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Seriously, if you think of it, all the other boards revolve around the wimminz.

/a/ - watching anime to get nerdy anime chicks
/g/ - get the fastest computer to look cool around chicks
/o/ - cars and motorcycles get chicks
/fa/ - skinny jeans + peacoat to attract the skinny fashionista girls
/mu/ - get hipster cred among hipster girls
/fit/ - bigger body = security = more chicks
/r9k/ - all they do is talk about chicks and relationships
/adv/ - improve social life to get laid
/cgl/ - attend cosplay, meet women
/k/ - shoot the guy, get his girl
/u/ - lesbian women
/y/ - girls and homosexual guys with yaoi fantasy
/s/, /hc/, /h/, /d/, /b/, etc. - lol

The only exception is /jp/ - misogyny, Bros before Hoes, gentlemen.
Is it,
/jp/ > all the other boards? since they don't care about the "weaker sex"
or
all the other boards > /jp/? because at least they are doing some shit to get laid

Thoughts gentlemen?

>> No.3706015
Quoted by: >>3706026

Directionless pedophiles.

>> No.3706019
Quoted by: >>3706028

Have you seen what anons do when femanon post on /jp/?

>> No.3706021

Are you kidding me. The people here play eroge and VNs.

>> No.3706026

>>3706015
i lold

>> No.3706028

>>3706019
>implying they ever do

>> No.3706030

This is a good thread.

>> No.3706033
Quoted by: >>3706037

>Have you seen what anons do when femanon post on /jp/?
That's always a manon.
I do consider /jp/sies to be my bro's though.
Even if I'd get a woman (not that I want a pig) and something goes wrong, /jp/ will be here to tell me she's a slut and that she's not worth my time.

>> No.3706037

>>3706033
I am a girl and there's a few creeps who stalk me and tell me they want to fuck me in the ass.
I don't have it as bad as Meru or Pygma though.

>> No.3706042

there are no women on /jp/

>> No.3706043

>>3706037
I don't believe you're a girl. I'd still fuck you in the ass.

>> No.3706045

Not all of us on /a/ care about 3D girls.

>> No.3706046
Quoted by: >>3706050

>>3706037
Well yeah, but we all want to fuck our beloved tripfriends in the ass, it's nothing personal.

>> No.3706050

>>3706046
Nah, it's personal. I love Suigin.

>> No.3706067
Quoted by: >>3706078

I think fairies from touhou are arousing and because of that little girls too

>> No.3706078
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>>3706067
Do they have to be fairies from touhou?

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>> No.3706089

>deified submarine palace
wtf?

>> No.3706103
Quoted by: >>3706118

/adv/?
What board is that?!

>> No.3706113

>I am a girl and there's a few creeps who stalk me and tell me they want to fuck me in the ass.

Aren't you flattered?

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>>OP
/k/ was here, OP is a faggot

>> No.3706118
Quoted by: >>3706423

>>3706103
http://boards.4chan.org/adv

>> No.3706171

>>3706037
are you hot?

>> No.3706176
Quoted by: >>3706179 >>3706197

>>3706037

I always assumed you were a glasses-wearing maladjusted, skinny male nerd, oh god what is going on

>> No.3706179

>>3706176
otakucrush is going on

this is suigin
http://otakucrush.com/users_new.php?offset=36&display=profile&uid=672

>> No.3706186

>>3706179

I don't habeeb it.

>> No.3706193

>>3706179

At least I'm no longer paranoid about being gay for a tripfriend.

>> No.3706197
Quoted by: >>3706204 >>3706262

>>3706176
i am also spacecat's best friend

>> No.3706195
Quoted by: >>3706226

Hey thanks for posting this on /jp/, Seeing it on /r9k/ just wasn't fucking enough for me.

>> No.3706204

>>3706197

oh god what is going on why do you know these things

>> No.3706222
Quoted by: >>3706227 >>3706249

>>3706179
Lives a state away from me. Is my age. Attractive. Good taste. Let the stalking commence.

>> No.3706226
Quoted by: >>3706263

>>3706195
why the fuck were you on /r9gay/

>> No.3706227
Quoted by: >>3706229

>>3706222
please don't 3dstalk my suigin

>> No.3706229
Quoted by: >>3706239

>>3706227
But, I wanna!

>> No.3706239
Quoted by: >>3706251

>>3706229
suigin is MINE

>> No.3706243

>>OP

/g/ hates women. Fuck /g/ hates each other and everything else. Its a constant flame war over there.

>> No.3706244

Location: Excelsior, Minnesota

... Is there really a place called Excelsior? Wow.

>> No.3706253
Quoted by: >>3706256 >>3706257

ITT a tripfriend we all know admits to being a female and people freak the fuck out.

>> No.3706251

>>3706239
I don't want to have to choke a bro.

>> No.3706249
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>>3706222
>3d
>Attractive

>> No.3706256
Quoted by: >>3706262

>>3706253
IIT reposts.

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp?task=search&ghost=&search_text=otakucrush

Silly CINERIA

>> No.3706257

>>3706253
I saw that link posted a long time ago and didn't freak out if it's worth anything. As male-oriented as this place is, odds dictate that there should be a few girls at least.

>> No.3706262
Quoted by: >>3706272

>>3706256

I'm sorry, I can't think straight, too busy being severely confused and disorientated by >>3706197

>> No.3706263

>>3706226
Easy trolling board.

