Umineko Seacats

[Anonymous No.]

Umineko thread. Seacats sure love drinking.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

It's mystery time!

Natushi enters Kinzo's study, the door had been left open. She sees that Kinzo has been shot dead in his study by a cloaked and masked villain. Natsuhi runs in terror, coming out into the main hall. Battler is downstairs, looking at Beatrice's portrait. He hears Natsuhi scream and looks up at her. The masked and cloaked villain knocks Natsuhi out with a fist and Natsuhi drops to the floor.
Battler races out of the house, shouting for help.
As Battler returns with the family and servants, they see the masked and cloaked villain carrying Natsuhi over their back, her purple dress obvious even in the very dark night. The villain realises they're cornered and runs into the garden shed which was open. The culprit closes the shed door quickly.

The family and servants all surround the shed, demanding for it to be opened. It was locked from within. Finally, Gohda gets a master key and opens the garden shed door.
Inside, they find only Natsuhi, crying and sobbing on the floor.
There is not trace at all of the villain.
All that's in the shed is a disheveled Natsuhi, some gardening tools and some cans of old paint.

Who killed Kinzo?
How did the culprit escape from the garden shed while the whole family and all the servants were watching it from every corner?

Show me your Blue Truths, anons of seacats, and I will strike down every single one of them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16101316
You had to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16101304
/RED/ Natsuhi did not kill anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16101317
/blue/ could the masked villain be multiple people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16101317
Did any of the family leave with Gohda to get a master key or did he have it on him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16101317
/blue/ You haven't defined "the family and servants"!
You worthless witch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16101372
/RED/ Gohda left for the servants room to get the master key.

>>16101401
I will define it for your slow-witted brain then!
/RED/ The people surrounding the garden shed while Gohda fetched the master key were:
Krauss, Jessica, Rudolf, Kyrie, Battler, Eva, Hideyoshi, George, Rosa, Maria, Nanjo, Kumasawa, Shannon, Kanon and Genji.

>>16101371
What a silly question.
/RED/ Only one person could be "the masked villain" at any one time. Furthermore, even in the dead of night, Battler would have seen if the masked villain would be anyone else like, say, Maria. The villain was an adult.

I might add, in this scenario Battler is the detective. He cannot be the culprit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16101464
Repeat it!
The moment Kinzo died, there were 17 people alive on the island!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16101500
Dohoho, if that helps you, sure.
/RED/ The moment Kinzo died, there were 17 people alive on the island!
/RED/ The only other people on the island are Krauss, Natsuhi, Jessica, Rudolf, Kyrie, Battler, Eva, Hideyoshi, George, Rosa, Maria, Nanjo, Gohda, Kumasawa, Shannon, Kanon and Genji.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16101464
/blue/ The masked villain seen carrying Natsuhi was in fact only Natsuhi herself, who ran to the shed after being knocked down to hide, unable to make out her family in the darkness of the night.

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>>16101518
Hohoho, how could the entire family and servants mistake Natsuhi for this masked villain? Keep in mind that Battler saw this masked villain and described it's appearance to the others. The villain wore a mask and black cloak, yet everyone saw Natsuhi being carried into the shed, because of her distinct purple dress.
/RED/ Natsuhi did not run towards the shed to hide from the masked villain.
/RED/ The masked villain definitely killed Kinzo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16101317
Man this is a good one.
/blue/ The masked man escaped through the shed window!
Prove me wrong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16101559
/RED/ The masked villain did not escape from the shed.

Now, anons of seacats. What happened here?
Who killed Kinzo? How did no witnesses see the villain escape? 15 people surrounded the shed from every side.

/RED/ 17 people on this island, Kinzo is dead. Yet only one person is in the shed, Natsuhi. Natsuhi did not kill Kinzo.

Come blunt your swords of blue on my impenetrable shield of RED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16101306
Please no. I just got out of the ER from alcohol withdrawal due to my alcoholism. Stop making me want a drink.

Was Kinzo canonically an absinthe drinker? Or was that just in the mysteries?

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>>16101316
Why are you bullying that one anon
C'mon now

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>>16101619
You've come at a wrong time, anon. We're starting an Umineko drinking game soon.
Still, I've been there. Just find other shit to occupy yourself, start exercising.

Also yes, the green shit Kinzo drank was absinthe. I think there were multiple mentions of sugar and spoons, also the smell described resonates with absinthe.

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>>16101322
>>16101623
If you wouldn't kiss that cute witch on the lips you don't know shit about magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>16101317
Natsuhi is an accomplice and her testimony can't be counted on. Kinzo was alive in the beginning.
He pretends to be the masked man and when Battler runs for help, Kinzo shoots himself in the study.
Natushi dresses up as the masked man and stuffs objects in her removed dress to look like a person. She locks the shed and changes back into her dress. She submerged the mask and clothes in the paint buckets.
(Whydunit might be due to an affair with Natsuhi that Kinzo feels ashamed about because it mirrors his relationship with Beatrice-Jr. He blackmails Natsuhi into playing along with the mystery.)

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>>16101636
That's a good idea, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

This is what you people are doing now. You're roleplaying. Stop posting these shitty threads please, they're taking up a slot that could go to a touhou character/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16101660
I'd smooch her creepy face, but the person last thread said the picture unnerved them. And posting it to mess with them isn't very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16101306
I would like to cuddle Angle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16101662
You are most competent.

However. Kinzo was definitely killed.
Kinzo, Krauss and Natsuhi had a serious talk. It was clear that Kinzo did not have much time to live, so he concocted a plan. He wanted to go out with a bang, and surprise the family, making them believe in magic. The three of them made a plan.
Krauss would dress up in a black cloak and mask and shoot Kinzo to death. Natsuhi would discover this "crime" only when Battler would be in the main hall. Battler had to be a reliable witness.
Natsuhi screamed and caught Battler's attention. Krauss, masked and cloaked pretended to knock out Natsuhi. As Battler fled to call for help, Natsuhi donned the cloak and mask and put her purple dress on a dummy. She ran out into the garden where everyone saw her. In fact, she was the masked villain and the purple dress everyone saw was worn by a dummy she carried on her back. Once inside the shed, she changed back into her regular clothes and cut up the dummy using the tools in the garden shed. She hid the evidence, including the clothes, mask and dummy in the paint buckets.
Once the door was unlocked, all she had to do was act afraid and disheveled.
Eventually the whole family would believe this impossible crime to be the work of magic, of a witch. Thus fulfilling Kinzo's final wish of making the family believe in the supernatural. Krauss and Natsuhi only agreed to this because they knew Kinzo was weeks away from dying anyway, and Kinzo promised to leave the gold to them if they managed to fool the family/servants.

I hope you all enjoyed the mystery.
I will see you when another animal cries.

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>>16101687

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>>16101681
Exercising really is the answer. Also, there's nothing quite like feeling the burn while listening to Umineko OSTs. So many good songs to work out to. I wish you luck anon, alcohol isn't the answer, it doesn't make you happy. Work out and listen to dem Umineko tunes

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>>16101713
Good mystery, Anon! It seems very in character.
I'm blown away that my guess was even close.

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>>16101756
The key was in the fact that the killer never went into the shed. It was Natsuhi carrying a dummy. Very good of you to notice the paint cans could be used to eliminate the disguise as well. Great work.

Glad you enjoyed it. I'll be back with a new mystery soonish.

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>>16101728
What songs would be good for that?

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>>16101688

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Eva such an insufferable cunt?

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>>16102556
I don't like Eva either but I'd fuck Evatrice.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to plow them like an aggressive farmer working behind schedule.

Why are there not more aunt lewds, /jp/? Why can't people have good taste?

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>>16102607
I hate Rosa but I kind of want to fuck her.

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>>16099166
Continued from previous thread's "Drinking with Erika" scenario.

Erika’s left breast fit snuggly in your hand. You could feel her heart beating at an alarming rate. Although she had tried to play it off it by starting another round of your game, it seemed that she was actually very nervous about having her chest felt like this. Resolving to help her calm down before moving any further, you bring your other hand up to her head and start stroking your fingers through her hair. After a while, Erika seemed to relax a bit, and you could feel her heart-rate become more stable. Taking this as a sign that it was alright to continue, you slowly began trailing your left hand around her breast, gliding across the surface as you felt all around it before returning to the center and giving it a small squeeze. Erika let out a low moan into your mouth and gave a slight nod to show her approval. Trailing your other hand down from her head, you briefly stroked her cheek before moving further down and cupping her other breast. As you began softly rubbing both breasts simultaneously, it seemed like it was making it difficult for Erika to focus on your game, and soon the Ice cube in your mouth had fully melted without her managing to steal it. Pulling back from the kiss, you brought your mouth to her ear and began whispering to her in a lewd tone. “Your boobs are so nice Erika. Look how perfectly they fit in my hands. I love massaging them like this.” As you said this you squeezed them together, momentarily causing her bra to become bunched up before letting them return to their original positions. Erika closed her eyes, panting slightly as she leaning back into your chest. She seemed to be enjoying your ministrations quite a lot. Taking another ice cube and putting it in her mouth, the two of you resumed kissing once more. As you continued to play with her chest, you thought you could feel two hard bumps forming through her bra. Reaching towards them with your thumb and forefinger, you lightly pinched at the small protrusions. Erika let out her loudest moan yet, her mouth opening wide and as she did so, causing the ice cube she was supposed to be guarding to topple out. It landing dully on her chest before sliding down into her cleavage, where it was stopped by her bra. As you removed a hand from her chest and reached for another cube Erika stopped you. “What are you doing? You haven’t won yet. The other one’s still in play.”

