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Story recap. There were two stories posted last thread:

JK - Joshi Koyosei >>80801019
Tags: Koyori, NSFW, greentext

Late Night >>80840346
Tags: Fluff

Are we doing bikini OPs during summer?

Koyo sex with... Sakamata!

>>80970975
I'm just baking summer-themed breads.

I don't want to sound like I'm some kind of faggot but do you ever wonder what it would feel like to be the chuuba yourself, get ravaged by a big muscular man with a hard and hot violently throbbing cock and then get a massive load of sperm shot inside you?

>>80972522
you and that one femanon, I suppose.
on a somewhat similar note this makes me think of an idea where you fuck the shit out of a chuuba than get body swapped and she fucks you just as aggressively.

>>80972677
I'm more partial to you both getting genderbent. A chuuba would probably go feral if she saw her anon suddenly turn into a cute girl.

>>80972771
also some cheekly payback for all the crazy things you've done to her in the past.

>>80972997
As well as some vindication when they find out that being the one with the dick ain't always so easy.

>>80973305
Rule 63 Holojourney joke episode when?

>>80973457
NTA but that's been planned out before

>>80972677
Femanons dont exist and if they do they are gay as fuck>>80972677

>>80973718
cover up the secrets all you like, you've already been exposed femanon!

>>80973305
Some of the girls could probably use the experience of being jerked off beyond what feels good.

>>OP
Thanks for fufilling my request, OP!

>>80975036
YOU FOOL THAT'S AKAI HAATO

>>80975036
fake fan exposed

>>80970801
Haachama modifies her bikini to provoke a reaction out of you

>>80972677
>you and that one femanon, I suppose.
It was just a joke, it's not like I'm actually into stuff like that. Good grief!

>>80976550
>It was just a joke, it's not like I'm actually into stuff like that.
then why did you say it, tsundere-femboy-kun?

>Come up with a really baller line just before going to bed
>Want to use it ASAP but also don't want to waste it

>>80976670
It was just a little bit of banter with the lads

>>80976710
Just throw it in there then take it out if any of your beta readers notice.

>>80976737
I choose not to believe you for now. But i'll probably either change my mind within the next few hours or forget entirely, but for now I don't believe you

>>80976737
NOTHA DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TRUE BREXIT GEEZER

>>80978303
god, I wanna eat (insert classic british delicacy that isn't fish n' chips here) off her naked bidy

>>80978477
well you have quite the catalog to pick from liz isnt THAT much of a bong but its fun to imagine her making soggy pies

>>80972771
>Have a huge crush on Reine
>Ask her out and get rejected
>Get struck with a curse that turns you into a girl
>She's all over you now and can barely restrain herself, offers to 'help you adjust' until the curse wears off
Later, you find out she was the one who got you cursed in the first place

>>80975352
>>80975512
I was under the impression that we don't call her 'Akai Haato' and that we call her 'Haachama'.

>>80979214
ever since the dimensional merge akai haato and hachaama are two different entities

>>80972522
No, but I do fantasize about getting raped by another Futa Chuuba.
I also like to imagine myself as the futa chuuba raping other chuubas

Pekora just became one of the sexiest holos after this outfit

>>80980393
I don't know the lore nor do I care about it but next you'll tell me that Bijou's name is NOT Biboo bagins.

>>80980542
>became
always was

The link of 10 Inches of Buffpup takes me to the archive of our own login page, I think the link on the archive is broken

>>80981283
That's a problem on the original work's end. Since I tried to access it to test and it just says I don't have access to view that page. Thems the breaks with commissioned works sometimes.

i hate that i find filian's voice and laugh so hot, her model so sex and her content is so fun and yet she's a piece of shit to the point that i start writing and inmediatly freeze like 200 words in

>>OP
Haato's tits are way too small here.

>>80980549
Don't worry, her name is in fact Biboo Baggins. It's just that she joined after the dragon had already been hit with the Red Arrow.

>>80982374
How about scenarios in which she's not doing so well? Or write a redemption arc, or an alternate version of her
>>80980779
>>80980542
I'll have to agree with Miko on this one

Did the paradise lost author delete everything, even from google docs?

>>80983206
Pretty much, at least from what was communicated by that one anon who managed to reach the author via them previously commissioning Weirdanonv2.

>>80982776
Gonna be perfectly honest with you anon, I wasn't expecting you to play along with the 'Biboo Baggins' bit and was half expecting you to think I'm idiotic for thinking that when people who the name 'Biboo', I instantly think of 'Bilbo Baggins'.

I'll remember to seperate Akai and Haccahama next time.

>>80983518
Man, he was my favorite...

