Which 2hu are definitely virgins

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Which 2hu are definitely virgins Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 20:19:44 No.44430471 [Reply] [Original]

Ill start with the obvious.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 20:21:18 No.44430481 File: 932 KB, 1036x1450, F4Yh7qsa8AA4zq9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i was thinking she needed a new thread

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 20:35:57 No.44430587 >>44430471 All of them until you marry them. Yes, that includes Junko, Seiga, and Suwako

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 20:40:41 No.44430615 >>44430481 That kid knows where the good stuff is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 20:44:13 No.44430639 >>44430471 No way the junkie is a virgin. She whores herself in exchange for drugs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 20:58:04 No.44430721 File: 85 KB, 1280x1280, o8qZ6riQpwyFtv2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Akyuu's been going around the village putting these signs up everywhere because she's identified a new risk to her goal of sex with human men

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 21:00:27 No.44430742 >>44430471 they both look and act like cheap whores. awful nu-2hous.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 21:00:48 No.44430743 File: 687 KB, 1002x1657, 111159042_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44430721 how's she supposed to compete with this?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 21:02:13 No.44430753 File: 226 KB, 644x487, chiyari ZUN edit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44430743 you can't on a sidenote, no one's drawing her as borderline anorexic like she is in her loss ZUN art

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 21:26:58 No.44430872 >>44430753 Why is her head so small?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 21:28:41 No.44430885 File: 2.22 MB, 2623x2752, chiyari kamepan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44430872 I dunno it's a shitty edit from 2ch but I want to see more people draw her skinny

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 21:30:31 No.44430895 File: 1001 KB, 882x1000, 111159592_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44430885 if you want the ribs-poking-out moe that's more of shions thing

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 21:36:32 No.44430934 File: 1.00 MB, 1600x2000, 111076356_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44430721 A9 wishes she had Chiyari's fashion sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 21:39:36 No.44430959 File: 148 KB, 686x915, F4dZk3Pa8AA9KRm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 22:18:22 No.44431219 >>44430895 Ribs poking out skinny with perky breasts and soft skin is my dream girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 22:24:59 No.44431267 File: 1001 KB, 840x693, 1693088658.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this hikki junkie's ability to make me overwhelmingly horny is nothing sort of astounding

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 22:26:40 No.44431276 File: 234 KB, 1272x1433, takorice_r-1610293642589241345-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44431219 Who could possibly find something like that to be attractive?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 22:45:45 No.44431376 File: 477 KB, 800x572, 1687850736965.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These two.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 22:57:40 No.44431461

Reimu is too busy and too alienated from human men to have ever had sex. She probably doesn't even know what sex is, only a vague understanding that it's something married couples do.
Marisa would be the type of virgin who pretends to be confident and experienced in intimate affairs, but breaks down into a nervous mess when it comes time to actually do the deed, forcing you to take the lead and guide her gently. She also has an incredibly romanticized view of sex and wouldn't want to have it outside of a serious relationship.
Any character like Sakuya or Youmu who is married to their job is probably a virgin as well.
Eiki is too dutiful and straight laced to ever have sex outside of wedlock.
Newly born youkai like Medicine and Kokoro or gods like Keiki are most certainly virgins, unless they got to work absurdly quickly.
Yachie is a fucking dork, I could see her being a virgin.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 23:02:22 No.44431487 Eika Ebisu

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 23:13:58 No.44431566 >>44431461 Based take

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 23:16:31 No.44431582 >>44431276 Any man that likes his girls to be healthy bmi. Aka every girl around 160 cm should be 50kg not 60kg. Most girls irl are overweight. Skinny is normal and healthy. Also youth indicator

Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 23:37:58 No.44431689

Alice lives alone in the woods surrounded by dolls, come on.
Parsee is too toxic to get laid.
Hatae rarely leaves her house.
Kayguya is probably one despite her many suitors because she rejected them and lived in exile.

>>44431461
Reimu was probably given "the talk" by someone when she was old enough. She just wouldn't be interested in sex or relationships.
If someone were to marry Eiki, she'd be fine with having a sex life, but might have trouble admitting what she wants.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 23:39:07 No.44431695 File: 200 KB, 558x853, at her age.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You'd be surprised.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 23:45:42 No.44431719
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>>44431689
>Hatae rarely leaves her house.
That's all I needed to hear!
Now to find a way to sneak into the tengu village and court her...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 23:47:20 No.44431724 >>44431719 You can't. She never leaves her house.

Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 23:55:09 No.44431747
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>>44431724
Houses have doors anon.
Now, I don't want to break into her house since that'd be an Alice-level of insanity, but I do want to delcare my candidacy for her undoubtedly sweet affections.
All it takes is one in and BAM!
Tengu kids within the year.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Aug 26, 2023 23:55:25 No.44431750 File: 673 KB, 940x1440, 1671841893383526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44431695 Yuugi being a KHHV is hilariously fitting

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 00:38:14 No.44431985 >>44431719 Anon was never seen again, the victim of a perverted Tengu Hikki.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 01:12:56 No.44432267 File: 1.39 MB, 2360x2960, 105529903_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44431582 Is that so?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 01:44:32 No.44432552 File: 193 KB, 721x1024, 1687975028719056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] maybe one day she'll get descendants of her own

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 02:56:22 No.44432999 >>44431750 >KHHV Kissless Hugless H????? Virgin

Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 03:03:37 No.44433055
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>>44431689
>Parsee is too toxic to get laid.
Parsee would be one of the more likely 2hus not to be a virgin though, considering the prerequisites to becoming a hashihime.
Granted, she probably hasn't seen any action since becoming one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 03:13:01 No.44433103 >>44432999 Horned.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 03:19:15 No.44433135 >>44432999 Handless. You never got your hand held by the opposite gender, that's what it means.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 04:50:42 No.44434465 File: 63 KB, 680x684, 532423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44430721 I knew her pose reminded me of something