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>>16102632
I've started looking forward to seeing you.

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>>16102674
I'm glad to hear it. Hope you enjoy.

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>>16102690
I always do. That's a nice edit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16102622

Subduing a crazy woman's insanity with cock and making a happy family with Maria is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16102723

I think she's a good woman, somewhere inside. I really want to believe they all are.

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>>16102700
Thank you. I like doing both edits and writing.

As Erika suppressed a shiver from the coldness of the ice cube, you twisted yourself around and brought your face towards her chest. Sticking out your tongue, you made to scoop up the cube out of her cleavage. But as you did so, Erika shifted her torso, causing you to miss, licking along the side of her breast instead. Looking up, you saw Erika, blushing wildly but with a smirk on her face nonetheless. "What? You didn't think I'd just let you take it, now did you?" Grinning back at her, you returned your gaze to her chest and once more went for the ice cube. This time, you squeezed her boobs together with both hands before opening your mouth and sticking your face between them. Licking and sucking within her cleavage, attacked the ice cube as Erika tried to protect it by moving her upper body. In the end it proved futile however, and you soon had the ice cube held between your teeth. Looking up at her from her now wet cleavage, you grinned at Erika once more as if teasing her.

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>>16102776
Love that she tried to keep it a game.

[Anonymous No.]

DELETE THIS SHIT GENERAL.

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>>16102794
Yeah. Both out of embarrassment and due to her competitiveness, She continues to keep up the pretense of a game even as she starts getting aroused and things become more intense. I'm not entirely sure what would be the best development next. Maybe have her get frustrated at losing and demand a rematch on her breasts?

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>>16102770
She's not a bad person. She just has trouble controlling her temper and has to put up with a ridiculous amount of stress.

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>>16102821
Nipple & Ice seems inevitable.

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>>16101623
That picture is still freaking me out.

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>>16102838
Probably, it's just a matter of the situation leading to it. Maybe once you begin the second round things start getting more intense and your tongue accidentally ends up pushing the ice cube under one of her bra cups. You try to get it back out but without removing her bra it seems all you can manage to do is push it further inside. Unbeknownst to you, the ice cube ends up right on top of her nipple, where it remains until it fully melted. The intense cold on her sensitive area causes Erika great discomfort, and she looks to be in pain as tears start to form in the corners of her eyes. Feeling guilty, you softly congratulate her on her victory and give her a short kiss on the lips as you wipe her eyes. You then offer to comfort her as a prize for beating you, sliding one of her bra bra straps off her shoulder suggestively as do do so.

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>>16102909
It's nice, and sweet, seems just like to go into regular sexing. It's a very fun scenario with the icecube.

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>>16102925
I'll go ahead and say it now, this will most likely lead into sex eventually, but I'll still be trying to make it sweet as it does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16102954
Sweetness is important! It's very cute so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16102954
Or rather than calling it sex, it'll be lovemaking.

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>>16102962
And now comes the lewd good part.

Erika nodded before leaning forward and reaching behind her back towards her bra's fastener, unhooking it with unsteady hands. After a moment's hesitation, she let the garment fall from her body, exposing her bare breasts to your eyes. Unable to stop yourself, you stared lovingly at the small orbs of flesh as they came into full view. They were very pale and slightly damp from the previous round's struggle, causing them to shine in the moonlight. Without her bra holding them in place, they swayed freely in time with her heavy breathing. And in the center of each breast, a rosy-

Erika's embarrassed voice cut across your thoughts, speaking to you in a voice that was clearly trying to sound forceful but couldn't stop itself from stammering. "I'll let you look and play with them as much as you want later, but for now..." She trailed off uncomfortably, motioning slightly towards the nipple that had been tortured by the ice cube. Focusing on the tiny hardened bud, you saw that it had started to turn an unpleasant shade of purple due to the intense cold. It was still very wet, causing the cool night air to torment it even further as Erika began to tremble pitifully. Knowing immediately what it was you needed to do, you leaned your head down towards her nipple, the small bud quivering slightly in expectation as you brought your mouth close to it. Looking up into Erika's eyes once more, you watched her expression twist into one of satisfaction as you wrapped your lips around her painfully erect nipple, engulfing it in the comforting heat of your mouth. For now, your resisted the instinctive urge to suck on the chilly protuberance, and instead busied yourself by licking it all over with your tongue in order to warm it up quickly.

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>>16103088
I'm still here, still very much enjoying your writing!

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>>16102590
My thoughts exactly. Perfect taste.

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>>16103209
I don't normally dom or like being on top but with her I would wan to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16103209
she looks more like Maria in that pic

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>>16103127
I thought so, but if it becomes an issue I might just start posting links to a pastebin or something.

“<Good>…” Erika moaned again, placing a hand on the back of your head and running her fingers through your hair. As you continued your treatment, you would occasionally pull back and blow hot air onto her nipple before taking it into your mouth once more. After a few minutes it seemed to do the trick, and you withdrew from Erika's chest, her nipple now hard for entirely different reasons. Reaching out a hand, you gently took hold of it and began wiping your saliva off so that it wouldn't get cold again, rolling the nub between your fingers even long after it was fully dry.

“There we go. Sorry about that Erika. I can't believe I hurt such an adorable little nipple like that. Though it seems they're not so little now, are they?” You lightly pinched the bud between your fingers as you said this, emphasizing your point. Opening her eyes, Erika looked back at you and smiled lustfully. "I guess not. But it looks like they're not the only thing that's gotten big." Saying this, she maneuvered her thigh between your legs and began pressing it against your crotch seductively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16103228
Thank you for persevering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16103258
It's persevering perversion. That being said I think I'll take a break for tonight and come up with some more ideas for tomorrow.

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>>16103285
Sleep well. I do enjoy these a lot!

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>>16101791
Any of the long, epic ones like Lastendconductor, Liberated Liberator, Worldenddominator etc. They have good build up, so if you're on the crosstrainer or treadmill you slowly up your game and then when the beat drops you go fucking insane and full speed for about a minute and a half.
Try it out, it's really fun and effective.
Other songs I like to listen to are Aci-L, Kuina, System0 etc.
Far and Towering Cloud in Summer are good for the cooldown.
Happy exercising!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16103088
>>16103228
kill yourself already

[Anonymous No.]

>>16103497
Quit whining, newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>16103662
Quit posting shit, newfag. There's a reason the mods keep deleting your post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16103701
>my posts

I'm not posting them. You're fucking retarded if you think fapfics are anything new. They were posted here even in 2008. If you want to talk about something else, start a fucking conversation. This is no more lewd than the threads were a few months ago, and you weren't whining about it then. If you're so concerned about lewd, go report the countless pointless porn bait threads on the catalog that will never get deleted.

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>>16103710
No, I prefer to report the fapfics of this thread.
Keep crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16103729
You're the one crying. And you're a hypocrite. And the fapfics will continue to be posted regardless.

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>>16103740
Not really. I'm not the one who gets mad like a baby when the shitty fanfics end up being deleted as always. Only you and others two or three retards maximum.

I'm not angry. I'm honestly having fun.

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>>16103761
Then you'll be fine when they keep getting posted as always

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>>16103764
You got me. I really don't care (I don't even post on /jp/ anymore) just taking the opportunity to make someone else mad, because is funny. Open the thread from time to time, report some and let the fire devour everything.
I really don't have nothing against it because is not my problem. I'm not the only one who likes to report though, the last time I did it was on Halloween (it was funny when that thread died). It seems there's others who don't like the current state of these threads, which in my opinion doesn't work very well as a general. A general needs a lot of people to make it interesting, and Umi is not as popular as it used to be before, or at least that was some people told me before.
I think it would be better to not make Umi threads so often, to keep the interest alive and don't make it look so forced you know, but that's just my opinion.
Well, I guess I shitposted enough. Bye nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16103826
You seem unnecessarily childish

[Anonymous No.]

>>16103833
Ignore and report

[Anonymous No.]

>>16103833
Yeah, sorry
>>16103835
Grumpy!! >:3

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>>16103826
It's not as popular as it was back when it first came out, but there's been renewed interest in it over the last half year.

And while it's true that there may be others who dislike the way things are right now, they don't need you to act on their behalf. It sounds like you're just using that as an a excuse to start something.

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>>16103928
Are you implying I'm planning some kind of evil plan? Too much effort. I'm just playing, silly

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>>16103964
>I'm just playing
And that's the problem. It'd be one thing if you had some sort of reason for acting this way. In that case, while I may disagree with you, I wouldn't hold it against you. But that's not it. You just enjoy messing with people, which I find very petty. Honestly, replying to you is probably counterproductive, but I just wanted to get my two cents in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16104026
>I just wanted to get my two cents in.
Hmm? I don't know what that's mean. Anyway, enough of this dumb game.

