Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Mlem mlem.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>48803492
You have an obsession with Bane, it's not healthy anon.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>48803566
Nobody cared who Anon was until he quoted Bane.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your opinion on cow?

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Instructions unclear licking the toad. Who it is remarkably hard to find pictures of that I can post on a blue board.

[Anonymous No.]

Umm. Everyone do your best today.

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>>48803303
See this is why the Order Purity Party still has a chance. They'll bring practical solutions to real problems like these. Cats shouldn't have access to these kinds of magicks, they're pushing the pendulum off the countertop, and it's gonna swing back hard.

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>>48803566
I do, same with Urgot. I want to be like them and it would be feasible if the portal open one day. Don't you want to be a strong force of nature rallying monsters and humans under your banner?

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>>48803590
Werecat like other were, don't have much let them multi class at least since humans can do it too.

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>>48803614
>werecat like the other were
Mmmmmmmm nope not buying it, that sounds like you're looking for a loophole. I remember the last incident with legally distinct "shog-not'ths"

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>>48803575
Pretty cool, cow/10
>>48803584
Frogs are really lewd creatures by nature.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to bow down before your vampire overlord. It’s only proper for such lowly things as humans.

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>>48803638
im gonna throw garlic at her instead

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>>48803569
Who are the bogdanoff sisters of MGE world?

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>>48803647
Anon, then your just going to get your head locked between super powerful vampiric thighs.

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>>48803621
It's not a loophole, I use were as a general nominatif for non special beast girl. They should be able to learn magic or multi class to compete with other mamonos.

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>>48803638
Why would I do that when I could cuddle with a superior dhampir instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>48803675
Two french cheshs playing with the financial stock market

[Anonymous No.]

>>48803690
Based and blood piled

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>>48803693
This but with cruelty squad insanity layered on those two retards.

[Anonymous No.]

Winter town will not be corrupted by our economic cancer.

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>>48803757
snow crabs will take over, youll see

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>>48803757
>heart in the cream of the cocoa
artist tier
>heart in the steam from the cocoa
monster tier
>heart in the pupils from the cocoa
white horn tier

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>>48803798
Snow crab legs, one of my favorites street food in japan. I guess it will be banned when portal opened

[Anonymous No.]

>>OP
If you eat a Mucus Toad out would you start to hallucinate?

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>>48803860
yes
youll be tripping and think youre licking her legs but your actually licking the wall(and she is recording it for montube)

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>>48803860
You can't eat a mucus toad.

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>>48803879
Read it a bit closer anon.

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>wake up
>still no collar around my neck
That's it, I'm calling management.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48803887
Fugggg, I'm retarded

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>>48803901
Put it on yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Eat the rich

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>>48803955
I'm all for addressing income inequality but I think the Sandworm Party is taking things a step too far.

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>>48803955
Eat out the rich.

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Have a great day today at work, anon. Do your best today because auntie will be waiting for you on your way back to pamper you lots all weekend, drain your stress and also bear your children.

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>>48803978
That's a rata anon, you have been tricked.

[Anonymous No.]

I just lost my dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804000
I'm sorry to hear that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48803955
https://files.catbox.moe/rt75lj.jpg
I love monster fashion

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804000
>undead Kobold couldn't pass on and decided to prove she's really the goodest bestest girl

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>>48803978
The best is coming home from work together with your auntster, you are both sweaty and tired so there's nothing more refreshing than having a long, hot and steamy bath together. There's a warning though, a lot of nakadashi could be involved.

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>>48804018
>There's a warning though, a lot of nakadashi could be involved.
Oh no?

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>>48804000
Sorry for you anon unless you're the fr*g, in that case join it in the grave.

[Anonymous No.]

I just found my hound

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>>48803998
It doesn't matter what race your auntster is, just love her lots since her love for you is eternal and unconditional and she's willing to do anything for you

[Anonymous No.]

Pound the hound

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>>48804036
This hound looks retarded and horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804036
But she's too old, I need someone with the same age and the same interests

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>>48804032
Judging by the sound, you found the hound at the pound 'round the mound, but I guess it was bound to happen.

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>>48804066
sorry kid but 4chan is for 18+ adults only
the sabbath forums are down the road and to the left

[Anonymous No.]

I just need a cow please just one the milk withdrawal starts to creep in

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>>48804086
She's clearly over 35+ old. I need a CC, not a hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804093
Are you sure about that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOA698TDmMY

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804018
>a lot of nakadashi could be involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804018
>a lot of nakadashi could be involved.
Anal sex solves most problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804060
Finally, my perfect match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804111
Very forceful yet docile

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>>48804111
Cows would make for terrible maids and housewives

[Anonymous No.]

>>48803998
Rata auntster is dangerous
Imagine all the pictures she would upload to social media about her special time together with you every weekend
https://files.catbox.moe/hbwdzv.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804155
That's part of the appeal, same with kot maids. On the other hand, you need a real kiki maid to clean up for her and they will be a lot of frustration that need to be dealt with.

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>>48803978
Yay! Friday night movies with auntie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804170
Short

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804170
>watching handholding porn with your auntster
Lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804186
Is that or the gaping league
Friday and Saturday are sports broadcast days

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>>48804199
I want to watch MGWE with nee-san.

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>>48804199
The sex baseball is going places at the amateur league, but it doesn't matter since the team with most pregnancies at the end of the season is always the one taking the title

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>>48803955

So Communism can potentially grow and gain influence even in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girls might embrace communism in Monster musume?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804253
Khepri

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>>48804226
Mamono aren't retarded and evil enough for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804268
Men would be a controlled resource doled out to create new outposts to expand the influence of the glorious Union of Egyptian socialist republics.

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>>48804253
chimera

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804277
Rebranded from the original "Kommunist Kollektive of Khepri", which sent the wrong message

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>>48803978
>I'm 43 and never had any woman tell me to have a good day at work in my entire life
>my family hates me
>have no friends
>America is a total shithole of a society that can't be fixed through revolution
........I need help. And it will never come. Only the sweet embrace of oblivion will bring me peace.

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>>48804225
NGL I would actually hate monsters if they ruined baseball like that. I would join the order in a heartbeat.

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>high level monster bragging to her friends about how she's going to pick you up and fuck you silly
>gets super awkward and nervous when she actually meets you

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>>48804389
Don't you mean improved? Baseball is ass

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>>48804438
I hate you and I hope you die of Lou Gherigs disease.

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Tunnel snakes rule

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>>48804376
Shut up and join the fr*g

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>>48804420
Many such cases, 'yip are professional at it, either you take the lead and fuggg her or you wait until she snaps. I like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804225
Watching the college tryouts for the winter gapebowl with my auntster and later play in the shower!

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>>48804420
Keep up the chocolate bribes and I'll sing to her tune all day
>oh shh here they come
>AHHH MY FUCKING PELVIS, OHHH MY VIRGINITY, IT'S RUINED!! CURSE YOU FOREVER HELLSPAWN
>okay they're gone
>ooh try this one, it's got raspberry in the middle

[Anonymous No.]

hon hon hon, les miserables

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804576
What are you trying to say anon?

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>>48804614
He can fit an entire baguette in his butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804420
>anon's first week as a teacher

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>>48804637
He'll make some monster girl very happy someday with skills like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being the guy that gets to make-out with an anubis all day.
Must be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804637
>>48804659
Honestly, you're starting to be worse than the frog. Fuck off with your gay shit.

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>>48804389
its just one anon insisting on shoving his fetish everywhere and calling it "monster sports" and "thread canon". Ignore, maybe report, and absolutely talk about monstergirls doing sports the normal way. I for one am excited about the all-Ocelomeh soccer team, their heritage sport of kicking a ball into tiny hoops should train them to not miss a considerably larger football goal.

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>>48804709
I think that monster sport thread was the only thing that actually really got the thread active for months.

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>>48804709
>on shoving his fetish
I'm willing to bet it's not even his fetish, it's just that he's trying to stir up drama and like a subhuman he latched onto the thing that gets people angry. From what I remember the guy who first came up the idea quickly distanced himself when shitposting pests started hijacking it.

