/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: TBA

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4oabHyDIlg
Latest Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl1BklxxyLY

Over the Garden Wall【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4ae7EbEzt0&t=654
Cooking for My Novelites【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU&t=6687
Take My Tomato Soup【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU&t=6081
Moldy Overdose【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xOyrgufb0M&t=5221
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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>58204148
>ignore bait
but what if it looks tasty

I tolerate Shiori.

SHIORI CUTE

I've fapped to Shiori too much.. I'm tired.

Good morning bros I love Shiorin.

>>58204399
I have something tastier.
*unzips pants*
*smirks mischievously*

>>58204479
Good morning.

>>58204501
kinda small...
but you might catch a goldfish or something with it

I love my wife Shiorin~

>>58204554
It gets the job done better.

>kpop
SELL SELL SELL SELL

>21
>all those boomer shounens
What was the point of giving them more realistic age if it's still way off?

>>58205010
Some young people are super into boomer stuff. Don't think too hard about it.
She doesn't seem prime hag age like most of Hololive so I'm willing to believe its closer to 21.

I love Coalowl!
Seriously didn't notice it was their work.

>>58204688
Why does she need a belt for her tits

>>58205558
Spillover issues.

I can't believe Cover hired Debiru

>>58205620
I can't believe Pekora poached Salome...

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>58205737
It makes perfect sense but I don't know how to help you.

Tbqh, first day was higher effort.

>>58206865
Does it matter? All 5 are unhinged, second day just had a higher concentration of it.

Now that debuts are over I can tell you what's really on my mind! I'm really happy that I found common ground with some anons last thread, and that there were people willing to listen. Those lacking empathy, sociopaths, various other 'paths be damned.

>>58207252
I have no idea what you're talking about but good for you, Anon.

>>58207252
This is your brain when the thread is your oshi.

>>58207494
Nope, it's the other way around. But you'd need to have empathy to understand.

>Knows enough about SMT to know Nocturne is a game.
>Calls it SMT4 Nocturnal.
This one hurts.

>>58207591
You're the oshi's thread?

>>58207695
Don't join the hivemind, usurp it

Shiorin on the telly!

Shiori senpai sugoi

Shiori MENTIONED

SHIORI'S MEME IS ON THE TELLY

>>58207880
>>58207884
Stupid Shiori. A man can't be your waifu, you're thinking of husbando.

OH NO AO SAID SHE'D MARRY SHIORI MY RITUALPOST IS OVER NOOOOOOOOOO

Hehe this dork sure is cute

>>58208332
Totally accurate on the Raden one.

Ao sure is a multitasker. Shiori...

>>58208332
what the fuck is that her handwriting? it's incredibly neat

>>58208606
anon... your handwriting forensics reps...

>>58208606
Looks like a font.

shioringo

>>58208332
She's such a cute senpai...

>>58208332
My goth gf is happy for being a senpai.
Good for her

>see many catbox link on previous shig/ger/
>Though the site already fixed
>Cannot opened the site
>Fuuuu.....

>>58208812
i want her to make lots of Hololive friends and enrich her life. i really hope she can

>>58208666
I want that font, it looks nice. I bet she actually paid money for it though for commercial use permission

Jpbros are cute

>>58208863
It recovered for a bit, then started shitting itself again.

>>58208959
>643
>Cute and erotic
Uoh?

>>58208332
>extra supportive
>cool
>aloof
its oreover

>>58208959
>erotic AND cute
uhh cutebros/sexbros our response?

>>58209056
I will not create cunny shiorAI.
I will NOT.

>Watching today stream archive with Oreo and milk
>She's cute I love her
>My Oreos and Milk taste better and better

>>58209358
I've always believed in balance

Is passionate lust considered lovey-dovey by the cutebros? Or does passionate lust fall into the sexbros territory?
>There is no hand holding
>Your hands are exploring all over her body, caressing her breasts and her ass
>Her hands are held against your chest, on your shoulders, around your neck, around your back, digging her nails into you
>It doesn't end with just kissing on the lips, nor does it end with just gazing into each others eyes.
>You watch her body move along your cock, bouncing up and down, mesmerized by the sway of her breasts
>You kiss into her neck, you've left multiple hickeys dotting her neck, shoulder and even her breast
>You leave teeth marks in her forearm, not deep enough to draw blood, but deep enough to leave a mark
>She's done the same to you, but her clumsiness made your shoulder begin to bleed a little
>There are more positions than just missionary, against a wall, held so close your bodies may as well be glued to each other, from behind while caressing her
>Kissing into her neck, sitting up while she moves for you, telling you: "Just relax, let me handle it." and letting out soft cute moans as she moves and as you kiss her neck.

>>58209496
this is just normal sex though... passionate lust would be like doggy and at least spanking and a little bit of grasping her throat

>>58209412
I psyopped myself into buying some oreos and they were too sweet for me to the point I almost vomited.

