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>> No.22302169

What is the biggest point of relationship friction between you and your wife?

>> No.22302172
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Freedom Thighs!

>> No.22302181
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"!hatsaM ,diam siht tsurT"

>> No.22302192
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>> No.22302197

>>22302192
Nice abs

>> No.22302199

Looks like we need to start educating people who mindlessly spam images and post offtopic shit again.

>> No.22302206
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>>22302181
OK

>> No.22302216
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>An ancient evil awakens...

>> No.22302221

>>22302181
Why this shog is so exited
Get a hold of yourself, woman

>> No.22302230

>>22302221
>exited
But she's still inside?

>> No.22302232

>>22302169
Giving too many head-pats, resulting to a balloon sticking to her hair.
> "Awawawaa!"

>> No.22302240

>>22302221
She's eager to pamper her mastah, whether he liked it or not.

>> No.22302242

>>22302230
I am very embarassed now, thank you.

>> No.22302250

>>22302216
It's 5 a.m., can we do that awakening thing a little later?

>> No.22302269
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Fucc the succ

>> No.22302285

>>22302242
And that's why you need a maid.

>> No.22302297

>>22302221
This is what happens when you find a Shoggoth still without a master to call her own.
Don't get caught.

>> No.22302308

>>22302269
Don't do it!

>> No.22302313
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22302313

Marry a blueberry.

>> No.22302321

What's it like having Shoggoth as a mother?

>> No.22302327
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>>22302308
You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do.

>> No.22302332

>>22302169
Jinko wants to move to wonderland
Cheshire wants more public acts on stream

>> No.22302347

>>22302199
and creates threads too fucking early, this isn't your shitter board you faggots

>> No.22302348
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>>22302327
>You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do.
Things to never say to your adoptive momster.

>> No.22302349
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>>22302313
Yeah!

>> No.22302352

>>22302172
I wanna give her my Freedom Sauce!

>> No.22302378

>>22302169
The fact that she indulges in too many sweets and has me join her, otherwise she gets very fussy if I do not, if a pre-monsterization vampire bit me, it would get diabetes. I do love my Titania wife, but by the demon lord, if it wasn't for mamono mana, I would probably be in an ICU from DKA.

>> No.22302387

>>22302332
>Jinko wants to move to wonderland
Why?

>> No.22302388

>>22302321
Kinda weird.

>> No.22302393
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>>22302348
What are things you SHOULD say to her?

>> No.22302403

>>22302169
Religion. I'm Roman Catholic and she's an Egyptian goddess.

>> No.22302408
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>>22302393
>I love my mommy
>I'm a real mama's boy
>I wish I could get a girlfriend like my mom
>I'm into older women
>Inseki isn't real incest
>I literally want to fuck my mom

>> No.22302409

>>22302216
If I could fuck a lim I would totally say Esto es el fin succubus blanco while I cum.

>> No.22302419

>>22302387
She’s a bit of a pervert
Very much so

>> No.22302432

>>22302408
How fast would "Rental mommy" shirts sell out in MGE?

>> No.22302435

>>22302432
But anon, that's prostitution!

>> No.22302440

>>22302161
If you're going to make the thread early at least put in a line of your own like people used to and not just copy and paste the template.

>> No.22302448

>>22302169
She can get frustrated when her studies don’t go as well as she would like.
This gets taken out on my dick, usually.

>> No.22302455

>>22302297
What if her master dies? Does she just move on to the next closest available husband?

>> No.22302465
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>>22302455
She wouldn't worry about it.
With strange aeons even death may die, ya know?

>> No.22302485

>>22302332
>Jinko slowly transforming into a Cheshire variant from staying in Wonderland for too long
How dangerous.

>> No.22302487

>>22302455
She hires a lich to bring him back.

>> No.22302496

>>22302169
She sometimes has trouble admitting when she's wrong or needs help.

>> No.22302498

>>22302487
>gets neck-deep into dept to pay lich off
>now she has to deal with literal loan sharks

>> No.22302504
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Sex with desperate spirits.

>> No.22302509

>>22302455
There's a few reasons making it incredibly difficult for her master to die before her. If he's that unlucky then she'll find a way to pay a Lich or will drag you out of the underworld herself.

>> No.22302514

>>22302485
I don’t know if she’d go that far but she would certainly enjoy being closer to the bedroom products she loves.

Cheshy would be miffed as wonderland has crap internet

>> No.22302520

>>22302169
Probably the violent video games. I can't imagine she'd share my current enjoyment of Postal 2, or the negative portrayal of magic and monsters in the Doom games.

>> No.22302528

>>22302408
I'm a strong independent man who needs no woman.

>> No.22302532

>>22302504
Wisps are pretty hot. Blue flames look good on anything.

>> No.22302536

>>22302528
Gay

>> No.22302543

>>22302536
Excuse me, I'm not gay, I'm just autistic.

>> No.22302553

>>22302536
He could be asexual

>> No.22302564

>>22302553
most people lable everything that comes under alphabetti spagetti gay and leave it at that.

Now talk about manly things techniques that make your waifu cum

>> No.22302570

>>22302564
>alphabetti spagetti
?

>> No.22302572
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>>22302536
I want to act fabulous around a Dark Priest and make her try to heal me from the gay.

>> No.22302580

>>22302570
LGBTqbbqkjdfkljasdiofjlksdfjsdoijfsdpkflasdmf

>> No.22302584

>>22302570
He means LGBTQ+
Theres so many letters in its absurd

>> No.22302595

>>22302580
>>22302584
>had to look it up
>LGBTQQIP2SAA
Fucking hell

>> No.22302612
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>>22302595
Why is there numbers?
The fuck is the 2 for!?

>> No.22302623

>>22302612
You don't want to know

>> No.22302628
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22302628

can we talk about fire mice?
I want to talk about fire mice

>> No.22302633

Are we being raided? the thread made too early is always a bad omen

>> No.22302641

>>22302628
Shortstack fire mice!

>> No.22302647

>>22302612
2 spirited
thats all i know

>> No.22302650

>>22302509
>There's a few reasons making it incredibly difficult for her master to die before her
Such as?

>> No.22302652

>>22302628
>martial arts battle between hinezumi and salamander when?

>> No.22302665

>>22302647
>2 spirited
I'm surprised there isn't an H for hijra in there, the fagolos love to bring those up without understanding the first thing about them

>> No.22302688
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Earth magic must be a bitch to clean up compared to the other elements

>> No.22302691
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Massive mummy mammaries.

>> No.22302755

Lamia lovers:
Beaded, keeled, or smooth?

>> No.22302776

>>22302755
I don't understand this question.
I hope you're not referring to what I suspect you are

>> No.22302781

>>22302192
Thanks. We barely get any art of her.

>> No.22302794

>>22302216
Good morning honey

>> No.22302799
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>>22302628
I love Hinezumis so much. I wish they got more attention.

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>>22302781
You're welcome.

>> No.22302845
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22302845

What's she saying?

>> No.22302860

>>22302845
A nu chiki-briki i v damki!

>> No.22302868

>>22302845
Imagine having a unicorn as a wife. That's like broadcasting to the entire world that you're a virgin.

>> No.22302871

>>22302868
For the Japanese, that's a plus.

>> No.22302876
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>>22302688
It's not that bad.

>> No.22302879

>>22302871
It's a plus to me as well.

>> No.22302890

>>22302876
Doromes are cute girls!

>> No.22302905

>>22302868
No. It just means that you were a virgin before marriage, and that you're faithful to your wife

>> No.22302908

Can someone have a Houri as wife even if he don't feel as kind or good from heart as used to be?

>> No.22302916

>>22302776
I’m referring to their scale texture. Scales are usually either smooth, keeled, meaning there’s a central ridge, or beaded like you see on a Gila Monster. The fuck are you talking about?

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>>22302868
If she's made you her husband, then you're not a virgin anymore.

>> No.22302923

>>22302868
Have you tried not being a slut?

>> No.22302933

>>22302919
Stop posting off topic images

>> No.22302934
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22302934

>>22302868
Okay, and?

>> No.22302936

>>22302650
Husbands lifespans match their wives you goof. We've known this since WGI read the material

>> No.22302940

>>22302691
Mummies v Kephris
The servant wars begin.

>> No.22302943

>>22302871
>>22302905
>>22302919
>>22302923
>>22302934
get a succubus

>> No.22302954
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>>22302943
Begone, thot.

>> No.22302957

>>22302845
>They call me Julietta, and my horn - it's bone, it can't be sensitive
>Oh you... silly girl
t. not Russian, I could be missing something

>> No.22302965

>>22302954
>male monster
Begone shitter.

>> No.22302972
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>>22302943
"no"

>> No.22302974

>>22302965
It's just a black guy with bad teeth, don't be insensitive

>> No.22302985

>>22302974
I wonder how many ugly human males were alped simply because everybody thought they were monsters.

>> No.22302986

>>22302974
Or a peircing

>> No.22302995

>>22302972
I want this but with the positions swapped and the girl being a (still Eros-aligned) hellhound

>> No.22302996

loli lamia that you can wear as an over-sized belt!

>> No.22303015

>>22302995
Hellhounds are severely overrated.

>> No.22303023
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Big tall Ochis who are stoic and serious and most certainly do not want to cuddle with their Aruji-dono in bed!

>> No.22303026

>>22303015
You will die by my hands

>> No.22303031

>>22302972
I want to do this with my nun wife in front of the entire congregation of Hathor, Eros, FG supporters.

>> No.22303052
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>>22302996

>> No.22303062

Very long lamia

>> No.22303064

>>22302996
big snakes for big hugs

>> No.22303075

Gremlin that only builds juice blenders

>> No.22303098

>>22303075
Show her Juicero to piss her off.

>> No.22303110

>>22303052
>Your lamia daughteru when you tell her she can't marry you

>> No.22303144

>>22303075
I can see a Gremlin hosting a "Can it blend" show.

