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What big red eyes you got there...

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia
Monster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
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>> No.44852354
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There is a succubus flying towards you.

>> No.44852355
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How to escape hebi rape basement ending?

>> No.44852360
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Danger: High voltage

>> No.44852361

>>44852355
You could try living in a high tower instead.

>> No.44852364

Fuck this thread, it don't even got a monster girl as the frst pic

>> No.44852367

>>44852354
Should I be worried?

>> No.44852372
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>>44852367
Are you weak against hip attacks?

>> No.44852373

>>44852364
Okay, see you next thread. Don't wait up.

>> No.44852389

>>44852372
Unfortunately yes.

>> No.44852392

>>44852364
>Menacing red X eyes
>scary black hands with clearly razor sharp claws that ain't long nails or 'Hood girl fake nails
I'm sorry, am I missing something here? What you're talking about doesn't look normal human and just screams; "this ain't a regular human woman."

>> No.44852404
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>>44852392
no hat. It confuses the anon.

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>>44852372
hip attacks are no jokes, they send better men into walls

>> No.44852409

>>44852360
Hello my baby, hello my darling!

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>>44852409
frogs are good singers

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>>44852404
>anti-mamono humans and orderfags in MGE unable to distinguish witches and Dark Mages from regular human women
>gods forbid a witch or Dark Mage doesn't wear their hat

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>>44852430
Even kunoichi are no match to a dark mage when it comes to disguises.

>> No.44852455

>>44852354
That fool, she's flying straight into my anti-succ net! Another one is added to my collection.

>> No.44852468

>>44852455
What do you do with the succubi in your collection? And how many do you have?

>> No.44852478

>>44852468
raise the as pets and lvl them up
>excuse me, i am lady succ the fifth-
>anon shoves hay into her mouth while telling her to level up

>> No.44852485

>>44852354
>>44852372
disgaea destroyed my sexuality

>> No.44852510
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>there are Anons dumb enough who think Mamono ain't high tech

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>> No.44852519

>>44852392
It's a fucking genshit character, anon. Also notice how the subject is spelled wrong in the OP.

>> No.44852521
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>You lost boy?

>> No.44852530

>>44852521
I was, but now I found my wife
>anon presents his bundle of flowers

>> No.44852534
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>Danger Danger Danger

>> No.44852535

I went and asked a busty Kiki and a Shog who gave the best paizuri between them and they haven't stopped arguing since. The Kiki keeps insisting upon her solid body having a better and softer consistency and feeling better than the Shog's breasts which are goopy and can't keep a perfect shape, and the Shog keeps bragging about how she can make hers as big as she wants to completely cover the dick and she keeps talking about how she can't get tired unlike the Kiki. They've been firing back at one another for a whole hour. They've started sexually assaulting each other because the Kiki roughly groped the Shog out of nowhere to make fun of her "puddy pai", and now they're both rolling around on the ground naked after ripping at each others clothes.

I don't know how to make them stop fighting. What have I done...?

>> No.44852542

>>44852521
At the halfway point of my life I came to a dark forest and the right path was lost

>> No.44852543

>>44852521
Yeah, I'm looking for the entrance to Hagcon 2023. Do you know where I park? I've got a ton of box wine in the cooler, and I don't want it to go bad.

>> No.44852545

>>44852519
Lucky we have a genshin player like you around to tell us.

>> No.44852546
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>>44852404
>>44852430
>>44852435

>> No.44852558

What do you call a sick goat? Staphomet!

>> No.44852576

What do you call a slime in all black? Gothshog!

>> No.44852587

>>44852576
>What do you call a slime in all black?
Nigger?

>> No.44852597

Anon walks into a bar, looking for his friend. The bartender says he saw anon's friend being chatted up by a small girl before he left. Anon asks "When'd he go?" The bartender says "Wendigo? Wendiwent!"

>> No.44852604

What do you call a lizardman with no friends? Saladmander!

>> No.44852605

>>44852597
>anon boos at the pun
>bartender throws a wendigo at his face in frustration
>all is fine at he mg bar

>> No.44852611

>>44852543
>"Two blocks down, hun. Hard to miss the big sign. Have fun~"

>> No.44852612

Where do you put naughty dogs? In the hellpound!

>> No.44852621

>>44852354
hello ms. succubus flying towards me!

>> No.44852626

>>44852621
>"Hello mr.anon who is within hugging range!"

>> No.44852627

>>44852521
>Anon looks at her chest and asks for milk

>> No.44852628

>>44852611
>ywn have chubby milfs do body shots of wine off you at Hagapalooza
>ywn get drunk with a shy Christmas cake who loosens up and starts reciprocating your flirting
>ywn leave your kids with their grandparents for the week once a year to relive those magical summer nights again at the festival every year

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>>44852628
A shot of wine can't do very much for you

>> No.44852650
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Can monster's dance?

>> No.44852653
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Summon succubus
Succon summubus
Succ on some bus

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>>44852626
hugging?! before marriage?

>> No.44852657

>>44852650
Good to see the elven mating dance still works

>> No.44852659

>>44852654
She's feeling extra frisky tonight.

>> No.44852661

>>44852653
stop spamming that spell!

>> No.44852663

>>44852648
That's why they have to do lots of them.
Keep that wine goat away from me before she tempts me to drink

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>>44852354
I forget that those dorks can fly sometimes

>> No.44852671

Dragon
I
Love
Forever

>> No.44852675
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>>44852671
Damn
I
Love
Fish

>> No.44852677

>>44852675
Dont
Ignore
Liliarune
Flowers

>> No.44852678

>>44852628
>That one time when a little boy got lost and ended up in there.

>> No.44852680

>>44852650
This elf has some serious moves...

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>>44852678
get doted on, son.

>> No.44852689

Drink
Infinite
Lich
Fluid

>> No.44852697
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>>44852654
SUCCUBUS ASSAULT - TEN-THOUSAND YEARS' NUMINOUS SNUGGLE

>> No.44852699
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You are in the wolf gang at school, right anon?
Surely not the kot gang or the cow gang

>> No.44852708

Wherever I am,
I must also breed with elves,
This world is a fuck.

>> No.44852714

>>44852697
snuggling!?! aren't we skipping bases? we haven't even cuddled yet...

>> No.44852715

Her long ears I love,
Her long legs like dusks low light,
In the darkness, I...

>> No.44852720

>>44852714
Is that how it works?
>Handholding < Hugging < Cuddling < Snuggling < Nothing lies beyond this point

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>> No.44852723

>>44852699
Well, I'm new here so I'm not part of any gang yet.

>> No.44852725

>>44852678
>magical brawl between hundreds of high level spinsters
They would have to find a new venue for next year

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>>44852708
namaste.

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>marry gacha snek
>tell daughters the glory of Rome
>they follow and you are proud
>feel weird when order knights show up and ask for mercy when daughters go full "Carthage(order town virginity) must be destroyed"
>atleast you are getting more granddaughters

>> No.44852734

Her High Elven grace,
Only enhanced by death's touch,
How I yearn for her.

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Let me know what you guys think of this I dea: The reason Rosa uses this terribly designed mug at all is the fact it was a limited edition collectors item form her favorite tv show. The mug depicts Bat-Chan, the mascot character for some magical girl show she is a huge fan of.

I am currently unsure as to the exact contents of the the show. what do you guys think?

>> No.44852755

>>44852346
>Monstergirl Thread
Fuck off retard, stop messing with the thread OP. It makes it a chore to look things up in archives later

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>>44852346
>Good for you, the private bath for you has a available fox girl and even another single (human) girl, both of whom are yours to be your wives...
>It's intentional, the managers of the bath house are Demon Realm party members and Royal Makai partisans who're matchmakers, the human gal is an employee desperate to be ina relationship even it's a three way.

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>>44852708
>>44852729
"Oh. You joined the Ground Forces for adventures and fun huh? Seriously!? ...How naive of you."

>> No.44852777

>>44852521
I will not consider Hare Krishna

>> No.44852779 [DELETED] 

>>44852346
>OP pic is gacha trash
Report this thread.

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>>44852787
Lol, petty much?

>> No.44852804

>>44852699
They call me... The Milk Boy.

>> No.44852906 [DELETED] 

>>44852779
It's WHF nigger being a snowflake again with off-topic images and fucked thread subject, move here:
>>44852902

>> No.44852943 [DELETED] 

>>44852906
Holy shit do we have to!? And this or that thread is going to get dragged on for who knows how long. Maybe next time post earlier if you don't want the troll to be the one making the threads.

And sorry if I'm betting a mod might be deleting that thread of yours thinking it as spam as far as they're concerned.

>> No.44852955 [DELETED] 

>>44852943
yes, we do
>44852787
>gore shit
>not a new ip

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>> No.44853024

>>44852355
>How to escape hebi rape basement ending?
Submit = get raped; happy hebi waif
Resist = get raped, distrusting hebi waif
Miracle escape = tracked down and brutal rape; distrusting hebi waif that binds you to the house via magic
Over-the-top submission = passionate lovemaking and throat rape; fiercely loyal and trusting hebi waif
Excessive resistance = get raped, vore correction; happy hebi waif
Repeated escapes = time stop, years long rape; distrusting hebi waif that magically chains you to her
Attempted murder/suicide = repeated vore correction until submission; cautious. concerned hebi waif

There are no bad endings with hebi. Personally, I'm going for the over-the-top submission to her.

>> No.44853055 [DELETED] 

>>44852955
The goreposter is either OP of this thread or some other shitter mad that we're abandoning it. Gatekeeping bad and the usual crap.
The goal is to get mods attention in hopes that they delete the newer thread, I've seen shit like this before.

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>>44853055
>The goreposter is either OP
What kind of reach and Game Theory is that supposed to be? Why the hell would OP who posted a Genshin OP image even sabotage their own OP if they valued the thread they made? Seems like a stretch to me.

>> No.44853148 [DELETED] 

>>44853133
this op is a regular shitpost op.
>genshin image isnt a monster girl
>Monstergirl instead of Monster Girl

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They say dark elves are voracious rapists and nymphos. Contrary to popular belief, they can be very emotional and require emotional support.

>> No.44853218 [DELETED] 

>>44853148
>>genshin image isnt a monster girl
Debatable, yes I play Genshin. But Arlecchino, the fourth Harbinger (the girl in OP) is either not human or not a regular human and is possibly hundreds of years old. And ever since the Fontaine debut, her hands are black demonic claw types and what non-mamono human girl has red letter X pupils?

>> No.44853224 [DELETED] 

>>44853218
there is nothing about her visually that says "monster", she doesnt even have knife ears. its literally just her eyes.

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>>44853224
shut up

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>> No.44853244 [DELETED] 

>>44853133
You naively assume he's acting in good faith. He's been making those vandalized threads for about two years now and most of the time he only causes thread splits as his threads are either left to die or necrobumped.
Any decent person would realize this is simply not what majority of the community wants, so the only logical conclusion is that he's doing that shit on purpose to cause problems.