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>>48804722
not a good reason to keep regurgitating the same thing over and over again
do like a comedian and get some new material

[Anonymous No.]

Miss pharaoh will put curse of ra on you

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I only have interest in ONE thread cannon.

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>>48804747
>Anon kree!

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>>48804709
They would easily get defeated by the cockatrice team. Being in the business for generations, there is no way those lounge-cats would ever catch up to them. The early bird gets the worm, as they say.

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>>48804638
Whatever you do, don't accept the substitute teacher positions on the job listings. Most of those aren't even real schools.

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>>48804777
The cockatrice team is all black

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>>48804745
>egurgitating the same thing over and over again
That is the entire thread. Every single thread. It sort of comes with the territory of so many anons who want to keep things exactly to MGE canon.

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>>48804795
If you can't come up with new things in a big sandbox with clear and defined rules, it's a you problem. MGE canon is fine, be edgy on /tg/

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>>48804751
>Arachnes can fly now
Oh shit oh fuck my fearboner is at maximum

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>>48804751
There it is. I've finally seen it with my own eyes. Spooder ass.

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>>48804795
>of so many anons who want to keep things exactly to MGE canon.
If as you say so many anons want it to be this way, maybe it's time for you to leave? This is far from being the only monster girl thread on the internet you know, nobody is forcing you to stay here.

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>>48804795
No, it comes from things like this:
>Write greentext over the course of 15, 20, maybe even 30+ minutes
>No engagement
>Post "Meow" all by itself
>Almost guaranteed engagement, even if only 1-2 (You)s
The kids these days need (You)s and it's just a lot harder to get them from more complex content. I think we'd be happier and more productive if more folks took a minute to give props to the greentexts we like, the stories that get posted, and the OC pics that get posted.
One bright spot IMO is that Anon who's going around collecting greens he liked and stitching them together--I really appreciated that he picked something I did, and I think that kind of thing is a Net Good for the threads.

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>>48804389
It's ok Anon. Pitchers and catchers report soon so you can be happy again.

[Anonymous No.]

Yet again, let me hear your pic ideas

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>>48804849
Devil gifting wurm a spinning wheel for her bday please.

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>>48804849
Cheshpire! Cheshire in the absolute WORST vampire cosplay imaginable with the BIGGEST shit-eating grin about it.

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>>48804849
A Manticore in a baseball uniform

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>>48804849
Ren Xiongmao doing a makeup tutorial on Montube (needs her eyeshadow definitely)

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>>48804849
MANY USHIS. ALL SIZED LIKE ACTUAL TARANTULAS. USHI IN FRONT YELLING CHAAAAAAARGE! LIKE AN ARMY. BUT USHIS.
USHIS.

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>>48804849
Automaton asking why she needs the wheel and stuff to play trackmania/other racing game when she can just plug herself into the computer directly and do TAS-level of precision inputs

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>>48804849
Polar bear girl asking you why you won't eat your dead selkies that she hunted for you

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>>48804849
A wendigo girl asking her mom how to get a boyfriend.
The mom tells her to kill an elk and leave it on his front porch.

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>>48804849
Ms. Whitehorn teaching kindergarten in Winterstown.

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>>48804854
This, it's nonsensical but delightful

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>>48804849
Ms Danuki showing off her old high-school uniform that barely fits her voluptuous body with her extremely short skirt and exposed thong

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>>48804914
It's from another anon's post in the last thread. To be fair, i have no idea what that was supposed to mean either. >>48800836

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>>48804846
Writing greentexts is a lot like landscaping; no one cares when you do it, only when you do it wrong.

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>>48804849
Four dwarves shining laser pointers at a creeping coin.

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>>48804854
>devil gives Wurm a spinning wheel
>Wurm says she's doesn't need it and curls into a circle and starts rolling around

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>>48804892
Meat is meat, that's a lot of future jerky

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>>48804846
I usually give (You)s to OC pics, but I like to say more than "gr8 m8, 8/8" and it's harder to come up with something for greentexts. I have the same problem with full stories, only in addition I'm normally finished hours after one was originally posted.

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>>48804944
Well, actually she did need it because the spinning wheel is the item necessary to unlock the wurm whell skill.

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>>48804846
In my case, I think it's because my greens are bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't have work today. Give me greentext ideas.

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>>48804846
I liked when people used to add more stuff or continue greentexts, that's why I like the dorks that used to post auntster or incest greentexts since those have been the most active ones lately

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>>48804997
Wurm

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>>48804997
Manticore completely spills her spaggetti while trying to flirt with anon.

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>>48804997
A cheshire cat reject fr*g and make fun of him, he kill himself and the Cheshire find a proper husband.

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>>48804999
Yeah it was more fun when others would help flesh out the greentext with you but more and more kids today just want (you)s and don't have a single idea in their head.

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>>48805018
This please, it's the perfect repellent.

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>>48805005
>Wurm dig
>Wurm find tasty rocks
>Wurm finds new tunnel
>Wurm find new husband and his pet bird


>>48805019
>"Anon! You should definitely come over tonight I even made spaghetti!"
>she shows you a pot of noodles and sauce and instantly spills it all over you two

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>>48805043
You're forgetting someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804999
I don't know, the last time people got inspired this happened https://files.catbox.moe/owy9k9.png

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>>48805051
No I'm not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805051
>"Home Alone" with Bapho-chan as the protagonist

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805051
It's obviously the fr*g, look at how lazy and shit the two greens are.
>>48805043
Kill yourself

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>>48805069
I'm not French. I'm from Baltimore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805065
>Honey I Shrunk the Sabbath

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>>48805081
Cunny squared.

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>>48805061
Why are you ignoring >>48805018

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>>48805081
It should be the opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

The samefagging is strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>that sudden surge of concern trolling and le frog schizoposting
totally organic thread activity, anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804997
Anon getting SWATted while streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804931
It's a Simpsons reference from the Monorail episode

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>>48805111
I want to be in the middle of that

[Anonymous No.]

>the only dragon is a dead dragon
>still want dragon wife though
>obviously gotta go to the Dragonia cemetery
>walking around with the shovel, can't decide where to dig
>step on grass and the ground immediately crumbles
>fall into a deep hole
>it's like a tunnel, doesn't look like catacombs or any dungeon
>hear rumbling
>the noise is getting closer
>"Waaaaaaaaarm?"
>get coiled by an undead wurm
>wife acquired

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805093
Because he's a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805137
>"What's up guys! It's your boy, Skinny Anon! Today we're playing... oh wait sorry guys there's knocking at my door."
>you see him walk off camera and hear the door get kicked in
>"MINISTRY OF UNWED MAMONO! GET ON THE GROUND!"
>his stream was demonitized for being wed on the spot by four manticores in tactical gear

[Anonymous No.]

I really don't want to write about self harm. I just got through a failed suicide attempt last year. I wanna make funny stories and have a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805200
Nobody likes a quitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805200
See the big picture, you will drive out a pest from the thread and he deserves it.

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>>48804389
But anon, there are tons of monsters with the perfect assets for their sports, let them use their talents and go pro

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>>48805218
How about you write it then? You seem to have a lot more imagination on this than I do. I just wanna write about funny things. I come here to take my mind off things. Not to push my unmedicated thoughts on others.

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>>48805240
But adding sex to sports is just dumb and lazy. A Kakuen like her could probably top 95 mph on the mound with legs like that.

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>48805250
Fuck off fr*g.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mick throwing yet another tantrum that nobody wants his /d/ bullshit
What the fuck are the /jp/ mods doing?
>>48804849
Cute moments between Dr. Anon and his Lich waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>48805270
Please die in a grease fire. I'm baseball Anon not the frog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805281
>die in a grease fire
Monster grills?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805250
NTA but you should do it, the green, not the other thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804849
Confident, outgoing, true loli anubis getting a husbando while the older, more reserved and borderline autistic anubi seethe at their junior and her new mate.