>> No.22303156

>>22303015
Hellhounds are just as rated as they deserve to be.
The weak should fear the strong.

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>> No.22303184
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>>22303062
They're pretty great.

>> No.22303197

>>22303184
She's cute.

>> No.22303200
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How long would a sandworm be in her shrunken form?

>> No.22303217
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Worship grapesnake.

>> No.22303223

What happens if a gazer and owl mage try to hypnotize the same man?

>> No.22303234
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>>22303217
No.

>> No.22303237

>>22303223
He gets multi personality disorder and each personality marries a girl..

>> No.22303238 [SPOILER] 
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How would a hatter react if you did this in front of her?

>> No.22303248

>>22303234
LET MY PEOPLE GO

>> No.22303253
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>> No.22303257

>>22303200
No more than a couple hours for a date or night out on the town

>> No.22303265

>>22303253
I want a harem of bicorns

>> No.22303268
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>>22303248
Yeah okay.

>> No.22303271

>>22303257
I was talking about size. Guess I should've been more specific.

>> No.22303272
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>>22302192
>>22302781
>>22302806

>> No.22303279

>>22303271
Roughly the same length of a lamia, 30 ft

>> No.22303289

>>22303272
Did you draw this?

>> No.22303311

>>22303265
Good luck deciding which wife goes first.
>>22303289
>filename
Take a wild guess.

>> No.22303318

Fucking an angry dragon. That can never end well.

>> No.22303327
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bird maids

>> No.22303333

>>22303318
That's not true anon, it's hard to still be angry after getting a womb full of hot cum!

>> No.22303336
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>>22303318
Her anger will dissipate during the dicking, then be completely gone during the afterglow.

>> No.22303364
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>>22303327

>> No.22303370

>>22303327
Bird love: The wholesome love of the bird

>> No.22303380
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22303380

Here's my translation of all the character quotes from the new book https://pastebin.com/npHtp0yv
Saida looks most interesting to me so maybe I'll do something from that part next.

>> No.22303385

>>22303380
Thank you friend.

>> No.22303389

>>22303380
Thank you based translater anon.

>> No.22303394

>>22303380
Thank you. Hopefully one day we'll actually have translations for all current jap-only content.

>> No.22303397

>>22303380
>smells like fish

>> No.22303417
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>still no deep one monster girl that starts out human looking but slowly turns into a fish-goddess girl

>> No.22303430

>>22303417
What would she transform her husband into?

>> No.22303432

>>22303430
I dunno. Maybe another fish person so they can dive to the bottom of Devil Reef together.

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>>22303380
Nice.

>> No.22303461

>>22303417
I wanna fuck a fish girl. Should I go to Innsmouth to catch one?

>> No.22303469

>>22303461
>Innsmouth girls are super conservative and all about raising a family
>insist you move into town and go to all the festivals
>next thing you know it's 2 am and the entire town is drunk with eldritch power and only Dagon knows how many tentacles are invovled

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>>22303176
Hmm

>> No.22303537

You think you're special?

>> No.22303556
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>>22303380
>Asura Mythra

This sea witch's name is as awesome as her appearance.

And the flow kelp sounds so lonely...

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>>22303537
I could be special needs

>> No.22303588

>>22303526
Ratas like the ol twig and berries

>> No.22303589

>>22303537
Not at all, I'm a subhuman.

>> No.22303591
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22303591

>>22303537
Not really. But I do like cute monstergirls.

>> No.22303592

>>22303537
No. I don't really think of myself much at all.

>> No.22303607

>>22303591
Eros girls are so fucking good.

>> No.22303613

>>22303607
We need more of them.

>> No.22303618

>>22303526
I wonder what her hair and fluffy ears feel like rubbing against there.

>> No.22303620

>>22303537
I think so. I’m one member of a group of less than 2000 people and unique within that group.

>> No.22303637

>>22303537
I guess so. Is it special to not have a favorite anything?

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>>22303537
Ah hell yeah I am.

>> No.22303674

Tsurara-onna needs more love.

>> No.22303693

>>22303184
I want to oil her.

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22303695

Being desired is probably the best thing about monstergirls. I wouldn't be able to resist a girl ogling me and salivating over the thought of seeing me naked and getting to touch me with her hands all she wants.

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>>22303674

>> No.22303701

>>22303613
I agree. We need an Eros High tier angel Seraphim now.

>> No.22303711
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>>22303695
>pretty and kind girl can't keep her hands off of you

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What's the deal with dark matter husbands? Do they transform into the dark mass like a chaos transformation, or do they just become powerful incubi? Quoting from the profile:
>When they find a human man, they envelop him with the black orb, making it flow into the man.
>the man is instantly transformed into a powerful incubus.
>the man will end up giving in to desire, having sex with the remaining part of the dark matter, as a substitute for the black orb.

>> No.22303726

>>22303719
It’s the same as Khepri. You absorb the mass, get jacked up on mana, then fuck the hell out of them.
There’s no transformation involved. The last part just says that now (You) are the dickthrone for the girl (the “remaining part”), instead of an orb.

>> No.22303734

>>22303719
You become a powerful incubus and they lose the orb.

>> No.22303737

>>22303726
No powers at all then, just a superhuman man and woman being hotdogging it in a demon realm. Disapointing.

>> No.22303744
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>Go to Sadpanda
>"Error 503 Backend fetch failed"

>> No.22303747
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>>22303737
Presumably, the husband can summon the tentacles at will.

>> No.22303751
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>>22303744
"The 503 Service Unavailable error is an HTTP status code that means the website's server is simply not available right now. Most of the time, it occurs because the server is too busy or because there's maintenance being performed on it"

>> No.22303755

>>22303744
They told you that it would be online for another six months and then that was it. You did save all your favorites, right?

>> No.22303762
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>>22303755
But that was three months ago.

>> No.22303766

>>22303762
And three months wasn't enough?

>> No.22303768

>>22303747
>Presumably
Is there anything at all that supports that?

>> No.22303771

Honestly, Dark Matters should be retconned into Chaos cultists. It'd fix this entire argument.

>> No.22303773

>>22303737
Being superhuman IS the power.
You get enough magical fuel that it would make a lilim blush.

>> No.22303778

>>22303768
Because they're elementals.

>> No.22303780

>>22303771
What at all do they have to do with Chaos?

>> No.22303781

>>22303780
The husband turned into the black goo is a chaos cultist thing.

>> No.22303785

>>22303781
But they don't turn into black goo.

>> No.22303791

>>22302393
>Happy Birthday Mom!
>I love you Mom!
>There's no other woman for me mom, so marry me!
>We need to have as many children as possible!

>> No.22303792

>>22303737
You have enough raw magic that you can will those tentacles/goo back into being as an extension of yourself, or any other transformation and/or "stand" that you desire.

>> No.22303796

>>22303778
I mean sure, but manipulating mamono mana is pretty much exactly what normal magic is.

>> No.22303800

>>22303052
>"But daddy, why can't I wrestle with cousin anon? We were only playing like how you and mommy were the other night!"

>> No.22303819

>>22303751
Looks like her backend is busy with service

>> No.22303866
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>>22303737
Someone clearly hasn't read the elemental handbook from World Guide 2.

> And a dark matter grants her own power to the man who became her beloved husband, or rather, “covenanter”. Men who become covenanters become able to freely manipulate the black object, a mass of mamono mana which is regarded as the element of darkness, which dark matters, including the author, ride on, as if it were a part of their own body.

>> No.22303915

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please don't laugh at the valks when they speak.
Yes, it may be a thick, swedish accent but that still doesn't mean you can laugh.

>> No.22303928

>>22303781
They don't turn into the orb. Like the Khepri, the Dark Matter just pumps mana into you until you're a superpowered incubus.
>>22303747
Any incubus or monster that reaches a certain threshold can generate demonic energy the same way Lilims, Dark Matters, and Kuroferuru's Sabbath branch do. It's becoming less special over time.

>> No.22303936
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22303936

>sadpanda is back
Thank god.

>> No.22303943

>>22303936
Remove chromatic aberration.

>> No.22303950

>>22303936
>Still nothing new
Yawn

>> No.22303961
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>> No.22303967

>>22303928
>Any incubus or monster that reaches a certain threshold can generate demonic energy the same way Lilims, Dark Matters, and Kuroferuru's Sabbath branch do. It's becoming less special over time.

You mean the "dark matter" spell? I wouldn't say its available to "any" incubus or monster. It takes more than just power to cast high level spells. Heck, dark matter isn't even a max cost when it comes to mana, rather it is max difficulty.

Also, covenanters using an equivalent spell of the element they have a covenant with will use a stronger version of the spell, so dark matter covenanters still have a special edge.

And lastly, its noted most men don't learn nymphomancy. They're primarily spells learned by monsters.

>> No.22303976

>>22303866
No, I haven't. I've mostly read WG3 spells and magic. I enjoyed reading about the magic tattoos/dark inscriptions just recently.

>> No.22303979
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>> No.22304001
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22304001

Wolfu butt.

>> No.22304015

>>22303915
I'd be more likely to drool.

>> No.22304016

>>22304001
Wolfu butt are for to play the bongos on.

>> No.22304022

>>22304001
all doggos are for doggystyle! Wolfus and Vulpines included.

>> No.22304024
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22304024

Fuck the succ (boat).

>> No.22304039

>>22302688
Who even the fuck is that supposed to be.

>> No.22304043
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22304043

>No childhood friend snek who makes it clear you belong to her.

>> No.22304059
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>>22304043
Sexy snek!

>> No.22304061

>>22303961
Lilims are shit!

>> No.22304070
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>> No.22304075

>>22304070
Haughty shortstacks deserve being made into good house wives and cum dumps!

>> No.22304084

>>22304070
why so angery

>> No.22304091

>>22304043
what's so great about being a big tough monster girl's property?