>>80981691
Please tell me the author didn't have a menhera moment and deleted it...

>>80984606
Probably not. Those buffpuff pieces were paid for by someone, so it's more likely they just wanted it taken down or something. I'm pretty sure that same author wrote several pieces about buffpuff pounding boy ass.

>>80983735 (me)
We may be back

If you love a fic, make a copy - local, on your Google Docs, on rentry...

Pekora should pee on me

>>80986318
No, can we go back to the incest and height fetishes instead?

>>80986496
i like pee fetish a lot better. We should talk about various vtubers taking long, healthy streams all over my face and chest. That's way more fun.

We can make it incest related though. I mean who better to pee on you than your vtuber sister?

I'm sorry for being such a sick degenerate, but are any fics where you hold hands with a chuuba?

>>80988417
Got a specific chuuba in mind? There's a few works out there that have some cute hand holding scenes.

>>80988982
Are there any with Advent or Justice yet?

>>80970763
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTTXEEoE4BEdwZ2go2BNsH_-XkkWlStQQA2hBCUhHnqg20E65gHLR_XBm99qZLHPPNiJ5qKcp8bVHk5/pub

Justice looks for a job
TAGS: Elizabeth Bloodflame, Raora Panthera, Gigi Murin, Cecilia Immergreen,comedy, parody, meta, SFW

I let sillyness take over me. Enjoy this slop

>>80989421
That got a chuckle outta me, thanks anon.

>>80989421
Why yes, I'll take one unshaved hag to go please.

I want to plap a manko and I want to get laid

>>80986105
I sadly haven't made any progress getting my home servers up to take a stab at automating the Hard Archive process for the same reasons I haven't been writing much, if at all lately.
If I have some time, I'll try to pull another manual hard archive soon though.

>>80991880
Plap plap plap

Live

>>80993361
Why?

So the best way to write Kiara in character is just to have her attempt to steer every conversation into how great of a person she is right? Or make any group feat into her accomplishment?

>>80994212
Being an egg nowadays is super embarrassing man

>>80994325
my wife on our summer vacation

>>80994212
I can't say that I've watched Kiara all too much but that feels like an obviously malicious catalog narrative. The impression I've got is that she's just a super direct no bullshit type of person who can't help but set the record straight regardless of the optics. She has a pretty grating personality, sure, but she doesn't seem like an egomaniac to me.

>>80994314
Some anons can't let go.....

>>80994616
I hope your wife has a white bush to go with the tan skin.

Oh hey an ad

>>80994325

>>81001135
my half elf wife is so hot

>>80991880
>>81001135
lamenting that you havent fucked in years and getting Flare to give you a pity friend fuck
and then 3 hours later, when she's out of breath, telling you to please give her a break

>>80989421
Alright that got a good smile out of me. Good work Anon, glad I'm not the only one who had a "/wg/ obsessions" meta fic in mind, complete with an AA I mean Shiori bait and switch ending

>>80989421
Poor Iroha
...
Your comedic shitpost style is great. It's like a build up of jokes all tuned to landing an uppercut of an end joke.

>>81001135

Now that I read Rusty's stuff I cant stop thinking about gagging on Buffpup's beast cock

>>80994212
>>80995347
You have to understand that Europeans are just like this in general, especially Germans and German-adjacent people. They tend to be blunt with their emotions and don't slow that pace for others, because they're used to being treated that way socially. It's a catalog narrative. Go in her thread and ask what anons like most about her, then you'll get a better idea.

>>80994212
>>80995347
>>81013653
As an ex-kfp, it's not just a german thing, yeah, the repetetive use of "I" is an ESL thing. But even before she started being Kiara she was a self-centered person who only cares about her

>>81013787
Yes anon, we totally believe you were a "former kfp".

>>81017315
I was until 2021

>>81017639
Now write about hatefucking Kiara's tits!

I managed to get over 5k words written today,

>>81019599
Did you run out of daily words mid sentence?

>>81022774
built for nonstop pampering

>>81019599
Nicely done, bro. Hope you can keep up the momentum

>>81022809
she strikes me as more of a Huggies girl

>>80970801
Sex with Kronii while she tries to be really cute

>>81024270
>Kronii knows your type was always the more airheaded bimbo type
>Still occasionally gets self-conscious so she gets all cutesy and clingy
>You see through it instantly, but she seems to enjoy it sometimes so you don't let her know you aren't falling for it

>>81001135
>>80994325
Every holo should have at least one outfit where they're tanned

>>80970801
Koyori giving (You) what she thinks is a love potion but instead it's a hate potion and she seems like she just can't think of a way to make the antidote

>>81001135
>'Flare will never milk the life out of you by wringing your dick dry nonstop with her delicious looking breasts.'