Bye.

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid dumb mod is stupid and dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>16101317
>>16101713
I hate it when I miss one. This was definitely a fantastic mystery though. I hope I'll be there to play along next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16101687
This tbqhf

>they're taking up a slot that could go to a touhou character

wew

[Anonymous No.]

>>16101687
>roleplaying

You don't know what that is.

[Anonymous No.]

bern makes my dick *cackle*

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have a link to the new sprites?

[Anonymous No.]

would you deito runon?

[Anonymous No.]

/RED/ Everyone is this thread is gay except me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16109456
I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16110149
Everyone is gay for Lion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16110149
/GOLD/ I'm smarter than everyone in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>16111047
I want to cuddle Erika.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16110149
/BLUE/ "me" is an abstract term describing the community of all anons!

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>>16109427
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BzdNfLGacG1reDNoQURDcW5LUk0

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>There are still people who absolutely refuse to believe in shkanontrice in 2016 and call Ryukishi a hack
Holy shit, how's that even possible? Just what part of the final message do they not understand?

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>>16112499
they don't want to believe the answer to the mystery was that shit
I mean I love umineko but costume tricks are bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16112839
Why is it so hard to accept that one person could disguise themselves as someone else?

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>>16113043
because that means ryukishi's "try to figure it out" epic mystery was complete crap
once you factor in costume tricks it could've been fucking anyone
genji and gohda could've been the same person for all you knew

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>>16113075
No, because Battler actually sees Genji and Gohda together at the same time.

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>>16112839
What were you expecting?
The answer to the complicated mystery IS going to be strange and hard to see at the first glance. There's no point otherwise.
The amount of people? Come on, that's like tricking101. Make people believe in something and then completely destroy the basis. It was obvious that's gonna be the main trap, all those vague expressions like "No more than 19 people exist" etc. The translation fucked up the terminology.
I have no problem with the whole costume thing. It's allowed by the rules. And Shannon and Kanon really do look similiar, I was confused at first if they really were siblings or not.
Besides, it's not like it came out of nowhere. It was foreshadowed since the beginning.
It seems to me sometimes that people denying the truth are just disgusted with Beatrice being born as a man. But wasn't the fear of that reaction the reason why Yasu broke in the first place?

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>>16113121
fair enough, but you know what I mean. It's a pretty cheap mystery trick

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>>16113169
>people denying the truth are just disgusted with Beatrice being born as a man
I'm not denying that, I don't even care about the mystery that much since I read it mostly for the wild ride
but costume tricks are generally considered cheap as far as the mystery genre goes
people were expecting more after reading a novel over 5 times the size of war and peace

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>>16113169
>But wasn't the fear of that reaction the reason why Yasu broke in the first place?
It was one of the reason's. There was also a lot of self hatred about their body, the fact that they were a bastard born from incestuous rape, and the fact that their own love was just as incestuous. Add in the struggle for dominance between the 3 roles and it all just drove them into a corner until they decided "fuck it" and left everything up to a gamble.

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>>16113230
The trick was always going to be cheap. The logic battles throughout the series all present a bunch of clever solutions to the tricks, which are then subsequently denied by the red truth. After repeating this over and over it became clear that the real solution would have to involve some kind of fundamental misunderstanding of the basis. There was never going to be some brilliantly perfect trick that would solve all the puzzles and satisfy everyone.

For example, how did X murder occur a closed room? The room was never locked to begin with. The accomplices just lied and said that it was.

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>>16113304
fair enough
you're probably better off having this argument with someone more qualified to talk about mysteries
ten little indians and nisioisin's death note mystery is the extent of my mystery knowledge

[Anonymous No.]

I will never not be dissapointed that Gohda didn't get a joke fight scene like Irie did
I was waiting the entire 120+ hours and it never happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>16113043
Because in Higurashi case it was well done

[Anonymous No.]

>>16111276
Underrated post

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>>16113765
Literally the only difference is that Shion and Mion are twins. Ryukishi could have just tweaked the scenario slightly so that Shannon and Kanon were also twins but that would have made things too obvious.

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What was Lambda's logic errors that imprisoned her for 100 years or w/e?
I know Bern's was the events of Higurashi, like a bad end where she gave up hope. But how was Lamda tormented and why? Was it for losing to Bern or something?
The shit that made them terrified of boredom.

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>>16113982
As far as I know, no details have been given about Lambda's logic error. It could also be connected to Higurashi or it could be something completely unrelated. Whatever it was, it fucked her up good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16114095
>we will never get a new WTC focusing on Lambda
why even fucking live lads

[Anonymous No.]

>>16114269
>what is Hotarubi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16114290
never ever going to be translated

[Anonymous No.]

>>16113982
That image of Bernkastel in Rika's clothes disgusts me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16113982
Lambda existed before the events of Higurashi. Ryukishi says that Lambda looking similar to Miyo is just a red herring and has no connection other than the wish bond Miyo made with Lambda in Higurashi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16114674
What about her similarities with Satoko?

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>>16114667
How about this one then?

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>>16114679
I thought about that for years. At first, I had a theory that Lambda never existed and it's because of Tohya's broken mind that she exists. Battler read Higurashi and combined the two blond lolis from that story and the memory got broken. That's how Lambda weird has memories of the cake from Satoko.

But I've come to the conclusion that nah, there is no similarities between Satoko and Lambda. Unlike Rika -> Bernkastel, Lambda existed before Higurashi. The answer I've come to is that Lambda has this weird sexual foreplay by acting like an airhead, just like Satoko, as a ploy tease to get close to Bernkastel some way.

>>16114689
Almost as horrible. I grind my teeth in pure disgust.

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>>16114736
There was also that one moment in Episode 8 where Lambda presents the cake fractions riddle that Keiichi tricks Satoko with during the zombie tag game. Bern then mentions that it was a riddle Lambda was once tricked with.

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>>16114785
That's the part I'm referencing. There is no connection. Bernkastel is teasing back
>lol this is part of your memory huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16114736
>>16114785
Never mind, I misread part of your comment.

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>>16114789
Yeah, I think it was either a red herring or just a reference to his earlier work. That being said, I do think Satoko would be the type of person Lambda would lend her power to, with her absolute determination to put up with her uncle's abuse and wait for Satoshi's return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16114822
>I do think Satoko would be the type of person Lambda would lend her power to, with her absolute determination to put up with her uncle's abuse and wait for Satoshi's return.
Lambda's diary says otherwise.

http://umineko.wikia.com/wiki/Lambda's_Diary

You see, Lambda is the one who sets up the games. She manipulates causality to set up the board and pieces. Then, she gives her power to someone who makes an interesting wish and they become the hidden villain of the story. Miyo wanted to become a God and Yasu wanted to become a witch. Satoko had no determination or wish. She's just a boring little girl that got abused and used by her uncle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16114736
I could see Ryukishi fucking with everyone and making Satoko and Lambda actually have a connection by making it so Lambda was Satoko after suffering from a logic error after the events of Higurashi. Given how strong she is and that whole magical universe-creation battle she and Bern had at the end of episode 8, I don't think time traveling back to help at Miyo would be something impossible for her.

[Anonymous No.]

beato

[Anonymous No.]

Did writefag get banned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16114847
>Lambda is the one who sets up the games
I thought that was Featherine/Hanyuu

[Anonymous No.]

What is the worst Umineko related thing you've ever seen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16116146

[Anonymous No.]

>>16115967
You can't have a game without two players.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16115853
I just took a break for a few days. I'll start up again soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16116379
There will never be a more correct answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16116379
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
To be honest I was more pissed at how they screwed up higurashi
especially the end of tatarigoroshi, the anime version of that was just complete shit

[Anonymous No.]

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

Rika is the objective pothead of the franchise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16117003
Jesus, it wasn't just me. I started getting into Higurashi by watching the anime first and I dropped it on the first season because it seemed like some edgy "grills kill each other)))goryyyy))" shit. Then I read the original, and holy shit, it was like pure gold was being poured into my brain.
>DEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Why do those retards keep getting their hands on gems and turning them into shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16116379
>>16117003
>Have a friend who cosplayed Beatrice and Rena before I got into R07
>try to talk about the series after I read each
>"I only watched a few episodes of each anime"
>whoamIquoting
Literally painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>16117674
>cosplaying
why would anyone do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16117546
don't forget these are the people who made Pupa
there's no limit to how bad they can get

[Anonymous No.]

>>16116146
>>/jp/thread/S5675157

[Anonymous No.]

>>16117690
If I was pretty, I would ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>16117823
You're beautiful to me, anon. And I'm desperate for a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Reading this thread makes me sad. People actually believe Shkannontrice.
When did you stop thinking, guys? When Ryu-chan handed you the answer on a plate? After repeatedly stating you had to figure it out on your own?
At first I thought you guys were joking but you actually seem to believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16117975
Explain this without Yasu

[Anonymous No.]

Quick, MS Paint your fav Uminekker with a cool quote!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16117979
Shannon and Kanon are among the red truth's list of the dead. Yet Yasu is the "official" answer. I could've been anyone. If Yasu is neither Shannon nor Kanon, it could just as well be Kuda, the secret combination of Krauss and Gohda. Krauss and Gohda might be dead, but Kuda just assumed a different identity.

