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>be me
>space renegade on a mission with Nari
>our ship gets hammered by a freakin' relativistic e-beam shot
>Nari's lucky to be breathing, but the shooter needs target practice in hell
>they couldn't hit a floating asteroid if their life depended on it
>Nari's job is to inject malware into the enemy ship's veins
>plan A: infiltrate, upload, and turn their systems into cosmic mush
>Nari's stealth skills? Let's just say a blind space slug would do better
>she got caught mid-hack and thrown into the brig like scrap metal
>plan B: obliterate their defenses and tear them a new black hole
>then I wake up from cryosleep, the last hope for this cosmic circus
>Nari must've sent a signal to her team while I was dreaming of a peaceful death
>transponder's on, ready to unleash the gates of space hell
>we gotta annihilate their defenses and pave the way for Nari's vengeful crew
>we're the ruthless conquerors of the cosmos!
>oh, and guess what we found in their dank hangar? A trove of twisted cargo
>they collect souls like a galactic harvest, fueling their sickening desires
>bounty hunters or pirates, it doesn't matter; they're depraved scum
>justice? Nah, they prefer the sweet scent of chaos and the bitter taste of misery
>the conflict is as twisted as a supernova collapsing upon itself
>but hey, who cares about answers when there's blood to be spilled?
>some lame-ass vtuber related to them graduated, forgotten like space dust
>we're the new stars, born from the abyss, ready to orchestrate the symphony of doom
>cue the cosmic fireworks, lasers cutting through the darkness, screams echoing in the void
>we're tearing their pathetic vessel apart, piece by forsaken piece
>Nari's leading the charge, her wrath painting the walls with shades of cosmic agony
>finally, we reach the control deck, the heart of their doomed existence
>I hack their system like a digital reaper, releasing the viral apocalypse
>malware uploaded, an inferno of chaos unleashed upon their vessel
>lights flicker, alarms wail, and their ship convulses in its death throes
>we did it, my fellow interstellar hunters! Victory tastes like blood-soaked triumph!
>Nari's friends storm the ship, bringing the fury of a dying star to those who remain
>we rendezvous amidst the wreckage, drenched in the crimson essence of our conquest
>we saved the day, condemned those pretenders to cosmic damnation, and reveled in the screams of our enemies
>another chapter in our cosmic odyssey comes to a close, marked by death and desolation
>until the next time, my battle-hardened brethren, when we plunge into the abyss once more
>space cataclysms: where malware dances with death, and the galaxy quakes in fear!be me
>space renegade on a mission with Nari
>our ship gets hammered by a freakin' relativistic e-beam shot
>Nari's lucky to be breathing, but the shooter needs target practice in hell
>they couldn't hit a floating asteroid if their life depended on it
>Nari's job is to inject malware into the enemy ship's veins
>plan A: infiltrate, upload, and turn their systems into cosmic mush
>Nari's stealth skills? Let's just say a blind space slug would do better
>she got caught mid-hack and thrown into the brig like scrap metal
>plan B: obliterate their defenses and tear them a new black hole
>then I wake up from cryosleep, the last hope for this cosmic circus
>Nari must've sent a signal to her team while I was dreaming of a peaceful death
>transponder's on, ready to unleash the gates of space hell
>we gotta annihilate their defenses and pave the way for Nari's vengeful crew
>we're the ruthless conquerors of the cosmos!
>oh, and guess what we found in their dank hangar? A trove of twisted cargo
>they collect souls like a galactic harvest, fueling their sickening desires
>bounty hunters or pirates, it doesn't matter; they're depraved scum
>justice? Nah, they prefer the sweet scent of chaos and the bitter taste of misery
>the conflict is as twisted as a supernova collapsing upon itself
>but hey, who cares about answers when there's blood to be spilled?
>some lame-ass vtuber related to them graduated, forgotten like space dust
>we're the new stars, born from the abyss, ready to orchestrate the symphony of doom
>cue the cosmic fireworks, lasers cutting through the darkness, screams echoing in the void
>we're tearing their pathetic vessel apart, piece by forsaken piece
>Nari's leading the charge, her wrath painting the walls with shades of cosmic agony
>finally, we reach the control deck, the heart of their doomed existence
>I hack their system like a digital reaper, releasing the viral apocalypse
>malware uploaded, an inferno of chaos unleashed upon their vessel
>lights flicker, alarms wail, and their ship convulses in its death throes
>we did it, my fellow interstellar hunters! Victory tastes like blood-soaked triumph!
>Nari's friends storm the ship, bringing the fury of a dying star to those who remain
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