/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

time to get absolutely shitfaced so I can enjoy the brief "drunk me is a genius!" moment in the morning where my brain slowly registers that's divvies money and I get it every week for doing nothing

ignore my shit thread, use this one

Second time the thread dies before an new one is made, dying game or fast board?

>>5989197
no one stepped up to make the thread

>>5989173
this one was the one the search gave me and already had the current ritualposter

>>5989197
#frideynite I have obligations here

>>5989322
I could make them on fridays if you're busy. The problem is everyone's thinking someone else is doing it

>>5989375
basically we had some fresh blood doing them for a while but then honk introduced the "slight change" and people were out of liquid basically on tuesday, so slow week and fast board is probably the answer. It'll pick up after divvies and escalate on the first red day which might come as soon as sunday this week

>>5989375
if you see it going red, give it a shot. just declare it in the thread, if we can we should avoid having too many double-threads, otherwise the jannies are more likely to target us for scanning.

>>5989493
I refreshed the catalog before posting and the other one didn't show up...

I love migoti so much but I still can't buy her...

NEVER BUY TOWA

MPP of 24882, I might actually not hold bags tonight!

buy akicoin... onegai...

>>5989631
kek

Ok Anon let's make this quick: the number of red coins you hold tomorrow will be the number of:
-pushups x10
-abs x10
-japanese reps ×100
that you will do tomorrow for your Oshi.

>>5989779
buying 5 more because you asked

>>5989856
>-japanese reps ×100

>>5989856
I'll get fuckin RIPPED

What do you call this?

>>5990296
a flashbang

>>5990296
An opportunity.

I forgot to sell my oshi to buy divviecoins

Finally have over 1k oshicoins. So happy.

>>5991004
I guess I won't be selling you rope, happy to see you get there!

>>5989856
everything but my jap reps please anon

>>5989824
Woah who's this cool looking girl...

>>5991862
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPFxVe_f1qw

We suddenly have two oshiboards with two 1k coiners today. That's pretty cool

>>5991069
Thanks! I'll be waiting for you to reach 1k. You're more than halfway there.

im really worried about divs, honk might have adjusted something with it. scaled perhaps

I wanted to go for 1000 coins last week but I'd have royally fucked myself. Maybe this week.

>It was my day off so I didn't set an alarm
>Wake up extremely late
>"I'm sure Coco went to the moon and I'll make at least some profit"
>Forgot that the dumb gacha mechanic forced my MPP to literally double
>Now I have to sell at MPP
FUCK zhonk.

>>5992719

>>5989736
MPP 26,253 here. Is there even a point in me selling other than to minimize losses, or should I just go ahead and hold to hope she gets good divvies?
My MPP was fucking $10k before yesterday zhonk you fucking retard.

>>5993680
I think she will probably get at least 5k divvies again, so you can take that in consideration. She might even go up from being oversold at adjustment, if you're really desperate.

>>5993680
consider: potential divvy gain - MPP = profit. Do you beleb in 10k divvy?

>>5993819
I'll see what happens at adjustment and play from there, I guess. Selling right now is just barely breaking even for me so it doesn't feel like there's a point when I could still reasonably profit a little.
Orange Woman fucks me one last time, I guess.

lmao how the fuck do you go from 10k to 26k mpp you actual spastic

>>5992719
>he doesn't know

>me buying an overvalued coin right now because oshi and divvy reasons
bros im about to get fucked aren't I

>>5988535
I don't know what you're talking about

I'm back bitches! Jannies are zhangs, confirmed.
>>5977307
>>5977339
Check out what honk gave me!

>won't be able to spend divies since everyone already overbought in preparation
>moreover have to dump most of your coins
>no point in daytrading since it's mostly 300-400$ per coin profit that you have to sit and watch graph all day waiting for a turning point

Honk, did you hire fucking Josh Sawyer to balance your game? Sure you got 3 days of constant boggening, congratulations, what's the next step in your masterplan? No one's falling for it anymore. Now it's better to just hold your oshii and keep the rest in liquid unless you wanna play a game of "Turboautists Trading for Peanuts".

>>5995307
Tupac stop being a burger

>>5995369
>t. didn't have enough cococks this morning
Unless you were doing something silly, like holding Susancoin ($BRAP), there's no way you didn't come out of today way ahead of all previous boggening.
>>5995384
ノ

>>5995369
that's called stagnation anon,.

An entire week of getting fucked in the ass. At least everyone got their turn.

>>5995564
I did, you retarded poorfag attention whore.
Now try thinking at least a week ahead. You wont have Coco graduation to save your bags every weekend.