Nothing explicit please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805305
>Nothing explicit please.
Disregard this homosexual, draw an Anubis with
! !
trimmed pubic hair instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804752
Being conquered by Apophis doesn't sound so bad now.

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>>48805287
>go to Monster Burger for lunch
>and totally not because you have a crush on the cashier there
>"Welcome to Monster Burger, home of the Monster Burger, can I take your order?"
>you love her cheerful smile and greeting everytime you come in
>"Hey Kelly, I'll take a double Monster Burger combo with extra sauce."
>you never thought you'd fall in love with a Wurm with dreads but here you are
>staring at her while she makes your burger and fries
>she always adds one onion ring to your fries because you made a LOTR joke one time
>you tell yourself you'll ask her for her number today
>but when she brings your food out to you, you get lost in her pure green eyes
>and you miss your opportunity
>oh well maybe tomorrow

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>>48804849
Anything involving a lamia cashier, literal noodles need not be involved.

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>>48805380
>Wurm with dreads
Does she hang out with Wonderworms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805392
>people don't know GoodBurger
Jesus I need a walker I'm so old.

[Anonymous No.]

Just out of curiosity, anons.

What do you think is the prime age and physique for an anubis?

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>>48805402
Whichever one you like. My preference is older, a little out of shape, and very precise with everything she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805409
So like 25-30?

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>>48805317
>trimmed
Heresy
Only full jungles here

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805398
NTA but it's been over 20 years since I saw that movie and didn't realize what the dreads were referencing until you brought it up

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>>48805398
It could be a regional thing because I wasn't even sure it aired in my country.

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>>48805416
Like 50-80, bags under her eyes, typical OL type but she's been with the Pharoah since her mother was in charge.
And she still hasn't found a husband yet.

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>>48805250
>I just wanna write about funny things
Then do that and ignore the obvious shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805429
Give me something funny to write about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805429
Ignore him, it's just fr*g writing shitty greens to pass as the good guy and redeem himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>48805443
JFC this is my joker arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805439
Drunkard Harpy cant fly straight, ends up in the wrong house.
Up to you what she finds there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805467
A hanging french faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>48805471
Learn to write, it's pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805439
Holstaur is irrationally envious of flat girls and wants to join a Sabbath, but they don't want to let her in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805499
>Bapho paws typed this post

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>>48804854
Probably not what you expected but the urge to make that was too strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805518
Bapho wouldn't add "irrationally".
>>48805530
She won!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805402
If you want details, it would be something like average height, around 160 cm, medium breast, rather on the smaller side; shapely butt and fit but not muscular. Age would be around 25 human years, whatever that is in terms of Anubis age.

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>>48805530
It's perfect. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805402
Do Anubis age in dog years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805576
No, they age in anubis years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805530
>Wurms happy she won
>but she was hoping for the home theater system instead

[Anonymous No.]

The fuck happened? how did a simple picture request turned into this shitshow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805592
Blame it on an Anon calling everyone frog. I just hide his posts. Simple R&I stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48804846
>>Write greentext over the course of 15, 20, maybe even 30+ minutes
>>No engagement
Too real. Hell, even short posts that i intentionally write with some open parts for other people to respond to don't get any traction, or i get a shitpost reply and that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805530
>OMG OMG OMG
>WHAT DOES IT SAY?

[Anonymous No.]

>Miss Anubis admires her Pharaoh so much she imitates her hairstyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805607
>then you write a stupid shitpost and suddenly it becomes thread canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805609
Every monstergirl should have a hime cut, but that's just my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>”I‘ve been keeping a secret.” she said.
>Your beloved catgirl waifu smiles nervously before you.
>She takes a deep breath and magical flashes erupt across the form you love so well.
>But her coat changes.
>It becomes variegated, her smile widens impossibly as tattoos of card suits be-speckle her form.
>”I can’t.” your reply to her unspoken desire for reassurance and acceptance.
>”Not a memecat.” your say loudly over her pleas and entreaties.
>Your hand moves decisively as it pulls out your hidden pistol.
>You don’t hesitate.
>The last thing you see is her.
>Panicked and mid-teleport, you can see her pupils contract with the absolute certainty that she is too late.
>And then, you see nothing at all.

>Be memecat staring at husbando’s warm disfigured corpse.
>You arrive too late to save him.
>But you are just in time to rush into a cloud of bone fragments and bloody spray.
>It’s almost funny, you think.
>A crippling pain begins to register within.
>Nothing seems funny anymore.
>His brain is…there’s no resurrection for suicides anyway.
>The hot tears run from your eyes, but you refuse to look away at all that you have left of him.
>In that once brilliant place within, always certain to have a quip ready to tease him…all you can hear is an unrelenting keening scream.
>Hmm.
>It seems to be growing louder, funny that.
>But no.
>Nothing is funny anymore.
>The screaming is getting too loud to hear over.
>Morbidly enough you find that concentrating on the scent and taste of him slightly comforting.
>The corrupted reek of his insides, wastefully spilled in the worst way possible, is a miserable pittance.
>But the constant scream isn’t as loud.
>Still noticeable, but kept at bay, for the moment.
>You realize that it will never go away, the agonized scream echoing through your soul.
>You, who once took immeasurable joy in smiling…
>You can’t make your face fit together anymore and the tears and the screaming and the stink of his corpse…
>You drown in it all, collapsing.
>You don’t mean to fall into the wretched bloody remains of all that you could ever hold dear.
>But it’s a relief, in a way.
>He’s still here.
>Sprawled in the cooling puddle of his life’s blood, entangled with his stiffening limbs.
>This is fine.
>You’re still together .
>This is fine.
>You can still taste and smell him.
>The scent of marrow and blood fills your mouth.
>You want to retch, but your mouth swallows desperately.
>Even that meager remnant is more than you can stand to reject.
>This is all you have left and you can’t bear to let it go.
>The screaming from within is slightly muffled now.
>You clasp his hand and get yourselves more comfortable.
>He used to like laying down and relaxing in this position.
>Someone makes an animalistic strangled sobbing sound.
>Rude, some people are trying to get comfortable.
>We’re fine, you think, as you caress the ruins of his head.
>Gradually clarity returns.
>Your mind pieces together your behavior.
>You can see the future laid out clearly before you in all it’s indomitable and miserable depravity.
>And when nothing remains of him, the screaming will grow until it is all you have left of anything.
>And it won’t stop.
>You pick up the pistol, caressing his unresponsive hand.
>The screaming calms as you clasp him, the pistol against your skull.
>Strange, you can barely hear it anymore, not that it matters.
>Everything will be alright, one way or another.
>You and anon are more alike than either of you realize.
>You don’t hesitate either.

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>48805626
This is bad and you should feel bad for writing it.

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>>48805651
He didnt write it, its a pasta
He isnt creative enough even for this

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>>48805612
>thread canon
More like a certain someone repeats it over and over again.

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>>48805624
Hime cuts are pretty based. I'm also partial to drills and bobcuts too.

[Anonymous No.]

Raw, uprotected tailholding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805684
Always wear gloves!

[Anonymous No.]

What's the most outlandish hairstyle a Pharoah would wear?

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>>48805710
Bald

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>>48804697
! !

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>>48805530
mamano gameshows be like

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805710
Bayonetta style "hair so long it is clothes"

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>>48805656
Why would someone write that? It's baffling

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805710
I don't know if it would be the most outlandish, but a pharaoh with one of those short hair 80' rocker hairstyle would be pretty interesting. Even better if she has face paint.

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https://files.catbox.moe/y95wsz.mp4
Hellhounds can't win against the ginger root.

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>>48805940
Why does he keep going back for more, is he a dummy?

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>>48805916
She's perfect and yet stucked in the worst race. Gay earth.

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>>48805906
The poster that wrote it is long gone from these threads(i think), but i imagine it's because when you are so down and in such a bad mental state, having given up on life, the thought that someone would be distressed because of your death is comforting. It means they genuinly cared about you, and that there was someone who cared about you in the first place.
However suicidal idealisation has no place in this thread.