And before you say we should roll with it - last time we did, it caused an even worse faggot to appear and do something even dumber.

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>> No.44853272

Why some of you now posting gross Genshin porn all of a sudden? I get you guys are butthurt but is worth the ban?

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>>44852699
Nope

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The smug of this heck dog offends me. Are heck dogs this inherently rude?

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Need some milk?

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Arknights (Chinese: 明日方舟; pinyin: Míngrì Fāngzhōu; lit. 'Ark of Tomorrow') is a free-to-play tactical RPG/tower defense mobile game developed by Chinese developer Hypergryph. It was released in China on 1 May 2019, in other countries on 16 January 2020 and in Taiwan on 29 June 2020. Arknights is available on Android and iOS platforms and features gacha game mechanics.

>> No.44853394

>>44852346
Any actual REAL Zipangese people who're not LARPING weeabos here. Do any of you have any idea why my neighbor Kunoichi barged into my home and is doing this to me?

>https://twitter.com/BeeeeeN_213/status/1679820994515701760

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>>44853363
Girls' Frontline (simplified Chinese: 少女前线; traditional Chinese: 少女前線; pinyin: Shàonǚ Qiánxiàn) is a mobile strategy role-playing game for Android and iOS developed by China-based studio MICA Team, where players control echelons of android characters, known in-universe as T-Dolls, each carrying a distinctive real-world firearm. The game was released in Mainland China on 20 May 2016, in Hong Kong and Taiwan on 18 January 2017, and in South Korea on 30 June 2017. The global English version was released on 8 May 2018, while the Japanese version was released on 1 August 2018 under the title Dolls Frontline (ドールズフロントライン) due to the Girls' Frontline trademark in Japan already being held by another registrant.

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>>44853397
Azur Lane (Simplified Chinese: 碧蓝航线; traditional Chinese: 碧藍航線; pinyin: Bìlán Hángxiàn; lit. 'Deep Blue Course') is a side-scrolling shoot 'em up video game created by Chinese developers Shanghai Manjuu and Xiamen Yongshi, released in 2017 for the iOS and Android operating systems. Set in an alternate timeline of World War II, players engage in side-scrolling shooter gameplay, using female moe anthropomorphic characters based on warships from the war's major participants. Other gameplay elements, like customizing a dorm and in-game characters, are also present.

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>>44853415
Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed by miHoYo, published by miHoYo in mainland China and worldwide by Cognosphere, d/b/a HoYoverse. It was released for Android, iOS, PlayStation 4 and Windows in 2020, on PlayStation 5 in 2021. The game features an anime-style open-world environment and an action-based battle system using elemental magic and character-switching. A free-to-play game monetized through gacha game mechanics, Genshin Impact is expanded regularly through patches using the games as a service model.

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>>44853428
Blue Archive (Japanese: ブルーアーカイブ; Korean: 블루 아카이브; Chinese: 蔚蓝档案) is a South Korean role-playing game developed by Nexon Games (formerly NAT Games), a subsidiary of Nexon. It was released in 2021 for Android and iOS, first in Japan by Yostar and worldwide later that year by Nexon. The game is free-to-play with gacha game mechanics as a means to obtain new characters.

>> No.44853484

What the fuck are you fucking retards doing? This thread looks like a bunch of mentally retarded 12 year olds are having a sleepover.

>> No.44853496

>>44853484
i dont fucking know i just got here

>> No.44853798

Kid kraken dropping things because of her tiny suction cups

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Oh that shit got deleted thank fuck, praise the Maou.

>> No.44853818

>the proper thread got deleted
epic XD

>> No.44853819

And the proper thread got deleted while this gets to stay...

>> No.44853823

>troll thread stays after being cleaned of garbage
>proper thread gets deleted, erasing any discussion in it
Moderation is truly a joke

>> No.44853828

We did it Reddit! We saved the gacha shitpost thread!

>> No.44853833

>>44852699
I'm in the shirohebi gang.

Send help. They are all aggressively cock-blocking each-other. This isn't healthy for any of us.

>> No.44853839
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>The demon lord you were summoned by the Order to defeat appears on your doorstep, in a maids outfit, after you had returned to your world
uh oh

>> No.44853843

Kiki is special needs, please understand.

>> No.44853846

>>44853843
as special needs as this thread

>> No.44853847
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The fuck happened here? I go to bed and all hell breaks loose. Good night Anon's going to be so disappointed.

>> No.44853853

>>44853847
We finally burned down the thread.

>> No.44853857

I'm at the park sitting on this bench near a fountain and there's this bench right across from me this glum looking Lich in a sweater is sitting on and we've just been staring at each other for two hours now. She isn't doing anything or saying anything, the only time she looks away is to do something on her phone when I do the same, then it's back to just staring at each other. This is getting creepy you guys... what should I do?

>> No.44853858
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>>44853843
Don't insult the cute kiki, she's just very special.

>> No.44853868
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>>44853847
tldr:
>shitposter makes this thread with monstergirl in the op instead of monster girl, as usual.
>people make a new thread, as usual
>shitposter goes critical here, posting blacked shit, cuck shit, and gore. its all deleted now.
>special needs kiki deletes the real thread instead of the shitpost thread.

>> No.44853883

>>44853858
It's just the truth. Special Kiki's "mastah" is her caretaker.

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>>44853868
at least the retard got banned for it. one less cancer in the thread

>> No.44853891

>>44853858
she works so hard and does her best!

>> No.44853913

>Be colorblind
>Visit dragonia
>Told to avoid red dragon hussies
>See green dragon
>Ask for directions
>Walked into a love hotel

>> No.44853922

>>44853857
Simple. As a man you need to show your dominace by being the last one to leave the stand off. If you leave that bench it's over for you, and you will become an Alp. You are not allowed to leave until she gives up from your radiant manly aura.

>> No.44853943

>>44853823
Janny is being a faggot like the last time, again:
>>44853939

>> No.44853960

>>44853943
jeez. jannies didnt take long at all on that one.
dont they know that thats not a monster in this op? just a human with funny pupils.

>> No.44853966

>>44853943
See, what did I tell you? A stance has been taken. No mistakes will be admitted. This is the thread, deal with it.

>> No.44853969

>>44853883
>>44853891
>special kiki shuffles up to (You)
>"Mayster I maid you lunch"
>slightly burnt toast with a bit too much butter

>> No.44853976

>>44853966
Of course the gore spam was to get a mod on us, they never got involved like this, last time they backed off after a proper thread was remade.
No "gatekeeper" would keep bumping the shitpost thread while the newer hasn't surpassed it in posts.

>> No.44853981

>>44853969
But that's how I like my toast!

>> No.44853996
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>>44853913
>how to avoid getting kidnapped in dragonia?
Lick their claws.
>how to ask a girl on a date in dragonia?
Lick their claws.
>how to ask to-
Doesn't matter, lick the claws.

>> No.44853998

>>44853943
Hope it's gonna expire at not retarded hours.
>>44853960
Amazing they're not letting it stay up for weeks again.

>> No.44854007

>>44853969
give her a headpat and call her a good girl

>> No.44854019

>>44853998
If this shitter or anyone else makes an equally retarded next thread, I'm going to keep making new proper ones until mods stop being retarded and let us sort this out among ourselves instead of siding with vermin. Even if I have to buy a residential VPN to do that.

>> No.44854020
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>>44853858
I love weird kiki so much it's unreal.

>> No.44854021
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44854021

>other thread nuked
>thread with Arlecchino OP stays and the porn shitposts deleted
It looks like the kikimora moderator is a Snezhnayan and got her house keeping and cleaning skills from the House of the Hearth.

Glory to the Tsaritsa.

>> No.44854022

>>44853966
4chan needs a serious purge of its moderation, and actually needs to go over anons before letting them in.
there are too many that just dont understand how shitposters work, others so out of tune with site culture that they are an active detriment, and then others who became jannies to fill a personal agenda.

>> No.44854038
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>>44853913
>>Told to avoid red dragon hussies
Sounds like some jealous dragoncel is coping. Surely this innocent girl wouldn't do anything indecent to me.

>> No.44854069

>>44854022
It's even worse with /jp/ because of how it's board's topic being miscellaneous Japanese stuff that doesn't fit on other boards and 2hus leads to having a bunch of largely unrelated thread cultures rather than a single board culture.

>> No.44854086

>>44854069
/jp/ board topic is fine, the issue is that it's not actually enforced like on the the hentai boards so, the unrelated western or chink garbage is not deleted like it should be.
Well actually this one time they did delete genshit OP pic, but that seems to be an exception because of the mess now, normally they don't give a fuck.

>> No.44854092
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What would be the most sought after potion for mamono in general. Something like the Holy grail of potions, sought after by all species, be it married or unmarried.
I feel like most of mamonos needs are taken care of once they get a husband, and they spend most of their time looking to improve their relationship individually in the search of mutual happiness.

>> No.44854095

>>44854086
>Well actually this one time they did delete genshit OP pic
Based jannies, I will defend them now.

>> No.44854097

>>44854086
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with the topic. The problem is that the jannies can't be bothered to familiarize themselves enough with the recurring threads to even be able to recognize when something is offtopic unless it's incredibly flagrant.

>> No.44854116

>>44854097
I really don't expect jannies to care if there's a space in the subject or not.
I'm not disagreeing with you, I just really don't expect anyone who does it for free to care that much lmao.

>> No.44854126

>>44854097
That's because there's no /mgt/ related janny or worse, some butthurt pest is a janny now. In theory the whole point of jannies is that they are regulars on the particular board and threads and can communicate with mods to help them with that stuff, but obviously it's not working and only vtumors get proper attention.

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>Ice Queen breathes a cold sigh of relief
>the pun posting earlier didn’t lead to ice puns

>> No.44854301

>>44854270
Batman and Robin already has them covered.

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>>44853884
heres one more cancer

>> No.44854323

>>44854301
Cool party!

>> No.44854330

>>44854126
I am pretty sure some KC jannies were trying for it.

>> No.44854367

>>44853868
Meh, it's good enough. We can't go catatonic just because the OP is misspelled.

>> No.44854390

>>44854330
You lost to south Africa

>> No.44854396

>>44853884
That was more or less his plan anyway and for once it succeeded.

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that looks like too fance a knife to cut cheese with it

>> No.44854498
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dragon sisters are great

>> No.44854500

Gacha nigger is already back, surprising

>> No.44854543

>you stand at the entrance to the dragon's fortress, but something is wrong
>the gates have been ripped off their hinges and tossed aside, huge claw marks visible in the metal
>inside you find that the entryway has been devastated
>more claw marks cover the walls and broken trap mechanisms litter the floor
>you advance cautiously, ready for anything but encountering nothing
>at the center of the ruined fortress, you find its sole inhabitant
>it seems the dragon died in her own throne room, and her zombie destroyed the defenses out of rage or desperation

>> No.44854546

>>44854479
I'm just staring at the carrot

>> No.44854560

>>44854543
Kek, good let her alone a few more centuries just in memory of everyone she slaughter

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Oh no! She's vulnerable to mating press in this situation!