>> No.22304093

>>22304075
She's almost literally asking for it with those horns.

>> No.22304094

>>22303915
I‘d rather hear a Finnish White Horn speak. Or rather, not speak.

>> No.22304096

>>22304084
you hurt her feelings by being way taller than her

>> No.22304098

>>22304091
You're protected and loved?

>> No.22304100

>>22304098
you can get that without being owned

>> No.22304104
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>>22303943
No

>> No.22304109

>>22304091
Your life has purpose

>> No.22304112
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>>22303943
what's chromatic aberration?

>> No.22304130

>>22304109
you're not a very tough man if you can't find a purpose without your waifu. hellhounds would assault weak boys like you easily no problem. but i'm a very self-conscious guy so i need to be a well-rounded and super chad so i can be happy and adventurous all the time.

>> No.22304137

>>22304130
>hellhounds would assault weak boys like you easily no problem
Yeah most of us know, that's kind of the point.

>> No.22304143

>>22304112
You know how those VHS effects where there’s a little green outline to one side and one red outline to the other? It’s like that. People sometimes overuse it in an effort to be spooky.

>> No.22304151

>>22304143
>where there’s a little green outline to one side and one red outline to the other?
Its blue-red, anon.

>> No.22304153

>>22304137
i can't argue with preferences but i still don't like the idea of being property or a slave. feels like a woman's position.

>> No.22304164

>>22304112
Scientifically speaking, it’s the result of a lens diffracting the light entering it. This causes the exit angles of the different wavelengths of light to differ and the color to “spread out”.

>> No.22304170

>>22304153
You're the one who asked though so if you don't like it why did you care enough to ask in the first place then mock when someone gave you an answer?

>> No.22304172

>>22304151
What?

>> No.22304173

>>22302321
hull zero three

>> No.22304176

>>22304153
I adapt to that stuff pretty quickly.

>> No.22304200
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>Order nun: those monsters won't be able to corrupt me now that I've got my anti-corruption suit

>> No.22304207

>>22304200
>anti-corruption suit
>bought directly from Definitely Not TanukiCorp I Swear™

>> No.22304210

>>22304200
I would like to corrupt this nun with my dick!

>> No.22304212

>>22304200
The suit is making me feel corrupt and giving me corrupt thoughts

>> No.22304214

>>22304212
That’s how you know it’s working! You’re getting corrupted instead of her!

>> No.22304222

>>22304200
If KDF's ramblings have taught me anything is that latex is the most wholesome thing in existence.

>> No.22304232
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22304232

There's no better fate than getting ganged up on by a group of desperately horny holsts. Just imagine hours upon hours of getting smothered in their tits, suckling their breasts, making out with them, getting licked all over by them, getting sucked off by them, and filling up all their holes with cum. You're gonna come out reeking of holst spit, pussy, and milk

Don't underestimate these cows. They are minotaurs after all.

>> No.22304235

how do i draw a man getting raped by a monster girl without making it look cringe-inducing? my mind is being driven wild by this fetish of mine from lack of monster-girl-on-man rape. i seek that thrill that i got from watching rape scenes from berserk, goblin slayer, and other shit. i really want to see doujins or anything of various mamono raping men so bad it's killing me, holy shit. i'm sorry if this is very weird thing to say but i just don't know how to be honest with my desire.

>> No.22304243
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>>22304235
You can destroy fetishes by not playing into them, and ignoring them, anon.

>> No.22304244

>>22304235
Just have her on top, with glaring eyes and drool dripping from her mouth.

>> No.22304249

>>22304232
This but an Undead horde

>> No.22304250

>>22304235
reverse anal

>> No.22304254

>>22304235
Easy
Don't draw it as rape, just draw cuddle fucking

>> No.22304263

>Dragonia Immigration Bureau
1-1. Daily Life Information Section
Often human men who arrived in Dragonia for tourism, during their sightseeing, find wonderful mamono companions and decide to stay in this country on an ongoing basis. In the Empire of Dragons, we widely welcome such demonic husbands and wives, and to make the lives of a couple of new citizens in the Empire even better, we have created the Immigration Bureau. Among the visitors to this immigration bureau there are even those who come here with only what they were wearing.

>In addition, for a person who abruptly decided to live in Dragonia, that is, in a new place that he knows nothing about, it is natural to feel some anxiety. The section "Information about everyday life" was created just for those people who suffer from some anxiety, for men who were instantly fascinated by the local dragon-girls. It is also intended for young innocent monsters that came to us just a few days ago, we just talk to them about “life”

>1-2. Citizenship registration
There is no need for a complicated procedure, such as providing documents, or a detailed examination at the “Registration of Citizenship”, conducted by the Immigration Bureau! Before us, a person should only show the "form" of love for mamon and just get a sign of "sexually active consent" in response. That's all, registration is complete. The most common action for demonstrating love is still a hot kiss with Mamono Of course, if you don’t mind what we all will watch, you can do obscenities in this place A hot and passionate relationship with Mamono is the quality that we are looking for those who want to obtain the citizenship of Dragonia, a country that was built by hand-holding people and dragons For the demonic couple who completed the registration of citizenship, we provide real estate and some area of ​​land nearby - their new home in the Dragon Empire for the honeymoon of the "newlywed demonic couple."

Dragonia is really turning out to be the best place in MGEland and Dragonfags might end up being the guys who have it easiest in MGE.

You only need to show up at the immigration office and he gets a Dragon Girl to marry immediately and a home. And he likely can also describe his ideal Dragon Girl and a Dragon like that will come.

>> No.22304271

>Succubus' Key
>The power of the key effects not the door but the entire "room", it protects against all intruders from the outside, for example even if invading from the door or window, or breaking the walls or cieling etc. disturbances cannot enter the pink haze.
Sounds like it could make the ideal closed room for a series of rapes made by a mystery-obsessed sabbath!

>> No.22304286

>>22303711
oh my, that fox's hair and tail look so soft and warm. I wanna become her friend and have fun with her!

>> No.22304288

>>22304200
imagine how sweaty she must be in there

>> No.22304289

>>22304271
What if the building is burning down?

>> No.22304309

>>22303979
Tradwife orcs are for breeding!

>> No.22304314

>>22304289
I'd say that would count as a "disturbance" and be blocked by the pink haze.

>> No.22304316

>>22302349
What a happy Jiangshi

>> No.22304320
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>>22304286
I want to fall asleep in her fluff.

>> No.22304330

>>22304263
>citizenship exam is just a big sloppy makeout with your MG wife-to-be
now this is an inmmigration policy I can get behind

>> No.22304333
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MtOpB5LlUA&t=3m45s

>> No.22304343

>>22304333
>winnie the pooh but they are all monstergirls, except for robin

>> No.22304344

>>22304333
>>22304343
You can't post this! Mr. Jinping will be very cross!!

>> No.22304349

>>22304343
>Oh bother... I'm so stuffed with fluff. I'm dummy thicc and the CLAP of my ASS CHEEKS alerted the bees...

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>>22304344
Oh god i like in Rencouver. I dont want to be PANDAD.

>> No.22304361

>>22304356
I will gladly accept any pandaning on your behalf.

>> No.22304377
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Dragon thighs.

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>>22304222
Based.

>> No.22304383
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>tfw no monstergirl to sleep with
>no lewd, just sleep
>tfw wake up and go to work once more, monstergirl-less

>> No.22304384

>>22303979
May I ask who the artist is? I can't seem to find him/her.

Twitter? DeviantArt?

>> No.22304387
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>>22304383
Nothing like a big, strong, excessively loyal Dog Girl.

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>>22304387
Dog girls are the goodest girls. Fluffy and cuddly, too.

>> No.22304405

>>22304396
What trend is he talking about?

>> No.22304414

>>22304396
I love this artists lips.

>>22304405
bubble tea.

>> No.22304422

>>22304384
Baalbuddy

>> No.22304425

>>22304387
Why is that volleyball smiling at me?

>> No.22304448

>>22304356
>Jun is working right now in a meaty panda monstergirl centered doujinshi
Beautiful
https://twitter.com/_J_u_n_/status/1187178994472349697

>> No.22304455

>>22304381
Little girls were built for wearing latex.

>> No.22304465

>>22304232
I agree with this 100%.

>> No.22304474
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>> No.22304488
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22304488

How do you escape when your oni gets the heart pupils?

>> No.22304494

>>22304488
get the legumes

>> No.22304496

>>22304488
offer her enough alcohol until she's too drunk to catch up to you and gets taken by another human man

>> No.22304497

Only 63 days until Christmas! Do you have any gifts in mind for your wife? How’s the time to start thinking about it.

>> No.22304499

>>22304497
It couldn't wait until after halloween?

>> No.22304505

>>22302169
she is annoyed and worried by my inability to be in the present and truly experience things. she tries very hard to help, but I'm not fixed yet. dissociative daydreaming is a bitch and a half.

>> No.22304514

>>22304499
Santa Nookie would have you shopping in July if she could.

>> No.22304516

>>22304381
tell me what the runes say

>> No.22304521
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22304521

>>22304496
>throwing your wife into another man's arms

>> No.22304525

>>22304521
oh shit i skipped passed that "your" part in his sentence, oops my bad

>> No.22304528

>>22304525
It's all daijoubu my man

>> No.22304533

>>22304488
Tell her to fetch her big tiddy muscluar sister.

>> No.22304563

What way do you guys think aphrodite/venus swing in the demon lord vs chief god war?

>> No.22304565
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22304565

I really suck at fighting so I could never get a Hinezumi waifu..... but I really, REALLY want to fuck a Hinezumi with abs.

>> No.22304573

>>22304565
Splash one and take her while she's wet. Just keep her away from ladders or babies and be the first to say that you don't want any trouble.

>> No.22304575

>>22304563
Same as Eros. Technically neutral, but love often benefits the monsters more.

