/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Baker edition

Last thread: >>39659051

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmites
Live: #ItsMagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/nwbhp9ZG

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>>39665072
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

gorimane chan love

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE MY RETARD BOYFRIEND

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamed about becoming a housewife and raising kids with Vesper again

[Anonymous No.]

Axel Love Forever

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Bros, why can't *I* have a manager I can feed strawberries to as she giggles?

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>I just found out an artist I follow on twitter follows Zeta and Axel
my god this shit is infectious

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>>39665188
>>>>a MUSIC* artist
should've stressed that, they aren't part of the circle

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これは俺のエッチな彼氏です

>>39665072
AMEN

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>>39665072
Amen. Hey everyone

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>>39664573
UNCENSORED DOKO?!!?!??!!?

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i want to have sex with a /mans/ poster

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>>39665286
Axel Syrious here

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jesus christ that videos gone gone

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Idiot dog doxxed his mom.

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>>39665366
>>39665352
Ayo?

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>>39665335
Nunca bai bee.

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>>39665366
>same cake image was on her social media

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>>39665366
What

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>>39665366
The question is can someone dox an australian mom with just the cake?

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>>39665394
yeah, its a professionally shot picture of a cake made by a specific recipe belonging to that specific chef and there was probably no other cake shot like that in australia ever

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight mans

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>>39665394
Yeah, literally has his mom's name and pic
Insta got privated but it had Japan and Australia pics

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>>39665432
>>39665474
Can someone get suspended for doxxing their own mother?

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>>39665518
No lmao

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>>39665518
Lmao there would have been so many suspensions if this was the bar

[Anonymous No.]

>axel's mother gets doxxed
>his mom's students found out about the stream from the countless of pics
>when dingo returns home he gets doxxed by her mom's students
>dingo talks about it on stream and vod gets privated again

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for what its worth, there's actually quite a lot of japanese bakeries in australia

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>>39665587
True but the pic was exclusive to them

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>>39665388
Kek how'd they find it wtf

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>>39665629
Its actually just one reverse image search

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Dingos probably fine
Im worried about the manager more

[Anonymous No.]

Just woke up and heard the news. I am shocked, but impressed. Aniki is unstoppable.

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>>39665660
Kek why did they not use a generic image or one that has not been posted on social media?

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>>39665660
You'd need the image tho I'm sure a shitty stream crop wouldn't work unless he was dumb enough to post the picture

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>>39665366
>>39665388
I actually reverse'd the image during the stream and didn't come up with anything, did someone actually make a match?

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>Call his mom a bitch
>Doxx his mom
What the fuck Axel

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>>39665693
because mane chan is even dumber than axel

[Anonymous No.]

What was Axel's cooking stream old title and what was the new title it was changed to?

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>>39665703
Do you think proximity match doesn't work or something? Just because Google and Bing nerfed their reverse search doesn't mean everyone else has

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:)

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>>39665711
I did it and it worked, sadly.
I FELT SO BAD SEEING HIS MOM BUT HE'S SO FUCKING STUPID

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>>39665736
just removed "Ft Mane-chan" and changed it to "ft. ???"

>>39665366
She told him to use that image, who cares, go back to shitting pissing and shitting in the catalog thread nigger

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>>39665683
Same
the stuff is probably harmless but it speaks on the manager's incompetence
>>39665703
it works, which is why the dox happened

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https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1607292883278925826?s=46&t=OtCDch37eaUDuCZhuvxLkQ

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>>39665802
Dingo still dingo

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>>39665802
Axel...

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Screw being in StarsEN I'm gonna be a holostars manager and make them do some opsec evaluation. If I can dox them then they aren't allowed to mention or show it on stream

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>>39665843
>Raft
Heh

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>>39665326
It's a WIP anonchama ToT but I'll release uncensored on catbox when I'm done

[Anonymous No.]

shitsureishimaaaaaaaaaasu

[Anonymous No.]

how do I get into a position where I can make a hag giggle?