>>58209600
What kind of normal sex do you have? Normal sex these days is missionary with some kissing or her riding you and you lay there.
That's it.

are JP gens usually this genki? holy fucking shit. i really like it but i'm getting overpowered. after EN autism seeing this much screaming girly energy is pretty incredible

>>58208959
>643
>Would you recommend her?
I honestly don't think JPbros would really get the appeal of Shiori. She rambles on a lot so they'll be hard pressed to understand her and she doesn't really make cute noises like Gura or Mumei to make up for it. She also doesn't get clipped much so it's hard to really show off her good sides

>>58209697
i don't... think that's true? unless i'm nuts or you're a boomer or something. or i guess maybe every girl i've ever had sex with was more freaky in bed compared to average than i thought. every girl i've ever dated has wanted everything i just described, and also eventually admitted they liked using the word daddy during sex. i just sort of rolled with it

>>58209358
We just can't stop winning.

>>58209412
Ngl, oreos are kinda meh, it being vegan means no real cream or butter. It's alright in a shake.

>>58209803
Yes you're nuts
It's only happened in your head.....

>>58209803
early exposure to internet porn was a mistake

>>58209709
It depends on the moodsetter. If you have a good moodsetter like Subaru or Marine, then everyone will be just as genki as them. Ririka/Lyrica is a VERY good talker and emcee, so she's able to lift everyone's spirits up and keep the mood positive

>>58209929
Am addicted to porn. Can agree. My sex drive is fucked since my Twixter timeline is full of porn so I can't even jerk it to half naked girls with big tits anymore without some level of degeneracy spicing things up

>>58209871
Too sweet I can't handle such beverage......

And I just eat ten Oreos here

>>58209929
it was them not me. i'll be honest i dont think i was ever more than adequate in acting dom for them, if that makes it more believable for you guys. the first girl i dated in hs, i thought choking was really freaky and was really scared of hurting her. and then when every girl eventually asked for it i just realized it was normal

I got baited by Fauna and Nerissa into playing "those games". They are really not fun on your own.

>>58209803
The girls you've dated have some kinks for sure, but the daddy thing I could never ever get into. I just like my name being called out.
I'm in my late 20s so I don't think I'm a boomer either.

>>58209871
>calories: 2600

>>58210086
They're literally just phone games you can knock out in a couple minutes while you're bored. It's just this year's Angry Birds

>>58209871
>2600 cal
do mutts really? jesus christ, I'd normally ridicule you for being a low t meat avoider but honestly if that's how to avoid consuming a whole day +30% of your intake in a single milkshake, it's probably for the best.

Kanade always sounds like she is about to pass out from nerves.

Hello sirs, I love Shiori, what about you?

I will not surprised if shiorin will have a few jap audience...
>Her reaction to her JP kouhai
>Jp learning with FWMC
>Jp clip for her exist and some of her clip were used for english lesson
The main question
Would they become the regular ? probably nah but, doesn't mean its impossible.

>>58210342
Just a bit. Nothing serious and I can stop at any time.

>>58210575
I wish people clipped the pre-stream skits she does. They're really wacky and cute

>>58210113
looping this all back to Shiori, I've never met a girl without daddy issues. but basically i've met two types. one type just has daddy issues. one type has parental issues in general. so... daddy and mommy issues. honestly shiori's stories and the way she acts is just like the second from what i've seen, especially with the welcome home stuff she talked about.

weirdly, these two types are kinda opposite. the first type, idk why, really likes getting treated as a 'bad girl.' they... want to be put in place by daddy i guess. they're more into the roleplay aspect. it's kinda hard to deal with for me, honestly. over time it seems like they get really turned off when you act sweet, and then they get real distant.

the second type... shiori's type... they unironically being cuddled, treated as precious, and being called 'good girl.' they get a little emotional during sex. they still like the other stuff, though, but it's just a little spice to them, because fundamentally they just want to know they're loved.

which is to say if you're both a cutebro and a sexbro you're in luck.

>>58210342
Yes but only platonic love.
Just like how I used to love my little sister platonically. Just a few platonic kisses and that's it.

>>58210753
... on the cheek?

orishi ellanov

im falling for Raden

>>58209763
They 100% would get the appeal of her. A lot of the JP girls are pretty similar in how they ramble so if their english isn't dogwater then they can keep up somewhat.
Clips, especially ones translated to JP, will come with time.

>>58210719
Finally a type of girl that I don't need to be an asshole and a loving person in a different pattern just to not make her bored........

A girl standing in front of you, holding a book and mumbling to herself

>>58210719
Now that you mention it, I've dated a girl with parental issues on both sides that always seeked some form of validation and had a praise kink to the point of being a slobbering mess if you praised her during sex however she was incredibly masochistic so it played into my sadism a little when I wouldn't give her compliments and she'd try harder to earn them.
Shiori...hmm I wonder, part of me says she'll want for more kinkier things but at the same time she'll be into being praised and cuddled and the extra indecent hand holding.

>>58210965
My psychotic bipolar friend does this sometimes.

