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Hiya /jp/! It's almost the first day of September!

Remember, if the first words out of your mouth tomorrow are "Rabbit Rabbit", then you'll have good luck for the whole month!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_rabbit_rabbit

>> No.11364277
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don't do it!
Its actually bad luck to do this

>> No.11364278

i want to put my dick in tewi

>> No.11364279
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Tewi is a sexual creature.

>> No.11364280

I remember failing to do this at the beginning of August. I can't believe that was a month ago.

>> No.11364284

fuck you tewi

>> No.11364285

>>11364277
The things I'd do to that squid...

>> No.11364287
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I said it a few months ago and had a bad month, worst one of the year. I didn't say it this month but it was pretty good.

I won't be saying it again!

>> No.11364289

Bullshit. Last time I did I was unlucky for the month. Don't believe Tewi's lies!

>> No.11364291

>>11364278
me to bro we could do her together and double penatrate then we can rub dicks afterward n cum on her face while she watches

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Your luck won't change whether you do this or not.

>> No.11364306

I want to be rough with Tewi.

>> No.11364320

my dad died the last time I said this

>> No.11364334

>>11364320
Did you hate your dad?

>> No.11364336

>>11364320
you should be happy then d00d

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>>11364306

>> No.11364527

What is Tewi's pussy like?

>> No.11364542
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxyx7Zds2qs

>> No.11364558

No it's not.
August is a 31 month.

>> No.11364564

>>11364527
I don't know, but stop thinking about it!

>> No.11364565

>>11364527
Tight and hairless.

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>> No.11364585

I can't believe it has been a month already

I forgot and will forget again

>> No.11364594

>>11364277
The things I would do to that squid..

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This doesn't work at all!

And hey, wasn't this supposed to come out this comiket?.

>> No.11364598

>>11364592
Waiting warmly.

>> No.11364601
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>>11364592
SOON

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>>11364601
>>11364598
Sensei, the monster in my pants is growing.

>> No.11364617

I always see these threads and wonder where the months have gone.

>>11364592
>>11364608

I want Tewi to tease me

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>>11364608
Fuuckkk

>> No.11364643

wei wu wei

>> No.11364644
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Giving Tewi a good time will grant you many years of luck.

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>> No.11364679 [DELETED] 

>>11364644
*slides across floor and sticks dick in her tight pussy*

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I'll rather have a superior rabbit.

>> No.11364745

>>11364608
Wast there a third page before the first one posted?

>> No.11364793

>>11364743
I don't see it.

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>> No.11364848

>>11364277
The things I'd do to that squid...

>> No.11364897
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>> No.11364899

I said rabbit a lot of times this month just in case, but I feel that my luck actually went even further down. Maybe I should really only say it three times?

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I see lots of rabbits in my neighborhood. They're so cute. But they freeze in mortal terror at the sight of me, I wish I could tell them that it's ok. ;_;

>> No.11364933

>>11364927
Rabbits are shit anyway. Find a weasel. They're pretty great.

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>> No.11364944

>>11364933
I don't want one for a pet, I just want them to relax.

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Luck requires equal efforts....and money.
It's all about business, folks.

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>>11364743
Quiet, you.

>> No.11365014

>>11364270

I did this shit last month and it didn't do jack shit for me.

This was a fucking shitty month.

The whole thing is a bunch of bogus. You're wasting your time gaylords.

>> No.11365064

>>11364745
I don't understand your question.
I just know of the existence of the preview set hosted on the boorus.

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>> No.11365119

>>11364285
>>11364848
>>11364594

ebin maymay

>>11364279
>>11364284
>>11364304
>>11364306
>>11364527
>>11364644
stop

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I did this last month and I got a new job that pays 25% more than my last one and has full benefits

Of course nothing lucky is going to happen to you if you're a neet who sits inside all day, there's no opportunity

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>>11365139

Good job hope it's working out, but what about NEETs TRYING to get a job

you saying they can't use that luck for that?

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>> No.11365178

If I say rabbit rabbit, will Tooie give me a kiss?

>> No.11365188

/jp/ i need your advice, I know your suppose to say 'Rabbit, Rabbit' when you wake up on the first day of a new month, but I always say 'Good Morning' to my Tewi figurine everyday. Will she get mad at me if I don't tell her 'Good Morning' first and say 'Rabbit, Rabbit' instead? Please help.

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>> No.11365239

>>11365156
Why are sukumizu and overknee socks such a perfect pair?

>> No.11365247

It wasn't the first thing I said this morning, but I said it.

I'll say it again whenever I end up waking up. Or is that bad luck?

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>>11365247
It's not September anywhere in the world yet. I think you are confused.

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I forgot...again.

>> No.11365269

>>11365258
You're right. The day on my watch is set to Sunday for some reason.

>> No.11365271

>>11365188
Say "Rabbit, rabbit, good morning." She'll know you're referring to her because she's a rabbit.

>> No.11365275

Oh hey, thanks for reminding me OP.

>> No.11365304

I want to cum between Tewi's thighs so bad.

>> No.11365415
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>>11365262
why do some people forget the inside of letters
shits annoying yo

>> No.11365464

>>11365415
Its part of their autism.

