/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

bigfish is real

Possible quickie members stream before Rust.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>31374039
That weird little stifled laugh sounds like a different person for some reason

I started watching Gura's rust vods
I kind understand it now bros...
I see now why the shark idol is so powerful

BIG FISH
BIG WATER

>>31374018
nice

Gawr Gura jumping on a dick XXX ... sweetsharkiehole, onlyfans, sperm, homemade, cum, hole, ass, cumshot. [01:45] Jumps on a_dick (cum on the ass)_OnlyFans ...

>membership expired right after my debit card did
>new card will arrive on thursday
Oh man, I hope I won't miss any member streams in these 4 days...

RIP chumbuds

Tiny miniature woman.

>>31374471
? Just buy a pre-paid and use that temporarily

>>31374471
If Gura streams in the next four days I'll cum on myself

I wonder what threads Gura browses on /x/ outside of innawoods threads

She finally opened up superchats after having it stuck on members for a while.

https://twitter.com/bangdreamgbp_EN/status/1561261824938573826

>>31374497
She's so easy to manhandle. You can bend her in every way imaginable on every piece of furniture.

anon needs diapee correction again

>>31374744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D96coBQZAo

No chumbud here would have the balls to correct Gura. Except for me. I can do it.

>>31374801
Probably not Gura?

>>31375123
cum hole

>>31375123
sauce me boss

all this almost daily gura content, either thru streams, member posts, twitter activity
it's super refreshing. im glad gura is getting over her fear of social media and is opening up in general

This shark is too damn sexy

>>31375170
It's Foobs, Sora and Akutan, so no Goob.

>>31374210
What's this new thing that you learned?

I miss gura's hat, bros
She is so cute in it

>>31376076
Sorry but I need to sit on her head

>>31376076
its nice for a change but twintails are peak cute

Gifted memberships are still on...

>>31376905
Its okay, most chumbuds are based and hate gifting membership, last stream we only had that one faggot who got unnoticed which should deter other attention whores from following his example

>>31374039
She knew exactly what she was doing given the context, gotta appreciate fanservice straight from the source.

>>31376905
they likely don't have a choice in the matter and its just when Susan turns it on.
since it's still a new feature youtube is likely to have it on/off across different regions to test it

>>31377378
Yeah, it's a Susan thing. Fucking hell I wish they could just let people turn it on/off on their own already.

>>31377443
i'm hoping that once its fully enabled/finished you give creators that option

>>31376905
>>31377378
>>31377443
My friend wanted me to gift him a membership since he's a neet, but I told him no. Am I a bad friend?

>>31377743
no since you don't get to chose who you gift to, its random

>>31377743
Yes. Don't teach your friend to be a freeloader.

>>31377743
If he can't afford 5 bucks for Gura he needs to re-prioritize his expenses.

>>31377743
You can't choose who to gift, also it's fucking 5 bucks. If you can't afford to splurge on 3 or so cups of coffee a month then you have more pressing concerns than wanting membership content.

>>31377153
Gura is duplicitous in the best way. Her teasing (fan service) has nuance and guile, cementing her as the #1 strongest VTuber.

She's really embracing the cryptid meme

>>31377793
>>31377856
>>31377920
>>31378019
He's a leech that spends money on gacha

>>31378432
Definitely the right move then. If he can't refrain from spending $5 on gacha to put towards Gura, he doesn't deserve her membership.

Wtf, when did the bigfish meme break containment???

>>31378609
Gura broke it.

>>31376905
Man, just give me a fucking DECENT argument about why gifted memberships are bad, JUST ONE

>>31378432
what good is that chainmail suit when the bite will definitely leave you with a broken limb.

>>31378609
When she found out we were stalking her

>>31378639
There have been several, but the biggest one is that more members, especially those who don't even care enough about Gura to save up $5, makes member streams a lot less comfy. We want Gura to be comfortable and let her guard down more around members, and not be hounded the "jokes" and incessant questions that greys usually spam.

>>31378702
Placebo effect for divers, friend

>>31378609
When Gura made it by naming herself "BigFish".

>>31378822
Imagine if I get to check her member content and feel motivated to keep renewing my membership, isn't that good?

>>31378639
They might get in the way of our sharkmaid ERP.