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>>39665888
Get in line >>39665147

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>>39665888
Your mother and grandma are right there

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>>39665843
>them
It's just Axel, fortunately.
Magni is another matter.

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>>39665771
>manager's incompetence
We would never get this current unfiltered aniki if his manager was ever competent. Else, we'd get surgeon simulator level aniki...

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Bros.. I dont want to lose gorimanechan

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>>39665927
I don't either but it's too late. The JP ojisans are currently deciding her fate

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665921
I only trust Vesper's opsec and maybe Altare's

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>>39665518
did chammers get punished for doxxing his dad?

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>>39665921
Leader and his bajillion desktop yab too (remember stinky winky?)

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>>39665957
>harambe season 2

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>>39665886
OMG THE AME

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>>39665870
TANOMU AND ARIGATOU!! This dumb dingo badly needs correction!!! T_T

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>>39665711
it works, you can see his mom seems like a sweet lady

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>>39665802
>I hate cakes
>Axel hates hags
I'm an Axel anti now

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>>39665771
Yeah nvm I saw it holy shit seems insta/fb got found out and got insta privated man this was actually a big fuck up from Axel...why didn't he just show a generic google cake image fuck I hope they don't punish him too hard

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>>39665977
You still can't dox him. Not "oh, he's X before joining Stars", but proper dox. After that he also upped his opsec too.
Nowa and Leader are save.

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>>39665843
I hope you become my manager so I could piss you off at how good my Opsec is only to leak here later

[Anonymous No.]

Is this general mostly homosexuals or women?

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>>39666049
Kek it's fine if it's not on official channels (streams, twitter, etc). I can post about how Axel has 1/16 Mongolian ancestry here and no one can 100% tell if it's true or not.

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>>39666087
What's the difference

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>>39666087
we all exist in harmony

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= w=)b finally back
Was occasionally checking the thread earlier. Looks like another archiveanon's been doing their reps (>>39655909) so I'll just trust that their Christmas radio archive isn't 4.3GB of dolphin porn and I don't need to upload mine.

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>>39666087
There's 1 straight bro (me)

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>>39666144
not so fast, that would be me
i am the last straight /mans/ poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666108
One can knot you with a dildo the other can cum inside you

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>>39666144
>>39666175
Neither of you will be straight by the time I'm done inshallah

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>>39666005
leader please...

[Anonymous No.]

how did altare end up so cringe when he has such a supportive family
no father figure?

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>>39666245
>supportive family
Anon his parents are asians

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>>39666144
>>39666175
That's me, I will hold out and remain pure because my goal is to fuck a cute /mans/ sister.

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>>39666270
his sister and brother seem pretty cool

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>>39666275
They are gonna make you fuck/get fucked by a guy, anon...

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>>39665843
Are you a resident of Japan and can speak Japanese? All the Holo managers are in Japan.

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>>39666301
His mother dissed the shit out of him

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>>39666026
He wouldn't have perms for a generic google image.

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>>39666275
But I want to have a delusional one sided romance where I believe the guy loves me and not there for a fling

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>>39666304
It's simple they give me some pussy first and then I can fuck whatever cross dressing twink they want.

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>>39666310
And why would I tell you that anon? I ain't gonna dox myself. I'm just joking about the manager part. If I'm a manager all the talents walk over me since I can't manage people for shit

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>>39666026
It's not that big of a deal. Someone found Mori's moms insta and was spamming it in replies to Mori tweets. The insta was deleted, no big deal.

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>>39666369
It's a deal

[Anonymous No.]

>spending Christmas night cooking with a girl (managersan)
THEY FUCKED
THEY FUCKED
THEY FUCKED
THEY FUCKED
THEY FUCKED

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666366
Why would I love you I just want to use you for sex and maybe cuddling when I'm bored

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>>39666369
I'm listening...

