/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's like you blatantly disregard /jp/ posting standards or something.

I'm sure there are non-digusting fujoshis too, just like there are non-disgusting otakus.
And I'm not talking about looks but about personality

>>9118241
ur mum disregards postign standrads

FAGET

>>9118246

Another girl who's trying to get middle aged Japanese male attention on youtube. Great.

I like the K-On tote bag.

that room looks expensive

her plushies are cute

Holy crap

>>9118279
I hate you so much.

Go back to /cgl/, please.

Ritsuko really let herself go.

>>9118232
Why do women try so hard? Is not enough to be an Otaku, they need a big crowd to recognice themselves as such. Makes me sick.

>>9118288
The urge to belong to a group is natural I guess, not only women show such behaviour, we do too.

I'm sure theree are many people here who feel good when they think about the fact that they are part of the /jp/ community and it gives them security and confidence

K-On posters
Oreimo figs
Lotte No Omocha poster

I can sort of understand K-On appealing to girls but the last two...

>>9118297
She's not your "normal" girl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osi9zl6W9f8&feature=relmfu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=zATjoqabaC8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peIhsOdul70&feature=relmfu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaYUaAfQwIE&feature=relmfu
She's a full blown fujo.

what if u were havin the sex with her and u nock all the figgys off the shelf and then u pull out and cum on them insated

epic win

>>9118279
fight me irl

>>9118232

There isn't nearly enough artwork of unkempt or messy girls.

>the sims 2
OBVIOUSLY

That video made me want to clean my already clean room,
so maybe it's not all that bad. How can anyone live in a
space so tightly confined and packed with so much shit?

>>9118288
There are hundreds of videos and photos of male otaku rooms on the Internet, why are you bothered by one girl doing the same?

>>9118345
You should come over to my place some time.

>>9118318
You're so fucking selfcentered that you quoted your own post to answer someone else, I hate stereotypes, but damn, you had to be a female American teenager.

Do what he says and leave, Milk is already enough hassle.

>>9118352
Men aren't doing it for attention.

>>9118356
H-here we go.

>>9118352
Get me videos of males posting their "Otaku" rooms along with videos of themselves, look her other videos, she shows her face, unlike male anons, in fact, do you know the face of any jp'er who isn't female?

Where's her horse dildo?

>>9118351
Milk usually posts anonymously. She just trips because she likes to watch room threads burn.

>>9118356
>Men aren't doing it for attention.
They obviously fucking are. Otherwise they wouldn't have posted.

>>9118361
Yes.

>>9118361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOTE5l5tIY8
The very first youtube result for "otaku room" opens up with a guy talking right into the cam. I didn't even have to look hard because there are literally tons of these videos.

>>9118381
fucking weabo

>>9118365
Not really. It's not necessarily the "look at me and praise me" kind of attention, it could be someone just trying to share something with other people. Now if women wanted to do that I'm not sure they'd care about advertizing that they're women.

-enters inside fujoshi's room
-survives and escapes to tell the tale

I've seen things that you people wouldn't believe...

>>9118393
Just because you don't have a penis doesn't mean you can't try to share things with other people. Maybe she was wearing cat ears and doing the V-sign while saying kawaii desu, in which case, okay, I was wrong. I don't know, I didn't watch it, since I don't particularly care.

>>9118361
you havent seen me yet, thats pretty good right?

>>9118393
Just because you don't have a penis doesn't mean you can't try to share things with other people. Maybe she was wearing cat ears and doing the V-sign while saying kawaii desu nya nya things, in which case, okay, I was wrong.

I don't know, since I didn't watch it, since I don't particularly care. She doesn't even get praise here, just a lot of abuse and that one guy who asks if he can know the pleasure of ejaculating inside her repeatedly.

>>9118403
She briefly shows herself in the mirror, most of which is covered with a big Ninja Turtles sticker, but she has other short videos of herself staring into the camera and doing something silly.

Shimapan crotch mousepad...nice.

>>9118410
I didn't watch it either, I'm just pointing out a flaw in your logic. I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of women who do things like this on sites like youtube are out for attention, so I don't think it's surprising if people get annoyed. Also, some advice, you would want to be wary of acting "bitchy" when you're arguing points like these, because it raises warning signs. Some women who talk the way you do end up going on endlessly about feminist nonsense with no sense of restraint or logic. If you play the victim you're just making yourself annoying since we're not really out to get you.

I saw her dirty, disgusting, sweaty-stained sandals~

>>9118428
I was just pointing out that your claim that "men aren't doing it for attention" is highly suspect. If you post in a room thread or a blog thread or a desktop thread or a piss thread you're probably looking for attention. Even if you are, like most people, male.

Also I'm just generally an asshole to everyone when it comes to shitty threads like this. But apparently I sound like a bitch?

doushio~

this just in /jp/ - many otaku are not clean. including the female ones.

quick! stop the presses!

I was a bit taken back that there weren't any homo love shit like Hetalia or Black Butler. Her tastes aren't much different from moefriends.

