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which touhou would /jp/ marry?
Myself.
Youmu. She's serious and has the perfect body.
inb4 sagefags
>>2256369the rich one.
gb2/pooshlmer/
the one with the penis
I'd marry you're touhou
>>2256409But i'm not a touhou!
<It be too hard to even approach any of the others and she seems like she'd make a good wife.
>>2256433Enjoy your monthly pegging.
Oddly enough, I wouldn't marry my favorite Touhou. It'd have to be this beautiful flower.
She's fun-loving, isn't a frail pushover princess, and despite her antics, is an intent practitioner of the arcane crafts. The only problem is, of course, that I'm putting myself in the crosshairs of the other magicians of Gensokyo, and possibly one miko.
I'd marry Alice to Marisa.
>>2256462Small price to pay for a touhou wife that wont kill you.I've heard it decreases the chance of prostate cancer... so~
>>2256512Then there's Flandre, who'll probably kill you for taking away her playmate.
>>2256482Silly anon, it's not like you can marry Yuka. Yuka marries you, and woe be you if you think you have any say in the matter. Just pray that she won't tire of her new husbando and look for fresh blood.
>>2256566Oh gods. Haven't thought of that. ...I'm dead.
>>2256568>I'm not trapped here with you, YOU'RE trapped here with meamirite?!
Simple and easy to please. Plus she's the strongest.
>>2256568Well, naturally, I'd have to keep growing strong enough to keep her attention. Mainly, I'd look forward to the wild sex after the fights to the death she'd beat the shit out of me each time.Of course, just sitting with her, watching the flowers while taking it easy...that would be great too.
>>2256577I doubt that Flandre would kill you for taking away Marisa. Flan would just want to play with both of you... which really isn't any better for life expectancy.
"Until death do us part" does not apply here.
She could drink me. I would let her.
ran. i'd have a lovely daughter as well then.
>>2256608...well, wait. If I can get Marisa to teach me Master Spark... twice the fire power! We can pin her down! Yeah! ...then Flandre clones herself, and I'm still dead.
>>2256616Think of all the family fun. You have good taste, Anonymous.
>>2256611Seconded.
is there any other choice, really?I want to lick her red youk-eye
>>2256644Whoa, whoa buddy. I was here first you can have your turn when she breaks me. I really can't think of a better way to die.
Honestly, I'd probably wait for Marisa to be twenty or so, and try to make my move on her. She's just great - and I rather like tomboys, to be honest. Girls who won't be able to keep my pace, or in fact overtake me at a few things, don't interest me.That said, given my serious trouble at expressing myself, the idea of marrying Satori has a great deal of charm. Being able to understand each other without the need for words would be just great.
>>2256672Yes, but she gets to know /all/ of your thoughts. Even the ones you only think for a moment, then quickly put aside. Every bit of resentment, every hint of disloyalty.
>>2256679I don't *do* disloyalty, so I'm safe on that front. And given she hears everyone's thoughts all the time, I'm sure she'd be far more understanding with momentary flashes of rage or frustration than the average human, actually. All her species is like that, after all - if they didn't know how to deal with it, they'd be unable to reproduce.
>>2256611>She could drink me., if you know what I mean. ?
>>2256672You know you can't reach her unless you read THE book, right?
Fair warning to all Yukafans- you're going in the sunflower field.http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/2071675#p2071918
>>2256741I can think of worse ways to go. Oh man...that would be ideal...
The only choice.
My Strawberry wife~
>>2256822>>2256666>>2256644She's never going to run out of nutrients for her flowers. Isn't it great, Yuka?
>>2256632Am I the only one who'd want to marry Flandre? When she goes Berzerk it's a real turn on for me.
>>2256847Yuka'd just torture you. Flandre'd outright reduce you to spare bodyparts.
>>2256852>spare bodyparts...There'd be nothing left.
>>2256858A bloody smear is still SOMEthing. At least until she finishes licking it up.
If I have to pick a secondary choice (the first one is kind of obvious herpderp) I'd go with Hong. Not violent, kind, airheaded, but tries her best.
>>2256903>sleeps on the jobIf that's what you mean by trying hard.
>>2256903>tries her bestI always get the impression that she somehow holds back when you fight her in EoSD, whether it's on purpose, or because of the whole spellcard system thing.I don't disagree with you on the waifu material part, though. She'd be a great catch.
