/nenmen/ - Nijisanji EN Male General

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Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, and XSOLEIL!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (graduated)

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebZ5h4XdzvtoHhgVo4NwIMGvqWEFtwcxVBC1T1ISlJA

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Guide to finding fanart on Lofter: https://rentry.org/aum8x

Boys Teamup: https://teamup.com/ksj1sm36oa1p146e26

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

Fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting is encouraged.

Previous thread: >>43349068

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This is the anchor post for fics. Please reply here for archival purposes. Links to greentexts and old posts from /nijien/ are okay too.

For organization purposes, please feel free to suggest tags for the work you are linking (ie female POV, fluff, noncon, pregnancy, etc)

If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>https://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.

Thank you!

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KARAOKE! KARAOKE! KARAOKE!
AT 8:05 PM EST OK DOKIE!
YO YO YO!

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Fat cat

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Uki being a tryhard gamer even with crane games does not surprise me, and I'm already imagining everyone oohing and ahhing over his skills/haul. I love him so much.

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Please come back soon

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wuca love! finally catching up on his comeback stream

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>>43424240
He's dead...

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Does Uki own this set, yes or no?

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>>43424441
He does not own the fluffy jacket, but the rest, yes.

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I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!!! I'm so jealous of everyone that got to meet him, please come back soon...

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>>43423423
Spoilering since I'm bringing my pathetic schizo shit into a new thread but I think part of it is that but also while I didn't want to admit it, a lot of it is jealousy for me if I'm being completely honest, I want to be happy hearing everyone had fun but it just makes me jealous and bitter that I don't have a big group of friends to travel with and that i will never get to hang out with my oshis kek. I think that kind of turns into resentment toward people involved and the trip as a whole, and exacerbates my frustration in the lack of transparency (which is not at all rational but that's how my retard brain works). Like I said I'll get over it... I just need somewhere to vent my mental illness since trying to focus on my other hobbies during dead hours hasn't helped as much as I would have liked it to. Goddamn I am too emotionally invested in these dumb streamers.
Anyways... at least most of the boys are back in town!
https://youtu.be/nN120kCiVyQ

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Intercourse with my oshi!

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>>43426761

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I miss my husband

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alive

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I'm watching clips of Alban since I miss him and have watched every stream and I need to correct him so bad, what a fucking brat

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>>43426761
i was first poster and while im not jealous in your particular way i do feel a sense of jealousy and fomo, its the parasocial schizo talking. itll wear off in time but at the moment yes im still bitter. also that sense of "i was worried but turns out they were all having a great time and not thinking about us at all"

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day 8 i miss husband

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

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Watching Voxy play DKC2 and... I miss him, bros. I love goofball gamer Vox and I love sexy flirty Vox, and I want him baaaaaaaack

I will fistfight his haters at this point I don't even care

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>>43428590
But he's an adorable cat he deserves hugs and kisses

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>>43428956
Multiple of them actually said they wanted to stream but the wifi was bad. Sonny even streamed because he felt bad

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in situations like this i think, did they want to stream because they missed it or because they didn't want to take too long away so people would leave thus less money?

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>>43429636
Well that’s just your schizophrenia speaking, you could actually listen to their words and accept them or you could just dwell in your paranoia

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>>43429747
i mean it's their job to stream, you can't deny that some of them might think like that

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>>43429342
I WILL rape him

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>>43429636
they all have mentioned it in the past, they still worry they'll lose fans if they don't stream or have something to keep them satisified. they still get money from memberships and views on old vods even if they don't stream anyways

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>>43429868
Well you can’t prove it can you? You’re just arguing for your own narrative for the sake of it at that point. No one even said anything about “missing us” anyway, just that they felt bad. You can either take that whole-heatedly or from a business perspective but I choose to believe it’s probably a mixture of both

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>>43429274
same
>>43429025
i miss him so much

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>>43429946
He's made for correct the cheeky brat

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>>43430589
*correction
Too horny I couldn't type

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>>43430629

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Auban flirts with other men but he always makes time for his loving fans
Well Sonny?.... Sonny?..... SONNYYYYYYY

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I miss them

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>>43429946
>>43430589
You guys are joking about raping alban r-right?