>>31378822
> "jokes"
You know it would be better if she would feel better making the same jokes in public streams so she can go all the way in members.

i've been with my gf (now ex) now for 3 years and about 2 years ago i got into watching vtubers and gura has always been my favorite. about a year ago my gf found out i had been watching them and was curious too and i was watching Calli when she found out. she was okay with it but she said she'd be upset with me if it "spent too much money" on it and i told her i havn't spent once cent.
well, flashforward to two nights ago and i was watching gura clips and my gf had been drinking and saw what i was watching. she got really mad and accused me of being a attracted to gura and said she was creeped out that i would watch her. we had a big fight where she threw a patron bottle and it hit me in the head, it didn't break so she picked it up again and threw it but she missed and it broke the front window of our apartment. after that my gf got in her car and said she was going back to her moms house. well after the window got broken the neighbors had called the cops and they showed up and assumed it was me broke the window and chased my gf off. i didn't want to explain what the argument had started over but i tried telling them it wasn't me who broke the glass since i wasn't inebriated. they were about to put me in cuffs but they got a call from dispatch that they had just arrested someone in a hit and run and it was gf. she blew just above after they pulled her over for side swiping a parked car and a cop saw her run. she so was arrested for that plus a DUI. she called around midnight begging me to post her bail before the friday night cutoff so she wouldn't be stuck in the drunk tank all night and then be stuck in the county jail till monday. I told her i thought she deserved this and that she needed to get help for her drinking problem. i don't want to break up with her but she needs help
but the problem now is that she just tried coming home because i guess her mom posted her bail and was super pissed of at me. she said she's "talking to a lawyer" to file a report on me for watching gura since she think im messed up in the head and think i might have "illegal images" on my computer if i watch her.
the worst part is, is if this actually goes to court, the state i live in can actually subpoena gura for contextual input for any "evidence" they find (pro tip: theres nothing like that)


I think i will legitimately die if gura has to go to court because my (now ex) gets far enough with this. i just want to apologize to everyone here in advance if this disrupts her schedule

tldr

>>31379390
ogey

>>31374744
Anon deliver doko?

>>31379390

>>31379425
anon has a drunken ex-gf who might sue him due to her getting a due and it might subpoena gura due to it being caused by him watching hef

>>31378702
Some defense is better than no defense.

>>31379564
Anon, wanna have unprotected sex? I'm incredibly horny right now and my balls are about to explode. Please say yes, I NEED IT HOLY SHIT I CANNOT, I FUCKING NEED IT

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gura likes DBD so much it's the game she had a record on for longest played time in a day, I tried it and unsurprisingly sucked so much I wanted to off myself. Should I give up or keep trying to improve? I wish to friend her on DBD some day but like this she's just gonna laugh and block me, maybe if I get better I have a higher chance. I'm willing to invest in Adderall but then I realize it would be a radical change of lifestyle for me who never used "narcotics" before and always talked shit about them, I read it's not that bad compared to raw amph though.

Saw this on twitter, is there other things like bf and nessie where you can edit gura on?

Were there any big fish sightings or just the Kiara maybe sighting?

>>31379708
>>31379390
Just a heads up, I'm going to report you post for beong extremely low quality
>you just announc-
yeah

>>31379390

>>31379913
skunk ape
>>31379934
BIGFISH confirmed
>>31378409
>>31379123

>>31374895
I am going to sell my soul to the devil to arrange a meet cute with Gura and have her fall in love with me and before I marry her I am going to make her do an asmr stream while wearing a diaper to trigger the anti diaper schizo

>>31378702
The shark will probably let go after biting the chainmail.

>>31379390
Well that was an interesting read, so if true I assume she was actually seething from the second she caught you watching mori and finding out you also watch a shark child was just the final push over the edge for her to try to brain you with a bottle.
Fucking women.

>>31379390
Christ jesse what have you done

>>31379985
hey, I just gave a tldr like the anon requested

>>31380091
You need to be 18 or older to use this website

>>31379913
Flatwoods monster

>>31380112
Here's your tldr, the baseball nigger did a LARPy wucky again

>>31380112
Wasn't a request, I was stating that the post was too long and I didn't read it.

>>31380107
You need to be 18 years old or older to use this website

>>31380141
>>31380275
We know, question is, are you over 18 posting petty shit like that?

>>31379390
my fucking sides anon. Probably fake and gay but if it's not holy fuck your GF sounds like she needs help.

>>31379390
Kek.
>nothing in the archive
It wasn't a copypasta. You actually wrote this from scratch.

>things that never happened

>>31376076
I do wish she'd wear the hoodie more. Of course I also want more of her old ukulele theme too.