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 04:54:17 No.44434531 >>44433055 well she can have sex with her clone if that counts for anything

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 05:10:45 No.44434830 >>44431376 Kogasa is going to get seduced by a single father when she comes over to watch his kids.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 05:48:17 No.44435594 >>44431719 Anon, no! You're going to get raped to death by some nameless wolf tengu before you find her!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 05:50:01 No.44435616 >>44432552 Despite being much curvier and more womanly, Kanako still can't get laid like Suwako did.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 06:24:38 No.44435998 Why do people draw her with big tits?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 06:24:52 No.44436000 >>44433135 Come on, surely she broke some dude's hand during arm wrestling.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 08:41:33 No.44436827 File: 730 KB, 1152x640, 111072824_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44431689 >She just wouldn't be interested in sex or relationships Wrong. She got along with me just fine. Pic related, pov of how I wake up every day.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 11:42:35 No.44439028 File: 2.74 MB, 1050x1050, toutetsu chiyari flan okina orientalzenzai.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] everyone in this webm

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 12:05:12 No.44439598 File: 38 KB, 600x591, 1693137896236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44434531 That's hot.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 12:10:22 No.44439724
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>>44431376
Kogasa is canonically one of the most likely youkai to get creampied by any human willing to give her the time of the day.
As for Sanae, she lost her virginity long before coming to Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 13:08:04 No.44440924 >>44430721 I feel this sign would backfire and create interest in her

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 13:09:13 No.44440938 >>44439724 >Kogasa is canonically one of the most likely youkai to get creampied by any human willing to give her the time of the day Yeah, me

Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 13:28:44 No.44441172
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>>44439724
Sanae definitely is the biggest slut. Preety much everyone agrees on this. Maybe only some hag youkai out do her. And obviously suwako has had loads of kids.

Orin though...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 13:31:26 No.44441201 >>44436827 Anon, blue board.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 13:31:54 No.44441211 File: 2.80 MB, 1452x1974, 1691114458096684.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chiyari is LITERALLY having sex with human men to spread STDs.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 13:32:29 No.44441222 >>44439724 didn't sanae come to gensokyo as a schoolgirl? did she get molested as a child or something

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 13:34:15 No.44441246 >>44430721 /jp/ is a no-Chiyari zone: Do not post Chiyari. Do not reply to Chiyari threads. Report any offenders.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 13:35:30 No.44441260 File: 234 KB, 442x442, Maristaatsicherheit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44441246 Literally 1984

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 13:35:56 No.44441263 File: 848 KB, 1600x2000, 00438-4171005578.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44431219 You are a man of integrity and that warrants a reward.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 13:38:13 No.44441287 >>44441222 She had a boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 13:38:13 No.44441286 >>44441222 Trips don't lie.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 13:38:38 No.44441291 >>44441263 You genuinely have talent anon, you managed to create a LoRA for a newly released 2hu in under a week. I can also tell that you actually know how to do some post-processing, unlike trashy AI prompters like me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 13:39:39 No.44441299 >>44441291 >you managed to create a LoRA No LORA. Just redrawing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 13:41:14 No.44441307 File: 2.78 MB, 2728x3678, 1679015869539955.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44441299 >actual drawfag that uses AI as a tool instead of dissing it yeah I don't believe you. Keep it up.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 13:55:52 No.44441426 >>44441263 God bless you anon. We're all gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 14:03:17 No.44441487 >>44441222 She was the one in charge of the molesting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 18:49:29 No.44443809 >>44431582 do not starve your girlfriend!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 19:45:51 No.44444273 >>44441263 the collarbones you generate are extremely erotic no I definitely don't have a fetish

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 27, 2023 22:25:22 No.44445387 >>44441211 Dumb Chupacabre

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 02:29:32 No.44446719 >>44445387 It's all part of her new partnership with Yamame.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 02:37:25 No.44446772 File: 2.30 MB, 1447x2219, 111184348_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 02:39:50 No.44446788 >>44446772 Optimal chest size, but belly too round.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 02:41:27 No.44446797 File: 647 KB, 970x1243, 111220522_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 02:56:35 No.44446863 >>44446797 eyes not baggy enough

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 03:15:37 No.44446947 File: 802 KB, 600x800, F4dKaM2aUAA8dUf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 06:57:14 No.44447804 >>44431719 He took the bait...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 11:19:23 No.44449053 >>44439028 Okina is a goddess of motherhood and may have like, nearly 200 children

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 11:20:38 No.44449069 >>44449053 mb it's nearly 100

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 11:30:32 No.44449165 >>44446947 Is the blood stored in the tail?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 11:32:36 No.44449184 File: 273 KB, 1050x1215, cow okina.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44449053 yeah but being a 2hu hag forcibly revirginizes you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 11:38:16 No.44449234 >>44449184 How about Junko, Suwako, Toyohime, and Seiga?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 11:40:59 No.44449254 >>44449234 junko is the only hag in that list and she' purified herself

Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 11:44:09 No.44449296

>>44430471
Any animal youkai are out. You don't spend 100 years as a animal without getting laid. Most Youkai in general are out. Yes, even the maneating ones(Rumia might be a exception just because of how stupid she is). Gods are Gods, unless they are Virgin gods they are getting plenty of sex. That really leaves us with a few categories: The moon rabbits. Tsukumogami. Magicians. And Humans.

Of the Humans, I would say Reimu and Marisa are almost certainly virgins. Being a unpleasant bitch and a massive dork respectively. Sakuya might be a virgin, depending on if she really is as isolated from humanity as the story seems to imply. Highschool girl memes aside, Sanae could be a virgin. Youmu is also basically a certainty. She would commit sepuku if she was ruined for marriage.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 11:45:37 No.44449316 >>44449254 >junko is the only hag >Seiga

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 11:48:12 No.44449346 File: 437 KB, 917x1280, 23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44449316 >>44449316 does this look like a hag to you?

Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 11:48:19 No.44449348

>>44449296
>The moon rabbits.
There is no way the moon rabbits didn't use their newfound freedom and absence of surveillance to fuck around. Just none. Think about their drive. Sure, they may be suppressed on the Moon, either by supervision or medication, but on Earth? It's a free for all.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 11:48:36 No.44449352 >>44449346 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 11:49:07 No.44449357 >>44449296 with how stingy Tewi is, I very much doubt she ever gave away her precious genes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 13:29:19 No.44450418 >>44449346 Yes

Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 14:01:18 No.44450716
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>>44449296
Youmu is 100% without a doubt I agree. Lily White and the fairies as well except for Clownpie who fucks Onis in hell. Akyuu is hasn't done it either or she would be preggo already. I'm 50/50 on Miko

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Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 15:55:43 No.44451903

>>44449348
Reisen doesn't sound like the type to do that. Other two might. Know fuck all about them.

>>44449357
She was a animal before. Ever seen rabbits? They fuck like... uh, rabbits.

>>44450716
Akyuu got plowed in a previous life and can remember it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 15:58:30 No.44451928 >>44451903 >Reisen doesn't sound like the type to do that. Yeah, Reisen's a coward and a paranoiac. Seiran's the outgoing and sociable one. Ringo looks like a sleaze, if nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 15:59:59 No.44451939 >>44451903 Tewi wasn't and still isn't just any old rabbit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 16:00:11 No.44451942 Is it even actually fair to count coitus pre-youkai? They aren't yet sapient as animals, and becoming youkai gives them new bodies with presumably untarnished hymens.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 16:01:43 No.44451955 >>44446797 Bottom right reminded me of Hyatt from Excel Saga.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 16:27:12 No.44452174 File: 3.11 MB, 2039x2894, 110982723_p0_EN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't feel bad. Even this literal 10-feet tall dark bondage sex machine can't get laid. You never had a chance.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 16:30:12 No.44452196 >>44449346 canonically abandoned her son and husband not only a hag, but also a deadbeat mom still, her red flags make her hotter

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 16:30:18 No.44452198 >>44451939 Weren't all beast youkai animals at one point? >>44451942 Most of them hang out with members of the animal they used to be. Most of them are also rape monsters, like all.Youkai.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 16:31:29 No.44452213 File: 398 KB, 500x1030, __kijin_seija_and_sukuna_shinmyoumaru_touhou_drawn_by_nekolina__f1982e9e9e8d068c73b9761535e382ea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] these two definitely fucked

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 17:01:21 No.44452405 >>44452213 ok tumblr

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 17:06:25 No.44452434 Hecatia

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 19:58:15 No.44453824 >>44451939 Tewi is thousands of years old Its not possible for her to be that fucking old but not have done it even once As a goddamn rabbit at that

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 20:03:48 No.44453866 >>44452213 seija kijin was raped in the freezing cold winter of 2014 by reimu hakurei following the gold rush incident

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 20:33:42 No.44454096 >>44453824 why not? I doubt the Scarlet sisters have simply because their bodies and/or brains never matured enough to develop a sex drive Tewi is similarly immature

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 22:18:46 No.44455068 File: 321 KB, 600x800, F4cXU5Ha0AAWx6-.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chiya-chan is so cute!

Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 22:24:46 No.44455119 [DELETED]

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>>44453824
ok, but counterpoint:
In her thousands of years of pranking, do you really believe that she hasn't once been forcibly bound and bred mercilessly by one of her many annoyed victims?

Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 22:26:04 No.44455132
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>>44454096
ok, but counterpoint:
In her thousands of years of pranking, do you really believe that she hasn't once been forcibly bound and bred mercilessly by one of her many annoyed victims?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 22:38:20 No.44455254 >>44455068 >Taking out the trash She'd make a good wife, wouldn't she?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 22:39:55 No.44455274 >>44455254 those bags contain the remains of anon trying to marry her

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 22:42:29 No.44455296 >>44455274 Now I need a doujin of this. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 22:47:30 No.44455344 File: 699 KB, 1164x1200, F4gI82ga8AEO6FV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44455254 She has experience taking care of children.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 22:51:31 No.44455383 >>44452174 shi-ko-me

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 22:54:16 No.44455404 >>44455254 Turning the druggie's life around by making her a mother of (at least) five!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 23:45:44 No.44455753 File: 48 KB, 622x597, 1681701154662359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44431461 >Reimu >busy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 23:48:01 No.44455768 File: 1.00 MB, 1600x2000, 111245832_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44452174 how inspirational

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 23:49:05 No.44455774 >>44431461 Reimu's only known, and semi-cannon guardian was an elderly turtle, so it's entirely believable she has no idea what sex is.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 23:49:16 No.44455775 File: 246 KB, 800x600, 1381867573342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44455753 Busy procrastinating.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 28, 2023 23:53:16 No.44455797 File: 579 KB, 978x978, 111248867_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Aug 29, 2023 00:01:50 No.44455848 >>44455797 Treeendy!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Aug 29, 2023 00:16:28 No.44455945 >>44455132 yeah, since she's more interested in people suffering

>>	Anonymous Tue, Aug 29, 2023 00:22:15 No.44455970 File: 999 KB, 868x1228, 1673563010752918.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44455774 Imagine Reimu freaking out about getting pregnant because you kissed her on the lips

>>	Anonymous Tue, Aug 29, 2023 01:30:59 No.44456366 >>44455970 that's Marisa, Reimu would ask you for money for even looking at her

>>	Anonymous Tue, Aug 29, 2023 01:49:44 No.44456444 >>44456366 Fuck, why does that turn me on? Am I broken? At least I'm not broke. Yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Aug 29, 2023 01:53:15 No.44456469 File: 7 KB, 683x384, yama.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44430471 Eiki would never ever have sex

Anonymous Tue, Aug 29, 2023 01:58:32 No.44456490

>>44456469
i like that doujinshi where she got gang banged while asleep. when her power shows only one guy as being guilty and the others confess too she's forced to reconcile why it only indicates him with the implication that she's pregnant and he's the father.
now that's some creative use of powers

Anonymous Tue, Aug 29, 2023 01:58:58 No.44456494
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>>44456469
Eiki would have sex with her lawfully wed husband with the lights out, missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation. Ignore any sounds she may be making, she certainly wouldn't be enjoying the moment of passion shared with the person she loves most.

