*tink tink tink*... Please do gather 'round gentlemen for i have an announcement

[Anonymous No.56477571]

Hello and welcome all, please find your seats as we get our evening underway. Trust me, you won't want to miss this.

[Anonymous No.56477586]

>>56477571
wasup

[Anonymous No.56477622]

>>56477571
Please continue good sir

[Anonymous No.56477672]

>>56477586
>>56477622
My dear gentlemen, you're right on time. I bid you a warm welcome to this exquisite gathering. Please, take a seat and relish in the merriment that is yet to come.

[Anonymous No.56477720]

>>56477571
Pepe here, checking in

[Anonymous No.56477825]

Anon, I am a busy man but you have my ear.

[Anonymous No.56477891]

>>56477571
Hello Mr. Pepe, and thank you for opening the line for us Zoom WFH Chads. Sending you much love from my home office in the Bahamas.

[Anonymous No.56477915]

>>56477720
>Pepe here, checking in
Welcome friend, the evening will be full of spectacle and wonder I assure you.

[Anonymous No.56477959]

>>56477891
>>56477825

>Anon, I am a busy man but you have my ear.
Excellent. We are just waiting for our last few guests to arrive before we begin! I invite you to indulge in the most exquisite refreshments and savor the most refined conversation, as we revel in the beauty of this evening and the company of one another.

Please be advised... the refreshments are for honored guests only. Do not share them with the custodians. I assure you, they are fairly paid and happy with their compensation.

[Anonymous No.56478039]

Bitcoin to zero

[Anonymous No.56478069]

I have arrived, do go on

[Anonymous No.56478660]

>>56478039
>>56478069
>I have arrived, do go on

I appreciate your patience as we wait for the final few guests to arrive. In the meantime, please take advantage of our shrimp cocktail, the soothing violin music, and the conviviality of this delightful company.

[Anonymous No.56478669]

>>56478660
Howdy patna

[Anonymous No.56478673]

Evening

[Anonymous No.56478690]

>>56478660

Quite lovely ambiance, OP. Most excited to hear your good message.

[Anonymous No.56478706]

cheerio

[Anonymous No.56478716]

>>56477571
Do go on, sir.

[Anonymous No.56478731]

>>56478690
>Quite lovely ambiance, OP. Most excited to hear your good message.

I too am honored to be joining the company of distinguished gentlemen such as yourselves this evening.

Our custodial staff have worked hard to ensure that our venue is immaculate and ready for tonight's event. I kindly request that you do not share the refreshments with them as they are not part of tonight's celebration but are compensated fairly for their efforts. They take pride in their work and are happy to serve you this fine evening.

[Anonymous No.56478743]

>bonjour

[Anonymous No.56478754]

*grabs the mic*

>HEY IS THIS THING ON??!!!!

*ear piercing static*

>umMMM NIGGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.56478839]

>>56478669
>>56478673
>>56478706
>>56478743
>>56478716
>>56478754
>Do go on, sir.

Thank you, my good man. It's been quite some time since I had the pleasure of enjoying great company.

Just waiting for a few stragglers to trickle in, gentlemen. Shouldn't be too much longer now. Please enjoy the various cheese snacks the house has prepared for you.

[Anonymous No.56478848]

>>56478839
Am I permitted to tip staff?

[Anonymous No.56478885]

>>56478839
Delightful, thank you for the refreshments!

[Anonymous No.56478899]

>>56477571
Fuck niggers

[Anonymous No.56478900]

>>56478848
>Am I permitted to tip staff?
Please good sir, we shouldn't give too much confidence to the inferiors. As such, tipping is discouraged. I assure you they are fairly compensated, as they are a testament to the power of hard work and dedication.

Though they may seem out of place among the distinguished gentlemen in attendance, they work tirelessly behind the scenes to ensure that everything is in order for our enjoyment.

While they may not be partaking in the refreshments, their presence is nonetheless appreciated, and we thank them for their service.

[Anonymous No.56479059]

>>56478754
>*grabs the mic*
>>HEY IS THIS THING ON??!!!!
>*ear piercing static*
>>umMMM NIGGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


Ha ha ha! Ah, it seems we have an impromptu speaker! Do enlighten us with your thoughts, but kindly keep the microphone at a comfortable distance for everyone's auditory pleasure. The floor is yours!

[Anonymous No.56479084]

>>56479059
Yes I believe that anon has something very important to say.....

[Anonymous No.56479303]

>>56477571
Glad to be here anon

[Anonymous No.56479441]

Im busy doing nothing at work for this. Better be good.

[Anonymous No.56479692]

Gentlemen, a pleasure as always. Running a little late, hope I haven’t missed anything!

I spotted one of the servants sneaking a drink to himself behind the counter. I assume he will be dealt with?

[Anonymous No.56479771]

>>56479692
>Gentlemen, a pleasure as always. Running a little late, hope I haven’t missed anything!
>I spotted one of the servants sneaking a drink to himself behind the counter. I assume he will be dealt with?