Next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118008
That doesn't work. Dlanor literally says on the same page that the culprit has to be someone mentioned early in the story. Yasu's first name, Sayo, is mentioned in Episode 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118033
Then one of the other servants, Manon or whatever did it, they are mentioned. Manon is actually Krauss and Gohda in an identity crisis because Krauss loves cooking but thinks it's emasculating. He is both Krauss and Gohda.
Just about as believable as Shannon and Kanon being the same person and nobody from the family noticing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118103
Battler sees Krauss and Gohda together during lunch in Episode 1

>Still complaining about people not noticing Shkannon
See >>16113043

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118140
They're identical twins and are known to be so. Shannon and Kanon are just a guy in a different disguise. I've said this countless times but Krauss and Natsuhi must have noticed that there's only one person there when there are two people on the roster.

Also, even going with the whole "if Battler sees them together they can't be the same person", there's countless ways to cope with that. Battler hadn't seen Krauss in 6 years, nor Gohda. It could've been anyone. A mannequin with a casette tape with recorded dialogue. As Kudo explained the dishes, Krauss was just sitting there. After Gohda goes away and the letter arrives, everyone's so fixated on the letter and Maria that Gohda could easily switch with Krauss.
I'm not saying it was Kudo. I'm saying you can still think. Even the stupid bullshit I'm coming up with on the spot here is in the same league as the ultimate answer Ryu-chan provided after 7000 pages of murder mystery. That's the point I'm trying to make. Ryu-chan is smarter than that. I bet he's sitting in his chair right now, laughing at all the fools who believed the shit he served them.
Never. Stop. Thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16117979

[Anonymous No.]

>>16117987
Ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118212
>Even the stupid bullshit I'm coming up with on the spot here is in the same league as the ultimate answer Ryu-chan provided after 7000 pages of murder mystery.
It really isn't. The biggest difference is that there were tons of hints that they were the same person. There aren't any hints that Gohda and Krauss, or anyone else for that matter, are the same person. You're just being delusional

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118212
But Shkannon works.
Both thematically and as an answer to the riddles, Shkannon ties everything together nicely. I'm not settling for some bullshit answer, I'm perfectly satisfied with the conclusion we've been shown. Sure, I'm still willing to discuss alternate theories just for fun, but I still think Shkannon makes the most sense in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118242
That shit was so good. Will we ever get a fan fight scene like it?

Also, is Nanjo really your favorite Umineko? I thought I was the only one who liked him, Gohda and Krauss, the old guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118250
>>16118272
Well let's play a bit here then. Let's discard Shkannon. Let's leave out the answer we were given and go back to those glorious days of theorizing.

Who's the killer? Try and justify it with Reds we've been given if you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118296
Well, one thing that's clear is that Nanjo is most likely involved in some manner. Shkanontrice, Rosatrice, and even most of the minor theories rely on him working as an accomplice. Without him, the options for body tricks become very limited.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck it. It's Mystery Time again!

At 11pm, screams can be heard from Jessica's room. Genji and Gohda hear them first. They knock hard on Jessica's room, but all she does is scream more and more.
"He's here! Oh god, he's here!!"
With no master keys on their person, the servants rush to the servants room to get them. On the way, they see Natsuhi, who's gotten out of bed because of the commotion. They inform her of the situation. Natsuhi gets Krauss and eventually Genji, Gohda, Krauss, Natsuhi and Kumasawa stand in front of the Jessica's room. Genji unlocks the door.

Inside the room they find Jessica next to her bed, a large wound on her temple. Blood is gushing out. Her inhaler in at the other side of the room. There is no trace of the attacker anywhere. Not under the bed, in the closet, hiding behind furniture, nothing.

They all take her to the servants room to lie down on a bed.
Krauss and Natsuhi ask Jessica what happened, but she refuses to say anything on the matter.
Genji and Gohda relay what Jessica said. That "he's here, oh god he's here!". Natsuhi pushes Jessica into talking, but she simply won't say what happened.

Battler, who arrived earlier for a surprise visit is the detective. He inspects the room. The door was locked from the inside, which Natsuhi said is very unlike Jessica. The windows were locked from the inside as well.

How did the culprit get into Jessica's room and attack her?
Who could it have possibly been?
Why won't Jessica talk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118296
>>16118335
I still love the theory of Kinzo working together with the servants to kill his useless family. Creating a body double with six toes isn't beyond the average human. Nanjo had to be in on it, for body double/diagnosis reasons, but also because of being old friends with Kinzo.
Basically, Kinzo, Nanjo, Genji, Shannon and Kanon against the rest. Kumasawa and Gohda would sometimes get caught in the crossfire.

See if Kinzo isn't actually dead at the start of the games, that leaves us with a shitload of possibilities. Even if the whole "Kinzo is dead at the start of every game" thing holds true, we can simply use the Goldsmith pseudonym here. Goldsmith orchestrated the whole thing with his furniture and best friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118364
>There is no trace of the attacker anywhere. Not under the bed, in the closet, hiding behind furniture, nothing.
>hiding behind furniture
>furniture
The culprit is Kanon. He visited Jessica for a late night rendezvous. Jessica let him into her room and locked the door and windows so that nobody would disturb them. They then proceeded to do what any young couple would do when alone at night in a bedroom. Unfortunately, Jessica was unable to contain her moans of "He's here!" and drew attention to their escapades. Of course, Kanon remained totally silent throughout everything. Things got a little out of hand and Jessica ended up getting injured. When everyone broke into the room, Kanon stood perfectly still and disguised himself as a piece of furniture, and nobody realized as they continued to search around him. Jessica was too embarrassed to say anything and kept silent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118410
Absolutely laughable, anon-chaaaaaaaan!
It would never be that easy!

/RED/ Kanon is not the culprit!
/RED/ Kanon is not on the island during this case!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118364
Jessica was anxious about Battler coming and thought the knock was Battler
she got an asthma attack from the surprise and injured herself on some furniture
Jessica locked herself inside and doesn't want to talk about it because she was trying to look good to impress Battler

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118426
Then it wasn't "Kanon," but her good friend "Shanon". Jessica merely said "HE's here" because she's so deep in the closet, which is even more of a reason for Jessica to stay quiet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118443
>she was trying to look good to impress Battler
and by that I mean she was embarrassed about it, hence why she wasn't talking

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118443
>>16118456
to clarify my theory: there was nobody in the room except for jessica
she just panicked because Battler showed up and she wanted to impress him but was embarrassed about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118443
/RED/ Jessica has no feelings for Battler
/RED/ Battler's surprise visit only happened after the ordeal. His sole presence in the scenario is to provide the detective's authority.

Something far more sinister is at play here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118462
You didn't deny my blue that there was nobody in the room 'cept for Jessica, or that she panicked and hurt herself over something, so I presume all that's still true
Krauss rapes Jessica nightly and she thought he was coming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118452
/RED/ Shanon nor Kanon are on the island during this case.

>>16118456
>>16118460
/RED/ Battler's arrival on Rokkenjima has absolutely nothing to do with Jessica's case.

/RED/ The door was locked from the inside BEFORE Genji and Gohda knocked. This behaviour is very unlike Jessica, who usually kept her door open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118478
>>16118472
She locked her door to keep Krauss out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118472
Krauss rapes his siblings, not his children that's somebody else's domain...
>>16118462
>Something far more sinister is at play here.
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118490
so Kinzo thought in the absence of any golden-haired beauty Jessica would be the next best thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118472
/RED/ Krauss is not the culprit, nor has he anything to do with the case.

And another one.
/RED/ Krauss would never rape his daughter nightly.

/____---___--LOGIC--____---ERR_--EERRRORRR___/
LOGIC ERROR HAS OCCURRED.
LOGIC ERROR HAS OCCURRED.
LOGIC ERROR
LOGIC ERROR
ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118492
I wouldn't put it past him...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118494
oh shit this 'bout to get interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118490
>>16118492
>>16118496
Kinzo being the culprit would also explain why someone like Genji just happens to not be carrying his master key on him at the time of the incident. Kinzo ordered him to give him his key so that he could get into Jessica's bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118494
>>16118498
Shit guys, shit. You gotta help me out here. I made a huge mistake.
I had it all planned out. There's an actual solution, but I can't give it.
I made a huge mistake saying that Red. I didn't have the authority at all to say that Krauss wouldn't do...that.
You have to believe me that that isn't the answer. Help me.
I'm stuck in a room. I can't get out. There's a witch glaring at me from the window, she's...she's holding duct tape and some kind of probe thing. Help me, for god's sake help me. Solve it.

I am not allowed to give Reds anymore but please believe me when I say Krauss didn't do it. It's really simple, Jessica merely thought------ERROR OCCURRED. LOGIC ERROR. GAME MASTER RIGHTS HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY. YOU ARE LOCKED. LOCKEDLOCKEDLOCKEDLOCKEDLOCKED. You have been lockedlockedlockedlockedlockedLOCKED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118520
Jessica somehow contracted Hinamizawa syndrome. She thought that Oyashiro-sama was coming for her and began clawing at her temple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118532
ERROR? ERROR ERROR. LOGIC ERROR. Before. ERRRROR CODE. Timeline diff-LOGIC ERROR. ChronoLOGIC ERROR. before the door ERRORERRRORERRROR

[Anonymous No.]

