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>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmites
Live: #ItsMagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/nwbhp9ZG

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

>> No.39659077

FINGAS

>> No.39659081

>5 mins for a thread

>> No.39659084

would you eat his cake /mans/?

>> No.39659086
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he's so fucking dumb

>> No.39659087

I WOULD GLADY EAT AXEL'S CAKE

>> No.39659092

Had to take a shower after the hair yab. What else have I missed so far???

>> No.39659097

we need gori-mane fanarts

>> No.39659098

>500% increase in Holostar applicants
>managerial positions though

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axel love!

>> No.39659106

thanks, baker chama

>> No.39659108

>>39659051
AM I THE ONLY ONE REALIZING THIS DINGUS IS DOXXING HIS MOM BY LETTING THAT IMAGE ON STREAM????

>> No.39659109

>>39659084
F YESSSSS

>> No.39659111
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Why is he so dumb

>> No.39659117

>>39659051
Thank you baker.

>> No.39659120

>>39659092
he hand fed mane-chan a strawberry

>> No.39659121

>>39659092
Mental pain

>> No.39659123

>>39659092
everything

>> No.39659126

THANKS FOR THE BAKE ANON
GORI MANE LOVE!

>> No.39659129

>>39658824
She'll get the knot after, it's all worth it

>> No.39659131
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AXELYUME STATUS?

>> No.39659132

>>39659051
As a novice baker. This is so painful.

>> No.39659146

All he has to do now is just show the one he bought :)

>> No.39659148
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Come home, axelyumes.

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>>39659086
Speak for yourself, clock woman.

>> No.39659156

>>39659092
Axel fed manechan a cream covered strawberry.

>> No.39659160

I WILL GLADLY EAT AXEL'S CAKE

>> No.39659161

did this manager call in during a stream doing gorilla voices or am i being trolled. I haven't been able to watch streams due to work sadly

>> No.39659163

>>39659092
You missed cute mane-chan antics.

>> No.39659169

>>39659108
Delete

>> No.39659176

>>39659131
APPLYING AS A HOLOSTARS MANAGER

>> No.39659183
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>> No.39659191

>>39659098
I would 100% take those and pull a Roboco and get into SEN2

>> No.39659197

>>39659131
the few axelyumes left signed up for this

>> No.39659198

>I'm a good cook
Do you beleeb him?

>> No.39659201

>>39659092
>Axel throwing a knife
>Axel summoning antnation
>Axel feeding a cream-covered strawberry to mane-chan
>Axel not having enough patience for to use an electric mixer for 5 minutes

>> No.39659202

which manager was the one who called in during RAFT and just started breathing like they were 500 pounds

>> No.39659210

>>39658824
The thing is, women will do literally anything for a guy they like. ANYTHING. Those doujinshi weren't lying.

>> No.39659207

>put it back in for another five to six minutes
Mane-chan....

>> No.39659212

>>39659131
don’t people know yumes self insert right? it’s not the same as unicorn retards.

>> No.39659215

>>39659131
UNOSHI’D

>> No.39659225

>>39659148
you're the biggest whore in all of stars, magni

>> No.39659233

Speaking of baking, Axelbaker, how are you doing?

>> No.39659232 [DELETED] 

QRD on what happened so far

>> No.39659234

>>39659198
shrimp on the barbie

>> No.39659242

>>39659202
their male manager

>> No.39659243
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>>39659149
Speak for yourself, jobtare.

>> No.39659246

>>39659131
I shall apply for StarsEN manager and steal him back... cursed ape....

>> No.39659248 [DELETED] 

Axel "GOOK COCK" Syrios
>Axel "GOOK COCK" Syrios
Axel "GOOK COCK" Syrios
>Axel "GOOK COCK" SyriosAxel "GOOK COCK" Syrios
>Axel "GOOK COCK" SyriosAxel "GOOK COCK" Syrios
>Axel "GOOK COCK" Syrios

>> No.39659250

>>39659183
>>39659188
Pako already comfortable enough to banter with Dingo lol

>> No.39659253

Short Cake it is.

>> No.39659256

How does one become a female manager for Holostars?

>> No.39659261

>>39659202
It was a male manager actually

>> No.39659263

>>39659120
>>39659156
Youre fucking lying to me. There is no way.
>>39659163
AAAAHHHHHH IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>39659201
Kek sounds about right

>> No.39659266

Actually looks alright, but hasn't risen much

>> No.39659271

THE REFLECTION AAAAA

>> No.39659278

>>39659243
M

>> No.39659288

>>39659212
yumes self insert sometimes but they are just self shippers

>> No.39659292
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/ΜΑΝS/戒め。
>1.なぜ/stars/と合併しないのですか?
汝、隣人の議論を覆すなかれ。
>2.あなた方はHololiveとのコラボレーションを望んでいるのですか?
それは私たちの関心事ではありません。
>3.あなた方はにじさんじとコラボしたいのですか?
関係ないだろ。
>4.お前らボーイズナンバー見たか?
私たちには関係ないことです。
>5.5.カタルーニャが言っていることを見たか?
汝、彼らの汚い言葉で時間を浪費してはならない。
>6.おとり捜査官は、あなたの兄弟を侮辱している!
汝、彼らの汚い言葉で時間を浪費してはならない。
>7.おい、ホロライブ/にじさんじから何を聞いたと思う!
汝の言葉はこの寺にふさわしくない。
>8.お前らスレッド分かれろ!
汝、戒めよ。

よってこのスレを神聖化することを宣言する。

>> No.39659293

SOMEHOW it actually looks ok
Fucking luckshitter Dingo

>> No.39659295

AAAAAAAAAAAA GORIMANE IS SO CUTE

>> No.39659300
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>>39659225
I just like to prey on the vulnerable and mentally ill.

>> No.39659302

>>39659198
Cooking is more forgiving so yes.

>> No.39659304
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>>39659243
Speak for yourself, mating press

>> No.39659306

>>39659176
You know managers can't fuck their talents? Cover banned dating between talent and staff members. You have a better chance staying as axelyume

>> No.39659313

>it literally did not rise at all

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>>39659292

>> No.39659326

I saw his collarbone reflection

>> No.39659327

>>39659202
The guy manager. I have a feeling he's Altare-Magni's. That guy sounds like an asshole (lovingly).

>> No.39659330

Someone please immediately post the VOD I missed it and it's gonna get deleted

>> No.39659335

>>39659306
They can't date, but they can fuck

>> No.39659337

>>39659300
fair and based
>t. magyume

>> No.39659340

>>39659188
pako going in for the cake after work

>> No.39659344

He's not gonna wait for it to cool before adding the cream, is he

>> No.39659354

>hot as fuck
>he's gonna to try and decorate it while it's still steaming hot

>> No.39659366
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Z-Zetaxel bros... Zeta is jealous...

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you cant fuck the staff, Mel's manager tried to rape her

>> No.39659372

>>39659344
NOPE

>> No.39659371

that was a long ass arm damn

>> No.39659374
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>>39659234
>shrimp on the barbie
fuck

>> No.39659376

They finally made him change into something that doesn't show his wrists kek

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>>39659225
Incorrect

>> No.39659385
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>>39659306
wont stop me from trying

>> No.39659384

I... want to have a mane chan too...

>> No.39659389

This fucking Dingo

>> No.39659391

YANDERE GORILLA IS A GO

>> No.39659393

>>39658876
Different manager but mane-chan got stuck with the gorilla memes because heeheehaha

>> No.39659395

Axel is so retarded he can’t be trusted around hot food…

>> No.39659398

>>39659327
which raft stream was it?

>> No.39659405

>>39659293
FUCKING MAXED OUT LUCK AND CHARISMA! FUCKING SHIT!

>> No.39659409

Is it bad that I want Pako to do a collab with Axel?

>> No.39659408

>>39659306
If he won't say, she won't say.

>> No.39659411

>>39659344
theres no time. he has to finish the cake before the manager tries to eat it

>> No.39659412

>>39659376
They replaced him with an improved version.

>> No.39659417

Will we get the Axel x Mane-chan doujinshi on the next comiket?

>> No.39659420

>>39659366
well... NTR it is

>> No.39659425

>>39659306
>You have a better chance staying as axelyume
lol

>> No.39659436
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>>39659384
same....

>> No.39659439

>>39659409
Would be kino

>> No.39659444

>>39659306
What's she gonna do, report herself?

>> No.39659452

That cake is so fucking small...

>> No.39659458

it looks like shit, axel.

>> No.39659462

https://twitter.com/vestiazeta/status/1607244240438071297?s=20&t=VJtLiqWTSY4cJpPHmmyu6g
Is ramen the new cold chicken

>> No.39659460

It's a fucking pancake

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This manager is the luckiest bitch in the world. Imagine getting to fuck a pretty boy retard and have him call you mommy

>> No.39659487

>>39659417
She has to be a cutie monkey-girl, tho'.

>> No.39659491

I HATE HIM I HATE HIM
HOW DARE HE CHEATS ON ME
I ALREADY ACCEPT ZETAXEL NO

>> No.39659509

MANAGER GAVE AXEL HER SWEATER AND HE IS WEARING IT AHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.39659513

Is the cake gonna explode?

>> No.39659515

someone take that knife away from him

>> No.39659521

Use floss to cut the dang cake

>> No.39659520

KNIFE REFLECTION AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.39659522

>it looks great!
IDK brother

>> No.39659524

my fucking sides

>> No.39659529
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>>39659491
?

>> No.39659537

gorimane did not trust axel with the knife

>> No.39659547

>>39659293
you can just throw all the measured ingredients for a basic cake into a bowl and mix it with 0 technique and a cake that looks ok and is edible will come out. It won't be the best, but will be fine.

>> No.39659550
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they gave this nigga a knife that doubles as a mirror

>> No.39659555

The stream devolved into
>Axel tries something basic
>Fails
>Mane-chan does it for him in the end

>> No.39659558

>reflective knife
Manechan ffs do something

>> No.39659561

>>39659462
Is she... actually jealous???

>> No.39659564
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I want a mane-san gf

>> No.39659568

>>39659537
dude none of us trust him with a knife

>> No.39659569

what is this? a couple channel? kek

>> No.39659577

I still think Zeta can win the Axelbowl

>> No.39659583

OH MY GOD

>> No.39659596

>>39659465
Manager's dusty old gorilla womb...

>> No.39659598

GORIMANE-CHAN LOVE
SAVING THIS POOR RETARD

>> No.39659595

I'm in pain.

>> No.39659599
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this has been a fucking trainwreck kek

>> No.39659601

kek it looks so fucking bad

>> No.39659602

>this guy is supposed to be able to cook
I don't know, man...

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>> No.39659608

There's a whole fucking handprint INSIDE the cake

>> No.39659610
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Wow he baked a pumpkin!

>> No.39659613

THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A FRUIT

>> No.39659612

Axel what the fuck

>> No.39659620

>>39659561
meds

>> No.39659622
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>inb4 manechan is actually Nodoka
>Nodoka can actually speak fluent Eigo and is hiding it like Duck and Orca

>> No.39659623

I see a magmite in the air bubbles of the cake

>> No.39659631

>>39659384
I need a woman of 26-32 who's too tired after work to shave her pubic hair and wants a guy who can cook...

>> No.39659642

This is couple's cooking

>> No.39659644

>>39659306
No no, they can't date. However, nothing can technically stop them from fucking if they both wanted to.

