which touhou would /jp/ marry?

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Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:03:11 No.2256369 [Reply] [Original]

which touhou would /jp/ marry?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:04:11 No.2256384 Myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:05:11 No.2256392 File: 140 KB, 677x700, youmu01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu. She's serious and has the perfect body.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:05:11 No.2256393 inb4 sagefags

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:06:11 No.2256398 >>2256369 the rich one.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:07:11 No.2256406 gb2/pooshlmer/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:07:11 No.2256408 the one with the penis

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:07:11 No.2256409 I'd marry you're touhou

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:08:11 No.2256414 >>2256409 But i'm not a touhou!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:10:11 No.2256428 File: 110 KB, 800x800, 1232395747454.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	None !eSNIKTdXu. Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:10:11 No.2256433 File: 128 KB, 400x773, 682198c9c637c9cf5e7a520d0945f6cd33923cd1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] < It be too hard to even approach any of the others and she seems like she'd make a good wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:14:11 No.2256462 >>2256433 Enjoy your monthly pegging.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:16:11 No.2256482 File: 190 KB, 800x609, 1227332081856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oddly enough, I wouldn't marry my favorite Touhou. It'd have to be this beautiful flower.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:20:11 No.2256512
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She's fun-loving, isn't a frail pushover princess, and despite her antics, is an intent practitioner of the arcane crafts. The only problem is, of course, that I'm putting myself in the crosshairs of the other magicians of Gensokyo, and possibly one miko.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:23:11 No.2256541 File: 326 KB, 650x550, 3b0d40d890475dd8abb94d1dcf7d7b6e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd marry Alice to Marisa.

>>	None !eSNIKTdXu. Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:24:11 No.2256544 File: 38 KB, 448x447, 1213751146982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2256462 Small price to pay for a touhou wife that wont kill you. I've heard it decreases the chance of prostate cancer... so~

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:24:11 No.2256545 File: 47 KB, 298x356, marisas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:28:11 No.2256566 >>2256512 Then there's Flandre, who'll probably kill you for taking away her playmate.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:28:11 No.2256568 >>2256482 Silly anon, it's not like you can marry Yuka. Yuka marries you, and woe be you if you think you have any say in the matter. Just pray that she won't tire of her new husbando and look for fresh blood.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:30:11 No.2256577 >>2256566 Oh gods. Haven't thought of that. ...I'm dead.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:31:11 No.2256583 >>2256568 >I'm not trapped here with you, YOU'RE trapped here with me amirite?!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:31:11 No.2256593 File: 1.59 MB, 1430x2000, 2445694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Simple and easy to please. Plus she's the strongest.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:32:11 No.2256594

>>2256568
Well, naturally, I'd have to keep growing strong enough to keep her attention. Mainly, I'd look forward to the wild sex after the fights to the death she'd beat the shit out of me each time.

Of course, just sitting with her, watching the flowers while taking it easy...that would be great too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:34:11 No.2256608 >>2256577 I doubt that Flandre would kill you for taking away Marisa. Flan would just want to play with both of you... which really isn't any better for life expectancy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:34:11 No.2256610 File: 271 KB, 450x562, 3131229.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Until death do us part" does not apply here.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:35:11 No.2256611 File: 418 KB, 750x968, Remilia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She could drink me. I would let her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:35:11 No.2256616 File: 137 KB, 696x1000, ranchen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ran. i'd have a lovely daughter as well then.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:39:11 No.2256632 >>2256608 ...well, wait. If I can get Marisa to teach me Master Spark... twice the fire power! We can pin her down! Yeah! ...then Flandre clones herself, and I'm still dead.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:39:11 No.2256633 File: 184 KB, 750x679, e-ki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:39:11 No.2256635 File: 346 KB, 600x500, Yakumo picnic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2256616 Think of all the family fun. You have good taste, Anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:40:11 No.2256639 File: 208 KB, 771x1022, 5fc118ec81cf11a02168ebf6ce9ec4fa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2256611 Seconded.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:40:11 No.2256644 File: 265 KB, 800x800, 1222240589534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is there any other choice, really? I want to lick her red youk-eye

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:45:11 No.2256666 File: 317 KB, 546x750, 1229271454610.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2256644 Whoa, whoa buddy. I was here first you can have your turn when she breaks me. I really can't think of a better way to die.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:46:11 No.2256672

Honestly, I'd probably wait for Marisa to be twenty or so, and try to make my move on her. She's just great - and I rather like tomboys, to be honest. Girls who won't be able to keep my pace, or in fact overtake me at a few things, don't interest me.