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>>43430748
No? Why would I joke

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>>43430671
What does this mean

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Tsun-tsun little shota couldn't help himself and has to reply to a yume baiting tweet

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>>43430748
Why would I joke?

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Hexy is playing outlast 2 with meloco!

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>>43430896
Meanwhile Uki is a team player.

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>>43430825
>>43430952
Rape is bad! Bad anons!

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>>43431138
He already fucked all the older boys and now he's aiming his sight at Xslay the fresh meat

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>>43431273
Well tell him to stop asking for it so badly then if it's so wrong

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>see someone on twitter shitting on the #sicklingselfies tag, talking about "power dynamics" and shit
>trying to insist that some of the fans look "underaged"
>check profile
>they're holo fans
Every damn time. Why can't they focus on their own shit?

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>>43431273
He wants it

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https://twitter.com/kamsClear/status/1627226134088933377
This is such a cute AU

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I would never get a vtuber tattoo but the Noct and lux logos are nice

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>>43431976
This is such a CUTE art style I want my oshi to have more art like this

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Anyone plan on recording Pio's unarchived karaoke? I'm too sleepy and too busy tommorow to stay up any longer.

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LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban !
pe4rrrrrl art SEX !

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Vox: I have discovered an infinite lives exploit! :D
Vox: *immediately dies*

This is the kind of shit that makes me want to be a clipper, it's so funny

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>>43431559
He just likes flirting with chat there's nothing wrong with that ToT

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>>43432608
He's a slutty boy. just accept it

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>>43432125
Literally a womb tattoo or a tramp stamp

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>>43433121
Hi Sonny

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>>43432206
>>43423981

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>>43430896
Kyo calling the fucking cops on me cuz I wanted to touch him ToT

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>>43432347
pe4rrrrrl LOVE! (me on the left)

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>>43433336
moshi moshi VSF?

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>>43433336
Me getting handcuffed and escorted out of the school grounds because I tried to touch a little middle school boy ToT

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>>43433547
NOOOO Please it was just a little, I'm innocent!

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We are now at the Star Wars rant and I think I HAVE to fuck this guy

I don't care about Star Wars, I've only seen episode 7, but the passion of this motherfucker got me like YEAH JJ ABRAMS IS A BITCH ASS COWARD

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>>43433674
UWOOOOHH OFFICER I'M SO SORRY I WON'T BE NEAR THE ILUNA INSTITUTE AGAIN TOT

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>>43433547
VSF can't say shit their captain fucks a shota catboy thief

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>>43433753
Fuck I’m missing him and his stupid ramblings so much now… also yeah that plot twist is absolutely garbage! (Haven’t watched those movies in years)

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>>43433785
It's okay anon you just have to be enrolled or working at the institute to be there!

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>>43433914
rules don't apply to the police

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>>43431590
puriteens are such a pain in the ass, all we can do is hope they either grow out of it, or die.

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>>43433753
It’s still so funny to me that he is so passionate of star wars to the point of writing a fanfic of it. Vox. A ficwriter.

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>>43434497
Guess I'm working as a teacher there now ToT Kyo wait for me, don't call the cops again or I'll cry

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I know this is NU but why does it look so much like sonnyban ToT

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>>43434645
I'd expect nothing less of him honestly. I hope he gets lots of kudos and bookmarks.

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>>43434645
I can see him writing Freddy x OC content.

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>>43434517
Corrupt cop Sonny abusing his power to touch little kids...

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>>43434701
Those thighs ToT

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I loooove shotas

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>>43434672
Apply to work as a teacher at Iluna institute so I can give Kyo "supplemental lessons" after school with just the two of us

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>>43435093
Based and same

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>>43435171
TOT UWOOOOOHHHH

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>>43435093
Based and same!

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>>43435563
He's in middle school right? It's the perfect time to teach him sex ed, and because he's a bit slower than the other kids I need to give him "special" lessons one on one.

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>>43434727
I read star wars fanfiction and sometimes I wonder if I might have read his fanfic and left a kudos.