>>31380091
>>31380348
>Obvious catalognigger tourists

>>31380225
you right, i misinterpreted your post

>>31378639
Grays tend to be shitters and being gifted a sub lets them be shitters on the member streams too. Of course "not all grays" but enough of them.

>>31380510
Anon you realize my pekor image is and edit of an image literally drawn by Gura right?

>>31374895
Damn, you weirdo. Is that a man? I can't tell

>>31380343
>31379390
Come back when you finish high school

Can't wait to see this on twitter!

>>31371406
So, this is going to sound fucked. But I was in one of those poal discussions that are bad, and the second the stream started yesterday the girls made like 4 direct references to things that were said in the poal

>>31379895
Unless you really like playing as the killer in DBD, its probably not worth playing that game for too long desu

>>31380621
thanks vt_takes fan #5546456545, very informative

>>31379390
>commiting to 3dpd even once
you had this coming anon...
glad you're safe tho, but i hope you don't get me too'd into oblivion. you're going to be alright from now on, just keep on loving your oshi.

>>31380710
why are you replying to bait?

>>31379390
anon this sounds like the behaviour of a child...

>>31380903
TUT

>>31380710
She doesn't always play the killer. I'm just trying to find a way to become a friend on equal terms with her and so far this seems like the way with highest chance and even if this chance is still extremely small it still gives me hope.

>>31380873
>pff who would want to become friends with their oshi? must be some cripple baiter

>>31374039
That laugh makes me think she either realized what she was doing or knew exactly what she was doing.

Now I may be a bit slow, but I'm beginning to think the anons on this thread who jump at shadows are actually falseflaggers instead of schizos.

>>31380708
brown nigger retard. never post here again

>>31380576
What would happen if a “Grey shitter” pays a membership, wouldn't that be literally the same?

Following your logic, paying for a membership should be abolished too. Because after paying 5 dollars, a “Grey shitter” can instantly become a member. That's why I can't understand this whole “hurr durr, fuck gifted memberships” shit

>>31379390
You and your gf deserve each other.

>>31379895
Kinda said I played friday the 13th that she hated over dead by daylight back in 2017. It could have been ME who was grooming the shork, it should have been me. I think I went on a date with a girl that was her age that year two. Did not go on a second date, but the girl was deaf or someshit and I got to play laser tag and drive go carts because she was too young to drink

>>31380978
>let me post about trying to friend her on a game she doesn't play anymore and in a way that would absolutely never happen
try to make your bait less obvious next time retard

>>31381159
>she doesn't play anymore
Why would you think that?

>>31374895
That's a male isn't it

>>31381083
Holy shit you are retarded. If you are willing to pay you are obviously more inversted than someone who isn't. Actively deciding to pay for something and getting it for free without even asking for it is different. How do you not get that?

>>31381227
Because she said it on stream faggot, but you clearly don't watch those

>>31381003
I am white, unlike >(((you)))

>>31381254
I don't have hyperthymesia like some schizo or like you and when did she even say that? not recently because I watched all her streams in 2022. Even if she said something like that it doesn't mean she just won't play the game anymore, she streamed DBD in 2020 and I'm sure she still plays it on her own every now and then.

>>31381083
Again, you have no idea how much of a filter that 5 bucks is. Your other argument earlier was decent but there's one thing that I find wrong with it. Gura's membership has been excellent for basically a year now. If you're still a chumbud at this point then you're also probably in a fan community about gura and whether you may be on discord, reddit, twitter, facebook, or /here/, I find it hard to believe that these communites don't hype up gura's member content especially since a lot of her member content do get leaked which means that those greys already know how good gura's membership is already and if they still don't do it then they just don't want to at this point.

>>31381454
Watch the minecraft frog stream again faggot, that was her most recent mention that she doesn't play the game anymore. Why would you go out of your way to pander to a girl you can't even pay attention to.

>>31381567
>you go out of your way to pander to a girl you can't even pay attention to
You don't know shit. I may be forgetful, can't deny that because I can't even remember the name of my colleagues at work but she's the person I love the most in my life.

>>31381251
5 dollars is a major investment in some places, not having disposable income to pay a membership makes you less invested in something?

Tell me a way to measure how invested someone is in something (don't use money)

>>31381776
>>31381567
she said she didn't have DbD installed in the frog stream and that she didn't even know there was an update because she hadn't played it in at least a month

>>31379390
>the state i live in can actually subpoena gura for contextual input
Roru. You're a retard.

Sex.

>>31381813
We need 3D model skirt lifts.