That said, given my serious trouble at expressing myself, the idea of marrying Satori has a great deal of charm. Being able to understand each other without the need for words would be just great.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:47:11 No.2256679 >>2256672 Yes, but she gets to know /all/ of your thoughts. Even the ones you only think for a moment, then quickly put aside. Every bit of resentment, every hint of disloyalty.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:50:11 No.2256691

>>2256679

I don't *do* disloyalty, so I'm safe on that front.

And given she hears everyone's thoughts all the time, I'm sure she'd be far more understanding with momentary flashes of rage or frustration than the average human, actually. All her species is like that, after all - if they didn't know how to deal with it, they'd be unable to reproduce.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:54:11 No.2256701 >>2256611 >She could drink me. , if you know what I mean. ?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 04:56:11 No.2256705 >>2256672 You know you can't reach her unless you read THE book, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 05:05:11 No.2256741 Fair warning to all Yukafans- you're going in the sunflower field. http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/2071675#p2071918

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 05:12:11 No.2256767 File: 281 KB, 1024x725, 1234136246023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2256741 I can think of worse ways to go. Oh man...that would be ideal...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 05:42:11 No.2256822 File: 319 KB, 1024x768, 1236575843391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The only choice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 05:43:11 No.2256823 File: 76 KB, 600x450, 1231961490673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My Strawberry wife~

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 05:50:11 No.2256836 File: 206 KB, 600x565, 1237057187085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2256822 >>2256666 >>2256644 She's never going to run out of nutrients for her flowers. Isn't it great, Yuka?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 05:56:11 No.2256847 >>2256632 Am I the only one who'd want to marry Flandre? When she goes Berzerk it's a real turn on for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 05:59:11 No.2256852 >>2256847 Yuka'd just torture you. Flandre'd outright reduce you to spare bodyparts.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 06:00:11 No.2256858 >>2256852 >spare bodyparts ...There'd be nothing left.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 06:08:11 No.2256879 >>2256858 A bloody smear is still SOMEthing. At least until she finishes licking it up.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Mon, Mar 16, 2009 06:14:11 No.2256891 File: 127 KB, 509x783, 1217790895283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Your Candid Fr !eND/xfY3lY Mon, Mar 16, 2009 06:22:11 No.2256903 File: 102 KB, 520x625, hongwakeup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I have to pick a secondary choice (the first one is kind of obvious herpderp) I'd go with Hong. Not violent, kind, airheaded, but tries her best.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 06:31:11 No.2256913 >>2256903 >sleeps on the job If that's what you mean by trying hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 06:32:11 No.2256914 File: 341 KB, 645x825, 3348356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 06:34:11 No.2256918
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>>2256903
>tries her best
I always get the impression that she somehow holds back when you fight her in EoSD, whether it's on purpose, or because of the whole spellcard system thing.

I don't disagree with you on the waifu material part, though. She'd be a great catch.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 06:35:11 No.2256922 File: 195 KB, 800x581, e26041d78fe575282cb29d2e616352c9a3f90694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't sleep at night unless I have my dakimakura of her with me. I much rather have the real one by my side though. I bet she is warm.

>>	Your Candid Fr !eND/xfY3lY Mon, Mar 16, 2009 06:36:11 No.2256923 File: 156 KB, 622x760, hongbandagesv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2256913 She sleeps on the job because she takes it seriously. No, really. http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Hong_Meirin

>>	None !Mystia3.V2 Mon, Mar 16, 2009 06:42:11 No.2256932 File: 27 KB, 300x350, 96488730204c816fc6e15d684b36b28e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maybe,no,yes.

>>	Van Artic Mon, Mar 16, 2009 08:52:11 No.2257187 File: 177 KB, 457x460, 7bb063bd604503ff8627a9201c48d922.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i'd marry Patchouli

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 08:56:11 No.2257195 I'll marry the Touhou that likes me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:01:11 No.2257205 File: 276 KB, 800x600, 1236059435701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remilia. I would so lick it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:02:11 No.2257206 >>2257195 yeah!? like who would like you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:02:11 No.2257208 Gensokyo is polygamous, right? Please tell me it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:04:11 No.2257211 >>2257208 Only for Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:04:11 No.2257212 I'd marry Renko

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:04:11 No.2257215 >>2256369 Why would you marry a Youkai?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:08:11 No.2257226 >>2257215 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:08:11 No.2257227 File: 289 KB, 420x708, 1213056619140.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nobody loves Mystia?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:08:11 No.2257228
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She would be a faithful and loving wife, dinner on the table as soon as you get home and willing to kick you out the bed in the mornings for tai chi at dawn. Strict on you because she wants you to be healthy and happy.