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>>43435969
He has been skipping way too many classes he needs to catch up a little! Such a good tutor making time out of their very busy schedule for him ToT

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Fukuma doujin
https://twitter.com/MooBoowow/status/1627347860445609984

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>>43436030
I'm pretty sure I found the LotR fanfiction he mentioned as the inspiration for his dragon ASMR.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/864725

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dead (for another half hour)

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I have always respected Mysta and Mika's friendship but I really hope there's another reason for Mysta taking the month off because otherwise this feels downright egregious to me. Like "I want to send him a hate superchat" egregious.

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Sonny as a hogwarts teacher raping all those little boys and casting obliviate on them soon after!

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>>43438220
Had a double take on "casting", thought it was "castrating"

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>>43436541
He's literally such a tumblr kid, I bet he found Bendydick cucumberbatch hot as well

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I just heard about Luca and Fuwa meeting in Japan and their attempts to communicate then sleeping next to each other… They are both so adorable I’m getting cuteness aggression

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>>43434645
He just like me for real

Oh no that means if I write fic with him I have to try extra hard because he can navigate AO3 and he would Know if I phoned it in

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https://twitter.com/8washihachi/status/1627067248606334976
SEXXXXX

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>>43438450
They're so cute together! i hope they get to hang out again sometime but hopefully not too soon, i just got my son back (;∀;)

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>>43436213
He has to make up for his failing grades by doing fun little favours for me, like being a test dummy for sex ed as I use him to demonstrate how to put on a condom, using my mouth

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Pio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9FpY93-ETw

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9FpY93-ETw
PIOCHAN KARAOKE KARAOKE KARAOKE
ALL ACAPELLA ALL NERVES ALL DOKI DOKI
YO YO YO

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piochan is the new scuff god

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piochan...he sounds different which is kinda funny

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>>43431976
This image reminds me of Kenmochi and Aki's cover of flos. Imagine a cover of this with any of the EN boys. And by any I mean Shu and Ike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWDZghAERnk

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Piochan is ngmi...

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pio leaking.....

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this bgm is melting my brain...

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Oh he's not bad

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Where's the music...

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my husband has a honkai impact sponsored stream! scripted luca time
https://youtu.be/hbXhLEDr38s
https://youtu.be/hbXhLEDr38s

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>>43440524 (me)
Oh lord it's all acepella

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I love being back in 2005

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Luca what are you doing???

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>>43440760
he's the hot babe now

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>>43440760
Luca?

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>>43440584
why is he so smug in that thumb

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>>43440904
smug gacha king with his 4 leaf clover luck

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>>43438000
I'd like to say he needs the break, but...
>Jan:
8 Streams: 2 Troll streams, 4 Zatsus (Auditions one was delisted), Birthday stream and WrestleSanji prep. He did also appear on Mika's Genshin stream, but I ain't counting that
>Feb:
9 Streams: Minecraft tour, 1 Handcams, 1 Zatsu, 4 Game streams, 1 Sponsorship, 1 Guitar stream

Prior to this, he took a short break across Christmas for obvious reasons and was absent most of November. I don't even want to say poor timing at this point. He's just absent.

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feeling piochan now

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luca i missed you, you're being so cute even in a sponsored stream

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>>43441206
Sometimes I really wonder what offline work they have which we definitely won't know... I'm not a mystake but mysta will probably burn out really quick streaming consecutively and it might to painful to watch. I think I speak for all of us that we just want regular streams, not everyday. But maybe there's second outfits to look forward to in march as well...

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>I can be the ntr guy

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>>43441476
All his sponsor streams have rewatch value because he's so, so obvious it's an ad it's really fucking funny

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we're corrupting piochan

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>>43441541
I understand Mysta is in the mindset that he is set and doesn't have to try now. He even said in his Vermintide streams that he is "untouchable" when it comes to management. But it does harm those that want to support him and engage with his output, if it be casual chats or creative goals.

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>>43441847
he struggles so badly trying to act normal or know anything about the game he's shilling

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Can a karaoke be BFE?

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>>43441907
So to paraphrase, he's lazy?

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>>43442099
im experience one right now

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>>43442083
Seeing him trying not to simp is always a good laugh

"Her bow is very... bow-like! Yeah!"

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>>43442378
>she has..beautiful eyes!
even without an eye tracker, you can see where his eyes travel

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>>43442333
I love our schizophrenic boy so much, who else can do karaoke zatsu BFe he's so innovative

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>>43441907
All of luxiem probably are at this point, meanwhile I just want my oshi back it's been so long since his autistic gamer moments...