Count on Krauss to provide an innocent anon with a logic error just because he said Krauss would never rape someone nightly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118534
Jessica thought Kanon was coming for a date, but got the wrong day?

[Anonymous No.]

/ERRORRED/ JESSICA WAS RAPED /RED/ ERROR ERROR REBOOT. GAME MASTER PRIVILEGE TAKEN AWAY UNTIL MYSTERY SOLVED

[Anonymous No.]

i gotta go parse some sentences someone else help this poor anon out

[Anonymous No.]

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O18lICr-5Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118572
Genji and Ghoda did it. The entire first part was a lie (there were no screams, the door wasn't locked), after raping and injuring jessica they left and jessica locked the door and window from the inside. She doesn't say anything in the end because they are still in the room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118663
You incompetent fools! Since your GM is stuck in a logic error, I will deal with this game until it is finished!
/RED/ Jessica most certainly screamed and shouted those words and Genji and Gohda overheard them!
/RED/ No rape can happen in between doors!

I bet you can't even save your fellow anon even when I've given you the answer right there. Go back through previous posts if you want to save your precious anon. Or not. I don't care. I like screwing around with your virgin losers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118739
I still say it was kinzo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118789
/RED/ Kinzo is dead

[Anonymous No.]

Could someone edit this to give Kyrie and Rudolf eyes pls. They look stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118805
/BLUE/ Jessica raped herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118913
Pathetic.
Think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118739
Krauss, Natsuhi, Battler, Genji, Gohda, Kumasawa, and Jessica. No other living humans exist on the island right now, correct? Battler has been explicitly stated to be uninvolved. If we assume that the "He's here!" is reffering to the rapist, then that also rules out Jessica, Natsuhi, and Kumasawa, leaving only Krauss, Genji, and Gohda.
Istill think that it's very strange for Genji, with his pride as a servant, to not carry his master key on him at all times. Based on that, perhaps He and Gohda really were carrying them, used them to enter the room and rape Jessica, and then fled the scene claiming that they were getting the keys.

>/RED/ Jessica most certainly screamed and shouted those words and Genji and Gohda overheard them!
>/RED/ No rape can happen in between doors!

That really doesn't change anything. Jessica could have been calling out for help as they raped her, so of course they would have overheard it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118364
> On the way, they see Natsuhi, who's gotten out of bed because of the commotion.
Is it red or what?

[Anonymous No.]

Umineko ost is amazing and I want to listen to it forever.
But I also want to reread the VN a couple of years later so I need to stop listening to it to appreciate it better.
...FUCK!

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/07th_official/status/799153528715390976
Apparently Ryukishi wrote one of the scenarios for the Kamaitachi no Yoru remake, which will be released in February

[Anonymous No.]

>>16120562
>Kamaitachi no Yoru
>Iwaihime
>TRianThology
>Rewrite Blu-Ray bonus stories
>Rose Guns Days - The Best
>Hotarubi
>new manga starting next week
He's been really busy this year

[Anonymous No.]

>>16120591
I kinda wish he'd focus on one big project instead though. Well, as long as he's continuing to make new things it's alright I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16120562
>Kamaitachi no Yoru
>The game revolves around Tōru and his girlfriend Mari, who are suddenly drawn into a horrible murder mystery while on vacation at a skiing lodge.
When The Owls Cry became real

[Anonymous No.]

>>16120605
>The game revolves
Why do japs always use this phrase?
It seems the descriptions for anime alway start with "The show revolves around..." or something like that

[Anonymous No.]

look what shop Takano's set up...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16120605
I guess he really did receive my letter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16120591
>Ryukishi
>circa 2014
>fucking hell, I got the japanese cold and RGD had to be delayed
>I'm not even sure I can have October parties anymore
>I'm not young like I used to be
>I can't write like I used to with Higurashi and Umineko
>I'll be writing at a slower pace, for my health
>2016
>welp time to just write a bunch of different things to make up for not releasing anything in 2015

>>16120696
Do you think Takano would greet you in her maid outfit?

[Anonymous No.]

I just want translations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16122289
I've actually been working on cleaning the pages, though I can't speak Japanese so it might just be a wasted effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16122437
I also don't know but we can to think of an our own story

[Anonymous No.]

clearly, Krauss is not Krauss, Jessica is not Jessica and rape was not real rape because you can't rape the willing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16122582
>think of an our own story
Well, if you insist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16122635
Cool, go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16122764

[Anonymous No.]

>>16122437
>They're my eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16119013
/RED/ Krauss, Natsuhi, Battler, Genji, Gohda, Kumasawa and Jessica are are only people on the island.
/RED/ Genji and Gohda did not rape Jessica while she was screaming. Both of them were outside her locked door.
/RED/ The door was definitely locked and Genji and Gohda did not just claim that the door was locked.

>>16119198
Nothing in the first post of a mystery should be seen as red. It's just a general outline of the situation. Things may be wrong, or hidden. But in this case, yes
/RED/ Natsuhi had gotten out of bed after hearing all the commotion and was seen by Genji and Gohda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16123719
Alright, review time.

>RED/ JESSICA WAS RAPED
>/RED/ Krauss, Natsuhi, Battler, Genji, Gohda, Kumasawa and Jessica are are only people on the island.
So that's 7 suspects total, assuming name tricks don't come into play.

>/RED/ Battler's arrival on Rokkenjima has absolutely nothing to do with Jessica's case.
>/RED/ Krauss is not the culprit, nor has he anything to do with the case.
If these can be interpreted to mean that they are innocent than that leaves 5.

>/RED/ Genji and Gohda did not rape Jessica while she was screaming.
>while she was screaming.
Perhaps she began screaming for help after they had raped her and left the room.
Or maybe she started screaming about something else, after which they broke into her room and raped her to shut her up.
If not then I guess they're out as well. That just leaves the 3 women, which seems confusing considering the "he's here" bit. But let's check regardless.

>/RED/ Natsuhi had gotten out of bed after hearing all the commotion and was seen by Genji and Gohda.
>after hearing all the commotion
If we take that to mean that she was confined to her bed until after the rape,then she's also innocent, unless Jessica was also in her bed somehow.

If not then that just leaves Jessica and Kumasawa as possible culprits. That is if "culprit" refers to the one who raped Jessica.
Also there's the chance that the "Jessica was raped" truth is referring to some completely unrelated incident that took place at some other time.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone here help me solve Umineko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16123998
The witch did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16123835
/RED/ Genji and Gohda did not have their master key or any other key with them that could unlock Jessica's door at the moment Jessica was screaming.
/RED/ Genji or Gohda did not break into Jessica's room to rape her.

/RED/ "Culprit" here refers to the one who raped Jessica.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124025
Maybe the rape didn't take place in Jessica's room. Maybe they raped her elsewhere, after which she fled to her room, locked the door and began screaming.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the three sizes / cup sizes of the Stakes(

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124128
/RED/ The rape of Jessica took place in Jessica's room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124189
It's hard to say for certain since, as usual it varies depending on the version. The PS3 version seems to be less curvy overall. I think OMK and Steam both give them a slightly thinner waistline. In addition, OMK also features a noticeably larger bust, while the Steam version focuses more on the hips. I can't really guess at any precise BWH measurements, but I think it's fair to say that they'd either be a C or D cup, most likely D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16123998
Incest baby thrown off a cliff, dick is gone. Baby grows up, works for family that birthed his incestuous self and broke his penis.
Dresses up because he's bored and fucked in the head. Boy is nice to her once. She gets obsessed by boy. Boy leaves for six years. Incest baby gets mad and tries to kill everyone with an evil scheme. Then nice boy's parents smell money and kill everyone.
Nice boy meets up with incest baby and they drown together. Nice boy survives but doesn't remember shit. Starts writing books about what might have happened.

There. It took 12.000 pages, but that's basically the story of Umineko in a nutshell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124297
How was she trying to make him remember his promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124219
Maybe she let them into the room of her own accord, and then they raped her. They heard her scream either before entering or after leaving the room.

There's also nothing known about Kumasawa's actions up until the discovery of the crime. Perhaps she used one of the methods proposed for Gohda/Genji?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124320
/RED/ Jessica did not let anyone in of her own accord. Nor did Genji or Gohda force their way in seeing as they did not have a key at the time.
/RED/ Genji and Gohda's testimony is true! They heard Jessica scream, banged on the door, and when she didn't open, they left to get their master keys.
/RED/ Kumasawa did not rape Jessica.
/RED/ When Jessica shouted "He's here! Oh god, he's here!!!", she was refering to the culprit, also known as the rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124315
The logic battles might have jogged his memory about the times the talked about mysteries when they were kids. Also by urging him to solve the mystery so that he would understand the why dunnit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I left after the whole spanking banning thing, did I miss anything important/funny/interesting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124344
Alright. I think that's enough to rule out Genji and Gohda then, for now at least.
>/RED/ When Jessica shouted "He's here! Oh god, he's here!!!", she was referring to the culprit, also known as the rapist.
So I guess that means the culprit was male, assuming that Jessica wasn't misidentifying them. But that makes things difficult since all the men stated to be on the island have been given pretty explicit alibis.
For now, I'll take a step back from the Who Dunnit and look at the How Dunnit.