>>	Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:09:11 No.2257229 File: 121 KB, 800x600, catchinakri.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mei-... crap, taken.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:09:11 No.2257231 >>2257227 I love every touhou, including her

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:10:11 No.2257236 >>2257226 Not human hence making reproduction impossible They'll try to eat you They're fucking youkai

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:11:11 No.2257237 YUKA YUKARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII fuck yeah

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:14:11 No.2257242 >>2256544 Ah, modern medical research. I'm seriously curious what the people at the IRB would think if they saw this series of tests waiting anxiously for approval in their inboxes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:16:11 No.2257246 File: 166 KB, 488x417, c546b67247c91bc97593f2f8958897d2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2257227 I do I do.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:16:11 No.2257247 File: 157 KB, 500x500, toho_008078.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My loving waifu.

>>	Aya Shameimaru !TENGUWdjvs Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:18:11 No.2257251 File: 300 KB, 500x500, Aya shy 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2256922 Stay away from her bro, she loves me

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:19:11 No.2257253 >>2257251 She doens't exist bro

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:19:11 No.2257258 I think Iku would be fun to cuddle. :3

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:22:11 No.2257264 File: 107 KB, 400x489, 1208548572662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the only one i could imagine staying alive. Also one of my favorites.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:22:11 No.2257265 >>2257258 Shockingly true

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:23:11 No.2257267 >>2257265 :/

>>	Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:23:11 No.2257270 File: 98 KB, 950x1355, bun_10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2257251 Only if you're this person.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:23:11 No.2257271 File: 254 KB, 850x1133, 1214203152118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The real Patchy, not the flat-chested fake.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:25:11 No.2257272 File: 282 KB, 700x943, a0a7b7b78a5ba531d0604dfc064b2eda.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] don't mind me, just postan mai waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:25:11 No.2257273 >>2257265 >Shockingly Oh you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:28:11 No.2257286 File: 282 KB, 800x1000, 244e05cf7fe0a4f44375bcd81cad3f4d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want her to cut me... tenderly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:29:11 No.2257289 Anyone who says Iku is a maniac... A maniac, that's dancing like he's never danced before.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:30:11 No.2257291 File: 195 KB, 504x672, rumia licking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The last blowjob in my life ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:32:11 No.2257300 File: 58 KB, 480x640, b62b774f15e6ba0044496acd3946ee4f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2257212 Indeed I would

>>	Fujiwara no Mokou !!mGXYMm0qKk/ Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:33:11 No.2257303 File: 246 KB, 643x900, sanae11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I actually dreamed about marrying Sanae, and it was one of the only 3 dreams I've had all year.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:34:11 No.2257304 File: 150 KB, 570x741, wriggleb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh goody, no one's said Wriggle yet. Dibs!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:34:11 No.2257305 >>2257289 >he's

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:35:11 No.2257310 >>2257305 There are female Anons?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:36:11 No.2257311 File: 97 KB, 520x735, 1204568030446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:36:11 No.2257313 File: 189 KB, 480x600, 1234096474101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:36:11 No.2257314 Rinnosuke.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:37:11 No.2257316 File: 493 KB, 595x842, 13247394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mai NEETu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:41:11 No.2257328 >>2257316 She'll dump you for some new young piece of meat by the time you're 30, brah.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:41:11 No.2257329 File: 47 KB, 650x565, 1235847089732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't care what anybody else says, she's Mai Waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:42:11 No.2257331 File: 61 KB, 636x707, 1212369089719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2257329

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:44:11 No.2257339 >>2257328 The happiest 4 weeks in my life!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:49:11 No.2257346 File: 55 KB, 479x700, 133244355.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my poor waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:50:11 No.2257347 >>2257310 No, just gay ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:52:11 No.2257351 >>2257303 I'm jealous of your dreams... I dreamed that I was crushed by a few tons of snow and ice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:53:11 No.2257353 File: 198 KB, 925x750, Chiyuri141244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where can I marry my 15 years old girl?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:56:11 No.2257365

>>2257236

Reproduction is actually rather likely... think for a moment. They are supposed to be elemental creatures of a sort, right? But they all have human shape. That means, chances are they're mostly born out of people's belief and ideas of the particular element in question. Kind of... myths.