I can't sleep at night unless I have my dakimakura of her with me. I much rather have the real one by my side though. I bet she is warm.
>>2256913She sleeps on the job because she takes it seriously. No, really. http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Hong_Meirin
Maybe,no,yes.
i'd marry Patchouli
I'll marry the Touhou that likes me.
Remilia. I would so lick it.
>>2257195yeah!? like who would like you?
Gensokyo is polygamous, right?Please tell me it is.
>>2257208Only for Marisa.
I'd marry Renko
>>2256369Why would you marry a Youkai?
>>2257215Why not?
Nobody loves Mystia?
She would be a faithful and loving wife, dinner on the table as soon as you get home and willing to kick you out the bed in the mornings for tai chi at dawn. Strict on you because she wants you to be healthy and happy.
Mei-... crap, taken.
>>2257227I love every touhou, including her
>>2257226Not human hence making reproduction impossibleThey'll try to eat youThey're fucking youkai
YUKA YUKARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfuck yeah
>>2256544Ah, modern medical research. I'm seriously curious what the people at the IRB would think if they saw this series of tests waiting anxiously for approval in their inboxes.
>>2257227I do I do.
My loving waifu.
>>2256922Stay away from her bro, she loves me
>>2257251She doens't exist bro
I think Iku would be fun to cuddle. :3
the only one i could imagine staying alive. Also one of my favorites.
>>2257258Shockingly true
>>2257265:/
>>2257251Only if you're this person.
The real Patchy, not the flat-chested fake.
don't mind me, just postan mai waifu
>>2257265>ShockinglyOh you.
I want her to cut me... tenderly.
Anyone who says Iku is a maniac... A maniac, that's dancing like he's never danced before.
The last blowjob in my life ;_;
>>2257212Indeed I would
I actually dreamed about marrying Sanae, and it was one of the only 3 dreams I've had all year.
Oh goody, no one's said Wriggle yet. Dibs!
>>2257289>he's
>>2257305There are female Anons?
Rinnosuke.
Mai NEETu
>>2257316She'll dump you for some new young piece of meat by the time you're 30, brah.
I don't care what anybody else says, she's Mai Waifu.
>>2257329
>>2257328The happiest 4 weeks in my life!
my poor waifu
>>2257310No, just gay ones.
>>2257303I'm jealous of your dreams... I dreamed that I was crushed by a few tons of snow and ice.
Where can I marry my 15 years old girl?
>>2257236Reproduction is actually rather likely... think for a moment. They are supposed to be elemental creatures of a sort, right? But they all have human shape. That means, chances are they're mostly born out of people's belief and ideas of the particular element in question. Kind of... myths.Now, let's put something to analysis: exactly what is the percentage of human myths that don't make any allusion to sex, either directly or allegorically?Yeah.Humans are fucking horndogs. *Anything* influenced by human common mind will be equipped for fucking, period. Now, *what* would spawn from a relationship is less clear. There are many myths of humans and demons having descendence, only for said descendants to be something completely out of left field/monstruous.
>>2257351
Both of them.
>>2257367I did actualy think 'FUCK YOU CIRNO' in the dream, touhou is everywhere!
>>2257376Wait, new raidenrabo? Or one I've missed?
>>2257377>touhou is everywhere!Seeing Touhou everywhere is a common problem. When I played Persona 4, the first time I made Yatagarasu the only thing I could think about was Okuu, and how the persona really should have had Megido or some spell of that line.
>>2257380Not new, but it isn't scanlated yet. At least it wasn't the last time Iooked for it. Ask Kyon, maybe he knows something.
>>2257382
The ultimate wife.
>>2257393"scanlated" or "scanned"?scanlated means translated and edited.
>>2257424Sorry, I meant scanned.
Night Nuuurse~(Or Doctor, Whatever)Eirin, because she'd able to look after me, always had a thing for the caring maternal woman/touhou.Also, Peelz
Any of them reallybut if I had a choice: Yukari, Eirin, or Nitori
Already married. We did it in Canada.Although the marriage isn't legally valid since it was entered under the influence.
Reisen first. THen all thel olius
its already set
If you look past the whole "ruined the lives of several people centuries ago by sending them off on wild goose chases" bit and her occasional sending of people to decorate the forest with Mokou's innards, she's actually a rather sweet girl nowadays.
>>2257227I thought it was a given.