>> No.39659648

You all know Axel calling her -san implies she's way older than him right? A full decade at most

>> No.39659650
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>>39659606
It looks fine...

>> No.39659660

“She always helps me” (TO CUM)

>> No.39659663

Reminder that this Mane-chan is the same Mane-chan that Magni torments with his vods and antics.

>> No.39659669

Oh, are they not using a tip for the whipped cream bag?
>wet spatula
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.39659675

>>39659509
This fucking dingo.

>> No.39659678

Gorimane is gonna ask for some kind of "extra" pay since she's been so helpful to Dingo

>> No.39659687

>>39659648
Deaf anonchama....

>> No.39659694

>>39659648
Good, that’s even hotter.

>> No.39659699

This is just a axel-manechan cooking/baking date at this point, Jesus Christ kek

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>>39659577
t.

>> No.39659704

Do you think axel mom is still watching or is she flying to japan to beat the shit out of axel

>> No.39659715

>>39659648
He called Leader, Altare-san. Leader is older than Magni now?

>> No.39659718

>>39659462
Zeta sounds so sad in her tweet bros, Axel literally cucking her on air.

I will not take my meds

>> No.39659721

>>39659648
So Ame, Kronii, and Mori are 31?
you are a moron

>> No.39659725

>>39659577
Here's how Zeta can still win:

>> No.39659723

>>39659704
Isn't she already in japan?

>> No.39659727
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RPR is gonna have a fucking stroke if he sees this stream

>> No.39659730

>>39659606
>>39659610
This looks like fucking casu marzu

>> No.39659733
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>>39659663
I'll forgive her if she looks like this.

>> No.39659736

MANE SAN WRIST

>> No.39659734

>>39659715
He's older than Axel though

>> No.39659742

MANE WRISTS

>> No.39659745

AAAAAAAAAAAA MANE-CHAN'S HAND

>> No.39659748

>>39659704
I'm pretty sure she's already in Japan with him

>> No.39659751

AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE MANE-CHAN ROSEY SKIN

>> No.39659753

MANE CHAN SHAVED ARM

>> No.39659756

IT'S NOT FAIR BROS.
IT'S NOT FAIR

By the way, this is undoubtedly the first Holostars + female offcollab.
THIS FUCKING DINGO

>> No.39659759

Mane chan's wrist...

>> No.39659764

cute thin manechan wrists....

>> No.39659773

>>39659704
She's gone down to city hall to start filing for disownment

>> No.39659779

THEYRE TOUCHING SPATULAS

>> No.39659787

>>39659648
He calls her -chan, deafanon.

>> No.39659788

MANE CHAN WRIST

>> No.39659789

oh so they’re BOTH retarded

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Bros I'm a guy and even I'm getting jealous wtf but I'm a sucker for a good love story pls tell me manechan will one day marry our boy..

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KEK

>> No.39659794

So cute...

>> No.39659796

>>39659733
She's so cute bros...


>>39659736
>>39659742
>>39659745
>>39659753
>>39659759
>>39659764
AHHHHHHH I MISSED IT

>> No.39659798
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>>39659491
He keeps sending mixed signals

>> No.39659806

>>39659734
He's not lmao
If anything they're the same age.

>> No.39659810

There's a fucking beaker in the bowl...this WHORE dingo doesn't even KNOW how hard he's flirting...

>> No.39659812

>>39659465
both her and axel are lucky

>> No.39659823

I am male, so i am happy that i don't feel what others would suspect me to feel over all this

>> No.39659828

Show me mane wrist or fake.

>> No.39659834

>>39659779
Manechan has a bigger spatula than axel....

>> No.39659851

>>39659798
Cheater

>> No.39659852

I am literally seething right now.

>> No.39659854

>>39659733
Mane-chan, my beloved...

>> No.39659861

Post pics assholes I wanna seeeeee

>> No.39659863

>>39659834
hot

>> No.39659876

This is the most deleted VoD I've ever seen, i'm surprised one of the other managers hasn't logged in and ended the stream manually

>> No.39659878

>>39659852
But why brother?

>> No.39659881

>>39659834
Mane-chan pegging Axel... ToT

>> No.39659887

He's so fucking dumb I CANT

>> No.39659895

>>39659806
Altare is 2 years older than Axel

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>>39659798
im telling you, hes making a harem
whether he knows it or not
he has the required charisma to pull it off

>> No.39659896

soo this is a couple channel now

>> No.39659906

What is the % chance of this vod being nuked from orbit

>> No.39659910

>>39659834
futa on male fucking rules

>> No.39659914

Axel hasn't mentioned ecchi neechans all stream, does that mean he's currently satisfied?

>> No.39659917

>>39659798
He's just too dense to understand.

>> No.39659918

>>39659861
>Post pics assholes I wanna seeeethe
fixed

>> No.39659916

>>39659887
THATS WHAT MAKES IT BETTER

>> No.39659919

>>39659823
What you do mean, Am I too ESL to understand ?

>> No.39659925

>>39659906
Oh 110% easy

>> No.39659928

This is actually disgusting ngl

>> No.39659934

>>39659906
200%

>> No.39659939

>>39659906
the vod is already dead, it just hasn't realized it yet

>> No.39659938 [DELETED] 

>>39659895
But Altare is fucking what? 23?

>> No.39659941

>>39659894
he has the rizz of young Nowa, but without the autism debuff. kowai...

>> No.39659947
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>> No.39659949

>>39659906
100% once he finger feeds mane-chan cream

>> No.39659950

Dude, mane-chan is legit funny, please give her a raise Omega.

>> No.39659951

I was gonna masturbate and head to bed but this fucking Dingo has me up with all his antics KEK

>> No.39659952

>>39659906
98%

>> No.39659959

>>39659906
95% xcom style

>> No.39659961

>>39659881
anyone have the pic of axel getting pegged by nodoka?

>> No.39659962

>>39659928
the cum stained gloves....

>> No.39659964

>>39659947
damn she's pale

>> No.39659965

>>39659906
nigga showed his whole fucking head

>> No.39659974

>>39659906
If this stays up unedited, the boys are officially yab proof.

>> No.39659977

>>39659895
>doxxfag trying to dox a talent but failing
lmao

>> No.39659983

>>39659947
100% SEX

>> No.39659985
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Would you, /MANS/?

>> No.39659987

>>39659947
Milk skin

>> No.39660000

>>39659906
120%, his hair got exposed
>>39659947
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.39660008

>>39659878
It should have been me, brother.

>> No.39660010

>>39659823
I'm not jealous of Axel from a woman's pov I'm jealous of him for being with a cute neechan but I also support my bros so I hope he gets some from manechan

>> No.39660009

>mane-chan throws a banana peel Mario Kart style onto the table
KEK

>> No.39660018

>>39659985
I would let her crush my pelvis

>> No.39660020

>>39659928
>t. no mane-chan gf

>> No.39660023

>>39659985
MANE CHAN SEX

>> No.39660027
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>>39659947
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.39660031

>>39659947
Milky pink...

>> No.39660033

WELCOME TO GORI-CHAN Ch. HOLOSTARS-EN COOKING STREAM ft. ????
???? = some retard

>> No.39660037

>>39659906
100

>> No.39660038

>>39659906
It's already gone. But if they edit out his head and upload it anyway It'll prove that this man is simply unbonkable

>> No.39660041
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>>39659985
This is actually true

>> No.39660042

>>39659985
I would easily hit it if it's revealed she can change into a Gorilla

>> No.39660045

>>39659985
100%
no question
where do i sign up?

>> No.39660051
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39660051

>>39659985
gorilla or monkey?
>captcha
I guess both is fine?

>> No.39660056

>>39659985
For fucking sure.

>> No.39660057

>>39659959
>XCOM style
Oh so the VOD is completely safe then

>> No.39660072

>Mane-chan was assigned to watch over Axel to make sure he doesn't doing anything dumb
>The moment she realised she was locked alone in the room with Axel, she completely lost her mind
>Other managers have been desperately messaging her, but being fed bananas, strawberries and the direct cream-covered strawberry from Axel's hand has made her unaware of everything except for him
>She decides to mark Axel with her smell by making him wear her sweater
>Current status: Flooded
She will jump his bones the moment the stream ends.

>> No.39660071

YOU IDIOT, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CLOSE THE TOP BEFORE YOU CUT THE TIP OFF.

>> No.39660078
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>>39659959
Wait...

>> No.39660084

>>39659985
My God, the speed of this post is impressive

>> No.39660088
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>>39659947
FAIR PORCELIN JAPANESE HAG SKIN...

>> No.39660089

>>39659985
hell yeah!

>> No.39660091

>>39659965
VOD was nuked the moment he showed his head, unless he cuts that part out but he's probably too lazy for that

>> No.39660104

>>39659798
Imagine thinking Axel is smart enough to believe that he's sending any "signals" at all by liking fanart on Twitter

>> No.39660112

it hurts

>> No.39660114

>>39660009
the silent comedy from mane-chan has been 10/10

>> No.39660126
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>>39659985
With the force of 1000 suns

>> No.39660135

>>39659906
99%, there's a tiny chance it'll be edited and reuploaded but with as many wrist shots as there are it would barely even be watchable if those were cut

>> No.39660136

>>39659985
My dik has been hard for Gorimane since the beginning of the stream

>> No.39660140

>>39659985
Hell yeh.

>> No.39660153

>>39660091
The entire vod is a nightmare even without that part, it's definitely getting deleted.

>> No.39660161
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39660161

i literally learned how to cook following the instructions on the back of the box of shit id buy from the store
this nigga is so dumb its causing me pain, i wanna take over and help

>> No.39660162

>>39659985
I would not cuck my buddy Axel

>> No.39660167

asking axel to put on a condom and he will tie it around his dick like a ribbon this stupid fucker

>> No.39660169

>>39659906
>showed his skin
>showed his head confirming hes actually Shien in disguise
>fed his manager with his fingers like a boyfriend would
300% nuked the second it ends

>> No.39660179

>>39659906
This Vod will never see the light of day, at least officially

>> No.39660180

>>39660072
This guy is 100% self-inserting into his own fanfiction

>> No.39660183
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39660183

i need art of axel getting carried by gorimane

>> No.39660190

>>39659798
rrat: Zeta is Axel's mane-chan
t. on copium

>> No.39660204

>>39660162
he's cucking zeta, it's deserved

>> No.39660202

They're like Denji and Power

>> No.39660216

>>39660169
You forgot that Manechan's skin was also exposed

>> No.39660221
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39660221

Would you, /MANS/?

>> No.39660225

>>39660190
zeta is indo
manechan is white

>> No.39660227

>>39660202
God it's so true it hurts

>> No.39660229

>>39660167
KEK, that's our Dingo right there

>> No.39660236

This is a fucking joke

>> No.39660237

>dumps the cream BACK into a bowl
???????????

>> No.39660241

HIS CREAM IS LEAKING OUT ONTO THE CAKE

>> No.39660243

>>39660167
NO KARROT
DON'T GET IDEAS

>> No.39660245

FFS....

>> No.39660248

>>39660169
>showed his head confirming hes actually Shien in disguise
Dude, he's his son. They are obviously gonna resemble each other.