>> No.22304587

>>22303537
I don't. But I hope my wife does

>> No.22304610

>>22304575
You would think the chief god would give the boot to the goddess that benefits massively from monster victory and is fine with her Angels monsterizing.

>> No.22304615
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22304615

>>22304263
Ordinary dragons are spectacular.

>> No.22304622

>>22304610
She's chief in name only. Her boot has no weight at the present.

>> No.22304636

>>22304263
I forget, do Ryu live in Dragonia? If they do, I know where I need to go.

>> No.22304653

>>22304263
>And he likely can also describe his ideal Dragon Girl and a Dragon like that will come.
>I have no clue I just want one to pick me up and fly me away so I can stop thinking.
The quickest way to be picked up, followed closely by "one that can successfully take on me".

>> No.22304668

>>22304636
Makes sense that they would.

>> No.22304699

>>22304263
>Dragonfags might end up being the guys who have it easiest in MGE.
Eh, not necessarily, for a couple reasons:
1. It’s all relative. If this is how easy immigration is to a place run by prideful dragons, imagine how it is in other exotic locales that have a bias towards more naturally accommodating species.
2. The place is fantastic, but there’s only one of it. And the MGE planet is massive compared to earth. Life may be easy street once you get there, but it’s going to be one hell of a journey to get there.
In fact I’d say you kinda prove your dedication to dragons just by showing up, since it means you traveled a long, long distance without deciding to settle at any of the other locales along the way, some of which are no doubt equally fantastic in their own ways.

>> No.22304705

>>22304610
The Chief has been for all intents and purposes overthrown, given how quickly the moment she became incapacitated Poseidon became a helper of monsters and Eros a benefitting monsters so much, it is very likely the other gods only obeyed the chiefs because they ruled through fear.

>> No.22304711

>>22304039
Iirc its a character beast made for an abandoned story

>> No.22304712

>>22304330
>registration is a kiss with a mamono
But what if a a particularly "pushy" dragon drags you there and makes you kiss her?

>> No.22304735

>>22304712
You’re already married, you just don’t realize it yet.
Remember what the world guide says about monsters whose body has already begun to recognize a man as their husband.

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22304748

Beeg plants.

>> No.22304753

>>22302169
I'm a super lazy and sloppy mastah

>> No.22304757

>>22304748
Western shit

>> No.22304769

>>22304735
>Dark Matter on the other side of the world recognizes me as husband through scrying over the world
What happens?

>> No.22304774

>>22304769
A mile wide path of demon realm draws a straight line across half the world to your doorstep. Or she could teleport, but that's no fun.

>> No.22304784

>>22304774
Would I start to feel her influence beforehand?

>> No.22304793

>>22304735
But i just met her a minute ago!

>> No.22304802

>>22304784
I doubt it. You'd get whatever half a mile or so grants you at the speed she'd likely be traveling. Past that, you could romanticize it a bit and say there could be a tingle on the back of your neck, but you wouldn't be afforded the time to do anything silly like run.

>> No.22304847

>>22302269
it's a shame every part of her is so developed except her tail

>> No.22304854

>>22304753
Wouldn't Kikis like that?

>> No.22304856

>>22304854
Kikis would hate that, shogs would lave lazy bastards.

>> No.22304860

>>22304854
Kikis want to make their masters perfect

>> No.22304870
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>Dragon Leia
>Affiliation: Dragon-Knight of Dragonia
>Character: Stubborn, proud (obedient, kind in certain conditions)

>She... Leia is a dragon who has lived alone for a very long time and therefore is familiar with people only by hearsay. It seems that she is trained as an guide, but it is worth talking to her and you will understand that she is the wildest of all dragon knights. After all, for her, human beings are still "creatures that need to be guarded and protected." And even during the tour, you can become the object of her overprotection, as the most valuable treasure.

Dragion warrior girl with abs that is also very protective. Yes!

>> No.22304871

>>22304860
And that's exactly why kiki>shog

>> No.22304873

>>22304860
Perfect at having sex with their maid

>> No.22304881

>>22304873
You're saying that as if it's not a valid dream to pursue

>> No.22304895

Kikis practice their control and tightness by clamping down on a dildo molded from their master's penis when he's off at work.

>> No.22304927

>>22304856
That's why I feel kind of conflicted about shogs. For me complete subservience without waifu pushing me towards being a better person doesn't feel like equal relationship, or relationship at all. On other hand, shogs have that indescribable allure that kikis don't, so there's that.

>> No.22304946

>>22304927
I can't do shogs because they'd be content to let you wallow in mediocrity or less. As far as I'm concerned, a nudge to be better and plenty of support (and sexual stress relief) would be ideal. And yeah, a more equal relationship is generally preferable. The eldritch ability to be whatever you want would be nice and all, but I'm willing to forego that.

>> No.22304958
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This thread is sponsored by the International Kikimora Housekeeping Association

>> No.22304976

>>22304958
>Implying they're wrong

>> No.22304981

>>22304976
It's not about being right or wrong, it's about letting everyone know that thisisapaidadvertisement.Iamarapedspokesperson.

>> No.22304986

>>22304958
How much to hire a loli Kiki?

>> No.22304988

>>22304981
It's still not wrong, even if it is a paid advertisement

>> No.22304989

I want to repeatedly cum inside a Hellhound until her belly has cumflated and her eyes get heart pupils.

>> No.22304992

>>22304986
Your first daughter must join their services to make up for her mother leaving once she comes of age

>> No.22304994

>>22304946
>I can't do shogs because they'd be content to let you wallow in mediocrity or less
Exactly, it just doesn't feel right, at all. After all, if you really love someone, you want what's best for them, right? And allowing them to stagnate or worse, encouraging their bad habits, is as far from 'the best' as it can be. And shogs basically do that to make their masters more dependant on them, which is actually the whole point, I know looks more like an obsession than true love. Either that, or shogs don't really understand what the fuck is this love thing is supposed to be like, so you'd have to teach her that.
Perfect maid would be shog with a mindset of kiki.

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>>22304992
>comes of age
I don't think I'll let that happen!

>> No.22305003

>>22304995
>Implying a cosmetic change can keep them from taking her away
You agreed to a contract. Now pay your due

>> No.22305009

>>22304958
>not the SKSR
You are no longer my Товарищ.

>> No.22305014

>>22304958
>kikis are diligent and responsible anough to organise their own association
Score one for team kiki yet again

>> No.22305019

>>22304988
Of course the message is still right, but our demon lawyers insist that we make sure anyone encountering our ads know that thisadwassponsoredbyTanukiCorp. Monsterpussyisknownbytheattorneygeneraltobeanaddictivesubstanceandmayleadtolove. You know, the usual stuff.

>> No.22305020

>>22304958
>Kikimora organised labour
The kiki union ensure that all masters end up marrying their maids

>> No.22305022

>>22304994
>Perfect maid would be shog with a mindset of kiki.
Hit her with a mindflayer. Wait. Would that work? You can't flay slime, can you? Can you flay a core? I assume the whole non-Euclidean thing wouldn't be an issue.

>> No.22305023

>>22305020
Only once she's tendicked that means once you've cum in her ten times you're contractually obligated to marry her.

>> No.22305033

>>22305014
And yet an organized proletariat is a blight upon society. One point from Kikidor.

>> No.22305036

>>22305022
>Hit her with a mindflayer
Uh, gotta help me out on that, Jimmy, what would that do, exactly?

>> No.22305037

>>22305033
not if they genuinely want to make the lives of their masters better

>> No.22305039

>>22305036
>what would that do, exactly?
Pretty much whatever the fuck you (both) want, mentally. Assuming it could be done.

>> No.22305042

>>22305022
Couldn't we just swap a shog core with a more tractable slime?
Like, find a dedicated maid, infect her with a pink slime, eject the shog core, shove the pink slime into the vacant hole.

>> No.22305045

>>22305039
Well I don't see why not. Stranger things have happened.

>> No.22305051

>>22305033
>an organized proletariat is a blight on society
>an organized blue collar class working to organize and elevate themselves above being nothing but the blue collar working class is a blight
Found the monopolist.

>> No.22305056

>>22305042
Anon, you shouldn't be attempting this level of SCIENCE without the supervision of a lich or something. For that matter, just leaving the parasite slime (I assume that's what you meant) in the maid seems like a decent middle ground. I don't recall pslimes having cores, so that'd just be weird.

>>22305051
Know your place, boyim.

>> No.22305057
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22305057

Got a new wife picture! Is your wife a big gal?

>> No.22305059

FUCC THE SUCC! FUCC THE SUCC! FUCC THE SUCC!

>> No.22305061

>>22305057
>>22305057
>>22305057
>>22305057

>> No.22305063

>>22305042
That's just nasty and bad.

>> No.22305068

>>22305056
I dunno. Just treat the maid as the core then.
>>22305063
The only thing nasty and bad is that that shog core ain't in the garbage bin yet.

>> No.22305070

>>22305023
Does anal count?

>> No.22305077

>>22305070
Of course! Any of a maid's four holes count. Not that it really matter; letting her bring you to orgasm once at all without marrying her will make you feel like you're kicking a Slavic chick-puppy so you'll feel obligated to marry her even if the contract doesn't dictate it.

>> No.22305078

>>22305068
>The only thing nasty and bad is that that shog core ain't in the garbage bin yet.
I know shogs are weird, but that's a bit excessive

>> No.22305081

>>22305068
I feel like you're better off imagining some insane shog who limits herself to mundane geometries wants a master who, while still silly, wants to become less so. The setting allows for that. Or you could do a hybrid of sorts, though a shog slime carrier sounds kind of terrifying.

>The only thing nasty and bad is that that shog core ain't in the garbage bin yet.
Now, now. We must be accepting.

>> No.22305082

>>22305077
>Marriage
Fuck that noise. Commitment over ceremony
>4 holes
>Mouth, pussy, asshole
What's the fourth?