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>>43442378
>>43442454
He really does act like a horny virgin highschool boy

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>>43441206
Yeah, it's precisely because he's already been absent that I think he's actually fucking insane if he really did essentially take the month off just for Mika. I know he's a numberfag. I know he can see just how detrimental his inconsistent streams and absence has been for his channel. I also just feel generally disrespected as a fan if this is the reason because of how he's been talking about family issues and being stressed and leading us on to believe it was something more serious than what is essentially a vacation. Not to mention the girlfriend jokes he's been making about her lately.
Like okay, you ghost your fans, disrespect them, kill your channel... because you couldn't fucking wait to travel a country you've already been to with a girl you've already met up with IRL multiple times? That is insane to me. Actual madness.
So yeah, REALLY hoping there's another explanation here.

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>>43438000
you know that he'll double down on the "I have a gf" joke if you send him a hate supa right?

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>>43438000
>Like "I want to send him a hate superchat" egregious.
Hey, it's your money. Don't be mad if he ends up buying condoms and sex toys with it.

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>>43442683
he is one

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>>43442780
Mysta and shooting himself in the foot goes hand in hand like Vox and accidentally leaking things.

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piochan cheating by listening to the song just before singing makes it even more endearing

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>>43442683
I wouldn't change him for the world, I am also a horny teenager at heart

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>>43442780
what makes you think it's for mika? please take meds

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>>43443500
I find it cute in small doses but sometimes it just comes off as immature and it ticks me off a little bit, I can only watch him in 30 minutes increments

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>>43443510
He's clearly not at home due to his scuffed setup, he wasn't in Japan and they're both taking the month off. Mika officially, Mysta in essence. It's a crackpot theory but considering Mysta has been tight-lipped about the reason behind his absence it's the best I currently have. I do hope I'm wrong.

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i wish i was kiana

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>>43442780
Ultimately I think the guys forget that just because you happened to be first, don't mean you are the last either. Popularity can come and go within months, let alone days. vTubing is no different. Men and women are debuting every day and doing whatever they can to showcase themselves on Twitch. Nijisanji itself has just had auditions pass recently atop of a planned GAMERS wave. His own company is already thinking ahead. I ain't saying Mysta is going to be outright replaced or stop being popular with certain demographics, but you know for a fact that there will be guys looking at your fuck up and looking to pounce on it.

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>>43444032
I too wanna be a hot anime babe with guns

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>>43444130
I don't think it's fair to call the guys complacent since we all know they do their own fair share of work within niji/their solo projects offline. I feel like for them, or at least vox ike shu they do want to stream regularly and do think about their content alot but personal circumstances/offline work etc are probably eating into that. i haven't watched luca in a long time bc his stream times so I can't comment for him.

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>>43444333
i just want luca to yell my name saying he misses me

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>>43444534
>shu
>do want to stream regularly

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>>43444585
go back to main and loop your shitposts you clearly don't watch him

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>>43444676
>says he's not able to stream
>takes another vacation to japan again
you're not convincing anyone

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Who here got both Bettel and Doppio's karaokes on?

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>>43444853
It's too much schizophrenia it'll destroy my brain

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No wonder tempiss have shit numbers if tempissfags just shit around and don't watch streams!

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>>43444585
>>43444676
>Dec:
6 Streams, 1 Sponsorship
>Jan:
Luxiem debut watchalong, 1 Zatsu, 5 Games
>Feb:
1 Sponsorship

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>Tunes into Luca
>He's mid scream
>Chus
>Ends
Oh I was too late...

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Everything doppi speaks I wonder what the inside of his head is like

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>>43444853
I wasn’t but I did just to see what it’s like. Doppio motormouth with rock your body karaoke in the background is a hell of an experience

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>>43445349
at least you got a chu

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ඞ

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>>43445469
He does have cute chus.

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>>43445149
November must have been fun for mystakes yeah?

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Why is everyone so mad today, go watch doppi sing badly to cheer up anons

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when is the purge

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I want to grab Alban's chubby tummy

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>>43445703
i missed them

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doing three different voices for a song, i love you piochan

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>>43445827
November was a confirmed break for Mysta, which was documented in advance. These others haven't

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https://twitter.com/HexHaywire/status/1627499858914586625/photo/1

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>>43445827
Anon they were talking about shu

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>>43444567
You've got your eyes on the sexy, sexy prize!