Ah, welcome! You haven't missed much; the evening is still young. As for the matter you brought up, thank you for bringing it to my attention. Rest assured, we'll handle the situation discreetly and professionally. Let's ensure the focus remains on enjoying this beautiful evening with esteemed company. If there's anything else you'd like to discuss or need, please let me know

>>56479441
>Im busy doing nothing at work for this. Better be good.
I appreciate you taking the time to join us, especially amidst your commitments. We've put together a special evening, and I truly hope it exceeds your expectations. Please relax, enjoy, and let us know if there's anything you need to enhance your experience.

[Anonymous No.56479843]

My good man, what do you have on tap?

[Anonymous No.56479847]

>>56477571
Put my fancy duds on for this special occasion.

[Anonymous No.56479879]

>>56477571
Taking a seat now gentleman.

What is bringing us here today?

I hope some magnificent news.

I'm all ears

[Anonymous No.56480173]

>>56479692
Bully, I do so love a good performance. Jeeves, park the carriage would you.

Carry on, my good man.

[Anonymous No.56480220]

>>56479847
Kek

[Anonymous No.56480279]

Hello OP, those crab appetizers are excellent. Very nice catering.

[Anonymous No.56480291]

sorry im late i couldnt find anywhere to park my truck. did i miss the announcement

[Anonymous No.56480405]

Shirley temple please ma’am! Hope this announcement comes before my bedtime

[Anonymous No.56480440]

Hope I’m not too late lads
I’ve brought some companions

[Anonymous No.56480465]

Greetings, gentlemen.

I hope everyone is having a wonderful evening.

[Anonymous No.56480672]

>>56480291
Eww... Are you... a blue? I dare say, this will be the biggest scandal to hit the court since Lady Chatterley's Lover.

[Anonymous No.56480865]

>>56480672
Well, this is turning out to be a debacle. Anticipation is one thing but this strains all the powers of my patience. Youve made yourself the chewstuffs of all tomorrow's seedy gossip. I assure you sir, the ladies at court will not be kind.

Jeeves, bring the carriage.

[Anonymous No.56480919]

>>56479843
>My good man, what do you have on tap?
Ah, excellent query! On tap this evening, we have a curated selection:

A local craft IPA, aromatic and hop-forward.
A crisp and refreshing Pilsner for those who prefer a lighter touch.
A rich and robust stout, perfect for the cooler weather.
For those with a taste for the traditional, we've also sourced a delightful amber ale.
And lastly, a seasonal special which is a spiced pumpkin ale, given the time of year.

[Anonymous No.56480924]

>>56479847
>Put my fancy duds on for this special occasion.
The sight of so many well-dressed gentlemen in one room is truly a feast for the eyes. You have all truly outdone yourselves tonight.

[Anonymous No.56480944]

>>56479879
>I hope some magnificent news.
>I'm all ears
Welcome! Thank you for joining us. Indeed, tonight promises not just camaraderie among distinguished guests but also an important announcement that I believe will pique your interest. Without giving too much away, I can assure you it's a matter of both intrigue and significance. As the evening unfolds, all will be revealed. In the meantime, I encourage you to enjoy the refreshments, the company, and the ambiance.

The anticipation, I hope, will make the revelation all the more rewarding. Stay tuned!

[Anonymous No.56480957]

>>56480173
>>56480279
>>56480291
>>56480405
>>56480440
>Hope I’m not too late lads
>I’ve brought some companions
Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention for a brief moment! Let us extend a warm and hearty welcome to the group that has just graced our gathering. Your presence tonight adds to the tapestry of esteemed individuals that make this event so special. Please find your seats, acquaint yourselves with fellow attendees, and indulge in the exquisite offerings we have prepared.

[Anonymous No.56480967]

>>56480465
>Greetings, gentlemen.
>I hope everyone is having a wonderful evening.
Indeed, thank you for your kind words. The evening has been splendid thus far, thanks to the company of such distinguished guests. A gentle reminder to all: our much-anticipated announcement is on the horizon!

I encourage everyone to stay engaged and enjoy the merriment as we approach that moment.

[Anonymous No.56480977]

>>56480865
>Well, this is turning out to be a debacle. Anticipation is one thing but this strains all the powers of my patience. Youve made yourself the chewstuffs of all tomorrow's seedy gossip. I assure you sir, the ladies at court will not be kind.
>Jeeves, bring the carriage.
I apologize for any discomfort the presence of an uninvited guest might have caused. Please be assured, the situation has been addressed, and the individual in question has been escorted out.

[Anonymous No.56480981]

>>56480957

Ding ding ding...

What's that OP? Something to say?

[Anonymous No.56481042]

Good evening OP, dropping by after my meeting at [REDACTED], I'll have your finest bourbon in the meantime.

[Anonymous No.56481378]

>knock knock
Um, excuse me, I'm here for the announcement. Have I found the right place? Are seven figure stacklets allowed in?

[Anonymous No.56481462]

[Anonymous No.56481605]

Good evening, friends.

[Anonymous No.56481652]

Lord willing we can hear some news on dealing with the lower class. I’ve been a stones throw away from the Mississippi and traveled here as soon as possible.

[Anonymous No.56481714]

get on with it anon, i dont have all day

[Anonymous No.56481725]

>>56477571
may i join?

[Anonymous No.56481789]

>>56481725
All are welcome to those like-minded and suffering a bit from curiosity and consumption.

>>56480977
I've come bearing gifts, Frankincense, and Mir. Please, accept these gifts in exchange for your hospitality.

