/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I LOVE GURA

Gura cute Gura cute!

>26053833
No one has the balls to do so, also no real proof ether.

What is it about this cute and successful girl that attracts such mentally ill people to attack her?
Is it jealousy? Is it cute aggression?

Love the shargk, simple as.

>Schizo waits until bump limit to dodge mods
What a pussy

>>26053969
>>26053833 fixed for you

>>26054013
Pussy yesman beta faggot needs mods to erase shit.

>>26054013
Just wish she would stream because if she did all of them would go away and everything would go back to normal if you want to call this place normal.

>>26053993
They see a cute girl that is actually single and it conflicts with their brain so they have to conjure up bullshit just to make sense of things.

Gura's retweet

>>26053814
Not a new friend but might be a new relationship but no concrete evidence of that yet besides him acting sus with his twitter profile and the temporary word ban in her chat and him banning mentions of her in his friend's chat

>>26054030
No one wants to get banned from their chat so why don't you do it.

>>26054121
that was because of harrassment you dumb faggot

>>26054130
>>26054030
Make a throwaway youtube account and do it fags

>bringing shit over to this thread
Well things were going well today until just a bit ago.

What happened to the comfy?

>>26054121
Just leave them alone, what they do in their like is there business not any of ours.

>>26054121
Anon, do you fuck you're internet friends?

God I love my virgin single femcel wife. Unicorn perfection.

>>26054121
Jesus christ how fucking new are you. Honestly kill yourself

>>26054185
That happens pretty much every day Gura does not stream.

>>26054181
ok

>>26054175
mentioning name = harassment
??? actual redditor take
no one has shown proof that they've been actually harassed
>>26054078
Yeah keep ignoring the evidence, surely people are just imagining up these specific names for no reason whatsoever

>>26054238
me on the bottom

>>26054238
>only eating the chicken flavour
Just grab a handful of them, like with skittles. Who the hell eats skittles one by one.

go back to watch that whore who got raped by her stepfather, you cucks

>>26054275
You are a deluded psychopath and nobody takes you seriously

>almost replied
That was a close one, im just gonna post about how much I love Gura instead, which is more than anything

>>26054199
She is. Throughout this whole retarded timeloop song and dance, nothing has been shown to make me stop unicorning her.

>>26054078
It's pretty sad they need to make up everything for a girl that's never been in a relationship like Gura. The signs are everywhere that she is a virgin and is too scared to even talk to men online. They'll have to work pretty hard to convince me otherwise.

I love my wife Gawr Gura and her wife Murasaki Shion!

>>26054193
I would if i could and he seems like the weirdo that grooms girls on twitch
>>26054192
i don't like knowing i'm funding my own keking
call me a 'unicorn' if you want

>>26054275
>mentioning name = harassment
Again: How fucking new are you?

>>26054384
they make my blood circulation go to my dick instead of the rest of my body, what magic is this

I hope Gura plays the RE4 remake

>>26054377
hopy copium
a simple search of what her PL streamed would instantly disprove your point about talking to men online

>>26054386
I call you mentally ill
you have stage 3 paranoia at the very least

>>26054377
>>26054366
>>26054377
Unicorn bros we can't stop winning. It literally makes them seethe with rage knowing perfection like Gura exists.

>>26054419
That is the magic of cunny anon. There is nothing stronger in this world than the power of cunny

>>26054190
Be the change you want to see. Laugh at schizos and post cute Guras.

>>26054468
Prove it

>>26054181
Done go look

>>26053993
Most likely they're retards sent by some streamer like sodapoppin who complained about Gura and encouraged his viewers to harass her.

>nijifaggot is a threadshitter
color me suprised

Just post more cute Guras

>>26054493
Kill yourself faggot

anyone else lvoe it when she says oh nyo?

>>26054190
There never was comfy. You just romanticized the idea of a normal thread without schizos.

>>26054493
and you did it...... leave her alone.

>>26054485

>antis actually trying to use /ggg/ to coordinate their schizophrenia
what's the point? false flag to make it seem like chumbies give a shit?