>> No.11366133

>>11365119
don't stop me now

>> No.11366141

I always forget ;_;

>> No.11366824

If I'm awake at midnight, do I say it then? Do I only do it when I wake up? Do I do it at both times? Will that cancel them out?

>> No.11366881

>>11364608
So dark Tewi is actually LESS of a slut because she doesn't put out instantly?

>> No.11366882
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>> No.11366914

Can not just stay up to do it. Must be first words you say when you wake. If you are awake by then already, you must not say anything until you go to sleep and wake up again.

>> No.11366932

I always wondered - what about New Year's?

>> No.11366939
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>> No.11366948
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>>11366932
Stick it in a Flemish Giant.

>> No.11366951

>>11366948

Holy shit, is that real?

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>>11366951
Yep.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flemish_Giant

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Will that make Tewi come around and steal my virginity?

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>>11367087
If you believe hard enough, it will happen. Don't be surprised if it takes a few months of trying. And don't miss a single one!

>> No.11367127

Thanks for the reminder.

Also, am I a bad person for having two pet bunnies that I named Tewi and Reisen if I tell everyone I know their names are Tay and Raisin?

>> No.11367130
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Tewi is trying to bunny hop but some slut is in the way!

Poor Tewi!

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>>11367130
Reisen isn't a slut.

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>>11367130

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Thank you for always reminding us tewi!
Also my tewi fumo arrived yesterday so I will have an extra lucky month.

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I shall not fail this time. I have seen this thread and still got a few hours left.

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>> No.11367254

what the HELL is going on. the reason you nerds dont have good luck is because you keep lewding up tewi!!!!!!!

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>>11367254
But Tewi must lewd

>> No.11367276

>>11367254
Now I'm imagining people catching Tewi and her saying "If you don't fuck me, I'll give you good luck."

And that is why she is the unlucky rabbit everyone chases.

>> No.11367295

>>11367276
You don't catch tewi unless she wants to be caught. It's essentially her consenting.

>> No.11367300

>>11365415

I am absurdly amateurish with image editing and gimp. As you can tell the image is a little jagged to begin with because I used the free select tool by hand. Apparently the selection will be more smooth if I hold shift, but I don't know.

I had a weird time with the transparency as well. It's the first time I ever used it so I wasn't even sure how it worked. I just added an alpha layer and tried to select regions of the image.

Oh well.

>> No.11367337

>>11367274
Me on the left, pulling the good old "if you know what I mean" joke.

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An innocent girl in a slut's body and a slut in a child's body!

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>> No.11367811

For Britain.

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>>11367811
Perfidious Albion

>> No.11367828

>>11367807

2cute

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>> No.11367882
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Worst bunny
Worst 2hu
Luck is worst stat in life

Tewi ruins lives.

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>> No.11367903

I can say it now?

Rabbit rabbit!

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Thank you for sharing some of your luck, Tewi.

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>> No.11368632

I'm not some disgusting Brit.

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>> No.11368735

Rabbit rabbit rabbit!

>> No.11368751
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I've been mumbling "rabbit" for ten minutes, then saying it at a a normal speaking voice. For some reason I took a breath, then resumed with "fucking rabbits rabbit rabbit"; then I noticed it was midnight.

How much would you bet that fucked me over?

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Ribbit ribbit!

>> No.11368759

>>11368755
KERO KERO KERO

>> No.11368794

>>11367300
aah, i see, well everyone has to start sometime, but forgetting the details is very common and it just really irks me to see it. even though I still forget myself at times

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30 mins till the 1st

DON'T FORGET
NEVER FORGET

>> No.11368846

>>11367882

someone hasn't read BAiJR

>> No.11368899

Do i do it at the when it's midnight or past, or when I wake up for the day?

>> No.11368904

>>11368899
Wake up.

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best theme best touhou

today I will remind them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk-CLnSvNpk

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>>11368837
Ribbit ribbit!

>> No.11368937

>>11368837
whats wrong with her

>> No.11368955

>>11368933
http://youtu.be/3rYcfJqCBQs

>> No.11369017

>>11368937

nothing

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I hope I remember it this time but I know I won't.

Either way, wish me luck

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What does it mean if it is my birthday today and that I was born in the year of the Rabbit?

>> No.11369110

>>11369107
Nothing

>> No.11369121

I did it.

Now my life will.... be the same

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I forgot again!!!

>> No.11369219

>>11367295
That makes me really hard.

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>>11366948
>>11366951
>>11366955
These bunnies are pretty cool actually.

And yay I remembered today. It was a little after I woke up, but still the first thing I said.

>> No.11369677

I did it.

>> No.11369685

I woke up about half a hour ago.
I didn't talk to anyone though
Will it count if I said it now?

>> No.11369687

>>11369685
That's what I did.

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Rabbits rabbits

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>> No.11369785

>>11369702
>>11369762
How lewd can one bunny be

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>>11369785
Very lewd.

I forgot about the Rabbit Rabbit thing by the way.

>> No.11369922

I did it!
Thanks for reminding me jaypee!

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Rabbit rabbit.