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>>43446822
always. whiny begging luca is always nice

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>>43446751
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT WHEN WILL YOU SWITCH BACK TO NA TIME

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i miss news kindred

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>>43446184
Villions are so cute

[Anonymous No.]

thank for you providing the BFE karaoke zatsudan experience that I didn't expect and will forever love

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>>43445827
anon your reading reps...

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not an EN but you usually private the unarchived karaoke afterwards doppio

[Anonymous No.]

kyo in scarle's stream

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Tasty cherry boy COCK PHIMOSIS COCK IN MY MOUTH

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That site is back up accordingly to anons so you sisters should go back

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>>43449961
Realest post itt

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>>43447163
Really? I’m still here, just taking a break from newsposting for now. If you read a I MISS MY HUSBAND post that’s probably me. I hope he comes back soon.

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>>43450488
there's many of those posts but hope he comes back soon for you, i'm just used to checking the news post in case i miss things

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>>43450587
I guess I should update my notepad for when I come back to it, huh. I’ll do that tomorrow.

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Cherry boy cop experienced in the world of combat but has never felt the touch of a woman!!! I will rape him and steal his virginity!!!!

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>>43450689
i don't think there's anything new to add other than the white day messages and luxiem's m&gs again that start tomorrow

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>>43450147
god dammit, that must be so stressful for the livers.

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Ren thinks table banging is cute...

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>>43450777
Didn’t the white day messages sell out already? At least demon’s did. Maybe there’s something I didn’t read. Turns out when you’re not looking out for news 24/7 you can miss a lot.

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>>43451004
it's just kyo left, mysta and vox sold out a while ago

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>>43450977
it is a tiny bit, just like pillow humping

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>>43451069
Alright, thanks. God I was about to type up a radio signal from work instead, I gotta sleep.

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>>43448121
I wanna leave a dookie on his head I don't even hate him why am I like this

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>>43451159
sleep well kindred

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>>43451198
I...scythekick...what the fuck?

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>>43451139
You know what now that you mentioned it, I can kinda see how it's cute, I get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43451198
Is this supposed to be a scat post

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>>43451198
this is the most scythekick post if ive ever seen one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43451198
I haven't seen horny Scythekick in ages

[Anonymous No.]

>>43451198
Are you an actual bird

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>>43451004
yeah on the en store he sold out
funny enough he's the only one left in group c with stock on jp

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>>43451527
I desperately want to know how JP fans responded to his voice the first time. I can't imagine they have much experience with the specific Atlanta accent he's cursed to carry.

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>>43451290
>>43451410
>>43451450
>>43451496
>>43451512
no I meant cause scythekicks are chicks right? and they poop, so...you know what think what you want of me

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>>43451674
you still want to shit on his head, nothing has changed the statement

[Anonymous No.]

>>43451674
Like oshi like fanbase

[Anonymous No.]

>>43451603
I think they’re talking about Vox

[Anonymous No.]

>>43451674
This poster has big baby briskadet energy

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>>43451848
I've never watched sonny he's too scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>43451603
If I know how to read JP I would be diving 5ch looking for their reactions when he debuted, sadly I can not read JP...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43451848
Baby bird scythekick...

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>>43451945
weak

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>>43452212
How is someone “weak” for not watching him?

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>>43452262
relax newfag

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>>43451848
i miss babykadet i wonder what they're doing. i hope they've had an absurd amount of milk today.

>>43451977
my JP isn't good enough or I would, I imagine it was jarring for them.

>>43451945
do you want some soft sonny suggestions to start with, anon?

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>>43451848
I hope they are ok...

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>>43452467
No answer, I accept your concession.

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>>43452602
not the briskadet, you just cant take a joke

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newfags and twittertrons are so sensitive

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>>43452645
>You just can’t take a joke
The joke either isn’t there or is unfunny enough to not be detected. Maybe make better jokes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43452837
on your period today?

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>>43438357
Same

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>>43441541
Yeah anything over 5 a week is overdoing it for me…

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>>43452938
>Can’t make form a rebuttal and goes straight for an insult
Again, I accept your concession. Learn to make good jokes.