Anonymous Tue, Aug 29, 2023 02:07:34 No.44456536
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>>44430471
Kanako.
She has no clue how to get laid and has even considered approaching a random male visitor and offering to pay him 1000 dollars for sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Aug 29, 2023 02:12:33 No.44456564 >>44455774 Reimu is old enough to drink and care for herself. She doesn't look like it but someone from the village had to sit her down and explain that she was becoming an adult.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Aug 29, 2023 02:22:19 No.44456599 >>44456564 Yeah Anon, it's me, I'm the one who made Reimu a woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Aug 29, 2023 02:25:27 No.44456612 >>44456564 Or Suika for that matter. I don't believe anyone who hangs out with Suika is innocent in carnal matters

>>	Anonymous Tue, Aug 29, 2023 08:54:00 No.44458456 >>44456612 Suika hasn't raped anybody in centuries. She's a pure women nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Aug 29, 2023 10:11:45 No.44459237 File: 1.47 MB, 1600x2000, 111263636_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44458456 Staaaare...

Anonymous Tue, Aug 29, 2023 10:14:50 No.44459284

>>44456494
Anon, sex with your legal spouse isn't a sin. If anything, it's an important way for a wedded couple to express and affirm their love for each other, and Eiki would take this very seriously.
So while she may be stuffy and formal in her day-to-day life, Eiki would be an absolute beast in the sheets, and you'd best train hard to keep up with her.

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Anonymous Tue, Aug 29, 2023 15:04:24 No.44462465

>>44459284
>sex with your legal spouse isn't a sin
Under Catholic dogma, it can be, depending on your actions and intentions. I don't know the particulars of whatever weirdo faith Eiki is a part of, but that seems like a belief she would hold as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 30, 2023 00:55:44 No.44466953 File: 1.05 MB, 1170x1380, 111279739_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44459237 the subsequent picture was pretty interesting too

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 30, 2023 07:43:56 No.44468923 File: 100 KB, 246x269, 1665245192971573.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44430471

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 30, 2023 07:59:43 No.44468966 File: 946 KB, 800x1100, 1681781257079725.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44468923 based, Remi-chan being a virgin while Flandre aint makes me laugh everytime

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 30, 2023 09:31:44 No.44469374 File: 1.55 MB, 2000x1953, 111290944_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44466953 Although I prefer her at a pathetically small size for complementary appeal.

Anonymous Wed, Aug 30, 2023 11:59:39 No.44470518

>>44456564
Anon no one in the village would as she isn't their kid. The only two people that possibly would is Yukari and Kasen.
Yukari hasn't even held hands with a man and last time Kasen brooched the subject Reimu sperged out and launched seals at her out of embarrassment.
As far as Reimu is concerned babies are grown in a cabbage patch.
>>44456612
Suika is an oni and during her wild days she was too busy destroying to fuck. Nowadays she'd never fuck an oni since none are strong enough to earn the right

Anonymous Wed, Aug 30, 2023 12:34:32 No.44470927

>>44470518
Some woman from the village would have to step up. Maybe Akyuu or someone like that. It would be awkward for everyone involved, but necessary. A few hours of embarrassing talk is better then having a clueless shrine maiden that can't properly care for herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 30, 2023 12:36:26 No.44470947 >>44470927 >can't properly care for herself please, we both know the real reason is because she's right at THAT age and if she keeps letting these urges build up, she's going to abduct some poor human boy and literally fuck him to death

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 30, 2023 12:54:18 No.44471120 >>44470947 That's what they want. It's a win win, the Hakurei clan continues and Youkai won't have to worry about some villager brat using his position to cause trouble.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 30, 2023 12:55:08 No.44471128 >>44430471 Every single one unless it's canonical they've had children.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 30, 2023 13:17:34 No.44471390 File: 192 KB, 850x1118, __kudamaki_tsukasa_touhou_drawn_by_siw0n__sample-87e79e70c6c77928ba50fc9f2d18bffc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44471128 This, let the fags here weep at the truth Pic related, canon virgin

Anonymous Wed, Aug 30, 2023 13:23:58 No.44471455

>>44470927
Akyuu: perma virgin who will be unable to score in this life despite how obviously desperate for a man she is
Kosuzu: only knows what sex is from a book, has only ever touched herself, but only when reading the dirty parts in books
Marisa: says she knows what sex is and that she's had it. She hasn't and she's lying
Alice: has only ever used her puppets to pantomime the act but hasn't even seen a penis
Kourin: understands the concept and has come across porn magd from our side of the barrier. Has no interest in it and even less in explaining the concept to anyone, much less the grumpy 'mu
She simply has no one to turn too in or out of the village and that's just sad, her future husband will have his work cut out for him

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Anonymous Wed, Aug 30, 2023 13:41:28 No.44471602

>>44449296
In mythology, animals have to actually learn magic to transform (which usually takes a lot of time, until they're somewhere from 50 to 100 years old), so beast youkai might just be animal equivalent of magician youkai with all posible withdrawal from the world it sometimes implies. The chance of them being virgins is still low, but not zero.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 30, 2023 14:16:42 No.44471879 >>44468966 Flandre is locked in her room for her whole life she doesn't have any opportunity to have sex anon

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 30, 2023 14:24:25 No.44471915 >>44471879 yet for some reason all those shota butlers disappear without a trace