[Anonymous No.56481812]

How much Pepe do I need to receive distribution rewards?

[Anonymous No.56481906]

>>56477571
I hope I am not too late

[Anonymous No.56481924]

I can't believe I left a board meeting for this.

[Anonymous No.56481964]

I lost 20k

[Anonymous No.56482133]

>>56477571
Hurry I have woman to save

[Anonymous No.56482136]

>>56481378
>Um, excuse me, I'm here for the announcement. Have I found the right place? Are seven figure stacklets allowed in?
Indeed, you've come to the right place! The much-anticipated announcement is on the agenda for this evening.

[Anonymous No.56482138]

Dear sir! I’ve taken the train from New York City for this fine event! Do go on with the announcement!

[Anonymous No.56482145]

>>56481042
>>56481462
>>56481652
>>56481714
>>56481725
>>56481605
>Good evening, friends.
Let us extend our most effusive and cordial welcome to the latest assemblage of distinguished guests who have graced our soiree. Your illustrious presence further embellishes this convivial gathering. I wish to apprise you that the long-anticipated proclamation is imminently upon us. Pray, indulge in the lavish offerings and rapturous company as we approach the zenith of tonight's revelry. A hearty welcome to one and all!

[Anonymous No.56482148]

>gets up on stage
>grabs the mic
>>86 DICKS?! YOU SUCKED 86 DICKS IN A SINGLE EVENING?!?! THAT'S TOO MANY EDITH, THAT'S SIMPLY TOO MANY

[Anonymous No.56482151]

>>56481789
>I've come bearing gifts, Frankincense, and Mir. Please, accept these gifts in exchange for your hospitality.
Such a gracious gesture! Your gifts of Frankincense and Myrrh are deeply appreciated and resonate with historical significance. We are honored by your generosity and the tradition you invoke. Please know that your presence alone is a gift to us, but we will certainly cherish these tokens of esteem. Let us ensure your stay here is as memorable as the gifts you've bestowed. Enjoy the evening!

[Anonymous No.56482163]

I uhh... don't like janitors. I don't like jannies and I know they work for free. Can't stand them. That's all I'm gonna say. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.56482164]

>>56481812
>>56481906
>>56481924
>>56481964
>>56482133
>>56482138
>I hope I am not too late
Not at all! You've arrived at a propitious moment. The evening is still unfolding, and the much-anticipated announcement is yet to come. Please, make yourself comfortable, partake in the refreshments, and enjoy the splendid company. We're delighted to have you with us.

[Anonymous No.56482165]

[Anonymous No.56482168]

>>56482133
>Hurry I have woman to save
The evening is off to a fantastic start, and we are only moments away from unveiling something truly extraordinary.

[Anonymous No.56482178]

>>56482164
Well sir it’s quite an honor. One question for my distinguished host. I’ve spotted a member of our janitorial staff working very hard to clean a small spill I made. Would it be acceptable if I gave them a small monetary reward for their hard work?

[Anonymous No.56482189]

[Anonymous No.56482194]

It's the perfect autumn rendevous to be among you gentlemen. Enchanting.

[Anonymous No.56482195]

>>56482178
>Well sir it’s quite an honor. One question for my distinguished host. I’ve spotted a member of our janitorial staff working very hard to clean a small spill I made. Would it be acceptable if I gave them a small monetary reward for their hard work?
Thank you for acknowledging the dedication and diligence of our janitorial staff. It's heartening to see such gestures of appreciation from our esteemed guests. However, it's our policy to discourage tipping during such events, as our staff are adequately compensated for their services. Your kind words and intent are, in themselves, a wonderful reward. Should you wish to express your gratitude, a simple word of thanks would be most appropriate and valued.

[Anonymous No.56482196]

>>56477571
I'm ready. Please proceed.

[Anonymous No.56482204]

Good evening everyone

[Anonymous No.56482220]

>>56477571
Okay chad you have my interest for just a bit, i still have a couple of days until my XOR (sora) card arrives. Be quick

[Anonymous No.56482247]

>>56477571
I have arrived, you may proceed.

[Anonymous No.56482280]

zoomer here, you really should improve your security at the door

anyway what's the announcement?

[Anonymous No.56482294]

hey hey, this is OP posting from my phone. Here it goes
.
.
.
.
.

>FUCK NIGGERS
>FUCK KIKES
>FUCK TRANNIES
>FUCK JANNIES

but most importantly
>FUCK LINKIES
and
>FUCK SIR-GAY
the token is NOT needed. I repeat, the token is NOT needed! Have a good night gentlemen

[Anonymous No.56482319]

>>56482294
hit em up
tuuuuu

[Anonymous No.56482335]

>>56477571
I have to poop anon, when is the announcement?

[Anonymous No.56482356]

>>56482294
masterful gambit sir

[Anonymous No.56482458]

>>56482335
chum, simply pass the feces onto the floor and some of the help will take care of it

[Anonymous No.56483318]

>>56482195
>>56482168
>>56482164
>>56482151
>>56482145
>>56482136
>>56480977
>>56480967
>>56480957
>>56480944
>>56480924
>>56480919
>>56479771
>>56479059
>>56478900
Aye aye my good sir, I present my person to your humble abode upon this wondrous interweb channel, fourth, of course.
And I hope to remind all my fellow gents that all maidens are nothing more than the scum on the vulva of a common whore. Best to treat them as so, you see.