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>>39666369
>then I can fuck whatever cross dressing twink they want.
Anon...You will be the cross dressing twink here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666087
its all anonymooses

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>>39666399
>christmas night
the stream was 2PM in Japan you idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666397
>>39666402
Just make sure the twink is cute or has a cute cosplay and you can watch me bone him but pussy first you degens
>>39666409
You wish homo

[Anonymous No.]

Axel and Mane-chan are having breakup sex rn after she was fired..

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I feel bad for having to sleep half way through it. I saw the vod being taken down, obviously, but I hope it comes back soon..
Did I miss anything? he didn't even put the white stuff when I had to leave but the thing already came out of the oven.

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>>39666369
pretty tempting... remove the crossdressing part plus don't be a selfish top then we have a deal...

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>>39666431
Does someone have the Kira video?

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>>39666144
You wish

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>>39666443
>but I hope it comes back soon
kek

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>>39666431
>You wish homo
Kek that's what a fujo wants anon. They want to see a ""straight"" anon like you getting dicked down by some twink cock

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>>39666245
did you miss the bit where Altare said his mom shat on his cover recording? She's a bitch.

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>>39666466
Idk anon, Josou seme isn't a very big genre

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>>39665927
MANECHAN LOVE

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>>39666470
She's just being a standard Asian mom, you don't have to care about what they say because they're always going to be as harsh as possible.

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>>39666144
It's 4 in the fucking morning...my eyes are heavy, my back sore, my brain is foggy...but I am still the straight brotuber viewer.

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>>39666474
The underground fujo twitter network speaks otherwise. I'm assuming they are the same fujos /here/ too.

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>>39666470
Asian moms are like that.

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>>39666445
Whatever floats your boat, I'd be down but I'll never meet any of you sisters so we can all at least pretend but I find it amusing I'd dick down a mans sister anyday.

>>39666477
Manechan seems like a cute hag but I just hope they aren't too hard on her for this this cause upper management are a bunch of fucking autists.

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I just woke up, why is the thread going fast still? I thought the tourists would be gone by now

[Anonymous No.]

>Miss 90% of Kino
>Join for goodbye
>Stream ends instantly and chat is shut off, video privated
FUCK I must have missed all the good bits, has the magnet/torrent been posted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666556
Just do a search anon, it's not that hard

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>>39666556
https://gofile.io/d/TY9naq

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>>39666536
If Tempus ever show up at an east coast convention, we should meet up and pretend that we did gay shit to get the fujos excited, then go out for drinks and ogle ecchi na neechan cosplayers

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The next anon who mentions that they are the last straight broanon gets the knot

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>>39666537
its not that fast, most of the schizos and tourists are fighting in the catalog thread.

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>>39666537
Not enough yaoi has been uploaded

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>>39666585
I'm the last straight broanon~ oh no~

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>>39666583
Kek sounds like a plan I do love me some neechans.

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>>39666585
i am the least straight broanon

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>>39666401
I truly am a fool and the most delusional woman /here/... Because I wanna fall in love and be in a committed relationship before having sex

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>>39666585
You can't stop me, I am the last straight male in /mans/

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>>39666144
>>39666175
>>39666204
>>39666275
You may claim that title all you want but you cannot compete with me for I am the first straight brotuber viewer.

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>>39666616
Not a woman but can relate

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This retard doxed his mother and the back of his head in the same stream and his cake left a lot to be desired too, should this man be allowed to go live ever again?

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>>39666585
I'M THE LAST STRAIGHT BROTUBER VIEWER. I LIKE HAGS, SPORTS, DND, CARS, PC BUILDING, ECCHI NA NEECHANS, AND ZETA.

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>>39666648
I was a brotuber viewer since before Tempus

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>>39666585
you'll never be able to catch me
as i am the last straight /mans/ poster, and i am fast as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666656
As long as he is bouncing on my dick I don't see why not

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>>39666585
I am Spartacus.