>>26054493
HOLY BASED
actually did it
so it's the one place where she can't hide it from chumbuds

>>26054199
However, she is not kissless because she kissed me.

Unicorn perfection right here. Seethe in her glory.

>>26054441
I wish, but RE4 perms would be difficult with their union VA bullshit

>>26054558
Yep meaning that the info that was dug up was 100% true and she did go see him, but who cares, seems she can not hid it on JP's chat.

>>26054576
Sorry to break it to you but that was actually me

God damn it, you started time looping again?
Fucking disgusting

>>26054620
the info has nothing on her visiting him though
I don't think that's true...maybe he visited her and that's why she hasn't been streaming lately but no proof of that

Gura is really a virgin? Is that why people are fabricating things about her?

>>26054685
can you not tell its the same people? it's the most obvious consensus cracking attempt ever

>>26054620
I like how the rrat keeps escalating from the original post with absolutely nothing to back up the escalations.

anyone who thinks a mid 20s american girl that is even a little attractive is still a virgin needs to get their head checked for mental illness

>>26054632
Sorry to break it back to you but that wasn't actually gura, just me in a costume

>>26054796
>>>/r9k/

Alright you little shits are getting to comfortable ITT, time to summon the meidos

>ARTEMIS OF THE BLUE IS A FUCKING TRANNY

>>26054824
>she

>>26054552
cmon man, dump the good stuff, dump it all

>>26054824
>she

>>26054796
yep go ask that bimbo whore how did the cuddle feels

>>26054493
You're doing god's work lad. Keep posting more shit until you/the word is banned and it'll confirm that something sus is up

>>26054548
One of my cats likes to scream at me for unobvious reasons. She also likes to be smacked around and stepped on.

Maine Coons are fucking weird.

>>26054684
the Gorn stream proves it
https://youtu.be/K71jMo1kCZ8?t=4535
she kicks her leg up on her sute case and you can hear it, plus she also asks in a low voice you did not see anything right? then says I think you did.

>>26054824
>she

>>26054796
That's contingent on them not being a socially autistic shut in

>>26054793

>>26054793
>>26054919
bless ya

>>26054919
Bless you

>>26054863
raspberries

>>26054707
Unironically, yes. No irl bfs, no photos. Hell, not even chat logs that indicate any kind of relationship between her and B. And everyone is so monitored that it'd be hard not to provide that kind of proof. These people are legitimately mentally ill.

I wonder what kind of girls these people interact with that makes them think every woman is a whore.
At least where I'm from girls are normal...

>be a girl that has played video all day
>WTF why can't she close her legs for a second!?

>>26054707
She is, but her hymen is on display for generations to come. Stitched to Shion's too btw

>>26054900
That really only applies to guys
if the girl is ugly/fat and autistic then yeah she's a virgin

>>26054997
SEA

>>26054997
at least one of them is the Indian cuckold so it explains his view on women

>>26054979
There is proof in videos and some chat logs.

>>26054997
>I wonder what kind of girls these people interact with that makes them think every woman is a whore.
They don't interact with people, that's why they think that way. They don't understand that women are damn near the same as men in some ways because they're too retarded to talk to one.

>>26054883
This has to be the most retarded post I have seen on this board in a long time.
Sorry for replying to bait.

Say you are a normie, you have a common enough life and happens to internet friends with some e-celeb
Some autistic antis internet stalk you and that freaks you out
You tell you e-celeb friend and they say the cannot do much other than banning their name in YT chat so it don’t escalate
Obviously you guys want to presume the worst but unless we have Gooba chatlogs with the guy, or her freaking out over a SC, il presume the least worst and still love the shork

>>26054979
So has everyone forgotten about the J which was confirmed?

too much words itt, post some guras while you ar it

>>26055042
Its honestly so sad that an industry revolving around women attracts so many schizo incels like this.
Or maybe its not. They can't find a girl to pay attention to them IRL so they rely on e-celebs and project all their fantasies onto them

>>26055056
Stop. Engaging. With. The Topic. You. Moron.

>>26054824
>She

>>26055102

>>26055109
Guys attract the same shit. Women are as bad about this as men, if not worse.