>> No.22305083

>>22304263
Is this officially from the Dragonia stuff of MGE?

>> No.22305090

>>22305077
>letting her bring you to orgasm once at all without marrying her will make you feel like you're kicking a Slavic chick-puppy so you'll feel obligated to marry her even if the contract doesn't dictate it.
True that.

>> No.22305092 [DELETED] 

>>22305082
Marriage IS the commitment to a monster.

>"What's the fourth?"
>He doesn't know

>> No.22305095

>>22305082
Commitment IS the marirage to a monster.

>"What's the fourth?"
>He doesn't know

>> No.22305096

>>22305092
Just tell me what the fourth hole is, faggot. And remember we're talking about kikis, not manticores

>> No.22305109

>>22305061
I laughed really hard.

>> No.22305112

>>22305096
Manticores have five holes. Unfortunately, I'm not able to tell you what the fourth hole is; you'll have to spend a long, long time thinking about it. You have fallen for one of the basic tenets of Mai-Do.

>> No.22305131

>>22305077
Actually, you're right. I wouldn't last even one round without proposing to her.
To have sex with kiki ten times and still not want to make her as wife and never let go you'd have to have a literal heart of stone.

>> No.22305147

>>22305112
>You have fallen for one of the basic tenets of Mai-Do
who would be a stronger practitioner of Mai-Do, shog or kiki

>> No.22305201

>>22302845
Suck my bigger-than-yours dick

>> No.22305215

>>22305201
>bigger-than-yours
I'll need to see some proof as that is a BOLD claim.

>> No.22305270

>>22303380
Based spammer.

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>>22305057

>> No.22305404

I wanna breed a shortstack hinezumi

>> No.22305437
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22305437

Aroo?

>> No.22305446

Oh man, it sure would be embarrassing if a little fairy managed to overpower you and rape you, hahaha!

>> No.22305513
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>>22305083
Yes, a fair bit more has been fan translated on MGR: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewforum.php?f=40

>> No.22305583

>>22305513
So from what I understand, dragon girls will leave you unmolested after beating you in a fight if you're too weak for them.

What a bunch of pretentious whores!! How dare they!!
I deserve free sex!!

>> No.22305590

>>22305583
You don't just get to be a dragon layer on your first try, kid.

>> No.22305597

>>22305583
Uh I don't think anything says that about dragons in general. Some of them have lizardman-style values, but in general if they want a guy they won't care how weak he is, but they'll be dominant over him if he is weaker than them.

>> No.22305619 [DELETED] 

>>22305597
No fair! Just because they don't want to have sex with me doesn't mean they get to not have sex with me!

Cringe blue-pilled SJW feminazi bullshit

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>>22305619
Anon, please don't.

>> No.22305683

>>22305678
Shoggy sing me a song of Unknown Kadath

>> No.22305746

why are dragons so lewd?

>> No.22305752

>>22305746
Not many thoughts fit inside a reptile brain.

>> No.22305788

>>22303591
I love guided breast grabs

>> No.22305789

>>22303289
It's from a /tg/ drawthread from 2016.

>> No.22305794

>>22305789
>/tg/

>> No.22305797

>>22305789
>2016

>> No.22305805

>>22305794
>>22305797
>>/tg/thread/50946148#p50960358

>> No.22305809

>>22305797
>>2016
Ah 2016
Fresh out of uni and thinking I had a bright future ahead of me

>> No.22305831
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>>22305683
There was a guy called Randolph Carter,
He searched for the Unknown Kadath.
Long was his journey and arduous.
Did he found what he searched for?
Who the fuck knows.
Such is the life in the Dreamlands.

>> No.22305847

>>22305446
It would be pretty amazing.

>> No.22305849

>>22305831
>song has no tune, no rhymes
>black water is falling off of my walls now
T-thanks Shoggy

>> No.22305853

>>22305081
Ah shog carrier would be the ultimate maid.:

>> No.22305900

>>22304699
Do you think monster friendly villages have districts designed to emulate other cultures? Like, our Chinatowns, is there a Little Zipangu in every major city where all the Yokai live?

>> No.22305912

>>22305900
Maybe but I doubt it's been globalized enough. That would definitely start happening after the demon lord fully wins.

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>> No.22305945

>>22305926
Dumb naked corpse.

>> No.22305969
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>> No.22305983
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>>22304263
>Dragonia is really turning out to be the best place in MGEland and Dragonfags might end up being the guys who have it easiest in MGE.

They can keep it.

I like the Romeo-and-Juliet aspect of monstergirl relations: that you're from different worlds (human town vs. live in a fucking swamp), that to start with you're terrified and disgusted by her, that you have different ideas of relationship dynamics (something normal vs. breeding slave), that if you try to cohabit human zealots will try to crucify her, that despite all this you want to protect each others' smile...

Just getting handed your comfy laifu with your selected waifu on Day 1 seems like, idk, missing the point

>> No.22305990

thick tailed mg's are to be proposed to by putting a big ring on her tail

>> No.22305997
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>>22304565
Fight with your mind, not with your fists.
Concealed bucket of water and she's your smolmaus to rape to your heart's content

>> No.22306014

>>22305983
>Just getting handed your comfy laifu with your selected waifu on Day 1 seems like, idk, missing the point
I worked hard enough for it by not killing myself when I was born to this world where dragons aren't available. Lasting long enough for the portals to open makes me a champion of life.

>> No.22306019

>>22305983
Why not have both? Dragonia can just be your eventual destination once all the early troubles you mentioned are dealt with.

>> No.22306028

>>22305997
Best make sure its a big bucket and that you aim well. A lot of anons seems to ignore that the profile says "a lot" of water has to be poured on them to take advantage of the weakness.

>> No.22306049
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>>22306019
The first critter to jump out of the swamp and rape you isn't an "early trouble" anon, she's your waifu who shows you the error of your power-fetishizing ways with her body until you realise you didn't really want a dragon girl anyway.

>> No.22306055
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22306055

>portals open
>monstergirls arrive
>they're AHOBAKA's monstergirls

>> No.22306057

>>22305853
Just shog would be more than enough.

>> No.22306065

>>22306049
I was more assuming the scenario was a wild dragon passing over a town and spotting a villager she liked the look of (the profile notes this sort of thing does happen). Cue kidnapping and the various things listed by the earlier anon.

>> No.22306069

>>22306055
>off topic image
Retard

>> No.22306095

>>22305945
Rude

>> No.22306096

>>22306055
His vanilla doujins are fine. As long as it was only them it would be okay.

>> No.22306115

>>22306055
Fuck off.

>> No.22306142
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22306142

Give me drinks

>> No.22306165

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/77447755
I want a succ to fuck me like this.

>> No.22306167
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22306167

echidna's made mariomaker

>> No.22306173
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>>22306142
What kind do you want?

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>>22306167

>> No.22306190

>>22306142
Is that thing on the top right even a bottle?
And if yes whats in it?
>>22306173
Pomegranate cider

>> No.22306200

>>22306167
Echidnas idea of home makeover is adding a 7 floor dungeon to it

>> No.22306227
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Beware the loli cows

>> No.22306237

>>22306227
Why? She looks totally harmless.

>> No.22306270

>>22306188
I don't get it.

>> No.22306274

>>22306270
Because echidnas are really fertile, get it?

>> No.22306279

>>22302161
How does it feel to get BLUEBERRY'd?

>> No.22306286

>>22306274
Fertilizer is made with poop.

>> No.22306297
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>> No.22306305

>>22306165
God I wish a Salamander would do that to me.

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>>22306237
That's what she wants you to think

>> No.22306329

>>22305853
Have you even considered shog-queen?

>> No.22306350

>>22306329
He might be on the right track if you consider a Kikimora Shog-carrier.

>> No.22306361
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22306361

I wonder how happy she will get if I pulled out my sword with either of us saying a word

>> No.22306368

>>22306350
That's just maid overload

>> No.22306399
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22306399

What does shark milk taste like?

>> No.22306419

>>22306399
rancid milk but the good kind

>> No.22306424
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>>22306368
just how I like it.

>> No.22306427

>>22306399
Equally important question:
Do those funbags have the sharkskin effect?

>> No.22306432

>>22306424
>Meido Adventure 2: Battle

>> No.22306433

>>22306419
You mean buttermilk?

>> No.22306435

>>22305082
You fuck her heart with kindness and caring
but not with your pp because that's gross

>> No.22306450

>>22305082
pee-hole

>> No.22306453

>>22306433
buttermilk is the leftover fluids when churning butter. i doubt the mershark is made of butter

>> No.22306455

>>22306424
Argh, why do they both have to be so pretty.

>> No.22306461
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>>22306361
It would be funny if an extremely powerful adventurer beat her and refused to marry her because she was the weak one. Her training for a rematch would make a good tv show

>> No.22306472

>>22306453
Sure she is. All sea creatures have blubber to keep them warm in cold water!

>> No.22306495

>>22306435
>You fuck her heart with kindness and caring
So basically the same thing kiki does to her master

>> No.22306539

>>22306461
I want to accidentally make a warrior loli harem

>> No.22306604

>>22306424
Not gonna lie, for all her faults I'd still pick shog over kiki.

>> No.22306658

>>22306329
Just a shog carrier.

>>22306350
This kiki shog carrier is the ultimate.

>> No.22306664

Maidpill me guys. Why would I want a maid waifu?

>> No.22306694

>>22306664
Why wouldn't you?

>> No.22306698

>>22306664
pampering mastah is the purest form of love.

>> No.22306711
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>>22306664
I honestly don’t know why you’d want a maid when the alternative is a wife.
They do have nice outfits, but nothing stops roleplay.

>> No.22306738

>>22306711
That was my sentiment, and part of why I asked. I wondered if I was missing something.

>>22306694
I'm just wondering what sets maids apart from other mamono.