I wonder if there are there any hikki girls on /jp/, browsing in their sticky panties

platinum quality /jp/ thread award 2012 summer edition

>>9118232
>fujoshi
well judging by all the female figs/posters and lack of male homo lust ones in her room, i'd say she is not a fujoshi

>>9118312
In these videos you can see that she is doing stuff for attention, why would you upload a video doing retarded stuff in front of a camera?

>>9118471
Don't hand them out yet. You should make a big list of nominees and hold an award ceremony at the end of summer.

>>9118468
I sometimes wonder how many /jp/sies that browse /jp/ at this rightern moment with their dicks out after a long fap session.

>>9118477
Judging by her stuff, she's probably a lesbo.

>>9118458
Ah, sorry, I'm not the guy who made that claim. Should've mentioned it earlier. I do agree that the ones on youtube probably are, though I don't know if that's true for /jp/ people since there's rarely a face attached to it. Probably they're just trying to have fun most of the time, and probably women post their rooms occasionally.

And like I said, warning signs. It's about knowing your audience. A calm and sensible argument works much better in this case. Avoid the other way in real life if you ever have such an opportunity, it's a shame for good arguments to be ignored because they're delivered in an annoying way.

>>9118480
good idea, i'll get right at it

I'm laughing now because I thought it was milk based off of the direction that the thread was taking, until I finally got around to watching it.

>>9118484
The same reason some people upload pictures of themselves doing things, I guess. I don't keep a blog. I wouldn't know.

>>9118487
I usually do this for about 10 minutes. Then more cum oozes its way out of my dick, and I'm forced to go into the bathroom and clean up.

I wonder how girls get around this, what with all the juices their pussies produce. And sometimes they leak period blood as well.

>>9118499
>Avoid the other way in real life
Certainly. I just put on my asshole face when I'm on the internet. It's a real problem.

>>9118507
I upload a picture if Im doing something interesting, but eating spaghetti? staring at a camera? Why?

all the females on 4chan are limited to /cgl/

>>9118534
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgpP7BB0bT8&feature=plcp

I thought this was pretty arousing. Just imagine the bagel going down her throat and being processed by her digestive system.

Fucking bitch.

When I saw these pocky boxes I thought I will fucking kill her through the Internet.
What the fuck is wrong with these people.

Fuck this gay earth.

>>9118561
>hating women
>/jp/

...glad to see that the fundamentals of /jp/ has not completely been corrupted by summerfags

>>9118534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQYWbbmBLFA

>@decombre O REALLY? THEN Y R U SUBBED TO HER AND Y R U WATCHING THIS VID? WHO IN THEIR RIGHT FUCKING MIND WOULD WANT TO WATCH A GIRL EATPIZZA IF THEY DON'T WANT TO FUCK THEM? YOU LISTEN HERE DECMBLOW IF YOU EVER LIE TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN YOU WILL SEE WHAT ILL DO TO YOU ALSO I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING INSULTING BECAUSE I'M STILL A BIT GROGY man being a mother is tough

Average /jp/ femanon

>>9118550
there's girls on all the boards i bet

>>9118590
/co/ is infested with them, and the board has been shit as a result.

>>9118553
So it was arousing to you and to some, the girl uploaded the video for that purpose (care to answer what other purpose if you have one).
So you like an attention whore and OP is shitposting with an attention whore.
Why?

Boys are mean.

>>9118602
>Boys
>implying not men

give em the dick
give em all the dick

Typical tryhard niwaka otaku attention whore ``hot 10/10 japanese boifruend please...!!!''

does /jp/ hate on the otaku girls who are actually cute and not human trash?

>>9118636
sup milk

>>9118632
yes because they won't have sex with me

Average female /a/, /jp/ crossboarder

>>9118351
oh that was an accident sorry

stop judging me

>>9118646
you are male?

>does /jp/ hate on the otaku girls who are actually cute and not human trash.

You don't know what are you talking about.

>>9118632
I appreciate it when people don't feel the need to broadcast their gender so I guess I'd respect a girl more if I were to discover that she is a girl entirely by accident.

>>9118655
>if I were to discover that she is a girl entirely by accident.
so when you go digging in his pants for a dick to suck and you find out that he is actually a she and have respect?

>>>9118660
Disappointmense's

If you happened to be a moderately attractive girl would you sell yourself so cheaply on youtube like this ugly attention seeking slut? I mean if you were ugly the answer would be more obvious, but what if you weren't ugly?

go to cons /jp/ if you want to know what otaku girls are really like.

you will come across the several main typed of them and then you can bitch freely w/o not looking like you know wtf you are talking about.

ya there are bad ones, but there are plenty of good ones too

Bitch can suck my dick from the back.

>>9118672
>would you sell yourself so cheaply on youtube like this ugly attention seeking slut?

That's what bothers me.
I don't really care, I just don't want it in my home. /jp/ is like my home so please don't post stuff like this.

>>9118672
You're talking under the premise there's enough attention in this world to please a single, beautiful woman.

>>9118660
Those dicksucking threads make me pine for the good old days of floorshitting threads.

I thought fujoshi meant female who was into yaoi.