>>5995711
>a week ahead
I did, that's why I sold all of my Towa, she's taking the week off. And bought all of today's dips. And won't spend a bloody dime of my divvy money. Bam. Set for the week.
Put your cococks into a nice coin like $AHOY or $PEKO.
2 Lambos. Not poor anymore.

>>5995711
Buy red, sell green

>>5995307
Good to see you back, did you read the shitstorm that was yesterday's thread?

>>5995307
holy based, so you got the Vince trophy? I was left wondering ever since the honk announcement on the floor

>>5995976
>And won't spend a bloody dime of my divvy money
Sounds real fun.

>>5995985
Yeah, same shit as always except profits are a fraction of what it was. Hooray.

>>5995976
Aren't lambos just middle class now?

>>5995624
it was quite a ride... and im going down on adjustment...

>>5996148
>Yeah, same shit as always except profits are a fraction of what it was.
Better than hyperinflation, hope the market goes even more schizo so it will just become a giant casino where we call each other fag and make crazy stupid play just for fun instead of boring calculated plays

>>5989097
are there still kiryu items being dropped?

>>5996449
Maybe, try it won't hurt you

I genuinely can't tell if honk actually added other items or people are just memeing.

>>5996449
yes each buy has a small chance

>>5996500
>Coco going down forever, never to go back up
>"won't hurt"
That's factually wrong, anon. Don't lie like that.

>>5996517
its fud

dunno

>>5996587
As long as I'm not going down like a bog tier nose dive now that Nasfaq is unbogged again I can take the loss. I'm in the top 300

How I dont know. I wonder how much like the real stock market this shit is. I'm a complete poorfag irl and I wonder how fast I would lose all my marbles if I actually was investing with real money.

>>5996587
If he's poorfag he'll just delete the account and fuck off, if he already has more than a lambo he deserves it

>>5996587
>losing pennies
>hurts
NTA, but a chance for a badge for buying and selling coco seems a good exchange

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's today's R.I.C.H. report:
>There are 171,494 shares in circulation.
>This is an 8.4% increase from yesterday's value.
>Average shares per coin is 3,430.
>Rushia maintains as the highest-volume coin, with 14,189 shares.
>Pochimaru takes over the lowest-volume coin slot, with 416 shares.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 39):
>Choco :: +57.3%
>Roboco :: +45.6%
>Reine :: +37.5%
>Callope :: +36.1%
>Moona :: +33.3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 11):
>Coco :: -46.1%
>Kanata :: -29.2%
>Pochimaru :: -13.3%
>Watame :: -13.2%
>Suisei :: -10.2%

2 coins had volume changes of less than 1%.

Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $55,358.32, with a $100 margin of error.
>This is a 3.8% increase from yesterday's estimate.
>Total value in all coins is $1,186,122,270.48.
>Average value per share is $6,916.41.
>Average value per coin is $23,722,445.41.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 37):
>Pekora :: +23%
>Hololive :: +22.2%
>Kiara :: +21.9%
>Subaru :: +16.4%
>Amelia :: +13.1%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 13):
>Aki :: -27.2%
>Nabi :: -13.7%
>Mio :: -13%
>Coco :: -12.1%
>Moona :: -7.6%

2 coins experienced price changes of less than 1%.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>5996666
>nasfaq
>real stock market
No

>>5996699
what the hell is a lambo? I'm not a poorfag in the game. but I have a pretty big case of imposter syndrome. with how fast I've been moving I feel a bit like gura, doing nothing and somehow getting all the money

>>5996666
you shall know the rope intimately anon

>>5996785
>>5996746
The quads of evil don't lie. guess I'll have to be super cautious I dont use the tactics I use on this shitposting game.

>>5996754
lurk moar

>>5996349
Hyperinflation is still there and it is caused by divies.
Bogging down prices just fucks over anyone who isn't willing to dump everything after divies, while waiting for days when coins have 50% return to actually play.

>>5996754
figure out for yourself what is a lambo retardchama
And don't worry i'm buying deciding on how i feel and still made it to top 150

>>5996754
lambo = 1,000,000 net worth

>>5996587
coco wont go down forever though, her channel will stay up and she will get decent passive views for a while as people relive archives.

Someone said ropes? Support your local business! Lots of rope for sale! Get the one that fits you!

Tomorrow is going to be rope time for a lot of people.

>>5996904
>50% return
Good more money to spend just to get bogged, exactly how i like it

>>5996002
Yes, the endless bawwwwwwing over not getting the kiryu kai badge was entertaining.
>>5996057
>>5996517
I got another one!
>>5996633
Winner winner, chicken dinner. https://files.catbox.moe/62q4yp.png

>>5996916
True, but she's still coming down off of her peak. Passive views aren't going to keep her at $20k+. Buying right now will almost certainly lose you money, even if it's only pennies like that other anon suggested.