Aya, no question. The conversation would never get stale, we'd travel a lot, and discuss journalistic theory. It'd be a real pleasure.
No contest at all...
We share a mutual love for electronics.
The perfect waifu would be Mokou, for more reasons then I could ever hope to list.how I love you ;_;
I wonder which would Remilia Scarlet !xxx/w/xxx(I don't remember her trip) choose.
Jissouseki
As much as I love Tewi, I don't think she'd make a very good waifu.
I'd marry Flandre, but she would accidentally destroy me when she sneezed, so Remilia.
>>2258901Seconded.
I don't care if she's poor.
>>2260509How do those sleeves even work?
>>2260517String theory.
We'd talk about morbid things all the time and have wild, wild sex.
>>2260526Clever.
>>2260566Possibly the only immortal character in any setting who won't feel lonely when you finally grow old and die.Truly, only then will she consider your relationship consummated.
>>2260602Yay!It's not even the sex that's the good part. It's the talking about morbid things.Death makes the best waifu.
>>2260724If you are in that particular state of mind, it simple isn't possibly to have a mutually fulfilling relationship with anyone else.But it's somewhat relieving knowing there is no risk whatsoever you'll pass each other by when you finally meet.
>>2260789Something like that.
>>2257271Fuck yes.
>>2260859If by yes you mean no, I totally agree.
>>2260864
They're all out of my league (even imaginary league).
>>2260859scans where
yukarin~we would go places, and sip tea together.
Yea thats rightNo one is taking her so it is my dutyEnjoy your old hags while I go wild with this eternal loli god class moemaster. Imagine that all of our daughters would look like Sanae.Brb guys. I have to go play in the mud with my wife.
This is our daughter. I do not know who she got the breasts from.
>>2260971She cheated on you.
Marry Sakuya.Fuck the rest. Yeah, literally
>which touhou would (you) marry?The one with big tits
we could play chess/shogi together, although she would obviously kick my ass.The main problem would be Aya always getting in the way trying to get scandalous photos.
This version of Cirno.
The one with a face, with two eyes, one nose, one mouth, two ears , and hair.
>>2261379You do know that you crossed out 3 (perhaps 4) touhous?
I see that I would have to kill several anon first. If you can settle for someone else, I'll let you off.
>>2261417Which four?
>>2261506Satori & Koishi (3 eyes)Orin & maybe Reisen (4 ears)
Ran, Chen, Orin. The ears. Though Orin is the only one for sure, the other two can be assumed.
>>2261526Ah. I thought of the eyes, but I couldn't figure out who else you meant.
>>2256369God damn watermelon blade... I'll marry that blade
>>2261538<
>>2261558Sigma is more a ride than a touhou.
Dibs, since no one else picture-claimed her.
I'd myself.
>>2261577ok, how about < ?
Suika cause she looks like a young loli =D
Damn, everyone already said Cirno and Wriggle... Well I don't want to share so I would marry Mouse Loli, while she's still fresh!
Retarded, like a true waifu.
>>2262028Hey, shut up.
Easy question.
>>2262036She just want you as test subject.
>>2262045At least we'll be doing things together ;_;And maybe they'll be sexual experiments.
>>2262060She does experiments.Sexual experiments.Eirin Yagokoro.She's not a doctor.
I would open up her heart again, even if it meant jamming my dick up her aorta.Especially if it meant jamming my dick up her aorta.
>>2262076Only if it meant jamming my dick up her aorta.
fuck yeah flandre
>>2262076You sick, sick fuck. Stay away from my precious imouto.
>>2260463I like Jisous. Better than yukkuris.
>>2262076>>2262274Its only recently that I began to like SA characters. From buckets to imouto, I love them all.Unlike UFO that I loved the characters at first contact.And to thread topic, Yuyuko. Next is Mystia.
I love alice because she is ronery.
More morbid Komachi guy, sodomizing your puppies.Holy shit, is this thread still here? Have some of mai waifu as a reward.>>2261999>>2263721It's uplifting to see that the new Touhoes have supporters already.
Mai waifu~
freaky interspecies sex
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>>2256384This. We should all create and marry our own clones.
It'd have to be Patchouli. Also, flatchested version is superior.
Patchy has tits.ZUN agreed, don't bother him about it.
>>2264325That's Yuyuko.
sure is shrinemaiden.org in here
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