>>9118681
>ya

I assume you are presenting yourself as an example of one of the bad ones? That's the only explanation for this.

>>9118690
you think right

I will triumph over the fujoshi, and liberate us all.

Why are there so many tripLOSERS and girls in this thread? It's all just girls hating girls to ``fit in and look more like male posters'' and triplosers being losers.

>>9118713
I'm a male poster and I hate because I fucking hate girls.
If we killed every single XX chromosomal female in the world, we'd conquer the solar system in one century.

>>9118722
Yeah yeah whatever you say, little girl.

>>9118722

What exactly is there to conquer in our solar system?

>>9118749
Resources and humanity expansion. We could clone more men that are free of female negative influence and can advance as a specie to be the best in the universe.

Just not possible while being held back because of women.

Even niggers have a purpose as raw labor for more unskilled jobs.

There is a reason universal male suffrage came before women voting rights, and the latter was a mistake.

>>9118761
>Resources and humanity expansion.
And the point of that is?

>>9118768
Not that guy, but progress. That question shouldn't even have to be asked. There's plenty benefit to exploiting space.

>>9118768
i guess you wouldn't understand if you're not a male. The need to subjugate and conquer. Space is the next great challenge, and we've been stuck at the same place for years.

>>9118768
Become an ``epic star trek nerd race'' probably. That "EXTERMINATE ALL FEMALES" guy is a huge loser who can't get laid.

>>9118780
Progress is bullshit.

>>9118777
Conquer what?

Rocks?

>>9118778
this image reminds me

>>9118761
>advance as a specie

>>9118778
I'm saving myself for the perfect boyfriend!

>>9118550
I know one who loves bl goes to /a/ etc.

Apparently. /jp/ lives in some sort of delusional state where they see every female on earth as a neurotypical attention whore.

There have been a million dudes like this in room threads.

This one just has a vagina.

>>9118784
Throw away your computer. And your microwave, refridgerator, clothes, telephone, internet, light bulbs. And your bank account. Or your parents'. And everything else like that of course...

>>9118794
What's the difference between a boy with a vagina and a girl with a penis?

>>9118761
And how exactly have you contributed to the advancement of science other than bitch about women "holding you back"?

>>9118799
Not everybody can be leading the scientific vanguard.

Some people have to be political officers.

Yeah, that is a rather logical post but have you even considered the asymmetrical interstellar theory of sucking my cock dude?

>>9118799
I'm not a NEET, I'm currently a student at ASU

>>9118812
>student
Confirmed for having done nothing yet.

/jp/ is just mad because they can't find someone to satisfy their reproductive instincts with

>>9118794
You don't seriously think that /jp/ posts rooms because they want women to admire them, do you?

>>9118804
And what do political officers do? Bitch about women and keep them in check while scientists do all the hard work?

>>9118820
>yet
Stay frustrated.
You will never have a penis.

>>9118799
Well sir, you to admit that if you're fucking a woman you're not doing science.

>>9118812
>student at ASU
doing... what?

>>9118815
No, they want other males to look at them. What homosexuals.

>>9118817
They spearhead the ideological crusade, a cause no less worthy or noble than the scientific advance.

>>9118578

Why does she have so many pictures of pretty girls?

Is she a thunderdyke?

>>9118824
MechEng

The gay joke does have a reason behind it..

>>9118826
Call us back when you have your first industry job or your first paper written. Right now you're as useless as a NEET but consume more resources. Nobody is going to respect you based on your hypothetical future achivement.

>>9118827
So pretty much bitch about women and keep them in check while scientists do all the hard work?

its normal for girls to show off.
this is why they dress like sluts and create non-existent drama for their boy toys to overcome as some sort of proof taht "he is the one"

>>9118836
Arguing on the internet is backbreaking work. You don't even get paid for it. Please stop disrespecting heroes of the revolution.

I'm surprised the camera isn't focused on her for the whole video.

>>9118845
just watch any other videos made by her. It's all her doing some random activity.

>>9118845
I imagine that your perception of women has gone up dramatically now that one of them has exceeded your expectations.

>>9118814
This
The worst part is that /jp/ tries to deny it with misogynist, shit looks so cute and pathetic, but more pathetic than cute.

I don't care about how great it is being a guy. I still wish to be a cute little girl forever no matter what.

>>9118853
Nope, I'll just assume she wants to be that vain but she is too ashamed of her appearance.

Dumb women...

Grrl gimme dat pussay.

>>9118898
This black beauty got dicked so hard her kinfolk in Africa felt it.

I get all hot and bothered for B-type personalities, but I can't stand people who show off like this. Who cares?

>>9118907
Does B stand for β AS PHUCK!?

I thought fujoshi had to be into BL? No matter how you look at it, this girl is a lesboqueer.

>>9118487
Sometimes after fapping I'm too lazy to clean it up and I just browse /jp/ for a few minutes.

>>9118915
Have you ever seen the big lebowski?

Kinda like that.

>>9118797
Stupid argument. He'd actually be happy without all that stuff if he never had it in the first place, but now that he's had it he'll feel deprived if he loses it. Also, since progress still exists even if he throws his stuff away, there'll be all those people who still have that stuff going "get a load of this guy."