>> No.44854577

>>44854500
Different gagchanigger, it's that one dude that plays shadowverse, he's rare.

>> No.44854583

>>44854543
gonna start cleaning her claws and scales

>> No.44854600

>>44854500
A lot of gacha posting is just because they come up a lot. It's no worse than the relentless mge posting, sometimes seemingly as fast some artists update their twitter only to be immediately posted here.

>> No.44854645

>>44854600
Choke on potatoes, green man
>>44854577
Same shit

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>>44854479
All weapons start looking like that once you get high enough level. It just means she's a very well trained chef. Or a high level bandit that reclassed after stealing your virginity.

>> No.44854684

>People still engage with the gachashit
Just like clockwork

>> No.44854699

>>44854649
Creepy toes.

>> No.44854718

>>44854543
Dumb dragon she's left her hoard unprotected. Time to sneak in and steal everything. Her gold, her jewelry, her panties, her heart.

>> No.44854723

>>44854684
Anti-gacha anon takes the bait as usual.
Though, he is attempting a herculean task in preserving thread quality. And /vg/ faggots raided not long ago, so yeah lmao

>> No.44854732

>>44854718
Gruesome

>> No.44854755
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>>44854543
Stupid dragon. Needs a couple years of undead mount correction.

>> No.44854756

>>44854116
>>44854367
Just because you keep ignoring the fact that the picture is also shit doesn't mean other people don't see it.

>> No.44854776

>>44854756
I didn't think I need to say that, faggot

>> No.44854791
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>>44854756
I think most of our OPs aren't very good. I just don't talk about it.

>> No.44854798

>>44854791
the one that got deleted with the manticore was shit because manticores are shit

>> No.44854820

>>44854798
>when she's just walking along and you throw rubbish into her gaping tail pussy

>> No.44854930

"Got anything to say for yourself?"
"Meow"
She puts forth a convincing argument

>> No.44854966
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>>44852346
What brings a Ryu to darken and start generating black holes???

Did any of you... Disappoint her?

>> No.44855029

>>44854966
Watching all the hebis get married while she remains single. She used to be gentle but men these days only want psychos.

>> No.44855044

I wish more Anons talk about this. But monstergirls just comforting and pampering and spoiling you alone would be the greatest thing ever. Yes sex is still to be had but sometimes I like to believe being comforted, spoiled and babied and pampered is sometimes more than enough. Being called a good boy and head patted and whispered sweet words and how precious you are can already generate mana from all that love.

And being teary eyed and just burying your face on her chest and just snuggling and hugging back to her being more than enough for her in return.

>> No.44855052

>>44855044
But mommydom posts are extremely common. As are anons going on and on about their mental anxiety.

>> No.44855058

>>44855044
We can have both anon. With a monster girls. you can have your cake and eat it.

>> No.44855066

>near the end of the previous thread some faggots were brigading to defend breathfag
>totally not a raid btw
>raidfaggots make vandalized OP
>totally not a raid btw
>spam garbage
>totally not a raid btw
>get proper thread deleted
>totally not a raid btw

>> No.44855071

>>44855044
you'd have to get anons to be vulnerable to discuss that and i doubt that will happen anytime soon.
>>44855052
The only people who go on about their mental health are drunk and have lost their inhibitions
me XD

>> No.44855087

>>44855066
Yes we know, just dump images or whatever in this one and have it expire as soon as possible. The deleted OP image speaks for itself.

>> No.44855147

>>44855066
oh no. It's anons on 4chan enjoying things that commonly happen on 4chan!

>> No.44855182

>>44855044
This is why huge girls are the best, you can have your face buried in her chest while she hadpats and leglocks you while you're balls deep inside her.

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>>44854092
Anyone? Please...

>> No.44855247

>>44855239
You can't handle our potions.

>> No.44855249

>>44855147
Yes fellow 4channers we sure enjoy annoying trip/namefags, outsiders shitting on board and thread culture, retards spamming disgusting shit and tricking jannies into attacking legimite users. That's us 4channers!

>> No.44855254

>>44855239
My gut says the horse potion.

>> No.44855259

>>44855147
You will never fit in.

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>>44852485
To me it was the addition of zombie maids, God I love undead girls so much

>> No.44855336

>>44852346
Wake up this morning
2 threads overnight (again)
Go away while the spazzes spazz at each other (as usual)
Come back now
The "not MGE picture" thread survives, but not the picture itself.
>Are the Jannies developing a sense of humor?

>> No.44855345

>>44855239
fertility potion

>> No.44855441
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>>44855333
She's got that yan look.

>> No.44855494

>>44855441
Its either the look of a yandere or a maid who has 'acclimated' to shitty guests

>> No.44855498
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>>44855333
Great girl. I like the yandere personality choice.

>> No.44855506

Small pupils and fangs are a great combo

>> No.44855509

>>44855336
as far as compromises go i've seen worse

>> No.44855558
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some kind of coffin elf

>> No.44855565

>>44855509
It's a rotten compromise that will lead to even bigger shit later

>> No.44855568
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>>44854020
The thread still needs more cleaning.
What happens when Anon's house has 2 Kikis...?

>> No.44855589

>>44855568
They multikiki

>> No.44855592

>>44855568
They either split up cleaning or have one handling domestic duties for the day.

>> No.44855648

>>44855568
The bigger one bullies the littler into doing all the shitjobs.
So Mashtah feels sorry for the little Kiki and she gets more attention... and eventually more sudden mana injection...
So the little Mistress Kiki then bullies the bigger one...
Rinse, repeat

>> No.44855658

>>44855239
stamina potions

>> No.44855659

>>44855239
Pepsi

>> No.44855665

>>44855568
One joins Freedom and the other joins Duty, and then Anon has to complete a bunch of quests to stop them fighting.

>> No.44855691

>>44855239
I'm going to upset the spazzes by saying the most popular is probably going to be mamonos buying the Canon Beastman potion for their Anons.
>Followed by the Tanukis selling overpriced Reversion Potion

>> No.44855693
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>>44852346
Only two more months until fox mating season.

>> No.44855703

>>44855691
Taking the phrase "rearrange my guts" to new levels.

>> No.44855711

There is a serious lack of cute Raiju stories/greentexts

>> No.44855753

>>44855711
she's more suited to maximum overlewd

>> No.44855761
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>>44855345
Yep, this one could be it. Anything related to their husband is taken care during incubisation, and there's always prisoners fruit for their outwardly appereance. The only thing holding mamono back from overrunning their planet is their incredibly low fertility, and the order, of course, but there is no cure for weapon grade autism.
All other answers until now have been absolute shitposts

>> No.44855773

>>44855761
So you're saying incublization could do the work of a theri potion?

>> No.44855813
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>>44855761
Uhhuhh.

>> No.44855835

>>44855761
This is a hag psyop
If they get the fertility potions they will get double digit births, do not let them get their hands on it

>> No.44855884

>>44855813
It is a well known fact that Remi is a sub in bed while Flandre is a dom.

>> No.44855926
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>> No.44855943

>>44855761
Me and my mom

>> No.44855952
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>Sabbath visits a 7/11

>> No.44855955
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>>44855761
All monsters should be impregnated. Do your part and put a baby in that belly!

>> No.44855969

>>44855835
I think increasing the rate at which they can get pregnant is a bit of a better approach than increasing the ammount of children in a litter.
That said, it would be nice if the MGE included information about the birthing methods, litter sizes, pregnancy duration and average maturing age of mamono. Do the insect mamono go the insect rout or the human route. There are so many unanswered questions about monster girl physiology they keep me up at night,

>> No.44855986

>>44855969
at least there's a lot of case studies on how the demon lord gives birth

>> No.44856011

>>44855969
I don't know what compels people to care about this autism.

>> No.44856032

>>44855926
RULES OF NATURE

>> No.44856044

>>44856011
i need to know what a chimera is birthing

>> No.44856061
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>>44855986
>>44856011
You don't understand. I need to know if impregnating an Oomukae is going to give me 1-2 daughters or 15-50. I hope the Lilim have good welfare plans if it's the second

>> No.44856090

>>44855753
Not much of that either

>> No.44856095

>>44855952
There are downsides to destroying your adult body to get that tight loli cunny.

>> No.44856166
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>be a mage
>weak but at least I can be a support but that still means I need someone to pair up with to handle combat
>an elf offers to become my partner
>great I can just stay in the back and do my thing
>or so I thought but her big ass is too distracting and I can't cast spells as a result
>can't change places because that'd defeat the point and I am afraid she'd get offended and leave if I told her to cover up her butt properly
>at least she is strong and defeats any enemies without any issues but she keeps telling me how glad is to have paired up with me
>even though she doesn't seem to realize I am not doing anything because of her stupid sexy body

>> No.44856183
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>> No.44856193

>>44856183
It's okay. He is wearing high levels anti-dragon armor with High tier anti-corruption and anti-mamono mana enchantments.

>> No.44856210

>>44852546
Why would Sabbath lolis use guns, even in a context where they're in the military and are soldiers? They have magic don't they?

>> No.44856233
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44856233

Return to monke.

>> No.44856243

>>44856183
God you fucks who depict yourselves as guys in armor, well you all look like shit. It's always so overdesigned with so much going on, it becomes impressive how impractical it looks.

>> No.44856249

>>44856210
Rule of cool, and it doesn't help that the bapho in charge married a /k/fag...

>> No.44856259
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>> No.44856269

>>44856259
HUNH

>> No.44856293

>>44856233
Still thinking about bathing with Kakuens.

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>>44856269

>> No.44856356
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>>44854322
here's another

>> No.44856378

>>44856210
Visual intimidation.
A Loli holding an obvious gun is more effective at herding Anon prisoners etc than a Loli waving her hands around like its interpretive dance or playing with a stick.

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>> No.44856418
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>> No.44856428
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44856428

>>44854543
Zombie dragons are for lovey-dovey sex

>> No.44856429
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>> No.44856447

>>44856356
The apple of my eye?

>> No.44856471

>>44856428
she just looks so happy to pounce on him in this pic. big dummy. i love zomdragons

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>Oh, you are finally awake.

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>> No.44856546

>>44856519
>Trying to cross the border eh?

>> No.44856549

>>44855711
Lightning Kissed by Grub was good.

>> No.44856554

>>44856519
I will NOT be Hebi'd

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>>44856554
Then she will cry.

>> No.44856583

>>44856519
Oh, hi Amanda. I was just dreaming about you...

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>> No.44856616

>>44856406
>Undead dragons awake at the "Boneyard". Much snickering is heard.

>> No.44856632

>>44856546
If only I had stolen that horse...

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>>44856554
You are not allowed to refuse.

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>>44852346
>Tell me where it hurts, anon

>> No.44856665

Drained repeatedly by large, sleepy and creepy holsts, holding me so I can't escape from their fluffy thighs, eyes hidden by their hair and sinister smiles in their face the whole time

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>> No.44856672

>>44856665
Heaven

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twintails are cute and erotic

>> No.44856697

Where my fellow jabberwock degenerates at?

