/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Because she's crying

>>6927265

But... but this place is all I have.

/jp/
2/20/08 - 12/3/10

Good night, sweet prince.

>>4288117
What's wrong? Hitting a little close to home?

>>3935240
damn you

>>3649194
you bastard

it will be fun

>>3535432
V-very funny Anon.

>It depends on how intense your otaku hobbies are and whether you can maintain a healthy lifestyle by yourself. If you're a social person with not many hobbies, it will be extremely painful, but if you're introverted you can still lead a fulfilling life as long as you have something to do alone. Exercise is probably the most important aspect of this, as spending all of your time sitting/laying will diminish your interest in everything you do, until you're a slob that's too lazy even to watch animu.

If you don't exercise, my friends on /jp/ will slowly lose their interest in everything until I no longer have anybody to talk to about my hobbies! Please /jp/, I don't care what you look like, but please exercise!

>>2482221
Are those benefits to you? What the shit?
LOYAL: She will never --- NEVER --- betray you. Even when you're dead.
>Excessive. Too much of a burden for me.
LOVING: She knows the meaning of true love like no other girl, or even you, will ever know. Some of the love is for your own good.
>Obsessive: True love is just word, it doesn't exist. The other key word on this part is 'Some'
CARING: She takes her entire budget of caring and places it all on you. Other people are... irrelevant.
>Single-minded. What if I want to go out with friends and family? Are they irrelevant? Not to me.
PROTECTIVE: No bad fortune, villian, or evil conniving cheap slut will be allowed to have their ways with you for long.
>Dangerous. Her definition of evil and villain may vary. What you call cheap slut I call dearest friend.
HATRED: For other girls as pure as the darkness between the stars.
>BLOODY MURDERER, What about my other friends? What about my sister? What about my mom? What about the 7-11 cashier I gave tip to?
DETERMINED: She will never --- NEVER --- give up. Even if you end up hating her for it. She’ll never let you down, either.
>Too much. Determination, like anything else, is negative if excessive.
OBSESSIVE: There is pretty much no limit to how far she'll go just to get your attention. Once you go yandere, you can’t go back.
>Self explanatory.
BRUTAL: Why should she go easy on those who threaten to steal you away from her?
>Self explanatory.
PROACTIVE: Friends? Family? Better get rid of them before they start taking up precious time you could be spending with her.
>See HATRED
DETESTING: Everyone that isn't you.
>See above.

All in all, Yanderes are a danger to all. If you follow the advice of
>>2483345
>>2482981
>>2482269
>>2482246
>>2482204
And specially, >>2482209 you have a chance of survival. And, maybe, the possibility of living a somewhat normal life.

And, always look on the bright side of life (whistle, whistle whistle whistle)
Always look on the light side of life (whistle, whistle whistle whistle)

>>2242710
>Bawwww, my troll thread is getting Tohou hijacked. Bawww.

Why don't you shed some more tears for me bitch? It only makes my penis harder.

>>2174905
As time passed, Alice soon became infatuated with this heartfelt yet unbefriended character. She would fantasize being together with him, comforting him in his times of melancholy and going out together as an act of their love. She would lament over the though of being with him forever, enjoying themselves together, having kids, growing old as a couple, etcetera. She wanted to give him the love and appreciation that he desperately deserved, most of all because she knew exactly how he felt. It hurt Alice knowing how woebegone he must feel.

However, one day Alice came to an inconsolable realization. She realized that Anonymous was not real, and never would be real. She realized that both he and herself would be lonely forever, separated by 2dimensional and 3dimensional barriers. She realized that they would never be together, never share the beautiful view of the sunset, never hold hands while walking down a park trail, never have a peaceful picnic on the edge of the forest with a beautiful view of the lake.

"This isn't fair! This just isn't fair! Why can't he be real? Why has fate been so cruel, to present me with such a perfect man, only to be rejected by this barrier of woe, this realization of dismay?"

A single tear flowed down Alice's cheek, grazing her soft yet troubled face and shortly falling to the ground.

Alice cried herself to sleep that night, her hopes and emotions dashed, her future bleak and dim. Aside from the resolute sobbing, it was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic. Just like every other day. As such, it would stay that way forever...