>>26054997
western woman are all whores, you must be from SEA if you think 2022 girls aren't freaking sluts thanks to the media and the feminist movement and hookup culture being normalized

>>26055077
Yes she was 2 timing him with B then dumped him, she really likes B but if someone better comes out she will do the same with him as she did J, its sad because she missed up his Voice acting and streaming leaving him with nothing, she is going to do the same with the other guy.

>>26055077
That turned out to be a whole lot of nothing too. It's why people stopped caring a month after.

>>26055135
Yeah I think that's the funniest part. Both genders think the other one is some alien creature when everyone literally acts exactly the same.

>>26054979
Well that's sad.
>>26055038
I haven't seen anything convincing and i've seen the schizo's copy paste spanning 2 posts. It just comes off as someone trying to push their agenda

>>26055042
same as men meaning they also want to fuck if given the chance? yea that sounds tracks with the majority of them not being virgins then since they can easily get dick

>>26055176
That burger is the side of her head

>>26055077
Gura is allowed to have friends.

>>26055138
>>>/r9k/

This split really is useless isn't it?

I'm in love with Gura! I also ritualposted in the wrong thread lmao

FASTER, THREAD FASTER

>>26055191
Thanks for your input ESLchama

>>26055138
Christ. You can tell your only experience with women is family and cashiers.

>>26055190
don't forget as well most of it is the same shit chumjoker posted over a year ago. with the rest being new screenshots/info that is dated from over a year ago but somehow is only just been posted

>>26055056
explain them playing powerstream and other games offline then(confirmed with discord/steam status aligning) Even cancelled a stream to play with him, that's fucked

>>26055235
nyoom

>>26055191
Yes its exactly the same. Women like to have sex and men like to have sex. And for both, if you have even a modicum of social competency and will, its not hard to get it.

before scrolling down, lemme guess what weather is /ggg/ right now... schizo central?

>>26055214
This is a honeypot for schizos, yes. They long ago figured out no one in the catalog will give a shit about their Gura shitposts due to diminishing returns, so they target the few people who use /ggg/ instead.

THREAD IS IN OVERDRIVE

>>26054199
Goddamn I want to nibble on them phat TKBs!!!!

>>26055138
>most people are degenerates
>therefore ALL people are degenerates
Jesus dude, at least try to recognize there's decent human beings.

I forgot to save webm from her cover MV, please repost it

>>26055211
The CDC also reports that virgins make up 12.3 percent of females and 14.3 percent of males ages 20 to 24. That number drops below 5 percent for both male and female virgins ages 25 to 29 and goes as low as 0.3 percent for virgins ages 40 to 44
So is the CDC schizo now too?

>>26055273
DING DING DING!
You win one IOU meido cleaning!

>confirmed
>confirmed
>confirmed
>confirmed
promised and confirmed is this schizo's favorite two words and he doesn't even know what either mean

>>26055146
or she's just a tomboy girl who can't find a normal friend to play male video games with so she has to... you know play with males

>>26055077
Yes, everyone remembers J and his transatlantic cock.

More Gura eating burgers... MORE!!

>>26055311
>So is the CDC schizo now too?
Anon you should think a bit more carefully about what type of person you are replying to before bringing up the CDC as evidence

>>26055138
You are from SEA if you think 2022 girls are sluts. Trust me, I had to socially recluse to not think like that over here

>>26055277
it really became like this, no stream = thread becomes impossible to use
when she finally streams = all the schizos run to global

borgar

>>26055311
>data from 15 years ago
you're a massive retard

>>26055328
I would love moar borgar asmr

>>26055208
I don't care if she has friends, the issue is playing with friends off stream and neglecting her streaming. Also finishing games she started on stream, ones people were hyped about

so does DMC5 special edition have new content or is it just another port cash grab?

>>26055361
that is not borger

>>26055361
anon that's a pizza

>>26055373
So it's even worse now then? Society sure as hell hasn't gotten more conservative in regards to sexuality.

wife

>>26055381
Do you even have proof they played powerweash together besides some off hand comment that's been twisted apart to death?