Now, let's put something to analysis: exactly what is the percentage of human myths that don't make any allusion to sex, either directly or allegorically?

Yeah.

Humans are fucking horndogs. *Anything* influenced by human common mind will be equipped for fucking, period.

Now, *what* would spawn from a relationship is less clear. There are many myths of humans and demons having descendence, only for said descendants to be something completely out of left field/monstruous.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 09:56:11 No.2257367 File: 24 KB, 450x563, 1232880543844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2257351

>>	Yuyucow !izhBpjwbEg Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:00:11 No.2257376 File: 274 KB, 500x701, yuyuko-yukarin29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Both of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:00:11 No.2257377 >>2257367 I did actualy think 'FUCK YOU CIRNO' in the dream, touhou is everywhere!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:01:11 No.2257380 >>2257376 Wait, new raidenrabo? Or one I've missed?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:02:11 No.2257382

>>2257377
>touhou is everywhere!

Seeing Touhou everywhere is a common problem. When I played Persona 4, the first time I made Yatagarasu the only thing I could think about was Okuu, and how the persona really should have had Megido or some spell of that line.

>>	Yuyucow !izhBpjwbEg Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:07:11 No.2257393 >>2257380 Not new, but it isn't scanlated yet. At least it wasn't the last time Iooked for it. Ask Kyon, maybe he knows something.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:08:11 No.2257396 File: 236 KB, 1100x805, Parsona4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2257382

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:08:11 No.2257400 File: 501 KB, 800x1000, 4f7e39fd5274144a5e66a3952b35ddcb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The ultimate wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:18:11 No.2257424 >>2257393 "scanlated" or "scanned"? scanlated means translated and edited.

>>	Yuyucow !izhBpjwbEg Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:30:11 No.2257469 >>2257424 Sorry, I meant scanned.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 12:28:11 No.2257995 File: 424 KB, 455x735, EirinEirinNekkidEirin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Night Nuuurse~ (Or Doctor, Whatever) Eirin, because she'd able to look after me, always had a thing for the caring maternal woman/touhou. Also, Peelz

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 12:29:11 No.2258002 Any of them really but if I had a choice: Yukari, Eirin, or Nitori

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon, Mar 16, 2009 12:42:11 No.2258055 File: 361 KB, 600x849, 1235831658989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Already married. We did it in Canada. Although the marriage isn't legally valid since it was entered under the influence.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 14:50:11 No.2258850 Reisen first. THen all thel olius

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 14:56:11 No.2258901 File: 143 KB, 714x750, 1229463386761.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 14:58:11 No.2258913 File: 154 KB, 640x575, 1233353269859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] its already set

Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 15:45:11 No.2259221
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If you look past the whole "ruined the lives of several people centuries ago by sending them off on wild goose chases" bit and her occasional sending of people to decorate the forest with Mokou's innards, she's actually a rather sweet girl nowadays.

>>	None !Mystia3.V2 Mon, Mar 16, 2009 15:47:11 No.2259233 >>2257227 I thought it was a given.

>>	Amaterasu-ōmikami !!bbdlq0T8ytn Mon, Mar 16, 2009 16:00:11 No.2259292 File: 245 KB, 1585x800, aya_38.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aya, no question. The conversation would never get stale, we'd travel a lot, and discuss journalistic theory. It'd be a real pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 16:05:11 No.2259326 File: 762 KB, 960x1280, Kaguya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No contest at all...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 16:14:11 No.2259380 File: 164 KB, 1000x1000, 10594351453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We share a mutual love for electronics.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 16:25:11 No.2259446 File: 418 KB, 945x1628, 4d5f57a8bc4472ac35e546aaf5be21c0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The perfect waifu would be Mokou, for more reasons then I could ever hope to list. how I love you ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 16:34:11 No.2259494 File: 191 KB, 720x900, Tewi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 19:07:11 No.2260440 I wonder which would Remilia Scarlet !xxx/w/xxx(I don't remember her trip) choose.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 19:10:11 No.2260463 File: 5 KB, 300x300, 1229627553160.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jissouseki

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 19:12:11 No.2260473 File: 64 KB, 800x722, 1217555615238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] As much as I love Tewi, I don't think she'd make a very good waifu.