TuuT

>>31381994
where the fuck do you guys find these ecchi pictures? I only find brutal rape

>>31382042
I draw them

>>31381994
Gura during our special members streams.

>>31382042
That's an edit of Klaius art.

>>31382122
>>31381994
>After the stream ends

>>31381810
Her membership isn't that expensive, it costs as much as a decent lunch with some sides, or half a box of pizza, or a large milk tea, or 3 cans of soda, or half a chicken roast, or 5 medium bags of chips, or basically any lunch menu item from any fast food place. Unless you're living some fucked up place which probably is only a really small fraction of any chuuba's audience, you should be able to afford membership. And if you can't, you have more pressing concerns than watching some shark girl.
t.seanigger with trident

>>31381542
Anon, the way that you're classifying how invested someone is in Gura is 5 bucks.

If I was a day 1 fan that doesn't have the income to pay a 5 dollar monthly membership, does that make me less of a fan?

i want to rub my pp on her tum tum T u T

>>31382168
That was one of the POVs during last karaoke.

>>31382235
Yes, I'ts kinda cheap, but you have to pay it once a month (I'm not talking from experience because I'm a trident already). But I've seen situations where people can't afford to pay one, but they're absolutely in love with Gura's content.

>>31382239
The amount of fans that are genuine that can't afford membership are much smaller than the amount of retarded greys that say "le funny haha shork say x" that don't give a shit and make chat worse. Gura has basically said it multiple times at this point that members chat is comfier and streaming publicly feels like "the wild west", it also shows in the amount of member streams she does. Yes it's sad that some actual fans get filtered as well but it's "worth it" because it filters more retards than actual fans.

>>31381810
>5 dollars is a major investment in some places
In 3rd world shitholes. I don't want to see some troglodyte's gibberish in member chats.
>not having disposable income to pay for a membership makes you less invested in something?
Not being WILLING to pay for something does. Gifts are random, for all you know you could be getting an anti a membership.
>Tell me a way to measure how invested someone is in something
It's only logical that people who sacrifice something, in this case 5 bucks, are on average more invested than someone who doesn't. There's no need to measure any particular persons investment. You might as well be asking how I know that someone who watches every stream is more invested than someone who only tunes in once a week.

Look at my virginal maiden idol gremlin daughter shark cat wife.

>>31381859
I remember that part about the update now, my bad. It doesn't necessarily mean she will never play the game ever again though.

>>31382699
>You might as well be asking how I know that someone who watches every stream is more invested than someone who only tunes in once a week.
That's literally the argument that I'm trying to understand, I agree that there's a huge risk of giving an anti a membership, but you can't measure how invested someone is in something using money.

Usually the sacrifice that you're mentioning is time, and there's no way of measuring it if you don't pay the membership.

So, saying that every single gray is a retarded fuck that doesn't even watch Gura frequently, is objectively, an argument with thousands of holes

>>31382239
shut up with this argument if you don't wanna pay just don't pay

>>31383145
If you really want the membership you'll find a way to pay for it. Do a few odd jobs or use one of those offer/survey sites. And YT has regional pricing, so it will usually be cheaper than $5 in places with really low value currency.

>>31383277
I've seen people who have this problem, where did I say that I'm not a member?
t. rident

>>31383277
Or just pirate everything like anyone with a modicum of intelligence.

Gurass

>>31383422
Exactly.
>>31383413
No problem it's just this zoomie habit of making verbose arguments for things you've already decided on doing. You've already decided you won't pay, move on.

What order should I place my myth tsukumo plushes in my display case? Debut order? I kind of want Gura in the middle though

>>31383387
>If you really want the membership you'll find a way to pay for it.
You'd wish that it was that simple, it's not

>>31383145
Membership is the price of a fucking cheeseburger. It's not expensive in any imaginable sense. You guys act like you're adding a mortgage to your house.

>>31383413
>>31383516
>where did I say that I'm not a member?
>t. rident

>You've already decided you won't pay, move on.

Are you blind or retarded, anon? I literally can't tell

>>31383560
Mori, Ina, Gura, Ame, Kiara

>>31383583
Did you just ignore the rest of what I said? I'm starting to think you're just arguing for the sake of arguing

>>31383145
>saying that every single gray is a retarded fuck
That's not the argument though. The argument is that people who pay for membership care about gura more ON AVERAGE then people who don't, i.e. a larger percentage of greens care about her than the percentage of grays who do. This + the numbers simply being smaller is the entire reason a members audience is more comfy, there's nothing more to it than that.