>>5997025
its clearly fake. no one actually uses light mode unless they're a fag

>>5996911
nah, not there yet, but I was in the bottom 1/3 only a few months ago.

>>5997181
buying for the next 5 hours is actually fairly safe since everyone is holding for divvies. once that comes though, yeah she is nosediving again.

I guess I can finally close my Coco socialblade tab for good.

>>5997273
good, one less shitcoin to care about

>>5997240
>few months ago.
Anon what the fuck did you buy to remain in the bottom for so long?

>>5997316
Some ame, some civvia, some shitcoins. my first real windfall was from miko and watamelon

>>5997240
Post portfolio

>>5997359
of what I have now? It's not like I remember what I have then. I empty out my stonks almost every adjustment except for the stable coins. I'm basically day trading.

>>5997408
i said post portfolio fag, just want to see what the hell are you doing

>>5997457
Untill 5 minutes ago when people said everyones hodling for divvies I had 1 miko and the rest in liquid and civvia tokens. now I'm buying my faves that are rising. like botan and ame

>>5997240
>>5997408
Jesas, ouch. I haven't even been here a whole month. git gud son. Do your socialblade and poi reps. Don't always sell everything at adjustment. don't buy actual shitcoins like Civia, and don't buy more than 6 of something you're planning on day trading if you're that poor...
>>5997194
It's because I didn't want to waste any time selecting the white edges on the AmShart.png I used to make it. The 35P shit is obviously fake, as well. Picrel

>>5997457
post your's too anon. for fairness

>>5997495
>having all liquid 5 hours before divs
nigga what are you doing

>>5997504
>don't buy actual shitcoins like Civia

>>5997504
>do your reps
Doing reps requires me to
>have free time to do reps
>have the brain required to understand the numbers that I am looking at and what they mean.
>but I'm good and I was only playing for a month
you're probably also not dirt poor with a room temperature IQ

>>5997571
I already told you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>5997495
>ame
Stop right now, I am buying plus she's probably overbught so she will dip at adjustment. Buy something like rushia for almost certain good divvies

>>5997625
Even after reading the explination I still have no idea what overbought means and probably wont until someone grugifys it.

>>5997530
Sure, here ya go

It makes me happy to see so many people buying Ame because they love her. I wish our oshiboard could fit all of you on it.

>>5997650
I don't know, i just saw the fags on her oshiboard hoarding her like bastards so adding me it will probably count as overbhought

>>5997661
pretty good taste on your high buys, goodatthegameanon
>>5997726
I've been trying to break into ame board of directors for a while but after coco I want to get into her board instead. Amefags have way too many coins to compete with until I'm richer anyway.

>>5997650
at daily adjustment, each coins performance is evaluated and given a target price. if a coin is undervalued, it will spike upwards towards the target. If a coin is overbought/overvalued, it will dip down towards the target. if a coin is overbought, it is overpriced and a bad investment because its going to trend down at adjustment.

>>5997799
but isnt the ups and downs of a coin already factoring in that information? what is causing it to rise and fall if not already that information?

>>5997704
>>5997760
Give me time and i'm gonna fit in third place or somewhere around that
>goodatthegameanon
Dont

>>5997495
>Untill 5 minutes ago
You will stay poor. Nearly EVERYTHING was on firesale this morning. You should've been buying hours ago. I ran out of liquid before I got unbanned. Coco and Rushia were putting money in my wallet faster than I could buy Maririn, Pekkers, and all of the other divvy fan favorites, so I have shit like 12 Aki and 12 Reine that I would've otherwise never bought.
>>5997609
Am broke and retarded IRL anon.
Just open poi once a day - sometime after 7 PM EDT, closer to midnight. Holding something with daily views that went down? Sell it if you're not upside down. Chuuba not going to be streaming for a while? Sell it, unless it's your oshi. At that point in the day, buying more of something expecting it to go up is usually too late.
>>5997661
Based. You held WAY too many Rushis spaghetti bro! She's going to nosedive again tomorrow. Should've just traded a bunch of them for cheaper Ames at adjustment and taken the oshiboard spot!
>>5997650
Overbought = Maririn. Because we love her, and her divvies are as fat as her ass.
>>5997828
"Performance", which is mostly change in daily views, day over day.

>>5997828
during the day, all rise and falls are purely from buying and selling of players. hence if a coin is
"overbought" it means too many players bought in and raised her price above what the coin is worth.