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>>44856697

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hatters with big TEAties

>> No.44856769 [DELETED] 

>>44856723
What's the best way to please your favorite, big, fat, vore monster that doesn't involve feeding copious amounts of food?

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Small foxes are very trustworthy.

>> No.44856816

Movies not to show to monstergirls
>It Follows
>Bridge to Terabithia
>Most Hollywood romcoms

>> No.44856821

>>44856583
Looks like all that whispering her name in his ear while he was sleeping paid off

>> No.44856834

>>44856777
Fennecs are the smallest foxes and you always know they're listening in with their huge ears.

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>>44855239

>> No.44856932

>>44856769
Lots of roleplay. Allow her to use her hunting instinct in the bedroom without actually eating you. Like having her "hunt" you down and then "eat" you.

>> No.44856944

>>44856665
>tfw you get hard when you hear their guhuhuhi

>> No.44856955

>>44856932
Sounds dangerous.

I was thinking more along the lines of feeding her gummy bears, and her letting you rest your head on her belly to hear her stomach gurgle while she makes empty threats on how you could be next.

>> No.44856970

>>44856955
https://youtu.be/sMjgaa5j_LE?feature=shared

Why, Anon?

>> No.44856989

>>44856932
Don't indulge that memeforcer

>> No.44856994

>>44856970
I don't know. I'm just spitballing here.

>> No.44857003

>>44856955
That might be dull for her and eventually result in her really eating you. Still, to each their own.

>>44856989
Sorry. I'm an actual vorefag.

>> No.44857017

>>44857003
Sorry to hear that.

>> No.44857027

>>44857017
I try to keep it under control. Especially since I do dislike basically all vore art/stories.

>> No.44857047

>>44856837
She's so nice to let me vent my frustrations so often.

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>>44856769
Start eating her out.

>> No.44857054

>>44857003
But I don't want to be some fat dragon's food? Her belly probably stinks to high hell with all the garbage she eats.

>>44857049
Turn the tables on the wock.

Eat her before she eats you.

>> No.44857073

>>44857054
Then, like I said, you need to let her use her hunting instinct. Like having her tie you up and fatten you up.

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>>44852764
>the human gal is an employee desperate to be in a relationship even it's a three way.
She won't stay human in a threesome relationship with a monstergirl.

>> No.44857110

Jesus fuck take that shit to /trash/ already.

>> No.44857122

Why get vored by a smelly wonderland dragon when there are clearly better options, even in wonderland itself?
Seriously you all are casuals. The patrician gets vored by jubjubs.

>> No.44857130

>>44857110
I can tolerate corruption in small doses.

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Foxes only want one thing and they'll do heinous things to get it.

>> No.44857144

>>44857122
>>>/trash/
Fuck off already

>> No.44857148

so you wake up undead
but not only undead but undead royalty
You have a few zombie maids, a few banshee healers, a few mage liches, quite a number of warrior ghouls and a small number of wight commanders
and the place you are at is struggling a bit
what is your first move

>> No.44857150

>>44857110
>take canon mge to /trash/
yeah, along with the monstergirls! I only want pure human women!

>> No.44857153
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Anon likes cocks!
He likes all kinds, both big and small!
He wants to lick and kiss cocks!
He is a huge cock slut!
He would lose to the first cock he saw!
There is never a time when Anon isn't thinking about cocks!

>> No.44857170

>>44856816
>Ms. Whitehorn has a movie day for her class
>She brings Watership Down because it has cute bunnies

>> No.44857172

>>44857130
>>44857150
You know exactly what it was referring to, don't bother pretending otherwise. Mentally ill vorefags don't belong here.

>> No.44857177

Honestly, I like the idea that for Dragons eating a human being is literally the highest act of romance they can possibly perform. It's taking a short lived human, a mere mayfly compared to them, and making sure both their body and soul will dwell within them for all eternity as their companion.

>> No.44857200

>>44857153
Nice cock, bro.

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For fucks sake. This should be the only monstergirl where vore is mentioned.

>> No.44857208

>>44857177
Neck yourself
>>>/trash/

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>>44857172
thought you were referring to monsterization...
my apoloheese...

>> No.44857212

>>44857200
thanks my momster got her for me

>> No.44857216

>>44857177
Sounds like dragons making excuses to fulfill their weird fetishes.

>>44857201
Literally not even a vore monster.

Step aside sandworm. We have REAL vore monsters to discuss.

>> No.44857222

>>44857177
Stop anon you’re gonna make them mad and derail the thread again, go to /d/ if you want to talk about that subject. That I believe there is already three threads about that sort of thing there.

>> No.44857225 [DELETED] 

>>44857216
kys XD

>> No.44857237

How much do you want to bet the vore spam is the same raid discord again?

>> No.44857243

>>44857212
Your momster really got an eye for cock.

>> No.44857245

>>44857222
Yeah, yeah. I don't want to cause a fuss so I'll stop.

>/d/
I hate most of the vore there.

>> No.44857250

>>44857237
he's in every thread, I think he's just a resident faggot

>> No.44857251

>>44857243
wanna rub cockatrices together?

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Big news for you.

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>>44857245

>> No.44857269

>>44857237
I think it's just bait to get the overly sensitive spergazoid to rage.
>Make an abhorrent post
>Spergazoid takes the bait
>Other shitpost-minded anons poke the bear for the lulz
>Spergazoid rages
>Mission accomplished
>Thread goes back to normal after a half hour or so

>> No.44857273

Remember cockatrices turn you into the flash, so you’ll be moving at high speeds most of the time so you better get use to that.

>> No.44857275

As a complete newfag: How welcome is this thread to grimdark?

>> No.44857285

>>44857275
welcome, fren!
>>>/tg/

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>>44857275
This land is peaceful, it's inhabitants kind. None of that shit here.

>> No.44857289

>>44857275
pretty much gonna tell you this, fuck off if you are going that way

>> No.44857294

>>44857275
Take it to /vg/ that’s how that goes.

>> No.44857295

>>44857269
>muh spergs
>trying to play down and make excuses for shitposting faggots

>> No.44857299

>>44857275
On a scale of 1 to 100 of being receptive to grimdark, 1 being not at all and 100 being very receptive. I'd say this thread would grade at about 3 out of a 100.

>> No.44857300

>>44857275
Completely associated with /tg/ crossposters, so a bad idea.

>> No.44857301

>>44857273
But what if I slip on a banana peel?

>> No.44857302

>>44857273
imagine the speed of plapping

>> No.44857310

>>44857295
>hello spergz!

>> No.44857314

>>44857153
>Suck on a cockatrice's tongue
>"HAHA! Anon sucks cocks!"

>> No.44857317

>>44857285
>>44857300
/tg/ has a monster girl thread?

>>44857294
I might.

>>44857299
>>44857289
Welp, get the message.

>> No.44857322

>>44857317
>/tg/ has a monster girl thread?
It used to, a long story.

>> No.44857326

>>44857275
>lurk moar

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>>44857273
No they don't. They petrify you so you can't let go of them or pull out.

>> No.44857341

>>44857322
Do share. Or link to that one wiki, assuming it has a article on the subject.

>> No.44857343

>>44857314
>then anon just tells the Cheshire that why is jealous of an "alp" in her opinion
>That could get something that she has to yet to get

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>>44852346

>> No.44857353

>>44857340
they dont, those are medusas and baslisks power

>> No.44857372

>>44857340
>By means of this trait, cockatrices seek out men with quick legs like them in order to give birth to keen and swift children.
>The pheromones they release are so powerful that men exposed to them will drop everything else and start chasing after them.

>> No.44857377

>>44857341
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=false&search_text=%22enslaved+anon%22
I won't say more on the subject because it's all been said already.

>> No.44857438

>>44857372
imagine plump farmer cockatrices or city cockatrices with big butts and thick thighs

>> No.44857439

>>44857275
It's time for new adventures in the thread. It's not like we are as bound to MGE as we were.

>> No.44857450

>>44857148
I would like, more than almost anything, to be able to live out my fantasies in my dark necromancer tower with my creepy undead harem doing creepy undead things like nonsexual research

>> No.44857455

>>44857341
>Do share.
Condensed version: /tg/ was ostensibly for world building and accepting of grimdark interpretations. They got bad rep here for bleeding into the /jp/ thread and their fondness for wall of text story about knights and war that supposedly weren't offtopic because "one knight's father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate saw a monster girl once". That and unwarranted sense of intellectual superiority over "weeb coomers".
They started to wane in interest, but what ended up killing them was an obsessed talentless autist who kept shilling his "setting" and having mental breakdowns everyday.

>> No.44857459

>>44857439
>>>/tg/

>> No.44857460
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How do you feel about how women will outnumber men after the portals open and the ratios will never rebalance since the births of monsters that form packs (harems) will skew female?

>> No.44857465

>>44857460
Who cares?

>> No.44857473

>>44857455
We should bring it back.

>> No.44857475

>>44857460
its gonna be fun
and they would be lots more male idol groups
as well as men would be able to whore themselves out for a couple select clients
I also see that there would be very little war

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Being a cashier in a store.
Seeing Tentacle-chan nervously walk in and trying to pick what to buy.
Tentacle-chan accidentally touching and coiling your hand when handing over the cash.
Tentacle-chan awkwardly recoiling when she notices that and standing there frozen unsure what to do.

>> No.44857486

>>44857482
>"Could you not do that again? it was really gross."
Problem solved!

>> No.44857497

>>44857486
People like you get put in a black van by cupids.

>> No.44857500

Alright now that the dust has settled. Can I actually get some pics of jabberwocks without the meme posts?

>> No.44857526

>>44857438
Well then they’re completely fucked by speedster anon do to their extra weight quite literally too.

>> No.44857542
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>>44857500
Sure.

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>>44856540
>>44857102
I love these before and after images. I don’t quite know what it that’s so great about them.

>> No.44857571

>>44857542
Not the jabberwock I had in mind, but okay.

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>>44857563
Monsterization is my favorite aspect of MGE. Why does it appeal to me so?

>> No.44857635

>>44857526
im not too sure, imagine the jiggle on them cocaktrices, surely would stop a man in their tracks to witness the bounce of that fat cocaktrice ass and them heavy ass titties swinging

>> No.44857636

>>44857618
Monsterization is cool because it's the only guaranteed way to get a monster girl that's had numerous partners before you. Monsters born as monsters are always virgins, but when a human woman get monsterized, you're guaranteed to get a non-virgin as your wife. And as someone who likes a woman to have had plenty of experience, plenty of partners, before me, this is a must.

>> No.44857643

>>44857636
Tell KC this and he'll probably retcon it so every human gets aliced.

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>>44857618
It's always nice.

>> No.44857657

>>44857177
Tfw Vore-anon re-emerges in Ms.Dragon's very full golden Chamberpot.