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>>39666616
It's not impossible you can find someone just don't be pushy about it and let things flow we men want sex some more than others like idk if you get a guy and wanna take it slow just be upfront or least offer blowjobs in the meantime sister lmao

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>>39666616
don't we all...

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>>39666570
I'm still threadreading and making my way to the point where it'd have been posted, wanted to know if it's sitting in a previous thread to find shortly.

>>39666576
Thank you!

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https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1607302517486137345?s=20
Axel forcing Altare to eat his cake ToT

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https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1607238766279917568

fubuki...

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Its weird to see this thread going so fast for being deadhours, I guess a lot of tourists really liked that stream and stayed lol

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>>39666648
i made this post

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>>39666616
Sister... you didn't perhaps post this before on /h/ did you

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how can i NOT (You) retarded bait frfr, i have to do it out of pity like c'mon.

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>>39666616
NTA but I am a vesoji and want that too, but I feel after my last romantic mishap and my increasingly schizoid personality type, it probably ain't gonna happen again.

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>>39666616
>Because I wanna fall in love and be in a committed relationship before having sex
Am a dude and same, sex isn't as enjoy without some sort of emotional attachment.

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>>39666388
It's a bit of a big deal. I don't know what content Axel's mom's sm page had, but I assume it was a business page to promote her bakery right? If so, that doxx caused her to take her pages down, meaning she cannot use it for promo and marketing for a while. If it was a personal insta page, that's very different

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>39666728
Donmai~

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>>39666678
Exactly. I posted this.

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>>39666737
>pic
Is it possible to do that with a nui? Like the holostars nui

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>>39666708
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. THAT'S 100% A YAOI LINE.
SHINY SPICY LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666755
Only if you're willing to ruin the nui forever

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>>39666737
I hope cover corp one day release real doll versions the girls ngl

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>>39666755
Nui?

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>>39666737
oh shit, I only ever saw the left picture... now I know
I considered buying a Tenga this week and I feel dirty... I never bought a sex toy before

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666790
Virgin anon...

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>>39666790
Everybody faps, if you want it just buy the stupid thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666780
Nuigurumi ぬいぐるみ = stuffed doll

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>>39666790
Tengas are entey level at best, visit the onahole thread on /jp/ if you want to do research on getting a proper toy.

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Will they be OK?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666790
I've bought like four. And ass stuff too. Just do it, fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666790
onaholes are based i have 6 of them

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>>39666821
Axel is already joking on twitter. I think they’ll be fine

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>>39666790
Well as a teen I used to stick my dick into one of those foam baseball bats, like you remove the bat and just get a perfect hole luckily I was big enough for it so it felt 100x better than a hand so I don't see why you're ashamed of buying a tenga and attaching it to a marine plush or a holostars plush kek

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>>39666821
nothing can stop aniki
he is unbonkable

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666799
I'm not a virgin... just haven't wanted to talk to women to get laid lately.
>>39666814
Why am I not surprised that this info? kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666772
Damn. Thought I can fuck my oshi directly
>>39666780
pic

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>>39666849
>holostars
ASTEL UOOOOOOOOOH TAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666821
>Recent tweets
Yeah they'll be fine. Contrary to popular belief getting doxxed seems to be a preference than something corpo-mandated.

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>>39666790
Women have sex toys so why can't you. Onaholes are gonna be a lot better than your hand in terms of stimulation, just be aware that some are one time use or will require post use cleaning. The only Tenga I actually liked were the flips because they're easy as fuck to clean out.

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JWU
How was the baking stream? Did manager make a peep or anything? Can't watch the vod yet

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>>39666731
ojisan... ganbatte...

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>>39666821
i like axel but i kinda want to see what happens if he does get bonked super hard. kinda like how a shonen protag encounters a god, gets defeated, then comes back stronger than ever.

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>>39666940
yab/10

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>>39666940
Also where's the vod, wtf, every time...