>>22306698
But Wurms, Devils, Dryads, Nurarihyon, and Runya Familiars pamper their husbands as well.

>> No.22306740

>>22306711
Y’know, I only just now noticed that heart in the tails. Truly this is peak maid.

>> No.22306745

>>22306664
>>22306698
A loyal maid always staying by your side...
Doing her best for you...
You'll feel immense gratitude, and wish there would be something you could do for her in return.

>> No.22306756

>>22306745
But all mamono are loyal, and would always stay by your side. And quite a few actively do their best at anything they do.
What makes maids stand out?

>> No.22306770

>>22306664
kikimora pussy tastes good

>> No.22306773

>>22306424
I want MAMONO MANA or magical items to give a small kiki that shog's breasts. Then I want to keep going.

>> No.22306779

>>22306770
Wouldn't any mamono?

>> No.22306790

>>22306745
A wife arguably fits all of that to an even greater degree.

>> No.22306808

>>22306773
Big meaty kiki?

>> No.22306811

>>22306779
Yes, but kiki pussy is part of a balanced breakfast.

>> No.22306822

>>22306756
>But all mamono are loyal, and would always stay by your side.
Hah.

>> No.22306833

>>22306808
Not necessarily, the juxtaposition there just triggered my breast expansion fetish and made me imagine a kiki that, when given a horn hair band, could easily be mistaken for a cosplaying holst.

>> No.22306840

>>22306779
large slug pussy tastes really sour.

>> No.22306864

>>22306790
>>22306664
>>22306756
I was under the impression we were talking about the maid fetish in general.
Oh yeah, of course the romance of master servant relationship and overcoming the status barrier.
For mge it's just combining two fetishes and giving your waifu some sort of a backstory.
In mge nearly anything could apply to everything if you wanted it hard enough.

>> No.22306865

>>22306424
I think Kikis and Shogs compliment each other so wonderfully. A Kiki to push you to be your best because she believes in you, a Shog to catch you when you can't quite make it and just need to rest. I normally feel really guilty about bigamy and harems but for whatever reason I can easily imagine a really happy family with the maids, at least after initial slice-of-life misunderstandings and rivalry.

>> No.22306942

>>22306865
It's not like a kiki wouldn't still comfort you if you failed. I doubt an earnest best effort would invoke stern maid mode if you just weren't quite good enough. The real difference between kiki and shog temperament is that a kiki will push you to try and rape you if you don't. Speaking strictly of profile personality defaults, if you actually want to do stuff just a kiki is all you need.

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22306943

Real dead hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjhXuB-qpBs

>> No.22306979

>>22306942
Sure, but if you told a Shog "I am going to try X, please support me without carrying me" then she would do so too. I guess I see Kikis closer to mothers, where their primary interest is "raising" you and having fun is distinctly second place, whereas Shogs are closer to big sisters, where their primary interest is having fun with you while "raising" you is distinctly second place. You kind of need both to be a better person while also being happy.

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>>22306943

>> No.22307023

>>22306991
What is that? A fish?

>> No.22307036

if i had pups, i'd hope i don't have a loli kobold humping my leg like some dogs do because it'll look weird

>> No.22307048

>>22306979
>she would do so too.
After being told to, if she even understands fully how to do that. Meanwhile, the kiki would always be on the lookout for ways to help better you and she would understand or proactively work to understand. That's the rub, "raising" you isn't on a shog's agenda at all, not second, third, or fourth place. I don't know how many would agree with that last sentence, either; a caring big sister is a nicety, but hardly a requirement for happiness in success. It's not like there wouldn't be plenty of fun with a kiki along the road or once you reach your destination, either.

>> No.22307054

>>22307023
An ascidian.

>> No.22307056

>>22307036
What would your kobold waifu look like?

>> No.22307061
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I'd let my shog do the most kinky shit to me, like enveloping me whole and fucking me from inside herself

>> No.22307075
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>> No.22307118
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>>22307061
> I'd let my shog do the most kinky shit to me
You wanna get eldritch horrors?
'Cos that's how you get eldritch horrors.

>> No.22307127

>>22306539
>warrior loli harem
>airhead loli Salamander
>serious loli Ochimusha
>tsundere loli Amazon
All with similar bodies to that Salamander picture

>> No.22307133

>>22307075
>two pussies fucking a bitch.

>> No.22307135

>>22307118
Please Shoggy keep it 20 words or less.

>> No.22307134

>>22307118
>You wanna get eldritch horrors?
That's a common nickname for shoglets, so he probably does.

>> No.22307143

>>22307048
I don't necessarily mean a mother or big sister is required for success and happiness, but a "let's work" and "let's play/relax" balance is necessary. So in Work Mode, I imagine a Kiki acting like a secretary taking care of all your mindless busywork like printing while you do the hard stuff on your super-efficient Shogware computer, while in "Relaxation/Play Mode" you do silly things like have a Shog watergun fight while the Kiki fondly watches on and makes sure you don't injure yourselves. And even then, I imagine the Kiki teaching the Shog about "proper" maid techniques and the Shog teaching the Kiki how to loosen up sometimes. Though at that point I'm probably going to deep into developing individual waifus rather than interpreting the profile as written.

>> No.22307147

>>22307133
LEWD

>> No.22307166

>>22307127
Exactly, all very bottom heavy pears after me when I beat them in battle.

>> No.22307169

I want to corrupt a hardened battle nun with my dick!

>> No.22307176

>>22306270
It means she’s shit

>> No.22307191

Would you rather have all your household items turn into tsukumogami (and have a harem), or have a shog assimilate everything in your house and including your whole house?
or have shog assimilating all your tsukumogami and have tsumogamicarrier/parasite-shog-queen?

>> No.22307205

>>22307191
I’d rather have my one (1) wife.

>> No.22307207

>>22307191
Y'know, growing up with shit like 'Toy Story' and 'The Christmas Toy' left me living life under the assumption of the former.

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>> No.22307212

>>22307143
>I'm probably going to deep into developing individual waifus rather than interpreting the profile as written.
That's it. You probably would expect more out there fun with a shog rather than a kiki, though. You know, aside from the eldritch stuff.

>> No.22307213

>>22307191
What about a Shog Carrier that has incorperated everything, but is not a queen. Is that a possible answer?

>> No.22307225

>>22307205
Who is she?

>> No.22307237

>>22307213
sure

>> No.22307254

>>22307225
Does it matter?
I just think that most situations like that would be far too ‘busy’ to be enjoyable.
We’d already have our hands full with each other/our professions/the kids, multiplying that by several other wives just sounds excessive and takes away from her.

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>>22306279
Quite comfy, actually.

>> No.22307302

>>22307036
yeah wouldn’t that be super weird to want haha

>> No.22307331

>>22307286
I like the idea of life with a laid back demon.

>> No.22307427

>>22307331
I now imagined a demon with a backward cap eating crazy dips saying: Anon lets do something radical.

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>>22304870
Remember to always mouth to mouth feed your Dragon bodyguard waifu and tell her how safe you feel with her.

>> No.22307439
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>> No.22307505

>>22306327
delet

>> No.22307523

>>22306327
>When the unripe fruit picks you

>> No.22307527

>>22307439
Gonna get my doughragon sweets!

>> No.22307537

>>22306461
Going to defeat a lolimander and tell her to come back when she's got a little bit more meat to her bones.

>> No.22307585

>>22307302
Haha

>> No.22307593

Cursed Sword Apophis

>> No.22307599

>>22307537
Anon no! She may come back a pai loli or, worse, fat!

>> No.22307600

>>22307593
i almost read that as cursed apple

>> No.22307607

MG waifus for the enterprising conqueror?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo9buo9Mtos

>> No.22307641

What's the strong point of your wife/wives appearance?

>> No.22307658

>>22304263
Okay just to be clear, that is from the MGE World Guide about Dragonia yes?

If so, can I has source or link to that please?

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>>22307641
Nobody wants to cause trouble around you, because no one wants to start a fight with someone twice their size and venom to boot.

>> No.22307703

>>22307658
http://www.monstergirlsredux.com/viewforum.php?f=40

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>>22307641
I am not sure.I would say its her sllime, but at the same time it might her garb.

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>>22307641
Her abs.

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>>22307641
>Unagi Joro
Exotic features that are interesting to touch but not entirely distracting most of the time, knows how to slut up normal clothes which absolutely destroys my dick.

>Hakutaku
BIG FUCKIN' TITTIES and a figure so bodacious and soft even normal clothes look hot. Some floof is also a bonus.

>Demon
Blue skin, black sclera, and her demonic motif makes anything you do with her feel forbidden. There are also a good number of monster bits to feel up which also act as erogenous zones and she knows how to pick out her gear for sexy time.

>> No.22307790
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>tfw no dragon momster

>> No.22307816

>>22307790
Wurms make the best momsters!

>> No.22307822

>>22307816
>tfw you graduate high school before your Wurm momster

>> No.22307856

Umi Osho trying to help with a man's chelonaphobia would be quite an experience for both of them

>> No.22307884

>>22304263
Too bad I'm not into dragons.

>> No.22307912

>>22307778
Based

>> No.22307929

>Be a soldier from the turn of the era
>Notice all the monsters your were supposed to fight and kill are suddenly turning into beautiful, loving women
>Ambassadors from the Royal Demon Realm are proclaiming an era of peace between man and monster
>You remember your captain told you about how his wife and children were killed by monsters long ago
>You go out to search for him, and find him kneeling in front of the grave of his deceased family in full combat gear
>He gets up and turns around, walking towards you. He says he can’t live in peace with monsters after what they did to him
>He draws his sword and asks for one final fight with you, a duel to the death to put him to rest

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>>22307641

>> No.22307935

>>22307641
The thighs. She wears stockings and heels, and always crosses her legs and sits like a Queen while she "Ohohohoho"s.