``We've'' been ``making the world a better place'' since when started existing but life never stopped sucking for a moment.

>>9118971
Edgy.

>Ichirin sticker

Sorry guys, I can't really hate her. She's pretty much a slob, but she seems like a nice enough person

>>9119012
pig lover

may this thread burn peacefully.

This is Meido on tumblr, correct?

hi!
i'm just disgusted at everyone who doesn't want to go to space...
why wouldnt you want to conquer space?

i wish all the resources that go into war, consumer electronics, finance and other useless bullshit like cosmetics, was all put into one big pool and used to pierce the heavens!
anyone who doesn't agree should die,

>Here's the guest chair, which is usually unoccupied because I'm... yeah.

;_;

>>9119280
>gurren lagann, spin on!
spiral nemesis pls go

>>9119266
Yep. Her name's Ruby. her breast are huge.
http://meido.tumblr.com

>>9119300
Those are FAKE.

>>9119310
What do you mean? Fake as in surgery or fake as in she's padding?

If it's the former, I doubt someone like her would do that. If you mean the latter, well, look at her tumblr: http://meido.tumblr.com/tagged/me..

>>9119300
I want a paizuri NAW LMAO!! xd

>>9119320
I wonder how many guys she's had sex with.

>>9119310
She's some 18 year old high school senior buying animu figures and sticking them up her noes. I doubt they're fake. Or that she could afford that.
I just think she's stacked.

>>9119300
>all that makeup
>fujoshi
pick one

>>9119339
>>9119340
Holy shit, this screams LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

3D is, has always been, and always will be, PD.

>>9119300
There's a video of her bare foot on page 2!

>>9119349
There are some fujoshi who do take care of their appearance, you know. Don't assume the same for all.

>>9119339
Zero, because she is a megadyke.

>>9119300
>Unless I’m around people who will judge me I always sleep naked, even in the winter. I love the feeling of being cold and naked but snuggling under a blanket to keep warm. It feels uncomfortable to sleep in clothes.

My dick. Stop.

I don't particularly hate her because she's a girl.
I hate her because she is rolling in dough, probably from his daddy without lifting a finger and also she's pretty. I hate all charmed lives, boys or girls. But girls are able to pull it of more easily.
I want to murder this kind of person, I think it would be extremely satisfying. Their personalities are usually, like in this case, disgusting, even though they do nothing wrong perse. The fact that she has the same hobbies and tastes I do, and tries to enter my culture like she was one of us, makes me want to vomit.
I'd rather her be a normalfag with normal hobbies, that wouldn't bother me.

>>9119320
>If you mean the latter, well, look at her tumblr
>tumblr
N-no thank you.

>>9118356
Hi, I'm the girl you're all talking about. I made this video for my friends but it wouldn't upload to tumblr so i used youtube. I've made it private now, you guys can all move on.

Also, it really is summer, goddamnit.
It's like I'm browsing /a/

http://meido.tumblr.com/post/24438437205

oh no~!

>>9119362
She doesn't look, talk or act like a dyke, though. She doesn't even follow the fujoshi stereotype of liking yaoi.

>>9119387
Will you let me experience the pleasure of ejaculating inside you repeatedly?

>>9119387
Awwww. I liked them.

>>9119387
how to be little girl

Can someone reupload it?

Anyone else just have a normal clean room?

I don't understand the need to have all these figs and posters. Well I guess I can understand if you want to support the company, I wouldn't even buy the merch if it was sold over the road.

>>9119393
>She doesn't look, talk or act like a dyke, though.
How do dykes talk, act and look?
>She doesn't even follow the fujoshi stereotype of liking yaoi.
>even
Why do you imply with your phrasing that this is an additional point that suggests she ISN'T an uberdyke? It's precisely that because she doesn't like it that strongly suggests she's the king of dykes.

>>9119400
is your name jessica???
can we fuq?

>>9119392
milk, are you being jealous? That's so cute.

Since a lot of you seem concerned about it, yes, I like girls. I am not loaded, I've been saving up money since I was in middle school. I've always been into this stuff, and I only talk about it online. I'm here to answer any questions!

>>9119412
get banned nerd

Fujoshi girl, if you're still here, you have really nice feet

>>9119409
Not at all! I like Ruby!

Full retarded.

>>9119413
ty

>>9119412
Reported for possession and distribution of child pornography!

Burn this thread.

>>9119424
Are you retarded?

>>9118638
>>saku buttowning nerds

Wow, now I've seen everything.

>>9119422
3D get out

>>9119412
Thanks for posting a nsfw image on a sfw board.

Now you can be banned.

>>9119428
congrats on the marriage

I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

>>9119424
Didn't you hear? All lolis are really just petit Japanese girls who look like they're in elementary school even though they're eighteen years old!

>>9119412
I'm gonna track you down in real life and rape you.

I'm serious.

It'll be the first time I rape a lesbian, I think I'll like it a lot.