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>>39666862
It might be possible if you're willing to do some work, making a cavity and sewing in an internal sleeve can allow you to slot in a tenga and re-use the hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666940
Oh honey, you got a big storm coming :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666731
I... I don't remember posting this...

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>>39666821
I know a lot of people here are new and asking if the guy will be in trouble or even suspended for this lol
The guys is in super well terms with management, if something really is bad they will just delete the vod like they did and maybe telling him "hey, yeah, be careful next time". He has done and said way more dangerous stuff on stream than Nowa, he will be fine.

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>>39666940
Sarumane giggled a few times, it was cute

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>>39666940
>>39666959
Kek lmao a vod, Axel did his funniest and greatest fuck up to date but it was funny and cute zetaxel in shambles AxelMane winning.

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>>39666954
Edgy Axel...

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>>39666821
of course he'll be fine, do people not realise that he was literally with a member of management? If anyone takes the fall, it will be mane-chan. She was there to literally watch over the stream and prevent any crazy yabs.

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>>39667026
>prevent any crazy yabs.
Mane-chan...

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>>39666953
>>39666968
It's okay, my career is steady and I'm set to be the sole inheritor of some property upon the deaths of multiple family members, so at least by the time I'm 50 I'll be able to relax and can just right back on the one point in life I was able to hold another person.

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>>39667026
I think thats the shitty part desu depending on how upper management takes it she could be axed

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>>39666962
I only have one so I'm not gonna risk it

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sometimes takes like a day or 2 if they want to edit something from a stream, but I have the feeling that this stream will not come back
I wish axel said something about it on twitter about the status of the stream though

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>>39666596
anons still bleed into here. i hope that thread gets nuked asap.

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>>39667108
Thread gets nuked and they rush here retard

[Anonymous No.]

>some yab or insane stream happens
>tourists come in
>they walk into a thread of deranged fujos, yumes, fags, and a few oddball straights funposting, having gender wars, etc
>they realize this generals and the boys are not so bad after all
>another one moves into the general
And thus the cycle continues

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>>39667144
no they won't

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>>39665063
Hey vesties, I came across Vesper and the tempus boys while they were playing Deep Rock Galactic. How can you possibly defend THIS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667108
>>39667144
Don't worry, the thread derailed because of a schizo having an assmad about why >we like spamming wall of greentexts and hes getting blow the fuck out. Thread will die and no one will give a shit.

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>>39667173
What is the context here? Is he hypnotized or???

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667181
i see nothing wrong with this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667181
Holy shit BASED?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667181
I can defend this because would say the exact same thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667181
>get some beer my fellow aryan dwarves
holy based

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667181
Absolutely Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667144
Great, more knotting victims :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667194
He's hungry for some blood because Vesper is a Mosquito

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667181
pretty fucking based

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667232
t.Most sane Vampireschizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667194
no one is hypnotized. vesper's eyes are glowing because he's a vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667257
>vampire
MEDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667181
I see nothing wrong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667269
MEDS NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667232
>>39667257
True but you still require meds

>>39667269
You too

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667228
I'm going to knot you if you keep seducing this ojisan you stinky fujo

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667269

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>>39667295
He's a mosquito not a vampire like those schizos are talking about. I don't need meds

[Anonymous No.]

Not sure if this is doxxing but I was curious where Vesper came from, like his history before joining HolostarsEN. Since he is taking a break I wanted to check his older content...

Is it true that he was called Vlad? I am sure I got it right. I saw a IRL photo of him too.. the guy was so pale and only took photos at night for some weird reason.

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My mental image of a kind and considerate dingo... ruined...

[Anonymous No.]

Seeing Gorimane's porcelein soft shaven skin is the highlight of my day, I follow brotubers so I don't subject myself to this feeling, now I cant stop thinking about her FUCK

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>>39667377
I'm too fucking tired..noooo abayooo modssss oooo

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>>39667377
Where do these Vampireschizos come from?