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GOLDEN SHOWER

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>> No.44857684

>>44857671
Be warned: metal objects travelling at termincal velocity may cause humorous head injuries

>> No.44857700
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I love my Snow(cold sand)worm!

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Can't stop thinking about foxes.

>> No.44857733

>>44857724
What is it about pink hair that is so cute? Name a single girl that wouldn't be improved with pink hair.
You can't.

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>>44857700
I'm more of a seaworm guy myself.

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>>44857636
>>44857643
Friendly reminder that human society in MGE is basically the pop-culture depiction of medieval Europe turned up to eleven. In that kind of society, human women are undoubtedly encouraged to get married right after their first menarche, any female who doesn't have a husband by age 20 is considered unmarriable, and any girl who violates these norms is stoned to death, which means that the likelihood of a monsterized human having "slept around" before monsterization is very low.

>> No.44857806

>>44857676
>creepy bat tries to flirt with you every night when she buys her meals for one at your convenience store

>> No.44857808

>>44857636
Canon monsterization is cool because this world is full of 3d sluttz who badly need monsterization to cure them of their bullshit.
Not that I'm personally going to fuck any of them even after they become Lesser Succs or whatevers, but they will at least be aware enough to realize how they fucked up every Anon's life plus their own.
Same as faggots who become sad lonely Alps.

>> No.44857812

>>44857733
Imagine a pink haired kejourou. That'd be amazing.

>> No.44857817

>>44857700
Imagine the smell

>> No.44857818

>>44857618
We need more prim and proper women turned into savage monsters, and barbarian women turned into regal monsters

>> No.44857821

>>44857781
>monster girls make them like like middle ages peasantry when they have technology
>They also allow them to fester with extremely repressed morals
who are the good guys again?

>> No.44857831

>>44857733
Pink haired Oni?
Pink haired Crow Tengu?

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>>44857643
I wouldn't be surprised if mamano have a resilient hymen that only becomes fragile enough to break when a penis is attempting to do so (no breaking from exercise), as well as humans growing theirs back upon monsterization.
>>44857781
>human society in MGE is basically the pop-culture depiction of medieval Europe
The Japanese pop-culture depiction which you can find in any JRPG, not any western depiction.

>> No.44857850

>>44857818
On that note, turn shy and meek women into strong and boisterous monsters, and haughty and arrogant women into submissive and polite monsters.

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>>44856554
Hebis are DUMB
Give me GRAPESNEK

>> No.44857863

>>44857770
Very based. I tried to incorporate some deep sea life into her design. Mostly, her bioluminescents.
>>44857817
Boysenberry

>> No.44857869

>>44857847
Don't post humans.

>> No.44857892

>>44857781
>>44857808
>>44857847
How about we cozytalk about monster girls and leave the incel posting on /pol/? Y'all need therapy/mindflayers.

>> No.44857900

>>44857863
>Boysenberry
Probably not

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>>44857821
>monster girls make them like like middle ages peasantry when they have technology
They don't, they are open to trade when possible.
>They also allow them to fester with extremely repressed morals
They actively try to the spread their values both overtly and covertly. And countries that are too much of an oppressive shithole get LOVE/DEMOCRACY brought to them.
Read the setting.

>> No.44857920

>>44857892
it gets pretty bad here sometimes

>> No.44857924

>>44857905
I want to stick my fingers in Druella's mouth

>> No.44857927
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The foxes are getting magical.
It's mofumancy.

>> No.44857948

>>44857905
I ain't reading that shit.

>> No.44857953

>>44857900
It's my wife, so I get to choose how she smells, and I say boysenberry.

>> No.44857973

Silence cucks go back to /trash/ where you belong.

>> No.44857980
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No, that last one was actually a cat. The cat police will surely come for me over this mislabelling.

>> No.44857982

>>44857948
Then why are you talking about something you know nothing about?

>> No.44858018

>>44857953
I don't think that's how it works, but I'm sure if you feed her a lot of boysenberries then you can make that become a reality.

>> No.44858041

>>44858018
You want me to believe that monmanabanana can change our bodies to best suit each other, but it can not make her smell like a particular scent to me? Lmao ok ill ask KC on next months Q&A for clarification cause now im actually curious.

>> No.44858053

>>44857892
>starting political shitflinging while telling someone else to go to /pol/

>> No.44858067

Imagine what sex with the Fallen God must be like.

>> No.44858103

>>44858053
Is telling anons to talk about monster girls political shitflinging now? Stop derailing the thread.

>> No.44858185

I just wanna partyin mgc and see what the fuck happens the day after I did all the monster party drugs

>> No.44858253

>>44858185
A lot of monster sex.

>> No.44858261
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>>44858185
I partied in MonVegas, a Cheshire threw a grapefruit at my head while White Rabbit peaked.

>> No.44858266

I want to work as delivery boy in mgc so I can see it all then go down to the local pub to drink

>> No.44858278

>>44858261
I went ther, got banned from all the casinos for being too lucky

>> No.44858280

Holy shit this thread is awful. Why is the OP picture deleted?

>> No.44858288

>>44858261
Ah yes, the wonderland casino, where I can finally fulfill my sick fetish of sleeping in a pile of giant bunny thighs if I hit the right jackpot

>> No.44858291

>>44858280
It was a genshin human.

>> No.44858304

>>44858280
Janny deleted the wrong thread. It is what it is.

>> No.44858366

>>44858288
anon, thats easy to get, o can just go to hopperopolis, and get all the big fat bunny thighs for free

>> No.44858378

>>44858291
>>44858304
ah
no wonder this place looks like a bomb went off in it

>> No.44858394
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I believe in cow supremacy

>> No.44858403

>>44858185
>>44858261
>We had two bags of smokeleaf, seventy-five manticore barbs, five sheets of high powered fox mofu, a salt shaker half full of moth dust, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, ragers, lovers... and also a quart of lifeblood, a quart of nectar, a case of milk, a pint of raw shog and two dozen prisoner fruits.

>> No.44858506
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>>44858403
Wait till you see those god damn bats.

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>> No.44858771

>>44853858
>Kikimora with Wurm like intelligence
>she's not dumb, just very dense
>like a neutron star
>being her master is just helping navigate the wacky Amelia Badelia shenanigans she gets herself into
>hire her no nonsense older sister to help out and catch her doing the monologue from "What's Eating Gilbert Grape"

>> No.44858781

>>44858403
imagine the day after, the poor bar

>> No.44858806
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Big dummy

>> No.44858820

>>44858809
just how i like wurms, way bigger than me and very meaty

>> No.44858910
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>> No.44858981

>>44858185
doing lines of fairy powder off a familiars belly

>> No.44858994

>>44858557
Almost as much tongue as half a sandworm. Impressive

>> No.44859029

Cu siths are good cuddle and headpat material.

Not for lewd however.

>> No.44859059

>>44858981
hey i aint going to the sabbath land

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>>44852346

>> No.44859096

>>44859068
>>>/vg/

>> No.44859127
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Telling cupid that I am only attracted to 2D women and no gross stinky real-life woman shall take my virginity monster or not!

>> No.44859145

telling cupid that i want only old chubby creepy monsters only and I want her to find one for me asap or I'll just tell eros that I couldn't find love and I'm going to mara for guidance

>> No.44859153

>>44859127
It won't be easy, but she'll find a way to get you a wife like Jessica Rabbit.

>> No.44859157
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>> No.44859161

>>44859157
I'm weak to schoolgirls like this

>> No.44859169

>>44859161
>>44859157
i suspicious of theis "school girl"'s age, I think I should use the appraisal skill to make sure she is a jk

>> No.44859181

>>44859169
Ask her if she remembers Johnny Bravo, that'll help you pin it down.

>> No.44859184

>>44859169
It's something in the water.

>> No.44859187

>>44859181
maybe start with M*A*S*H

>> No.44859190

>>44859184
i'd believe if she didnt have 9 tails anon......

>> No.44859221
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>>44859190
foxes have started to gain tails earlier in life due to evolutionary pressure over the years. going by tail count is no longer a surefire way to identify a foxs age nowadays.

>> No.44859225

>>44859221
they're putting chemicals in the water

>> No.44859231
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>>44859225
who are "they"?

>> No.44859240

>>44859231
the reptilians

>> No.44859245

>>44859240
but they're only making the foxes stronger? what could they possible stand to gain from that?

>> No.44859252
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>>44859221
What a scary prospect.
>>44859231
The TOG (Tanuki Occupational Government)

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You have been visited by a dog.

>> No.44859299
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Reminder that nobles have had everything done for them, so they have absolutely no idea how to take care of themselves or others. Good luck telling her to make you dinner.

>> No.44859312

>>44859127
>Monstergirls in suits
I need more.

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>>44859312
You like them dapper, eh?

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>>44857851
let's grape

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>> No.44859366
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>>44859321
I need a girl with class. Someone who will treat me right.
>Nobody's got no class!

>> No.44859384

>>44859366
>"m'lord"
>holds door open for you

>> No.44859385

>>44859366
>m'lord
I have a bad feeling about this one.

>> No.44859389

>>44859327
This apophis seems nice and squishy like a marshmallow, dangerously inviting titty valley

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>> No.44859395

>>44859384
I would grab and french kiss a dhamp that did that to me

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>> No.44859437

>>44859366
>>44859384
>>44859385
>>44859395
>hold the door open for you
>tells you to enjoy the show
>what a nice girl
>oh wait, is that her on the stage
>blasting the meanest jazz you've ever heard
>winks at you

>> No.44859440

>>44859394
I want a Titania in a Kimono!

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>>44859366
>"Ah, I see you boys are doing your funny male things again. What say one of you gets prettied up and I take you to dinner?"

>> No.44859475

>>44859461
>What say one of you gets prettied up
I have unironically been wanting to hear this for so long.

>> No.44859482

>>44859299
But she's just so cute in that apron! We can afford to rebuild the kitchen a few times.

>> No.44859532

>>44859366
>I need a girl with class. Someone who will treat me right.
This was on my mind too when I made that ojou lilim with drillhair.

>> No.44859554

>>44859384
>>44859385
>>44859395
>>44859437
>>44859461
>>44859475
>>44859532
I swear you guys would love RGR shit if it wasn't so gay

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>> No.44859598
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>> No.44859603

>>44859366
>>44859384
>>44859385
im going to just blitz the vampire castle, and gonna rape the vampire while she does her npc driven speech

>> No.44859630
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>>44859554
>RGR
Sturm, Ruger & Company, Inc.?

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>> No.44859653

>>44859646
will she have the potions I need

>> No.44859692

>>44859554
the fuck is rgr

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>> No.44859712

>>44859698
what's this slime been drinking

>> No.44859720

>>44859712
Holst milk.

>> No.44859731

>>44859712
fine wines

>> No.44859744

>>44859630
>>44859692
Not him but I think he means reversed gender roles.

>> No.44859767

>>44859744
What's gay about that? is it his first day here, lmao.