>>31383145
nta but I do agree that not all greys are shit, some are decent and just can't afford it because they live in argentina or some other equally fucked up place. But using money as a sacrifice is a good indication of someone's investment because you're sacrifiing some other pleasures for her membership. And again it's not a huge sacrifice that's impossible to achieve even for some third worlders. I did the math and even in the third world shithole I call home, I only have to save an equivalent of 8 american cents a day to pay for monthly membership and there's almost nothing I can buy with those 8 cents alone except for like 5 pieces of candy. If I can't even sacrifice 5 pieces of candy a day, then I'm just not invested.

>>31383593
Then, if it's not worth that much, what is the problem with gifted members? Anons keep saying that it's a massive filter, but you say that it's worthless?

>>31383881
I don't want casuals in member stream chat and comments.

>>31383881
Because it filters people who don't care enough to pay in the first place. Are you dumb?

>>31383940
also, obviously yes there will be casuals who will pay up just because they have money to burn but it's by far the best filter we have.

Keep biting lads, keep biting.

>>31383699
If I don't mention it, it's because I agree. Sorry if I wasn't clear, but yes, I'm aware that YT has regional pricing, But It's not that simple.

Heh... cum hole

>>31384032
my cum hole

>>31383940
Refer to
>>31383145

>>31383881
Because it IS a big enough of a filter for casuals but it's peanuts to those that actually care.

>>31383881
The same reason a low sub or even a one-time purchase online game. It filters out a lot of the F2p shitters especially disgusting foreigners.

>>31384031
NTA but if you can afford internet and a device to watch it, why can't you afford the membership? I'm an indog and I already have my trident

>>31383694
It is done.

>>31384109
Refer to
>>31383413

>>31384114
show pics

>>31384207
Oh my bad. That's still one hell of a funny point you raise there

>>31374744
Well?

What would you do to this shark girl?

>>31384557
Tell her to put on her clothes.

>>31384557
marry, dote on, and raise a family with her

>>31384557
Impregnate

>>31384266
The back of the display case is mirrored...

>>31384106
It's funny that you use that example, because more often than not “F2p shitters” are the ones that need to spend more time in an online game grinding for the stuff that they can't instantly buy. See where I'm going? Money doesn't dictate if you're invested in something or not.

>>31384557
cover her in massage oil and mating press her 20 times in a row until her cunny is filled to the brim with my goom

>>31384557
Carry her around and fuck her on every surface in my house

>>31383020
>implying she would ever want to be your friend
She doesn't even approve requests from her paypigs, what makes you think she will friend some random chumbud? you lost ALL your chances to be her friend the moment you became a chumbud.

You are just part of the random audience of her channel, real friends don't come to you like this. No matter how good you are at games, you will always be just a chumbud to her and nothing you do will ever change this. You can be the nicest person on Earth but to her you will never be even remotely comparable to any of her friends, it's simple psychology.

There's an unbreakable barrier between fans and vtubers, to a vtuber her fans are something that she can stop thinking about the moment she stop streaming and they can be discharged anytime for a better vtuber opportunity or after retirement meanwhile friends are part of your life, they mold you into the person you are and you mold them as well, fans can't affect her because every kind of influence simply bounces off her mind barrier.

t. doomer chumbud who wants Gura to tell him he's absolutely wrong about this

>>31384557
Take her to bed with me and get frisky underneath the covers.

>>31383881
just fuck off and die already

>>31385015
did you just discover vtubers yesterday or something?

>>31385015
>you lost ALL your chances to be her friend the moment you became a chumbud.
you might have but I didn't
t. her husband

>>31385147
I'm simply being honest about what I think.

>>31385100
Nice argument, the old “kys faggot”. Next time at least try

>the shitposter has deluded himself he's a chumbud

>>31385217
spammed members are an unwanted pestilence, literal fucking filth jamming up the machinery of the channel. seriously. fuck off and die.

>>31385015
Look at this defeatist fuck.

Ame just said she's also taking JP lessons, I wonder if Gura, her, and Moom are all taking them together

>>31385217
kys faggot

>>31385015
She's just a girl. Be nice to her, encourage her, make her feel loved, change her mind treating her like a human bean and not just as a source of entertainment. I'm not her friend but I'm trying.

>>31385015
It sucks that we can't be her friend chatting it up on Discord, but at least Gura exclusively dates her chumbies.

“Go ahead and put it in my…in my…stop laughing at me!!! I can say it!!! Put it in my cumhole!!!”