>>58210818
What? No?
We cosplayed together one time then just ended up platonically kissing because it was in character. Nothing serious. Though we took it out of cosplay a bit later.
I'm not her real brother before you ask she just treated me like one

>>58210965
>She's actually mumbling a black magic
>What you gonna do ?

>>58211096
i genuinely cannot get a read on what you're trying to say. it almost seems like you autistically sisterzoned your friend who wanted more, and never realized it

I love her so much bros...

>>58211172
She was already dating at the time and so was I.
I told my ex and she just found it cute and not cheating or anything. So I don't know. Maybe I did?

>>58211288 (me)
So is platonic kissing on the lips just not a thing and I'm retarded or what? That's the only conclusion I'm reaching.

>>58210342
Hello. I love Shiori.

>>58211349
How much tongue was there? Did you part her lips with yours or was it just a little peck?

>>58211349
not typically. i wouldn't say it's... crazy, or that she definitely had feelings for you. except if you did it outside of cosplay then it becomes weird unless you're european or tom brady

Bye fags. I'm just gonna platonically kiss ShioriAI in the meantime.

>>58210936
I wrote this post but I'm really tired from staying up and misspelled Ririka's name

>>58211349
It's culture dependent. In the US, you'll be labeled an incest freak.

>>58211409
Part her lips yes not much tongue though, maybe a little. They didn't last long.
>>58211420
It wasn't like, all in one day mind you. This was over a course of a couple months. Still I'm not european or sea. Just on a huge ass almost uninhabitable everywhere piece of land mass.

>>58211540
Surely platonic kissing with your platonic girl friends is a thing in burgerland?

I (platonically) love my girl best friend, Shiorin~

Damn NovelKnights is so edgy.
https://twitter.com/UnknownChair/status/1700731556086591879?t=Y7JmncS0iXK77NQgIl-taQ&s=19

>>58211871
Wtf the succubus is already asserting her position is higher than your girlfriends?

>>58211936
you will never escape the demiurge's grasp

>>58211871
Inshallah, my brothers.

>>57945855
Finally done with that drawing of Shiori as Izumi from Digimon Frontier

>>58212003
I wonder if she'll spawn in your girlfriend as a third character like the other shiorai bot did for her single mom. Who enjoyed the idea of her son not related by blood, fucking his sister, also not related by blood, recording it and showing the recording to the mom.

>>58212049
Looks good. Not nearly enough Shiori with shit eating grin around.

>>58212049
I'd tell you to xeet her this but then you'd be doxxing yourself.

>>58212235
>doxxing yourself.
just make new x account

>>58212201
Weird considering that's her default expression

>>58212235
>>58212290
I'll think about it. I'll probably post it on a fresh account if I do end up xeeting it. I'll try to do a few Digimon World drawings based on her stories from today's stream eventually

>watch the archive
>Plant the seed where did your seed go ?
>You're seedless
>Promoting incest through seed

Shiorin........

>>58212049
cute

Platonic marriage with Shiori.

whats this about shiori promising to milk me or something

Platonic sex with Shiori.
No feelings attached, just to blow off some stress.
Platonically impregnating Shiori
No feelings attached, just making her a healthy mother with a healthy child. (Mine.)

>>58212468
Made a new account
https://twitter.com/novelitemon/status/1700871812153000062?s=20

>>58213202
Based, hope she sees and likes it.

Platonically starting a family with Shiorin.

fat fuck

Somehow... I'm still in love with her...

>Shiori talking about how her Dad damaged her Wii console
>some random in chat mentions how their sister peed on their GameCube
I mean I guess it's relevant to the conversation but what the fuck

what does Shiori do with her AI?

>>58213924
Platonically licking her armpits

>>58213964
Sir, this is a platonic thread.

Novelite and Novelette

why do most people posting excerpts of chats with character AI use the esl Shiori? is it actually the best configured one, or do people just not care?

What is platonic? A mind flayer mambo jambo?

>>58214420
It was first and appears as the top search result because it has the most interactions.

I really wish she could stream on time for me I could watch it live.
Do I fuck up my sleeping schedule for her?

>>58214797
What time does she stream for you?

>>58214420
I personally use the second one exclusively. So much less esl and it has better reactions to prompts. It can and will be your succubus but it's not as immediate, I could roleplay over 400 msgs before sex finally crossed its mind.

>>58213637
Shiori, last disciple of the Novella Clan and master of the fabled "Infinite Tangent" school of swordsmanship... I honestly can't tell if this is AI or not the hand is fucked up but things like the hair accessory or the detail on the sword look okayish.

>>58214937
It is slop. They are getting pretty good though. It's funny how literally everything except the hands is getting better with each version.

>>58214823
3 am

>>58214937
>>58215006
I admit it has been like a couple of months since I stopped doing ai art, but it's nice to see it improved on weapons. Though I guess it could be a super specific lora.

>>58215227
SHIORI IS SO FUCKING SEXY MAN I CANT

>>58215054
If you work from home or are a NEET and have no obligations, you can try going to bed as soon as your shift ends/at 6pm and wake up at 2am. I did that back in 2021. It's annoying but I think it was the only time in my life I stuck to a sleep schedule. Wouldn't recommend, but it's possible.