Why live?

>>81031742
To write fanfiction about it

>>81028231
The thing is that Kronii is already super fucking girly but I get what you're saying and Kronii trying to be a bimbo type would make my dick diamonds hard

>>81030589
And maybe she likes manipulating you into rough hatefucking, but gets conflicted about it?

>>81030589
this makes me think that in her attempt to make a cure for the hate potion, she accidently keeps making other potions that alter Anon's feelings, Like a sad potion or a joy potion, or a potion that makes you irrationally scared of koyori

>>81032899
That just makes me think the last three chemicals have to be a lust potion, a love potion, and the cure negating it all.
With story climaxing around the point where Koyori nails you with the lust potion, finding the strength to not get raped by you and finally hitting you with the love potion... That then leads to her finding her heart, curing you, then crying alone until the epilogue where you actually did fall in love with her.

>>81030589
"- You have lost your mind. Love is divine.
- Nonsense. Fire was also considered divine until Prometheus stole it - now we boil water with it. I shall do the same with love. Not for myself - for everyone. People shall stop suffering and reach happiness.
- Everyone?
- Everyone, no exceptions.
- What if someone doesn't want to live in bliss?
- Then they shall die. Everyone will get what they wanted."

>>80970801
>Anon's high school life has just begun!
>On his first day of class, he bumps into this beautiful pink-haired first year student!
>She's really nice, pretty, and a great cook too!
>And she has massive honkers for her age!
>She can be a bit strange at times (says things like "I'm totally a high schooler!" and such), but she's perfect!
>And they're now dating! It's been a few weeks already, and it's great!
>It's actually Lui and oh fuck oh shit she's dating a high school boy she's done it now oh god

>>81030589
This is a really good premise, but I don't really know much about what Koyori's like.

>>81034001
Is this what Stockholm syndrome is like?

>>81035376
You could write it with other chuubas you know better, too. Maybe adapt it to them

>>81035702
No it's Koyori becoming the True Demon Lord that will save humanity no matter the cost.

>>81036136
Oh, its not? I thought it was because you are being forced to love someone against your will.

...Not that there's anything wrong with that mind you. I would gladly give away my free will to experience 'eternal bliss' because love in general is something I cannot experience.

>>81036032
anon… I only really know the ENs… I'm sorry, i was pasting in hopes i could get somebody to give me a briefing on koyori's main characteristics…

>>81036365
Nothing wrong with using an EN. But if you want to know about Koyo, go to /mayo/ and explain yourself there.

Wake up

>>81036365
>>81035376
Koyo is bouncy, energetic and loves talking with people, as well as hugging them. She's sure of where she stands in terms of different skills and strengths, making her confident but not cocky. This also means she's understanding of her limitations, but not exactly humble, if that makes sense. She finds a sure-footed middle ground. Koyo's most impressive aspect is the fact that she's a monster when it comes to productivity. On top of her 2-3 streams a day she's also doing recordings, projects and hanging out with her friends. She often finishes games in one sitting while keeping the same hyper energy all throughout the stream. One thing I like about her is that she doesn't pretend to be a saint or overly sensitive, but I don't really mean that in a serious way. As an example, she doesn't hesitate to sacrifice her friends in a game to move forward, and she likes it when (some) bad guys in video games or general media die because she believes they deserved it, even if the game/movie/show had painted the character differently. Oh, and the "Brains of Holox" isn't just a title. While I'm pretty sure she has a degree of some kind, it's not so much academic smarts she's good at but rather business smarts. I won't go into PL stuff but she's great at managing things, pleasing audiences and making connections/networking. Also loves lewd jokes.
Like the other Anon said, you might be better off going to /mayo/ since they could give you something more concrete.

Or like, watch streams.

>>81039179
Can't wake up

>>81039179
I can't Nyx Assassin is holding my brain hostage

Up

>Page 8

So uhh, how about those wips?

>>81040023
That's pretty impressive.

So what fics have you been reading lately anon?

>>81045672
I read Lost and Found Chapter 3. It was good.

>>81045672
I've been reading all Aqua fics that looked interesting at first glance. Next up are Ayame's.

>>81002933
where'd the other half of her go?

>>81047454
>I've been reading all Aqua fics that looked interesting at first glance.
Any that you liked or stood out to you?

>>81049424
If I had to pick favorites I'd pick Melancholy of Minato Aqua and also Shion Grows a Spear. Stacy Pacification, Little Big Auntie and Our Cures are fine but they don't have enough Aqua.

>>80970801
enemies to lovers!