>> No.22307947

>>22307537
Going to defeat a lolimander, get too turned on by her athletic pear body and teach her what sex is like on the spot. And when she comes back with an another challenge like nothing happened the next day, give in to lust even further and conquer her ass too.

>> No.22307951

>>22307933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AkZV6FxK3Y

>> No.22307960

>>22307641
The song more than a feeling

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>>22307951

>> No.22307975

>>22307935
Vampire?

>> No.22307982

>>22307929
>before you can even pull your sword a hand burst from the ground.
>Suddenly a few more
>before you even know it his wife and children come back to life.
>seeing this miracle causes him to break down.
>crying into his newly revived wifes bosom.
>The love is so great a houri pops into existence as a result.
>Can do nothing but watch the entire family reunite.

>> No.22307984

>>22307641
She's very tall.

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>> No.22307996

>>22307975
Dark Slime, but I wouldn't mind if she cosplayed a Vamp for me.

>> No.22308048
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F___ ratas?

>> No.22308056

>>22308048
FAT

>> No.22308058

>>22308048
Fluff

>> No.22308060

>>22307987
I do not like this picture its smug aura mocks me and lilims are SHIT!

>> No.22308063

>>22308048
-unny

>> No.22308087
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22308087

which youkais are shrine maidens cool with and which youkais are shrine maidens hateful towards?

>> No.22308107

>>22308048
Funky!

>> No.22308108
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>>22308087

>> No.22308115

if my waifu dies and comes back as an undead do I get to keep the insurance money?

>> No.22308125

>>22308087
I don't care, I just want to hang with the soft librarian.

>> No.22308135

>>22308115
I don't think that insurance companies would cover monsters that can come back from the dead

>> No.22308141

>>22308135
Pesky Tanuki. Someone should show them who's boss!

>> No.22308154

>>22307641
Her big black wings.

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>> No.22308184

>>22308135
Wouldn’t that include humans to, at least females? As almost all undead are made from human females. And how would life insurance companies even still get money when your loved ones can just be raised?

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>> No.22308200

>>22308108
is aun a lion-dog?

>> No.22308206

>>22308087
I want a pai loli remmy!

>> No.22308214

>>22308141
What benefits are there for a permanent mutual partnership with a Tanuki?

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>>22308200
She is indeed a very cute komainu.

>> No.22308228
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Mofu queen!

>> No.22308233

>>22308199
Why is she looking at me like that? I haven't done anything wrong.

>> No.22308234

>>22302161
When growing more corrupted there should be; yes, gaining perks BUT also drawbacks from the gradual loss of their humanity would be cool. Corruption never gets the proper representation on my opinion.

>> No.22308235

>>22308228
More like soft queen.

>> No.22308237

>>22308228
She is the mofu queen!
Hot is she!
Only seventeen!

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>>22308056
>>22308058
>>22308063
>>22308107
All correct.

>> No.22308246
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Bullying my hellhound wife by repeatedly calling her a "Good girl"

>> No.22308259
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I feel like I'd be a target for a Cheshire. What monsters do you think you'd attract?

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>>22308259
Mershark.

>> No.22308268

>>22308259
Probably nerds or weebs.

>> No.22308274

>>22308259
Desperate ones

>> No.22308280

>>22308259
>Like telling stories, so Sylph and Titania
>Like performing and writing music, so Leanan Sidhe, Apsara, and Gandharva
>Like reverse traps, so Alp
>Protective of people around me, so Valkyrie, Living Armor, and Alice
>Fascinated by the occult, so Chaos and Sabbath mamono
>Incredibly curious, so Hakutaku
>Indecisive, so Bicorn, Dryad, and Nurarihyon
>Too many kinks and fetishes and fantasies to reasonably list, so Diamond Trumpart

>> No.22308290

>>22308246
What happens if you call her a bad girl?

>> No.22308342

>>22308259
>Teacher, Fighter, somewhat okay with science, well-versed in old cinema, fantastic memory/learning ability
>Introverted/schizoid as fuck

The heart has an idea of what it wants, but can't seem to settle or express it (maids, dragons, lizards/salamanders, sharks, any of the Eros girls). Meanwhile, the mind just doesn't care.

>> No.22308371

>>22308246
But anon, that's my wife!

>> No.22308406

>>22308259
>Nerdy, submissive but have a few kinks I want to be on the giving end off, willing to bend my morals for knowledge.

If I don't end up captured by a Dark Elf or a Manticore first I would probably join the Sabbath.

>> No.22308433
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>skeletons native to zipangu are hone-onna monster girls

>> No.22308448

>>22308433
Funfact, the detachable limbs make them excellent onaholes.

>> No.22308465

>>22307641
meaty tail

>> No.22308475

>>22308433
skeletons are bad

>> No.22308478

>>22307641
Oversized bust for one and the chub on the other

>> No.22308498

>>22307778
You're on point about Demons, and it's also what would make a loli Demon extra alluring.

>Blue skin, black sclera, and her demonic motif makes anything you do with her feel forbidden. There are also a good number of monster bits to feel up which also act as erogenous zones
The demonic look on a lewd loli that acts confident despite being young, inexperienced and sensitive certainly has a slightly different kind of invitation reading between the lines. Adding the tail, ears, wings and horns as additional erogenous zones makes it so she's definitely meant to get every inch of her sexually bullied and dominated as a reward for her seduction efforts.

>and she knows how to pick out her gear for sexy time
Imagine a little fat-bottomed blueberry succ in high heels, a garter belt and thighhighs

>> No.22308529

>>22308259
I'm not particularly noteworthy in any way. I don't see any mamono being drawn to me in particular. If I were in MGE world, if I got a mamono wife at all, it would likely be one who goes after any man who passes by.

>> No.22308530

>>22308478
Which species are them?

>> No.22308534

>>22308530
Jinko/cheshire respectively.

>> No.22308561

>>22308290
Pinned between a wall and huge Hellhound breasts.

>> No.22308578

>>22308561
Aggressive/strong girls with massive breasts are the best.

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>>22307778
Solid wife picks Anon.
Also Unagi Joro is the best Lami-- Mermaid!

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>>22308060
Literally kys you'reselve

>> No.22308597

>>22305583
It doesn't say that at all. Among all the profiles in Dragonia there is ONE profile that talks about a paritcularily strong Dragon champion that has Salamander-like appearance and values and it only says that she once beat a guy in an arena and left him untouched. The same profile implies that if your "love" is stronger than her "fighting spirit" you can defeat her, and there is also another fighting Champion where you are adviced on how to waifu her and you are outright told that if you suck at fighting just stalk her home and fuck her a lot of times before the fight so that she takes you after that. Aside from that there is no mention of Dragons leaving you unmolested, on the contrary there are tons of mentions of Dragons raping you and taking you as their husband for the simplest shit possible. There is also mentioned to be a quite large faction of serious Dragon girls that call themselves "protectors" and will just become bodyguard waifus of guys because they are so weak.

>> No.22308602

>>22308561
>Pinned between a wall and huge Hellhound knot.
fixed

>> No.22308604

>>22308586
I have the sudden urge to shove various appendages of mine into that barometz's mouth, ass, and pussy

>> No.22308620

>>22308594
Viccy should say kys while looking into a mirror.

>> No.22308643
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>>22308604
>various appendages of mine

>> No.22308646

>>22308604
Don't need to hold yourself Anon.
Because as my experience says Barometz wives have the best ass you will ever eat!

>> No.22308688

>>22308586
I want to say they're underappreciated, but Joros have been getting a decent amount of love recently. It's nice.

>> No.22308695

I'll stare at a Gorgon.

>> No.22308700

>>22308695
That's small time. Real men stare at medusas. Dumb snakes don't know what to d

>> No.22308702

>>22308700
Medusa is a gorgon

>> No.22308704

>>22308643
Underrated girl. Tentacles are comfy as fuck.

>> No.22308706

>>22308597
>There is also mentioned to be a quite large faction of serious Dragon girls that call themselves "protectors" and will just become bodyguard waifus of guys because they are so weak.

So what would happen if I go to dragonia's immigration office and say "I want a strong muscular Dragon to protect me and keep me safe"?

>> No.22308708

>>22308702
Right. Somehow I did a mental substitution for gazer.

>> No.22308736

>>22308597
So how do I find a gentle, lithe, waifish wyvern?

>> No.22308739

>>22308736
Wander the highest levels of the Romance section in the Dragonia library.

>> No.22308762

>>22308739
I'd need some damn good armor to get me there unmolested.

>> No.22308785

>>22308762
Just ask one of the "protector" Dragons to escort you there and you will get unmolested.

>> No.22308800

>>22308785
Even by the "protector"?

>> No.22308829

>>22308800
Of course, you just tell her that being a nice person and protecting you doesn't entitle her to your body.

>> No.22308878

>>22308829
Do dragons accept that? I know a lot of mamono wouldn't.

>> No.22308879

>>22308800
>>22308829
You could just ask a married dragon to protect you until you find the one you want.

>> No.22308888

>>22308879
A married one will likely charge you though.

>> No.22308890

>>22308594
Viccy probably spends 20-30 minutes just trying to get her hat on each day. Not because its stupid or looks bad but because Lilims are SHIT!

>> No.22308896

>>22308878
Of course not.

>> No.22308932

>>22308888
You could try talking to "protector" Dragon's husband, so that he can tell his wife that you remind him of himself when he was young and would really like her to help you find happiness like he did with her. If that doesn't work, then yeah, the cost should probably be worth it though.

>> No.22308933

>>22308888
>>22308896
Then my initial plan of finding an amazing suit of armor, and making my way to the pinnacle of Dragonia to sweep an elegant flower of a wyvern off her feet is likely the best.

Nice digits, mate.

>> No.22309016

I honestly don't think cu siths are that bad. They're sweet girls. I would honestly befriend them and perhaps marry them, not out of any attraction as there really isn't any, but just out of pure love for their fantastic characters and personalities.