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 30, 2023 19:24:45 No.44473934 File: 3.37 MB, 3001x3624, 111301995_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 30, 2023 23:15:54 No.44475179 File: 615 KB, 1600x1600, paying_rent.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This damn, lewd creature has me by the balls.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 01:21:56 No.44476083 File: 372 KB, 1833x1478, F4Y6xg3a4AAWgnF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44475179 I can't decide if the lazy hikki aspect is the hottest part of her, or if it's the extremely baggy shirt that's just built for under-the-clothes fondling

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 03:34:31 No.44476909 >>44475179 Landlord-san is never going to get a single yen from this gremlin ever again, is he?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 03:35:34 No.44476917 File: 252 KB, 953x1328, F4y7uCpaIAAaWnM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 03:39:10 No.44476946 File: 608 KB, 2605x2160, F4s8SZ-bwAAEt__.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 07:54:00 No.44478013 >>44446772 too cute

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 07:55:41 No.44478022 >>44471915 Remilia only hires fairies.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 10:52:14 No.44478837 >>44430471 Patchouli has to be a virgin, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 12:04:58 No.44479460 >>44468923 She's probably been bored and curious enough to have Sakuya get nailed by some male villager or one of the 'arrivals' from the outside world before they got 'prepared' to become tea and Flandre food while she watches it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 12:18:29 No.44479625 >>44449053 Unironically kanako is her kid, she ain't a virgin.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 13:12:36 No.44480264 File: 125 KB, 644x902, F42tiVJbsAA3kWF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 13:20:42 No.44480342

>>44476083
They feed into each other and, in turn, my dick. The clothes would've been fantastically lewd by themselves, but they're exacerbated by her lazy attitude.

Should you stuff your hands beneath her shirt and start fondling her itty-bitty (and obviously bra-less) little titties, why, I imagine she would only put up an ineffectual, initial resistance before giving in. Slack in your arms, breathing heavier and heavier as her nips grow stiffer and stiffer... Twitching and wrapping her tail around your leg... Her gross hikki voice escaping in helpless gasps... Haa, haaa....

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 13:48:15 No.44480538 File: 526 KB, 1448x2048, chiyari siki_door.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44480342 are you...doing okay? not that I disagree though

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 14:07:23 No.44480698 >>44478022 Goblin dicks then

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 14:17:45 No.44480789 >>44480538 Am I flicking and pinching Chiya-chan's nipples right now? No? Then no, I'm not doing okay.

Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 14:18:07 No.44480790

>>44480698
The fuck is wrong with you, what makes you think goblins would ever do something like that? They're professionals you know. And many have wives and family they send savings to. They have better things to do than just "sex". And quite frankly, you stereotyping them as that is disgusting. Be better.

Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 14:29:56 No.44480890

>>44480342
This, except she wouldn't resist at all. She'd just let you pleasure her while she drinks blood or go about her daily life, which spends being mostly stationary. As long as it feels good, why would she complain?
She'd push you away with her tail when you get in her way, but when she gets really into it, she'd pull you beneath her t-shirt. It's big enough that there is room for two.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 16:43:06 No.44482061 >>44480890 >As long as it feels good, why would she complain? She does possess still scraps of dignity. See: her declining the chupacabra pedigree.

Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 16:54:33 No.44482125
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>>44482061
but she decides to go to the surface in her ending and literally live as a chupacabra
and I can absolutely see her as the kind who might make all of one half-hearted effort to stop you before just letting it happen

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 22:06:24 No.44484152 >>44480790 Goblin detected.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 23:06:30 No.44484454 File: 206 KB, 960x480, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44430471 definitely not yuuma remember that time she tried to look up shion's skirt while okina tried to add joon to her harem of petite, flat girls

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 23:08:47 No.44484464 >>44482125 Oh yes, ultimately, but only through other people's insistence. We agree on the "letting it happen" part, at any rate.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 23:12:07 No.44484481 >>44484454 Yuuma looks like she rapes people before she eats them.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 23:17:25 No.44484495 >>44484481 Chiyari looks like she rapes Yuuma's leftovers.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 23:21:12 No.44484516 >>44484495 Nah. She's a blood drinker. She prefers her food virginal and her sex object experienced.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 23:22:07 No.44484520 >>44484516 But... I've been defending my V-card from vicious gotes and spooders just for her...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 31, 2023 23:43:32 No.44484620 File: 2.89 MB, 2039x2894, 111329770_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 02:11:05 No.44485260 File: 2.21 MB, 1140x1436, 2huvirginlist.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright, I think I have a definitive list of 2hu virginity odds. Apologies if I missed something obvious.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 04:05:12 No.44485846 File: 320 KB, 1450x2048, F45UD9abUAAf3xg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That last pose.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 04:13:06 No.44485884 >>44485260 >implying Shion never sold her body for money also how is Meiling any less isolated than the rest of the SDM crew?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 05:50:30 No.44486309 >>44485884 >She works as the gatekeeper, and thus meets humans more than the other residents of the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 05:57:24 No.44486346 >>44485260 keeners is okuninushi

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 06:03:44 No.44486374 >>44485884 >>implying Shion never sold her body for money You underestimate her misfortune, she'll catch a John only for him to reconsider at the last second, or have his lover catch him, or for her shack to catch on fire.

Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 06:07:22 No.44486388

>>44485260
Not only is Kanako that high but so is Reimu, a girl who's power is in part her purity in line with Swinton tradition.
Kuso list/10
Also no way a dork like sumi that high nor is a canological dork who can't make friends like Yukari that high either

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 06:08:58 No.44486394 >>44486388 Sumi may be a dork but she is a hot dork She got plowed by all the men at her high school.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 06:21:40 No.44486451 >>44486394 Roaches aren't men

Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 06:36:32 No.44486512

>>44485260
If you want to be precise, techincaly Miko has had kids before. Obviously, not a woman back then, but still.