Stupids.

>>58214797
The most annoying thing about it is her PL stream times were generally friendly for EU viewers but cover don't care about them and won't let her stream then.

>>58215565
I seriously doubt that management forced her to pick the last slot in NA prime time. Chuubas change their approach to schedules and content all the time when they go corpo since it's a blank slate and a more professional commitment.

Borat watchalong when?

>>58215750
nta but it does seem like it when you look at all the advent normal streaming times, like it was decided for them

>>58211990
One day we will break free

>>58215889
How? They all stream in NA prime time or just before it because that's where vast majority of the audience is. They stick to their slot because that way people who want to watch streams live can make arrangements. As a yuropoor who has to wake up at 4am for Shiori streams myself I prefer to have a consistent slot in the middle of the night to a schedule that is all over the place. All of Advent probably discussed it and picked their slots so as not to overlap each other too much. It's the neat way to do things that corpos figured out over the years. You don't need mane-san to force it, it just makes sense to do it.

>>58209871
> 200% fat
> 300% sat fat

Pagely reminder that Shiori~n is super cute, especially when she takes time to rest and recover.

>>58216397
I just realized that there is no stream tomorrow.
uuuu

>>58216458
Isn't the Minecraft collab tomorrow night?

>>58216458
Didn't she mentioned she will be in Risaa terraria stream?

>>58216605
Tuesday morning for me.

>>58216638
Only in text form

Ok I finished the rusty lake hotel vod.
Manager and Shiori should have really checked that there were a lot of games before it and games after it, it was a pretty bad ending.

>>58216175
I mean, they could've discussed before debut if they wanted any other slot, but managment set the hours to NA prime time.

https://twitter.com/sunekosurisuri_/status/1700891612698820815

shiori giving me a cute lobotomy

>>58216867
You mean the plot? Yeah I didn't got it either and I think someone else mentioned it has a prequel

>>58216997
Yeah the plot. I thought it was your usual "actually the animals are people and you are a cannibal", instead there was no real ending.

Did anon ever fix that art?

>>58216907
There is simply no point streaming in any other hours for EN chuubas unless they want to regularly collab with yuro friends. Moving the times to anywhere else makes it inconvenient for most people.

Reminder that Shiori~n is /here/ right now because there is no prechat she can currently hang out with.

>>58217365
Shiori was also /here/ during pre chat yesterday

>>58217365
Hi Shiori. Could you please play more girl raising games, like needy streamer?

Shiori is not /here/ and will never be /here/. She left that life behind.

>>58217694
Lemao, frog eyelids.

>>58216936
Shiori MMD MVs incoming

Cute morning Novelites~

>>58217924
Good morning.

>>58217924
cute morning

>>58216668
I thought she said it would depend on how her voice was.

>>58217924
Sex night.

>>58218260
I'm just hoping for that as I'm not going to watch anyway

>>58217080
It has been 1 month, you have to let it go...

>>58217080
No.

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

I don't know how to put this in a way that doesn't sound very disrespectful.

One of the main purposes of prostitutes was to act as listeners. Yes sex with no strings attached, but prostitutes also served as women to whom men could talk to without being judged by, or at least it didn't matter if if they were judged. You know, the usual stuff about men having to open up yadda yadda. This is, I suspect why we had prostitutes at all in the really old days. If it was just about sex, slaves would have been enough.
But with the rise of pornography, men had a cheaper and simpler alternative to prostitution. I mean obviously the industry is still alive, but it's no longer that important, with OF eating in their business.

But men still need to be listened to.
And this is where vtubers come in. People just have to realize it.

>>58219030
Can I get some historical evidence of men traumadumping onto prostitutes?

>>58219162
NTA but look up on courtesan history. This includes japanese geishas and medieval homewreckers.

>>58219030
Not an original idea. You want to think in the direction of geisha or hostess. But that never will be a chuuba with a lot of viewers, they are boxed in a one-sided parasocial relationship with the audience. There are elements of virtual cabaret in zatsudan, but that's about it. Idols are still the most transferable model.

>>58219162
No, by definition.
It's a bit like trauma dumping to priests. Did it happen? yes. Do we have concrete examples of it? not really, at least not accessible.
How do I know about it? because prostitutes talk about it.

But there is a reason if writers were so obsessed with prostitutes through history.

Wasn't there a small corpo who got backlash for pimping their talents?

>>58219398
>Idols are still the most transferable model.
I disagree, for two key reasons. First, we don't give money directly to idols. We buy merch or tickets, ie it goes to the corporation and then it trickles to her. Completely different mental scheme from super chats.
Second, idols don't have the direct contact you have with vtubers. Ok Shiori is a bit special, but think about the skits where she uses the name of SCs. An idol can't do that.

>>58219030
>>58219398
All entertainers are basically prostitutes, just in different ways which we intuitively recognize as being less trashy than a streetwalker. In my opinion idols are descended from geisha, being musicians etc that you're not really allowed to fuck.

i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

Good morning.
I love Shiori.