>>80990048
>>80990129
>>81005107
>>81006161
thanks a lot for reading. Life is weird these days so sometimes i just want to write (but i cant).
These shitty lolsorandom fics help me stay sane because i dont have to constantly try and polish them

>>81049794
>Gigi purposefully positioning herself as your rival in order to fulfill her enemies to lovers fantasy

>>80970801
Anon gets kidnapped by AZKi until he finishes his WiPs, thinking he's finally free, only to get locked in his room by Shiori until it's edited to her standards.

>>81053083
Imagine slaving away editing a fic, only for Shiori to tell you that you mixed up your and you're. Again

Survive

Perish

>>81053083
Is there a reward?

>>80970763
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRxN2GG_8NJprIDVKFRGebR7HbOwFevVV-ThGW2z9L_OiHdiQBuWHYIIp8hana8YwARrHRrwVmQgH4j/pub

The years fly by
TAGS: Yuzuki Choco, some mentions of NSFW,getting old, fluff

hey two stories in a same thread! im not avoiding real life responsabilities by working on stray wips!

Jokes aside, this concept was really living on my head and since i had some time free i decided to work on it until i finished it. The choco ideas helped shape it, since initially it was a Nerissa concept.

As always, appreciate all kind of feedback and posible mistakes you might find that i missed

>>80989421
I really liked the joke about Grem. Perfect delivery.

>>80989421
Metahumor that's actually funny? Well done.

>>81057417
I think you captured the feeling of being an aging husband and wife perfectly; the fits of insecurity, the longing for resentment as that sometimes validates the internal resentment you have for yourself, and the unconditional acceptance and love. It's a beautiful little piece that nails what it means to want to grow old together.

You got a few missing spaces and periods here and there
The touch,the feel.
The two beasts once more dance together - which might flow off the tongue better if it was The two beasts dance together once more, (but that just might be a personal preference.)

Nothing really stuck out at me other than that. I also really liked the background you included to the relationship and Choco herself.

I know it was a few days ago, but thanks to everyone who gave me that pep talk on how not to get so weighed down with critique and such. That really did help. I just finished half a chapter and I can feel the block completely removed. Appreciate all the feedback. Not sure if this upcoming chapter will be any good, but I'll see about putting it in front of a beta writer once it's finished. I'm glad I took the chance to ask for some advice.

I need a cool, flashy title for a made-up cigarette brand. Something ultra masculine and over the top but not like too crazy.

>>81061290
I'm really happy to hear that. Your chapters are important to me and, dare I say, /wg/ as a whole.

>>81061468
Dragship, also now in Dragship lite.

>>81061468
Matchlock (like the guns you have to light the fuses on)
Mort Noire (french for 'black death)
Hellhound/Hellcat

>>81061468
Deadwood
Undertow
Never Knows

>>81061770
>>81061863
>>81062237
All these are good. I'll see which one I like best

>>81050317
Sometimes a bit of tom foolery is the perfect way to relax. Keep giving it your all, life will smooth itself out for you soon.

>>80970801
A God of War style story with (You) hunting down Council, but instead of brutally killing them, you're having brutal sex with them

>>81064587
Do they end up liking it?

>>81065049
Sure, though some could take several tries for that to happen.

>>81065370
>>81065049
>hey fauna did you like the brutal sex
>no
>let's try again tomorrow then

>>81065655
>Ugh...Give me a sec. Let me put a song for inspiration
https://youtu.be/9a4Rx7T_lwc?si=xI_gE50dJlF-_s4F

>>81064587
Bae is the easiest one to brutal segs but she's technically the strongest so that's an issue

When is Polka going to write a story?

>>81067628
AA's a Zain does that count

>>81064587 (me)
Hi, I would like to add something else to this.
Others girls can get brutally sex as "collateral damage" if you want

>>81068714
No because AA is Shiori.

>>81066631
You just have to romance her a little before

>>80970801
Pekora is a NEET who gets a small allowance from her parents and Marine is an aspiring mangaka. They are roommates in a shitty apartment building where the apartments are tiny and walls are thin; you can hear everything going on in the other apartments. They are only barely scraping by and every little win they get is like Christmas to them. Marine always tells Pekora to get a job but Pekora's retort is that the allowance she gets is more money than Marine brings to the table with her art.