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>>48805710

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>>48804858
A cat in a cheap costume which is your shirt and some bed covers

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>>48806047
NTOA who asked for it but nice.
Basado, I downloaded it. Thanks anon

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>>48806047
she looks like she threatens to suck your dick in a vaguely romanian accent

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>>48806004
NTA but you put words on my feeling toward this green, it's comfy. I never minded anons posting it but yeah it has clearly nothing to do here and the premise is retarded, who doesn't like cheshs

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>>48806059
And that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

I was it, it's not, get the pills. The kiki was right

[Anonymous No.]

>>48806146
Saw*

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>>48806047
And ketchup!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805624
>hime cuts get super popular
>hebi gf has to decide between between going on a serial hair mutilation spree or change her own style to something unique and hope you like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>48806199
>hebi gets an afro

[Anonymous No.]

I took some time to think over. This time I've got a concrete house with a steel door and no chimney to crawl down. There is no way that hellhound is getting in this time

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>>48805530
Wheel of the Worst.

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>>48805530
I think it's rigged...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48806244
You will never learn, frogboy

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>>48805177
Since there are zombie queens, there must be wight wurms. Would a wight wurms be one of those ditzy, trust fund valley girl types instead of a refined noble?
>like, omigawd, my sweety would look totally hawt in this Armani suit

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>>48806331
What?

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>>48806373
What you are describing is called an Ojou-wurm. All of the royalty of a princess, but none of the refined attitude to go with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48806373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGxSM5y7Pfs

[Anonymous No.]

>>48805305
I'm not seething, your're seething!

Also, for the full effort pic, I'm torn between Baseball Manticore, JK clothes Danuki and Cashier Lamia

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>>48806538
Is it really a pie chart, or is it just Pacman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48806554
Pharaoh demanded to know how much of a pie chart is Pacman to distract the autismdog while she can peruse her 'usbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>48806538
scheduled stalking hours

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>>48806059
She's going to steal your cum.

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>>48806538
Of course she doesn't have a bf of her own, she just sits inside a guitar all day.
>Baseball Manticore, JK clothes Danuki and Cashier Lamia
Out of these three I think I'd like to see the Lamia the most.

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Tanned succ workmate telling overseer anubis to just flash her huge tits at her favorite laborer, but instead she just keeps making elaborate situations wherein a'non keeps ending up as her personal errand boy

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder

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>>48806538
Can we get a dead fr*g too. I can pay

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>>48806876
Fatter.

[Anonymous No.]

The pointy hat isn't mandatory dress code for dark mages and witches. Gives room for more variety in character designs (as long as they are sexy).

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[Anonymous No.]

>Cheshire showing some new adventurers the basics of getting around the world
>"Ok now discard your shield while crouching against that tree."
>Wrongwarp level 1 anon to DL Castle inside a lilims bedroom

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>>48806923
Nice monstergirl, faggot. Fuck off back to your shithole

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>>48806538
>JK clothes Danuki
If anyone can do it, its you.

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>>48806952
>anon cums instantly from the overwhelming mamono mana (and lilim neet smell)
>gets scooped up by an eager kiki maido
The lilims need better strategies if they really want to find husbands.

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>>48806957
Cry harder.

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>>48807042
you'd think with overwhelming power (and stinky lim neet smell) they'd be able to get whoever they wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48806952
>she looks at you
>instantly take 999 dmg from her passive
>"Game Over"
This game is bullshit.

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>>48807034

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>kidnap Lilith's stinky NEET daughter and send Lilith a ransom note
>Lilith gives you double what you demanded and tells you to keep her

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine this:
>Steppe, nomad, p'orc raiders riding atop their centaur companions

Now that you've imagined it, what do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48806538
Thanks for the art, drawfren

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807093
What can men do against such reckless lust?

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>>48807093
Dire centaur and equally dire porc in mock plate armor, the kinda combination that'd have you see a boss health bar with a skull next to it. Fat tits bound to actually be able to fit in their armor, and nice and sweaty for when they finally defeat me after playing with their food and claim their spoils

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>>48807101
You don't. You submit to the p'orcer khans.

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>>48807077
The 'game' was a tutorial. All of adventuring and grinding and fighting and training is a tutorial. The real game begins when you cum inside your wife and become a happy father.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that wild centaurs would actually be much smaller than domesticated centaurs, closer to ponies than horses.

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>>48807108
And if you so happened to "defeat" the combo, the remaining girl, whether centaur or p'orc, gets a health boost and a health bar double the size and three big stars next to the skull. As well as a defense and offense buff in the case if it's the p'orc that remains, or an offense and speed buff if it's the centaur the remains.

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>>48806538
>JK clothes Danuki
Please. Coins and candy fall out when you shake their tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807093
I think they're not getting past the sea

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>>48807129
Unfortunately for you, the p'orcers are riding domesticated centaurs that are the clydesdales of their species.

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>>48807185
Just wait until they invent boats.

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>>48807206
They just need a third suitably sized aquatic monster that they can ride atop.

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>>48805054
>>48804846
My bros even >>48804709 is attempting to curtail things back into an acceptable range of topics.

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>>48806952
>chesh teleports you inside the shell of a mile-long sandworm
>she's asleep and doesn't know you're there
can you escape without waking her up?

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>>48807192
It's okay, once they hit Winterstown they will naturally be assimilated and develop a taste for saunas, cheap energy drinks and vodka. It will be ebIn :-DDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807345
Seahorses

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>>48807206
This is why you keep an unmarried Ryu on your island nation. Her storms keep the nomads away

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>>48807132
One of those locked scenario encounters that just changes the cutscene depending on you winning or losing, because even if you win their fellows will be angry that you made two of their elites cry, and force you to consummate your victory with them. Gotta stealth your way through if you wanna complete your quest.

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>>48807412
Stealthing in the open steppe is difficult if not impossible.

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>>48807419
Untrue, you simply need to disguise yourself as a snowman. There won't be any yetis on the steppe to call you out.

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ded

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>>48807528
Fuck off

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>>48807528
The Muv-Luv general is on /m/ my man

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I see the gacha spammer isn't even bothering to post monsters anymore when he's compelled to repost the same text prompts to try and fit in

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>>48807528
>AIspammer mixed up his threads
Kek but atleast you've stopped pretending you're posting monstergirls or whatever. Now fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

> 2 hellhound stories out of nowhere
We eating real good tonight hellwan bros

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>>48807580
The local irish cockroach has been trying to hijack the thread ded meme for some time now, to no success. R&I as always

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807600
They came out of somewhere

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>>48807536
>>48807580
>>48807584
Pretty sure human women don't naturally have fangs like that.

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>>48807622
Go back to /tg/

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ATTENTION CITIZENS OF MGC THE NEXT MAYORAL ELECTION WILL BE HELD TOMORROW (at some point) AND RUN FOR ROUGHLY 24 HOURS

these are the current candidates;

incumbent mayor zombie - "Raaagh. Uuuugh"
Order Purity Party - human suprematist rambling
Bee Queen - parks expansion, honey sector funding, housing projects
Wonderland Tea Party - cost of living
Ms Mino - "strength" and various flexing
former mayor Anubis - affordable housing, public works, economic stability
Danuki/Fox - "responsible spending", public infrastructure
Maid Party - "a maid in everyhome"
Fairy Party - small government

as we reach the final stretch of the campaign trail candidates old and new will need to get out there and rally the last voters to their cause

[Anonymous No.]

Finally, she got out of the bed for a minute

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>>48807678
Ms. Jinko's program didn't work out, but I have faith in Ms. Mino this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>bird wife want sex
>she has to do 3 tricks and anwser 2 questions to get the reward

[Anonymous No.]

Is this real life
Is this just fantasy
Caught me a wurmy
no escape from her curiosity

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Honey for me and not for bee.

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>>48807701
Corvid foreplay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807719
there will be honey for all under queen bee

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807700
she was never getting anywhere campaigning on men's rights

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807678
>parks expansion
QUEEN BEE IS JUST A PUPPET OF THE GREEN/WURM PARTY

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807701
Polly want a penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>Modern demons

[Anonymous No.]