>> No.39660251

>>39660237
MANE-CHAN JUST WASHED IT TOO

>> No.39660252

What the fuck is this even

>> No.39660255

>>39660202
DELETE THIS
FUCK YOUUUUU BRO

>> No.39660257

Squeeeeeeeze it all out, /MANS/

>> No.39660258

>>39660167
I'd do this if I didn't know I'd probably stop my dick from getting any blood flow

>> No.39660261

Archive-anons please do your miracles

>> No.39660264

>>39660202
KEK

>> No.39660263

>>39660051
Monke, but Gorilla when ANGY.

>> No.39660268

how many fucking bowls have they dirtied so far?
anyone keeping count?

>> No.39660267

This is the last stream for both manechan and axel isn't it?

>> No.39660272

>>39659985
Holy shit yes

>> No.39660273

>>39660202
Makima = cover in a couple of days

>> No.39660280

>>39660167
LOL
>>39660243
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.39660281

>>39660084
Drawing was from a long time ago if that's what you mean

>> No.39660288

>>39660202
but gori mane is dependable though

>> No.39660289

>>39660202
Okay, I will only allow it this time

>> No.39660292

bros, i'i'm heading to bed
please screenshot all the yabs

>> No.39660299

THEY'RE GONNA DO IT THERE!

>> No.39660309

>giggle
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.39660311

>>39660221
CUTE!

>> No.39660317

She even gave up on not talking

>> No.39660322

mane-chan's laugh is so cute

>> No.39660323

>>39659985
>Exposed belly
YESYESYESYESYES YES I WOULD

>> No.39660325

THE LAUGH
HE MADE HER LAUGH

>> No.39660326

>>39660221
yes

>> No.39660327

Her giggles are too cute anons I CAN'T TAKW IT

>> No.39660329

>mane chan giggle
AAAAAAAAHHHH FUCKING AXELLLLLLL

>> No.39660332

CUTE MANECHAN NOISES

>> No.39660337

You guys are literally watching a dumb couple bake a cake on stream

>> No.39660338

She’s so cute bros

>> No.39660339
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39660339

>squeezes it like a condom
WTF WAS THAT MANECHANS VOICE HAG HAG HAG HAG UOHHHHHH HAG VOICE DETECTED MY DDIIIIIIIICKKKKKKK
UWAHHHH THIS STREAM IS TOO FUCKING EROTIC FOR THIS OJISAN

>> No.39660340
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>>39660202

>> No.39660342

mane-chan is too cute

>> No.39660346

cute gori-mane giggles......

>> No.39660353

MANE CHAN DAISUKIIIIIIII

>> No.39660356

>giggle
>I just stick it in here?
>Oh I just stick this shit in here

>> No.39660354

>>39660221
Yes but I'm not letting them get anywhere near any kitchen.

>> No.39660357

HE'S STICKING IT IN LIVE ON STREAM

>> No.39660359

stick what in where? what tip?

>> No.39660360

>>39660258
But it will also stop the cum flow, you see

>> No.39660362

>>39660317
she had enough of the dingo cooking ignorance

>> No.39660365
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>tired and want to sleep
>know the vod won't survive

>> No.39660364
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>>39660202
it all makes sense

>> No.39660369

>cut the tip
is the frosting jewish?

>> No.39660374

>>39660237
He forgot to put the tip in the piping bag. Although honestly just cutting the bag and not using the tip would probably be fine for most of it.

>> No.39660384

>>39660267
They're going to elope (more accurately she's going to kidnap him without him realising somethings up).

>> No.39660383

Okay, just get a model and debut her as StarsEN's manager like Shinove, COVER.

>> No.39660389

mane chan kawaii....

>> No.39660396

Zetaxel fags... no...

>> No.39660397

>>39659985
Gorillas are apes. Apes don't have tails...

>> No.39660400

>>39660281
Oh ok I see, thank you

>> No.39660399

AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE MANE CHAN IS CREAMING TO AXEL ON STREAM!

>> No.39660407

You fags better timestamp all the manechan noises

>> No.39660410

>>39660292
Bro that is just the stream in slideshow

>> No.39660413

>>39660383
this

>> No.39660414

>>39660135
he's not the first holo to show wrists, no one cares to edit those out

>> No.39660422

>"Where do I put it?"
>"in the hole dummy~"
>EAR RAPE GETS A NEW MEANING

>> No.39660424

>>39660365
I got to get up in 5 hours but this fucking train wreak...

>> No.39660428

>>39660267
No, Mane-chan is gonna ascend to Nodoka status in the company. Expect her debut eight months from now. The only thing that sucks is that Kanata already took most of the gorilla jokes.

>> No.39660429

>>39660407
this, I can't hear it because I'm also watching the Ame

>> No.39660431

This is a lot of work to bag icing that flows like water

>> No.39660436

DAMN DINGO

>> No.39660435

I have a new oshi, /mans/...

>> No.39660439

>>39660407
timestamps? you believe this stream will survive?

>> No.39660440

Damn so many soundclips

>> No.39660445

>>39660407
anon, this stream is getting obliterated as soon as it’s over

>> No.39660448

WHY DID HE DO THAT

>> No.39660449
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He's so happy...

>> No.39660451

holy fucking cursed stream

>> No.39660461

I HATE YOU AXEL

>> No.39660463

>>39660407
>timestamp

Bruh this VOD is 100% gonzo.

>> No.39660469 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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Actual photo of monkey mane san don't open

>> No.39660470

HE'S LITERALLY WEARING HER SWEATER JESUS CHRIST THIS CHAD IS MAKING ME JEALOUS

>> No.39660471
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things could be worse

>> No.39660472

FOUL

>> No.39660475

AXEL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.39660489

NO NO NO WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.39660491

>>39660439
>>39660445
>>39660463
>implying someone is not backing up this VOD right now
If not, then you guys are dumber than axel

>> No.39660498
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Manechan is a cute hag...Axel will save her womb bros

>> No.39660501

MISSED OPPORTUNITY TO DRAW A DICK KEK

>> No.39660503

https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1607239824007909377
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1607239824007909377
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1607239824007909377
kek

>> No.39660509

>Chat watch this!
>draws a dumb swirl
>OH NO I SHOULD HAVE DRAWN A DICK!
What a retard

>> No.39660510

>>39660471
Sorry is the joint pinkish?

>> No.39660511

>>39660429
Me too anon, i'm a teaxelotl, don't be afraid to say it

>> No.39660525

THE COMEDIC REACTION IS EXQUISITE LMAO

>> No.39660532

>>39660471
saromerra

>> No.39660533
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i can see the flecks of gori hair flying all over the cake...

>> No.39660535

>>39660397
She needs her tail to go OOZARU.

>> No.39660539

Of course he wanted to draw a dick on it

>> No.39660549

Mane-chan clapped for him not drawing a dick on the cake

>> No.39660557

>hair cutting stream
Axel Syrios has been terminated and arrested for murder

>> No.39660558

Why can't I have Mane-san gorilla hair in my cake.

>> No.39660569

>>39660503
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>> No.39660571

>>39660509
better this way honestly lol

>> No.39660580

>>39660509
I love him

>> No.39660594

Chances of mane-san getting transferred? She technically can't get fired because of japan's law

>> No.39660599

I was gonna jack off but I've been glued to this stream

>> No.39660606
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>>39660471

>> No.39660607

>maybe not enough
>dumps enough to cover it twice
this fucking guy

>> No.39660609

>>39660571
When he said to watch this, I thought he was going to draw a dick or something...

>> No.39660616

why did he put more cream?

>> No.39660620

>>39660533
based killer7chad

>> No.39660626

>>39660533
This is funny as a Christmas one-off, but I'm not watching him cook anymore kek

>> No.39660631
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39660631

it's so bad

>> No.39660639

>>39660594
Sadly 100% they will replace her as soon as possible

>> No.39660640

That shit is flooded

>> No.39660642

He's so fucking stupid I want to strangle him he's so cute

>> No.39660644

So this is how Mane-chan is going to get creamed.

>> No.39660647

>>39660616
Axel's the kind of guy who double dips with mane-chan, if you catch my drift.

>> No.39660654

Did he just put whip cream to frost the cake?

>> No.39660657
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would you mans?

>> No.39660659

THEY KILLED IT

>> No.39660663

>chat calling it bukkake
KEK

>> No.39660664

wait, they ate strawberries that weren't washed until NOW!?!?

>> No.39660668
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Damn, it looks just like the photo

>> No.39660670

>>39660639
hope they don't, she's funny...

>> No.39660677

WHAT IS HE DOING?

>> No.39660680

>>39660657
it looks like shit but I doubt it tastes bad

>> No.39660687

>>39660657
fuck no

>> No.39660688

>>39660533
Sparkles from the oven mits got on the cake when he took it out of the oven too

>> No.39660693

Alright, AxelXGorimane is the new ship, sorry ZetAxelbros

>> No.39660698

this stream is making me cry

>> No.39660701

>>39660663
A classic Buck Cake!

>> No.39660711

Wtf I wanted cake not fucking McBukkake

>> No.39660716

>>39660657
Hell no, It looks a little too familiar

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>>39660471
Not even close No, i am not a nijinigger. I took it from the board, it got so much SOVL...

>> No.39660728

>>39660668
>The random banana peel
KEK

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>>39660693
DON'T LEAVE US YOU NIGGER

>> No.39660741

>>39660670
He's getting too close to her, if upper management is autistic as I think they are they will transfer her

>> No.39660743

Axel gonna be the first talent to graduate for impregnating his manager

>> No.39660748
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39660748

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1607253601969127425
kek leader

>> No.39660749

His patisserie mom is 100% having an aneurysm

>> No.39660750
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39660750

I'm gonna just trust that his Dingo luck will turn it around in the end

>> No.39660754

>>39660594
i would be so sad if they did. i really enjoyed the stream and mane-chan's antics are funny.

>> No.39660758

AXEL I'LL KILL YOU, STUPID WOMANIZER DINGO

>> No.39660760

>mane-chan getting fired because axel couldn’t keep it in his pants
sad…

>> No.39660768

>>39660724
lol wtf

>> No.39660772

>>39660732
>teeth
You make the teethanon happy

>> No.39660774
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39660774

Make sure she eats all of it, Axel. She could use all that sugar.

>> No.39660777
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39660777

Dude don't even cares anymore

>> No.39660779

Yeah, Axel doesn't give a fuck.
This vod is 100% DONEZO

>> No.39660784

>>39660748
Kek

>> No.39660794

>>39660743
>forgets Ayame & Ina got pregananant so they had a break
If talents can get impregnated so can the managers

>> No.39660801

>>39660777
vod gone = everything is legal

>> No.39660803

Why are these strawberries so oversized?

>> No.39660805
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39660805

>he doesnt know this part is fucked up

>> No.39660807

>>39660777
sexy Axel wrists!!!

>> No.39660811

Imagine the horrors of a Haachama, Kobo, and Axel cooking collab stream

>> No.39660812

>>39660760
don't worry, he'll take responsibility and marry her
then pump her hag womb

>> No.39660816

>>39660748
Leader please help him...

>> No.39660814

>>39660748
Man, I'll be honest. As much as I distrust Leader with a knife, he'd probably be able to do better because he can read.

>> No.39660820

>>39660779
also manechan, she is gone gone

>> No.39660821

>>39660777
nice sweater bro

>> No.39660823

WHY IS HE PUTTING THE WHOLE FUCKING STRAWBERRY ON?????