*schlrp*

“Ooh, that feels good in my cumhole…huhaha.”

>>31385373
She probably read what happened to ProJared and Arin's fucking their fans controversy and chose to nope the fuck out.

My wife will be on soon.

>>31385483
sauce onegai!!

>5 more hours of Rust featuring IRyS, Mumei, Bae, and Lamy at least
oh boy time to

>>31385354
>spammed members are an unwanted pestilence, literal fucking filth jamming up the machinery of the channel.
Kek

>>31385534
I don't remember posting this.

if Gura is a shark how come she doesn't have dorsal fins?

>>31385015
I will marry gura and I will be the last chumbud

>>31385015
literally implying
https://www.yahoo.com/news/japanese-man-47-living-dream-022216467.html
That will be me

>>31385468
>once a month if even
I hope to die of apnea while I sleep tonight tbqh.

>>31385483
cumhole and pisshole are different?

>>31385577
member spamming is the chatting equivalent of shoving a leaf blower into a clogged toilet and splattering rotten shit everywhere. you are unwanted. you are spam. just put a fucking gun in your mouth and die.

>>31385630
yeah, me.

>>31385652
its the same hole on a shark

>>31385655
Wdym anon? >>31383413
Chill your salty ass anon and start speaking something that makes sense kek

Guys, I am concerned Gura's cat stole her bed and she is now sleeping on the floor on newspapers. This is the second time she mentioned this

>>31385652
The biggest thing that I've learned with porn is that girls have a separate hole for pee

>>31385556
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100676149#manga
>>31385652
gura’s cumhole is for putting your chumcock in, gura’s pisshole is for gently stimulating with your tongue until she pees herself. TuT

I wish any faggot that gifts a membership would get banned immediately

>>31385605

Are they going to start on time? Bae is in the middle of a meme stream.

Item #: SCP-9485 "BIGFISH"

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9485 is to be contained in its cell, a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel cube, at all times. Weekly checks for any cracks or holes are mandatory. There are to be absolutely no video surveillance or optical tools of any kind inside SCP-9485's cell. Security personnel will use pre-installed pressure sensors and laser detectors to ensure SCP-9485's presence inside the cell.

Cute shark soon!

>gifted memberships are still on
Grim

>>31385978
it's not a collab so yes

>>31385978
It's not a collab

>>31385509
>ProJared
He was just a creep. I would never ask nudes to Gura, if she takes the initiative then I gladly accept but I'm not into her for that, I love her as woman but first of all for the person she is, I'm HERfag and I did my SHE reps too and I believe I'd be the luckiest person on the planet if I ever get the chance to become her friend or even lover.

>Arin
I don't remember this name.

>>31385978
It's not an official collab and Bae's rust stream doesn't start for another hour and a half

>>31385888
If it makes you seethe, why should I stop? It's my money, you broke ass faggot. I will keep living rent-free in your head, and you will love it.

>>31385933
what the fuck
I'm going to chum on Gura's fins

>gift beggars

>>31386006
i just got one a few days ago so im happy

Can't wait for shork!

>>31386122
I hope you die in your sleep, nigger

>>31386153
NTA Jealous ass retard

>>31386167
>vagina shaped organ is male

>>31386167
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHARK CHILD CUNNY AND WILLY

>>31386184
Jealous? I've been Sharkside since day one
I just can't stand you poor fucking nigger leeches

>>31386210
That's where the dual shark cocks come from y'know.

>>31378432
>>31378702
The fact that it only just became common knowledge m we can simply flip sharks upside down like pool floaties to immediately disable them makes for such great tragic comedy

>>31386167
ABAYUOOOOOOOOHHHHH

Can we agree non-tridents deserve the rope?

>>31386484
Everyone but me deserves the rope

>>31386484
Absolutely

>>31386484
Meh Hairpins are decent, everyone below that is a faggot

>>31386484
I'm a trident myself, but can we reserve the role?

>>31385860
Thank you chumbie. You are the best.

>>31386484
hairpins are ok

>>31378702
would you rather go home with a broken leg or bleed out cause shark teeth shredded 58 of your vital arteries and veins?

Same doko

>>31385605
>>31385933

>>31386770
Sure would be nice if she started on time once in a while, not a big deal but still.

She's waiting for the rat

>>31386651
depends on the shark

Stream starting chumbies.

JWU, how did people react to the thumbnail?

>>31386929
>not a big deal
That attitude is why she'll continue being late.