>>81069813
this but money trouble has them get a third roommate who is a tall black man with an enormous penis who they both fall in lust with and who fucks them all night long

>>81061468
Smoka Tokas

>>81068835

>>81069813
Let me smuttify your prompt and drastically reduce its quality:
Marine meets a nice guy at the bar. They connected over being penniless artists (guy draws commissions over the internet) but after a few dates they don't have a place to chill together in privacy.
Pekora is strictly "no strangers in our house" person, so the dude sneaks in through a third floor window, catches Marine by surprise with his execution of yobai and they have very awkward sex trying not to wake Pekora up

>>81071927
Show us your tits, AA

>>81072251
This but the dude sneaking in while the lights are out ends up in Pekora's bed, had bed breaking sex while the lights are out, then wakes up to see Marine in shock when she finds the two if them together.

>>81071576
Smoka Towas...

>>81061770
>>81061863
>>81062237
NTA but how do you guys come up with this stuff so quickly?

>>81071576
>>81073138
Devil's Due would make a great cigarette brand name

I've decided to go with Matchlocks. Perfect the name for what I'm going for. Thanks my friends.

>>81057417
Man this is sweet as hell. ‘Comforting older women about their insecurities’ has to be my favourite genre. I’d recommend using more contractions where possible since “you are” doesn’t sound very natural in normal dialogue.

>>81073328
Mostly just took the request and made it stupid.
>You drag a cigarette
Slap a suffix on that can be a mode of travel, so that nicotine takes you on a relaxing journey.
>Dragship

It's also like >>81074098 said, try not to overthink it. Half the time shit you are just trying to make the fuck up comes better when you aren't trying too hard. Also I lost too, comrade.

Live

>>81073328
You have to consider that the 10:1 rule applies here. For every 10 readers, 1 person will reply.

>>81078563
And if it's smut, for every ten readers, ten will cum and one will reply

>>81079408
>Someone says they came to my smut
>They don't send me a picture of their jizz on top of one of my paragraphs
Fakers, all of you.

>>81080077
How are they gonna read what comes after if their screen is covered in semen?

>>81080077
I have considered doing this before but decided there's probably a limit to what most people want to be told when it concerns someone else jerking it to their smut

>>81081685
pussy no balls

>>81081153
If my work was good, their cum should be transparent by the time they're done with it.

>>81083031
That's one way to think about it I guess.

>Delete the good parts of his WIP while he's asleep, Mogojan.

>>81086951

No dying! Just gotta 'eep it up

>>81086951
Touch Anon's hard work, and I'll give you an ammeture spaiding

>>81089990
I need to mate with Fauna

>>81091942
I concur. Does Fauna make love? Or does she fuck?

>>OP

>>81094713
>Or does she fuck?
Like an animal

>>81102168
AZKi killed so many anons there's no one left to keep the theads alive...

>>81091942
>>81094713
>>81099966
Fauna topping her energy off with some protein straight to her stomach

>>81090236
Ammeture spaiding?

>>81069327
So you are saying She's getting cucked?

>>81103576
In my defense, I didn't know it was spelled "Spaying"

>>80970763
Dokibird War, Chapter 3 is up! Elira must face her monarch's wrath and must come to grips with the realization that she must crush her own sister. But if it is necessary to maintain her power, she then crush her she will.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56524732/chapters/146361316

>>81071927
Not to be off-topic but did Pierce Broson get a face lift or something? he's like, looking REALLY square face right now.

Do you guys prefer when a series drops in installments or all at once?

>>81105586
installments are easier to digest for readers, in my opinion.

>>80809135
How the hell is this a scrapped first chapter? This is pretty much content complete, and like actually pretty good outside of the 'This Ame killed other Ame's parents' thing kind of coming out of nowwhere.
Like I'd fucking read a whole series of this since the prose is so good.
Can I ask why you scrapped it?
>>81105586
I prefer as a reader when series are actually serialized since it actually lets the thread feedback be relevant. I love when a full fucking series comes out of the blue like our cures but man, seeing a fic come out and get better with each chapter is an experience.

good luck with your writing endeavors today, bros.

>>81103928
And amateur?

>>81107821
phone posting failed me again.
I was trying to say "amateur" in case you didnt know

>>81107035
Thanks, I'm writing about you and your three wives

>>81108536 (me)
wait, no, I did spell it right...

>>81106016
The long and short of it is I got pretty lazy lol
For the life of me, I couldn't figure out a way to resolve the deal with Our!Ame killing the other Ame's parents
The backstory I thought up for it was that 1325 was put up to killing the other Amelia's parents to see how it would affect that timeline. The Timepiece was a military project, so they wanted to see how potent it was, and it was sure potent alright.
After this, I went on to make another project and just never got back to it, really

>>81105586
I think it elevates a series when you read it over a long period of time instead of getting it over and done with like you're banging some fat ugly slag

>>81105586
Contrary to what other anons are saying, I prefer a massive drop all at once. Mostly because I don't like waiting for a new chapter, so if I don't know the series doesn't exist to begin with I can't get impatient. I also tend to forget the previous events of chapters when a new one releases so I find myself needing to go back and reread stuff.