>> No.39660826

>>39660805
if he cant see it then there's no problem

>> No.39660843

JWU did axel cuck me?

>> No.39660850

>>39660812
but what if she's a single mom?

>> No.39660851

>>39659120
Give me the timestamp later

>> No.39660853

>>39660823
He's recreating the image

>> No.39660856
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>>39660777
is that veiny hands i see

>> No.39660863

>>39660843
yes

>> No.39660866

>>39660843
t. Zeta

>> No.39660865

>>39660843
Yume...don't look...

>> No.39660868

>>39660851
there isn't gonna be a VOD later

>> No.39660873

Axelyumes getting cucked on stream

>> No.39660876

You guys enjoying Axels final stream?

>> No.39660879

>>39660811
>they somehow create mustard gas
kino

>> No.39660881

>>39660843
yes

>> No.39660883
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39660883

>> No.39660884

did he just take a bite out of strawberry and put it on?

>> No.39660886

>>39660856
Go to sleep already Dez.

>> No.39660897

>>39660823
Axel has fucked up a lot in this stream, but this isnt one of those times. its perfectly fine to decorate with whole strawberries

>> No.39660899

>>39660843
He cucked Zeta, Karrot, the other twitter whores, the fujos, the yumes...
I'm sorry.

>> No.39660906

>he can't tell they're split in half
What is wrong with him

>> No.39660910

>>39660777
Wait, Leader's arms are thicker? The one guy who eats sugar for sustenance?

>> No.39660914

STRAWBERRY SHAFT

>> No.39660916

WHY IS HE MAKING A FUCKING STRAWBERRY TOWER

>> No.39660931

wtf is he doing? kek

>> No.39660934

He's trying to make a dick out of strawberries, right?

>> No.39660935

>>39660906
he's stacking them up like a penis

>> No.39660938

>>39660916
It's a dick anon

>> No.39660944

>>39660843
Oh boy

>> No.39660949
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watch that shaft get gulped by gori mane in seconds

>> No.39660951

IS HE MAKING A FUCKING STRAWBERRY DICK

>> No.39660952
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39660952

>he's just stacking them

>> No.39660959

RED DOG DICK

>> No.39660960

>>39660843
He has cucked everyone, and by tomorrow even Mane chan will be cucked herself, he can't keep it in his pants

>> No.39660961

>>39660899
fujos can't get cucked nigga

>> No.39660962

>Asking mane-chan about the tip

>> No.39660963

>>39660931
he’s making a penis

>> No.39660964

>>39660910
>guy who was a jock
vs
>guy who puked after playing a game of basketball

>> No.39660965
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39660965

L-leader ?

>> No.39660973

>>39660777
He could whip out his dick on stream and have manechan stroke it on camera because vod is gone and no one cares at this point

>> No.39660983
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39660983

Mane-san knows what a penis look like

>> No.39660984

>>39660916
>they think it's a tower
kek

>> No.39660986

>>39660914
>>39660916
YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW FUN IT IS TO TOP THINGS WHILE COOKING

>> No.39660987

OH GOD HE SHISHKABABED THROUGH THE HOLE

>> No.39660985

>>39660938
>chopstick through the shaft
SOUNDING ALERT

>> No.39660989

>asking mane-chan which is a better tip

>> No.39660992
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>>39660843
Go back to sleep sister...

>> No.39660993
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39660993

That shaft? Mine.

>> No.39660996

>Axel is into sounding
holy shit

>> No.39660997
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39660997

my mans making an cock and balls

>> No.39661005

AXEL SOUNDING LIVE ON STREAM

>> No.39661006

>>39660814
Depends if he knows the difference between Tbsp and tsp.

>> No.39661007

>>39660965
?? he has liked her stuff before

>> No.39661012

>>39660964
Which was which. I can't tell at this point

>> No.39661013

>>39660965
thats his oshi retardbro

>> No.39661016

That tower reminds me of that tragedy

>> No.39661019

Mane-chan is going to fuck the cake

>> No.39661023

>>39660965
>This New

>> No.39661024

>>39660965
Don't let this distract you from the fact that MANECHAN IS A FUCKING MONKEY

>> No.39661025

>SOUNDING ON STREAM
>SOUNDING ON STREAM
>SOUNDING ON STREAM
>SOUNDING ON STREAM

>> No.39661027

>>39660965
That's his oshi anon

>> No.39661032

>>39660961
Fujos get cucked by straight men existing.

>> No.39661043
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39661043

>The Axel Syrios Cake

>> No.39661044

>>39660965
how new?

>> No.39661048

>>39660993
sorry mate

>> No.39661059

>>39661006
Wait, what does that mean actually?

>> No.39661063
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>> No.39661066

he made his manechan a dick and balls cake...

>> No.39661072

>make cake
>Actually make neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon

>> No.39661073

>>39660965
Isnt she married?

>> No.39661075

why cream in the middle? AXEL !!!!!

>> No.39661087

That slow clap kek

>> No.39661096
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>>39661032
you think that stop us

>> No.39661097

>Gintama reference
Axel please no more...

>> No.39661108

>>39661059
american cooking, anon
tablespoon vs teaspoon

>> No.39661106

>>39661006
He can google it.

>> No.39661112

>>39659648
You are not Japanese

>> No.39661111

He's gonna feed her again... I FUCKING HATE YOU AXEL!!

>> No.39661110

>>39661032
kek

>> No.39661113

Wait, what did Zeta just say

>> No.39661119

>Slow clap from Mane-Chan
She knows she isn't gonna have a job in the morning. But she knows the after stream sex is gonna make up for it.

>> No.39661125

>>39661012
altare might be an autistic hikki, but he was, in fact, a soccer-playing jock in school

>> No.39661133

>>39661073
That won't stop either of them from giving in

>> No.39661135

he's gonna hand feed her isn't he

>> No.39661140

>>39661059
Tablespoon and Teaspoon respectively

>> No.39661147

AXEL FINGERS

>> No.39661155
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39661155

Bros... how fucking jelly are you about harem protag Axel?
Sisters.... how fucking jelly are you of Mane-chan right now?

>> No.39661156

HE MADE POUND CAKE

>> No.39661165

Mane chan is eating Axel's rock hard cake ToT

>> No.39661169

This is literally a couples stream now

>> No.39661173
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39661173

>>39661096

>> No.39661175

ITS SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEE

>> No.39661181

>6/10

>> No.39661183

>>39661113
"wtf is that" or something

>> No.39661187

>>39661155
i want to fuck both of them

>> No.39661191

6 INCHES

>> No.39661193

>>39661155
This guy motivates me.

>> No.39661198

not six, you dumb dingo, she was asking for SEX

>> No.39661199

>>39661155
He can't keep getting away with it.

>> No.39661212

SEIS SYRIOS OUTTA 10

>> No.39661211
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39661211

Anyone else feel bad for Zeta? I don’t want her to end up alone…

>> No.39661216
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39661216

>>39661113

>> No.39661218

>>39661155
I want both of them to fuck me

>> No.39661224

>>39661191
Average, I see

>> No.39661228

>>39661155
i want to watch them have sex.

>> No.39661230

>>39661073
Michal is going to invent a killer robot to hunt leader down.

>> No.39661232
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39661232

>>39661155
I'm happy for my bro I hope he impregnates his cute hag manechan

>> No.39661234
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>>39661155
I'm not jealous. I'm going to join Holostars and get myself a cute mane-chan to flirt with on stream too. And nobody can stop me.

>> No.39661235

>>39661191
6 horas

>> No.39661236

HE DROPPED THE FORK

>> No.39661243

>>39661155
axel is my rolemodel

>> No.39661244

>>39661155
>Bros... how fucking jelly are you about harem protag Axel?
Eh, he doesn't actually score. He's a wimp.

>> No.39661249

>>39661211
She left him alone on christmas and play phasmo for 5 hours with the others...

>> No.39661252

>>39661191
6 HORAS

>> No.39661253

>>39661125
i bet he wore polo shirts and popped his collars

>> No.39661258

>>39661211
I CAN SAVE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

>> No.39661263

>>39661155
both of them are funny, i don't mind

>> No.39661268

>>39661234
Not before me you sick bastard.

>> No.39661274

>>39661216
She's jealous....

>> No.39661273

>tastes like shit
>manechan still gives it a 6
she definitely wants the knot

>> No.39661278

>>39661244
After tonight, I know he's absolutely a volcel if he's actually a virgin.

>> No.39661280

>>39661244
How many bitches do you have?

>> No.39661281

>>39661155
I'LL JOIN HOLOSTARS AND DO OFFCOLLAB HOTPOT SO I CAN SNEAK A KISS ON HIS CHEEK (after consenting)

>> No.39661283

>>39660993
You should probably get that checked out.

>> No.39661288

>>39661216
She was referring to mane-san and not the cake.

>> No.39661290
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39661290

>>39661173
>using a fujo as a reaction against a fujo

>> No.39661292

Cant wait for the tweet from Axel saying that his mom yelled at him for missing some ingredient

>> No.39661299

>>39661268
I'll have you know I'm heavily armed and dangerous.

>> No.39661306

>>39661216
OH NO

>> No.39661314

>>39661155
If nowa is literally me than axel is literally who I want to be

>> No.39661318

>>39661288
yeah it was when she clapped

>> No.39661326

>>39661155
He has a harem because he falls into it. He'd still rather hang with his bros so he's cool as fuck in my book.

>> No.39661327

>>39661211
cute

>> No.39661338

>cake was dense
no shit it literally didn't rise

>> No.39661342

>>39661299
you already got into stars, Vesper

>> No.39661345

Rate his baking

>> No.39661350

>>39661216
She's not talking about the cake but mane-chan hands

>> No.39661349

He forgot to put softener in the cake...

>> No.39661351

>>39661155
>how fucking jelly are you of Mane-chan right now?
I only go for 2D who aren't VTubers so I'm perfectly fine.

>> No.39661359

Axel gonna hit up the other Mane-chans too...

>> No.39661362

>>39660772
It really did, this is the first time someone has used it :)

>> No.39661361

>>39661169
A couples stream with no "parasocialism" in play since nobody knows Mane-chan. The only ones affected would be whatever female fanatics Axel has, which probably isn't a lot.

>> No.39661366

Please don't cause food poisoning for the other managers Axel.

>> No.39661367

>>39661345
6/10

>> No.39661370

>>39661342
And I'll get into it TWICE, as a bit.

>> No.39661374

>>39661299
I'll see you on the battlefield rival >_>

>> No.39661376
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>>39661249
>that's why Axel was sad during last pokemon complaining how he was alone on christmas eve
>makes a date stream with his manager knowing Zeta will show up to watch
Holy shit 500IQ moves

>> No.39661377

>>39661345
CURSED/10

>> No.39661379

After stream FUCKING

>> No.39661381

download the VOD download the VOD!!!!

>> No.39661394

>>39661338
>Dense man makes dense cake
naruhodo

>> No.39661396

RATE THE STREAM

>> No.39661397

>>39661345
69/100

>> No.39661409

>>39661211
She already have hagsmith

>> No.39661411

say bye to gorimane! this is the last time you’ll ever see her!

>> No.39661412

>>39661345
good enough for mane-chan/10

>> No.39661414

manechan will be the first EN manager to debut

>> No.39661424

Mane-chan is my wife.