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>>43452474
Maybe we can try google translating it but unfortunately I can't even navigate the site, I'm that dumb

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>>43453195
>a period is an insult
holy kek

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>>43453413
Was it another one of your “jokes”? You’re just telling me you’re unfunny, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't argue, lets look at this cute little dude instead

[Anonymous No.]

Personally I'm not going to joke when I say you are weak if you find Sonny scary. I say this unironically because taichou is the cutest most harmless man to exist.

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck are you guys even fighting about holy shit

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>>43453527
im laughing at you, thanks for the entertainment newfag

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>>43453794
>Going back to the insults once again because MUH JOKES
Again, I accept your concession.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to say "that's so impossibly retarded it has to be bait" but after some of the takes I've seen on this board I can never be so sure anymore

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>>43453650
He's a corrupt cop who does police brutality and touches little shota cat boys what do you mean he's harmless

[Anonymous No.]

>>43454004
no anons are just that stupid

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>>43454034
He did nothing wrong, I trust him with all my foreskin

[Anonymous No.]

Again, I accept your concession!

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>>43454004
It’s always bait, you faggots are just retarded enough to have one of you argue with it and make 50 pseudo-(you)s to it.

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SEX !!!!! ALBAN APRON SEXXXXX !!!!!!!!

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>>43454107
But I have no foreskin which means I trust him with nothing, because he's a filthy cop!

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>>43454284
Weak

[Anonymous No.]

Any VODs need to be uploaded? I'm absorbed in playing Slime Rancher right now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43454284
You can always trust the police

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>>43454369
doppio's karaoke, that's it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43454281
source !
https://twitter.com/WonderCatKir/status/1627407738589544448

[Anonymous No.]

>>43454281
I want to bite his nipple

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>>43454369
Doppio Unarchived Acapella Karaoke!!

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>>43454330
>>43452262

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>>43454376
I'd rather trust the local gas station whore then the police

[Anonymous No.]

you're all so fussy tonight. i'm gonna write anal headcanons

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>>43454590
Sanii IS the local gas station whore!!

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>>43454610
orange menhera boys SEX ! they should get fucked by a bunch of ojisans together..... uwohhh TOT

[Anonymous No.]

Sisters with papes do you have any online store recommendations for outfits for them? Just realized my shu pape will be arriving this Friday!

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>>43454610
>anal headcanons
TOT

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>>43454834
taobao or aliexpress if you're not up to making their own outfits. also just proxies for plush hoodies

[Anonymous No.]

6 hours briskadets and sonny is back
https://youtu.be/S55UtSU6TRA

[Anonymous No.]

>>43455062
FINALLY

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I love you Sonny now let me do picrel with you

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>>43455062
About damn time... finally i can sleep

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>>43455001
thanks! any links you could share for the listings? I'm not too well versed with navigating those since the chinese...

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>>43455508
aliexpress has a worldwide site if you just google but i forgot that taobao requires you to make an account to browse the site...

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https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1627472880911937537
yeah, me

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>>43454845
My anal head canon is that wife can take an arm up to the elbow

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>>43454730
Excuse you, HE is the local gas station whore.

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[UNARCHIVED KARAOKE] pio's first practice!【NIJISANJI EN _ Doppio Dropscythe】-o9FpY93-ETw https://gofile.io/d/FwYQFt

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>>43456578
thanks anon

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>>43456578
thank (you)!

[Anonymous No.]

genuine question, how well do you feel the boys manage fans' expectations when they go on breaks?

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>>43455836
oh great! I'll check it out, thank you!

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>>43457298
what do you mean when you say expectations

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>>43455836
Does pet headdress works? I can only find good pet headdress...

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>>43457514
hm maybe, you might have to tailor them to fit their heads a bit better but they would work

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>>43457511
are they precise on how long they'll be gone, do they return on time, do they leave you dwelling on maybes, how often do those maybes end in disappointment, etc.

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>>43457514
The pape are about as tall as a nendo but wider. Re-ment are good for props, unsure for clothes. Here's one in a shopping cart, if that helps for some reason ignore the giraffe.