>/RED/ The rape of Jessica took place in Jessica's room.
>/RED/ Jessica did not let anyone in of her own accord.
>/RED/ The door was locked from the inside BEFORE Genji and Gohda knocked.
>/RED/ No rape can happen in between doors!

Let's look at when the rape occurred. The culprit could have either entered the room before the door was locked, or when Genji and Gohda left to go get the keys. The later situation would require a key to unlock the door as well as a reason for Jessica to begin screaming prematurely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124344
Repeat it! There was another person in addition to Jessica in the room with her at the time of the incident!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124388
You're getting close, anon.
This was always more about the howdunnit, though I have a motive ready at the end, it's not really important for now.

I will employ the green truth, the hint truth. Open at your descretion.
>The timing of the rape is crucial to this case

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124411
/RED/ There was another person in addition to Jessica in the room when she was being raped!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124412
I don't want to check the hint just yet.

So maybe the culprit just entered the room when it was unlocked, locked the door behind them, and then proceeded to rape her as she screamed for help.

Alternatively.

/RED/ There was another person in addition to Jessica in the room when she was being raped!

But was there another person in the room at the time she screamed? going back to >>16123835 Maybe the was a separate incident. For example, maybe she was raped before and just had a nightmare and began screaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124189
>>16124291
Which stake has the biggest boobs? Assuming they aren't all identical.

[Anonymous No.]

Kumasawa was tongue darting her anus, when she started to orgasm violently, hence the screaming. Genji and Gohda knock on her door, and she assumes Krauss has come by for his weekly raping, she screams to Kumasawa, who is hard of hearing, that "He(Krauss) [is] here!" Genji and Gohda left to find the other servants, and Kumasawa left the room, which Jessica locked behind her. Kumasawa was then found by Genji and co, and they proceeded to gather around her door and unlock it. Jessica was embarrassed by her moans, so naturally she wouldn't want to talk about it.

Repeat it!! Kumasawa was not in the room while Genji and Gohda knocked at around 11 PM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124444
>So maybe the culprit just entered the room when it was unlocked, locked the door behind them, and then proceeded to rape her as she screamed for help.
How would the culprit escape then? There was no trace of anyone once the family and servants arrived to find Jessica.

>For example, maybe she was raped before and just had a nightmare and began screaming.
True.
/RED/ When Genji and Gohda heard Jessica screaming, she was not being raped. She had been raped prior to this and had a nightmare about it and started screaming.

Yet she was found with a wound to her temple that could have nearly killed her if she didn't get immediate care from the servants/family.
Also, why does she keep quiet about it. She knows who raped her, yet she refuses to tell anyone about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124463
/RED/ Kumasawa was not in the room while Genji and Gohda knocked at around 11pm
I like your solution much more than the actual one though. Imagine that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124469
>How would the culprit escape then? There was no trace of anyone once the family and servants arrived to find Jessica.
They would have left when Genji and Gohda went to get the key, after which Jessica re-locked the door for fear of their return.

>/RED/ When Genji and Gohda heard Jessica screaming, she was not being raped. She had been raped prior to this and had a nightmare about it and started screaming.
This opens up the possibilities. The rapist didn't even need to be someone currently on the island in that case.

Jessica could have had a panic attack and injured herself. As for why she doesn't want to reveal who the culprit is, perhaps they're one of the people who were in the room when she was asked to confess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124513
/RED/ Jessica had been raped earlier that same day.
/RED/ The rapist is on the island.

You've pretty much got it, actually. Want to throw in some theories as to who it was and why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124527
Well let's see...
Gohda because he can't have Natsuhi
Krauss for meme reasons
Genji out of some long lost order from Kinzo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124547
Krauss was already ruled out, well, there was the logic error, but whatever.

It was Gohda. He used his key to enter Jessica's room and he raped her. He can't have Natsuhi, so he settled for abusing her daughter. He threatened her with a kitchen knife not to speak a word about this to anyone. Tears streamed down Jessica's face as Gohda's sweaty hand covered her mouth as he raped her. He told her that if she ever spoke a word about this, he wouldn't kill her, he'd kill her parents, Kanon, Shannon, everyone she cared about.
After the deed was done, Jessica locked her room from the inside out of fear (as Natsuhi said, this was very unlike her). Jessica drifted off to sleep but was visited by nightmares of Gohda with his kitchen knife, raping her, killing her family and friends. That's when she screamed. As Genji and Gohda got their keys, she struggled in her hysteria and fell off her bed, hitting her temple hard on her bedside table, her inhaler rolled over to the other end of the room.
When she was found and questioned, she said nothing. Gohda was there, always looking. He gave her a look that said a million words. One word from Jessica, and everyone would die.


Anyway, yes, the trick was the time of the rape. Jessica wasn't being raped when she screamed, she was raped earlier than that. The screams were just her PTSD, which also resulted in her injuries.

As I've said before though, I like the idea of Kumasawa giving Jessica a good licking and sneaking out as Genji and Gohda went to get the key.
>>16124479

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124411
>>16124417
You sneaky motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124456
My headcanon ranking of the stakes busts from biggest to smallest.

1st: Beelzebub. It makes sense that all the food she eats would give her a very big pair.
2nd: Satan. The image of an angry busty beauty just fits her too well.
3rd: Asmodeus. As the stake of lust, a full figure is only to be expected.
4th: Belphegor. Neither too big nor too small, this balanced position suits her.
5th: Lucifer. Despite being the oldest sister, her chest falls just short of the average mark.
6th: Mammon. She's more the type to feel up rather than be felt up. Plus Ange's breasts would more than make up for hers.
7th: Leviathan. Just one more thing for her to be envious of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124676
Spotted that, did you? Just shows how much difference wording can make.
There was another person there during the rape. The "incident" is unclear, but if it refers to the screaming than no, there wasn't another person there.

[Anonymous No.]

We need more mysteries, I really like these. I usually just watch it unfold without playing, but I still love em

[Anonymous No.]

Where the drinking game at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124738
Shit, no progress yet. Midterms coming up. It'll be ready soon, I promise.

[Anonymous No.]

Ange is for _______.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124769

KK

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124821
promotional material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125053
What sort of promotional material?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125096
butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125100
Well, hers does make for some good advertising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124821
Very long hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125100
I prefer her boobs, but she covers both bases well enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125126
I could spend hours in that soft embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

What would sex with each Stake be like? Which one would be the best lay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16124291
Official anime art gives them huge knockers though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125413
Sorry. when I said D-cup, I was thinking in American measurements, which if I remember correctly would be an E-cup on the Japanese scale. Though if that picture is to be believed, they might be pushing on an DD aka F-cup. What do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125452
I'm no good with cup sizes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125478
I'm no expert either, but I think an E-cup would be the safest bet. You could also measure their size relative to other characters. For example, between which 2 characters would you place them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125392
>Which one would be the best lay?
It depends on what your preferences are,

Asmodeus would want to do things romantically. Sex with her might end up being surprisingly vanilla.
Beelzebub would mostly use her mouth. She'd just keep milking you until she's full. But as a result you might not even get a chance for any vaginal.
Mammon would want to try experimenting with a bunch of different positions, and would insist on going for several rounds
Belphegor would take care of everything for you. You could just lay there and relax as she pleasured you.
Satan would be very aggressive, insisting on being on top, but she'd want you to participate too. She'd get mad if you cum before she's ready.
Leviathan would want to try anything you did with her sisters (Or even just said you did with them) but she'd need you to take the lead.
Lucifer would try to take the lead, acting all proud. But she would soon break down and leave things up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125520
Mammon, Leviathan and Lucifer sound the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125527
Lucifer's a good balance. The great thing about Mammon and Leviathan is that having sex with their sisters lead to more rounds with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125520
I want to see Satan's pissed off reaction to being bukake'd. Or Beelzebub getting addicted to the taste of semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125520
>>16125527
>>16125538
Aggressive girls becoming blushing virgins halfway through an ero scene is never okay.
Any VN or doujin author that does this should have a pipe bomb thrown through their front window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125498
I want a double paizuri from Beelze and Asmo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125543
>Not liking gap moe

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125552
That's not gap moe. Moe is completely divorced from sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be given access to 7 pairs of big beautiful breasts
>Settling for a mere double paizuri
You need to dream bigger anon. I'd rather have all seven sister's strip off their tops and oil up their chests before rubbing my body all over with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125569
>Being greedy

One is more than enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125569
Meant for>>16125545

[Anonymous No.]

Can't I just cuddle with Lucifer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125569
Is this before or after you realise you planned Seven Dates with Seven Stakes on the same day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125571
Of course, I'd be happy with just one of them, but when given access to the entire set, what would you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125581
I can think of at least 1 person who could pull it off...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125587
The gayest most annoying faggot is also the luckiest. Wew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125569
I could totally see GM Battler demanding this sort of "oppai heaven" from his furniture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125587
That's not George.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125590
He's also got Maria and possibly Ange. Just imagine a 10-way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125598
>Maria
Pass.
>Ange
That fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Which stake would be the best at paizuri?