>>9119412

Huge tits AND a lolicon? 10/10 would hang out with.
[spiller]I'm jealous of your tits.[/spolier]

>>9119435
I haven't given a shit about 4chan in years anyway, and once people post about their desire to murder me and how satisfying it would be, I feel like I can post a loli or two.

>>9119435

I bet your all upset becuase I like women and you cant put'ur dick in, it's it? Fuck you retards, exspecially the one whose posting pony scat in the channel, no seriusly, fuk you very much.

Disregard taht, Eye's sorry.

>>9119455
hi there

>>9119440
I'm a boy ask me anything

I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

yo i am this girl's best friend and she's totally hilarious and not weird at all and doesn't "try to invade people's cultures" or anything she just likes shit that you like get over your innate jealousy of people like me who can actually hang out with her! maybe if you're nice she'll talk to you but she's not into passive aggressive murder threats

best thread on reddit

upvoting you all

>>9119458
were you born in 1989?
>>9119459
were you born in 1994?

>>9119454
>I haven't given a shit about 4chan in years anyway
Years? Dumb nerd, you probably only found out about 4chan last year.

>>9119467
I don't know what it is, but there's sometimes a straightforward, deadpan quality to your posts that makes them wonderful.

>>9119464
wat

>>9119458
How long is your dick?
Has someone pozzed up your neg butt?

wow, what a bunch of misogynistic pricks you all are.

>>9119460
I don't even like you, stop talking about me you creep.

It blows my mind sometimes that people this disgusting actually exist in civilized nations.

>>9119468
I only went on 4chan in 2009 when i was a fat depression kid lmao

>>9119463

>>9119460
>passive aggressive murder threats
da fuq

Please Tumblr girl, we know you're here for attention.

Leave already, just that, go back to what you were doing and forget us.

>>9119477

I knew it all along

>>9119479
...And you browse /jp/ regularly?

You angry nerds are just mad you cant put your dick in me. Or any girl for that fact. I bet you would love to feel your dick in between my soft breast. but you're too much of a fucking looser to get anywhere close to that.
butthurt faggots

Why would a lesbian want attention from males anyway?
End of thread. Go home everyone.

>le monkey face when this thread went too far.

>>9119467
No I was born in january 1990 but people always are mean about kids born in the 90s and so I pretend I was born in 1989.

>>9119470
Too lewd!

>>9119493
alright copying a tripcode is annoying, i'm done here anyway this is retarded
people mad over someone's fucking room what a waste of all your time

>people threaten to murder someone
>someone tries to defend themselves as a person with a few replies
>accused of just wanting attention

Have you ever been in love, OP?

I haven't. Not with another human being at least. After dedicating my mind and spirit to Aikido I haven't found much room for anything else.

Sure I've been on dates before with beautiful women, but whenever they find out that I am a student of the world's strongest martial art, the dinner always ends there. They sometimes even offer to pay, in fear of their lives.

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

This thread a shit, post Patchy.

>>9119475
>>9119479
Welcome to the internet.

Enjoy your stay.

I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

>>9119481
Since you've moved onto tumblr is it safe to assume you've gotten worse since then?

If so I'm sorry to hear that.

>>9119504
Don't post Patchy in such a shitty thread.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>9119506
Will you suck my cock? I'll pay you if you do it well.

Zunbar, moetron and some attention seeking turboslut all in one thread?

Where's the REAL Meido when you need her to delete a thread?

>>9119496
xD

>fursona said: dude delete the image you posted of the loli

It's too late. It's forever saved in the archive.

Meido post ur buttcrack

>>9119475
>>>/tumblredditsoc/

>>9119496
>>le monkey face
>>lemonkey face
>>lemon key face

OH WOW now I finally get that lame ass joke.

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

>>9119517
i need that pic thx man

>>9119510
You're right, post sluts.

ikido does not deflect attacks.
It reverses them, and furthermore: Add more force.

A reversed 9mm bullet is more like a fucking cannonball made of burning suns of rage. It could easily tear through a tank.

That is the power of Aikido.
Aikido master here.

Yeah, it would. Let me tell you are story.

Last week I went clubbing alone, I'm a tall lanky guy, 6'2, 125lb. So here I am, grinding on this chick when this bulky black guy comes over and pushes me away from her. He probably thought I would leave and let him take her, wrong. I gently tapped his shoulder and told him to take his leave or he would feel the consequences. Of course, he told me fuck off, but I didn't.

I guess I irritated him enough and he tried to swing at me, I wasn't scared, my years of Aikido training was more than enough for this buffoon. I simply grabbed his hand and reversed the force back at him. He punched himself out.

The rest of the night there was a 4m radius of emptiness around me. No one fucks with Aikido.

>>9119529
>ikido

Copypaste PHALE

Let me share an experience with all from one of my many quests

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home.
There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.

He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away.
I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious.
I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

No one here posted any death threats, only a rape threat.

>>9119531
EPIC FAIL

I shall now show you how aikido can help you court a women

I decided to take a stroll in the park today in my Aikido suit as I like to call it, the weather was great. I found myself a great spot for doing Aikido techniques, as I train, a beautiful woman came up to me and tapped my shoulder. I was so immersed in training that I mistaken her as a threat and grabbed her arm, tossing her to the ground. I quickly realized my mistake and apologized, she accepted the sincere apology of mine.