>no bgm
collab?

>>31387074
With IRyS!

>>31387063
>Kek
>I love her
>BIG FISH ISREAL
>SHE'S HERE

>>31386651
it depends, did I impregnate her in the process?

Gura late again? She really wants to do that "Correct your sharkmaid over a coffee table" ERP with us, huh.

>>31386929
I hate yesmen like you fucking couldn't imagine. Hang yourself.

>>31387071
I'm just happy i get some shark on the telly.

>>31381810
>>31382235
>>31382699
third world shitholes pay much less than first world shitholes
I pay about a quarter a month for my membership, for example

Gura is my favorite cunny haver

>>31387097
GOD PLEASE YES!

>>31386484
first it was grays ...

Gura is my favorite cunny lover

>>31387155
No, that's her mom you impregnated

>>31387166
meds

Gura?!?

3D SHARK

3D GURA

Forgot that IRyS was also streaming Rust. Will they collab instead of Gura just stealing her horses meal?

3D Gura!

>>31387071
good, if you get entitled over 5 minutes then you don't deserve shit.

>3D
umiushit has been erased from history once and for all

This weekend is way too blessed

>a shark
>wear kitsune mask

3D!

>3D
UOOHHH

Is there a weird noise when Gura speaks or have I become schizo

>>31387285
Moom in an hour and Bae in 90 minutes too, there will be some EN interactions this stream

Her mouth still isn't fixed though...

>>31387331
Very cute

>>31387255
>>31387270
>>31387281
>>31387289
>>31387303
I bet that she hates the rigging from her original model, and that's why she uses 3D that frequently

The lip sync on the 3D model leaves something to be desired...

3D shark spotted and Rust game is a little laggy for her.

>>31387377
It sounds like Watsons air conditioner

that's some loud background noise

Her teeth look particularly sharp today... uooh

What the fuck is that noise

She sounds heavenly

>>31387414
watch streams retard

God she's so bully-able in 3d

>>31387441
that might be just you, anon

THERE'S DLC?

>i'm still not satisfied
TOT

>>31387472
>ISREAL

I can't help but grin when I look at her, it's weird

She's so cute asjohdòlosAHDwòj

>tfw sharing a 5Mbps connection with 2 couch potatoes

144p here we go

Do you like 2D or 3D more?

What is that green line on the screen?

>>31387502
you really couldnt hear the buzz whenever she talked? it was louder than usual. it's gone now though, disappeared just a bit before she unmuted the game

Killing with a pig with a chainsaw. Wonder if she should camp outside their base and play her boombox.

AAAAAAAH SHARP SHARK TEETH

>>31387609
3D by far

>>31387609
3D, no contest, Shin Umiushi can suck my nuts

Told you : https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/31222230/#31230378

>Bae is doing a cute thing with her mascot
>Irys is on a lot earlier than usual
>Gura is also on

What the fuck I USUALLY CAN JUGGLE THIS

>>31387636
It's from the 3d model, she missed cropping it out.

>>31387609
>>31387661
>>31387670

>>31387636
It's the edge of the layer that has her model on it.
Bae's stream was showing it too. Guess the cover apps are acting up again.

Is this Doom?

Her uncontrollable mouth movement scares me

>>31387609
3D, not even close

>>31387609
2D for regular streams. If she does something that involves lots of movement then obviously 3D.

Goob cute.

Getting close to the reset. Yeah, researching would be a good idea.

being able to imagine her move in real life really is something

Gura's note to IRyS didn't explain anything lol

>>31387609
I'd be fine never seeing 2d again if it weren't for catshark and the 3d mouth not having real tracking.

SHE WASTED THAT PERFECTLY GOOD PORK

so she has been afk'ing research offstream

>>31387681
Gura become Miko

3D Gura cute!

Don't you lose all the progress after the reset?

>>31387857
Everything except for researches I think

>>31387857
you keep all completed research so she'll want to get as much done before the reset as possible

Why is her mouth keep opening erratically to every background noise? She also lost her eye tracking.

2D gura is much better than this. Hell, even smoll 3d in VR is better since she sounds much cuter then.

Gura doesn't know if she's seen a Nokia or not.

8x optical zoom is a fuck ton for a gun scope. Acogs are 4x usually the rule of thumb is you generally want 1x per 100 yards

>>31387857
Only buildings and inv get wiped until the quater reset. Which is usually big updates.

>>31387935
2D smol gura.. forgotten...

