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Good evening /jp/, how are you doing today?

Have you done good actions since last week?

>> No.5185663

A little late this week, huh.

>> No.5185671

I improved /jp/

>> No.5185673

FINALLY!

I went to the supermarket and helped my mother and I worked hard on projects this week.

>> No.5185672

I fucked a dog in the ass, feels good.

>> No.5185675

>>5185673
THERE ARE GREATER MEN THAN YOU

You will never fuck Eiki for doing good deeds. ;_; for you.

>> No.5185676

Well Ms. Yama, I actually saved a puppy from drowning in my pool! Did you see me?

>> No.5185689

>>5185675
Dude, Shut up. I never asked for that.

>> No.5185692

I finally beat you on normal today, though you kept calling me sinful ;_;
in real life i helped with shopping

>> No.5185693

I went to visit my grandfather, he is really sick, will probably die this month.

>> No.5185695

Reporting~

>> No.5185700

>>5185675
He could always cyber with an old gay guy pretending to be her.

>> No.5185703

>>5185658

I aborted a demon fetus with a spatula, consecrated the
remains and cooked a delicious feast out of the sanctified
corpse.

Does that count?

>> No.5185716

Bite your tounge, /jp/. You're in the Yama's presence.

>> No.5185709

Where is Eiki? She isn't responding to things.

I think we have a fake Yama on our hands.

>> No.5185719

>>5185700
I want NONE of this in Eiki-sama~'s presence!

>>5185709
LIAR. I still recognize the trip and the way of posting!

>> No.5185730

>>5185719
http://pastebin.com/YgamqGth
Yabbadabbadoo should read this

>> No.5185731

>>5185700

I'm so glad there are others who openly ridicule Shinki, besides me...

...now I can die a happy neet...

>> No.5185740
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>>5185671
How come?

>>5185673
That's good. What kind of projects?

>>5185676
I can't watch everyone all the time, but I'll be able to see all of your good and bad deeds if you happen to be judged by me once the time comes. Good job saving that puppy!

>>5185692
Nice, keep it up.

>>5185703
Lying is a bad thing~!

>>5185709
Sorry, I'm a bit slow today.

>> No.5185748

>>5185740
I've been working on several art projects to finish my term and studying.

>> No.5185755

>>5185730
Also Shinki = deleted for those who are unaware~

>> No.5185756

>>5185730
One Count of Impersonating a Yama.
One Count of Cybering.
One Count of Kissing Wombs with a Penis.

>> No.5185757
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5185757

Doing great.

But, I wasn't able to do anything good this week, sorry about that.

>> No.5185766

I did nothing all week but I didn't cause any harm either!

>> No.5185764

I helped my friends in a MMO today, but I'm not sure if that counts.

>> No.5185759

>>5185740
I got on the town's newspaper for doing that! That was a nice week... =D

>> No.5185761

>>5185740

Don't encurage him! He'll lure you into a shady IRC channel and
make an unhonest sloppy prostitute out of you!
The flatchested kind!

>> No.5185771
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5185771

Shiki-sama! I want to lick your legs!

and, I broke the neck of an agonizing cat, the poor faggot got hit by a car or something.

I thought it was the right thing to do.

>> No.5185775

>>5185740
Shikieiki, your biggest fan is a 15 year old kid who sings songs and kisses wombs with his penis.

How does that make you feel?

>> No.5185786

I helped a kid fix his bike chain.
I cured cancer for a second.

>> No.5185788

Wow, this thread contains everything that's wrong with current /jp/. /r/ thread b&, myself included.

>> No.5185790

>>5185755
>>5185756
>>5185761
>>5185775
Oh great.... here we go~......

>> No.5185794
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5185794

wanna do it?

>> No.5185801

Oh god this fucking thread.

>> No.5185802

>>5185790
Shikieiki does not deserve the same fate as Marina.

>> No.5185803
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>>5185790

You brought it on yourself~

Heretic!
Heretic!
Heretic!

>> No.5185819

I have completed Chapter Two of my epic tale regarding Moon Rabbit soldiers Oscar Miking and staying frosty.

It's thrilling. The newest member of Alpha Team is running through the training facility and geting yelled at by the tough-as-nails, cigar-chomping bunny sergeant girl.

Then after that it's off to Tranquility to go kill some Earthmen from NASA. Which will be dealt with in Chapter Three. But the Earthmen have a surprise for these particular bunnygirls! Ha ha! They won't even know what hit them!

No, it's not rape. The loins of these bunnygirls will remain unsullied by Earthling sperm.

>> No.5185815

>>5185802
What the hell? Marina is a non-existent person. Doesn't matter what happened. I don't care.

>> No.5185844

>>5185815
Yeah yeah yeah, that's what all rapists say

>> No.5185853

>>5185844
You sir are spreading libel. I request this to end immediately.

>> No.5185857

>>5185853

Hahahahaha...

No.

>> No.5185864

>>5185853
I request you to kill yourself.

>> No.5185877
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>>5185755
Sorry to let you down but you are wrong~

>>5185757
I see... Just make sure you try harder next week.

>>5185764
It does count but we both know you can do more than that, right?

>>5185766
A neutral position is not bad, but is no good either!

>>5185771
I don't know how the cat was but you should seek for help before making a decision like that...

>>5185775
I don't care for your personal thoughts, issues or anything. As long as you stay away from a bad path it's fine.

>>5185786
That kid must be thankful to you. What you mean with healing cancer for a second?

>>5185693
How kind of you. I'm sure your grandfather appreciates your attention.

>>5185794
Go back to work.