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>>44859556
Hug the kej
Love the kej
Wed the kej

>> No.44859882

>>44859767
Wanting to be treated like a woman is pretty fucking faggy.
>b-but househusba-
never more than pretty by the books femdom, nowhere near as bad.

>> No.44859896

>>44859882
Sounds like a classic case of shit taste, anon.
You heard it here, looking nice for your waifu and letting her do nice things for you is gay.

>> No.44859905

be wary of american wonderlanders
they drink cola instead of tea and eat 4 cakes
they also will call you scrawny and weak and wonder if you got anxeroica or something

>> No.44859930

>>44859896
>trying to boil down reverse gender rolls to "looking nice"
Sounds like you're the actual faggot here. Wanting to look nice for your wife isn't the same as being some dolled up sissy faggot for her and being called her "wife". Don't bring your shitty tranny fetish into monster girls please.

>> No.44859937

lets not start now

also imagine llama girls, how soft their mofu would be

>> No.44859940

>>44859937
wouldn't they have long necks?

>> No.44859946

>>44859940
it could be they would be taller that average

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>>44859937
I was about to say they can have nice mofu before I realized I misread it as "lamia".

>> No.44859953

>>44859937
>>44859940
>>44859946
Would they be blowjob champions like giraffe girls

>> No.44859961

>>44859930
>nigga really says its sissy tranny shit
I bet you would need to have a higher income then your mamano wife, huh

>> No.44859972

>>44859953
kinda but they would have large tracts of land

>> No.44859982

>>44859961
Income wouldn't be even an afterthought with one, homo. Again just because you're a AGP faggot with a crossdressing fetish doesn't mean people want to humor your nonsense. There's a difference between something like a Hellhound taking the lead during sex and you wanting to get pegged.

>> No.44859989

>>44859930
I don't see anyone bringing up being dolled up or being called wife. Do you let sissies live rent free in your head? Kinda weird, but you do you.
Since you brought it up, I am completely okay with both of those things though.

>> No.44859991

>>44859744
I thought that was like half the appeal of mge and these threads. Maybe not to the full extent like being a house husband, but like the monsters being the ones chasing after the men.

>> No.44859994

>>44859882
I always saw RGR as normal guy gets dropped into bizzarro version of reality.
And honestly MGE already has some aspects of it with men being able to pick women and mamano being stronger and usually end up as some sort of breadwinner if they aren't explicitly submissive. It's kind of teetering on the edge of it.
>>44859930
Uh... I mean its gay faggot shit

>> No.44859996
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one way to find out if a monster is after you is to first check if theres a pic of you on the 4mon stalker general. afterwards, reply to (you)r stalkers posts with "built for [monster species]". if the stalker starts having a thread derailing meltdown about said species then theyre likely not that monster species. you only get a few chances to try this before it becomes a meme, making the responses useless. though then she should be easily identifiable by her furiously tapping on her phone with tears pouring out of her eyes. use this knowledge as you wish.

>> No.44859998

>>44859991
Ignore him, probably just that anon who spergs out about femdom. Don't let him derail the thread.

>> No.44860002

>>44859989
>uhhh sorry but that's all in your head!!!
>btw you're actually right on the money and I'm the exact faggot you outlined for why RGR is a trash fetish
I mean good job? You're just a fucking retard for proving my point.

>> No.44860007

>>44859940
i'd also think that would be the types to have their hair over their eyes and be choco

>> No.44860011

>>44859996
what is this silly snake up to?

>> No.44860010

>>44859982
Interesting how you immediately go to cross dressing and pegging when it's merely a swap of gender roles, not feminization.
I think I know what you truly desire, anon. I'm here for you, even if you feel that you are alone in your body that you feel uncomfortable with.

>> No.44860013

>>44859998
He's the first one to bring up crossdressing and pegging, so could be that.

>> No.44860014

>>44859991
Yeah but there's a difference. Monsters being proactive or the one making the first move is completely different and there's nothing wrong with that. Reverse gender roles is being treated 1:1 like women now which is gay as fuck.

>> No.44860026

>>44860002
You're the one who things about it so much that you brought it up, lmao. Anon brings up RR and you immediately go off on a feminization tangent.
Do you think about this shit often? Where did they touch you?

>> No.44860034

>>44860010
>when it's merely a swap of gender roles
Except it's not. It's quite literally NOT just that simple and whenever someone talks about it it always slants towards feminization. You don't have to act like a catty faggot since I'm right and you're upset that I'm accurately detailing why your fetish is dogshit but I guess acting like a woman is your entire personality so fuck it man

>> No.44860036

guys stop poking the sperg, we already know he hates anything close of femdom.

>> No.44860045

>tell Lilim her proposal is tempting but you don't know anything about ruling a demon realm
>"that's okay, neither do I"

>> No.44860060

>>44860026
Because whenever it's brought up it always goes to the weirdest shit possible. Nobody flips out over Amazons despite their whole appeal being stuff like househusbands because Amazonfags were 99.99% normal outside of obvious shitposters taking her to 11 to annoy others. This isn't fucking twitter you can't just ignore people making fun of you for being a fag with "who hurt you" shit like you're a white woman.

>>44860036
Femdom is objectively fine there's no problem there. Again you're just mad because your borderline transsexual fetish is being made fun of.

>> No.44860062

>>44860013
I will never be the loved femboytoy of a cute demoness.
Suffering.

>> No.44860064
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>Young Innocent Ram vs Older Evil Ram

>> No.44860067

>>44860045
imma get a bogie advisor
she'll make it fun

>> No.44860073

>>44860060
>Femdom is objectively fine
Knew you weren't a real one.
The Worst Fetish.
except for the obvious, of course

>> No.44860085
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which monsters are for taming?

>> No.44860088

>>44860085
all canid
feline
wurms
sallies
lizard girls
elves
holsts

>> No.44860089

>>44860085
hoonds

>> No.44860097

>>44860085
Lilim, of course.
Nothing better then turning her into your cute wife.

>> No.44860105
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>>44860097
how does one train the 'lim?

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>>44860036
Do ocean monsters even need swimsuits? They are already have the necessary gills and such for the water, why a bikini?

>> No.44860115

>>44860105
Withhold sex until they're begging for it!
Nothing could go wrong!

>> No.44860120
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>>44860111
Didn't mean to reply

>> No.44860121

>>44860062
I know anon. It hurts.

>> No.44860123

>>44860111
style, I guess.
I mean there's that image of a lemon shark being possessive over a diver and she and the other mershark are wearing these weird swimsuit bottoms that only cover the front.

>> No.44860132

>>44860120
stupid sharks and their slick, smooth, toned bodies...

>> No.44860133

>>44860111
Same reason land monsters don't all walk around naked.

>> No.44860156

>>44860133
but they do

>> No.44860163
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I just want a girl to call me her prince.

>> No.44860164

>>44860156
Some do, but not all of them.

>> No.44860171

>>44860164
Name at least three.

>> No.44860176

>>44860171
Hellhound is one
Sandwurm is two
I dunno lol

>> No.44860183

>>44860176
>Hellhound is one
incorrect, clothes get in the way of feeling husband on her body
>Sandwurm
Always naked, wrong again
>can't name a third
You will be raped by a nerd cow now

>> No.44860186

>>44860183
we need to have a serious discussion about Hakus in the education system

>> No.44860187

>>44860171
Which ones, those that do or don't?
Do: Greenworm, Mandragora, most Slimes (counts as multiple I guess?)
Don't: Mad Hatter, Titania, White Horn

>> No.44860192

What would you do if you saw twintail kejourou that spins her hair like a helicopter flying towards you?

>> No.44860195

>>44860192
I'd pluck her out of the sky and kiss her, making her hair curl up like a looney toons anime

>> No.44860196

>>44860186
They're just trying to reach those kids!

>>44860187
White Horns are gross, they don't count as a monster...

>> No.44860219

>>44860196
>White Horns are gross, they don't count as a monster...
Fuck you.

>> No.44860235

>>44860196
>>44860219
Miss Whitehorn is gonna cry into a plate of pancakes at Selkie's diner

>> No.44860249
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phantoms and hatters are elegant gentlewomen

>> No.44860255

>>44860249
I don't wanna get dragged into one of her scenarios again...

>> No.44860256

>>44860219
>>44860235
Well if it makes her feel better I think the same about all centaur types. Bipedal women only.

>> No.44860274

>>44859937
>spits in your face at random moments throughout the day

>> No.44860284
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>>44859029
I guess.

>> No.44860286

>>44860274
she does it with love in mind

>> No.44860293

>>44859996
>monsters have imageboards dedicated to stalking and making sure that they aren't about to stalk someone else's man
>requires a pic of a timestamp and a monster part sent to the mods for access, no humans allowed
>buy a werewolf costume hand to cheat the system and get on
>search your name
>there's a thread
>click on it out of morbid curiosity
>werebat has been stalking the fuck out of you
>hasn't mustered the urge to talk to you yet
>bit of a nerd herself, she's meticulously documented your habits and boasts about her Anon spreadsheet
>scroll down and find out that she's tapped into your internet and monitors every page you visit
>last post from her is her panicking to the other monsters that you found the thread
>other monsters are telling her to seal the deal
>only 30 minutes to sundown

>> No.44860298

>>44859982
>AGP
I can only think of angry grandpa when I hear this acronym and how he would react to monster girls.

>> No.44860301

>>44860111
So they can slowly lift off their bikini and let their breasts flop out. It's how sharks seduce people.

>> No.44860305

>>44860293
better get the froot ready

>> No.44860307

>>44860293
Time to board up and arm up. It's gonna be a bloodbath.

>> No.44860310

>>44860274
>The spit is an aphrodisiac because LOLMONSTERS
>Also enjoys spitting on your dick
>Gives blowjobs so noisy they make ghouls blush

>> No.44860314 [SPOILER] 
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You know what they say.
What is in the cards? Trumparts!

>> No.44860316

>>44860314
I'm not a fan of dogfuckers.

>> No.44860325
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>> No.44860339

>>44860325
dear god how could someone do this! we need to call an ambulance and get her to A&E stat

>> No.44860354

>>44860249
>You best start believing in hentai stories, Anon. You're in one.

>> No.44860355

>>44860307
>Anon is barricaded in his room
>hears the werebat outside
>she's trying to get through the window, but she's having trouble getting through the boards he nailed up
>scratching the wood while spouting the most cringeworthy doujin and hentai lines imaginable
>everything she says sounds like something out of a machine translated visual novel
>has a high-pitched squeaky voice and a soft tone
>gets tired and starts crying when she can't get in
>whines on your thread about how hard it is to rape a guy without thumbs
>multiple offers from other monsters to break into your house for her
>giga-Stacy hellhound tells her that she'll be there to personally tear your door off the hinges (we're all gonna make it, sis)

>> No.44860362

>>44860298
>Introduce my fox wife to angry grandpa
>Is she chinese or japanese ignoring the ears and tails.

>> No.44860364

>>44860355
Activate crying child sleep mines.