>>26055214
It seems like telling people to stop engaging with schizos is useless, as they'll keep doing or the schizos will reply to themselves anyway. I just came here for the first time today and it's a sad state as expected.
>>26055352
Also this. Though I can't stop from visiting even whe she's not streaming because I don't want to let other chumbie's morale get low. I just want to post Gura cute.

Pizza...

>>26055426
Before he answers with a novel ill let you know the answer is know. the only source he has is the voices in his head

>the more "proofs" were showing up
>the more chances that she is a hopeless virgin
I can save her...

>>26055419
>he's literally never talked to a zoomer before
idk what it's like in SEA but younger people here are getting around less and less, but you wouldn't know that from your mud hut

>>26055426
She mentioned it on stream to kronii and the update lines up with their discord statuses playing powerwash at the same time. Not gonna repost it so check the archives

>>26055380
That stream was a work of art. I listen to it about once a week and get burgers delivered and eat with her. Then i try to burn the caloories with a 7 mile jog. Then i go home and jerk it to my gura tulpa. Big burger loads! Big Mac sauce gooms!

>>26055361
anon?
>>26055435
My morale isn't contingent on the state of /ggg/.
I literally just come here to post and save cute pics of Gura and do some light shitposting like 'yeah, me'

speaking of which, is any of you bought Mori's solo concert ticket? I'm on tight budget this month so I can't afford one

>>26055469
I wonder what goes through Gura's mind. Knowing she's a virgin that has thousands of horni chumbuds constantly lusting after her and willing to take it from her.

>>26055284
I can't remember the psychological term for it, but basically there are retards who will normalize things like illegal drug use and just assume everyone is doing it when in reality most people are not interested.

>>26055461
>know
I should really focus on what im typing before I post kek

>>26054192
Spoken like a true cucked yesman. Her ditching chumbuds and barely streaming because of him, IS a problem. If she was streaming like 4 days a week than no one would really care.

>>26055509
>My morale isn't contingent on the state of /ggg/.
yeah, me

>>26055488
temporarily during covid lockdown maybe,
you're delusional if you don't think tinder isn't as popular as it ever has been thanks to restrictions coming down

>>26055381
and you've been here every day since the powerwash stream sooking and whinging and crying. Just give it a fucking rest. You haven't convinced a single person to drop gura. You failed.

>>26055517
Its called projection is and is extremely common among schizos

>>26055451
now you're just being obtuse

>>26055509
>My morale isn't contingent on the state of /ggg/.
That's good to know, but in the chance that other chumbuds aren't as mentally strong, I still want them to have a comfier time here.

>>26055512
It makes for amazing masturbation material. not gura btw

>>26055512
>oh that'd drive you guys crazy in horny voice
>does thing

>>26054979
Now this is white knight beta male faggot yesmen delusion. She relies on people like this to believe the lesbian and single kayfabe

>>26055492
No she didn't and I know that part because I've listened to it a lot. And it's not as concrete as you want to believe it is. So fuck off with this.

Shion chat shitter got snapped, confirming that something indeed is sus and gura is on high alert

>>26055426
The guy never posted any of the supposed “lining up” screenshots, I asked for them when he started shitpostsing about it m, but chances are that he just never managed to find the original old ones

>>26055603
no the guys channel was just deleted
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2F3TEcD-2JGRaNxIajzBPA

>>26055603
I reported him to omegay

>>26055529
Like, don't you have a job?

>>26054550
Yep and now all my comments have been removed for chat and my account was banned dude, right after I posted some info that was true that was not posted in this place yet.

>>26054997
Nah. Most women I have ever met were whores who were obsessed with dick

Gura cute will prevail

>>26055567
These are so fucking cute

>>26055253
Powerwash evidence: literally mentioning a multiplayer patch change somehow equates to playing with the dude in your narrative? mental illness.
>(confirmed with discord/steam status aligning)
again, the only 'evidence' is that the guy you're stalking was playing valheim and gura wasn't streaming? this isn't the smoking gun you're trying to jerk it off as.

>>26055603
inb4 this faggot removed those msg's himself to use it for his narration

>>26054684
We wouldn't know, she kinda always hardly streamed.
Got worse as time went on.