I would also 100% move Mokou up to the fourth tier. Yeah, she's issolated but she also spend a lot of time interacting with humans. If nothing else i find it hard to believe she never got raped by bandits or the like.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 07:41:43 No.44486728 File: 2.57 MB, 1490x1000, 1678855547321676.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44485260 Nemuno definitely not a virgin

Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 07:53:54 No.44486767

All touhous who haven't canonically been married or had children are virgins. Flip a coin on Seiga because she's enough of a weirdo to have never fucked her husband before she bailed on him. Junko might have regenerated her hymen as a mark of physical purity, though that doesn't make her a virgin again. All other touhous are confirmed, 100% virgins.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 09:54:24 No.44487386 >>44485260 >holy characters >not virgins Lad...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 10:00:55 No.44487434 >>44485846 What manner of mating ritual is this...?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 10:08:57 No.44487482 >>44487386 There are no holy characters in Touhou. Putting Larva as a likely nonvirgin is silly, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 10:33:47 No.44487661 >>44485260 Literally kanako is okina's daughter, go put her on top anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 11:50:46 No.44488431 >>44485260 thank you for the contribution anon. also cant see Daiyousei on there. she's probably next to chiruno

Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 13:34:44 No.44489371
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so do you think she actually shoots up with the blood in the syringes or does she just empty them into the test tubes and drink them like that?
I imagine it's probably the latter but the former fuels my degenerate junkie fantasies better

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 14:05:15 No.44489631 >>44489371 Nah, she is preoccupied with the taste of the blood, so she almost certainly has to ingest it the traditional way.

Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 14:31:47 No.44489935

>>44486309
she literally stands just outside the same building they live in; if you consider the SDM to be isolated at all the number of men she meets compared to the rest of the manor's residents might be slightly higher at most. The only way this makes sense is if you think she got raped in her sleep

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 14:54:14 No.44490113 >>44489935 she rapes all the careless shotas who wander a littlebit too close

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 18:34:13 No.44491950 >>44486451 i-if roaches don't count, how does youkai woman count? stop doble standards!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 19:41:22 No.44492387 File: 24 KB, 589x230, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] do we agree?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 22:12:45 No.44493289 >>44492387 He's not wrong. Being depressed doesn't mean you aren't also self indulgent. Most neets bury themselves in their hobbies or vices.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 22:18:04 No.44493317 >>44453866 kek what an amanojaku

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 23:19:56 No.44493722 >>44449296 no sex is allowed on the moon, its impure all those poor rabbits... no wonder reisen left

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 23:46:14 No.44493867 File: 3.61 MB, 1748x2480, 111359835_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 1, 2023 23:47:54 No.44493876 File: 1.95 MB, 3035x2150, 111369713_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44485846 quite enticing

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 2, 2023 01:08:15 No.44494345 >>44493876 Is she the most gropeable 2hu since Minoriko?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 2, 2023 01:10:15 No.44494365 >>44494345 blood bags are far more squeezable than sweet potatoes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 2, 2023 15:48:22 No.44501508 File: 2.74 MB, 1535x2169, 111373573_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 2, 2023 16:22:20 No.44501837 >>44487386 Traditionally speaking in ancient Japan miko were holy prostitutes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 2, 2023 16:26:16 No.44501874 >>44501837 There had never been any actual evidence for that and it was a form of slander people said about other shrines

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 2, 2023 16:32:20 No.44501928 >>44501874 Sanae, Kanako wants you. Be a dear and help her out would you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 2, 2023 16:48:58 No.44502105 >>44485260 Zanmu being a former human who lived a long life before becoming a oni, and Hectia being a goddesses of the Greek pantheon of all things really doesn't make them good candidates for the last tier.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 2, 2023 16:51:00 No.44502124 File: 452 KB, 1200x630, 1679041690107125.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 2, 2023 16:54:20 No.44502148 >>44502124 Then take it off, you dumb lizard!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 2, 2023 17:06:19 No.44502242 File: 667 KB, 1650x754, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44502148

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 2, 2023 17:13:49 No.44502295 >>44502105 >Hectia being a goddesses of the Greek pantheon of all things Wasn't the mythological Hecate rather pure despite being a Greek goddess?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 2, 2023 17:18:54 No.44502336 File: 157 KB, 900x980, F02FPtjaEAEx6HL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44502295 even zeus wouldn't tap that in theory, she is ready to let loose after the pantheon fell

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 2, 2023 17:19:07 No.44502339 >>44502242 Is smelly NEET milk really good for you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 2, 2023 17:22:35 No.44502367 >>44502242 probably start with the tail, myself

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 2, 2023 17:26:39 No.44502412 >>44502339 It prevents your blood coagulating.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 2, 2023 17:29:20 No.44502443 >>44502295 We don't know much about her, but yes mythological heca had no confirmed relatives, children, or spouses.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 2, 2023 17:38:39 No.44502526 >>44502443 Depends on the historian. Hecate may have had a couple of kids, like Circe. But like anything to do with Greek mythology, conflicting accounts doesn't leave a clear picture.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 3, 2023 12:29:09 No.44510560 >Once, Hermes chased Hecate (or Persephone) with the aim to rape her; but the goddess snored or roared in anger, frightening him off so that he desisted, hence her earning the name "Brimo" ("angry").[

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 3, 2023 12:35:54 No.44510642 Chiyari filled up TWO threads before Zanmu and her pet stalker eggplant did!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 3, 2023 12:42:23 No.44510704 >>44510642 Chiyari needs to latch on to more interesting topics to survive. Sad!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 3, 2023 12:46:07 No.44510751 File: 12 KB, 400x400, chiyari kinoglossia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44510704 this thread would already be at bump limit if it had just been a chiyari thread instead of having an irrelevant time-wasting question

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 3, 2023 12:53:56 No.44510817 File: 1.02 MB, 2047x1447, stinkyneet2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44510751