[Anonymous No.]

Lost your top 3 girls you want to fuck the most.
Rosa, Lucifer, Ange.

>>16125604
Belphegor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125610
Ange, Erika, Lambda

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125610
Lucifer, Natsuhi and Beatrice.

I hope you're sending this market research to R07.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125610
Beato, Eva-Beatrice, Erika

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125604
My bet's on Satan. Aggressive tittyfucks are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>next to no good looking Stake fanart
Why do I even exist? Just to suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125678
You exist to dig through page upon page of pixiv tagged 煉獄の七姉妹 in hope of finding that art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125678
There's plenty of good stake fanart. It's just that it's never enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125692
Already did that.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to grope the furniture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125711
Furniture exists for your desires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125711
>groping
He's just checking whether that furniture's cushions are soft enough. It's important if he's going to spend the next get on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125580
Of course you can.

[Anonymous No.]

On the topic of quality pixiv art.

>Betreechi, ledd me groppe your oopies :DDDDDDDDDDDD
>Nyat
>Oh fuggggg :DDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125722
Then It's okay for me to order Lucifer to get topless and let me use her big boobs as pillows during my afternoon nap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125770
Certainly. There are human but no furniture rights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16118864

[Anonymous No.]

still the best two hotties in umineko

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126028
Gaap looks way less busty here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125520
Belphegor sounds so chill, I'd hang out with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126540
Belpegor is the best choice for relaxing sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126560
>relaxing
I want rough, exhausting sex though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126566
Then your best bet would probably be Satan. That or Mammon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16117674

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126600
Not a fan of white or brown hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126028
I prefer Ange to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126633
You sure are picky. How about Asmodeus then? Might not be as aggressive, but still plenty passionate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125770
How would lucifer react to such an order?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126649
I guess that will do it but wouldn't Lucifer be more satisfying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126659
Maybe, with her things could go in a few different directions. Maybe the kind of sex you're looking for wouldn't be too out of character for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>we never got the amount of Stake fanart in a good quality that we deserve

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126685
There's a decent amount. Not as much as there should be, but the same could be said for most seacats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126715
I hope you don't think that the you image that you posted has good artstyle.

Here's a rare exception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126715
why the fuck isn't this as popular as higurashi?
Even if you think Higurashi is better they're on a pretty similar level

[Anonymous No.]

Checkumeito!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126719
What's wrong with it? I think that artist generally does a pretty good job.
>>16126744
Higurashi had a more successful anime, which is all most people care about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126657
At first she'd try to argue that such an act is beneath one such as herself. But eventually she'd be forced to comply, removing her top while holding back tears of frustration.

[Anonymous No.]

We needed more of the Stakes in casual outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126784
It can't be helped. Their uniform is just so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126685
How about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126828
>that face
>no breasts
>those ankles
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126835
Your just being picky. And you're not focusing on the main part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126895
I focus on everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126901
It sounds like nitpicking to be honest.
How about this then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126938
Are you fucking kidding me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126941
I don't see much of an issue besides the right arm, and I can ignore that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126941
This?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126979
That gets a pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126982
You have pretty high standards.

[Anonymous No.]

how does ryukishi design so many god-tier costumes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16127833
He is secretly a millionaire fashion designer for the occult activities of the Japanese elite

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126835
elbows too pointy.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone up for that drinking game?
I'll be home in about an hour and I can put the finishing touches on it. It'd be a beta version though, just to check if it works.
I actually want to corroborate with edit-anon for the final version.

Anyway, if you feel like drinking with your fellow seacats, get some beers in and we can have some fun later tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128007
Edit-anon here. If there's anything I can do to help with the final version then please let me know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128007
oh shit this is like the worst possible time for a drinking game
guess I could give it a small go

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128016
I'd be grateful for your help but it's tough discussing this on here. Could you maybe make an email adress I could contact you with? I'm not sure if that's somehow against the rules though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128075
I made a throwaway email adress we can use. Hopefully it's alright.
[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128114
Thanks. I'll email you once I get home.

In the meantime, how many players do we have? Who wants to beta-test the official seacats drinking game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128154
count me in

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128161
Great. I've basically got it on paper, just need to make a pic of it once I'm home. Gonna need at least 3 or 4 players for this to work though.
If you're on seacats on a saturday night, get some beers and join in, it'll be fun!

[Anonymous No.]

Also, could someone be so kind to post a pic of every ushiromiya face? I need it for the game. Basically the menu screen in the VN of the family and servants, their faces. Would save me a lot of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128195
are the small ones ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128195
Here's the anime version for now. I know I had the other versions saved somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128245
Bit too small, thanks though!

>>16128267
It's perfecto. Cheers, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

some of you guys are alright.
don't come to Rokkenjima tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128190
My liver is ready.

[Anonymous No.]

Almost done, get those drinks ready.
Also, we might need to adopt temporary tripcodes to distinguish the different players.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128436
Could we not just use names?
It's not as if we're going to cheat in a drinking game

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128291
I'm on Rokkenjima and there is a giant storm which prevents me from leaving the island.

DOSHIOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128486
Go investigate the chapel's sign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128454
Good point, let's do names then.

Anyway, here it is. It's a drinking board game.
You roll, and the last digit of your post is the number of steps you take. Each panel has a different rule on it, as shown in the pic. As I've said before, this really is a beta test to see how and if it works. Rules might change in future versions. The whole board should look a lot better as well thanks to edit-anon, who I'm going to email about this later. I wanted to ask him to make it a bit more appealing. This is just something I fucked around with on MS Paint.

I'll also post a pic of just the game board in a bit. If you want, you can read through the rules a bit before we start.
I'd like at least three people to play this, so let's put on some names and see how many people are willing to play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128509
Damn, I kinda want to do that but I'm too busy farming blood dregs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128524
Come on, join in. The more people we get to play, the more fun it is, and the more feedback I can get in order to improve the game.

[angry snek No.]

>>16128509
first off I'm not a fan of eva, jessica, or george's panels
it's alright saying "go to x panel" but you should put an extra condition in, otherwise there's no point in having them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128509
Question. If you get Jessica/George/etc and move to the nearest Kanon/Shannon/etc panel, do you then carry out that panel's order as well?

[angry snek No.]

>>16128579
and of course the first thing I roll takes me back to the beginning
what a life

[DetectiveDelicious No.]

Rolling

>>16128579
Good point. For now, let's add two sips to the Eva/Jessica/George panels.

>>16128585
Yes, you carry out the panel you get sent to immediately.


Also, here's the board itself, without the rules.

[DetectiveDelicious No.]

>>16128587
>>16128620
Seems we're both back at the start. I'll roll again.

[DetectiveDelicious No.]

>>16128625
Ok, I rolled a Battler. I put myself five places ahead onto George. I take two sips and move to the nearest Shannon. The last digit of this post decides what happens next.

[angry snek No.]

>>16128587
ok, guess I'm on the first Krauss
bloodborneanon come on, I know you can multitask

what are people drinking by the by

[DetectiveDelicious No.]

>>16128657
I'm drinking beer, 5% alcohol.
Also, was your post just now another roll? If so, then this is another roll for me.

Also yeah, anyone watching this unfold, come join in and play. We need to polish this game into something good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128674
>5% alcohol.

[angry snek No.]

>>16128674
>I'm drinking beer
I got that much you fucking melon
what beer
also yeah I'm counting every post as a roll

>get killed, go back to start
>get raped by krauss
>get raped by kinzo
what a night I'm having

[angry snek No.]

>>16128687
what did you expect, Tactical Nuclear Penguin??

also I managed to mix up kinzo with genji, fuck
and now I'm getting raped by Krauss again, fantastic

[DetectiveDelicious No.]

>>16128698
Some Heineken I picked up at the supermarket. Not my favourite kind, but it was on sale. What're you drinking?

>>16128687
You dissing the fact that it's 5% alcohol, or that I didn't use your weird 10-proof terminology?

Anyway, my story so far.
>restart at square one
>Get Battler
>Go to George
>Go to Shannon, my post number is odd so I take 5 sips
>Go to Genji, second-to-last number is 7, so 7 sips

Now let's see what happens.

[DetectiveDelicious No.]

>>16128718
I'm unsure what to do with the Krauss rule of having to take an extra sip on top of your sips for the rest of the game. Seeing as you keep getting raped by Krauss you would have to take 3 sips on top of any other punishment. Seems a bit harsh. Shall we make that a one-time deal? Once you get raped by Krauss you just add another sip for the rest of the game, but that's it?

Anyway, I had a drink with Rudolf, talking about his love life. Doubled my post number so 6 sips for me.
Rolling.

[angry snek No.]

>>16128733
>Some Heineken
wow, same here
nah I prefer it if the Krauss rule stacks, makes it more interesting

[DetectiveDelicious No.]

>>16128751
Landed on Kanon. My post ends in an odd number so I have to give 5 sips away. Gonna have to be you angry snek.
Wish someone would join us. Once we start having to deal out sips, it's gonna be boring with just two players.

[angry snek No.]