Gura birthday merch is a shirt that says "FEET" your gonna buy it right?

>>26055529
she has to prepare for a lot of stuff (BD, 4M, Mori concert, next public karakoke, the new jazz song, etc) while being a famer in farming season retared teanigger, your oshi didn't do shit, 0 original song btw.

>>26055674
>>26055656
Of course he did. Claiming "new knowledge" now

>>26055603
>tell people here he's going to shit up chat
>surprised people go there mess with him.

Gura please... Haiiro to Ao cover...
https://files.catbox.moe/ew22g0.mp3

>>26055566
That's nice. I know maybe 1% of chumbies visit this place at most so I'm already not invested in the state of the place. I'd hope you all realize that already too.

>>26055700
Yes

>>26055512
>a virgin
lol

>>26055656
>deletes his account
guis, my narrative is totally 4real!!

>>26055529
>If she was streaming like 4 days a week
that's literally what she streamed last week

>>26055603
Told you she is also not streaming today, There has to be proof to what he was saying because right after he posted what she did/was doing they got his ass fast. wonder if cover seen it before they removed it.

>>26055603
He posted literal dox. youtube might have even nuked the account

>>26055719
Ask her to do it coward

>>26055719
My wife.

>>26055529
She just did 4 streams last week dumd shitskin schizo

Give up.

>>26055756
"Literal doxx" implies it's real.

>>26055747
did they really? proof? that would be funny

meidos god bless

Don't mind me just posting cute Gura.

>>26055801
what was posted in the chat? I missed this, did someone really have the balls to.

>>26055670
Sometimes i play games while gura isn't streaming, which means gura plays with me. See ya losers.

Ahhh a few minutes of peace.

mods = gods

When is Gura going to play a fishing game?

>>26055740
Transatlantic cocks chad! We are winning!

omega is slightly less useless than susan btw

The madlads have done it

>>26055883
The account is gone anon, he got hit by susan not omega. The faggot probably could have gone longer until he posted a full name, too bad schizos aren't that smart

>>26055883
a bit superfluous in the messaging but I'm glad they saw it quickly

>>26055927
they're a criminally negligent black company and need to be reminded of it.

>>26055869
That does not mean she always play's with you the Video Horror Society you play I don't think she has since everyone can not get it, but the Dead by daylight the last few days she did play with you.

>>26055786
I'm gonna ask her again about it on her next mengen.

>>26055883
Omega can't delete someones account from youtube, retard-chama.

>>26055883
You think anyone even checks the DM's when he probably gets hundreds a day?

Sharkpits make my dick harder than diamond

>>26055883
Omega was fired Anon

>>26055976
It says read

>also deletes the absolute idiots replying to him
deserved

>I've played Mario Kart with Gura
>Gura collabed with me
>I'm a male
>Gura collabed with a male
I'm sorry...

>>26055883
Omega no longer works for them, but if they see that and it ends up being true any of what he did post she will lose her job so way to go fag.

>>26056025
She can't close her legs, can she?????
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26056025
No one here can prove that we aren't the same person.

chumbuds, is this true?

>>26055951
Yes she can they are sending out invites if you click it on steam. I just got my invite today.

>>26056025
>he hasn't play MK with Gura off stream
Sorry anon, you're not gonna make it

>>26056109
Real tail real shark

>>26056109
They don't know what they're talking about.

The yesmen reporting shit for no reason honestly reminds me of the snowflakes on reddit
please go back to your hugboxes
we just want gura to stream regularly
>>26056017
no it doesn't retard, if the checkmark is blue it's read, omega hasn't done shit and is long dead

>>26056025
She probably played with over a hundred males in every single mario kart stream, her body count is higher than Aqua's APEX kill count

>>26056196
>we
kill yourself

So Gura can travel to Europe to see this guy but won't off collab with her the NA EN girls? lol. Yes she's a whore

>>26056196
>gets called out for his bullshit
>but this isn't a hugbox
sounds like you're upset no one likes your posts faggot

>>26056196
>people stalking her friends and family and trying to harass her are chumbuds that want her to stream regularly
yes I totally believe you

>>26056056
Like I have told people leave the poor girl alone, hell people would not leave Britney spears alone and look what happened to her after she shaved her head.