>> No.39661425

>>39661280
Zero, which is why I'm not jealous.
Being crushed on by women isn't that great while you realise a lot of them just wants you as a trophy.

>> No.39661426

>>39661345
I don't know how to cook and it still was painful to watch/10

>> No.39661433

>>39661345
6/10

>> No.39661436

>axel saying it would have been perfect if manechan wasn't there
>she shook her closed ape hand at him

>> No.39661438

On the bright side, if she does get fired she can fuck him all she wants

>> No.39661440

Anyone have the archive for magni?

>> No.39661442

Vod bros it's our time

>> No.39661443

>>39661396
6

>> No.39661444

VOD gonna get nuked now

>> No.39661446
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39661446

it's over

>> No.39661448

>>39661396
KNOT (mane-chan)/10

>> No.39661450

TORRENT TAKOBRO PLEASE ARE YOU HERE????

>> No.39661451

RATE DINGO
RATE MONKEY

>> No.39661461

SAVE THE VOD

>> No.39661465
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KEK

>> No.39661468
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39661468

INSTANT

>> No.39661469

>>39661436
She's going to rape him for sure now

>> No.39661472

>Am I streaming tomorrow?
Effective Immediately, Axel Syrios is suspended for two weeks due to internal misconduct

>> No.39661474

INSTAPRIVATE KEK

>> No.39661473

INSTANT PRIVATED

KEK

>> No.39661475

>>39661345
After stream manager creampie/10

>> No.39661479

vod dead kek

>> No.39661477

>immediately unavailable
KEK

>> No.39661478
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39661478

KEK THE SPEED

>> No.39661480

>>39661376
Zetaxels are getting high off copium... Axel what have you done?

>> No.39661481

>instant private
lol

>> No.39661483

>>39661451
Manechan/10

>> No.39661482

>Video unavailable

>> No.39661484

>>39661411
It was good, I hope she manages to get knotted before so its worth it.

>> No.39661487 [DELETED] 
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THEY KILLED IT

>> No.39661489

Immediately locked down

>> No.39661490

VOD NUKED

>> No.39661493

>insta-privated VOD
kek

>> No.39661496

Aaaaaaand it's gone
KEK

>> No.39661495
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>> No.39661498

VOD GOT NUKED IMMEDIATELY YAB

>> No.39661499

>>39661414
I wouldn't mind if Gori-mane takes on the omega avatar, would be fucking based

>> No.39661500

>>39661396
6/10

>> No.39661506
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39661506

>instant private

>> No.39661507

What was that motion Gori mane just did? It looked like a wanking motion at the end.

>> No.39661509

>>39661444
ITS ALREADY NUKED

>> No.39661510
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39661510

>>39661465
>>39661468
LOL CALLED IT

>> No.39661512

>>39661396
Severe mental damage/10

>> No.39661514

ABAYO

>> No.39661515

Vod is now private

>> No.39661516

>>39661345
It was something to behold/10

>> No.39661520

>>39661396
Axelyumes in shambles/10

>> No.39661521

Rest in fucking pieces.

>> No.39661523

>private IMMEDIATELY
rumao

>> No.39661524

HAHAHAAHAHAHAH

>> No.39661525
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That took no time at all

>> No.39661528

Fasted nuked vod ever

>> No.39661530

VoD IMMEDIATELY unarchived.

kek.

>> No.39661539

>>39661451
Instant deletion/10

>> No.39661544
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THAT WAS SO FUCKING FAST KEK

>> No.39661546

>>39661438
In actual work places Co-workers that get into a relationship with eachother don't really get affected much, but they do have to change their posts or work areas for obvious reasons.

>> No.39661547

Axel and privated vods. name a better duo.

>> No.39661549

MANAGEMENT WAITING FOR THE EXACT MOMENT TO NUKE IT

>> No.39661554
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39661554

okay that privating speed was hilarious

>> No.39661555

someone archived it, right?

>> No.39661556

Is this like the record for a VOD to get privated the fastest? KEK

>> No.39661560

Archive bros..were you fast enough?

>> No.39661561

So....you niggas got the archive, right? You weren't gonna be lazy on the biggest retard's handcam stream, right?

I need to hear mane-chan's giggles.

>> No.39661562

ARCHIVEBOIS WHERE ARE YOU

>> No.39661568

one of you was archiving it right?

>> No.39661570

>>39661487
Hey I'm in that pic

>> No.39661571

>>39661487
They absolutely need to do a review and salvage what they can.
We're never seeing it again.

>> No.39661572

>>39661396
What a thing to watch live/10.

>> No.39661581

i doubt it
but did anyone manage to archive most of the vod?

>> No.39661584

FASTEST VOD NUKE ON THIS SIDE OF ELYSIUM

>> No.39661590

You have to let it go bros.

>> No.39661594

>>39661465
>>39661468
Well, it's to be expected.

>> No.39661595

>>39661345
ive fucked up making boiled eggs and could still bake better than him/10

>> No.39661596

>>39661507
>"I mean it would have tasted much better if it was only me making it, but ah well, hahaha!"
>mane-chan *shakes fist in anger*
>*punches him*
you just dont get mane-chan's cute humor

>> No.39661599
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39661599

We got to see Mane-san nuke a vod live.

>> No.39661604

Someone just give me the part where manechan giggles

>> No.39661605

So who's getting fired first?

>> No.39661609

>>39661451
privated/10

>> No.39661611

I hate to say it, but Magni was one upped by Axel this Christmas.

>> No.39661614

i mean i knew he was gonna show a bit of skin but i was not expecting his whole fucking head kek

>> No.39661615

>>39661561
let it go. nothing last forever

>> No.39661616

Back to back kino streams. I kneel...

>> No.39661617

>>39661451
Penn & Teller/10
impeccable comedic timing from mane-chan

>> No.39661621

It got nuked before the music even stopped playing on my end

>> No.39661628

>>39661554
It literally kicked me from the chat room 2 seconds after the stream end, you just KNOW somebody had their mouse hovering over the private button waiting for the signal

>> No.39661631

you guys did record it right? I only got the last 40 minutes....

>> No.39661632

>>39661487
Giarc4-chama...

>> No.39661637

>>39661345
Axel jobbed a cake / 10

>> No.39661638

How many privated VODs are there from Axel alone?

>> No.39661640
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39661640

The speed at which the VOD was nuked is comparable to YanSim discord ban speedruns LMAO

>> No.39661642

% chance manechan is fucking fired over this?

>> No.39661643

On a scale of 1 to "Vesper talking to Bae", how much mental damage did you suffer from watching Axel cook?

>> No.39661644

>>39661611
They were both kino in very different ways.

>> No.39661650

Ok, I'm gonna say, mane-chan has a good sense of humor. All the bits she did using the gorilla glove were great

>> No.39661655

>>39661599
AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE MANE CHAN NOOOOOOO

>> No.39661661

ill give it to the retard, his hair looked properly groomed and soft

>> No.39661663

>>39661604
PLEASE SOMEONE

>> No.39661665

>>39661631
If mane-chan giggles were in that, I'll take it.

>> No.39661672

EN MANAGEMENT, IF YOU'RE READING THIS PLEASE DON'T GET MANECHAN FIRED, SHE'S SO CUTE

>> No.39661675

>>39661487
anon your opsec....

>> No.39661680

>>39661643
this was worse than that

>> No.39661687

>>39661642
She’s probably getting a earful for sure

>> No.39661690

>>39661604
THE SKIN TOO

>> No.39661691

>>39661643
More desu

>> No.39661701

>>39661643
Vesper's psychiatry stream

>> No.39661702

>>39661643
5
I've never baked, but the results were pretty funny

>> No.39661703

>>39661643
Cooking with Jack/10

>> No.39661704

>>39661605
Mane-chan... and then she can fuck Axel all she wants because she is free from her contract and Axel is safe because.
>What talents do outside of work is none of our business.

>> No.39661707

>>39661643
About as much as a hypothetical "Vesper taking to Mumei" situation.

>> No.39661711
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>> No.39661715

Dingo...
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1607258433715331072

>> No.39661714
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>>39661672
Too late. She'll be pushing papers from now on in the deep depths of our offices.

>> No.39661718

>Effective immediately, Axel's former manager has been reassigned to Gura

>> No.39661719

>>39661396
mane-chan SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX / 10

>> No.39661722

>>39661643
あああああああああああああああああああ/10

>> No.39661724
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39661724

>>39661643
pic/10

>> No.39661729
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my up speed is shit so hopefully someone else uploads it

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apparently ginka mama was watching the stream too

>> No.39661734

>>39661487
Giarc4 chamma...

>> No.39661735

>>39661715
oops

>> No.39661742

>>39661687
>there specifically to stop the retard from yabbing
>too cock-hungry to do her job

>> No.39661744

lol
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1607258433715331072

>> No.39661759

>>39661718
lol she is not gonna do anything from now on
t. chumbud btw

>> No.39661767

>>39661724
I love this one.

>> No.39661769
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>Axel now has to explain to Uncle Nowa, the schizo of OPSEC, he rammed his whole fucking scalp into frame which is why the vod is gone

>> No.39661771

I only started recording after an unspecified time, and I don't want to figure out the math to find out when manechan giggled

>> No.39661772

>>39661729
nice getto

>> No.39661773

I hope they edit out the hair part and reup it just like some of the magni streams

>> No.39661777

>>39661742
Can't be helped, the pheromones that Axel was emitting were just too much for the gorilla

>> No.39661778

>>39661715
kek

>> No.39661784

>>39661680
Earful of dick

>> No.39661790

>>39661718
Lol so she gets send to vacation basically

>> No.39661795

I missed so much kino today. Going to catch up on the vods.

>>39661744
Axel you yab gremlin

>> No.39661798

>>39661632
>>39661675
>Axel caused axelolts to dox themselves
Amazing

>> No.39661803

>>39661715
>>39661744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8kElMqIWqc

>> No.39661805

https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1607258492133609473?s=20

>> No.39661811

>>39661733
chances of the dingo somehow charming his own artist?

>> No.39661819

>>39661773
Nah, it's a lost cause.

>> No.39661837

>>39661811
artists want to fuck drawings not the people

>> No.39661838

>>39661715
kek The fucking comments

>> No.39661841
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what does mane-chan mean of this?

>> No.39661842

>>39661718
as long as she doesn't shit on miku, she's gonna have a much easier time

>> No.39661843

>>39661742
Well now she did become aware of the head thing midstream and told Axel about it. From then on she admitted she was nervous to let Axel do anything else on the counter. So who knows. It could have been worse.

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>>39661769
haha...well I guess the Japan off collab trip is gonna have to be canceled then, hm? Axel's just too risky for a guy like you to be hanging around with.

>> No.39661858

>>39661841
snusnu

>> No.39661862

Mane-san gonna be transferred to the fax machine room bros...

>> No.39661880

This is already the third privated streams of Axel from this month alone

>> No.39661891

>>39661862
Means she can fuck Axel all she wants.

>> No.39661893

>>39661841
it means: you are cucked

>> No.39661897

>>39661461
>>39661555
>>39661560
>>39661561
>>39661562
>>39661568
>>39661581
>>39661604
>>39661631
Yeah I got it.

https://gofile.io/d/TY9naq

CAPTCHA: RNGWAT

>> No.39661903

>>39661862
Mane-san is safe, he was the one who privated the stream. Mane-chan on the other hand, was supposed to tame Axel... but she was great, please don't fire her Yagoo

>> No.39661915

>"Manager, please oversee Axels first handcam stream and make sure he doesnt do anything stupid"
>actively makes it worse
yeah shes done for.