>> No.44860366
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44860366

>>44860316
That's too bad, I'm sure other dogfuckers as well as myself would like to get along with you.

>> No.44860369

>>44860355
she's gonna have to pay for that door

>> No.44860380

>>44860355
Wouldnt raping a guy without thumbs be easier than raping a guy with thumbs?

>> No.44860384
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mofu mofu mofufufufufufufu flooooooof fluffy fuffy hihihihihihihihihi hahahaha floooooooof
mofulicious flufftastic
mofu mofu kon kon
hahahaha

>> No.44860387

>>44860380
Back to wonderland, cheshire

>> No.44860396

>>44860369
Sorry, Anon. Your bat wife has equal rights to your assets, and she moved not to press any charges.

>> No.44860398

>>44860366
I'm not going near the monster that turns you into a literal dog. Same reason I wouldn't go near chaos monsters and feel nothing but legitimate disgust towards them.

>> No.44860399

>>44860384
Terminal stage fluff brain. What a sad state to be in, mofufu.

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>>44860398
You could just ask her not to, dum dum. Or avoid the diamond suits.

>> No.44860428

>>44860384
That is one really cute loliface fox.

>> No.44860432

Guys I turned into a giant spider. My nacho wife is upset I don't want to bite her as I'm afraid it'll hurt her.
Writing this message was incredibly tedious.

>> No.44860447

>>44860426
Or I could write the species off as trash (which they are) and instead focus on ones that don't involve me in a shit fetish or pesudo monster boy shit.

>> No.44860461

>>44860432
have you tried killing yourself?

>> No.44860493

>>44860432
I would shove so many tentacles into my wife, if I could. The fetish grew on me.

>> No.44860508

>>44860493
>>>/trash/

>> No.44860510

>>44860432
see you at abyssal poker night spiderbro

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>>44860384
Another anon lost to the mofu.

>> No.44860518

>>44860508
It is also a cait sith.I enjoy the role reversal.

>> No.44860523

>chaosniggers are furfaggots
not very surprising

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>> No.44860581

>>44860566
What a fat little fox.

>> No.44860601

>>44860581
grannies got her compression stockings on

>> No.44860605

hatter booty and thighs or rabbit booty and thighs?

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Only two more months until winter.

>> No.44860644

>>44860523
I think it’s just mick trolling you or possibly that other guy that shows up once in awhile.

>> No.44860658

I am already a eldritch being in the body of a human, wake up you’re so much more than this.

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https://imgbox.com/g/KyMGGnscYy
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 65. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/hLEMFqBN

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>> No.44860673

>>44860658
>a eldritch
Clearly one that doesn't know English very well.

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>>44860671
Looks like you missed one.

>> No.44860692

>>44860673
Had to throw it out for other knowledge anon, English is overrated.

>> No.44860694

>>44860605
I'd take the rabbit. Hatter has more cushion, but rabbit is all muscle down there. Those hopping muscles are specifically trained to bounce on your lap and finish with a death grip leg lock.

>> No.44860704

>>44860694
Pretty sure that's the guy who drew the giant flat tits last thread.

>> No.44860714

>>44860694
>>44860704
i'd choose hatter
i like soft
>>44860704
and i am, i aint gonna draw something right now. I'm procrastinating instead to do my college homework. also I just wanna see some hatter and rabbit girl love

>> No.44860721

>>44860714
I mean, you're a bad artist. Go take it to /ic/ for a while.

>> No.44860726
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>> No.44860729

>>44860726
Shit art

>> No.44860735

>>44860721
i dont really need that to be honest, I just need to do studies instead of dicking around.

>> No.44860736

>>44860729
It seems okay to me.

>> No.44860740

>>44860736
it's fine

>> No.44860742

>>44860736
i think it is the mick, whose mad about not being in the imgur

>> No.44860743

>>44860671
Thank you friend.

>> No.44860747

>>44860729
You're the reason good art doesn't get made
Braindead low effort non-critiques aren't welcome here

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>> No.44860751
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>>44860742
I am pretty sure I am on par with this.

>> No.44860760

>>44860751
'fraid not

>> No.44860763

hahahaha
tell me more jokes funny man


also ignore the mick

and tell me, which MGE region is your favorite

>> No.44860772

>>44860760
why?

>> No.44860775
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I want to commit a sin.

>> No.44860777
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>>44860763
I would rather just post art.

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>>44860763
The nether region.

>> No.44860792

>>44860772
pretty easy, one clearly knows to represent 3d shapes in 2d
the other is making shit that is on par with a schizo that I once found on /ic/ that was drawing superheros at the level of a 10 year old, and act like him as well when I called him out about how he should actually add 3d form and learn how to

>> No.44860793

>>44860747
My art gets called shit and I am told to rope all the time. One guy even just calls it all stolen lol.

>> No.44860799

>>44860792
Yeah, not seeing it. Try redraw it?

>> No.44860803

>>44860778
you motherfucker, you sent me to the grave with that joke

>> No.44860823
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>>44860777
IMAGINE

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>> No.44860836

so give me your best dadjokes to woo a cheshire

>> No.44860838

>>44860836
A woman was forced to choose between two suitors to wed.

The first man was about 4 foot 5 tall and ran a very successful store that sold many fruits and vegetables.

The other man was disgusting. He was covered head to toe in boils and bedsores and smelled awful. He had not ever even seen a bath. He was pretty much the most foul human you could imagine.

Yet the woman wed the second man.

Because no matter how gross you pictured him to be…

The first man was just a little grocer.

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>> No.44860856

>>44860823
Why does nowhere else give uniforms?

>> No.44860858

>>44860671
Thank you wikiman

>> No.44860863

>>44860858
We really shouldn't thank him for being a scourge.

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>>44860856
there's a couple

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>>44860792
Jokes aside you got to admit that I am actually pretty good at art though.

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>> No.44860887

i use to like mgs, I still do but I use to also

>> No.44860891
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>>44860863
Eternally seething.

>> No.44860893

>>44860891
That seems to be you though?

>> No.44860896

>>44860891
the beloved daughter

>> No.44860904

>>44860891
Is it because you know the game will do well?

>> No.44860909

>>44860843
F-Fine, you win after all this time. I'll share the Sunny-D with you.

>> No.44860916

>>44860836
Did you hear about that Dormouse kidnapping?
She said it was a good nap.

>> No.44860944
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Anyone else pyrow bait? Or kej bait? Seriously I've developed a crippling fear of commitment recently so the casual girls who slowly wrap you around their finger would probably get me

>> No.44860946

OK Anon, me and your mother are going out for the night.
don't go watching that inappropriate succubus channel that came with the cable's premium package while we're gone, alright?

>> No.44860955

>>44860944
i am weak to monster

>> No.44860965
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>>44860763
Dark demon realms, any of the Egyptian realms green or dark, doesn't matter much.

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>>44860946
why would i watch that? i can get live action succ action by shouting "I love Succubuses!"

>> No.44860973
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>>44860946
Oh no, it's the kind of porn good kids shouldn't see!

>> No.44860980

>>44856549
His author pastebin.com from mgearchive in the op is dead

>> No.44860991

>>44860863
>Being a scourge
He literally doesn't really do much of anything outside of the community he manages except for lurk and scrape content though?

>> No.44861002

>>44860991
He acts as janny too.

>> No.44861001

>>44860991
the crazy likes to jealously lash out at other people, if you hadn't noticed

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>>44860944
I'll defeat pyrow by taking responsibility and marrying her instead of being sex friends

>> No.44861009

>>44861001
Not really, I remember that thing I read that might be true.
Anyway I've not worked on my hellhound for a week now. Feeling demotivated.

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>> No.44861022

>>44860991
It's just the resident furfag seething his garbage never gets tolerated. R&I

>> No.44861025

>>44861002
I really don't care. If you know people ( like him ) are monitoring shit for people violating KC's wishes then go look at the pirated stuff but don't post it in here. Simple as.

>> No.44861032

>>44861025
I don't like looking at mge stuff anyway. It's not very good anymore.

>> No.44861033

It's hilarious seeing mick lash out like a child every time something doesn't go his way

>> No.44861034

>>44860946
>Youngling Anon turns on the Succubus Channel.
>"Next up... Too Hot to Handle!"
>90 minutes of salamander handholding interspersed with a salamander in a slutty nurse outfit treating a man's hand for 1st degree burns.
>Not even a nipple in sight.
>Youngling Anon can't get off to this, but she is cute, so he waits it out and decides to try the next flick.
>"All Anal Action 5: How Low Can She Go?"
>Literally just a Kiki cleaning a room in real time in HD.
>Occasionally an off-camera voice asks her politely to dust or organize or something.
>And she moans every time, her knees buckling like she's practically orgasmic.
>Too hot to turn off, not hot enough to jerk off.
>Being Youngling Anon is suffering.

>> No.44861044

>>44861033
Genuinely I haven't been able to work on my monster girl stuff for a week. It's like burnout.

>> No.44861054

>>44861034
>Literally just a Kiki cleaning a room in real time in HD.
be more fun if she tries to speedrun it

>> No.44861059
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Creepy angels.

>> No.44861062

>>44861032
Bummer man.

>> No.44861081
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>>44861059
I want to be (clumsily) seduced by creepy monsters

>> No.44861131
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>>44861081
I think she's creepy.

>> No.44861149
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>>44861081
i recommend the discount maid emporium

>> No.44861170

>>44861001
But why say I am jealous when you know I am a good artist?

>> No.44861174

>>44861149
She's a cutey. I like the creepy ones.

>> No.44861177

>>44861149
>discount maid emporium
are they bad looking or bad maids? think i saw some hellhound in the bargain bin that had the bare minimum of maid clothes

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Dragons in suits.

>> No.44861223

>>44861149
im talking the maid with the creepy laughs and eyes me like she just wants to rape me the moment I fall asleep

>> No.44861228
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This is really getting out of hand, huh. Have a cat.

>> No.44861234

>>44861081
>on a date with a creepy monster
>hair is dry, brittle, and messy
>wearing an outfit that doesn't match and is slightly too big for her
>clothes are crumpled and wrinkled with a small stain on her shirt
>smells like she just masturbated
>says either nothing or rants about her weird internet hobbies for minutes on end before abruptly shutting up when she realizes she overshared
>talks with her mouth full because she's so excited and nervous
>keeps missing her straw and stabbing herself in the cheek
>tries to pay for the meal but realizes she forgot her wallet
>starts crying
>tries to take a drink to get her breathing under control but coughs so hard the soda shoots out of her nose
>cries even harder because the carbonation hurts
>slips on a French fry she dropped when she attempts to flee, stumbles into another couple's table and knocks half their stuff onto the floor
>get a novel in the form of a text message from her later that night telling you how sorry she is and that trash like herself will just sit in her room and wait for death
>tell her you're sorry to hear that because you were looking forward to the second date
>takes her hours to respond after the message is marked as "read"
>insists that you don't need to pity her and that she's happier by herself and doesn't want you to bother with her
>but if you do, she's free next Thursday

>> No.44861236

>>44861177
unlicensed, unsanctioned and unwed

>> No.44861250

>>44861234
im gonna have the date at her place and I'm going to clean her up

>> No.44861257

i dont know if i don't know to navigate pixiv or artist just put very little artwork there and the rest on twitter.