>>26055883
given the speed at which the account was removed and it just says "This channel does not exist" he likely just deleted his account.
like i will be doing with this post. webm just to show it was his youtube

>>26056227
>he doesn't want gura to stream
why are antis like this?
>>26056250
i'm still waiting for any proof that anyone was harassed but there's none, if it happened why isn't there any proof? you whiteknights will call anything harassment

>>26056250
If she's streaming they'll be occupied and won't harass or stalk her friends and family, it makes total sense.

Gurass

>>26056025
>She replied to one of my chat messages during The Thing watch-a-long.
>I'm now in direct communication with Gura.
>I have pen0r
Maybe next time chumbies.

Hi anons, I dont follow hololive at all but I was just wondering around what time did gura and the other holo girls started making streams with those simplistic 2d models/avatars with just a smile and two lines for eyes? And why did they all adopt that style for a while, is there a reason?
Reason Im asking is because I saw a gura and a watson "cosplay" in those styles in a con this past weekend and was reminded of it

>>26056273
the ESL clown is making the people with real proof look bad, i'm starting to wonder if it's a whiteknight falseflag to discredit real proof by mixing in fake shit

>>26056341
That photos kinda cool. Dramatic. Me likey

>>26056288
>he doesn't want gura to stream
Maybe you're actually retarded, so I'll help you out. The actions you are taking will never lead to an increase in guras stream hours. Understand?
Me wanting you to kill yourself has nothing to do with me hoping Gura streams more often.

luv gurga

I hope you guys know she is not streaming after this problem you caused, plus now she is getting pulled into a meeting about all of this. no one can have anything nice or enjoyment because of the stuff you guys pull, I hope your happy because of this we are so very close to losing her and we may very well now. I don't think the info is real but if it is then it has to be someone she knows and she needs to put a stop to this because it's out of hand.

>>26056353
The first April fool's stream

>>26056353
>when
April fools 2021
>why
Because it's cute

>>26056369
your actions will lead to nothing as well
keep seething while i keep seething about her not streaming, at least my posts might convince other chumbuds to give feedback on her not streaming enough which might lead to change, faggot

>>26056353
The walfie models? Unironically Ame's fault.

>>26056390
*cums in your ear

>>26056353
Spy x family? One of the meme faces from that manga

>>26056390
*Cums un your nose

>>26056416
Your mission goal was supposedly to get her to stream more, so now that that has been debunked, mind telling us your real goal? It's pretty obvious but I'd like to hear you say it.

>>26056416
We all know the only change you’d like to see is for her to graduate

>>26056416
>at least my posts might convince other chumbuds to give feedback
lmao, it hasn't worked at all, you egged on a schizo to shit up another's holo prechat so congrats I guess

>>26056460
that is my real goal you cucklord, i wouldn't be here if she was streaming because i'd be happily watching her stream and ignoring this shithole

>>26056390
Cums in your nose

>>26056381
Long hair is cute
Gura please give us long hair variants

Gura looks at her little shrimpies like this when she's hungry

>>26056416
tell your oshi to start working on her original song first faggot

>>26056520
I think she already has in works for her birthday so no need to tell her that. I just want her to stream more

>>26056390
This is the same nigger from Shion's chat, isn't it? It's the same style of ESL garble. lol

>>26056460
She already ignored superchat about schedules and more streams so what's your point, just accept that Gura is not a stream machine and make the best of every stream you get, if it makes you too mad just find a new girl to watch

>>26056550
It is him 100%. Can a non-ESL faggot check if the B word is banned in her prechat now to see if ESL faggot just self deleted?

>>26056584
Nyo

Why not wait patiently like a normal person?

>>26056550
I'm not, but the this just has to stop guys, she makes a lot of people happy and her streams are fun stop trying to take that away from others. You are doing more damage and no good will ever come from it.

>>26056631
Wait for what?