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 3, 2023 12:56:26 No.44510836 >>44510817 >>44510751 does she even have a house? A cottage? I bet she doesn't have one and she bathes inside the Blood Pools literally every day.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 3, 2023 13:28:44 No.44511117 >>44510751 >>44510817 Good lord, she's perfect

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 3, 2023 13:46:09 No.44511268 >>44487434 Attracting a husband to either leech off of or to combine NEETbux with.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 3, 2023 14:30:34 No.44511642 File: 1.61 MB, 1000x1165, 111419137_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 3, 2023 16:08:39 No.44512326 >>44511268 Shit. Why is it working?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 3, 2023 19:07:33 No.44513667 >>44510751 Yes, I believe that a thread with less to discuss would be more active. Your FotM waifu sucks and I'm glad she's getting banned for being a poorly thought out gimmick character.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 3, 2023 19:26:06 No.44513807 File: 345 KB, 1436x2048, 045f876cbe18eef2783033c226ef5032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think she died a virgin guys

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 3, 2023 19:31:49 No.44513853 File: 3.08 MB, 1860x2631, yuyupanties.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44513807 No one as autistic as Yuyuko could seriously maintain a relationship with a man. Unless that's your thing of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 3, 2023 21:08:09 No.44514623 >>44502336 please don't remind heca about zeus-kun. she was pretty sure they were secured way to marriage, she knew him since forever! but then, that BITCH, hera, came and cast a spell on him! he would rather fuck zoophiles than hecape!

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 02:54:17 No.44516463 >>44514623 Man now that i think about it, Zeus fucks everything that moves, how fucked up is she to even Zeus not want to fuck her?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 16:37:44 No.44523748 File: 756 KB, 1000x701, 36f26cc7218be002c2e0168f3b6897a2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fish lower half.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 17:15:52 No.44524067 >>44516463 She is Zeus's daughteru

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 17:48:09 No.44524356 >>44524067 *Zeus's cool aunt

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 18:03:26 No.44524504 >>44524356 *Zeus's wine aunt

Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 18:03:48 No.44524509
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>>44516463
It's not that he wouldn't, it's because he couldn't.
Heca-tan is just about the only person who could go "no way fag" on Zeus and get away with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 18:09:04 No.44524563 >>44524067 >>44524356 >>44524504 That wouldn't stop Zeus

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 19:45:55 No.44525347 File: 266 KB, 640x586, 1690711736177118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44430471 Narumi is a shy shut-in, she's totally a virgin

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 19:55:46 No.44525438 >>44525347 I'm going to cum on this statue

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 20:33:28 No.44525784 >>44525438 Be sure to treat her right

Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 20:45:48 No.44525899
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>>44524563
Can you imagine being Zeus and having to deal with Hecatia?
She's always wearing these ridiculously erotic outfits, parading her lewd figure in front of him, but every time he tries to make a move on her, she just brushes him off and ruffles his hair.
Sometimes she even takes off her top and lets her breasts hang out, because "Zeus-kun doesn't think of his auntie like that, right?". Poor dude always ends up with balls bluer than the sky itself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 20:48:23 No.44525919 File: 2.82 MB, 1200x1401, 1691762953365614.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at these fashionistas (and virgins)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 21:04:41 No.44526034 File: 1.03 MB, 974x1300, __hecatia_lapislazuli_touhou_drawn_by_hug_yourhug__c4863ac7bee5e097c8238d45604eba54.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44525899 Hecatia is way too much of a dork to attract anything other than literal dogs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 21:11:00 No.44526077 There should be a Touhou doujin where the faceless rapeman is Zeus And Hecatia is ignored

Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 22:12:26 No.44526563
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>>44526034
You know the thing about strong people? Y'know, the truly strong ones?
They can do whatever the fuck they want and get away with it.
Hecatia can wear all the dumb shirts she wants and people will still show her all the respect she desires.
She can even manage to continue protecting her virginity and her many suitors will respect it (obviously she does anal).
She can have any man she wants, and what she wants is to squish Zeus' cheeks while remarking on how much he has grown since she last saw him.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 22:19:37 No.44526627 >>44526563 Unfortunaly for her Zeus is also powerful enough to do whatever he wants, and all he wants to do is cheat his wife with human women.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 22:28:08 No.44526690 File: 508 KB, 995x707, ......................................................png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44485260 ???????????????????????

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 22:30:09 No.44526703 File: 310 KB, 460x1350, e6730f5792102a0ba4909d4966ac5cb9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44526563 >show her all the respect she desires yeah, okay, get off the computer moon heca don't you dare get earth heca to falseflag either

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 22:30:29 No.44526706 >>44526690 Eirin is a murderhobo

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 22:39:42 No.44526795 >>44526690 Eirin has been around since before they invented sex, and she was too old to try it when it finally became popular.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 22:45:59 No.44526854 >>44526706 I love murderhobos and sociopaths

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 22:49:26 No.44526889 File: 175 KB, 826x1169, hen t.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44526703 Crying hecka is justice

Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 23:06:53 No.44527017
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Simply put, 2hus are virgins in the absence of male 2hus. No male 2hus exist* and thus they are pure unless implied otherwise. Humans and youkai of both sexes exist in the background of the setting and thus can have sex and some would not be pure. Kourin exists and proves that female youkai have sex with human men.
Kourin himself is an outlier to the aforementioned rule, as despite being the only male 2hu he is far too dense and focused on his hobby of collecting and poorly identifying garbage to sell and eliminated himself from the gene pool; however, he does serve to give an idea of what the child of man and monster may turn out to be. I fear for the anons who wish to have many, or choose youkai that pop them out in litters. You have some wrangling to do.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 23:15:41 No.44527067 >>44484620 aww

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 4, 2023 23:56:34 No.44527367 File: 3.47 MB, 2480x3508, 1692585391743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nobody ever goes near her due to her bad luck, let alone will have sex with her. Also she probably isn't the cleanest.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2023 00:07:55 No.44527441 >>44527367 Yeah, she's perfect