Afterwards she asked me what I was doing, I explained to her that I was practicing the ancient and mighty Japanese art of Aikido, she gave me her phone number, wanting to discuss more of Aikido.

An obvious excuse to meetup once again to have sex because I already told her everything about Aikido.

I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in the entire world.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is

One of her tumblr post.
>someone got mad that i posted a video of my room for my friends since i’m moving soon and now i’m an attention whore because i happen to also be attractive

She thinks she's attractive. ww

>>9119544
>since i’m moving soon
I hope she takes all that otaku culture stuff with her.

>>9119549
do u shit on DA FLOOR?

>someone got mad that i posted a video of my room for my friends since i’m moving soon and now i’m an attention whore because i happen to also be attractive
>because i happen to also be attractive

What a conceited bitch.

>>9119544
The face of a goddess, clearly.

If you're enjoying this thread, you need to check the comments on her tumblr posts.

QUALITY comments all over.

>>9119554

NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO THINK THEY'RE ATTRACTIVE EVER GRAHHHHH

Can someone put the shitty thread award seal? I think it's about time.

>>9119558
queen of /jp/

some boys keep making threads about me and some maid got mad and made me a banned subject because i happen to be attractive.

>>9119562
Vanity is not an attractive quality.

>>9119516
Hey dude don't group me in with the "o-oh no a girl on /jp/?!" e-autists.

There are literally 50 million girls shitposting on Twitter, /jp/, Facebook, and Tumblr at this very moment. Who cares; you nerds are a dime a dozen.

>>9119560
>ew that is so disgusting do you know how track the IP?

>not going to bother with 4chan, bunch of 12 y/o meme spewing weeaboos

This is hilarious.

>>9119578
50 million girls shitposting on /jp/?

>>9119575

Vanity is the same as high self-esteem????? I guess people around here wouldn't know much about the latter hm so I forgive your error

>>9119578
>>ZUN!bar hyperventilating

>>9119580
You can't pay to see this stuff.

It's pretty funny when people group 4chan together like that.

>>9119580
Stay quiet ZUN!bar, you're not helping.

laughing b/c all yall wasting ur time on some 18 y.o. girl who doesnt give a fuck about any of u. she's got figures and moe shit whoop de doo do yall really upset over that? yall need some hobbies, but then again, yall all on 4chan so i guess you've already tried.

>>9119578
congrats on the marriage

Obviously you think you're attractive because people on the internet have told you so. I guess that's why you make videos and post pictures so more lonely nerds can tell you how "attractive" you are.

How to be poplar in 4chan:

1º Post anonymously information about you.
2º Samefag untill the thread has got enough attention
3º Reveal your identity and find a excuse to use a tripcode/put images if neccesary, make it look like it's been a coincidence.
4º Resist the shitstorm with the help of your friends and the white knights
5º Enjoyeeee, Enjoyeeee your new life.


Congratulations, you're now a public tripfiend.
Here's your trip: #chilly
And your royal seat.

>>9119580
>not going to bother with 4chan, bunch of 12 y/o meme spewing weeaboos

I hope people keep saying and believing stuff like this everywhere. The less people coming to 4chan the less who come into /jp/, although it is inevitable we will be overrun.

>>9119602
who the hell are you

>>9119599

yes that MUST be why seeing as it's the scenario that makes your ego throb the hardest haha wow what a mess

>>9119597
>she's got figures and moe shit whoop de doo do yall really upset over that?
It really annoys me when there's some weabaou loser with figures and moe crap.

>>9119597
why don't yall tumblrfags come down to my place at /bun/ ill teach ya a lesson in manners yall hearing me?

>>9119597
u wot m8

>>9119617

what an interesting and entertaining post

>>9119620
thanks, I put a lot of effort into each one now that we have captcha and a longer wait time on sages

Are you trying to create another incident, /jp/?

>>9119589
It's not.

Please consult your nearest dictionary before reverting to ad hominems.

>>9119600
I can't enjoyee /jp/ like this.

I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

Oh lord, i rather masturbate to Pigma's pictures right now.

>>9119624
>ad hominems

think u mean argumenta ad hominem NERD

>>9119624

I know, the question marks implied that I was asking "is x really the same a y?" meaning that I agree with you

>>9119631
Oh I get it now, sorry + thanks :)

>>9119626
Someone told me that period is strawberry flavoured. Is this facts?

>>9119623
She is not dead im not even sure that was her tumblr.

~

>>9119632
this u dum nerd, "ad hominems" insent a senseful phrase

its like saying "reverting to ironys"

>>9119630
Pygma is cute because she's like the worst camwhore ever. It's somewhat moe.

>>9119637
I'm still waiting for my ghost paizuri.

>>9119637
u wanna fuq??

I sympathize with what you're doing, but if you would kindly find a method of killing a thread that isn't such an eyesore, that would be great.