>>26056548
don't pretent to be dumb, can't wait till the day that leech graduates it will be glorious

>>26056578
T u T cute

>>26056497
>at least my posts might convince other chumbuds to give feedback on her not streaming enough which might lead to change
Alright so in your mind chumbuds rise up, go to guras stream and say, hey, I heard online that you have played games with friends online... please pay more attention to us?
That's the grand plan? Really?

>>26056639
Shut up retard. You pretending to be on both sides is fooling no one. May I suggest a lesson on grammar or two?

>>26056631
for what?

cooki

>>26056646
My wife

>>26056677
plzz teach me I will learn it, not joking.

>>26056497
Why not just watch a VOD then? Do you only feel joy when seeing Gura live?

>>26056678
If they're not dumb they won't mention the friend things explicitly. I've seen a few mention it in supas and chats(needing a schedule and better communication but it was only 1 or 2 that she only bothered reading the name of)

>>26056631
I'm doing that but I still miss her...
also the bd hype is making it harder, I can't wait for next week

>>26056733
what if you have seen them all.

>>26056733
I've watched every single VOD since I'm a day 1 bud and I prefer live content. (I've never missed a live stream of hers since debut)

>>26056706
That's actually my wife

>>26056736
PLEASE GURA RELEASE DAKIMAKURA FOR THIS YEAR BIRTHDAY

>>26056764
do you not work? what kind of live do you live? go touch grass.

>>26056771
Wrong
She's my wife

xqc streams more in a day than gura streams in an entire week now. Amazing.

>>26056705
put that down before you drop it

Fine then, I'll take Gura fishing myself. Don't cry about it when you don't get invited, you had your chance!

You better be doing your Renai circulation reps so we can change to Platinum Disco after the 1 million

WWE Monday Night RAW airing I bet she is watching it.

>>26056792
I work 9-5. I look forward to gura's streams at 8pm to relax and it's been real dire lately. Also I'm not sure why I'm been criticized for diligently watching gura you retard

>>26056821
do you guys still watch top chef on twitch?

>>26056734
gura won't change her streaming hours just because of some people whinging, her hours are shaping up to be better than may this month and she's releasing stuff so why not just wait for when she streams?

>>26056834
This will be my first time hearing that song

>>26056734
If that's really what you want, a call to arms, why are you beginning with a poisoned well?
Your current strategy has only the most angry or deluded contributing to your goal, it seems like your recruiting the wrong sort of people, honestly.
I feel like you would get a lot more traction if your campaign was predicated on anything else.

>>26056753
>>26056764
Well sometimes only re-runs are on and you gotta make do.

>>26056828
ny-

>>26056819
Stop pretending to be me, here I am with MY wife

Assuming worst case scenario and Gura doesn't release a dakimagura, what will you be getting instead?

>>26056880
I wish, he's turned into a gambling degenerate that spins slots/plays clash of clans and reacts to tik toks now.

>>26056925
Stop replying to the shitposter. He doesn't care about Gura, he only cares about attention

>>26056639
What streams? She barely streams you retard. That is the problem. Her ditching her fans for B

>>26056967
I already have one but i'd really like an official one. Im excited for the merch regardless because she's excited about it

>>26056925
I'm not responsible for the actions of schizos like the ESL faggot, I have no control over schizos hence their name.

>>26056967
DINO
PLUSH

>>26056967
onahole

>>26056967
I'm 100% expecting a Daki but it's not going to be lewd at all maybe just Gura looking at you as asking for a hug, otherwise I would like a shrimp plush

>>26056967
Her eggs.

Chumbuds my 500+ classic meme collection got deleted for hate speech and the appeal was rejected.

>>26056967
A dino plush
I want to rub her belly so hard

>>26057010
Proof? and so what, people have life's off streams they need to get out of the house pay bills go shopping and have a social life, No one sets at their computer 24/7 and no life's it unless they are a shit posted on 4chan.

>>26057137
RUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUB

>>26056967
I don't even want a daki. Would prefer things like a phone case, controller, shoes, mug, things I'd actually use.

>>26057106
>saving ANYTHING on the cloud
lmao, couldn't be me

>>26057137

The ultimate pleasure would be to finish on Dino-Gooba's soft round tummy!

>>26056967
Gura gf...