Breaking Bad mention. Wonder if she's seen the whole series or just going off the memes. She was also watching Miko.

>>31387935
At least this doesn't freeze every 15 second.
And she's talked in the post-CR stream about the iphone tracking being worse for her than the others.

>playing rust all day

Her mouth spazzing out reminds me of how her eyes used to spaz out on her 2D

>>31388114
>used to

>>31387935
shes a mouth breather so that could be the reason

>>31388074
I wonder if that is why she refuses to wear her glasses when she games. Everyone blames Mori's crackhead eyes on her glasses

Is Subaru her Japanese teacher?

If her 3D could have the same eye and mouth tracking as her 2D it would be perfect

Subaru shooting at the shark a lot.

Gura met Subaru offstream

>>31387609
3d but she needs to set the mouth animation on the mic input rather than the system output, she's trying too hard to cover her random lip movements and it's distracting her, it's not good on the long run and she will get really stressed.

>>31388162
I beleeb

It's funny how suisei corrupted Subaru from the most passive, friendly player into a battle hardened paranoid schizophrenic

I don't like Gura's bottom teeth.

Gura died to the scientist's turret.

>>31388281

>>31388238
Those who are heartless once cared too much.

>>31388238
dont underestimate suicopath

>>31388238
She was taught the true nature of Rust

>>31388137
>newfag wasn't around for the 10,000 blinks per minute era

Gura's getting bloodthirsty.

We wish you were streaming

Gura was watching for a while Aki and Miko raiding their Pekora base when making the pepe sign.

>>31388166
The mouth tracking just seems to be rudimentary audio based for the 3D. Don't others' 3D have actual mouth tracking?

Gura missed capturing evidence. Next time she'll have blackmail material.

Aww that's cute

Gura found the Pekora and Gura pepe image.

Gura seems really happy tonight

heh.

??????

gura and pekora are cute

>>31387609
I hope Gura becomes a fulltime 3d streamer like the original gals

BLUE WOMAN LOVE!!

I think I like this arc

>inb4 it decays as soon as she finishes her signs

>>31388597
That's because she had lots of baby-making sex with me

>>31387609
I like 3d better, but I also really like the atlantian outfit.

>>31387609
3d, if they fix up the mouth tracking it's no contest.

iwys...

>>31388363
i have been here since debut and /jp/ suck my cock

She trusts us! a little bit...

Gura got a free horse.

>>31388617
Child drawings... T u T

>>31388793
piko drew it

ぺぺ or
>

SameRyS HAPPENING!

>>31388617
why do they call that anya face "pepe"

wtf

Gura's bean

>>31388824
Sex rabbit drawings... T u T

>>31388863
probably the name of the expression she's making
or maybe the sound they make (like "heh, heh")

interesting

>>31387609
Except for the mouth problem, the 3d is better in every way

>>31388863
>ペペ
translate this

stalking suisei...

>the blue was the cheese
jesus gura's family is just as bad as she is

Gura can play Old Maid, Uno and Bean Blast but not Poker. She was stalking Suisei and she almost killed her horse but didn't.

>>31388934
Sun coming up behind a mountain X2

I wanna play bideo games all weekends with gura

>>31388934
What's next?

>>31387609
First time seeing her 3D model. I don't like how far apart the eyes are, but other than that and the mouth issue, it's good

Gura took potshots at Moona earlier.

>>31389096
timestamp

why are they so hesitant to do anything
they end up doing nothing except running around cutting down trees and checking their map to get to the next area and then not do anything when they get there

I dont know if it was the light or the heat or what but I had so much trouble during my shooting match today, I might as well have been taking potshots. Most annoying part is they decided to run 3 groups instead of 5 and put the bottom 3 groups together so I couldn't even get my normal, king of the shortbus win

I think Gura is confusing beatbox with boombox.

Rest your game or stop using 3D, this is barely playable.

>>31389161
I have a feeling that each rust season will get more aggressive if they keep playing

Once she gets her 3d altantis outfit, she will never her l2d again

3d gura is the best gura

>>31389070
>First time seeing her 3D model
How? Also her eyes seem about the same distance on her 2D model

>>31389185
No one fucking asked, bud. This isn't your personal blog.

>>31389161
>be mumei
>do something
>get 30 catalog posts complaining

>>31389216
Seethe

>>31389268
Gura asked. kill yourself, faggot

I guess Gura is hunting ID. Trying to finish what Mumei started.

I'm glad that Gura waits to do bigger things until she's on stream, that's nice of her.