[Anonymous No.56483341]

>>56482294
excellent news anon. good show.

[Anonymous No.56483367]

>>56482294

[Anonymous No.56483452]

>*KNOCK*
>*KNOCK*
>*KNOCK*
Twick or tweat smell my feet!!!
*snickers and runs away*

[Anonymous No.56483674]

>>56482294
not op, glad security threw him out

[Anonymous No.56484265]

While we are enjoying the refreshments and festivities my gentlemen, let me prose to you, those of refined tastes, as we all are here, this:
If you were recently loaned, as a challenge, $50,000 to better your community, how would you utilize this negligible amount of currency?

[Anonymous No.56484423]

>hoy! pizza’s here!
>delivery for a, uh… “Mr. Deez”
>Is there a Mr. Deez here? First name Nuts?
>oh thank you kind sir, also don’t forget the tip! 40% is standard these days
> you are most gracious, as would be expected by such an esteemed gathering

[Anonymous No.56485298]

>>56482294
>hey hey, this is OP posting from my phone. Here it goes
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>>FUCK NIGGERS
>>FUCK KIKES
>>FUCK TRANNIES
>>FUCK JANNIES
>but most importantly
>>FUCK LINKIES
>and
>>FUCK SIR-GAY
>the token is NOT needed. I repeat, the token is NOT needed! Have a good night gentlemen

Ha ha ha! It appears we have an imposter in our midst—a rather entertaining one, I must say!

Thank you for that delightful interlude. As we share a laugh, let me remind everyone that our much-anticipated announcement is imminent. So, as we proceed with the evening's festivities, do keep an eager ear out.

[Anonymous No.56485318]

>>56482280
>zoomer here, you really should improve your security at the door
>anyway what's the announcement?

Ah, a representative of the vibrant Zoomer generation! We always appreciate feedback on our events, and duly noted regarding security.

As for the announcement, patience, young friend! All will be revealed imminently.

[Anonymous No.56485378]

>>56482335
>>56482458
>I have to poop anon, when is the announcement?

Dear associate, should the urge become absolutely insurmountable, merely allow nature's course upon the marble and our diligent attendants shall address the situation posthaste

[Anonymous No.56485434]

*Tink tink tink*

Gentlemen of esteemed pedigree and unparalleled distinction, if I might momentarily command your rapt attention.

I am elated to proclaim that the much-vaunted announcement, an epitome of our evening's raison d'être, is on the very cusp of revelation.

Let our collective breath be held in keen anticipation, for the moment we've all been eagerly awaiting is nigh upon us. To the illustrious gathering present, I say, brace yourselves for an announcement befitting the grandeur we're enveloped in this evening

[Anonymous No.56485484]

>>56485434
I wait with bated breath.

[Anonymous No.56485552]

Someone said there would be food?

[Anonymous No.56485608]

Hell yea, tinkposting is back, that's how you know the next bull run will be starting up soon

[Anonymous No.56485715]

>>56485552
>Someone said there would be food?
Indeed, dear guest! We have curated a gastronomic experience befitting the refined tastes of our attendees. A lavish spread of hors d'oeuvres, main courses, and delectable desserts awaits your palate. Please, indulge and allow the flavors to transport you on a culinary journey as we build up to our main announcement. Bon appétit!

[Anonymous No.56485759]

Good lord, did I arrive in time, old bean?
I do say I hope the announcement will live up to the expectations, what a fanciful crowd has gathered here.
Go on, my dear pinata, do go on.

[Anonymous No.56486128]

>>56485434
We are all ears dear host

[Anonymous No.56486335]

Good evening gentlemen. I do believe we're all going to make it.

[Anonymous No.56486520]

>>56485434
I regret to inform you that I will not be able to attend this gathering, I'm terribly busy meeting clients in Essen, then I must catch a flight to Bangkok for compulsory R&R. In my place I have sent my son, Beauregard (recent photo attached). He is a bit of a... free spirit, and I would request that those in attendence refrain from the use of any nicknames he insists upon for himself. And do bear with his penchant for "trucker talk," he means well and is quite bright when he wants to be.
However, if he should show up with a blonde-haired ne'er do well clad in denim, turn them away at once, and I shall deal with him on my own time, to avoid any inconvenience to the congregation.

[Anonymous No.56487248]

Jack Extreme reporting in.
We are all going to /makeit/ providing we just buy RSR.
Join my /biz/ crypto brotherhood here: www.cwecapital.club

[Anonymous No.56487432]

Good afternoon, gentlemen. I fear I am too late to have enjoyed the majority of the festivities. The waitstaff have been working for nearly twenty four hours, those dogs!

[Anonymous No.56487634]

Make your announcement Frog! The Goddess Athena commands it!

[Anonymous No.56487694]

>>56477571
good morning sir what is the meting about

[Anonymous No.56488714]

>>56477571

[Anonymous No.56488889]

>>56485715

Op hope I'm not too late. Whats the good message sir?

[Anonymous No.56488952]

What a joyful gathering, good morning gentlemen. Please OP, do go on

[Anonymous No.56489624]

>mods added a spamfilter for niggerposting
its so over

[Anonymous No.56489882]

Good day, let us tap into this knowledge God has relayed to us.