Mundane steel. For someone who needs combat armor on a budget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807132
>defeat one
>before the other can start her second phase, quickly throw the defeated one over your shoulders amd run away from the encounter
>Mindbreak her to fight for me and defeat the other one with her help.
A devilish plan if i say so myself.

[Anonymous No.]

Make sure you read the terms and conditions of all software you install. Demons are getting crafty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807845
I will only use open source made by the most autistic of Gremlins.

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>>48807678
It's maybe better to run it for 2 days. The thread is pretty slow and not everyone sees the posts, unless you want to put that into the OP.
Now that i say that, maybe we should put stuff like this and the writing contest into the OP. They are the only news we have, might as well do something special for them.

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>>48807856
How many entries did the contest even get? Four?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807861
Five

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807865
Lazy bums

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807678
Why isn't there a cat party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807853
Bruh, that's not a Mershark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807871
i will post mine tomorrow or I will publically become cheshire bait

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>>48807877
Where are her nipples?

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>>48807932
They aren't mammals. Their breasts are to attract men instead of feed babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807949
why does she have cow ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807793
The machine really has a preference for only one type of hoodie.

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>>48807949
She's at least part mammal so she should have them. Guess i will have to take matters into my own hands and use teletomancy to cast "Ennipplify" to all sharks, frogs, and other nippleless mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807956
Convergent evolution. If it works for cows, it works for sharks.

[Anonymous No.]

Will you give your demon mommy some "encouragement" while she fights the final boss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807965
I was actually aiming for sweatshirt, but it gave me a hoodie instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this AI spam
This has to be the one of the most obvious examples of samefagging I've seen in a while. how pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808012
>see images with clearly different models and prompting
>accuse them of being the same person
An insult to the artists, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808022
>different models and prompting
>so it has to be done by different people on different machines
Just get a trip, retard. It'll help you get some actual attention

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>>48807678
I do have a question foe the maid party. Do they only have Kiki and shog maids, or do they have more species? Are they able to fullfill the demand for maids, and where will they be getting so many? I hope they aren't planning to flood the market with hastily trained maids that haven't gone through the academy.

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>cat quotas in the workplace
>mandatory cat cuddling time for men
>cat representation at every level of government
>matchmaking programs for deprived cats
Vote cat. Even if you aren't a cat right now we can fix that.

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>>48808060
>Do they only have Kiki and shog maids, or do they have more species?
A maid is a maid, I don't see why they would discriminate on a species basis.
>Are they able to fullfill the demand for maids, and where will they be getting so many?
I believe part of their program is greater support for maid training.

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[Anonymous No.]

Give mommy demon

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>>48808160
You'll have to make her one.

[Anonymous No.]

I have invincible defenses but my achilles heel is my over sensitive sense of smell. Thankfully no monster will take advantage of that.

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>>48808170
>my over sensitive sense of smell
I know that feel. It's a blessing and a curse. Usually a curse, especially when taking out the trash or cleaning up after your dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808170
You should pray to the gods for a less exploitable weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807871
Didn’t feel like participating. Don’t really vibe with the premise and I’m not sure how I feel about a trash mob from Elwynn Forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808174
>dog
dog? DOG!?

[Anonymous No.]

>This is the same request as before. If you can't, please cancel the request, and if you want to hide it, please request a resend.

>I would like a picture of an apophis wrapped around Anon-kun.

>The apophis should be wrapped around Anon-kun 2 rolls with no gaps, and ber breasts should be on top of Anon-kun's head with her eyes like ^_^. The nipples of the apophis should be visible.

>To emphasize the fact that the whole body is wrapped around Anon-kun, I would appreciate it if you could wrap Anon-kun's whole body (sorry to be persistent, but from the chest down, please wrap the whole body without gaps so that we cannot even see his legs).

>Also, if possible, please use the same skin color for the apophis as the hair color.

>Also, if possible, I would like to see a variant with the tail wrapped around the neck and a pattern without the tail wrapped around the neck (or without the tail wrapped around the neck if you have one).

>Also, if possible, please draw more than one expression for Anon-kun (if not, please prioritize and ), and if possible, please make the apophis in different colors from her normal color.

> He is suffering from tightness and teary eyes (his eyes are closed).
> He is blushing slightly (eyes closed)
> He is feeling slightly pleasant and shy (eyes open)
> He is smiling even though he is happy and tightening up (eyes are open)

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>>48808234
Elves shouldn't legally be allowed to own a firearm until they are 1800.

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>>48808234

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>>48808278

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>>48808170
The Gandharva, Boggleboe and High Orcs have been alerted. Run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808285
Imagine if her head would get stuck in the doorhole, haha. How funny would that be...

[Anonymous No.]

Best fat monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808330
Ur mom lmoa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808330
Angels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808340
>he forgot how many anons have that fetish here

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807678
>no Automaton First party
what a boring election, guess i'm voting for bees and anubis this year

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>>48807949
give me an Orca girl that's shark in nature but mammal in genome so i can suck her titties while her dolphin jelly makes me cum inside her repeatedly

[Anonymous No.]

bush > no bush

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808402
That looks kind of disgusting, I like when monsters take proper care of their bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808420
homosexual

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>>48808402
anubis is too autistic to not at least trim her bush regularly

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>>48808420
Monstergirl masseuse has to be one of the best jobs out there.
But first i would neet to find a rich unmarried Bicorn hag. Probably not many of those around. Mayve a unicorn.

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>>48808420
Smooth and hairless is not really natural to a woman.

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>>48808421
Not at all, I just really like monster that take proper care of their bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808429
>But first i would neet to find a rich unmarried Bicorn hag.
There's a lot of money to be made for a man who can massage a girl without the risk of bonding to them, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808431
Neither are glasses or nipple piercings and those are pretty hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48807856
>It's maybe better to run it for 2 days
aye can do if you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808431
supernatural tends to be better

[Anonymous No.]

>be me
>driving down a road at 50 MPH in my car
>suddenly a minotaur lands in front of my car and braces herself
>crash into hee head on
>car gets fucked all to hell, front end completely caved in
>minotaur is fine, she got knocked down but hops back up, only sore
>she stands proud and proclaims her victory
>stagger out of my car pushing the crunched up door open, can't feel anything after getting compacted by the air bag and impact
>spew up a slosh of blood and gargle in pain
>shout "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!" at her
>she laughs, "I have been challenged by the Cheshire to prove I am mightier than the vehicle and have WON! I AM STRONGER THAN THE VEHICLE! AHAHAHAHA! I AM MIGHTY!"
>oh my god
>she's so fucking dumb
>I am literally crawling among shrapnel and glass cut and broken to hell
>my leg is twisted in ways a human leg doesn't and my vision blurs from probably detached or fucked retinas
>cough up blood again and shakily dial the ambulance
And I'm not even sure she has enough money to cover my hospital bill, along with buying me my brand new car and paying me for the rest of her life once this shit hits court and I sue her for everything she has. Goddamn it Minotaurs are so fucking retarded man, I hate them so much. Why are they so fucking dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808459
I hope the cheshire is held liable to life as one of those doll things with no arms or legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808436
Sure, but there's no fun in that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808459
Puny human man crying his weakling tears because he is jealous that mighty Minotaur is far stronger than he ever will be. Typical pathetic humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808467
I don't remember where I was going with it but life as a tease is the most fun. True harem anime material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808402
A little hair is nice, but that's absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48801511
imagine if you will, monstergirls in our world for the sake of the joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808482
>True harem anime material.
Not going amywhere apparently, if that's your goal. One of the worst genres to ever exist.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808500
There can be no jokes here. Nor any deviation from a singular setting.

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[Anonymous No.]

>accidentally sat on another fairy today

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808526
course there can be, or else some of the stories here wouldn't even be touched.
I like meshing MGE and real word stuff outside of the dank "showing them the trauma of modern warfare shit"
there's a lot you can have fun with

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808532
>Anon gets pixie dusted
>Meteor pixie ass comes down

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808533
Honestly, when i think about mge+real world i think more about civic construction and infrastructure to accomodate monstergirls.
Maybe i should marry an Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808527
Very nice Ice Queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808533
Heh, TRON Legacy but it’s an Anubis LARPing

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lol.
anubis is famous for pyramid, but did she build them? did her paws help move the sandstone? did she chisel the hieroglyphs? did she pay for the wages and tools and material? no. she is a big fat phoney

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking 'bout them ears.