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>>39667377
MEDS

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>>39667377
He has a daughter named Mavis. I think she's already married. Dunno if she has kids, I didn't scour that deep sorry.

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>>39667393
I just wanna gently run my fingers on her arm until I reach her fingers and interlock my hand over hers. FUCK

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>>39666087
So funny thing. If you go back and check the first /mans/ you'll learn that we're actually all homosexual women larping.

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>>39667480
MEIDOS!

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>>39667504
All me

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>>39667393
>>39667484
Bros I need to give her a massage at the end of the day after dealing with Axel's retardation, she must be so stressed that her skin's gonna suffer...

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>>39667484
I want her to sit on my lap and I'd spend all day just sniffing her neck and nape
FUCK

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>>39667504
i don't remember typing this

[Anonymous No.]

Do we know how long the DND episodes will be?
I hope they are at least 2hr long each.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667480
Yeah, married to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667504
dont tell him our secret sister!

[Anonymous No.]

Bros remember axel said back the fuck off when it comes to manechan

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667552
I wrote this

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>>39667586
They recorded it last week in one sitting. There's no way is 2 hours each lol
All of the episodes will be that one session but stretched out, so my guess is 20 mins each day.

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>>39666844
>>39666879
Fingers crossed I guess, shit was funny despite the yab

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667480
I want to wife vesper's daughter and give him half vampire's grandkids

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>>39667393
>>39667484
>>39667552
>>39667570
This thread is full of straight men now!

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>>39667586
In Vesper's own words, little 10-20 min chunks probably
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1604752428967923718

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667621
I'm sorry Aniki, I can't help it! I have no chance with someone as perfect as manechan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667679
Not if I have something to say about it!

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>>39667657
You have not played d&d then.
If it's one session across 4 streams it's 1-1.5 hours, unedited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667695
>>39667657
Ahh, It's going to move so fast. I'll take what I can get.

[Anonymous No.]

Before I sleep anyone want a shiny eevee on new pokimonz?

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>>39666708
Based. I need them to fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666708

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>>39667672
Gorimane's giggles.....

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>>39667731
what are you talking about? they aren't streams, they are edited videos from one session.

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>>39667740
>inb4 axelsweep

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>>39666708
FIC DOKO

[Anonymous No.]

After this incident they will mandate male managers for male talents...

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>>39667798
he hasn't won against altare 1-on-1 yet so I'm a doubter.

[Anonymous No.]

I have to say that this christmas with the boys was just pure kino. Nothing can top that Magni's karaoke stream and whatever that Axel stream was lol

[Anonymous No.]

axel dogeza uoooooh ToT

[Anonymous No.]

kek

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how do I learn to be like axle? I'm going to ask a girl out after new year.
Last date I went on, the girl just rejected right afterward

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>>39667901
Anon...

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>>39667181
It's funny because this is absolutely something Ves would say. Also, why blur it out? Are you on the most unhinged place on the internet or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667861
I WANT TO LICK AND CUM ON HIS LEATHER JACKET AFTER RAPE CORRECTING HIM TToTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667861
>larawan
kababayan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667740
based and same but let it end with sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667679
Not if I have anything to say about it
I want to have hot steamy lesbian sex with Mane chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667901
Be confident and funny don't sperg out for fucks sakes or just be honest and horny but ah fuck it you don't know how to act

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668034
I really don't. That's how I blew it with the previous girl. We were really hitting it off over text

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668029
I want to have steamy sex with a /mans/ lesbian, it's ok you can top but no condoms fuck that gay ass shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668054
I have a friend who blows it with girls because he cares too much and comes off as creepy, best advice is hit it off and show some interest but not stalker like interest just play a lil hard to get reply late etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668062
Why would you need a condom? We all know MANS is only lesbians larping

[Anonymous No.]

>is called /MANS/
>is literally the gayest fucking general in this hellhole board
wtf I thought Yagoo made tempus for straight men like us?

[Anonymous No.]

