/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Oi no dying.

I dedicate this post to the notion of impregnating little old ladies before it's too late.

My mommywife, whom I gave three daughter.

>>57166778
Benjamin Franklin - Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress (1745)

My dear Friend,

I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entring into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Œconomy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

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"Isn't this just you fuckers writing fanfiction?"
Yes.

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Cute grannies.

Mio cute

>>34334404
No, I'm really hungry cause I haven't eaten since the stream started.

>>31502037
She truly is an old woman.

ENTER
MIOSHA MY LOVE

Mio cute, I knew she'd love that game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjFv8vvR2TM
Low res Miosha is playing Monster Hunter today.