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>>48808532
Better than what happened to my fairy the other day. I was fishing and caught a decent sized catfish. I looked away for one minute to get some stuff to prepare it, and she took a dip in the water bucket. All I heard was some splashing, and I look in the bucket to see that fish has a swollen stomach. Needless to stay, I got her out safely. But when I gave her a stern talking to, she didn't seem phased about what happened, and she sure as shit wasn't listening to me. I know she'll be careless again, so I'll have to be more careful, but damn, that fairy is gonna give me a heart attack one of these days. I don't want to lose her!

And if you're wondering, we still ate the fish. Grilled with some lemon and pepper for seasoning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808572
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808570
No, but she forced the proto-danukis to do all the labor for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808570
Anubi are known for planning and overseeing the construction of the pyramids. No stolen valor here. We honor the mummies and khepries that put their blood, sweat, and tears into constructing them.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>48808595
It has been too long since we did some real foxposting.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes. I exclusively make AI monster girl art.
Yes. This makes me a monster girl artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808605
No "we" with you, mick
Not even latching onto the most basic bitch posting trend is enough for you to fit in.

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>>48808623
At least with the one on the left the raceplay stuff would be legendary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808623
>Will ask me to be gentle
I will not be gentle. I will pour out all my passion and love out to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>We elves are a proud people.
>We are not a race of exhibitionists!
Why do elves say such things while dressed like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48808638
They all have autism.

[Anonymous No.]

Be not afraid.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>48807437
>Yeti sees a suspicious looking snowman in the steppe
>hugs the snowman
>melts the snow

[Anonymous No.]

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>>48807678
>Wonderland Tea Party - cost of living
what is the cost of living in MGC? I heard public transport is pretty good and cheap so it can't be that bad

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>>48807678
I don't trust maids, not since the night of the feathers

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>>48808645
fat elf doesn't...

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>>48808717
It's a bit misleading.The cost of living is very cheap when you first move in for a couple of years. Then, if you start rejecting too many mamono and don't settle down, you get a "picky" status, and you have to pay increasingly bigger taxes on everything.
After 5 years, you lose the right to deny any mamono of any type of advance, and if you keep going the government will send agents to sabotage any home security you have. If by the 7th year you have survived all of that unmarried, a spec ops cupid will be sent on your way. We don't know what happens with those, the usually dissapear a day or two after they hit the 7 year mark.

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>>48808532
just teach your fairies the enlargening spell
makes mishaps less common and also good for bedroom activites, expecially when undercast slightly for that "snug fit" if you know what i mean

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how about a story about a rich bitch turned kiki?

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>>48808906
how about a story of a kiki who just has to clean up spilled semen all day? Maybe she sneaks the occasional taste too.

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>You're going to "embiggen my boobs with magic"?
>Embiggen?
>Embiggen?!
>EMBIGGEN!?
>EMBIGGGGGEEEN!?!!!

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>>48808906
I'm not a fan of that kind of corruption, the transformations should fix people and give them happiness, not turn them into a polar opposite as some form of punishment

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>>48808925
Nothing saying it can't be both.

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>>48808925
>the transformations should fix people and give them happiness
Boring.

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>>48808923
INE DE BENINING

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>>48808923
That's it. You are drinking the bimbo potion.

[Anonymous No.]

Did the 'nuki

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>>48808934
>skirt short enough to see panties
>shirt doesnt even cover all of the boobs
this nuki is too old to dress like that, someone should take those clothes off of her

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>>48808925
>>48808906
Here's an interesting note. There's going to inevitably be Kikimora who have noble blood. How does that mesh with their servile nature?

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>>48808925
You could spin it so that she actually is happier afterward. There's a bunch of noble crap a simple maid doesn't have to deal with.

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>>48808961
A lord serves her people. We Saber kikimora now

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>>48808961
That's how the elusive dominant Kikis are made, for those anons who want a woman to gently sort their life out.

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>>48808961
SHe finds honor in serving someone, and her husband still treats her with due respect. Something like the role of low nobility. She's high class, but still loyal and subservient to her master.

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>>48808934
CUTE

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fox mating season is going to be over soon. you can finally let your guard down Anon!

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>>48808979
Now show me Alexander kiki.

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>>48808991
This is a fox free thread, too basic for anons. As pointed out earlier.
Not like human woman in a hat.

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>>48808934
>blond hair but brown ears and tail
>very skimpy outfit.
>pretending to be youthful despite her age.
What kind of oblivious man warrants such agressive strategies?

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>>48808875
Yeah, I need a fairy who BARELY fits in my asshole.

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>>48808923
I don't see the issue here. It's a perfectly chromulent word.

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>>48808996
The novelty of you trying to cause drama has worn off.

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>>48809009
you clearly don't know what i mean so i'll spell it out for you
"fairy that is almost the same size scale as you but slightly smaller, so that your dick barely fits into her vagina"
that is what i meant, and now you know.

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>>48809025
He knows what he wants, anon.

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>>48809009
This but it's me in the fairy's butthole

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>>48809022
This is the only fun I have with monster girls now.

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Need girls in my life

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>>48809085
>girls
Slut.

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>>48809085
Normal girls need to have their tails groped and their horns rubbed.

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>>48809085
This woman does NOTHING for me...
until she grabs his arm and her eyes glow with jealous anger. I would be putty in the hands of a woman who has glowing eyes and a jealous streak. FORTUNATELY here on earth that'll never happen!

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>>48809031
>t. Lemmiwinks Anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDZkukBIZ4I

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>>48809036
Get help.

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>>48809120
Why? For posting on 4chan?

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Do you think monsters feel bad about rape? It's wrong after all

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>>48809129
I assume most don't do it as it, realistically speaking, would be such a huge breach of trust it would taint any relationship.

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>>48808923
I'm the one that learned the transmutation magic, I'm the one that gets to pick the funny words I use!

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>>48809136
Rape outright? Really only in the wilderness and the battlefield. But monsters have plenty of other ways to seduce and rapture men. They lack human shame and morals after all.

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>>48809150
>They lack human shame and morals after all.
Of course, this would be a huge downside when she does something insane like walk around publically naked or try to seduce random people to prove she could.

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>>48809150
>Miss Troll shows up with a picnic basket full of bread, cheese, nuts, and pre-sliced fruits.
>Tells you that she's new to the neighborhood and is making gift baskets.
>There's a SUSPICIOUS amount of food in here--enough for two.
>And she happens to be carrying it all on a perfectly folded blanket that's just soft enough to be comfy, but tough enough to be sat upon for, say, a picnic.
Oh, they are quite devious and shameless all right.

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>>48809189
It's depressing how transparently some of these posts are just regular girlfriends.

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>>48809066
>Rootfags

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>>48809192
No, I said she is devious and shameless. Like the true monster she is.

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>>48809189
I'm all wise to their tricks. They won't fool me, as i always have my guard up around these creatures of the night.
But one cannot let them know of that, so the best alternative it to follow they twisted games. She wouldn't dare poison or spike the food, and having a supposed date would free me from being bothered by others.
I can always reject her later.

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>>48809192
Love is a devious trap my friend. One sip of it and you will be unrecognizable.

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>>48808459
Mamono can do these things as much as they like and the government will let them get away with it every time. Fucked up.

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>>48809208
>>48809220
If I wasn't aware of how vindictive most of you are I'd just feel bad being in the same boat myself.

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>>48809127
That and this weird three year long grudge against KC you fucks seem to have.

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>>48809228
And why wouldn't I?

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>>48808875
>getting dommed by a 3 meter tall pixie

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about the dormice.
What are they like?

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>>48809268
they suck

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>>48809275
Is that a game or just AI?