>>5989151
Got drunk last night and missed my chance to cash out Coco for 60k a pop

>>5997844
>YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN BUYING EARLIER!
Sorry, I dont have a way to restructure my life around a nasfaq shitposting game. I was moving and going home from work. then I collapsed in bed. Its cool that you aren't a wage cuck but you're basically yelling at a slave for not having enough free time.

>>5997504
Damn son, where did you find this?

>>5997844
I HAD THE AUTOTRADER OFF WHILE I WENT TO WORK AND WHEN I CAME BACK SNEED AND OTHER FAGGOT PUMPED AME AND NO I'M NOT SELLING MORE CUNNY

>>5997844
>fat as her ass
truth

>>5997864
so it doesn't actually look, it just rises and falls based on how many people are buying or selling. I wish I would have known that. I would have kept my 23 cocos for the adjustment. I thought the rise from 20 to 28 was her stream views.

>>5997922
I have a name, you know.

>>5997903
o7. WFH, sorry. Didn't mean anything by it bruh. Is just a game. I hope your move went smoothly.
>>5997922
Lucia is a cruel mistress. Enjoy the ride.
>>5997955
Checked.

>>5997955
Who are you? tupac? sneed? honk? discord hatton n.30?

>>5997903
Get your gf to do it for you

>>5998077
?????
Dont have a girlfriend.

>>5997905
Everything you need to know about where I found it should be visible. There are at least 2 of us in here who will be datamining the game. If I notice anything new, you can bet I'll tell you, unless honk obfuscates his shit.
>>5997992
They're going to claim to be Tupac, I bet. They are liars, fueling our rivalry. Congrats on the Lambo, once again.
>>5998077
>gf
>>>/vt/
kek

>Thread has a shitstorm about a dumb badge that was supposed to commemorate a graduation but turned into epeen swinging.
>Now everyone's at each others' throats
>People actually taking "post wallet" shitposts seriously
>Calling people out by name in threads for no reason except to shitpost and bait.
This is just a /vg/ thread now.
Market reset when. May as well go ahead and kill the playerbase statistically as well as morally.

Well at least they don't keep backend in the public repo, lmao.

>>5998151
>taking the nameposting seriously
you have to be fucking kidding me.

>>5998131
>Congrats on the Lambo, once again
You're still a fag
t.spaghettibro

>>5998151
post wallet

>>5998151
Post wallet fag

>>5998236
post wallet

Hi guys, just to let you know I'll be halving the dividend gains of all walletpostes tomorrow.

>>5998151
>he wasn't in the aggie

>>5998309
replace jewgle recaptcha you javascript faggot.

>>5998309
If only. These posts reek of discord faggotry.

>>5998321
I was, and it was chill, but admittely that may have been the beginning of the end in its own way.
Identity is the killer of communities. Once people start taking identities seriously it all goes downhill.

>>5998309
The tripfag gets the rope

>>5998379
you think too hard anon. just shit on honk and be on your way

>>5998379
Don't worry anon just shitposting because the thread was pretty slow

>>5996720
>Everything going back up.
Nature...is healing...

>>5998379
I will legitimately stop making the aggies if the threads turns into what the cytube did for /hlg/, but currently I don't think the thread is anywhere near that bad
maybe I'm just good at filtering out shitposts

>>5998586
The nasfaq depression has ended and now we are back to hyperinflation

>>5998586
UNTIL THE DIVVY SELL OFF BEGINS!
>>5998608
Based mogu.

>>5998235
<3

The thread was garbage this week because of the changes not the aggie. "identities" has been a thing since the beginning because it's unavoidable, we have accounts in the game

>>5998673
Still, less "identities" the better

There are so many hoshiyomis now, I could be anyone!

Guys, I think Pekora is going up

>>5998634
the divvy selloff it's not gonna be that bad probably

>>5998853
As far as I'm concerned, this entire thread is 35P, Fandead, Hoshiyomis, $BRAPbogs, and schizoposters.
>>5998943
>israel
Holy fucking shit Susan. Forget Coco's graduation. Did something from the Hololiverightscaust get unprivated or something?!

>>5998943
She is overbrought anon...

>>5999024
You don't understand.

>>5999123
Honestly no

>>5999147
>https://holo.poi.cat/vtuber/pekora
>7,738,075 views today
Pekora is going to the moon.

>>5998943
>>5999023
>>5999123
>>5999207
WHERE'S THE ANON THAT POSTS THE YOUTUBE API SHIT FOR DELETED AND RESTORED VIDEOS?! WHAT THE FUCK.

>>5999270
he did post it in a previous thread...

He posted about Pekora earlier. You must have missed it.

