/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38247228
I see you are desperate to avoid the accusations,but you aren't fooling anyone, penis-obsessed troll.
>without losing your mind
Said the anon who loses his shit everytime I correct him, flooding the thread with images and tears.
Psychotic troll.

>>37166570
Over 1000 years, of course!

>>36368278
Why would that be embarrassing?

Heeeeh, posts like that are what forces me to believe you're a troll, and I don't want that, italianfaggot.

>beato thread
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>>29613909

Latest Beautify:
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Merry Christmas, you degenerates.

>>18513321
pics of the cosplayer? beatrices are rare, especially if she was wearing the dress

Fuck it, why not. It's mystery weekend.

MYSTERY TIME

Kinzo's paranoia knows no bounds. After building up Rokkenjima from the ground up, his memories of WW2 still keep him up at night. His fears of an upcoming nuclear war rouse him to have a bomb shelter built. As rich people have more money than sense, Kinzo hires the best builders in Japan to make a bomb shelter underground, accessed from the grounds near the garden shed. The development took some time as the builders had to get back to the mainland in the evenings. Krauss and Natsuhi noticed that Kinzo often spent some of his free time in the bomb shelter on nights when the builders weren't there. Then again, Kinzo loved solitude and often kept himself locked up in his study, so they didn't think too much about it. There would be entire days where no one in the Ushiromiya household even saw Kinzo.

But one day, Natsuhi seemed worried. She had not seen Kinzo in a week. She told Krauss and in turn the servants, and a search ensued. The entire mansion was combed down until eventually they came to the bomb shelter. They decided he could only be there. Yet the entrance was a two foot deep metal door. At their wit's end, Krauss ordered Genji to use a plasma torch (which for the convenience of this mystery was lying around in the garden shed) to burn a hole through the metal door. As they climbed inside the bomb shelter, they found a long corridor with another thick metal door at the end. They burned through that one as well. In the room behind the door they found a large square room. The room was cluttered with things, it was obvious that the bomb shelter wasn't properly outfitted yet (the builders were meant to finish everything the next week). There were tinned foods, crates of other provisions, an uninstalled toilet and some toilet paper, a box of light bulbs, some torches, a cement mixer and some blueprints for the shelter. But in the middle of the room lay Kinzo, a gun in his right hand, a gunshot through his head. He was dead.
As everyone murmured that it must've been suicide, Natushi spoke up. She had spoken to Kinzo and Nanjo two weeks before. Nanjo had told Kinzo that he had gotten very bad arthritis. She had seen Kinzo having terrible trouble even picking up his usual glass of absinthe, he was incapable of holding it. There was no possible way Kinzo could've gone into the bomb shelter, locked and bolted two heavy metal doors or even operated a gun to kill himself. This was murder.

An intensive search of the large room didn't reveal any killer hiding though. All they found were the earlier mentioned provisions, along with a half-eaten bento box, as well as a faulty light bulb in the corner, which also had a pipe hole right in the corner where the walls met.
There was one item Natushi found that showed her how the killer could've done this. Something the killer had overlooked and didn't want her to see. She knew exactly how it was done.

Again, hit me with your Blues if you want some Reds!

>>16313651
Good thinking. However.

/RED/ The killer shot Kinzo while the killer was outside of the room.
/RED/ The killer was not hiding in the room while everyone was outside.
/RED/ Yet the killer was definitely inside the room when everyone went in to investigate.
/RED/ The window was definitely locked when everyone went inside to investigate.

Quite a conundrum, eh? Show me your Blades of Blue so I can counter them with my Rapiers of Red!

>>16101304
/RED/ Natsuhi did not kill anyone.

>>15911800
Very imaginative, I like it. I will try to clarify things for you though.

/RED/ Nanjo's statements are absolutely true! Battler could not have gotten to where his body was found with a wound like that.
/RED/ Battler died exactly where he was found!
/RED/ The wounds that lead Battler to die were inflicted upon him at the exact spot where he died.
/RED/ Battler died immediately.
/RED/ Battler did not follow anyone into the rose garden.
/RED/ Neither Genji nor Gohda killed Battler!

And for the sake of any future theories regarding the covering of tracks:
/RED/ It had stopped snowing the moment Battler walked into the rose garden. No tracks were covered by the snow or by means of, say, a twig to brush tracks away. There was only one set of footprint in the snow. None were removed. Yet Battler was definitely not followed.
Who could possibly have committed this horrible crime?

>>15820931
/RED/ Gohda did not kill Krauss because he was in love with Jessica.

You've all solved about half of the mystery by now. Please come at me with full force using your azure theories of BLUE! Can you explain the Twilights in order...? I wonder...