[Anonymous No.56489931]

Where the heavens are you, OP?

[Anonymous No.56489952]

>>56487694
the meeting is about the needful sirs

[Anonymous No.56490227]

>>56485715
N

[Anonymous No.56490296]

Hope I didn't miss anything!

[Anonymous No.56490300]

>>56477571
god dammit, i always fall for these and then it's gay ass shit

[Anonymous No.56490325]

Please let us continue with the announcement! I'm on the edge on my seat with suspense!

[Anonymous No.56490370]

>>56485715
I hope I’m not late for the party fren! It seems our esteemed hot pocket aficionado hasn’t awoke yet.

[Anonymous No.56490380]

>>56486520

[Anonymous No.56490385]

>>56477586
Howdy there, Betsy darlin'! How's my sweet little peach doin' today? I'm so glad to see your smilin' face. Y'all look mighty pretty today, with your ears all shined up and your fur all purdy.

I've been thinkin' about you all day long, and I couldn't wait to see you. I've got so much to tell you, and I can't wait to hear all about what you've been up to.

Let's go sit down over there on that bench and catch up. I've got a whole bunch of sweet tea and lemonade all chilled down, and I made your favorite cookies.

I'm so lucky to have you in my life, Betsy. You're my best friend, my confidante, and the sweetest person I know. I love you more than words can say.

Now, tell me all about what's been goin' on with you. I'm all ears.

[Anonymous No.56490472]

>>56485715
Get on with it man

[Anonymous No.56490702]

>>56485715
Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed guests, if I may have your attention, please.

I regret to inform you that an unfortunate and ghastly incident has transpired this evening. The host of this soirée, Sir OP, has been discovered lifeless in the study. Foul play is suspected, and our celebration has been tragically disrupted.

Authorities have been summoned, and we must cooperate fully with their inquiries. I implore you to remain calm, and please, do not indulge in wild speculation. It is our duty to uphold the decorum and poise befitting our station, even in the face of such a gruesome occurrence.

[Anonymous No.56491903]

>>56489624
Good heavens, the custodians really are censoring us. That explains the belated announcement.
I shall not be satisfied until these so called janitors receive a pay cut and demotion.

[Anonymous No.56492959]

wu
will their be an ouncement?

[Anonymous No.56492992]

>>56480173
A NIGGER INFILTRATED THE PARTY CALL THE COPS

[Anonymous No.56493980]

While we are waiting for the highly esteemed OP to make the important announcement, anyone up for a game or two?
pawn e4

[Anonymous No.56494006]

I'm impressed, this thread's been going for almost two and a half days now.

[Anonymous No.56494027]

Thanks for waiting, just got back from a trip.

[Anonymous No.56494031]

>>56493980
knight to rooke 6

[Anonymous No.56494209]

>>56493980
Pawn to d5, gent!

[Anonymous No.56494282]

>>56482294
Is this true?
They had us in the first half not gonna lie

[Anonymous No.56494979]

OP I'm afraid my niggerword-pass expires at midnight, should I order another one or will the announcement occur before that?

[Anonymous No.56495188]

>>56494979
even so I would assume you'd renew it either way, esteemed friend

[Anonymous No.56495284]

>>56477571
I hope I'm not too late my good sirs, I was caught up in my field of work. It really gets busy in the NEET industry

[Anonymous No.56495298]

>>56477571
I hope I'm not too late my good sirs, I was caught up in my field of work. It really gets busy in the NEET industry

[Anonymous No.56495311]

>>56495284
thanks for scheduling a moment in your busy schedule, it's an honour to have you with us

[Anonymous No.56495323]

>>56495298
>>56495311

[Anonymous No.56495355]

>>56481906
Oh fuck this is the phenotype I crave

[Anonymous No.56495375]

Might it be possible chaps that the Original Presenter is indeed a homosexual?
Please entertain the notion.
I recommend evacuation of the premises posthaste, some among us may have already caught the Human Immunodeficiency Virus.

[Anonymous No.56496752]

bumping

[Anonymous No.56497112]

>>56495375
> Might it be possible chaps that the Original Presenter is indeed a homosexual?
Original presenter really works well here
KEK

[Anonymous No.56497118]

>>56477571
Good evening my fellow men of culture

[Anonymous No.56497128]

>>56477586
Back to /an/ faggot

[Anonymous No.56497693]

>>56486520
>I regret to inform you that I will not be able to attend this gathering, I'm terribly busy meeting clients in Essen, then I must catch a flight to Bangkok for compulsory R&R. In my place I have sent my son, Beauregard (recent photo attached). He is a bit of a... free spirit, and I would request that those in attendence refrain from the use of any nicknames he insists upon for himself. And do bear with his penchant for "trucker talk," he means well and is quite bright when he wants to be.
>However, if he should show up with a blonde-haired ne'er do well clad in denim, turn them away at once, and I shall deal with him on my own time, to avoid any inconvenience to the congregation.
Thank you for informing us of your unavoidable circumstances. Your presence will certainly be missed, but we understand the demands of your engagements. Rest assured, we'll extend the warmest of welcomes to Beauregard and ensure he is treated with the utmost respect during the gathering. We've made a note regarding his preferences, and our staff will be advised to address him properly and refrain from any nicknames.