I really do wonder if any of them will be streaming in new years eve

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668098
Real men only fuck other men

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>>39668115
Isn't Axel going to?

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>>39668098
They did, Fujo's are just extremely good at projecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667861
Is it true that Shien Oga and Roberu fucked and gave birth to dingo? He really looks like Shien

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668098
the boys are gay as fuck is why

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>>39668096
I'm a horny sleepy ojisan though

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668164
>the boys are gay as fuck
>Axel
>Vesper
>Altare

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>>39668095
I wish I was australian

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>>39668164
axel is the straightest brotuber ever
and that is why he's the best

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>>39668178
little things they do add up.

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>>39668212
based

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>>39668220
The little things don't mean shit until they become Magni levels of subtle

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668212
Explain why he can't stop talking about Magni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668098
We've been over this. We're LARPing lesbians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668212
I'm glad that we can all agree that lusting over Magni doesn't make you gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668195
I'm not australian homie I'm portorican

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>>39668263
How could we blame him?

[Anonymous No.]

How would /mans/ handle an absolute straight western male that had a fraction of Axel's charisma?
How would /vt/ react? heehee

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668263
as much as i love magni
he is basically a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668293
Axel had a catalog thread for an hour or so

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668293
>absolute straight western male
literally me
a very small fraction

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665063
mashallah

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>>39665063
>1.9M views
STREAM THEIR COVERS AND SONGS. ESPECIALLY BAD END NIGHT AND HEARTACHE.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

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>>39665072
amen

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>>39665118
MANE-CHAN!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668325
Oh? It would be a shame if something happened to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668335
>heartache hit 300k
naisu

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668335
>HEARTACHE
I'm sorry to Altare but I literally cannot, should have chosen another song for debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668345
i've been in these threads since the beginning
my dick has had plenty of opportunities to tell me if it likes the boys
it has not
i trust my dick

[Anonymous No.]

What song do you guys think the kobalt duet will be?
I can't think of a lot of "not happy" sibling songs they'd be allowed to sing

[Anonymous No.]

JWU
vod doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668335
Pretty diverse song choices from the boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665118
Zeta...you need to face the facts.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668422
Sent to Tampa Florida

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>>39668376
yeah. i love one ok rock and leader but that cover was kinda mid. i'm waiting for his next cover to see the improvement... if he ever releases it...

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>>39668262
I would rather believe the moon landing was fake than believe there are w*men in this general

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Can’t wait to hear Nowa’s reaction when someone in chat tells him about Axel’s stream. He might actually strangle him in Japan

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>>39668577
Go to twitter and go here during streams. You'll know that women absolutely ecist here but only in /mans/ and /stars/

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>>39668609
i can't wait
i would do the same in honour of rpr anyway

[Anonymous No.]

the noises Magni made for the magmites were so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668632
Meds, theres no such thing as women

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>>39668457
>Tampa
That's baby shit

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>>39668707
wait, does that make me gay?
fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>the Axel thread is about to die
>but now there is a Zeta seethe thread
I know I know i'm breaking the commandments, but the whiplash I get from this board is way too much sometimes

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>>39666399
Fucking american retard.

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HE PUT HIS CREAM COVERED STRAWBERRY DIRECTLY INTO HIS MANAGER (girl)'S EAGER AND WELCOMING MOUTH ON CHRISTMAS NIGHT.

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I'm watching the archive and it's prob the best holopro stream I've ever seen, holy shit. And he just fed mane-chan a creamy strawberry by hand god damn this absolute gigachad

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668932
kek
people forget shit once the thread disappears anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668963
And navel. He literally sucked the cream off her navel

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665072
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668994
and pussy, he literally filled it with his cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668978
The balls to do that on stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669014
and her ass, she literally stuffed his sausage into her cake and made her eat it

[Anonymous No.]

mane moment

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>>39669202
Nah she was asking for it
they had that bit ready the entire time

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668932
There is no thread but /mans/.