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>>11369762

>> No.11370183

>>11369839
at first I mistook the rabbit ears in this picture as gigantic saggy breasts.

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Now I'll never forget!

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>>11370143

>> No.11370275

>>11370230
What program is that?

>> No.11370278

>>11370275
notify-send with a cronjob.

>> No.11370289

>>11370238
I don't understand why Japanese artists are so obsessed with drawing huge cumblasts on everything. It really doesn't look like that at all.

>> No.11370297

>>11370289
And I wouldn't have it any other way. The more the better.

>> No.11370302

>>11370289
Americans do the same in real porn though.

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>>11370289
There is neither sound nor movement in doujins that could be used to show ejaculation is happening. So artists fall back to visual cues.

>> No.11370326

>>11370319
They have onomatopoeias for everything else, why not squirt?

>> No.11370330

>>11370319
>Sound
I don't think I've heard or want to hear an ejaculation

>> No.11370340

>>11370302
UUUUUGH, OH YES I'M CUMMING
OOOOH, OH YES YOU'RE CUMMING
UUUUUUUGH TAKE MY CUM YOU FUCKING SLUTTY WHORE BITCH
OOOOOH YES CUM IN MY WHOREY BITCH SLUT MOUTH

>> No.11370347

>>11370326
Nothing can fully represent the feeling of the spasms as a cock empties itself inside you, so they have to compensate by just making more cum.

>> No.11370348

rabbit rabbit

>> No.11370351

>>11370319
I like when they have hearts with arrows pointing in the general direction of the uterus.

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>>11370326
Onomatopoeias even if stylized don't have the same impact because they must be read.

>>11370330
Grunting, heavier and/or faster breathing, etc

>> No.11370361

>>11370352
Stop bullying Benben ;__;

>> No.11370381

So anyways, ignoring the trolling and bullshit like "Sanae a slut", isn't Tewi the canon sluttiest Touhou?

>> No.11370385

>>11370381
That would be Slutwako

>> No.11370430

>>11370381
Suwako is the only canon non-virgin.

>> No.11370437

>>11370430
Isn't Seiga?

>> No.11370442

>>11370437
Watatsukis and seiga were married, so most likely.

>> No.11370479

>>11370430
Technically, she's confirmed to have descendants. For all we know, she might have pulled some fertility goddess bullshit and had an immaculate conception.

>> No.11370486
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11370486

Any rabbits otaku?

>> No.11370510

>>11370479

It's Shinto man.

Shinto goddesses are tremendous sluts.

>> No.11370722

>>11370479
>and had an immaculate conception
Protip: That's not what "immaculate conception" actually means.

>> No.11370736

>>11370442
isn't Miko still married to Tojiko?

>> No.11370921
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>>11369098
I DID IT!
I DID IT, /jp/!

I finally did it!

For whatever reason I woke up at like 5:00 in the morning on my own and then the thought crossed my head of "oh right, "rabbit rabbit"" so I got up and said it.

When I went back to sleep I had a lewd dream about Tewi that felt amazing so I'm positive I did it right.

>> No.11370937

>>11370921
Tell us more about your dream.

>> No.11371694

>>11370921
>>11370921
>oh right, "rabbit rabbi
rabbit rabbit wasn't your first words it was "oh right"

>> No.11375834 [DELETED] 

Janitor is a piece of shit fucking loser.

He's delusional. No one in real life, or online, can stand his autistic bullshit. No one likes it. Do you hear that janitor? Everyone fucking hates you, it is not a select few people, it is the majority of this board. There is a huge problem with that and guess whose fault is? It's yours you fucking dipshit, stop blaming everyone else.

The mods even hate you. You think they like dealing with your 70 stupid ass ban requests everyday? No, they don't. Why don't you just fucking leave already.

n

>> No.11376448 [DELETED] 

>>11364277
That's good to hear because I actually forgot to say it... >///<

>> No.11376632

>>11370289
Because it's hot? I wish I could ejaculate that much. Imagine how long your orgasm would last

>> No.11380198 [DELETED] 

Well it's already the 4th but RABBIT RABBIT!

>> No.11388704

Does it count if I think things before I actually say the words out loud? I am guessing so because September has been pretty shit so far.

>> No.11388834

>>11371694
He didn't say it out loud.

>> No.11388846

>>11376632
>watching dudes ejaculate
>hot
le funeh gay maymay xDDDD

>> No.11388868

>>11376632
It's all fun and games until it's time to clean up your horse sized mega cum blasts.

>>11388846
Watching dudes ejaculate is the basis of every sort of cum shot related thing, from handjobs to bukkake to titfucking and anything that isn't butt/vag sex.

>> No.11388875

>>11388868
You don't watch the guy ejaculating, you watch the girl being covered in semen or having an orgasm.

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11388877

>>11388868
>not even trying to deny your gay

>> No.11388900

>>11388875
Yes you're getting off to the girl's hand as it rubs a dick. You could jack off to the motions alone with no penis right? You could look at a girl squinting as imaginary penises spooged on her face and get hard too, right?

>> No.11388952

>>11388900
Can and have. It's ok to be gay, Anon.

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