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>>48809279
Looks like a Renpy game with AI assets

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>>48809276
No, you suck!

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>>48809279
>>48809281
It's from the tutorial for ComfyUI.

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>>48809352
Imagine the leglock

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>>48809226
I dunno, I'm just being difficult. Honestly, picnics are one of my many weaknesses so I would be positively disposed toward a woman who offered me one proactively. Especially in the middle of winter, where she'd ALSO suggest we have it in my home, since we're already here and it is, of course, quite cold outside.

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Dear Maou,
I would like an extra large pepperoni lover's pizza, thin crust, add onions and mushrooms. Also, a side of Lilim Sticks.

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>>48809255
It's alright, happens to a lot of adventurers.

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dogs are good
cats are ok

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>>48809352
>240cm
For reference, that's 7feet 10 inches.

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>>48807701
cute intelligent wife

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>>48807871
I WAS GIVEN THE WEEKEND AND I INTEND TO USE IT!

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>>48807751
The Green/Wurm conspiracy has dug so far back all the way to first vote in the history of the election. It's such a laughable "theory" it's not even plausible.
>Eat Your Greens Anons
>Dig Those Holes Anon
>You Will Consider...

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>>48807871
there's still like a 10% chance i finish mine

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>>48808431
Yeah, and women(especially older women) have thin mustaches, nosehair, armpit hair, leg hair(you know the type, real unpleasant stuff, not fluff any beastgirl would have), asshair... All of that ugly 3DPD stuff.
Taking basic care of themselves is important. Making themselves look presentable in a bikini is like half the battle for a generic woman, not to mention how important it must be for monsters.

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>Smol birb

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>>48809782
Beeg birb

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guys love the plumage because it keeps them warm

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>>48808691
yetis are so perfect

[Anonymous No.]

I wish a pretty girl would cuddle me.
I'm lonely. And I think that human touch would be nice.

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xof

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>>48809905
Lucy, how do you feel about your creator moving on to a game about kissing ghosts?

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Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to not talk too much about the winter pudge on the Ratas.
They'll remember that teasing in the spring and summer when they're in better shape.
Then they shall truly strike

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>>48809991
If that means I'm getting jumped by a muscle squirrel, so be it.

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Kot

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[Anonymous No.]

Anubutt is best butt in all of the desert

[Anonymous No.]

Im feeling sad
Post snuggly monsters

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>>48810309

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>>48810309
Snuggle Queen

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>makes your bed and room smell like brown sugar simply by sleeping in it

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>>48810309

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Wurms are hard and uncomfortable

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>>48809841
Flight feathers are for stroking and down feathers are for nestling your face into.
Human bodies have no such distinction and you will be stroked and nestled into wherever she pleases.

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>>48810527
I wish I had a cute cat

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imagine you're having sex with a girl and then POP! she is now a demon

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>>48810600
Wait, why was I having sex with her before I knew she was a demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48810603
For the sake of the senario, you have a girlfriend

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>>48810606
Crazy stuff

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>>48810606
>h*man gf to begin with
disgusting, leave

[Anonymous No.]

It's honestly kind of amazing how the outlook on corruption changed
we went from "corruption bad cuz it's ego death!" to "corruption bad because being an ex human makes a mongrel"

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>>48810639
>we
ego death bullshit was just tourists outraged with concept of "corruption", so it doesn't really count

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>>48810639
I think it's an obvious improvement

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>>48810639
Just had a thought
Say a woman turns into a succubus and has a daughter, does that mean the daughter is now pure because she's born a monster despite the former humanity of her mother? or is it a Harry Potter "filthy mudblood" situation?

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>>48810639
>shitposters switched up their bait
And your point is?

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Aaaaaaaah, I need a medic, the hangover on caturday should be forbidden by law
>>48810527
Me too, especially marshmallow cat

[Anonymous No.]

>corruption gooood~

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Imagine a "family dinner thing" but the father finds out the son's dating a corrupted human instead of a pure monster

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>>48810673
>"At least you're not gay, son."
>Alp squirms uncomfortably

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>>48810654
Not a pure blood but still an improvement

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Still gotta eventually do that as story about the lesser succubus

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>>48810639
It's not that corruption is bad, it's sexy but not for me. I can't get past my stupid grudges

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>>48810685
>Be lesser succ
>cant get a man cuz ex human
>treated as whore despite virgin
>people go out of their way to avoid you unlike being simply cautious with secular trueborn succs
>finally meet man at bar
>his friends jeer at him for not just going for a true born
>he leaves
>try not to cry
>cry a lot
New movie "silver medal" in theatres soon

[Anonymous No.]

Whack fol the da, now, dance to your partner
Welt the floor your trotters shake
Wasn't it the truth I tell you
Lots of fun at Finnegan's wake

[Anonymous No.]

HOLD UP
what about all the undead types, you have to die (or "Die" in the MGE sense) to become undead
wouldn't that make ALL undead types former humans?

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>>48810716
>wouldn't that make ALL undead types former humans?
1. Undead can give birth to undead.
2, See picture.

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>>48810716
Anon just accept that people are either into monstergirls or want to rule 63 a male friend in to monstergirl and fuck them, there is no in between.
Human women are just not accounted for.
It's also why there's so much negativity about the "cosplay" types because its something people like contained in the body of something deemed visually unclean.

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>>48810716
Zombie? Yes. Werecat zombie from a pure blood family? No.

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>>48810736
This guy gets my thoughts, thanks and cheers

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>>48810736
>Human women are just not accounted for.
I don't care if a few loud autists can't stop thinking about used goods and are unable to imagine unhappy virgin women existing, monsterization is one of core aspects of MGE and I'm not going to stop liking it.

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>>48810736
>Demon lord wants to see if the unification of monsters and humanity is gettingalong
>turns out monstersation on a mas scale doesn't help as humans simply abandon corrupted women for pure monsters
>druella on her knees questioning her life choices
>Demon lord slamming her head on her desk
>"WHY ARE HUMANS SO FUCKING WEIRD?"

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"used goods, because life already fucked them by having them be born human first"

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>>48810736
>you're either into monsters or alps, there is no in between.
What's with this false dichotomy? Corrupting people with monster products has been a thing since the first threads and still is, just look at the magic book or cursed equipment
>It's also why there's so much negativity about the "cosplay" types because its something people like contained in the body of something deemed visually unclean.
No it's because of /vg/ cretins that like to post unrelated offtopic garbage then claim they're "dark mages" when they get told to fuck off.
Also, dark mage and dhampir are still some of the more popular mgs so your post doesnt make any sense

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>>48810736
>the body of something deemed visually unclean
It's an actual schizo, holy shit

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>>48810862
I'm fine with it, I just think others are a bit extreme with the way the see things

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>>48810662
dump her in a barrel of holy water

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>>48810907
>she's now the excalibur
>and you will not be able to pull out of her unless you are worthy

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>>48810913
w-what counts as worthy?

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>>48810913
I don't think it's that hard. You just have to keep pulling and thrusting vigorously.

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>>48810921
the fact your in her in the first place

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>>48810923
>I don't think it's that hard.
Anon, she's been doing her kegels daily. For the past five centuries.

[Anonymous No.]

ATTENTION CITIZENS OF MGC THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME!
The MGC mayoral elections have begun! Please cast your vote for who will run the city for the next 4 years

https://strawpoll.com/1MnwkqW8Mn7

polls will be open for, as requested, roughly 48 hours

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>portals open
>lonely anon gets his soulmate he dreamed of for years and goes on to unleash his pent up desires in her
>cums on insertion
>lonely mamono gets her destined soulmate she always dreamed of
>she has dick guillotine pussy, alchemical body modification that turned her pussy juices into that dolphin pussy meme fluid and legs with more clenching power than a hydraulic press
>anon doesn't die that night only thanks to mamonomana
This isn't fair...

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>>48810971
Maid Party promises me a Kiki I can dump my cum in every day, they have my vote.

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>>48808750
>night of the feathers
what's that?

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>>48810984
If mangobanana can let you fuck lava, he can adapt to this too.