>>	Vector !NEy29ODpvs Mon, Mar 16, 2009 19:13:11 No.2260474 I'd marry Flandre, but she would accidentally destroy me when she sneezed, so Remilia.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 19:15:11 No.2260482 File: 178 KB, 500x706, 5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2258901 Seconded.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 19:20:11 No.2260509 File: 87 KB, 800x800, ca738ae2eb304550fc804d106abf0d9e452aeeab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't care if she's poor.

>>	Vector !NEy29ODpvs Mon, Mar 16, 2009 19:24:11 No.2260517 >>2260509 How do those sleeves even work?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 19:26:11 No.2260526 >>2260517 String theory.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 19:33:23 No.2260566 File: 225 KB, 800x1000, Komachi 108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We'd talk about morbid things all the time and have wild, wild sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 19:37:11 No.2260591 >>2260526 Clever.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon, Mar 16, 2009 19:38:11 No.2260602 >>2260566 Possibly the only immortal character in any setting who won't feel lonely when you finally grow old and die. Truly, only then will she consider your relationship consummated.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 19:55:11 No.2260724 File: 452 KB, 620x763, Komachi 105.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2260602 Yay! It's not even the sex that's the good part. It's the talking about morbid things. Death makes the best waifu.

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon, Mar 16, 2009 20:06:11 No.2260789
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>>2260724

If you are in that particular state of mind, it simple isn't possibly to have a mutually fulfilling relationship with anyone else.
But it's somewhat relieving knowing there is no risk whatsoever you'll pass each other by when you finally meet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 20:14:11 No.2260841 File: 112 KB, 620x701, Komachi 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2260789 Something like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 20:17:11 No.2260859 File: 300 KB, 792x1120, 43.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2257271 Fuck yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 20:18:11 No.2260864 >>2260859 If by yes you mean no, I totally agree.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 20:21:11 No.2260886 File: 12 KB, 300x348, XD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2260864

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 20:24:11 No.2260918 File: 378 KB, 700x875, 1230171471087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They're all out of my league (even imaginary league).

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 20:29:11 No.2260946 >>2260859 scans where

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 20:29:11 No.2260950 yukarin~ we would go places, and sip tea together.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 20:30:11 No.2260953
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Yea thats right
No one is taking her so it is my duty

Enjoy your old hags while I go wild with this eternal loli god class moemaster. Imagine that all of our daughters would look like Sanae.

Brb guys. I have to go play in the mud with my wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 20:33:11 No.2260971 File: 133 KB, 651x616, 1196372349556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is our daughter. I do not know who she got the breasts from.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 20:35:11 No.2260984 >>2260971 She cheated on you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 20:35:11 No.2260986 Marry Sakuya. Fuck the rest. Yeah, literally

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 20:38:11 No.2261003 >which touhou would (you) marry? The one with big tits

Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 21:02:11 No.2261123
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we could play chess/shogi together, although she would obviously kick my ass.

The main problem would be Aya always getting in the way trying to get scandalous photos.

>>	Cat Megex !!YvWCEeOa7Um Mon, Mar 16, 2009 22:01:11 No.2261365 File: 75 KB, 495x700, bf9634591cd7a068bfa2c3f223831ae3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This version of Cirno.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 22:03:11 No.2261379 The one with a face, with two eyes, one nose, one mouth, two ears , and hair.

>>	None !Mystia3.V2 Mon, Mar 16, 2009 22:12:11 No.2261417 >>2261379 You do know that you crossed out 3 (perhaps 4) touhous?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 22:26:11 No.2261482 File: 305 KB, 700x700, kwsw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I see that I would have to kill several anon first. If you can settle for someone else, I'll let you off.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 22:30:11 No.2261506 >>2261417 Which four?

>>	None !Mystia3.V2 Mon, Mar 16, 2009 22:32:11 No.2261526 >>2261506 Satori & Koishi (3 eyes) Orin & maybe Reisen (4 ears)

>>	Your Candid Fr !eND/xfY3lY Mon, Mar 16, 2009 22:32:11 No.2261532 Ran, Chen, Orin. The ears. Though Orin is the only one for sure, the other two can be assumed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 22:33:11 No.2261538 >>2261526 Ah. I thought of the eyes, but I couldn't figure out who else you meant.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 22:35:11 No.2261548 >>2256369 God damn watermelon blade... I'll marry that blade

>>	None !eSNIKTdXu. Mon, Mar 16, 2009 22:36:11 No.2261558 File: 167 KB, 709x570, evil eye sigma.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2261538 <

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 22:39:11 No.2261577 >>2261558 Sigma is more a ride than a touhou.