>>26057106
Stop being racist then

>>26057148
he's a subhuman basement dweller who never lived a normal life pls andastand

>>26057183
I have a back up on an external HD.
It doesn't make it any less random, though. I haven't even posted any wrongthink with this account yet.

>>26056967
She's excited, that's something at least
I hope for a dakimakura but knowing her it may also be a glowing fork

>>26056967
shou please make gura daki. They HAVE to be making one for her birthday. Its the only plausible reason they haven't sold one yet.

>>26057181
I hope we get a Dino gura plush!!!

>>26057017
Like I said, you're operating out of a poisoned well. You're not going to get other contributors because that is your target audience.
Speaking of which, if you think the actions of riled of 'schizos' have a chance of decreasing Guras motivation, do you understand that you're likely contributing to the opposite of your state goal?
In your rush to do anything, you're more likely to actual hurt your cause than help it at this rate.
That's why I would recommend taking a step back and thinking of how to get a different base of people messaging Gura.
>>26056993
That's possible, it's worth a few sentences to find out since I'm not here often.

Pizza... borgar...

domo same desuu

cutie

>>26056821
Twitch streamers unironically have better work ethic than Holos, especially EN.

>>26057240
I believe it

>>26057148
Yet she did that last year and still streamed. She is cucking you for some penis

>>26057289
Go watch them, then.

>>26057256
how do you even make a fork glow? dips it into fluorescent?

>>26057287
I love her...

>>26057289
>boot up stream
>do literally anything you want, anything at all, copyright does not exist
>react to what others do
wow! amazing work ethic

>>26056967
an unofficial daki will do

>>26057287
>Proceeds to ghost you

Sharkchefwife

>>26057287
cute!
which stream was that?

>>26057308
her workload was not as much last year, plus who spends that much money flying out every other day and back? think dude think, only done once.

>>26057340
best idea i can come up with is a partially-shrouded LED in the handle that illuminates it

Tummy hort, I had a bad hour on the toilet. Please help chumbros

>>26057287
She's so cute

>>26057351
I actually wanted to know what unofficial dakis people would get but it seems everyone thought something else

>>26057308
I don't care what she does off stream, if it makes her happy then i am happy for her.

gura's messages seem to set him off without fail for some reason, lol. watch this

>>26057383
I feel you bud. I had to slap my stomach till I brapped up a storm yesterday.

>>26057419

>>26057419
I love the nyo face
Nacho made that, right?

>>26057394
i like all of chintora's designs, and i have both variants of the old one, with both variants of the newer one on order. i understand his art style is divisive, which is a reasonable criticism. i have the one from the german shop too but i don't like it as much.

>>26057461
Monke

>>26057343
>Actually thinking Gura would stream more if it wasn't for copyright or permissions
You're actually delusional

>>26057419
GURA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU

>>26057471
Yeah. And she perfectly captured the energy of this brat

>>26057471
I used to think nyo face was weird and that she looked like an ant or something but this place made me love it

>>26057469
she don't care, she never streams, she will stream 1 maybe 2 times this week and say the same shit and you guys will eat it up just like she eats dick.

the gurnya is a work that is every bit on the same level as the mona lisa

>>26057531
damn that was quick

>>26057469
Goddammit i love her...

Gura lust Gura lust!

>>26055719
aqua releases members only covers, maybe she'll be interested in making those.

>>26057505
no anon you don't understand, she also has to get permission to continue playing games she already started, that's why she can't finish stuff

"Superchat"

>>26057469
I love this girl with every fiber of my being.

>>26057469
>shark had covid
>i have covid
WE ARE getting married

>>26057571
Gura's monster energy cock...

>>26057419
>>26057469
>"I'll see you"
>"Excited to chat with you"
>"Enjoy your company"
>Ghosts the shit out of her fanbase
Okay lol

>he STILL thinks anyone cares about his rambling after Gura thoroughly blew him out saturday

>>26057405
This is what a white knight beta male faggot looks like.

>>26057469
I love her

Umm can any1 approb my stamp?

>>26057625
what are the odds that you and gura drank the same water mollecule at some point

>>26057469
that sick stream was honestly the highlight of the year