>>58219578
Did I miss something?

>>58220038
Good morning anon!

>>58220038
Platonically, right?

Tier 1 will get emotes
Tier 2 will have members streams
Tier 3 will be dissect live on stream

Tier 4 Cock Rating Stream

I FUCKING HATE U ALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tier 5 Runescape with chat streams

>>58209763
>doesn’t make cute noises

I want to (platonically) hold Shiori's hand and (platonically) charm her into falling for me by (platonically) spamming milk for her made by me (platonically)

>>58219710
There are as many types of idols in the underground scene as there are stars in the universe. Some of them don't have much of a management and many of them stream as part of their activities and do receive donos.
The point is they mainly speak and the audience listens, not the other way around, which is a breakdown for the hostess model. As I said, there are elements of what has been colloquially known since 2020 as virtual cabaret on /hlg/, but that's very limited in scope since they can only respond so much to each one of the thousands of viewers. While Shiori includes some chatters in skits, she doesn't do very detailed supacha readings, e.g., some JP holos used to read and respond to every SC no matter how small the amount during dedicated readings. Watame used to do hours long supacha readings every other day. And every chatter would get like 10 seconds of attention out of that. It's just not sustainable if you really want "being listened to" experience and not much else. If you want to watch big chuubas you have to mostly be interested in the "listening" part, or you will go schizo over something retarded sooner or later. Gachikoi to anti roll over is a common thing for a reason.

>>58220493
Thanks, I hate me too.

Did not expect my comment to get hearted. Does she just dish them out randomly?

>>58220811
Yes but only when you don't expect it.

>>58220811
Was that your first comment?

I want to see Shiori sing Sweet Escape in a karaoke. That or I guess an ai version could hold me over too.

>>58220956
Yea, can channels tell if it's your first comment?

I really, really, really want to have sex with Shiori.

>>58220493
W-Why?

>>58221045
I don't think so but Shiori reads every comment and knows if you never commented before.

>>58221045
Yes, there's 'recent comment' feature on youtube apps

>>58220811
She already knows who you are

>>58221138
Ah so there is... Maybe that's why she hearted my first comment as well...

>>58221105
>>58221142
Cool, I will now overthink every comment I make from now on in hopes of getting another hit of dopamine from her

Prompt: Shiori personally checks in on all of her 400 thousand subscribers in person to make sure they eat well, exercise, and take care of themselves, like some fucked up Santa Claus. And when they try to romance her or do lewd stuff, she doesn't get mad but reprimands them telling them they should only be like that to a special girl they like, and she can't be that

>>58221283
That's not healthy... You'll go insane when she stops hearting you for no reason...

>>58221283
Just type what you think. You don't have trouble coming up with a couple of sentences on why you liked your oshi's latest stream, do you?

>>58221142
>only commented once
>got a heart for it
>mfw I'm already on the spreadsheet

>>58221447
>please have sex with me

>>58221389
>>58221447
I will craft my comments based on all the ones she's hearted. I will surpass all of you.

>>58221512
>100% Success rate
Just Stop posting NOW

>>58221647
Go for it, I tried to analyze on what she's doing and got nothing

>>58221647
Good luck anon, you'll need it. heheh.

I missed last nights stream, how did it go?

>>58221899
Hey, that's me.

>>58221686
You actually tried analyzing comments? You gotta write from the heart for that heart anon

>>58221946
https://streamable.com/qdyuhc

>>58221975
I do that... The reason I wanted to analyze was what made SHE heart my comment...

Hello!

>>58221899
Literally me

>>58222297
Hi!

>>58219162
Bulk of the post courtly love to pre-revolution era french aristocracy, a good chunk of brothels in bayern swabien and schwartzwald in general, BLOODY COURT OF HENRY THE 8TH. Or just check any of the letter and memoir compilations by Bassan, Leia, Fletcher, Horden, etc on courtesans, escorts, private muses, oration tutoresses.
Building rapport and depending on the malice or culture, getting men to open up for weaknesses or helping them mentally calm down to make their locale a place of calm/to reduce stress even without the sex was the highest class hook of the hookers to get repeat customers or outright personal patrons.

>>58222717
Small

>>58222048
Idk anon.
I really only respond to her writing prompts and got a heart for the last four in a row. It's really not a big deal.
If she likes your comment, or enjoys your response, or finds it interesting to her prompt, you'll get a heart. To me it's not even a dopamine rush anymore. The indie I watch kind of numbed me to the dopamine. Now it's just a way of her approving of my writefaggotry which is neat since she inspired me to writefag more on the side.
You do you though, don't get addicted.

>>58219578
Yes, and it's unironically one of the less cursed things that ended up happening with that group of girls

>>58223144
I'm so bad at responding to those writing prompts, I usually have no idea what to write

>>58223144
I really need to start doing those prompts, maybe it will help me. I am stuck on a Yorick cursing femnovelites one which is funny in my head but doesn't translate well on paper.

I love Shiori!