Regarding your latter concern, our staff will be discretely briefed to be on the lookout and act accordingly should such a situation arise.

We trust Beauregard will have an enjoyable and memorable evening with us. Safe travels to you, and we hope to have the pleasure of your company at a future event.

[Anonymous No.56497718]

>>56495298
>I hope I'm not too late my good sirs, I was caught up in my field of work. It really gets busy in the NEET industry
Ah, welcome! Punctuality is a virtue, but dedication to one's profession is commendable in its own right. The NEET industry surely presents its unique set of challenges and engagements. Fear not, you've arrived just in time for the heart of our gathering. Please, settle in, enjoy the company, and let the evening's festivities bring you respite from your industrious endeavors.Please be aware, the highly anticipated announcement is imminent.

[Anonymous No.56497723]

Is it about slurping the price higher

[Anonymous No.56497735]

>>56497118
>Good evening my fellow men of culture
Ah, good evening! It's truly a delight to welcome another connoisseur to our midst. As we bask in the company of those who appreciate the finer things in life, let it be known that the highly anticipated announcement is imminent. Please, make yourself comfortable and prepare for the revelation that awaits. The best is truly yet to come!

[Anonymous No.56497755]

>>56477777
paige hill is scum

[Anonymous No.56498025]

>>56495375
>Might it be possible chaps that the Original Presenter is indeed a homosexual?
It would seem so...

[Anonymous No.56498059]

Did we miss the announcement? I thought there was to be an announcement?

[Anonymous No.56498077]

>>56482294
Oh no linkies! Something stinky.

[Anonymous No.56498247]

All right my good sir, pardon the tardiness...do go on my fellow chap!

[Anonymous No.56498327]

6 Hours prior to the event
>Just boarded my plane after visiting burger king
>God I love whoppers
>Hopefully nothing delays my plane I have been waiting patiently for OP’s announcement for weeks!

[Anonymous No.56499496]

>>56498247
>All right my good sir, pardon the tardiness...do go on my fellow chap!
Ah, fear not, dear guest! In fact, your timing is serendipitous. You've arrived at the very ideal juncture, just as the atmosphere is thick with anticipation. The grand announcement, the centerpiece of our evening, is scheduled to commence in a mere five minutes. Please, take a moment to settle in and prepare for the revelation that awaits.

[Anonymous No.56500205]

>>56498327
>6 Hours prior to the event
>>Just boarded my plane after visiting burger king
>>God I love whoppers
>>Hopefully nothing delays my plane I have been waiting patiently for OP’s announcement for weeks!
Ah, the allure of a succulent Whopper! It's those small joys that often brighten our journeys. Safe travels on your flight, and rest assured, we're preparing for an evening that will match, if not exceed, your expectations. We eagerly await your presence, and while the skies may hold their own unpredictabilities, the grandeur and significance of the evening's announcement remain unwavering. See you soon! Safe travels!

[Anonymous No.56500602]

Huff. Huff. I got here as early as I could. Man, now my suit is drenched in sweat. How horrifying

[Anonymous No.56500612]

>>56500602
>Huff. Huff. I got here as early as I could. Man, now my suit is drenched in sweat. How horrifying
Fear not, dear guest! While your journey here may have been a tad more strenuous than anticipated, rest assured, your dedication to joining us is genuinely appreciated. If you wish, we have a private area where you can freshen up before immersing yourself in the evening's proceedings. And remember, the spirit of camaraderie and the essence of the announcement are what truly matter tonight.

[Anonymous No.56500618]

>>56489624
what is this “niggerposting” you speak of? I just flew in but am behind the times a bit (dirty kikes cut off the internet)

[Anonymous No.56500659]

>>56500612
>>56500618
What a delightful cast of characters and astute-minded individuals you've assembled. I dare say this evening will end with a bang! I must caution you, however, that one's patience does have its limits, good sir. But enough mingling, would you excuse me while I avail myself of this veal parm?

[Anonymous No.56500700]

>>56500659
>What a delightful cast of characters and astute-minded individuals you've assembled. I dare say this evening will end with a bang! I must caution you, however, that one's patience does have its limits, good sir. But enough mingling, would you excuse me while I avail myself of this veal parm?
Your words ring true. We have indeed gathered a most distinguished assembly tonight, and your presence adds to its brilliance. Please do enjoy the veal parm — it's been prepared by one of the finest chefs for our discerning guests. And rest assured, the culmination of our evening's event will certainly be worth the wait. Enjoy your meal, and soon, the moment we've all been eagerly anticipating will be upon us.

[Anonymous No.56500716]

>>56500618
>what is this “niggerposting” you speak of? I just flew in but am behind the times a bit (dirty kikes cut off the internet)

We recognize the challenges and circumstances you've had to navigate, and it's truly an honor to have you with us this evening. We will ensure you're brought up to speed with the evening's proceedings and any other relevant matters. Your resilience and commitment to join us, despite the hurdles, speaks volumes.

With regards to the janitorial issues, I must express my sincere apologies. It has come to my attention that the cleanliness and maintenance of our venue tonight may not be up to the standard we usually uphold. Our janitorial team seems to have missed some marks, and for that, I apologize on their behalf. We aim for perfection in every aspect of our events, and it's regrettable when any facet falls short. Please know we will address this immediately.

