/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46650946
That would've been really fitting if it was Yuugi

>>46439621
This 800 pound killing machine is actually a pure maiden.

>>45031765
Yuugi is a kissless virgin that doesn't know what sex is and doesn't understand eroticism

That pink haired Satori didn't know what she was talking about!

She knew that psychic wouldn't lie to her but really now, did she really believe that? Its just preposterous no matter how you look at it, there was no way it was true... Its just... Yuugi would know much more about that than she would! Yuugi went out a lot and had lots of friends!

If that was true someone would've told her, I mean yeah just because the weaker oni were too scared and weak to challenge her on how right she was didn't mean that Satori was right about this! Just because Yuugi never had an oni man that could even hope to get close her didn't mean that she was ignorant!

No... No! Yuugi was right and she knew it!


Yuugi stomped around the luxurious room at the hotsprings she owned, the tatami mats buckled under her feet but she was careful enough to not break them. Yamame and her sisters were already charging her an arm and a leg for repairing her hotsprings the last time their big blowout party ruined the foundation of her inn.

She needed support in this, surely if a trusted friend were to come up with her to that stinky animal palace she could help lay the evidence on that dumb Satori! Yuugi gulped down a ball of nervousness as her mind drifted to the only oni she could rely on for this kind of chatter, though she didn't like the idea of it... She'd have to speak with her deceptively little friend, Suika...


Yuugi and Suika had just finished up a game of 'volley-rock' where both of them headbutt a rock the size of two tatami mats in the air at each other till one of them breaks the rock, it was a fun little bit of enjoyment and more than enough to wind down after a long day. The two apex oni laughed as the rock was smashed at the top of its arc by some small time oni sent flying in one of the many brawls that surrounded them in the main forum of the underworld.

Yuugi was a bit embarrassed to bring it up but she did want to do it right so she barked out a challenge with a loud and domineering voice, "Hey chibi, I got a good stock gathering dust at my place. Why don't we see who can tuck the most away?!"

Suika grinned after she gulped a large swig from her gourd, "Ehhh, why not? I could go for a drink! Besides, you know I'd never lose to you!"


Both Oni were feeling nice and loose now, the fiery oni sake went down like water but Yuugi knew that she needed to remain a bit sober so she didn't say anything she would regret. Three barrels was enough to get a bit of liquid courage in her and get her lips just loose enough, she had a hard time broaching the subject as she gulped another swig down.

Still, there was no way she'd let that smug satori who couldn't even take proper care of her pets dictate the truth! Yuugi just had to test the waters first... with bravado in her voice she asked as if she was commanding one of her youkai workers, "Suika!" the smaller oni turned her attention towards her friend letting out an 'eh?'. "You got a man yet? I'll have to test him if you do!"

Yuugi could barely hold back her embarrassment, she could've just asked normally after all. Yuugi was quite happy with how cool and collected she normally was, this was just sad. Suika looked at her for a second before she burst out laughing, she fell to her back still clutching the barrel that was big as she was tall as she practically rolled around on the floor.

Yuugi's face went red from the reaction and hoped that her reaction would be mistaken for the alcohol as she chugged down more and more in a hurry; mistakes be damned. Finally Suika recovered enough to let out between gasping laughter, "What you want to talk about love or something? Where did this come from, I never thought 'Yuugi the strong' would be interested in love?!" Yuugi's face reddened more as she continued, "Don't tell me that after millennia you finally wanna work up the nerve to ask a guy out!?"

Yuugi grabbed an empty barrel and smashed it over Suika's head to shut the loud little oni up, "You know that's not what I mean!! I just... err... I had a dispute to settle with some idiot and I wanted to get evidence and the word of a friend!"

Suika got up from her solo revelry as she brushed off the splinters from her hair, "Sorry, sorry~ It was just unexpected you know? Never figured you'd start asking about that sort of thing and all~!"

Yuugi considered whacking her over the head again but knew it would spiral into a fight, "Well..." Yuugi took another gulp to gather her thoughts, "Its just I wanted to know something important to snub that idiot pink haired Satori..."

Suika looked at her expectantly as she let her friend gather her strength, "I'll kill you if you laugh..."

With fake tone of calm and a mighty blush Yuugi could barely avoid stammering, "Where do babies come from?"

You'd be surprised.

>>43610456
You will get injured, not just because of her ferocity, but also her inexperience

>>42314136

>>41261107
It's understandable that Flan is ignorant, but I never understood why Remi doesn't know what sex is being master of the house and everything. Unless the whole mansion is in on it as a joke.