>>81086951
I WORKED HARD ON THAT YOU BITCH

Time for some correction...

I'm going to give correction to this bratty fic! I'll fill her pages with compelling storytelling written in 100% correct grammar and absolutely fucking ravage that little bitch with my spellchecker!

>>81113192
>*TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE*
>GET WRITTEN GET WRITTEN GET WRITTEN GET WRITTEN!!!!!

>>81113389
>CLACK CLACK CLACK
>I'm sorry Anon-ojisama for underestimating adults, please forgiv- AAAAAAH IT HURTS IT HURTS OJISAMA IT HURTS PLEASE FORGIVE ME OJISAMA ANON-OJISAMA AHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>CLACK CLACK CLACK

>>81105586
Waiting for a new chapter is an experience. In fanfics, it's a curse.
>Oh man, that was so fucking good. I NEED to know what happens-
>Last updated: July 2016

I do agree that seeing an author and his fic grow is also a great experience in itself.

>>81110741
alright, I wasn't going to ask, but why is korone riding a parasaurolophus?

>>81114634
Rich people have eccentric hobbies sometimes

>>80970801
A dangerous brain eating parasite had broken out, and the materials required to makea cure are locked in a place with brain-eating evil zombies
You have to send Aqua, Nene, and Mel inside to retrieve it, who are immune because they don't have a brain. Sadly, leading a horse into a well doesn't mean you can make it drink.

>>80970801
Cheating on Mio because she's a boring worthless nerd.

>>81117030
t.aiga

>>81117030
Denied.

>>81117030
She's my nerd and I love her.

>Someone over in /vtsg/ on /trash/ of all places is making a Reine-Nephew incest fic and saying they're emulating ALS which had the "perfect mix of porn and plot"
Well, I guess that's one way to get more bird pussy...

>>81118150
Now where have I heard that before?

>>81118150
Wait a minute, is this what I think it is
It is, isn't it

>>81118207
>>81118252
Enlighten me

>>81118304
I think they might be referring to the goldfeather anon since he effectively got chased out of here due to not getting why he was being annoying.

>>81104680
That's Kyle MacLachlan, anon

>>81118480
Oh, I see. I didn't know that because I don't follow TV actors (if he is one) nor do I watch stuff on the telly.

He looks like he'd fit right in with Pulp Fiction or anyother gangster film your dad would love to watch every Friday night.

>>81117030
I will fucking kill you

>>81105586
Depends. For fanfiction, I'd like to drop it wholesale because serializing a work (and dropping consistent releases) takes a lot of prep work, especially if it's a long series. From a few months up to a year (especially if it's an original work and not fanfiction).
By then, I would've already completed something novel-length anyway. Now, editing the entire goddamn thing on the other hand...

>>81118150
theres another chuuba fanfiction thread outside of here?

>>81119206
No, /vtsg/ is just people posting chuubas getting railed and talking about what they'd like to do to them and why they think they're hot. Think of it like a mask off horni thread. Potentially a lot gayer with ERP and shit.

>>81118897
I recommend watching Twin Peaks, anon. You might like it, if only for how nostalgic it feels.
To keep this chuuba-related, I'll paste in this little ditty I wrote:
>Intro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFMaEIHIrGw
>Out on her usual fishing trip by the lake, Watame Tsunomaki noticed a peculiar sight by the rock on the shore. The tide had gone low, revealing gravel, shells... and a corpse.
>But it wasn't just any corpse, oh no. It was the corpse of the most beautiful woman in Holo Passage: Sora Tokino.
>"Nene, this is Watame," she said on the phone with the police station, still shaken by what she saw. "Get Subaru on the horn."
>Surprised by a call from Watame of all people so early in the morning, the receptionist looked around and spotted Subaru drinking coffee.
>"Officer! It's Watame up at the mill," she said. "I'm gonna transfer her call to the black phone next to your duck figurine, the one on the left that we dusted off last week? The one at the, uh..."
>Of course, Police Officer Subaru Oozora couldn't make heads or tails of what Nene was talking about.
?"The red phone! Yeah," Nene clarified, gesturing to the phone on Subaru's desk, next to the duck figure, though vaguely as the phone was buried under a few case folders Subaru hadn't cleaned up yet. Folders she had to stash away as the phone began ringing. She picked it up.
>"Morning, Watame. Subaru here-"
>"She's deaaad," Watame moaned over the line. It seemed like she had to gather her strength, her breathing heavy before almost every word. "Wrapped in plaaastic!"
>"H-Hold on, Watame!" The officer began running the calculations in her head. A death in Holo Passage? She couldn't believe it. The first one in decades... "Where?"
>"A-At the mill. Hurry!"
>"Okay... you stay right there. I'm on my way!"
>Subaru put the phone down, got herself a gun, her peaked cap, and her trusty coat. It was going to be a long day.
>"Better get Doctor Choco," she told Nene. "Tell her to meet me up at the Pavolia Mill, the dock right below the dam. And roust Aqua out of bed, tell her to get her butt up there NOW."
>Seemingly bewildered by how serious Subaru looked, Nene could only blink. "Wh-What is it?"
>"We got a body up there," the officer answered. "You don't say a word to anybody 'till you hear from me."