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>>39668978
>I'm watching the archive and it's prob the best holopro stream I've ever seen
Sister...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669264
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661016
9/11 was a national tragedy

[Anonymous No.]

hey /mans/ im a hopeless zoomer and got too drunk. what do you guys normally eat post hangover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669364
Lemon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669364
Drink more so you go back to being drunk

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>>39669225
true but it's funnier when i imagined mane-chan with a fed up face

>>39669364
any kind of soup really. a tempus boy mentioned buying a drink or juice before tho, i think it was vesper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669364
something greasy. Bacon, eggs, strawberries off of your manager, a dick...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669364
You're meant to drink a load of water and eat something like bread before sleeping zoomie. Suffer and contemplate your lack of planning

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669423 (me)
oh wait, i didn't read everything mb ignore my post

[Anonymous No.]

Axel force-feeding Altare ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669364
a big kebab is tradition here in sweden

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/LICwiz1103/status/1607277600648630274

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669364
Having been a been a bartender in training in a past life, I've been told to offer coffee to drunk or hungover patrons.
But what you really need is to get yourself electrolytes like from Gatorade, Pedialyte, or coconut water (which also cools down your kidneys) and lay down. Eating is more psychological than anything, I would fast so that your body detoxes. If you have headaches take some Advil specifically helps somewhat. A lot of my friends have tried those emergency hangover shot things but they vary so don't recommend.

Hope that helps.

[Anonymous No.]

I just saw something I didn't like and I had the sudden urge to fujopost...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669364
if you are drunk now considering drinking broth or something with lots of salt and water. The cause for hangovers is your body complaining the lack of electrolytes and water because you peed all of them away when you drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669503
I'm starting to understand peanutbutteranon

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

I’m so glad the archive exist. I can actually enjoy the stream without the stress

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669503
man i hope altare keeps that twitter banter going...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669364
Lots of gatorade and cheesecake.

[Anonymous No.]

arigatou anons
i have Gatorade on standby because i knew about that but was curious if theres any agreed consensus on food especially if youre fucked and stuck in the wage cage like i am
imma get a gyro
take this vesper as a thanks

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>nice old man
>very considerate and polite, doesn't want to swear on stream
>doesn't reveal anything too personal
>afraid of doxing, careful about it
>one step out of line with staff
>gets a 2 week(+) suspension

>brash dumbass
>doesn't give a single fuck
>practically shows his face front and center on stream
>openly flirts with staff on stream
>gets away with it scot free
We live in a society, or something...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669364
Slightly greasy salty food, nice and filling + 1g paracetamol + 400mg ibuprofen + tea with honey (I always have honey lying around) + water if needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669202
Why is the gorilla wearing a human costume?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669722
It's just like everything else in life, you can get away with anything if you're attractive and charismatic

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669722
Pretty sure its because Vesper went ballistic on JP management because they thought they could control the white man like they do with Myth or Council.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669722
There's a difference between being stupid on stream and calling your manager a useless fucking eleven for not getting your perms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669722
The difference is the levels of respect

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669722
Vesper was an idiot, deal with it. He has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669787
Axel has talked about how he's told management to fuck off and acted like a passive agressive cunt to them on stream, the difference is that when people are predisposed to like you they'll let a lot of shit slide

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669939
>told management to fuck off
timestamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669787
>fuck over your perms twice
>respect
herbivores can suck my white man cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669939
no he hasn’t, he listened to jp management and the fans noticed he wasn’t like himself and en manager told him to do what ever he wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39670047
Different thing anon, at the start of this stream he told off management for fucking with his video titles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39670029
lmao vestie, unfortunately being a dumbass doesn't count as disrespect

[Anonymous No.]

>>39670117
I already wrote it on my list of character traits to add when I get into StarsEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669980
I can't because that VOD is also gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>39670169
I am pretty sure someone did a rip of it just in case when it aired before it ultimately got nuked some hours later. Or at least that's how I remembered it