>God I wish I didn’t have such bad anxiety I hate how it acts up at meaningless stuff like this
>Nobody can see the video because I don’t feel like dealing with this. I’d like to enjoy the one place where I interact with people, I don’t want negative things coming into this world as well.
>Can I ask an honestly innocent question to anyone lurking my blog right now because of /jp/? Why is it that so many people who are into ACG complain about women not having similar interests to them, and when they find one who genuinely does, they attack them (verbally)? I don’t flaunt anything, I write basically a diary of what I do. I dress up sometimes, but I’m really just a normal guy. I talk about my life, and I joke about it sometimes. I feel like I can be open with my friends here online. Why is it a bad thing to like things that aren’t extremely common, why is it bad to immerse myself in what I love?

Well now I just feel bad.

wats goin on in this thread you guys?

>God I wish I didn’t have such bad anxiety I hate how it acts up at meaningless stuff like this

>Nobody can see the video because I don’t feel like dealing with this. I’d like to enjoy the one place where I interact with people, I don’t want negative things coming into this world as well.

Good job /jp

>>9119692
>I dress up sometimes, but I’m really just a normal guy
being a resbian does not make you a guy.
>Why is it that so many people who are into ACG
wuts ACG?

deal w/ it dykenerd

>>9119692
>ACG
I don't even know what ACG stands for, but the real reason is that /jp/ is full of faggots who can't leave well enough alone.

>>9119700
What the fuck that is fucking gross!! What is wrong with you? Get out of /jp/ !!

i'm serious
wats goin on

the problem is not that shes a woman, its that shes trying way too hard at something she is kind of noobish at imo, ive seen male 'otaku' who annoy me in exactly the same way

>>9119683
Please acknowledge my existence.

lmao people who still think she's a lesbian

Don't bully tumblr!

wat
go
on

>>9119716

>kind of noobish at
>liking japanese things as a game that you can have a certain amount of skill in

>>9119723
Even though I'm in a crowd (consisting of one person, but a crowd nevertheless,) I feel lonely.

Please respond.

huh wat

wut huh

>>9119720
If I had nothing but posters and figures of kakkoii shoujo hetalia boys up in my room people would never stop calling me a homoqueer.

And rightly so.

>>9119454

>people post about their desire to murder me and how satisfying it would be

Unfortunate, but unsurprising. Why do you feel the need to put yourself out there so much anyway? Is whoring yourself out on the internet really worth the trouble? I suspect you'd be much better off just keeping most things to yourself and perhaps a close group of friends.

>>9119493

This may come as a complete surprise, but no, I don't want to put my penis in you. You're not my type. Act a little more grown up and vary your interests a little, and then we'll talk.

oh I think the problem here is that you guys don't realize that her references to "otaku" and shit in her about mes are somewhat facetious she isn't trying to out-japan yall sorry

>>9119746

>bisexuals/pansexuals as things that don't exist

>>9119747

Pretty sure someone was just copying her tripcode

post more sexy little girls plz

I don't see her spending her own money as offensive. Why don't you just convert this energy into something positive, go have a wank or something.

an attractive female who also likes japanese things? there must be something wrong with her let's go out on all the limbs we possible can instead of dealing with the sad fact that we'll never be her friends

>>9119558
>Why the long face.jpg

Chuckled

I think it's more the slavshit features.

mmmmm

>>9119748
>>9119763
>>9119771
back to tumblr, ``please"

Remember, /jp/. It's your job to piss off attention-whoring slutty fujoshi to ensure that hugbox Tumblr scum doesn't seep its way into this board.

>>9119771

>attractive

Nope.

delicious cake murr

>>9119695
>god I wish I didn't have such bad anxiety

You don't. dozens of videos, a blog, a tripcode, I could go on.
Just an another dumb girl trying to find more guys to faun over her, just like "girl gamers". They think it's cute to say they have anxiety, since everyone says it, even milk. You're not a shy person if you have so much public information all over the internet about yourself, especially if you make sexual passes with your feet and boobs in your videos.
worse than milk actually.

little girls make my dick so fucking hard

>>9119729

there is such a thing as taste, anon.

>>9119772
I gotta say, a tummy like that always gets me hard.

>>9119771
No, I just don't want her drama shit coming into /jp/. You and your tumblr friends stay in tumblr, fuck off.

>>9119781

omg implying this community would be hurt by people from the tumblr community coming to the board

>>9119788

BOOM wow you sure showed them and her thanks for your valuable contribution

>>9119802
<3 <3 <3
this ones my favorite

>>9119796
This.

I could never post pictures of myself and things for other people to see.

and this

>>9119812
i like

Are there seriously white knight tumblr clown friends in this thread?

I can't tell if someone is trying to be ``Ironic XD'' or if its real.

>>9119796

making videos alone in a room is equivalent to in-person interaction and people calling you ugly and threatening to rape and murder you! totally! brilliant analysis

>>9119692
>>9119695

Nonsense... This should be a lesson to her. She should have known that presenting herself to the world in such a manner was a bad idea. Nothing to get depressed or anxious about.