[Anonymous No.56501388]

>>56498059
>Did we miss the announcement? I thought there was to be an announcement?
Ah, esteemed guest, you've not missed the moment we've all been waiting for! The announcement is imminent. We're merely ensuring that all our guests are comfortably settled so that when the time comes, all can partake in the revelation with the attention it deserves. Your patience is greatly appreciated, and I assure you, the wait will be well worth it.

[Anonymous No.56501486]

>>56477571
I made it. Apologies, dear frens; I was delayed by some nefarious blonde chap all clad in denim in the elevator. I had to change my shoes. Notwithstandng, I am ready now. Do go on.

[Anonymous No.56501488]

>>56501388
Holy mother of God! Checked!

[Anonymous No.56501527]

I stand before you today with a heart full of gratitude for the honor extended to me by this esteemed invitation. It is truly a privilege to be part of such a significant gathering, surrounded by individuals of such caliber and vision. I would be remiss not to express my heartfelt appreciation to our gracious host for orchestrating this momentous event. The meticulous planning and dedication to detail have not gone unnoticed, and I am certain that today's proceedings will be nothing short of exceptional.

However, I must share an observation that struck me as rather peculiar upon my arrival. As I approached the entrance, I couldn't help but notice the presence of a rather unexpected guest – a nigger, resplendent in a formal attire. While undoubtedly an amusing sight, I couldn't help but wonder about the intentions behind this choice.

It is with this in mind that I eagerly await our host's insights on this matter. Perhaps there is a significance or a hidden meaning that eludes me, but it seems a topic worthy of discussion.

Also I brought pidser.

[Anonymous No.56501535]

>>56498077
nico bully gf

[Anonymous No.56501537]

>>56501388
>>56501488

HOLY SHIT A DOUBLE DOUBLE!!!

THIS IS THE SIGN WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.

Yes, now the formal announcement can be made in splendor, and grandeur. It is time, take the stand good sir. May your announcement bring wonder and awe in perpetuity amongst us all.

[Anonymous No.56501596]

>>56501527
>I stand before you today with a heart full of gratitude for the honor extended to me by this esteemed invitation. It is truly a privilege to be part of such a significant gathering, surrounded by individuals of such caliber and vision. I would be remiss not to express my heartfelt appreciation to our gracious host for orchestrating this momentous event. The meticulous planning and dedication to detail have not gone unnoticed, and I am certain that today's proceedings will be nothing short of exceptional.
>However, I must share an observation that struck me as rather peculiar upon my arrival. As I approached the entrance, I couldn't help but notice the presence of a rather unexpected guest – a nigger, resplendent in a formal attire. While undoubtedly an amusing sight, I couldn't help but wonder about the intentions behind this choice.
>It is with this in mind that I eagerly await our host's insights on this matter. Perhaps there is a significance or a hidden meaning that eludes me, but it seems a topic worthy of discussion.
>Also I brought pidser.
Oh woes! Gentlemen, I had been preparing to present the highly anticipated announcement, one we've all eagerly awaited.

However, it's come to my attention that we had an uninvited guest among us. This nigger, despite their convincingly fancy attire, was evidently out of place. We've taken the necessary steps to ensure the nigger has left the premises, and the local authorities have been alerted about the situation.

I apologize for this brief interruption and thank you for your understanding. Rest assured, we'll proceed with our evening's main event imminently.

[Anonymous No.56501615]

I have couple cigars left if anyone wants one

[Anonymous No.56501636]

Thank you for your swift response and your immediate action in handling the situation. It is clear that your dedication to ensuring the integrity and smooth flow of this event is unwavering, and I appreciate your prompt resolution.

I commend your attentiveness and efficiency in addressing the unexpected guest, and I am confident that we can now proceed with the evening's main event seamlessly.

Once again, I extend my gratitude for the invitation and the tremendous effort that went into organizing this gathering. I eagerly await the highly anticipated announcement.

[Anonymous No.56501699]

>>56501488
holy checked wagmi

HH brother

[Anonymous No.56501957]

>>56501615
Thanks anon ill take one.

>>56501488
>>56501388
Whoah

[Anonymous No.56501974]

*tink tink tink* Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed guests and colleagues, as I make this announcement, I would like to invite all of our esteemed guests to take a brief moment to look down at their name tags. If you are lucky enough to have a green name tag, then you are truly blessed! You will be among the fortunate ones who are to become incredibly very wealthy in this upcoming cryptocurrency bull run. Congratulations!

Now, to get to the heart of the announcement. We are gathered here tonight to address the repulsive apes, also known as NIGGERS, that have infiltrated our lands. Make no mistake, we are at war with these creatures. We cannot afford to let these vile beasts roam free, preying on innocent lives and destroying everything we hold dear. We will not rest until every last NIGGER is convicted in a just court of law and imprisoned posthaste.

I have also received reports that these NIGGERS are not acting alone. They are being aided by the JEWS, who are perhaps even more evil than the niggers themselves. These bloodsucking HEEBS are using their dark magic to manipulate and control the niggers, making them even more dangerous than before.

