/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>21156363
Oddly fitting, isn't it?
>>21156387
Three of those are wearing suits...

It was a late Friday evening, and everyone had gathered in the former Kiryu pool house for a pre-dividends party. Her old stash of off-white suits, tacky red dress shirts, and eccentric, animal-print ties was certainly being put to good use by a gaggle of unkempt, billionaire NEETs. A group of players stood at one of the glass sliding doors, conveniently chosen for its proximity to the charcuterie board.

"Avarice, you fucking idiot!" Splash - another cannonball. At least someone was having a good time. "How's your vacation been?" I asked an old friend. "Good, good. It's nice to be back." I thought it was nice to have them back. The words didn't make it out of my mouth, "DOC, YOUR SUIT!"

A large, red scorpion was hanging off the left hem of his suit jacket. I instinctively tried to swat at it with my cigar, but he'd already managed to shake it loose. Surprisingly, he didn't stomp on it. He couldn't? I guess he didn't have it in him to kill a creature, no matter how harmful. "You think Kiryu must be sending her regards?"

"Maybe..." He knelt down and grabbed it firmly by the mid-tail, and with a swift motion, hit it against the sliding door. A small splatter of venom splashed against the glass. "Deadly...that fucking bitch..." he muttered. I wasn't sure what he said during that first pause, but I didn't think it mattered at this point. "What do you think she meant by this?"

His answer never came. I felt a tingle on my chin, and a sharp, almost sour pain, before finding myself on the ground. "Drey? Joe?" As I lay on the ground, I could feel something crawl off my face, and see hundreds of scorpions, "little orange dragons", make their way across the deck, towards the pool.

I thought all of the "ohhhhhh I need to dream of you fags" was bullshit, and then I had a fucking NASFAQ fever dream. I fucking hate all of you. Joe being in it just makes it even weirder.

>>6007896
>>6007910
o7. you really did love that bitch.
>>6007935
Uh, retardchama?
8x5 = 40
8x6 = 48
Show me your math teacher so I can kick their ass.