>>16128774
well, I got Kyrie, and I guess the only other player is you
4 sips to you, guess we're about even now

the best drinking game I've played was one where getting a certain card allowed you to make up a rule
one guy who was about 70 years old came up with the rule "You're not allowed to argue with me"
fucked up the game completely

[DetectiveDelicious No.]

>>16128774
Small world. Though I guess you can get Heineken anywhere. Also, if you're happy to stack the Krauss rule, that's fine with me. How many times have you been raped now, three?
So the 5 sips I gave to you become 8? You gonna get drunk soon.
Anyway, my last post got me to Eva, so now I took 10 steps back and am getting raped by Krauss. 3 sips and an extra sip for the rest of the game.

[DetectiveDelicious No.]

>>16128804
>>16128806
Cheers, snek. That's 4+1 sips from your Kyrie panel, plus I rolled a Kanon, my nuber is even so that's 5+1 sips. 11 sips in total. I'm starting to see how this game could quickly fuck you up, especially with the nightly rapings of Krauss in play.

[angry snek No.]

>>16128804
>>16128825
I got shannon, and my post no was even, so guess it's another 5 sips to you
sorry mate

only got raped 2 times but I'm omega lightweight so this will probably fuck me up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128784
Sorry. I don't have any alcohol on me, and I'm currently busy looking into how I can make the board. I'm still watching you two though.

[angry snek No.]

>>16128846
spoke too soon, there's the 3rd rape
fuck my life

[DetectiveDelicious No.]

>>16128846
I got a Rosa, I think you were on a Kyrie panel by then so 3 sips? Guess we're sort of even at this point. Anyway, new roll.

>>16128850
You edit-anon?

[DetectiveDelicious No.]

>>16128860
Still Rosa then, but now you're on a Krauss panel, so 4 sips.
It's a fast-paced game man.

[DetectiveDelicious No.]

>>16128870
Keep getting 0's. Seems like Rosa just won't let me go.

[angry snek No.]

almost time to crack open another can. With more players this could be pretty brutal

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128860
>You edit-anon?
Yep. I recently got ahold of all the PS3 game's visuals, so I've been looking through them to see what what make for a good board.

[DetectiveDelicious No.]

>>16128926
It's okay with two players, but it would be a lot more fun with one or two extra people in the mix. Anyway, I landed a Kyrie with a 1, so that's 1 whole sip to you.

[angry snek No.]

rollin once more
this seems to end a bit quick, though I guess you can just play it again

[DetectiveDelicious No.]

>>16128934
Guess I don't really need to email you then. Like I said, this board was made in MS Paint and looks like shit. I wanted to ask you to work your edit magic and turn it into something professional looking. Glad you're thinking of stuff as we play.

[angry snek No.]

>>16128943
ooh, I got a beer-trice.
I'll go to Kyrie, since it's 2 from the end and you get 3 sips
and I can put you anywhere. I guess you can go get Krauss'd

[DetectiveDelicious No.]

>>16128943
5 sips to you from my Kanon panel.
Now I'm back on a Shannon panel via George. The post was even, so another 5 sips to you.
Where exactly on the board are you anyway, it's hard to keep up? Are you nearing the Golden Land?

[angry snek No.]

>>16128954
aaaaand that's me at the Golden land. GG

[DetectiveDelicious No.]

>>16128954
Shit, you're gonna win this. I guess you'll put me at the first Krauss? My arsehole is ready, I guess. Damn it Krauss.

[DetectiveDelicious No.]

>>16128962
Congrats.
Any ideas or feedback? Rules that need changing? Placement of the panels?

I might start a new game if we get at least one more player to play with us.

[angry snek No.]

>>16128969
nah that was pretty good cheers
as long as you update the jeooji and jessica panels it should be fine

[DetectiveDelicious No.]

Fuck it, I wanna get shitfaced. Anyone up for another round?

[angry snek No.]

>>16129082
sorry man, I got a fuckton of work to catch up on so I don't wanna be too wankered tomorrow
if you wanna do this again in a week or two I'm definitely up for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16129133
No problem. I'll work on refining the game and hope we get a larger crowd next weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16128509
I like the idea. There could be more character-specific rules though. Also, I'd love to see some other characters on there, maybe some magic characters, stakes, Erika, Bernkastel, Ronove etc. Still, I'd play this, not tonight though sorry.

[angry snek No.]

>>16129214
>maybe some magic characters, stakes

>you will never deito lucifer
>take 10 sips in an attempt to forget

[Anonymous No.]

>>16129242
Stuff like that. Put in some more "memes" for lack of a better word. I liked the Nanjo one and the Krauss rape references. Couple more of those and it'd be a bit more fun I think.

[Anonymous No.]

You've been visited by the Ghost of Kraussmas Past.
What does he show you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16129340
Krauss visits me in the middle of my sleep? All he shows me is his Ushiromidick most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

I like how in the past few months we've turned Krauss into a merciless rapist and Nanjo into a competent killer. I wonder what we can do with other characters like Gohda and Kumasawa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16129398
>Krauss
>rapist
I must have missed that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16129400
Are you not familiar with the nightly rapings of Krauss?
It's been all over the threads for weeks. Somehow the story got out that he raped Eva during childhood every single night, and continues to do so whenever she's near. Sources say he raped Rosa as well. But Eva is his biggest rape prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16129444
>Are you not familiar with the nightly rapings of Krauss?
I usually only browse /a/, senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16129458
I've left those lands long ago. Tell me, traveler, do they still have Umineko threads over there from time to time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16129536
It's a lot more rare but sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16129539
Are they shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16129753
nah not generally

[Anonymous No.]

Riveting conersation

[Anonymous No.]

>>16129813
you wanna talk about greggs lad

[Anonymous No.]

>>16129836
I want you to nibble my crusty cod

[Anonymous No.]

>>16129867
Awful

[Anonymous No.]

New thread.
>>16129975
>>16129975
>>16129975
>>16129975
>>16129975
>>16129975

[Anonymous No.]

New thread
>>16130086
>>16130086
>>16130086
>>16130086
>>16130086
>>16130086

[Anonymous No.]

>>16129340
His nightly rapes. I somehow find it hilarious that a ghost would talk about his sexual exploits while he's dead.
>he stalks Ange beyond the dead
>woooo I am a ghost, the ghost of the brother who raped Eva endlessly every night
>WOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125569
I have two heads, two arms, two legs and a mouth.

Every part of my body will contribute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16125126
>you huge her
>she doesn't move or do anything
>she keeps staring at you with that bland empty face wondering when you'll let go

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126828
>>16126895
too bad ange decided to freeze that beautiful pussy and break it into pieces. such a waste.

wish i could that string up, till it gets inside of her and rub it across her vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126028
haven't kept up too much with the thread, but part 3 of their fight hasn't been released, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16131479
Not yet. I've got an outline, but I need to fill out the details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16130593
>You start to let go, only to squeeze her again
>still no reaction
>you continue repeatedly pressing against her

[Anonymous No.]

>this thread is still here


...Is this a chess board? It's been 10 years. It's over, you can go

[Anonymous No.]

>>16132226
It's not a chess board, it's a cheese board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16132226
But I want to relive the fun days. I keep lurking these threads hoping 08 will come again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16132226
It's not over until the fat lady sings it in red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16132226
Seacats is endless!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16133404
I could end seacat threads so hard just by being annoying in other /jp/ threads, linking these threads to other boards, posting dozens of simultaneous seacat threads on /jp/ to annoy mods. All to bring negative attention to these threads and the peaceful days of these threads would be over, just like that.

Seacats will die out eventually. Just like the cicadas did. wooh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16133560
But you won't, wimp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16133574
That's because I love you too much and I can't and won't let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16133560
No, you don't. I'm the only one allowed to bully these dorks when I feel like doing so, you nerd. I will destroy you
>>16133369
lol don't stay in the past.
>>16132226
Well, it just on page 8. /jp/ is a little more slow than other boards

sage because I'm not really here, just lurking

[Anonymous No.]

>>16133869
>sage
You get a chuckle and a (you)

[Anonymous No.]

Rules sheet for the next drinking game. Descriptions left blank for now in case of any changes.

[Anonymous No.]

so I guess the drinking game got deleted
I got banned for playing it because "dubs", apparently
is the guy who made it still here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16137358
>banned for playing it because "dubs"
I think it was because of the rolling. Get posts related to post numbers aren't allowed according to Global Rule 3. It just uses dubs as an example

[Anonymous No.]

>>16126745
Really? No comment?

[Anonymous No.]

there was one thing that confused me in meakashi
Shion monologued for a while about how angry she was that she was almost killed as a baby
but since shion was actually the older sister wouldn't that have been Mion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16138729
We don't know if they kill the youngest or the oldest twin at birth. It's quite possible that they kill the first born.

[Anonymous No.]

How does it feel knowing that Zepar and Furfur are better detectives than your shitty waifu Erika?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16139012
When did they ever solve anything?
Are you high?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16139184
Ep 7 during Yasu's backstory
They ask the questions that need to be asked and talk to the people that need to be talked to

[Anonymous No.]

>>16138729
But isn't the point that not even they knew that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16139649
no I'm fairly sure Shion knew she was actually Mion
that's why she kept calling herself Mion in her diary
she said something along the lines of "I'll take my own name back from my sister"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16139012
So, which one is a guy?