>>5999207
Whatever it's too late to hop on this train I might as well buy some shitcoins

>>5999147
Those are way to many zeros and evidently a bug.
NASFAQ gets the info from Poi

>>5999270
i think some anon posted it last thread, i knew i forgot something. good thing i got tons of pekora already

>>5999300
>>5999304
>>5999358
STOP LYING TO ME IT WAS JUST PEOPLE BAWWING AT honk ABOUT $BRAP TANKING AND NOT HAVING A PNG.
I bought $PEKO all day. The poi rrat will be settled!!!

I actually forgot all about that. I was going to sell after divs, now I have no idea what the fuck to do.

she got her channel back before adjustments, whats going to happen?

>>5998151
Shitstorm? 2-3 people complained last thread. There's always people complaining. Every little change. The aggie isn't even relevant, most people were drunk. I think. I was drunk.

>>5999555
Maybe she goes up but not by much

>>5999555
lmao

>>5999555
If the didn't get it at least 2 hours ago then it won't matter...yet.

>>5998586
See it go up further tomorrow at divvies when all deals are shit!
See it crashing down like a brick on nasfaq's first red Sunday!

>>5999650
>if someone disagrees with me it must be only 1 or 2 samefagging

>>5999555
Did she though? Unless it happened before HOUR NINETEEN she's probably fucked.

>>5998708
Identities blur if you don't push them. I could be any one of the many Mikoposters now, I was every single one of them two months ago because there was only me.

>>5999536
When in doubt just hold

>>5999710
Didn't even read this thread yet, can't be assed. Morning thread was chill.

honk, don't be a party pooper. Let it happen. It will be fucking hilarious.
If Pekora actually ticks 8 million views tomorrow morning, I don't think "moon" will be accurate enough to describe what the fuck will happen.
>>Coco
>"Overbought" as fuck
>+2,027,667 views -> +6,299,883 views
>Views DOD Tripled
>Value DOUBLED
>Didn't go back down to pre-adjustment value until right about 14:45 PM EDT, 34 full cycles later.
>>Pekora
>"Overbought" but likely not as much
>+569,949 views -> +7,738,075
>Views 13.576784940406948691900503378372x
>Assume 2/3 ratio from Cocock
>$100,000 Pekora tomorrow morning.

>>5999555
can't wait for ayamy to pay me to buy her

>>6000147
Please don't i have no pegora

I'm thinking 40k, moons tend be % based on current value rather than linear, otherwise Sora getting 5m would have sent her far higher than it did.
>>6000232
You should do something about that anon.

>>5999766
I used to blend with the other takodachis but it seems like most if not all of them are gone?

>>6000147
oh yeah I remember this, remember when Aki went from 5k views to 125k views for a ratio of 25 and went to 20k?

>>6000333
I am a poorfag i just sold my oshi to buy one peko

>>6000147
>>5999023
I should have stayed quite and just let it happen

>>6000382
The great boggening drove most of them jump off a cliff

>>6000232
1. Why? She's a "safe" divvy play, especially after how hard she bogged this morning.
2. You still have time. BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY.
>>6000424
It's Friday, Anon. Did you expect anyone's wallet to not be stuffed with war criminals? I'd have noticed it on poi eventually.

>>6000424
you think no one buying pekers for divvy? delusional

>>6000333
She will probably go down slower than Coco due to how many shares there are though

>>6000644
Does he say "...I'm gonna step on the gas, tonight at 5". Is it like, a show ad?

>>6000644
>Why? She's a "safe" divvy play, especially after how hard she bogged this morning.
Because i can't afford shit

>>6000750
It's "TONIGHT, I'LL FLY" according to the lyrics.

>>6000750
TONIGHT I FLY AND BE YO MOMMA!
TONIGHT I'LL FLY, AND BE YOUR LOVER
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I'LL BE SO QUICK AS A FLASH
AND I'LL BE YOUR HERO
GAS, GAS, GAS! I'M GONNA RUN AS A FLASH
TONIGHT I'LL FIGHT, TO BE THE WINNER
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
AND YOU'LL SEE THE BIG SHOW

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ahhh

>>5966813
Thank you for posting that.

>>6001241
aw shit

>>6001241
Still doesn't add up, there must have been more relisted after he checked.

>>6001241
>israel
>is really real
Holy shit. ear rape, but I turned it down 6 dB so it wasn't ear raping at 100%

>>6001558
WHY ARE YOU STILL AT 35?!

>>6001408
>>6001464
>>6001558
everyone was so busy fighting about the badges that it seems nobody noticed.

Always remember the money people.

>>6001585
IT'S THE SAME PICTURE I JUST DEEP FRIED IT SOME MORE.

>>6001621
I noticed WHILE fighting about the badges. You guys can't even multitask, heh

I already have 200 peko for divvies, whe do I start selling?