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>>43458322
what the fuck is that thing

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>>43458176
i think it's difficult to give an answer knowing how badly timed all of their breaks has been because of cancellations. i think most of them manage their fans expectations well.

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>>43458445
a shopping cart

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>>43458445
I think it's a zebra

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>>43458536
i'm not really asking in particular to the recent break, but their habits in general. i only follow my oshi so i'm curious about how the rest handle theirs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43458445
maybe some kind of horse

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>>43458445
it's clearly ren

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>>43458445
don't be rude ! it's sonny....!

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>>43454834
are crepes clothes?

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>>43458979
i only follow how my oshi goes about their breaks, ill be honest and say that it's definitely changed ever since the off collab with nina.

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despite all the bickering, i love you all, anons.

>>43459198
Those sincerely might work.

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>>43459227
that's fine! tell me more please

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>>43459296
his off collab with nina and the others was his first so it caused a lot of problems but since then, i think he's fairly open with us about when he leaves and when he'll be back. he also tries to make up for the lost time with longer streams when he comes back. i think he also egosearches so he usually kills any rrats or misconceptions anyone has about his breaks in his return streams with as many details as he can about before he left on a trip or not.

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>>43459235
cute kadet...!

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>>43459235
cute briskadet

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>>43459235
i've seen niji papes put into them! they're from gachapons but can be bought individually on taobao and maybe aliexpress.

on the topic of gachapons, these cat hoodies by proof are kinda tight on papes. unless you don't mind their heads a bit squashed.

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>>43459560
Thank you anon! Pape outfits are a bit hit-or-miss but the more we try the more options we'll find out.

>>43459434
>>43459530
Cute anons! The price of this stuff was excessive so I just took photos in the store. Locals are used to my antics. They do not care.

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>>43459398
i think giving a definitive timeframe is really good practice. wish some of them would understand how important it is to viewers. you've got a considerate oshi!

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>>43459702
i wish i was more brave to take pictures of my pape outside but i feel shy if someone catches me

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>>43459898
he learned the hard way that it's better to give a definitive timeframe then none at all. even just saying a few weeks is a lot more than nothing for some fans so it all matters. idk how jp fans do it since they dont have schedules and just announce streams randomndly

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>>43459914
As someone who regularly takes photos of 60cm anime dolls and pokemon plushes in public, anon, I can promise you from the bottom of my heart that in the age of social media you can do basically anything and people just assume it's some internet thing and don't give it a second glance. Start small and see how it goes -- the great thing about the papes is that they're small enough to tuck in a shirt pocket and pop out whenever, and a phone camera is more than fine to experiment with. It's always worth it to try new things.

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>>43460041
what happened, if it can be said here?

yeah i don't mind if they just say x weeks, but if they don't stick to it then it's as good as none.

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>>43460176
i might try it out once i get a second pape to travel with!

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>>43459914
it will never be as embarrassing as doing tiktok dances in public

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>>43460372
he went on the trip with the rest of them with no warning or date of when he would be back, it was a last minute choice on his part. so, a lot of fans weren't prepared for him to be gone as long as he was along with how scuffed his streams would be throughout the week when he was with them. his break also kept getting extended so it annoyed certain fans which resulted in rude superchats and donos being sent to him about the situation. ever since then, he's been better about it and just avoids streaming all together on his break to avoid scuff, etc.

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we need a fnaf au

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>>43460427
luca, mysta, shu...

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>>43460385
Good luck anon! If you (or anyone else) take some photos, come post them!

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>>43457514
I think those might be a bit too big for papes

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>>43460483
sounds like a problem some of them still have tbtbh, just lucky to not receive rude supas. if this is what it takes then maybe it needed to be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43460756
i dont think rude supas will work much. it just causes more drama

[Anonymous No.]

sex

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>>43459198
>>43459560
Ooooo this are all so cute! I bought this purple hoodie one just now since Shu, might get more down the road. I love those handmade ones as well, although I literally have never sewed anything before in my life

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>>43461146
with

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>>43461181
me c:

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>>43461181
my

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>>43461232
wife
>>43461220
open your legs

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>>43461276

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>>43461878
>that little bit of pubes
TOT

[Anonymous No.]

been thinking about this since the asset dropped... he fits the theme so well

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>>43463053
drinking milord's piss to conserve water