>> No.39661920

>>39661897
I KNEEL ARCHIVE ANON

>> No.39661922

>>39661897
CHAD

>> No.39661924
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>>39661769
I'll keep Nowa Oji busy don't worry anons I got this

>> No.39661923

>>39661897
We don't deserve you

>> No.39661925

>>39661837
kek fair enough

>> No.39661928

>>39661897
BASED THANKS

>> No.39661926

>>39661897
God fucking bless you anon

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presented without comment

>> No.39661934

>>39661897
I KNEEL

>> No.39661935

>>39661897
You the fucking best bro

>> No.39661938

>>39661897
based, thank you anon

>> No.39661948

I'm still on cloud nine from my oshi's radio show, my brain can't possibly process the fever dream I just watched. It's a wonder there was even a finished cake by the end.

>> No.39661951

>>39661897
THANK YOU ANON

>> No.39661954

>>39661897
Sketchy

>> No.39661956
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I believe your time is up, Manager-san. Farewell.

>> No.39661961

>>39661897
HERO, tyvm anon!!!

>> No.39661962

>>39661773
lmao the copium

>> No.39661975

>>39661948
It was a cake, it just wasn't what the recipe was designed to make

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>>39661897

>> No.39661979

>>39661897
nice, thanks

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>>39661897

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>>39661897
>This server is currently overloaded, so the file cannot be downloaded at this time.
Godspeed kings

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>>39661897
Based, anyone got one for Magni's stream?

>> No.39661989

>>39661976
kek

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>>39661396
cum covered gloves/10

>> No.39662012

>>39661897
Anyone got the timestamp for when he gives us head?

>> No.39662019

>>39661985
https://mega.nz/folder/ikdEjKyY#_nhCa7dBkdoauBiY8U3vWA

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>>39661897

>> No.39662041

>>39662012
When you see it again, just tell me why he moved so far forward. I was listening and I looked away for just a moment and I forgot the reasoning for it

>> No.39662053

What time did Axel start the stream? He was a bit late right?

>> No.39662057
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>>39661897

>> No.39662062

>>39661805
KEK SAME PAKO SENSEI

>> No.39662063
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39662063

Axel please mod Ginka mama

>> No.39662066

>>39661773
Axel rarely do that sadly, expect for collab maybe Still waiting for his DMC part 3 reupload tho...

>> No.39662081
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>>39661897
THERE GOES MY HERO

WATCH HIM AS HE GOES

>> No.39662089
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>>39662019
Arigatou

>> No.39662091

>>39661897
arigatou

>> No.39662095

>>39662063
Did she say something else?

>> No.39662096

>>39662063
Correct me if I'm wrong but this is his mama?

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>>39662019
God bless

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>>39661956
Nice try Yagay
but I say she stays

>> No.39662104

>>39661897
Thanks anon, can't believe I missed kino

>> No.39662106

>>39661897
Based, you just saved Christmas

>> No.39662108

>>39662096
yes

>> No.39662120

>>39662096
Yes

>> No.39662127

>>39662053
30 minutes late after he delayed it for an hour. 8:30pst

>> No.39662135

>>39662012
About 10 minutes in

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damm youtube knows me better than me
Good night, anons

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>>39661897
>>39662019

>> No.39662153
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>>39661897

>> No.39662156
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>>39661396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q65wEB_t_UM

>> No.39662160

>>39662019
God fucking bless you archivers

>> No.39662162

>>39662137
anon?

>> No.39662168

>>39662095
Really hard to catch because she’s not a moderator yet

>> No.39662183

I hope sarumane doesn't get in trouble for this.

>> No.39662186

>>39662137
Night, autist

>> No.39662198

>>39661880
Why were the other two streams privated?

>> No.39662201

>>39662137
what does this have to do with tempus?

>> No.39662204

>Rent out studio
>VoD gone

>> No.39662214

Welp, those were amazing streams, will hit the bed because it's too late. Was gonna wait for the mega upload but I'm too sleepy, gn anons.
I love Tempus

>> No.39662239

>>39662198
The pokemon stream got taken down because he played the wrong game (just like his first hitman stream), the other I don't recall

>> No.39662242

>>39662214
it got posted you dingus >>39661897

>> No.39662246

>>39662214
Night anon, im loggin off too, lets hope mane chan doesnt get in trouble

>> No.39662250

>>39662214
>>39661897
>>39662019

>> No.39662251
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These retards…

>> No.39662253
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39662253

getting 2 days straight of great streams
TEMPUS LOVE

>> No.39662261

>says waddup bitch to his mom on stream
kek

>> No.39662265

>>39662214
night, anon! tempus love!!

>> No.39662272

>>39662214
I'm gonna head to bed too, good night /MANS/.

>> No.39662280

>>39662239
>the wrong game
how

>> No.39662292

>>39662239
>>39662198
A 5 hour zatsudan revealing stuff about management
>>39662214
sweet dream anon, tempus love!!

>> No.39662293

Tempos is the best thing ever in this community BLESS

>> No.39662302

>>39662280
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon DX. They only have a limited time to play a Pokemon game from its release date. He didn't know that.

>> No.39662303

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1607161581657534466

>> No.39662307

>>39662041
Not them but he was fumbling with the eggs because his shitty gloves were slipping

>> No.39662320

>>39662280
He thought they had perms for all of the pokemon games and played pokemon mystery dungeon.

>> No.39662323

>>39662292
What spicy stuff did he say about management?

>> No.39662329

>>39662239
He confirmed that they (assuming management) didn’t double check if the perms were still good and found out after they expired.

>> No.39662345

>>39662272
night anon chu~

>> No.39662347
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>>39662292
I was actually going to ask about that the other day. What did he mention about management that was so bad?

>> No.39662350

>>39662280
Are you really asking that after this stream?

>> No.39662361

I feel mindbroken and I'm not sure which part did me in.

>> No.39662362

>>39662261
Sasuga Aniki, so he and his mom really do talk like that to each other after all. And yet he still had concernfags trying to scold him in chat for it.

>> No.39662365

>>39662302
Why is Gorimane actually fucking useless?

>> No.39662375

>>39662303
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY FUCKING DICK

>> No.39662380

>>39662156
Astel-senpai is going to beat the shit out of Axel...

>> No.39662388 [SPOILER] 
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magyume sis i'm ngmi...

>> No.39662392

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1607253601969127425
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1607253601969127425
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1607253601969127425

>> No.39662394
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https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1607149936029863937
What was the announcement?

>> No.39662404

>>39661897
I missed most of the stream god bless you

>> No.39662407

>>39662394
got nixed due to private stream probably

>> No.39662411

>>39662394
He's pregnant with my son

>> No.39662415

>>39662394
The delay was the announcement

>> No.39662425
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>>39662361
After Magni's fucking kino/slutty karaoke brought us to the highest highs, Axel took us over his knees and shattered us, only to put us back together with cursed bukkake whipped cream. We are all destroyed on this blessed day.

>> No.39662431

>>39662394
mane-chan is now his wife

>> No.39662433

>>39662394
He forgor

>> No.39662435

>>39662365
No other talents have had this kinda thing happened to them and Axel have done it twice

>> No.39662437

>>39662303
>Vespa isn't tall, flat or dumpy enough

>> No.39662439

>>39662394
The delay was the announcement

>> No.39662459

>>39662388
I died when he sang Santa Baby

>> No.39662462

>>39661897
I will now watch your homo

>> No.39662472

>>39662394
I think he just meant to say he was announcing there would be a delay.

>> No.39662475
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reminder we have tourists from the kino stream

>> No.39662484

>>39662415
>>39662439
>>39662472
he used "but"...

>> No.39662490

>>39662415
>but
Reading comp reps...

>> No.39662494

>>39662435
Australians sure are chaos incarnate

>> No.39662499
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>>39662475
we must say hello to them

>> No.39662502

>>39662484
eigo muzukashii

>> No.39662503
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>>39662475
Good

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>>39662475
I downloaded the magni stream, the armistice is still in effect until I go to sleep and I was told I missed out on kino so I will give it a shot

>> No.39662518

>>39662484
Esl prease understando

>> No.39662519

>>39661032
Do men really not understand that fujos just draw the straight men making out anyway? Their actual sexuality doesn't factor into the picture at all dude.

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>>39662503

>> No.39662527
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39662527

Well that was a stream alright

>> No.39662533

Is Aniki not going to release a cover this month?

>> No.39662534

>>39662484
As in "Just a heads up, but I'll be delaying the stream". English is hard for Aniki.

>> No.39662543

>>39662527
CUTE

>> No.39662544

Mane chan is going to die...

>> No.39662549

>>39662527
Send that to dingo lol

>> No.39662554

>>39662527
Artist?

>> No.39662556

>>39662519
men lack imagination, it's not worth trying to explain it sis

>> No.39662557
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that was a really fun stream

>> No.39662567
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>>39662517
enjoy the CREATIVIDAD karaoke

>> No.39662581

>>39662527
>kiss the cook
she did more than that...

>> No.39662586

>>39662347
Some aspect of management made him him clean up his act/ behave differently for a stream and someone else in management reversed that and apologized. There was discussion of the analytics that went into those decisions as well as revealing a little too much how their on-stream persona is subject to committee

>> No.39662594

>>39662525
the fucking cookie

>> No.39662598

>>39662459
I died when he fingered us live...

>> No.39662606

>>39662533
He was supposed to record at covers studio but he said the quality wasn’t good enough. Only good enough for voiceovers, so he has to rent out a studio now but they’re either really expensive or booked for the holidays

>> No.39662639

really wish he didn't hand feed mane-chan strawberries, the stream was fine until then and now i'm in tears. this is what being cucked feels like huh...

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>>39662586
>revealing a little too much how their on-stream persona is subject to committee
You mean to tell me that a group of Japanese ojisans and hags are the ones encouraging Magni to act like a whore on stream?

>> No.39662658

>Uproar new year outfits announced
Any day now Tempus...

>> No.39662667

>>39662606
cover doesn't have a good quality studio for song covers? nani? i hope they're working on getting one although good ones can be expensive

>> No.39662668

>>39662242
But that's not mega, anon

>> No.39662670

>>39662554
That guy's the artist kek
Mane-chan's design is a /mans/'s OC.

>> No.39662671

>>39662658
Cover hates them...

>> No.39662685

>>39662643
Maybe not encouraging but they surely aren't stopping him

>> No.39662697

>>39662643
Hey, if it works it works.

>> No.39662707

>>39662658
StarsJP HATES them, EN management are gonna give our boys their outfits after Uproar

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>>39662639
come home femunicorn-chan im joking GWS

>> No.39662715

>>39662643
I for one want to believe magni is being forced to be a whore by all the female management lusting over him

>> No.39662723

>>39662658
They're EN anon, they won't get shit

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literally 12 minutes in lmao

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>>39662639
leader would never hurt me like this hehe

>> No.39662743

>>39662643
JP Upper management want Axel to be more seiso and Axel told them to write the script and he would follow it. It hurt his numbers and people noticed he wasn’t being himself. EN Director (also a Japanese) told him to do whatever he wanted and to ignore them.