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2023 00:34:34 No.44527616 >>44527441 Perfect for what?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2023 00:46:10 No.44527694 File: 216 KB, 850x1080, feeding wild animals.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44527616 treating nicely

Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2023 00:47:16 No.44527704
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>>44527616
Cheek nuzzling
Neck nibbling
Ear whispering
Hand holding
Lip smooching
Armpit licking
Tit suckling
Rib drumming
Tummy kissing
Pussy creamping
Ass ravaging
Thigh fondling
Toe cleansing
God, I fucking love Shion.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2023 06:29:27 No.44529672 File: 512 KB, 1100x1200, __kochiya_sanae_and_hecatia_lapislazuli_touhou_drawn_by_sumiya_nadateru__cfaaef8c1115367bd71d13bc59de4fb0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44526703 You know how this went last time, Sanae.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2023 07:17:21 No.44529851 >>44502242 >>44502124 Source?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2023 07:45:34 No.44530011 >>44529851 Nevermind found it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2023 09:05:19 No.44530452 >>44430471 All of them. 2hus are aware that babies are delivered by the stork when two people hold hands, so they've never had sex.

Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2023 09:51:24 No.44530668
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>>44524509
>>44525899
>>44526563
hecatia-sama... please, it's heartbreaking...
a-at least you aren't like athena-san...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2023 13:03:39 No.44532480 File: 360 KB, 1302x1842, F5QcMuDaEAAnCtC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2023 13:05:00 No.44532501 File: 737 KB, 875x1050, F5QMa-yaQAA36i6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2023 15:46:41 No.44534168 >>44479625 explain

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2023 16:21:12 No.44534439 File: 110 KB, 850x625, Tenshi Ass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tenshi Her retarded fat ass didn't knew she could just get her cheeks clapped by men if she finds life boring.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2023 16:27:43 No.44534485 >>44534439 Tenshi doesn't even know what a dick is, she thinks piss is stored in the balls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2023 16:39:52 No.44534569 File: 195 KB, 850x916, sample_74d2a1c4c11ba81a7b8fdb163d05ea82.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44534485 True True

Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2023 18:23:00 No.44535106
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>>44526627
And why does he keep doing that? It's because Heca obaa-san has been teasing him all day and he really needs to blow off steam afterwards. Such a lewd body does not belong on a virgin.
>>44530668
I know it's heart-breaking to see Zeus gnashing his teeth while Hecatia casually rests her breasts on his head while she's hugging him, but he just needs to accept that his auntie is off-limits.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2023 19:48:04 No.44535636 >>44534439 her celestial hymen is too strong for an ordinary man to pierce

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2023 19:50:18 No.44535653 File: 991 KB, 2300x1580, F5QnvVpacAAmo4M.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2023 20:10:25 No.44535809 >>44535653 I can't decide which one's sluttier.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2023 20:13:32 No.44535825 File: 120 KB, 500x447, __houraisan_kaguya_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_karaori__d5889ac3b171fb050ad171c1d35f1e7d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44535653 Two kinds of virgins, neither wears a bra or panties.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2023 20:15:01 No.44535840 >>44535653 no, chiyari! you will ruin your only shirt!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 6, 2023 01:32:55 No.44537910 >>44535840 what's wrong with pulling top first?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 6, 2023 14:04:51 No.44542565 >>44537910 The pulling motion stretches the fabric in a single point. Do it long enough and it'd tore the part right around the neck. Also she got a horn. If she weren't careful it'd poke through the shirt.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 6, 2023 14:20:36 No.44542668 >>44535825 there is no way in hell that heca doesn't wear black panties

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 6, 2023 14:47:33 No.44542838 >>44542565 I don't care if I get to see Chiya-chan's tummy clench as she struggles to get the shirt all the way off.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 6, 2023 19:19:37 No.44544654 https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111509051

Anonymous Wed, Sep 6, 2023 19:57:46 No.44544894
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>>44535653
you know I've been thinking about this all day and I only just realised that when it says bottom first, it means pulling it UP from the bottom
my dumb ass was sitting here trying to figure out how she would get it off her body if she tried to pull it downwards instead of upwards

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 6, 2023 20:15:49 No.44545031 >>44544654 Too big. TOO BIG.

Anonymous Wed, Sep 6, 2023 20:34:55 No.44545185
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>>44542668
Hecatia thinks it's exciting that someone could see her private parts at any moment, and she's completely unbothered with the idea of showing off her massive, colorful bush to the world.
Eirin is the one who wears black panties.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 01:09:13 No.44547015 >>44545185 Does she shave?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 01:11:42 No.44547027 >>44547015 She shaves it into a red heart shape, yellow star, or blue globe, depending on the body

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 03:41:09 No.44547768 >>44527704 I want kiss each one of Shion's toes

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 05:48:29 No.44548329 >>44547768 Imagine the feet fungus

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 13:27:07 No.44551574 >>44548329 That's more her sister's gimmick.

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>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 19:05:17 No.44554122 File: 1.32 MB, 1440x1080, chiyari remi shirosato.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] both of the people in this picture are virgins

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 19:17:15 No.44554202 >>44554122 Not for long.

Anonymous Fri, Sep 8, 2023 00:56:05 No.44556635

>>44554122
Only the chupacabra. I've already got Remi on our second child. Our wedding was great. I took her to Chuck e Cheese on our honeymoon. It was Sakuya's suggestion as long as she got to take pictures. Not sure what that's about but it worked, though the two of us can't find all the scrap books for whatever reason. Flan broke one of the machines and Koakuma had to be escorted out for.....reasons.....

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 8, 2023 01:36:02 No.44556854 >>44430471 The neet one

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 8, 2023 01:46:16 No.44556904 Shameimaru is a virgin because her personality is so slutty she turns people off before they can dick her and she's so annoying people who do fuck sluts can't stand her.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 8, 2023 02:20:53 No.44557043 >>44554122 Banned for gaming crimes

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