>>5998379
this lol the mikofags were bad enough but handegg poster is really starting to fray my nerves

>>6002269

>7.7 mil views
>12 mil weekly
>just in time for dividends

>>6002386

>>6002245
right now

>>6002386
They won't count towards divs retardchama. I'm going to IRL ARS akasupa this rabbit if it actually happens.

>>6002454
Does this image get longer every time?

>>5999710

>>6002537

i refused to profit off of coco graduation so this pekora unprivating is the best thing that could've happened to me to actually make good money

>poi is trash, maybe it's a mistake
>besides honk said "lol it's not poi"
>check socialblade
>finally updated
IT'S FUCKING REAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>6002637
Stay poor. Should've done it and tossed her an in game akasupa if you felt bad.

>>6002637
ok chang

Suggestion as basis for next OP, right here.
1. Kiryu Kazuma, RIP in pepeloni Kiryu Coco
2. Pekora
3. $$$

>>6003035
make it, if its good it might even be reused in the future.

Towa? more like Tocrap am i right

How's this? Simple edit, but fits

>>6003718
You're going places, キッド
>>6003944
I'm editing Coco and some prop folder jank into it.

>just bought 23 peckers earlier
>wake up
>7 million incline
god fucking damnit

>>6003944
cool badge, garbage title

>>6003971
group edit?

>>6004070
Like on aggie or something? Give me a second, I'll go to my desktop. Was actually going to use this one instead, seems even more appropriate.

>>6003944
replace the nasfaq with the one found here >>5987911

what happened?

>>6003718
impeccable phrasing and delivery
expressive, yet subtle
abrasive, yet elegant
a true modern day poet

>>6004453
some Coco fans became Hololive antis and mass unsubbed from the other Hololive girls.

>>5989097
Are dividends over?

>>6004607
Yes, start selling

>>6004607
anon, that was 3 hours ago...

SEC report when

>>6004113
i mean like "the gang made an op" kind. one pic get's passed on to create the ultimate abomination

>>6004607
how much did you get?

>>6005075
no idea. probably not a whole lot. I'm not even lambo

>>6005380
Divs in 1,5 hours

>>6003035
>>6003151
>>6003944
>>6004113
>>6004151
>>6005008
How's this? Sorry, got carried away.

>>6005647
pretty good

>>6005647
better

NO TENGO DINERO

>>6005647
oh yeah thats the stuff.

>>6006154
see you, space cowboy.

>new Coco video on July 2nd

>>6006707
This bitch lives even in death

40 minutes before the judgement day

>>6006231
>40 percent
can post the full version somewhere?

>>6006827
Judgement day is tomorrow at 9:05 AM when Skynet launches Pekkers past the moon, past Suzy's Comet, past EVA-01, past Kars, past giant Goku looking down on Earth, and into the fucking sun.
>>6006912
I got it here from one of the Coco bawww threads, no idea where the full version could be :/ sorry Anon.

>>6007042
I will look for it then

Hooooooooooooooow many of you MOTHERFUCKERS bought one last Coco? You know you can't help yourself, you're wondering what my dividends are going to look like ONE last time.

>>6007592
I'm holding a couple just in case.

They have to be at least 5k again so I kept 15. It's free money!

HONK YOUR BOT ISNT WORKING AGAIN

>>6007592
bought another 5 today

Ready for divvies!

>>6007757
damson you had enough of them to hang onto that many?! sold them down to 0 to get my cocobucks and bought a few just now for shits and giggles.

>>6007592
>mplying i would skip 32k profit for 5k of divvies

>>6007592
Just holding at 44 and not selling.

>>6007874
I spent the last 2 days buying Coco to touch the top 20 on adjustment time

>>6007896
>divisible by 8
blessed

>>6007896
lol nvm im retarded at math

>>6007896
>>6007910
o7. you really did love that bitch.
>>6007935
Uh, retardchama?
8x5 = 40
8x6 = 48
Show me your math teacher so I can kick their ass.

>>6007935
anon your math reps...

>>6007979
its divisible by 8, just not evenly.

>>6007935

>>6007935
>[Deleted]

>>6007935
takochama...

>>6007979
>>6007994

>>6007935
40 is divisible by 4.
4 is divisible by 4.
Add them together and they're divisible by 8.

>>6008047

>Error fetching Post No.6007935 from Nyafuu Archive.
warosu onegai...

Just hit #100 right before divvies. Thanks Coco.
o7

Fucked off for the week after spending all my divvies last weekend, so uh, how's the week been?

I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready

>>6008276
literally nothing happened, boring fucking week

>>6008276
check prices

>>6008282
I don't know about that chief.

>>6008276
You missed the boggening so bad that only 3 stocks were green the next day.