Because of this we assume that the same upper management with the new StarsJP manager were the ones that suspended Vesper

>> No.39662752

>>39662729
ABAYO

>> No.39662756

>>39662729
Small wrists and soft hair... uoooooohhhhhh

>> No.39662759

>>39662729
>Can we get some hair cake
Kek

>> No.39662762

>>39662639
Stupid menhera lol

>> No.39662770

>>39662729
>can we get some hair cake

>> No.39662775

>>39662723
>Watch this

>> No.39662781

>>39662639
Just self insert as mane-chan Jesus

>> No.39662784

>>39662708
>>39662762
i'm alright now, it was a platonic feeding. he had choice

>> No.39662787

>>39662729
So which of his parents is Australian? Or are they both Japanese immigrants?

>> No.39662792
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I spent Christmas watching their streams, it was a good Christmas. Tempus LOVE

>> No.39662796

>>39662730
Leader would love to hand feed Vesper

>> No.39662808

>>39662787
Probably both hafu unless his dad is just a weeb

>> No.39662810

>>39662787
Dad is the aussie

>> No.39662811

>>39662643
based ojisans and hags

>> No.39662817

>>39662730
>will cheat on you vs will lock you up in the basement and probably kill you
I will take my chances with the resident whores instead, thanks.

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>>39662796
Good thing I'm a fujoyume

>> No.39662825

>>39662784
I was platonic on his part, sure. Definitely not on mane-chan's part though.

>> No.39662841

>>39662670
>filename
Thought that was an image from twitter for a sec
I wanted to like it

>> No.39662857

>>39662825
how would (You) know?

>> No.39662863

>>39662394
that's what the oops tweet is about

>> No.39662867

>>39662730
Leader did it first with girldm as a bit

>> No.39662892

>>39662863
I hate this dingo.

>> No.39662896
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>>39662817
thats what makes it hot

>> No.39662906
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>> No.39662907

>>39662743
Man, JP upper management sound like assholes. Uproar bros...

>> No.39662910

>>39662394
Axelotls successfully impregnated him, watch the NGO vod anonchama

>> No.39662916

>>39662519
>>39662556
Sorry my existence troubles you

>> No.39662922

So is leader the only choice that is safe for Yumes?

>> No.39662924

>>39662729
JUUJIN MAFIA KAGEYAMA SHIEN

>> No.39662948

>>39662906
cute

>> No.39662955

>>39662841
It is, but I'll keep my word and won't say who, just search through their tags and you'll find the artist eventually

>> No.39662964

>>39662922
Isn't that his main appeal?

>> No.39662969

>>39662922
theyre all yume friendly if you arent a pussy

>> No.39662979

>>39662922
Yumes or unicorns?
The former they're all save (depends on your taste), the latter you might as well find your own husband or play otomege.

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>>39662922
Anyone but Axel is a safe option if you're flexible enough and don't mind skipping streams you know will upset you

>> No.39662987

>>39662792
Today was a good day indeed anon.

>> No.39662991

>>39662922
who fucking cares. the tempus boys were always going to be for the bros

>> No.39663021

>>39662527
Drawanon I missed you...

>> No.39663028

>>39662922
I guess he is the most comfortable to yume for but axel is the only one who kind of filters yumes

>> No.39663035
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>>39662922
Thank you for reminding me

>> No.39663043

>>39662979
vesper is unicorn friendly

>> No.39663044
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>>39662991
roru, rumao even
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1575710674088783872

>> No.39663069

>>39662922
Just be the minipuffin’s of Axel and you will get noticed by him

>> No.39663081

>>39662991
sure but it's inevitable >that audience also gets roped in with the bros

>> No.39663083

>>39663043
With how much he mentions council, no

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>>39662817
Weak. He locks you up to love you better, anon. You just need to understand that it's all for your own good...

>> No.39663089

>>39663044
yeah, bro friend experience

>> No.39663105

>>39663083
they treat him as a grandpa and his wizard status is secure, im not sure why unicorns would be scared by that

>> No.39663112

>>39663028
And here I thought he would be the most yume-friendly at the beginning...

>> No.39663117

>>39663044
There's no need to fight, sister.
He does whatever he wants anyway.

>> No.39663119

>>39663087
Hot.

>> No.39663132

>>39663083
He hates them, you’re fine.

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kek

>> No.39663140

>>39663044
you don't roleplay with your homies?

>> No.39663153

The streams were nice today. I never thought my shitty Christmas would end on a decent note but the boys saved me. Goodnight /MANS/, I hate w*men. I hope Mane-chan doesn't get fired.

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>>39662922
you don’t even watch any of the boys to know that basic knowledge, take that back to /cbdct/ whence you came.

>> No.39663166

>>39663153
night *chu*

>> No.39663164

>>39663131
Pretty sure that during the actual stream "Axel" was trending in the Food category.

>> No.39663178
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I'm sorry. Do we have femunicorns larping as our resident yumes/fujos? Leave this instant.

>> No.39663183

Mane chan was a nice manager while she lasted RIP

>> No.39663199

>>39663153
Good night fag I hate you too

>> No.39663200
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>>39663164
Yes lmao

>> No.39663203

>>39663043
No, he's not, now go back to /cbdct/

>> No.39663209

I missed altares stream so what happened in his?

>> No.39663211

>Mane-chan comes to the next meeting with messy hair and suspicious wet sounds from below

>> No.39663243

>>39662922
leader has talked about his exgfs and thirsted over hot video game women on stream enough times that I don't think hardcore yumes would be satisfied with even him despite his comfy chill streamer thing

>> No.39663269

>>39663209
he was really cheerful, talked about his christmas with his family, bantared with his sister who was watching his stream and finishing with an bit of an update on the podcast

>> No.39663271

>>39663209
It's like an hour, you can just dip in.
Thankfully he also has timestamps.

>> No.39663281

>>39663153
>Goodnight /MANS/, I hate w*men. I hope Mane-chan doesn't get fired.
Based and I agree bro

>> No.39663296

>>39661897
Bbbbbbbbased

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>This is Axel 1 year in

>> No.39663301

Why people think Axel was safe? or are they new?

>> No.39663306

>>39663269 (me)
*bantered *finished my esl comes out at 4am

>> No.39663315

if all it takes to be non-yume friendly is just talking/noticing a woman then you're weak and don't know the thrill of the chase

>> No.39663337

>>39663178
always, the axelschizo have morphed into larping as yumes/fujo to stir shit.

>> No.39663345

Crazy thing is that I actually predicted he was gonna show his head because he reached to get the knife minutes before the incident.

>> No.39663355

>>39662743
>It hurt his numbers and people noticed he wasn’t being himself
Which stream?

>> No.39663362

>>39663301
women are forgetful

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>>39663315
Those aren't yumes, anon...

>> No.39663379

>>39663301
Tourists.

>> No.39663381

>>39663153
Based. Goodnight dude

>> No.39663387

>>39662606
>>39662667
I'm not sure what he even meant by that because Suisei has said before they go to the studio to record original songs because the quality is better. It's been a long time since I saw that clip though so I don't remember if she actually specified it was Cover's.

>> No.39663391

>>39663243
>>39663243
yumes aren't unicorns, past relationships and vidya characters aren't too bad.

>> No.39663396

>>39663355
NTA but the srgeon simulator one

>> No.39663397

>>39663355
the amateur surgeon vod

>> No.39663400

>>39663209
Altare mentioned that he showed StarsJP's music to his mom and sister but was too embarrassed to show his own music to his family. He gave in and showed them the audio of his unreleased Homura cover and his mom criticized him again.
https://youtu.be/mEUiXsI1xoo?t=1882

>> No.39663410

>>39663243
Hardcore yumes like that would be mentally ill unicorns who are entirely dependent on their oshi/think they have a chance of dating the real person. Most women that I've seen that call themselves yumes acknowledge the fantasy of it all and don't have the strict rules like you're imagining

>> No.39663413

im a rubbernecking tourist but i will say that your dingo is very adorable, if a bit dumb, and ill tune into his stream next time

>> No.39663416

>>39663301
This one I have to give it to you. You're the newfag kek
Not that they matter anyway though.

>> No.39663417

>>39663355
If i'm remembering correctly, the surgeon one. I didn't even notice the stream he talked about it got privated

>> No.39663448

>>39662729
>HE IS NOT BALD
Insta 10/10, would husban´d

>> No.39663456

>>39663400
His mom is super unbased

>> No.39663464

>>39663400
>>39663269
why doesn't he ever mention his dad?

>> No.39663463

>>39663400
Thats so sad. Leader will never release a cover now

>> No.39663468

>>39663448
Do you think Vesper is bald and that's why he'll never trust Axel with handcam streams?

>> No.39663488

>>39663456
>his mom praised StarsJP singers but criticized her son
His mom is based.
Altare desperately needs vocal coaching.

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>>39662991
I'm not even a yume but this is pure cope. Enjoy the inevitable merch targeted to women.

>> No.39663494

>>39663464
He did, pretty much described him as a modern rooftop korean

>> No.39663495

>>39663464
He literally mentioned his dad in the same stream?

>> No.39663496

>>39663464
He does tho, I think twice just this week.

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>>39663413
glad you enjoyed the stream he's really a loveable idiot

>> No.39663512

>>39663464
Watch the stream.

>> No.39663524

Fuck, I'm going through the axel VOD now trying to find instances of mane-chan's giggles, any timestamp anons among us atm?

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>>39663413
Thankyou nice tourist! He's way more than "a bit dumb" but that's why we love him so much :D

>> No.39663532

>>39663413
most underrated tempus if we go by his debut week and sub count
probably the most improvement since debut in a short amount of time

>> No.39663536

>>39663491
Did they make those plastic stands or?

>> No.39663552

>>39663491
fine, take your merch. I meant the actual streams

>> No.39663557

>>39663391 literally have seen, /cbdct/ Schizos complain /here/ about axel thirsting over girls in the games.

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>>39663488
>altare needs a vocal coach
>axel needs a vocal coach
THEY ARE

>> No.39663587

>>39663400
Asian parents amirite?

>> No.39663594

Axelyumes/fujos, how long have you been staring and schlicking to Axel's yab image?

>> No.39663598

the mega for magnis karaoke had a file for the live chat, is there some method to play that alongside the vod I am missing?

>> No.39663610

>>39663536
No, that guy knows nothing.
Those merch are put out by management. Talents' merch are different.

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>> No.39663630

>>39663557
axel does it more often than alot of boys and that might filter some yumes but you can also see unicorns complain about shit like that

>> No.39663638

>>39663619
CUTE

>> No.39663641

>>39663598
ragtag dot moe should be able to play it, idk if there's other ways

>> No.39663640

>>39662729
he’s hair is dyed blond in the front, instead ikemen.

>> No.39663650

>>39663641
Thanks anon

>> No.39663668

>>39663594
we are blessed to see 1% of his power thank u

>> No.39663674

>>39663619
i love gorimane so much

>> No.39663689

>>39663491
Anon, most of the Tempus fanbase consists of males (Axel is 50/50, Vesper have more males than females and I assume that Magni too), so yeah, I don't think they'll make just women their target for merchs.

>> No.39663703

Goodnight dudes

>> No.39663708

>>39663491
Sister they can put a dingo perfume for a lil I care and I'll still buy it if it attracts the women. They have a mat with a half naked Altare? I'll put it to dry my damn shoes. They've got a bath towel with Nowa's face? I'll get it if it means getting a new towel that won't decay in a few years.