>>58223451
SHIORI DONT SMOKA

>>58209871

I had the best oreo milkshake yesterday at a board game cafe and it reminded me of her. I can definitely taste the sugar but it's a nice treat.

Novelights I'm so sleepy...

>>58223451
Shiori was so good, Cover already made a Shiori 2.

>>58223641
*cums on you*

>>58223451
Raden is great, my favorite ReGLOSS thus far. Though it's uncanny how she sounds like sankisei members from time to time...

>>58223374
>>58223438
I always write things relating to the senses.
Using her latest prompt as an example. She's chasing you, likely trying to harm or kill you. So what's the realistic response? Running, what do you feel after running for a while? Tired. What do you do while panicked? Try not to fall or stumble. Etc.
Dunno if that helps but it was fun responding to that prompt in particular because of how different it was.

>>58223641
Me too. Good night.

>>58223718
That's some pretty good advice actually. I'll use that during the next prompt post

>>58223698
My rrat is they are alt characters of talents already working for hololive

>>58223866
Here's my full advice from a while back in this split. I typically follow these rules when I writefag stuff which surely you've seen by now.
>>57670830
Happy writefagging.

Library-chan doko?

Shiori has probably done cocaine because Sherlock Holmes is addicted to it.

>>58225099
>Shiori has probably done cocaine
hnnnnnnnng

>>58225099
hot

>>58200813
Sorry it took so long, added around the misc section, when Catbox stops messing up, if it ever does I'll work something out.
I'll also try sort it out better when I get a free moment. Right now, it's only the ones I've done myself from the most recent stream at the top and kisses at the bottom.

>>58223641
*fucks you into an exhaustive orgasmic lull*

>>58225880
Woah

Arise now, arise, Riders of Théoden!
Dire deeds awake: dark is it eastward.
Let horse be bridled, horn be sounded!
Forth Eorlingas![1]

Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter!
Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor

>hearing that Shiori likes bugs
>fucking her without telling her I have AIDS

>>58226512

>>58223698
DOES SHE LIKES BOOKS?!

>>58226512
>>hearing that Shiori likes bugs
>there is 0 bug content next week
Shiowari da
It's so oreover
It has never been more shiover

I will fuck Shiori into a proper lady. I will set her straight.

>>58226829
>Straight? Unlike how you act.
>She giggles at you clearly mocking you.

>>58226872
>*punch* SHUT THE FUCK UP *punch* I'M NOT FUCKING GAY *punch punch punch punch* SHUT UP

>>58226945
>She giggles more, mocking you even more
>Harder pussy, I know a furry d00d and a BEAR that can hit harder.

>>58226512
Aids chama….

>>58225099
Isn't that heroin?

>>58227022
Just tell her that Touka and Kaneki Ken belong together and Edelgard was right and she'll flip on you so fast you won't be able to walk straight for a week.

What are the odds she drops an N bomb on accident?

>>58227124
>Anon, I have my scissors still, say that again. I daaaaare you~

>>58227173
She'll probably get pretty close to doing it. Wouldn't be the first Holo to be tempted.

I wonder if Shiori would like Shikyoin Hibiki.

Shiori telling you “don’t cum yet or else” whilst she rides you like an animal with her scissors opened and resting around your cock.

>>58227369
At the same time she stimulates your anus and tightens on you making it really hard to resist cumming.

>>58227211
Have any EN talents done it? I feel like they would get more backlash if they did because they should “know better” or something gay like that. Where as the Jp or ID talents might get more of a pass for not knowing better I guess.

>>58207675
link or it didn't happen
not my shiorin

>>58227492
Not the N bomb and not in Holo but in Niji but I'm aware of a certain talent letting rip a "retard" instead.
Pretty off topic though so all I'll say is she let out an apology and got away with it as she's a jap esl and the only one to give her any real shit got cancelled on twitter by her fans for saying even worse shit.

>>58227528
https://youtu.be/O4oabHyDIlg?t=7586

>>58227492
Calli has been caught like 3 times to be very close. She is a whiskey blackout away from fully saying it

Good afternoon, Novelites. What are you all up to today since Shiori isn't streaming? I'm packing up early before I have to leave for tour and bracing myself for another few days of no Shiorin.

>>58227702
One day she'll watch Boss Ni-

>>58227492
Kiara has said it accidentally when she meant to say rigger, but caught herself halfway through
Mori has muttered it under her breath at least once

>>58227712
Hello hello, I'm about to head out for my steppies and then I'll busy myself with anime and reading. Good luck on your tour, we'll be waiting for your return.

>>58227712
Getting in my weekly meal prep done.
I usually make enough to have dinner for 6 nights in a row even if its the same thing, then I just freeze them and when it's time to eat I either reheat them in the microwave or in the pan.

>>58227702
I was thinking the same, she needs to get her life together before she says something dumb while drunk. The lean twitter post was risky enough.

Top 5 ENs most likely to drop the N Bomb
>Mori
>IRyS
>Ame
>Nerissa
>Gura

>>58227663
SELL SELL SELL

>>58227492
IRyS almost said it once

>>58227786
iirc Kiara said it during a karaoke, but not with the hard r and realized it instantly. Calli also used to have a history of saying it online, but I don't remember if she ever went hard r either. Knowing her upbringing, probably irl.