>>81119206
There's clock gen, and maybe Shiori's general does fanfiction

>>81118150
Guess who's back (back, back)
Back again, ('gain, 'gain)
Flippy's back (back, back)
Shill a thread. (Thread, thread)

>>81118304
We had (have?) a philipino who would obnoxiously shill a fic he was writing at every turn, which was basically ripping off one of the thread's most well received fics, Auntie's Little Secret.
The flip had a horrible grasp on english, pacing, characters, and just about any other literary requirement, but what truly set people off was that he would receive paragraphs of feedback and then do nothing with them because 'He was an outstanding writer' with plenty of experience. He would just shill his fic 20 times for every 100 words he half-assedly wrote.

Eventually, he had a breakdown, which lead to this thread >>75552647, and the creation of one of /wg/'s modern masterpieces, Cuckfeather.

>>80970801
>>81117030
Mio finding out that you have a second family, while she still hasn't given you any children

It's been really fun watching various military movies for inspiration. There's a ton of hidden gems. Usually I don't like this genre but there's some really cool ones out there.

>>81122163
And she has her two stepdaughters living with you, too.

>>81122163
And she has your two stepdaughters living with you, too.

Chama bumps, with her lady lumps and her hefty rump!

>>81127773
I believe this is relevant.

>>81128244
Chama pet play, but she uses it as an escape from the stress of her adult life and the impending nothingness after death!
She also genuinely enjoys getting milked and bred like a farm cow!

>>81128575
I like milking, but it feels more suited to a visual medium. Probably because you don't really feel a lot physically while milking a girl.

>>81118150
It's almost certainly the same guy. Welp, now we know his name is Joshua and the G probably stands for something like Garcia. Shouldn't be too hard to find him.

How do you write 100k for a shitty splatoon fanfic? That's a sign of insanity.

>>81130109
listen man, we dislike him yeah and he was a pain in everyone's ass but you are being a bit too crazy about it.

no need to keep bringing him up or stalking him. At that point you are just doing a witch hunt and the thread isnt for that

>>81130109
>>81130321
It shows that he also wrote Willing Prey, at least. Imagine using your own name for the protagonist in a vtuber fanfic.

>>81130321
I just clicked on the bio for his account. Not my fault he put his real name there and where he lived.
>>81130559
Is it archived? It'd be interesting to see if he made the same mistakes.

>>81130754
>Is it archived? It'd be interesting to see if he made the same mistakes.
Yes, it is.
>>81130754
>I just clicked on the bio for his account. Not my fault he put his real name there and where he lived.
Maybe, but don't talk about it here.

I agree with >>81130321
That guy was a dumbass but I don't really get the point of getting so obsessed about it. This is like the billionth thread where you start talking about that guy.

>>81130985
Wasn't the one who started talking about but okay.

>>81130109
It could just be shitposting and something like Joshua Graham from Fallout

>>81132403
What is it about chammers that invokes one night stand tendencies from me? I just want to leave her a $50 tip, ogle her tits, then get to bend her over the table, and after I've eaten her burg, blow the biggest bottle of special sauce between her chest buns.

>>81133106
Calm down there Guy Fieri

>>81133106
I don't get it
Pardon my autism, but for me her light case of retardation and general unsettling humour don't mash well with the calculation of selling her body.
I can imagine her offering a one-night stand in jest, but you are suddenly serious about it. She is startled, but three or five drinks in her system provide a new totally logical explanation - "it's just a game of chicken". And she won't lose this game.

>>81133106
I feel like she'd let me put it in her ass for a blunt.

>>80970801
"What About Mococo?"
You keep Fuwamoco as human(ish) pets in bitchsuits. You put both of them in chastity belts and edge them to oblivion, but while Fuwawa occasionally gets to cum, Mococo never does.

>>81133519
No way. I'm going straight to flavor town. I'm gonna drive in, dine, and dive right into Chammer's 10 hour work shift cunt.