>>9119803

yea because she posted the video link and asked for attention in the first place right? right?

no one who frequents this board could EVER do anything wrong

>>9119820
I wouldn't be surprised if there are actual white knights from her blog here.

Just look at the posts on her tumblr.

>>9119820
look at how bad this post is: >>9119822

that's tumblr alright

Looking at this thread, I'm curious how long it will take for /jp/ to wind up like /co/.

>>9119807

>BOOM wow you sure showed them and her thanks for your valuable contribution

Personal preference, asshole. Deal with it.

>>9119831
We didn't go to her tumblr, we didn't harass her, we kept our shit to ourselves. The shit hit the fan when she linked the thread on her tumblr and started posting here.

Fuck off, ``please''.

>>9119824

yes assuming that people won't be assholes is a crime punishable by psychological turmoil your ethical theorizing is flawless

>>9119819
:O

>>9119835
No, it won't happen.

If it gets that bad we can just spam the board to death forever.

>>9119692
Considering what was probably the most hurtful comment was made by me... I'm not proud. But you know what? I can't be nice all the time.
Girls are never nice to me, so I've stopped being nice to them.
All over the years I've rationalized that this was just sour grapes and still tried to be nice, but I'm tired. I decided to stop being on the receiving end. So now I try to hurt every woman I can, at least until I find someone who is nice to me, which I know is never going to happen.
In any case, posting non anonymously on an anonymous board is just asking for trouble.

>>9119822
>>9119831
>>9119840
So easy to spot the tumblr faggots. God these posts are so bad.

yes, she is terrible, i have been following her for some time.
but,
these bad comments about women are misguided.
there are annoying entry-level men all over the place. she is an obnoxious novice who happens to be a woman in a male-dominated subculture (neets, otaku, weeaboos, whatever), so of course she gets more attention.
for some time our main denpa uploader was a woman, who is fairly private about her life, not an attention whore in any respect. she a high-level 'otaku' from any angle and has none of these problems. so i say criticizing ruby's horrible personality on the basis of her gender is, again, misguided.

lolis make everything better. lets stop fighting and fap to lolis

>>9119852

>>9119840

No, what I'm saying is that she should show a little more restraint and have some humility. Anyone that honestly throws themselves at the internet should expect a healthy measure of ridicule from a percentage of the population... that's life.

>>9119748
>>9119807
>>9119771
>>9119597
Get the fuck out of /jp/ and never come back.

>>9119839

hey did you see the first like twenty or more posts of this thread I would say that that's called harassment

blaming the victim? that sounds oddly like a core value of a certain culture

>>9119851

oh no you called the posts "bad" now their points are no longer valid

>>9119822
If you parade yourself online like that, you don't have social anxiety.

I just looked over her blog, and a lot of what she says is pure bullshit. I can't even count how many kids I remember always said stuff like "Dude I totally have to go into therapy, all these mental problems make me so dark and edgy!"
I could even say those kids were in the majority of the population, but everyone mostly grows out of that phase of trying to be different later on in life.
Looks like you and her have some growing up to do. I have not made any threats, and the post you replied to was my first in this thread.

>>9119857

this thread is slowly becoming better

>I was just linked to your tumblr from /jp/. i just wanted to say i think you look like a pretty cool girl and i'm sorry for all this hate you are getting. it's stupid. i feel ashamed to be from /jp/ right now.

It makes me sad to know that people like this claim to be from /jp/. Please leave.

>>9119878
hhnnnnng

best thread in years
all the hate and jealousy at this girl is making me so wet

all this safeforwork 3Dloli

>>9119867
How the fuck is that harassment your sperglord? General comments about women in the anime community and her room.

Why do people give attention to 4chan? Actually, scratch that, I know why she did it... too bad it backfired in her face and she didn't get the attention she thought she deserved.

>>9119868

oh I agree that there are plenty of people who throw "therapy" and stuff like that out on their tumblrs for attention and to seem edgy but you're mischaracterizing her. You've never met her (I have) or even talked to her so I suppose it's easy to make that mistake and I can leave it at that rather than try to convince you otherwise.

>>9119883
<3 (●⌒∇⌒●) o(≧∇≦o) ヽ(｀◇´)/ ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ （＾ω＾） ｡◕‿◕｡ ⊙ω⊙

>>9119888
sick trips tumblr friend

>>9119891
pls mantain it sfw

>>9119888
>I can leave
yes this

delicious thighs

let me heal your wounds onee chan

>>9119898
thats not a figure???

>>9119896
i don't own any child porn, dat would be illegal ｡◕‿◕｡

Excelent job, /jp/.

>>9119692
Please die.

>>9119916
Yup, another raid flawlessly executed. Maybe we have more raid threads in the fucture.

>>9119916
>2010

thanks for ruining my day, fag

>>9119859
>Girls are never nice to me, so I've stopped being nice to them.
All over the years I've rationalized that this was just sour grapes and still tried to be nice, but I'm tired. I decided to stop being on the receiving end. So now I try to hurt every woman I can, at least until I find someone who is nice to me, which I know is never going to happen.
>So now I try to hurt every woman I can, at least until I find someone who is nice to me