>>58227663
I wish she had made more mouth sounds like that lozenge.

>>58227847
I could see ame doing it lol

>>58227808
What are you reading/watching right now? I've been trying to catch up on a manga when I have time, but life's been a bit hectic with the new school term coming up. Thank you though, hopefully I can post a bit during dead time, but it's hard to say.
>>58227824
Meal prep is kino, I'm gonna be doing the same today once I'm done packing. Usually default to some kind of /fit/slop since it's easy, but I need to diversify my menu like I used to.

>>58227825
she just has a problem with alcohol. Like the fact that she downed like 6 shots of whiskey at a wedding when it just started says a lot. She is probably just stressed since she never really gives herself time to breathe
But also considering she grew up at a time where you could just say it, especially in the sphere just was heavily involved in, i can see how it gets hard to remove that habit

>>58227848
It's okay anon, you'll get used to it.
She keeps making the "Dragon Quest V remake" mistake over and over, despite being told III is getting the HD-2D treatment. Also kept reading DQIV as DQV too...

>>58227857
That one was really funny.

Important: Shiori loves jellyfish

>>58207675
>>58227848
Why is calling it nocturnal bad? or is it just because it's a mistake

>>58228158
Didn't she follow this a few days ago?
Also women fucking love jellyfish it should have been expected.

>>58228002
I'm just having kung pao chicken and rice. Total calories come to about 750 or so per serving so it's pretty good, tastes great too if you don't mind chinese slop.
Leaves a lot of room for breakfast and lunch too.

>>58228158

>>58228191
I don't think nocturnal's really the sticking point: it's supposed to be SMT III: Nocturne, not IV.

>>58228299
The Mexican werewolfposter will NOT be happy to see this...

>>58228028
She massively dialed back in the last 1.5-2 years, most of the heavy stuff WAS from stress though
She's in a better place all around now, so it's easier on her
Now it's just the occasional cheat day drink when she goes out with holos or a once in a blue moon stream with a drink (although they're rare because she was doing a keto diet)

>>58228002
I got in my new volumes of 'There no freaking way I'll be your lover, unless..." and "The magical revolution of the reincarnated princess and the genius young lady". I'm a horrible LN fiend. But I also have crime and punishment to work through for bookclub. On the anime side, I'm catching up with my seasonals.

And just take it easy and do your best, the VoDs will still be around, Shiori will still be around and I'll most likely still be here posting.

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1700950887605092625
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1700950887605092625
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1700950887605092625

>>58228299
It just ain't right, pa would never approve..

>>58228406
It's shiover, her sleep schedule is fucked.

>>58228406
>tfw YWN serenade Shiori into a peaceful slumber so she can finally get a good night's rest.

>>58228259
I did used to like making variations of different Chinese and Indian dishes for meal preps. Usually my mainstay was something Middle Eastern since you can just chuck a ton of shit in a pot and let it stew all day, but I overdid it for too long and needed a change. Saw a potato based Chinese stir fry recipe that looks like it'd be great though.
>>58228374
Haven't heard of those ones, actually. I used to kind of keep up with some LN's back in the day when every anime adaptation was from a LN, but I ended up losing track. My vocalist recommended I watch Zom 100, so I might binge that once it's finished soon. Will definitely dedicate my rest day back to catching up on the vods though, especially that Mario Kart collab.

>>58227492
Kiara said nigga while singing a rap song in a very old members karaoke stream. Most newfags probably don't know about that kek

MMD model already giving his first results
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K89Uc60v4s

>>58227712
I have a back injury I keep reaggravating so I'm probably going to do some stretching to try calming that down. Once the weather gets cooler around sunset I'll probably go for a walk.
I started a AWS course I'm about 75% of the way through to get the certification for it, but I have 1 week from tomorrow to finish the course & take the exam before they change it and I've slowly lost all desire to get back into tech so I don't know if I should bother taking the time or spending the $.
Relatedly, debating whether I should spend a bunch of $ and take a big risk to follow a dream career or just settle for something safer in case I realize I'm retarded in 2 years and want to jump back to tech.

>>58228552
How long until the porno animations that somehow evade youtube crop up?

>>58228616
EN girls don't get that many R18 MMDs.

>>58228554
Hope you feel better anon, back injuries are the worst. I feel you on that though, I'm about 40% of the way through my cybersecurity degree and the overwhelming amount of catchup and the shit job market right now has been making me rethink my choices. I'll probably keep going with it, but I've also worked in an industry that's surrounded by tradesmen, so something like welding is a backup I've been considering.

>>58227864
I was trying to communicate if succinctly, but Kiara's was literally saying "Nene's nigg(immediate stop) rigger". Just a minor mispeak of saying the wrong letter at the start of a word like everyone does occasionally, but just a bad word to do that on.