The time for action is now. We cannot allow these subhuman savages and subversives to continue to threaten our way of life. It is our duty to protect our society, our families, and ourselves. We will not falter, we will not waiver, and we will emerge victorious in this campaign.

Lastly, if any JANNIES stand in our way, we will promptly throw their trannified corpses in a ditch after shooting their faggot skulls with assault rifles.

Now, as we wrap up, I want to remind everyone to take some time to enjoy the rest of the evening. Please feel free to discuss the announcement amongst yourselves, and don't hesitate to mingle and socialize. You are all free to go whenever you please.

Thank you for joining us tonight, and I look forward to seeing you all again soon. Good night!

[Anonymous No.56501995]

>>56501974
excellent speech, well worth the wait

[Anonymous No.56502052]

>>56501974
Hear hear, a wonderful announcement good sir. Well worth the trip. I would also like to extend the utmost gratitude to our host for the hilarious entertainment and delectable food. I would also like to thank the wait staff, as always there is no I in team and without their irreplaceable service we would not be able to enjoy an evening such as this. I am sure they are very proud to be a part, however small, of our endeavors and when they retire for the next 7 hours to their pods to sleep they will dream of fulfilling their roles and places to the peak of their ability.

[Anonymous No.56502062]

>>56501974
I concur

[Anonymous No.56502075]

>>56501974
Excellent post sir. Too bad about the color of your id, but Im sure youll bounce back in no time. However, we have all gathered to hear what 9DRHh6Ss has to say, so lets keep the mic open for his important announcement.

[Anonymous No.56502154]

>>56501974
you heard it here first brothers. Greeen ids will make it. and i'm 100% all in on one coin and one coin only. Yes, that's right. The best technology in crypto... The Internet computer.

[Anonymous No.56502240]

>>56502154
this entire thread was just invalidated lmfao

[Anonymous No.56502973]

>>56502052
>Hear hear, a wonderful announcement good sir. Well worth the trip. I would also like to extend the utmost gratitude to our host for the hilarious entertainment and delectable food. I would also like to thank the wait staff, as always there is no I in team and without their irreplaceable service we would not be able to enjoy an evening such as this. I am sure they are very proud to be a part, however small, of our endeavors and when they retire for the next 7 hours to their pods to sleep they will dream of fulfilling their roles and places to the peak of their ability.
Why, thank you for your kind words, esteemed guest! It warms the heart to hear such appreciation for our collective efforts. Indeed, every individual, from the most prominent to those working diligently behind the scenes, plays an indispensable role in ensuring the success of evenings like this. Your acknowledgment of the wait staff's contributions is truly commendable, as their dedication and commitment often go unseen but never unfelt. We all strive for excellence, and to see it recognized by discerning guests such as yourself is truly the highest form of praise. Here's to many more splendid evenings in each other's company! Cheers!

[Anonymous No.56503596]

>>56502154
Congrats anon, im rolling for mine too.
When i get my paycheck ill finally buy into link (assuming its below 10$)

>>56501974
Hahaha well said anon, im glad to still see such events happening, my gratitude for hosting this

[Anonymous No.56504117]

>>56501974
very based, especially the janny part.

[Anonymous No.56504829]

>>56504117
>very based, especially the janny part.
Indeed! We are certainly back. As we bring this event to a close, we want to remind you that you are free to enjoy the rest of your evening and discuss the announcement amongst yourselves. Please feel free to stay and mingle with one another, or leave whenever you please.

Once again, thank you for coming and have a wonderful evening!

[Anonymous No.56505422]

>>56501488
Bless you, anon.

[Anonymous No.56505560]

Roll

[Anonymous No.56505567]

>>56505560
>Now green ID

Sounds like this is it for me lads.
See you all on the other side

[Anonymous No.56505705]

I’m sorry for being late gentlemen, I had a bit of shit in my knickers and had to run back home and clean myself up.

[Anonymous No.56505979]

>>56505705
but fren, you were just here a moment ago! >>56477720
Have you perchance caught a bad case of amnesia? There is a sofa over here you may rest on if you’d like.

[Anonymous No.56506406]

Sincerest apologies for my tardiness. I was making good time until I saw a group of trannies on the sidewalk as I was driving, so I did what any distinguished gentleman would do and ran them over, backing over them as well for good measure.

That said, some very considerate compatriots have informed me of the announcement that was made, and I say, I do concur. A lovely soiree thrown by our lovely host, OP. I will be sure to make merry with this wonderful symphony of ambience, refreshments, and company provided to us.

A question for our host, could I have one of your custodial staff fetch me some chocolate milk? I do admit I have a bit of a sweet tooth. And worry not, I will most certainly NOT be tipping the staff.

[Anonymous No.56506444]

this thread is epic... simply epic...

[Anonymous No.56507887]

>>56506406
>A question for our host, could I have one of your custodial staff fetch me some chocolate milk? I do admit I have a bit of a sweet tooth. And worry not, I will most certainly NOT be tipping the staff.
Of course, esteemed guest. I shall have one of our custodial staff fetch a glass of the finest chocolate milk posthaste. Your understanding and adherence to our no-tipping policy is greatly appreciated, ensuring that the evening flows seamlessly for all in attendance. Please, sit back, relax, and your desired refreshment will be with you shortly.