>> No.3706272
Quoted by: >>3706277

>>3706262
what the fuck does that mean I don't get it

>> No.3706277

>>3706272

If you don't understand its not anything to worry about.

>> No.3706280

Space Cat from planet Spectacula
Is the only SpaceCat I know of...

>> No.3706286

OP pic s fake or th13?

>> No.3706293
Quoted by: >>3706311

>/a/ - watching anime to get nerdy anime chicks
Have you been to /a/? They're the most 3DPD on 4chan.

>> No.3706299
Quoted by: >>3706309

>Have you been to /a/? They're the most 3DPD on 4chan.
Have you been to /jp/?

>> No.3706309
Quoted by: >>3706314

>>3706299
Sup dude I don't know if you've noticed but 3D is a constant presence here

>> No.3706311
Quoted by: >>3706315 >>3706339

>>3706293
/a/ is just saying that to be cool (like a large part of /jp/). They would fuck the high school slut in a heartbeat.

>> No.3706314
Quoted by: >>3706362

>>3706309
I guess everyone on /jp/ has gotten so good at ignoring it that it just doesn't register. Or they're filterfags.

>> No.3706315
Quoted by: >>3706320 >>3706323

>>3706311
High school sluts raped me and took pictures.
So no.

>> No.3706320

>>3706315
JUST LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF MY EROGES!

>> No.3706323
Quoted by: >>3706347

>>3706315

Tell the story.

>> No.3706338

what about /tg/?

>> No.3706339

>>3706311
Not every one of them would, though. The reason might not be "3DPG" but rather pure shyness..
Even though there are loads of ''normal'' people there, some of them are very likely to be just as nerdy as the average /jp/ poster.

>> No.3706341
Quoted by: >>3706348 >>3706401

I'm a girl and I love trolling /jp/. You guys are fun. I love you :3

>> No.3706342
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>/a/ - watching anime to get nerdy anime chicks
Doing it wrong. Maybe you only saw the stupid normalfags who pollute our board, but us real /a/ users don't care about 3DPD, and the ones who still do, would never settle for an ugly whore because our standards are sky high

>> No.3706345
Quoted by: >>3706367

Go to /v/ and say you're a girl

>> No.3706347

>>3706323
Went into the boys Bathroom , bitches were fucking another guy in a booth, they notice me, they are hlf-naked, sya 'Shut up or we scream', takes my pants of while giggling, 15 minutes later, I come out drained.
I actually spilled some in a squirt on the cell phone camera.
My nickname later on, would be the equivalent of 'cumstain'.

>> No.3706348

>>3706341

We love you too, though some more than others.

>> No.3706352
Quoted by: >>3706365

>>3706347

That's actually... pretty depressing. Are you alright?

>> No.3706358

>>3706347

Oh god if that's true I'm really sorry for you dude.

>> No.3706362

>>3706314
Or they dont realize that idols are 3D.

>> No.3706365

>>3706352
Sure, most people actually found it cool since I did it for free, while the bitches usually got 10 Euros per blowjob.

>> No.3706367

>>3706345

Shit, where is my "How to date a gamer girl" again ?

>> No.3706369

>>3706347

Ok this turns me on.

>> No.3706373
Quoted by: >>3706382

>>3706347
Sorry dude, it still sounds like an eroge plot.

>> No.3706379

Actually, I find /jp/ more attractive than /a/. Do I suck for this ?

>> No.3706382
Quoted by: >>3706407

>>3706373
Technically, everything can be an eroge plot.

>> No.3706401
Quoted by: >>3706437

>>3706341
BRO FIST.

>> No.3706407
Quoted by: >>3706411

>>3706382
While that is intriguing, you know I meant typical eroge plot.

>> No.3706411
Quoted by: >>3706430

>>3706407
Most typical eroge plots involve the guy helping / getting close to a girl and solving emotional issues.
For sex romps, the guy is mostly willing to fuck the sluts.

>> No.3706414

>>OP
Reported.

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>> No.3706423

>>3706118
How did you find this?

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>> No.3706430
Quoted by: >>3706440

>>3706411
RELATIVELY typical.

>> No.3706437

>>3706401

<3

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3706438
Quoted by: >>3706443

>/jp/ > all the other boards? since they don't care about the "weaker sex"

/jp/ is all about women. Hint: Touhou.

>> No.3706441
Quoted by: >>3706446

>>3706179
>view biorhythm
HOLY FUCK IT'S LIKE I'M PLAYING FE10

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3706443
Quoted by: >>3706448 >>3706452

>>3706438
/jp/ also loves genderswapping those touhous.

>> No.3706440

>>3706430
Relatively typical also involves all the 'Demon wants sex to do whatever' plots.

>> No.3706446

>>3706441
If I'm interpreting this correctly, Suigin's emotional levels are near the nadir. No wonder she stopped posting in this thread.

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>>3706443
do not want

>> No.3706452
Quoted by: >>3706458 >>3706462

>>3706443
And by gender swapping, you mean putting dicks on them, right?

>> No.3706458
Quoted by: >>3706464

>>3706452
... No. Futa and genderswapping are two completely different things.

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>> No.3706462

>>3706452
That's called a "bonus".

>> No.3706464
Quoted by: >>3706479

>>3706458
Yeah, and futa is what /jp/ seems to like.

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>>3706464
Squallette says something else.

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