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>>48810971
>https://strawpoll.com/1MnwkqW8Mn7
MAID MAID MAID

[Anonymous No.]

What's she singing?

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>>48810971
Let's go, Baba Yaga
I'm counting on you to clean up MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>48809882
xof?

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Multi setting thread mode activate.

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>>48810600
feed the wings directly with essence
winglets are cute but they need lots of nutrients to grow big for hugging

[Anonymous No.]

>>48811357
Nah, you have to go back

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>>48810971
They wouldn't let us vote if we could actually make a difference... but I do think parks are beetiful.

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>>48811393

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>>48809991
You mean her "Warm Mode?" I LIKE WARM MODE. I secretly encourage it by buying twice as much Nutella and putting it on her toast in the morning.

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>>48810532
Your vords hav summoned ze vhampire!

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>>48811890
>vampire needs to be invited in
>cat keeps going in and out
The door is a common enemy to both

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>>48811153
I've been working on the railroad

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>>48811153
The obvious answer would be Walk Like an Egyptian
The cool answer would be Dance Hall Days

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>>48811057
>mangobanana
That's it. I'm sicking a Haku agent on you.

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>>48811994
What are those sticks the Japanese love so much?

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>>48809003
>blond hair but brown ears and tail
Gyaru Tanuki is to dye for.

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>>48812032
it's called pocky

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>>48812032
Bokken?

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>>48810971
I watched as the Baba Yaga Kiki voter filled out her ballot papers.... with a pencil.

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>>48810678
First time I've laughed at an alp=gay post.

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>>48811968
better that than mamonoobama

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I still can't stop thinking about the fucking viagra scorpions, a concept that's both absurdly stupid and cool at the same time

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>>48812238
Just another thing to avoid in the hell realms.

[Anonymous No.]

>Yeah, that's him. The plant huffer

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>>48812269
Let me guess, they get super duper horny if I spray roundup on them?

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>>48810971
I hate to break a dog's heart, but I must do what I believe is best forOH MY GOD MAID SWEEP
>MAID SWEEP

[Anonymous No.]

>Mamono go through the portals
>All is well!
>Until...
>Cheshires discover the Internet
>They don't have a hive mind, but you'd be hard pressed to prove that, since there's an almost instinctive need to shitpost, troll, and annoy that they all seem to have.
>Every stupid, insane rumor going?
>Cheshires did it.
>Even that one.
>The litany of their sins against gods, men, mamono, even The Mick is unending.

>Nekomata have 2 tails AND 2 buttholes
>If you steel a dark mage's hat and put it on a human woman, she turns into a dark mage
>Druella has a secret husband, so nobody needs to try to marry her.
>Wurms are dumb.
>Wurms are smart.
>Wurms and Greenworms are the same species, like broccoli and cauliflower
>The real name for the medusa is the "fractal lamia"
>Imps are not real and you can't summon them. Try it! This spell will not summon anything.
>Dragons poop treasure, and so whenever you get impressed with one's hoard, remember that she's actually just sleeping on a big pile of poop.
>Hellhounds secretly want you to roast marshmallows on them.
>Devil bugs and devils are the same species, and any references to devils that look like loli demons are actually references to demons.
>Most vampires are just angsty werebats.
>Gremlins are just techy catgirls.
>Trumparts are actually a Bri'ish mamono and they're called that due to all the farting
>Petting Ushi-Onis disables them, allowing you to escape.
>Foxes are OK.

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>>48812266
am I the only one who finds this pic mega cringe?

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>>48812316
You didn't even see the uncropped version.

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>>48812331
>uncropped version
Like the version vomited out by a bird?

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>>48812306
>Cheshires discover the Internet
>"wow, looks like Queen of Spades's influence extends even to this world"
>"I should show this to the rest of wonderland!"

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>>48812359
This post, aside from disgusting, is also severely retarded.
The ruler of wonderland is the queen of hearts.

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>>48812379
The other queen rules the backrooms.

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>>48812306
>Hellhounds secretly want you to roast marshmallows on them.
This is actually true, I recommend you try this ASAP

[Anonymous No.]

Remember this robot angel anime?

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>>48812398
Cooking food on fiery mamono body would be probably one of the most common and basic sex plays people indulge in. Especially if getting them aroused is what causes extra heat.

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>>48812420
Cook a weiner between her buns
“Don’t you fucking eat that.”
“Why not?”
“Why not? Dude that was my ass!”
“So? It’ll probably be fine.”
“Are you fucking insane?? Give me that weiner right now.”
“You’ll eat that ass fat cooked fatty dog you fat ass dog.”
“Grr… you really gonna eat something that’s got my sweat on it?”
“Uh… ah… hmm…”
“Actually… eat the damn hot dog.”
“No that’s gross.”
“Eat the fucking hot dog.”
“NO!”
“IVE WATCHED YOU SKIRT AROUND THIS LONG ENOUGH YOU CLOSET PERVERT NOW EAT THE DOG DOG OR YOUR GONNA EAT DOG CAKE"

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>>48812417
do you really have nothing better to do in your life than spending all morning seething powerlessly that people talk about MGE in a MGE-dominant thread?

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>>48812437
I didn't ask, friend. but I think I'm going to keep posting monster girls.

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>>48812434
I'd grill burgers on her tits. Imagine having to constantly caress her to keep the heat up, but not too hard or you'll burn the patties when she cums. In time you'd become the master of both grilling and foreplay

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>>48812306
>CheshGPT results show up at the top of every search
>Earth becomes the wonderland colony it was always destined to be

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>>48812501
Following CheshGPT's advice gets you fucked every time. Usually literally too.

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>>48812497
>Tell your wife to be less horny because you need to defrost the chicken for dinner.

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>>48811153
You are my number WAN

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>>48812266
Nice monstergirl, faggot. Fuck off

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>>48812705
And what about the image above it.

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>>48812770
Keep seething, micky boy

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen, I awaken once again after my long sleep and need advice. I finally got my AO3 invitation to writefag again. What's the most important things to tag these days? General theme? Sex? Specific species? All of the above?

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>>48812883
Species mainly. Most of our writers don't use any additional tgs aside that, but you can do that if you want. Don't forget the Mge tag either.
If you have any doubts, just look at the most recent stories.

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>>48812883
Important how? Just post a link to your story here and people will go check it out if they're so inclined

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>>48812906
>Important how?
For people to be able to find it later by searching. Part of what I'm doing is archiving some of my old stuff lost to the great pastebin privatization

>>48812904
Thanks a bunch, friend..

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>>48812883
How do I commit snuggletengu?

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>>48812853
Don't make me actually start something again.
>>48812904
What I like about ao3 is how there are no rules you have to follow.

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>>48812883
You should put the ENTIRE story in the tags, and force people to read it that way.

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>>48812956
STUPID CHESHIRE
>*bonks head repeatedly*
STOP BEING STATIC

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>>48812943
>Find Tengu.
>She's not wearing a ring on her talon.
>Hug firmly, yet gently.
>...
>Profit.

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>Tall centaur
>Standing up, her front crotch and rear end are level with your head
Imagine the immense bullying she could do to you like this.

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>>48812952
Don't fool yourself. There is nothing to start here. You have been having a tantrum for a while now, and it gets more embarrasing by the day.

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>>48813001
standing donut?

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>>48812883
Dom

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>>48813002

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>>48813001
We all know centaurs can't rape. It's more likely she would end up getting teased and bulied, begging you to let her finish while her legs can barely hold onto her own weight.
Their calm and threatening demeanor only serves to hide the huge weakspot behind them. One slap on the rum is all you need for the rivers to start flowing.

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>>48812983
Do I hold her like hamburger?

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>>48812952
>Don't make me shit myself in rage again!
Kek, it would be cute if it werent so pathetic. 3 years of impotent seething, mick. The only thing you can do is leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48813050
You say that, but then she pins your head against the wall with her rear end, grinding it and barely giving you enough room to breathe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48812952
Start something? Why dont you finish your game inste-oh right, KC killed it. oops

[Anonymous No.]

>>48813072
just huff her donut