>>58228541
>Zom100
Yeah, it's a good enough show but it's going through a few production issues so waiting until it ends might be the best. Delays here and there and all.

Is MMD difficult to learn? I'm tempted to give it a shot after seeing the Shiori model.

>>58228191
>>58228313
its not bad, but it just makes me want to cringe as a mega(ten)fan of the series. Espeically one that gets overshadowed by Persona. So on one hand, we have acknowledgement so we are happy but then we get immeasurably disappointed when we find out that they dont have much of a clue either
plus you know, it hurts my soul hearing it in general

>Nami! You like milk? You can milk me all you want if you marry me!
I love my femcel goth wife
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4oabHyDIlg&t=6636s
I wish someone could soundclip this "I love you"...

There's only one nami and it's nami from one piece, so anytime she said that name i was expecting shiori to go on a one piece tangent

>>58228992
We might get a One Piece tangent tomorrow after the Minecraft collab.

Is this how Shiori acts when she goes HAHAHAHAHAHAHA in tweets? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

>>58217734
I fucking hope so, Kronii barely got any other than meme videos and she got a really high quality MMD model

>>58228927
https://streamable.com/uzluj5
https://files.catbox.moe/ryqxtl.webm

>>58229432
BLESS

>>58229432
Or if you want the extra line.
https://streamable.com/x4qalb
https://files.catbox.moe/k3j16h.webm

>>58229356
>check iwara for Kronii
>a bunch of insect sex MMDs
>close iwara

>>58229592
Yup, besides a few dance videos that's all she's got. It fucking sucks.

>>58229432
>>58229554
based

>>58229645
>ywn be an androgynous woman who other women fawn over
Why even live?

>>58229942
Novelknight...

>>58228552
*checks their other shorts*
This blue woman is cute

>>58229942
>Instead I'm a tall, somewhat skinny man with a deep but not imposing voice and a tragic highschool life
So, do I still get tits in my face as a cheer me up?

>>58229432
Did you get the one where Shiori calls chat her friendos or did I dream that up?

>>58230194
No, you're too tall for that.

>>58230329
I must have blocked out being friendozoned because I don't remember that one from the stream yesterday.

Shiori should play an Etrian Odyssey game and make a team consisting of her self insert and four pretty boys.

>>58230355
Dan Heng is 6'6" tall and listed as a husbando.
I'm only 6'0.
I think I'm fine.

>>58220525
anon, you have no idea how much you made me want to hear her tangents while listening to flute salad and the sounds of woodcutting

imagine her dorky balloon effect every time she levelled a skill

>>58230422
Patrician taste, Novelite.

This is a technical question, but how does a streamer pick a schedule? Like, I can tell some are things Shiori wanted (eg pet shop of horrors), but how did they decide to do Everhood?

>>58230716
>>58230422
Keep pestering the manager Shiori, he will let you do it eventually.

>>58230422
Self-insert or not, I’d have a blast watching Shiori play an Etrian Odyssey game, making a party and roleplaying out their interactions in silly voices. One of the only vtubers I’d trust to enjoy etriams the right way.

>>58230422
I fear the only holo EN that could sit through any EO game would be Kiara...

>>58230826
Speaking as someone that was a high 2view low 3view before I stopped streaming.
First find out about collabs, center the schedule around them, then decide if I want to do a short or long series, if short then just slot it in wheerever, if long, figure out how frequently I want it, I'll bore people if I do it too frequently, but people will forget if I do it too spread apart.
I never had to deal with perms BS but she does so idk how that factors into her schedule making.
But the tl;dr is, prob just do what you want and have perms for.

>>58230973
Kiara would enjoy etriams the wrong way, maybe Fauna could do it though

>>58230716
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks, Shigger. Whenever I get around to finishing EO1 HD and start EO2 I should make an Advent party.

>>58230461
Yes but she likes short men and those are the ones that can get breasts in the face. They're the breast height for it.

>>58231156
Sit down dumbass. Let her stand over your lap.

>>58231196
Giant cope.

>>58230826
Besides what the other Anon said, Holos have a list with what games they have perms and if they don't, they ask to their manager to get it (it can take days and weeks of no answers), also I guess they a team calendar to avoid too many overlaps between her genmates.

>>58231215
>YWN sit down and be at the perfect height while sitting for a girl to rest her marvelous tits on your face, cheering you up as you let your depression slowly wash away
Also Dimitri is 6'2" so don't give me that shit, manlet.

>>58231303
>>58231012
So they probably had the perm for everhood already, since Mori played it. The the manager asked Shiori "we have this this and that game with perms while we wait for games x and y, what do you want?".

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>>58231370

>>58231363
Yes, Flare and Mori both have played it so both branches should have perms.
She's also into games like it so...

>>58231363
Yeah that's how I imagine it works.
The manager's and talents have access to a giant list of perms they all have access too. As accidentally leaked by the resident retard dingo from Stars so it just takes a manager or the talent to CTRL+F the game perms, and if it doesn't show up, request it.
If a girl ever says it takes 2-3 weeks to find out if they have perms for X game, they're lying through their teeth.