>Market Closed

UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>5k coco divvy
lmao, glad i didnt hold too many.

>>6008276

Minus $96.26 because my wallet wasn't empty. Holy fucking shit Coco, from 1st to 3rd Lambo in one day.

We're closing the rope business

Huh, Miko was the dividend play to make this week. Interesting.

...divs scales huh.

Someone please post divvy number

was aiming for 50% but I'll take it

Ohhh baby

Jeez. So many things gave less divs than least week despite doing better. I have exactly 1m more than I did this time last week.

>Mori 2k divvy
Official trash coin...

>Want to have enough Pekora to reach LEO tomorrow morning
>Don't want to sacrifice oshiboard position
>Know Maririn is going to bog
>Fuck it

>>6008502
>he didnt buy the 4k mori dip making her a 50% divvie coin

>>6008515
>Marine
>bog
Check the schedule anon chama

Can someone explain?

>>6008489
it's because divvies are partially determined by an average of the adjustment prices I think

Considering she could be had for as little as 4-5k this week, not really. You did get bogged decently on historically high Mori purchases (8-10k) I guess.

>>6008538
I know she's going to be streaming, but we've been buying all day. She's "overbought."
>>6008548
Read the thread, it's fun.

Based on current prices:
kiara: 0.330
moona: 0.312
choco: 0.309
miko: 0.309
pekora: 0.301
gura: 0.295
himemoriluna: 0.285
noel: 0.280
calliope: 0.280
lamy: 0.274
ollie: 0.253
okayu: 0.249
matsuri: 0.244
rushia: 0.244
botan: 0.243
fubuki: 0.242
polka: 0.242
roboco: 0.239
korone: 0.238
marine: 0.233
aki: 0.225
reine: 0.223
subaru: 0.220
sora: 0.217
hololive: 0.216
suisei: 0.209
coco: 0.206
towa: 0.205
flare: 0.193
mio: 0.185
watame: 0.177
aqua: 0.176
amelia: 0.170
ayame: 0.164
kanata: 0.164
nene: 0.159
inanis: 0.152
mel: 0.150
risu: 0.145
nana: 0.141
shion: 0.140
haato: 0.134
iofi: 0.131
melfissa: 0.128
azki: 0.122
ui: 0.097
nabi: 0.085
pochimaru: 0.036
ayamy: 0.036
civia: 0.005

>>6008548
The rabbit and the moon LORE

nice

2k Moris over 4k is still pretty great anonchama. Litterally 50% divvies

>>6008584
kfpbros stay winning

>>6008535
this is flawed thinking. if you bought mori at 4k and sold her at 7.7k and then bought a miko coin for 6.3k youd have not only made 1.4k in profit, youd also have made 4.4k instead of 2k. thinking you got a good deal because you bought a coin while it was cheap completely ignores the profit you could have made switching to a non shitcoin.

>>6004665
SEC is dead baby,
SEC is dead.

>>6008584
Choco was something I should have bought, it was obvious 10 hour Apex streams every day was going to pay off.
Miko was probably the one that surprised me the most.
>Kiara top dividend
Disgusting.

>>6008587
>>6008583
How many fucking videos did she unprivate suddenly?

Sell Pekora, those 7m number will disappear

who was >>6000000

>>6008643
Ok, but did you buy Mori, dump her and then buy Miko to make all that money? or is it all a "what if" scenario that never happened?

>>6008666
Minecraft, ark, and the rest i don't know, maybe a lot

>>6008666
stop sperging and start buying

>>6008682
Docchi Docchi

>>6008622
Sure, but most people with Mori have an 8k MPP, they just got a nice discount today.
>>6008666
at least 50, all low views though, must have been really old
>>6008682
based

>>6008643
Anon it's no use, the conversation has been had a billion times already

>>6008658
This was definitely the most impressive week for Choco since I started playing this game. She kinda flew under the radar, as did Moona.

>>6008724
>50 low views
no fucking way she can get 7m with 50 videos with low view

>>6008643
just wait for red day you idiot

>>6008502
Susan did something

>>6008712
theres no "what if" scenario here.
calli was a shitcoin, getting her cheap was only half the play. you didnt magically make more money for getting her cheap. you could have spent that on someone else and gotten better dividends.

oh hey this was all me

why does it still think the market is closed

>>6008744
100k a video is pretty low for pekors

>>6008738
Choco didn't really fly under the radar I just didn't belieb and she only got 1.4 mil weekly (which is pretty low on the Holopoi list, but VERY good for Choco)
If you told me that Choco would be one of the best divvies and I should invest I would have believed it.
Moona definitely wasn't on my radar though. Not that many streams, only 571k, I'm kinda surprised she hit peak dividends.