>> No.5185882

>>5185864
It is not requested, good sir. It is ordered! You have the authority to order this, considering who it is.

>> No.5185893

>>5185877

Yes, Shinki is Delete- wait a minute...
So are YOU! Impostor!

>> No.5185895

I need to do something productive and good in my life and stick to it, maybe after a shower.

>> No.5185896

>>5185877
THE YAMA AGREES!

All of you can end this nonsense!

>> No.5185901

Ms. Yama, do think I'm cool? At my old school, no one ever heard of you. Am I uncool because I asked them?

>> No.5185909

>>5185893
It's some guy who posts as anon. I saw he, deleted, suigin and some other tripfag talking in a thread like some weeks ago about how to insert letters in a tripcode.

Anyways, thread reported.

>> No.5185915
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>>5185896

And there it's confirmed. Thread's over, boyos. the real Yama
is dead. Shinki raped her to death and is wearing her skin
as a disguise to fool us.

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>>5185877
....

>> No.5185920

>>5185896
The Yama is just saying that you are not her.

>> No.5185921

>>5185877
Get out deleted devs

>> No.5185924

>>5185915
What the hell?! I'd never do that to her! You liar!

>> No.5185918

>>5185915

>Thread's over, boyos

I don't think so.

I'm still taking questions about my ongoing work.

>> No.5185927

>>5185915
Look a dumb fucking arab.

>> No.5185928

>>5185924
You did it to poor Marina, why wouldn't you do it to Shikiecchi Yabbadabbadoo?

>> No.5185931

>>5185918

Well thats fine, I guess...
please don't eat me...

>> No.5185935

>>5185928
First of all. With Marina, I had no clue who that person's gender was.

Second, With spelling Eiki's name wrong, you seem to have serious issues at the moment.

>> No.5185939

>Shinki raped her to death
;_;

>> No.5185951
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>>5185819
That's not really a good action, is it? But I'm glad that you are busy with something instead of doing bad things around.

>>5185895
I hope you find the answers you seek.

>>5185901
I don't think that makes you cool or uncool at all...

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>>5185935
Beware the wrath of the ever-vigilant Yama.

>> No.5185961

>>5185955
God damn it Yumi! You made me look! and doubles.....

>> No.5185968

>>5185963
The Yama removes it when she goes to sleep to prevent imposters!

>> No.5185963

Even being a roleplay crap I kind of like this thread when people start to discuss about things such as what is good and evil, why help others, etc. It will get deleted by a janitor sooner or later anyways

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>>5185961
You would notice there were doubles.

Eiki never works. And don't pin this on Komachi.

>> No.5185974

>>5185951
Well, at least you've been kind this 1* year old still in school

>> No.5185978

>>5185951

>good

I have never claimed to be a good writer, PERSONALLY.

But /jp/ has been pressuring me to write about it, and so I have faithfully begun. This in particular is just a concept - it isn't even a full story, just the adventures of Defense Corps Special Operation Group Nine(smirk)(chuckle), and one particular fireteam at that. It'll be novel-length by the time I'm done, though. These chapters are bloody huge.

>> No.5185981

>>5185961
>doubles
Please get banned already, all of you.

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>>5185971
>never works.

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>>5185961

Oh no! Now your thoughts will be forever tainted by seeing
your true and honest waifu touching herself while looking
at blatant pornography!

What would jesus do?

>> No.5185990

>>5185981
No one cares Jones....

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>>5185983
You acknowledge doubles and use a reaction image?

Jeez, Shinki.

>> No.5186004

>>5186002
In the end no one gives a shit! So enough!

>> No.5186012

Oh cool is this a meta topic? I've heard about these before. Hi, my name is Erin and I love Touhou!

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>>5185971
That's not true. I'm actually using my free time to give you all some attention.

>>5185974
Don't worry about it, just don't give up!

>> No.5186026

>>5186019
What other things do you do in your spare time?

>> No.5186032

>>5186019
Eiki-sama.... I think he's referring to me.....

>> No.5186044
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5186044

And jp was shit.

>> No.5186048

I've been getting up at 9:00 in order to get my little brother on the bus. Going to bed at 1:00 makes me sad, but I'll manage.

>> No.5186054

>>5186032

Why are you saging? Don't you love your Eiki-sama?

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>>5186026
I usually go after those with a bad situation about their deeds to alert them about it, but sometimes I really just need to rest a bit.

>>5186032
I'm confused now...

>>5186048
Sacrificing a bit of your sleep time for someone, that's something really nice.

>> No.5186060

>>5186054
Saging does not mean that I hate the reply or post. You must've forgotten that.

>> No.5186060,1 [INTERNAL] 

I WANT THE THREAD BACK.

>> No.5186060,2 [INTERNAL] 

I WANT THE THREAD BACK NOW!

>> No.5186060,3 [INTERNAL] 

I WANT THE THREAD BACK NOW!

>> No.5186060,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>5185695
YOU SIR ARE THE REASON THIS THREAD IS GONE.

>> No.5186060,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>5185695
YOU SIR ARE THE REASON THIS THREAD IS GONE.

>> No.5186060,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>5185695
YOU SIR ARE THE REASON THIS THREAD IS GONE.

>> No.5186060,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>5185695
YOU SIR ARE THE REASON THIS THREAD IS GONE.

>> No.5186060,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>5185695
YOU SIR ARE THE REASON THIS THREAD IS GONE.

>> No.5186060,9 [INTERNAL] 

the what

>> No.5186060,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>5186060,9
Double post are common here.

>> No.5186060,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>5185909
eh?

>> No.5186060,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>5186060,10
Double posts.

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