>> No.39663710

>>39663532
I love Axel, but the reason he improved the most is because he had the least streaming/audience interaction experience, by a very wide margin. There's a lot of room to improve when you're starting at a lower level than everyone else.

>> No.39663715

>>39663594
>fujos

>> No.39663732

>>39663703
Night

>> No.39663745

>>39663703
sweet dreams anon

>> No.39663757

>>39663710
true, wasn't trying to imply he was at the same level as the others at the start, it's just neat to see his whole arc develop live

>> No.39663773

>>39663689
might have been true around the debut..... not nowadays.... I would say the biggest male share is not more than 30%

>> No.39663786

>>39663710
the true idol experience

>> No.39663792

>>39663773
Are you fucking retarded? Axel and Vesper literally said it on stream

>> No.39663795

>>39663773
axel recently said his was 50/50 though.

>> No.39663813

>>39663732
>>39663745
Thank you, same to you!

>> No.39663825

>>39661897
I kneel

>> No.39663857

>>39663773
holy cope
GWS

>> No.39663875

i missed Axel kino because of work and all i know from the stream are second hand accounts. was someone able to archive it?

>> No.39663884

>>39663491
it wouldn't bother me. ill wear my tempura earrings with confidence.

>> No.39663891

>>39663875
scroll up

>> No.39663892

>>39663875
Scroll up Mane-chan

>> No.39663893

>>39663875
Yes please ctrl F

>> No.39663897

>>39663773
>coping this hard she makes up bullshit

>> No.39663903
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>>39663773
watch streams fujosister

>> No.39663904

>>39663875
>>39661897

>> No.39663922

>>39663875
Just read the thread anon

>> No.39663924

>>39663903
That's a yume anon, c'mon

>> No.39663928

>>39663773
we know for a fact that axel has an even split and nowa has about 7% more males viewing him though, it seems like it may be pretty equal but we don't know for sure

>> No.39663930

>>39663875
nigga read the thread

>> No.39663936

>>39663610
That's the point anonchama. It doesn't matter how they act on stream or what their content is, by the metric people use to consider Tempus "brotubers" then StarsJP would also be brotubers, but management still markets them to women with merch and events and I doubt Tempus will be any different when it gets to that point.

>> No.39663956

we're entering a timeloop

>> No.39663969

women this, men that, what's important is that both of you fucks better buy their merch when it comes out regardless of which demographic it's pandering to. if you can, at least.

>> No.39663977

Is this the fastest general on /vt/ now ?

>> No.39663978

Just ignore that weird guy that spends every thread going "TEMPUS FANS ARE MOSTLY MALE" like the audience gender percentages actually mean something. It's a fucking idiotic conversation every time.

>> No.39663980

idk wht you guys are talking about but i wanna fuckmagni

>> No.39663989
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Thinking hard of Axel in a white fluffy sweater getting pinned on the tabletop, crying and apologizing as he's roughly fucked by cover employee mobs to compensate for his yabs. But of course the little brat will do it again because he likes being punished.
I just wish my migraines didn't act up or I'd draw it in a heartbeat.
t. drawanon axelfujo

>> No.39663991

>>39663936
>management still markets them to women
This I concur. More like that's how it should be.
That's the management's job and women still needs their stuffs. Leave the unisex merch to the talents.

>> No.39663998

>>39663956
the gender ratio timeloop, what's the difference between fujo and yume timeloop, and spoonfeeding streams timeloop never stop in /mans/

>> No.39664006

>>39663956
It's literally one anon, also we are in dead hours so it's this, gender wars. /soc/, /lgbt/, /cm/ or posting rotten things

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>>39663978
i have my account marked as male even though im not just because

>> No.39664024

>>39663969
What’s important is that both the men and women in this thread should be fucking eachother right now just let me leave first, I don’t wanna watch or participate

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>>39663989
>Dingo after doing his seiso idol reps with management

>> No.39664035

>>39663969
Let me know if they are considering shipping to SEA, despite my ethnicity I actually am well-off

>> No.39664036
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I really wanted that vod. We didn’t even last 15 minutes

>> No.39664037

>>39663969
I will, all I'm saying is that we're gonna get mixed merch instead of pandering to one gender, and I think that's a really good thing

>> No.39664039

>>39664024
No, you stay, we WILL fuck you and you WILL like it

>> No.39664055

>>39664036
oh boy, do i have news for you
>>39661897

>> No.39664068

Do you think Axel would last long in bed

>> No.39664081

>>39663773
Hopefully this will be true eventually.

>> No.39664091

>>39664068
I think he couldn't handle my needs

>> No.39664103

>>39664068
Speaking from experience, the more excited you are, the less likely you will last long in bed.

>> No.39664104

>>39664068
i think if he wants he can sleep for 16 hours

>> No.39664108

>>39664081
In your dreams maybe.

>> No.39664113

>>39663491
>once cover realises these are not selling theyre gonna start pushing them into bfe

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Thread is so dead no one will notice I will start to bite on purpose

>> No.39664149

>>39664039
No… i don’t want to be touched by fujos

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>>39663689
Several StarsJP members have numbers like those, it doesn't matter. As a brand they're marketed to women, even if they put out "bro" merch women will still buy it in droves. Not all of the merch is blatantly yumebait anyway.

>> No.39664166

>>39664055
Oh, im stupid. Thank you o7

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>>39664149
What about the fudans?

>> No.39664187

>>39664037
it is. i really like that tempus has a balanced fanbase so that no "side" gets left out

>> No.39664196

>>39664156
That's so goofy kek

>> No.39664203

did vod reps from archive bro, thanks for the psychic damage. Now I want to learn how to bake....

>> No.39664206

>>39662549
Nah, it's a /mans/ thing so even if I crosspost it won't be tagged
I know you're /here/, Dingo

>>39663021
Yeah sorry m8, work takes up time yanno. I'll try to drop by more often in any case

>> No.39664210

>>39663491
Didn't Yagoo say that Stars' aim was at younger men, since all of Hololive's fans are ojisans?

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>>39664156
>As a brand they're marketed to women
that's not what yagoo said, he literally said it was marketed to men

>> No.39664239

>>39664171
Sorry leader, I’m not gay, I’ve rejected men before too

>> No.39664296

>>39664012
You will never be a woman, Magni

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>>39664220
Marketed to both, male vtubers that appeal to male viewers while being enjoyed by female viewers too

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>>39663989
GWS drawanon, there's so much material from the baking stream to work with

>> No.39664316

>>39664210
dunno about StarsJP, but according to yagoo EN is marketed to both genders

>> No.39664322

Was it ever confirmed if it really was a floor gang stream?

>> No.39664369

Reminder that Nowa doesn't hate (you)

>> No.39664376

>>39664303
>male vtubers that appeal to male viewers while being enjoyed by female viewers too
wouldn't that be just males being males?

>> No.39664399

>>39664203
The way he just orders her around is pretty funny. Im also incredibly jelly.

>> No.39664404

>>39664303
AHAHAHA WOMEN ARE AN AFTERTHOUGHT

>> No.39664433

Ogey

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>>39664376
Always has been.

>> No.39664444

>>39664006
The rotten thing is new for me, guess it's always happen when I'm sleeping.

>> No.39664446

>>39664376
depends on what males got hired but yeah

>> No.39664487

>>39664444
In called it rotten because of the literal translation of the Fujoshi/Fudanshi term, it's just yaoi posting

>> No.39664499

>>39662394
our marriage
t. manager

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>axel's vod has 628 downloads

>> No.39664515

>>39664376
Yeah, everyone takes Yagoo's comment so seriously but what he describes is literally how StarsJP have always been. He has also said before he wanted more kaigai to watch StarsJP, even though StarsJP have always had more kaigai fans than domestic, so I wouldn't take whatever he says to heart that much.

>> No.39664562

>>39664156
>As a brand they're marketed to women
A male idol group will automatically be attractive/directed to women. It's an interesting phenomenon to see.
Altare plays pew pew games and gory horrors, something that doesn't directly pander to women and yet they're still there. Roberu also basically talks about topics uncouth for an afternoon stream yet housewives still watch him and reply in chat.
The same thing happens to Holo, so I guess that's just how it is.

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>>39664028
HOT!!!! ToT

>>39664304
Thankyou anon!! I already have some things cooking in my files but this stream kicks my brain into overdrive ToT It's painful being an axelotl

>> No.39664574

>>39664369
False

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I want to give him a sloppy toppy

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>>39664303
>>39664316
Keep coping, we will become their main target like JP and you WILL like it

>> No.39664602

>yesterday 2pm jst
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1606882212758290432
>today 2pm jst
https://twitter.com/vestiazeta/status/1607244240438071297?s=20&t=5VoRBFLF2XsK2zDypzGqqQ
Fucking love these type of crumbs

>> No.39664612
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>Feeds manager on stream
>Flirtatious without even intending to be
>Gives genuinely good love advice
>Has multiple female Holos as close acquaintance's
>Has had countless girls chase after him
>His oshi ate his cake

Axel Syrious, more like Axel Rizzious

>> No.39664645

>>39664602
>cold ramen

>> No.39664651

MANS... where are the schedules?

>> No.39664669

>>39664612
i've been chased by multiple girls but i have the charisma of a bisected piranha

>> No.39664703

Can you guys stop gendering warring and be horny instead? I can’t believe I’m encouraging /soc/ shit to move away from this dumb /#/s tier topic

>> No.39664713

>>39664651
altare said tomorrow morning, magni dunno but probably tomorrow afternoon
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1607051493626253312?s=20
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1606904199819976704?s=20

>> No.39664719

>>39664651
Just 2 so far
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1607051493626253312?s=46&t=OC3x7J5gjh8knAFb-1PWMA
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1606904199819976704?s=46&t=OC3x7J5gjh8knAFb-1PWMA

>> No.39664749

>>39664719
>>39664713
>Three houses
Why not three hopes?

>> No.39664752

I need the mane-chan timestamps, sisters

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>>39664703

>> No.39664795

>>39664749
How would you play Three Hopes without playing Three Houses?

>> No.39664799 [SPOILER] 
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Thread is so dead no one will notice me being horny

>> No.39664823

>>39664780
>>39664799
That was quick

>> No.39664839

>>39664795
Three hopes isn't it's standalone narrative?

>> No.39664897

Im too tired to be horny

>> No.39664927
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God damn todays streams were kino fucking sucks neither were archived I hope someone clipped magnis bits and btw since it's dead hours anyone with pokemon want a free shiny eevee? I got like 9 to spare since i was trying to get a female one and failed just let me know and I'll set up a code

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Thread is so dead no one will notice me posting a cute cat

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>>39664897

>> No.39664947

>>39664799
i didnt want to be horny today AIIEEEEEEE

>> No.39664974

>>39664897
You're not wrong. Today was stimulant overload between all of the streams and Vesper space. I'm satisfied.

>> No.39664987

>>39664937
>grey, blue eyes
MEIDOOOOOSSS

>> No.39664999

>>39664590
Yeah two more weeks right? This ain't your thread /cbdct/-whore

>> No.39665004

>>39664974
This 100%. We almost got fed too well. I feel like I've been forced to eat several pounds of caviar.

>> No.39665010

>>39664937
CUTE CUTE CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAA

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