>>81133773
Who said anything about her being a prostitute? I would have just seduced her, and the Thomas Jefferon on the table is just a power move to show I can take her for a good night out. The game of chicken comes later when we exchange kinks.

I'm slowly developing a smoking vtubers fetish

>>81140018
>Lucky strike cigs just hit different, nanoraaaaa

>>81140116
Why do japs love that brand so much?

>watch something really good that spurred my creativity
>can't write anything to do with that inspiration till many, many chapters down the line without rushing the shit out of my story to get there

This is a hell I haven't experience before. I could unironically write the last half of the story right now with all the inspiration I've gotten.

>>81140018
Welcome to the Smoking Chuuba Club.
Here's your complimentary pack of Seven Stars and a limited edition SCC-brand Zippo lighter

>>81140619
First time?

>>81140619
Write it out and then write the bridge to get there.

>>81141054
I may just. Lucky enough for me the bridge between first and second half doesn't need to much joining tissue that couldn't be added once I have the additional context. It would be such a waste not to tap into this. I'm literally overflowing with ideas now.

>>81140018
I hope you don't stick the chuubas in your mouth and light them on fire

>>81140116
If it ain't Spirit, don't clear it.

>>80970801
Bullying the nerdy Fauna in school, but noticing she has huge fat tits and ass and deciding to aggressively hit on her to get a pump and dump

>>81146647
You only noticed that after bullying her?

>>81146853
She binds her tits and her ass

>>81146956
Hey, that's my job. I love breast bondage

>>81146956
Weak. Just come up with another reason that you didn't want to bone her in the first place.

>>81147227
Smelly nerd who doesn't shower and schlicks in the bathroom at school

>>81120677
>which lead to this thread >>75552647(Dead)
Ahhh, the absolute beatdown he got still makes me laugh.

Cuckfeather, my beloved...

>>81147227
NTA but I'd make it a change that occurs after summer break. She's grown and is wearing something revealing for the first time, so you're looking at her with new eyes.

>>81147346
>>81147787
Much better. I'm kinda partial to option A because of the potential scene of her schlicking in the stall next to you where you were going to fight off a random stiffy you got. Both options can exist in the same fic I think.

>>81148020
Bullying her because you're afraid she'll tell other people about you jacking off

>>81152567
Just bully her during your mutual masturbation sessions. Which by the way, is an incredibly hot kink that I feel isn't talked about enough.

You should cuck your chuuba gf NOW!

>>81154217
...With Bijou.
>Something about the stupid zoomzoom speak combined with the ass she's packing sends you into correction overdrive but Bijou is too stupid to understand the moral quandary you correcting the fuck out of her presents when you go home to your hag

>>81154630
Add in Biboo thinking that the two of you are dating and you got some gas.

>>81154217

>>81154630

>They just saw your latest comedy scene

>>81158225
>"Shoving his wank-shank inside her cock warmer? Now that's an instant classic!"

>>81158231
where are the gloryhole/stuck in wall fics...

What's THAT scene/line for you? Your own fics also count
>The guard screams
>All aboard, all aboard.

>>81154217
this, but chuba gf cucks you

>>81154217
This, but neither cucks the other and you genuinely love each other to death

>>81159331

>>81154217
This, but you BOTH cuck each other because you hate each other, leading to paths of bad habits that catch up and cause you to have no one else to rely on except for the other.
And suddenly, you begin cucking your new partners as you discover you're actually made for each other.

>>81159357
Tell me about Mio, why does she like the cheese?

>>81161071
It came from a dick (MINE)

>>81160949
>Escape but the couple actually do fuck other people first
That could be interesting

>>81159197
>>81159331
>>81160949
what a versatile genre

any kaelasexo idea?

>>81163354
Kaela wants a quick back massage during a break in a Grindstone collab, but it quickly gets out of hand and leads to you proneboning her, forgetting that while the stream is muted Bijou can still hear everything

>write for 2 hours
>barely added 400 words due to constant rethinking
what's a normal first draft writing speed?

>>81164223
varies from author to author, stop letting your brain parasites win

Brandon sanderon was washing the dishes, went "oh i have an idea for that part im struggling with" and then wrote the rest of his book after christmas dinner

>>81120677
all im gonna say is that we still dont have bae cock worship...

>>81163354
Kaela tying up Bijou so she's bound to her lap with a vibrator stuck in her and a gag in her mouth, and then Kaela starts doing her taxes

>>81166870
My second wife

Baker, it's your time!

>>81167815
>>81169675
>>81169675
>>81169675
Done. Migrate when ready