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>>22302161
>Want Cow waifu for squishy body and milk from the tap, big tap.
>They aren't dominant
>Minotaur is dominant and can defend me
>But she is /fit/, (and while /fit/ girls are as good as chubby girls,) she isn't as squishy and her lactation caskets are smaller.
life is suffering

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>>22308704
The initial shock of her tentacles on my back would nearly scare me off, but so long as she's quick to wrap me up tight, I should calm down after a few seconds.

Given, I would have a massive fear boner.

>> No.22309030

>>22308933
Snd that's how Anon managed to end up married to a living armor in Dragonia of all places. At least it had dragon scales on it.

>> No.22309035

>>22309016
I could probably reciprocate anything with a monsters earnest feelings over a long enough time scale.

>> No.22309038

>>22309020
You can just upgrade a minotaur's calcium cannons and thiccen her up some. Shouldn't even be hard. Finding a more aggressive holst isn't out of the range of possibility either, but a bit of body modification might be easier.

>> No.22309044

>>22309030
Who said I wasn't planning on also marrying a Living Armor? Two wives is the optimal number - few enough to avoid overextending time or encountering logistical issues, but capable of filling separate roles and satisfying FFM-related desires.

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>>22308695
i want a big gorgon to bully my penis and finger my butthole

>> No.22309050

>>22309027
I wouldn't have a fear boner. She wouldn't be able to rape me because I'd already have my tongue in her mouth and my cock against her thighs.

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>> No.22309058

>>22309047
Go away faggot

>> No.22309071

>>22309044
Neither one of those seems like the type predisposed for harem life, not that it'd be impossible anyway. I'm wondering now, though: would girls like bicorns or smoke hobos encourage other girls to form harems? Like, if your married bicorn neighbor came over for tea with your wife, would she (subtly) encourage your wife to form a harem of her own with you at the center?

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>>22309038
But then no one will know she is a minotaur and think she is an angry holst and I don't want to be on the receiving end of that if her wounded pride ends up a murderous blood rage. Guess you can't win them all...

>> No.22309074

>>22309050
We'll see how confident you are once she slips those tentacles into your drawers

>> No.22309085

>>22309074
That's exactly what I want, though. I want to feel her squirming and "licking" and "sucking" all over my body. I want her to milk me dry while I leave her moaning and twitching and drooling and screaming.

>> No.22309086

>>22309073
>No minotaur with massively cumbersome milktanks

>> No.22309094

>>22309071
Even if neither is necessarily predisposed doesn't mean it wouldn't work, especially with such a small harem.
And I think a Bicorn definitely would. A Nurarihyon might once she's pretty sure she's gotten every girl she wants on her husband's dick already in her parade. A Dryad would definitely encourage it - especially if said harem ends up including another Dryad, so that her husband can have some friends to visit.

>> No.22309100

>>22309073
Get her an extra shiny nose ring or something, maybe then the retards that confuse a strongfat presumably brown minotaur with curvy horns for a normal holst will figure it out.

There's always option three, though: hakutaku. Find one that studies whatever the Mist Continent equivalent of Kung Fu is. Large if not quiiiiite as big as a holst, soft, and still more than strong enough to protecc. I'm sure sensei would be dominant if your Kung Fu is weak.

>> No.22309113

extra thicc _____

>> No.22309120

>>22309085
>squirming and "licking" and "sucking" all over my body
If that's what you want
>moaning and twitching and drooling and screaming
Oh you will be

>> No.22309121
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>>22309113
Plants!
In pants!

>> No.22309133

Alright, my Hellhound girlfriend is dressed as a Eversor Assassin for Halloween. Now she's downed some energy drinks and has gone hyperactive about wanting to fuck me. Help.

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>>22309113
paws

>> No.22309136

>>22309133
Halloween isn't for a few days. What are you talking about?

>> No.22309140

By some unknowable force, you awaken in the MGE world!
But you already have a wife, determined by your western Zodiac (sun) sign!

Aries - Barometz
Taurus - Minotaur
Cancer - Cancer
Gemini - Liliraune
Leo - Jinko
Virgo - Alice
Libra - Valkyrie
Scorpio - Girtablilu
Sagittarius - Centaur
Capricorn - Sea Bishop
Aquarius - Undine
Pisces - Merrow

What do you do now?

>> No.22309144

>>22309120
We'll both be. After a while, I think it might be nice for her to drag another girl in for the two of us to share, as well.

>> No.22309148

>>22309140
I'm gonna get very strong hugs

>> No.22309149

>>22309113
Mana reserves gushing from my Khepri harem!

>> No.22309151

>>22309140
I hate crabs

>> No.22309152

>>22309144
Not sure what the other girl will do, since all your holes will be taken by then.

>> No.22309154

>>22309140
>Taurus - Minotaur
Sounds good to me. I love minos

>> No.22309163

>>22309140
>Sagittarius - Centaur
Balls. If I dunk a normal horse into a dark matter or something, can I turn her into a bicorn or nightmare? I want a reroll.

>> No.22309164

>>22309152
Not everyone is as submissive as you.

>> No.22309168

>>22309140
Merrow is a good girl, but I wouldn't like living in the water.

>> No.22309174

>>22309140
>Alice
Give her a piggy-back ride, and wonder if those dreams from long ago were visions of the future.

>> No.22309177

So anon, what is a subject your monstergirl waifu could rant about for hours?

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>> No.22309186

>>22309177
Jinko would grumble about, of all things, people who don't properly file accounting paperwork.

Cheshire would be scrubs in high tier matches.

>> No.22309197

>>22309177
Milk and it's utilities.

>> No.22309207

>>22309177
I don't think she'd ever rant about things that frustrate her if that's what your talking about, she's a little too chill for that. She could go on and on about her big brain science nerd work things though!

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Smug snek.

>> No.22309238

>>22309121
I wanna drink her nectar.

>> No.22309245

So, what's the difference in harem dynamics of harems assembled by dryads, bicorns, and nurarihyon?

>> No.22309254

>>22309238
Similar sentiment, but I'd prefer a smaller plant.

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>>22309254
I'd prefer TWO plants.

>> No.22309292

>>22309140
place a cork on my new girtabliliu wife's stinger so she doesn't injure me with it

>> No.22309296

Friendly reminder that a loli's virginity belongs to her papa.

>> No.22309297

>>22309296
good thing i'm not a papa since i'm not interested in having kids

>> No.22309298

>>22309285
I want a JK liliraune!

>> No.22309308

>>22303791
Yeah. There are those little boys who tell their mom they want to marry her. Even I did that when I was little. The MGE puts a spin on that because monster girls don't care about age so if a little boy told his momster he wants to marry her I don't see why she wouldn't readily accept.

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>>22309245
Who cares, harems are shit.

>> No.22309315

>>22309298
I want a pair of pai loli liliraunes with huge sap sacks!

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>>22309135
Ah yes.
God I love sphinxes.

>> No.22309333

>>22309315
Medium breasts on teenage plants are best.

>> No.22309334

>>22309324
What a cute ancient evil.

>> No.22309354

>>22309333
Nah, gotta go huge and short.
Or huge and big.

>> No.22309356

Operating with Monster Girls!

>> No.22309360

>>22309354
But I don't like huge.

>> No.22309371

>>22309185
hey please stop posting this thanks

>> No.22309413

I want a Demon Realm where every monster that enters becomes a Hellhound variant for the duration of their stay.

>> No.22309416
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22309416

Wake up

>> No.22309426

>>22309309
The best harem dynamic is
>Central girl is romantic partner
>Other girls - girls who don't care much for romantic stuff - are permanent friends with benefits to central girl and husband

So you have one wife who is a wife, and the rest who just like hanging out and doing lewd things on occasion.

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>>22309416
But I was just about to visit the marshmallow king.

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>>22309413
That sounds pretty chaotic even for Hell.

>> No.22309444

>>22309413
I'd visit the local sabbath branch.

>> No.22309451

>>22309413
>Warning: There are a LOT of dogs in this realm

>> No.22309456

>>22309416
Can I have this, but it's a bunch of ratas curled up around me, with their big tail mofu on my face

>> No.22309461

>>22309426
I believe the term you're looking for is, friends with benefits? probably. it just so happens that monster girl mechanics mean that those friends dont wanna fuck anyone else but you

>> No.22309467

Can mamano mana fix stupid small stuff like my seasonal allergies and my numerous little cosmetic things I'm worried/annoyed about? These are the real problems

>> No.22309480

>>22309467
Mamono seasonal allergies just make you horny, but monsters do not give a shit about small cosmetic things. They probably won't change just by mana.
You could probably get rid of em with potions/alchemy if it bugs you that much.

>> No.22309481

>>22309413
I want a Demon Realm where every girl becomes a slime carrier for the duration of her stay.

>> No.22309484

>>22309461
I specifically used that term, yes.

>> No.22309491

>>22309480
eh, some are more "cosmetic" than others, mostly just shit like my eyesight being bad, or my teeth needing work done, would be nice to magic hand wave it away painlessly

>> No.22309494

>>22309481
Sounds like heaven. Would be better if it could be made permanent if the mamano so chooses.

>> No.22309509

>>22309491
Oh, actual health stuff like that would get mana-cured sooner or later. Probably faster if you visit a healer.
I thought you meant something like, I dunno, a birthmark.

>> No.22309523

>>22309509
>my bad hearing fixed by the lurid moans and sweet voice of a cute mamono

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>>22309416
I refuse.

>> No.22309585

>>22309416
GRAB BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP

>> No.22309588

How much do Alices like being eaten out?
What mamono would most enjoy a threesome with an Alice?

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22309604

Pat the doggo.

>> No.22309605

>>22309356
No operating heavy machinery while under the effects of Mamano mana.

>> No.22309607

>>22309585
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who heard that.

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>>22309604
Hound pats you.

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