>>6008822
>>6008388
Because luna is having fun

I refreshed at 23:50 and now I can't log in

>>6008846
Moona has always been sneaky good because of her low price + relatively high total sub count for the price

>>6008643
This sort of thinking only really applies to the poor because when you are moving hundreds you can't properly do that shit

>>6008864
>I did the thing that prevents me from logging in because the site is not very good, and now I can't log in
Gee who could have predicted this

>>6008846
Moona just got bogged like everyone this week, a 2k coin making 700 is great. Luna has had almost exactly the same dividend for months but she was never 2k either so it was bad.

my neighbor is playing Pallete for some reason. Was surprised since I thought Im the only guy in my neighborhood who watches chuubas. Should I buy towa?

>>6008451
I'm glad we both did well.

>expecting Ina to dip
>she get 10k subs
FUCK.

>>6008912
Yes there is absolutely nothing that could go wrong with buying Towa the day her 1 week vacation starts.

>>6008887
>not even trading out 30 Mori for 30 Miko for increased efficiency
stay poor

>>6008912
Always

>>6008912
Punch your neighbor in the face, tell him you will never buy towa, and say "Towa? more like toSUCK"

>>6008912
picrel >>6008953 is not a joke

last week/this week

If my neighbor was blasting Palette I'd either play a superior Towa song like Error or Kuroi Hitsuji, or I'd style on him by playing some Azki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKy71bCcOyg

I thought you guys were talking about Palette, the old kino rpg maker game. If Towa played that I would definitely buy Towa

>>6008912
that was me sorry

>>6008738
>>6008846
>The one week I get to be smug about Choco divvies
>It's going to be mogged by Coco graduation divvies

Even dividends 2 weeks ago was better than this, despite having twice the net worth to earn them with. fml.

>>6009032
Cypher being at the top is the biggest fucking crime

>>6008388
>>6008860
That's becoming my new favorite ritualpost in here.

>>6009139
Godly taste detected.
[Oshicoining AZKi is suffering on divs day.]

>>6009394
Whats wrong with that?

>>6009476
poorfags seething as per usual.

I'm going to buy 80 begora and sell everything after adjustment

>>6009032
yfp...
tft kun-san...

>>6009504
When are you streaming Zion?

>>6009504
I'm basically selling everything except her as well, I'm not getting this week happen again.

>>6009538
She has been releasing music videos pretty regularly, are you out of the loop or something?

>>6009513

>>6009476
He's by far the least interesting one of the lot. It doesn't really seem in general he's that good at the game going by a lot of his personal plays and largely he just copies whatever yfp does. It's really obvious that he just copies yfp and it's not plays that he's coming up with himself. He's risen for the most part purely because of luck like catching restored videos when someone else in the top wasn't around to catch or like the current situation, yfp sc 1m to coco and basically does a sc everyday meanwhile cypher has ever sent a single sc. His competition is also all gimping themselves by oshicoining as while he actively doesn't.

>>6009476
pure mercenary. only profit, no soul

>>6009476
There's many reason's we never talk about him. At least people like Tower and Konnui make good vilains, he just copies and plays 100% soulless

>>6009818
Why wouldnt you copy the best player in the game? Why wouldnt you make the smartest plays even when others arent around? SC arent mandatory. but his oshi is Money

>>6009955
Because this is literally a social game. If you think it's about being number 1 at all costs you don't understand it.

>>6009988

>>6009955
This game is literally designed to create a Country Club atmosphere where we sip wine, drive lambos, enjoy chuubas, and talk about oshiis. Playing to win is somewhat against the point, ironically.

>>6009955
>tryharding at all costs in a meme browser game

>>6009955
Wrong, yfp isn't the best player and a large amount of the moves he makes are actually retarded and harm his gain. A lot of the shit he does is gambles and they require you to know what the intent is overwise you don't know when you are meant to switch the position

exact numbers here >>6008584

My favorite NASFAQ heel is Lolibaba. Third place, massive Gurafag (which was pure evil in the past)
Still loyal to Gura even thought it has been detrimental to him at times.

You guys care way too much about leaderboard positions you aren't even close to

>>6010123
As the person that has to stare at Top 20 wallets every week for hours, I greatly admire LoliBaba and Rin's committment to the shark. They rarely have much of anything else in their wallets. It's like they just buy more Gura and periodically invest in short-term gains (so they can buy more Gura).
That shit probably wouldn't work for any other oshicoin, but it's Gura so it works for them.

>>6010170
We are all in the top 20 here, right?

>>6010123
Lolibaba love!
Weren't there other gurafaggots (real ones) before?