>>	Flandre Scarlet !4nIyURICik Mon, Mar 16, 2009 22:41:07 No.2261584 File: 280 KB, 650x805, 94cd1fd9cb07864ca0d2f385921b3a14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dibs, since no one else picture-claimed her.

>>	Flandre Scarlet !4nIyURICik Mon, Mar 16, 2009 22:42:11 No.2261591 File: 136 KB, 850x850, sample-141a6fe8b5a5daaf2fcf3b23974a8a50.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd myself.

>>	None !eSNIKTdXu. Mon, Mar 16, 2009 22:43:11 No.2261592 File: 52 KB, 232x367, 1231873526966.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2261577 ok, how about < ?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 16, 2009 22:47:11 No.2261619 Suika cause she looks like a young loli =D

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 00:04:11 No.2261999 File: 555 KB, 800x800, 43b4ae83176aef0fa62c0fc3558eca2d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Damn, everyone already said Cirno and Wriggle... Well I don't want to share so I would marry Mouse Loli, while she's still fresh!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 00:12:11 No.2262028 File: 60 KB, 250x300, 1225814923839.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Retarded, like a true waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 00:15:11 No.2262035 >>2262028 Hey, shut up.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 00:15:11 No.2262036 File: 230 KB, 800x600, glasses.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Easy question.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 00:17:11 No.2262045 >>2262036 She just want you as test subject.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 00:22:11 No.2262060 >>2262045 At least we'll be doing things together ;_; And maybe they'll be sexual experiments.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 00:24:11 No.2262069 >>2262060 She does experiments. Sexual experiments. Eirin Yagokoro. She's not a doctor.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 00:25:11 No.2262076 File: 80 KB, 480x606, 1221057321882.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would open up her heart again, even if it meant jamming my dick up her aorta. Especially if it meant jamming my dick up her aorta.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 00:27:11 No.2262089 >>2262076 Only if it meant jamming my dick up her aorta.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 00:28:11 No.2262097 File: 65 KB, 512x512, 1234432493436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck yeah flandre

>>	Aya Shameimaru !TENGUWdjvs Tue, Mar 17, 2009 00:54:11 No.2262274 File: 277 KB, 1050x800, 081129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2262076 You sick, sick fuck. Stay away from my precious imouto.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 05:24:11 No.2263294 >>2260463 I like Jisous. Better than yukkuris.

>>	Man-Pedo !r9.w91chTo Tue, Mar 17, 2009 05:49:11 No.2263413 >>2262076 >>2262274 Its only recently that I began to like SA characters. From buckets to imouto, I love them all. Unlike UFO that I loved the characters at first contact. And to thread topic, Yuyuko. Next is Mystia.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 06:25:11 No.2263554 I love alice because she is ronery.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 07:51:11 No.2263721 File: 192 KB, 686x1007, 30e89784f4ee97525b41063d948c6bec.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 08:00:11 No.2263733
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More morbid Komachi guy, sodomizing your puppies.

Holy shit, is this thread still here? Have some of mai waifu as a reward.

>>2261999
>>2263721

It's uplifting to see that the new Touhoes have supporters already.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 09:50:11 No.2264097 File: 167 KB, 450x481, 640bcc5a0a82d75c62d36e80c400a1f5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mai waifu~

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 10:04:11 No.2264157 freaky interspecies sex

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 10:06:11 No.2264172 File: 31 KB, 209x200, bruce not amused.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >which touhou would /jp/ marry? >178 posts and 90 image replies omitted.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 10:12:11 No.2264185 File: 303 KB, 600x785, twins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2256384 This. We should all create and marry our own clones.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 10:13:11 No.2264190 File: 167 KB, 645x911, 27342d0460e104d76d081d81323d948a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It'd have to be Patchouli. Also, flatchested version is superior.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 10:14:11 No.2264194 File: 480 KB, 1000x717, 1234698290975.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 11:01:11 No.2264325 File: 19 KB, 267x281, 1234968338262.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy has tits. ZUN agreed, don't bother him about it.

>>	Anonymous of Austria Tue, Mar 17, 2009 11:05:11 No.2264336 >>2264325 That's Yuyuko.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2009 11:07:11 No.2264339 sure is shrinemaiden.org in here

>>	Tewi Inabog Tue, Mar 17, 2009 11:13:11 No.2264351 >>2264325 3/10

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