>> No.44861265

>>44861234
true perfection, this monster would make my heart and dong go doki doki

>> No.44861285

>>44861234
I NEED to love and protect this dork

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>> No.44861325

>>44861285
which monster most likely fit the bill, I'd say werebat

>> No.44861338

so since most monsters are good girls now, should humans dress up like villains to preserve cosmic balance?

>> No.44861348

>>44861315
scary girl = pp hard

>> No.44861349
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>>44861338
Plenty of dryfishers, mate.

>> No.44861367
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>>44861325
demon, fox, or elf

>> No.44861375

>>44861367
I wish I could identify this woman but with the hoodie I just cannot figure out who she is.

>> No.44861382

>>44861367
i cant really see an elf being creepy but I can see an anubis being this

>> No.44861384

>>44861325
Oomukade.

>> No.44861386
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>> No.44861393

>>44861384
true i could see a solider bottle as well

>> No.44861399
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>>44861382
elves are creepy since they talk about being dominated by a strong human boy while salivating but she could nuke a country if she really wanted to

>> No.44861411

>>44861250
>walk into her apartment
>wave of musk almost knocks you over
>smells like someone just finished shooting a porno in a closet full of used socks
>floor still has wet streaks where she tried to mop
>sink still full of dirty dishes
>kitchen counter littered with empty ramen packets and microwavable trays
>a sliver of light coming through the broken, slanted blinds is the only light
>carpet stained to hell
>walls caked in grime
>only one spot on the couch is available to sit on, and it has a weird crusty spot
>bedroom is a nightmarish realm of dirty clothes and used tissues
>sheets have never been cleaned
>monster nervously directs you away from the room and asks if you want to watch a movie
>turns on the tv
>degenerate hentai starts blasting
>accidentally opens the tv settings and has to fight the controls for a minute before she manages to turn it off
>blushes and asks if you want any of her anime boy themed gamer energy drinks

>> No.44861425

>>44861399
i dont see creepy here, i see yandere hot elf
i want the dark eye bags, hunched posture and the general creep atmosphere
>>44861411
This is why I arrived with a hazmat suit with extra filters and lots of cleaning products
I'm not leaving till it sparkles, then I will clean her by hand

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>> No.44861456

>>44861411
thats when you go kiki-mode and clean her house
but make you lecture her so she doesn't do it again

>> No.44861467

>>44861456
i'd stay and become her butler, I cant trust her to not be clean

>> No.44861476

>>44861425
>>44861456
But what if after a bath and makeover you find out that she has sparkling eyes filled with hopes and dreams and big, pouty, kissable lips and hair softer than silk with a body that's soft and curvy in all the right places?

>> No.44861480
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Merdragon.

>> No.44861484

>>44859277
hi doggie!

>> No.44861489

>>44861480
go away

>> No.44861491

>>44861476
would fuck her but i know she would still be cute

>> No.44861509

>>44860307
why are your fantasies filled with so much senseless violence? does the thought of killing another person please you?

>> No.44861524

>>44861509
Violent fantasies are kind of fun. Learn to seperate fantasy from fiction.
I'd love to HFY in a fantasy world or have a harem of undead as a dark lord.

>> No.44861530

level 999 kikimora bullying level 99 evil overlord vampire

>> No.44861539
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>>44860944
>Anyone else pyrow bait?
Present. I don't have a fear of commitment or anything, but I am a natural sperg and more guarded than I should be. The slow "Just a friendly handjob" approach would bypass all of that. I'd make her admit to being my girlfriend before anything super serious happened, though. Can't make babies with my best friend and all.

Being fair, that's something many species could do without going off profile as well, but pyrow have it as their whole schtick.

>> No.44861552

>>44861530
>hero anon barges into castle to defeat the evil vampire lord
>enters the throne room
>finds head kiki spanking the evil vampire lord while berating her about spilling wine on the carpet
>close the door
>maybe you should level in the hebi dungeons instead...

>> No.44861553

>>44861530
>boss, just suck her blood! all she has is that mop!
>I'M TRYING!

>> No.44861572

>>44861480
that's just otohime

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>> No.44861582

>>44861578
You can't vore a whole house, silly vore monster.

>> No.44861596

>>44861530
>its fucking filthy here
>you live here
>there is literally devilbugs around
>And you don't clean up after yourself and I even caught you after you fell asleep after schlicking off
>Your throne room smells like rancid femcum
>You think some man would want to fuck you in such squalor
>>cut to the cc vampire lord is barely keeping it together and with trembling lip

>> No.44861610

I want to be contracted by a Demon named Dava Jane onto her pirate ship after she saves me from drowning!

>> No.44861626

>>44861596
would raid the castle just to ask the vampire lord if her kiki was single

>> No.44861628

>>44861081
Undo the transformation! Go back!

>>44861428
>I shouldn't put my penis in this
>However...

>>44861610
Ye best start believing in honeymoons, Anon. You're on one!

>> No.44861637

>>44861626
>cut to the kiki pleading with anon to set her neet lord straight

>> No.44861657

>>44861637
>agree
>put on villain/villainess anime for vampire to watch
>go and flirt with kiki for hours while "training" the neet
easy

>> No.44861699

>>44852354
I hide, I'm shy

>> No.44861700

>>44861628
Silly Anon, all you have to do is unbraid her hair and she'll look just like her NEET self, just with pink hair.

>> No.44861703
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>> No.44861706

>>44861700
>just with pink hair.
Also without the sweater and skirt of modest length. Thankfully she was smart enough to at least keep the hose.

>> No.44861708
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Kot.

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>>44861708
bully kot

>> No.44861713

>>44861706
So you if you get all up in them hose, are you just a cross-dresser?

>> No.44861720

>>44861706
Well of course.
This is just succubi standard mob gear.
When she's not being an enemy for you to fight she slips back into her comfy gear.

>> No.44861727

>>44861699
Sorry, she passed the perception check. Make a constitution roll.

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>>44861703
Oh fuck the angels have guns now.

>> No.44861732

>>44861720
>Dozens of succubi in their battle gear
>The hero is ready
>The one that couldn't make it to the changing room in time wanders out in sweats and dirty glasses
>The hero instaloses
The meek shall inherit the earth.

>> No.44861735

>>44861732
>"E-Eeeeeeeeh?! He's into that?"
>".....Does this mean I get him cause I beat him?"
>The other succs are just pouting as the dork gets him.

>> No.44861742

>>44861729
The meek ain't gonna save themselves.

>> No.44861748

>>44861732
>succ shows off her lewd outfit to anon
>meh
>succ shows up with an oversized nerd shirt, bed head, and sleepy eyes
>GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GE-
why must dorks be op?

>> No.44861755

>>44861699
'hiding' means essentially 'cornering yourself and holding very still so a succ can pounce on you'. monsters consider it very polite

>> No.44861765

>>44861732
i m stealing her

>> No.44861789

>>44861325
I like to imagine there are some Familiars like that. Also Ant Arachne.

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>>44861699
Shy anons are for coaxing out and spoiling

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Who’s the cruel bastard hanging up these poor zombies?

>> No.44861819

>>44861809
I would be the one she would need several days and some chips to coax out to say hi

>> No.44861824

muscular monsters are beautiful

>> No.44861830

>>44861819
This, but without the chips. I don't like chips.

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>>44861804
>>44861804

>> No.44861841

>>44861830
then what would you want? candy? soda? graphic cards?
for me, she would need some buffalo flavor chips for me to peek out

>> No.44861856

>>44861841
Not really into candy either, and I can't stand soda.

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>>44861841
Personally I am a cheap date, I would fall into the arms of the first monster that lured me with cheeseburgers. No my name isn't Randy.

>> No.44861878

>>44861841
For me, I think it'd need to be something she made. Come at me with a tube of Pringles and I can wait you out to buy some myself. Come at with me with some fresh brownies, though? Your grandmother's secret recipe? Interest piqued. I think I'd give more points if she could just talk me out, but that kind of food would help.

>> No.44861891

>>44861841
i respect the hustle. if these monstergirls start thinking they don't need to provide a dowry (treat) to marry a human then they'll get cocky

>> No.44861892

>>44861818
I don't know why they would, she seems so friendly.
>"Huh, well you see...U-uh you can just ignore it. I get to meet a lot more people like this."

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These monsters are getting more and more sneaky

>> No.44861899

>>44861841
If they also had commissioned art of me as I do of them we could do some demented gallery comparisons before I realize they have me in snatching range

>> No.44861904

>>44861841
I don't really know. I don't really like snacks, and I don't have any foods that I particularly like. There aren't any things that I really want, either. Trying to appeal to me like that wouldn't really work as well as just persistently trying to talk to me.

>> No.44861917

>>44861871
>hellhound shows up at your front door with a cooler
>?
>she takes out a handful of beef
>??
>molds it into a patty and plops it on her abs with a sizzle
>?!
>puts cheese on the patty and an egg on the side
>!?!
>scoops it up and puts the meat, cheese, and egg between a bun
>!?!?!
>puts it on a plate and puts some fires that were cooking on her back with salt, pepper, and garlic
>!!!
>she puts the plate at your doorstep to coax you out
>pull her and the plate inside for a dinner and a fuck

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>> No.44861953

>>44861917
Dinner and a show? You have to appreciate the effort. It kind of ceases to be a regular burger if she cooks it with her body, too. I'm now thinking of sally shawarma.

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>> No.44861966

>>44861819
>>44861841
>long running monster docu-series about cupids helping monsters slowly win the trust of their men
>each season has a gag reel of hellhounds, amazons, and wurms getting frustrated and dragging the guy kicking and screaming out of his home
>also gives updates on a hebi who has been stalking her man for more than two years

>> No.44861969

>>44861425
>i want the dark eye bags, hunched posture and the general creep atmosphere
>Ancient High Elven Rite Keeper
>bags under eyes from late nights in the crypt archives documenting new arrivals, and writing and rewriting faded, nearly lost elven rites
>hunched posture from skulking about the catacombs and managing the tomes (She didn't really think about the sheer quantity in the future and it was too hard to build the library out, so she just built it inward and made it even more cramped
>Is creep because her sole focus in life is death and also regularly schlicks to records of large families and who fucked who

>> No.44861970

>>44861894
KEK

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>> No.44861983

>>44861917
How could she have been cooking on her back and stomach at the same time?

>> No.44861984

I like to MOOve it, MOOve it.

>> No.44861985

>>44861966
>hebi who has been stalking her man for more than two years
>anon says good morning to hebi neighbor
>she goes back home to write in her diary about her new breakthrough with anon
>cupid producers need to be held back in chains so they don't turn anon into a pincushion of arrows and thrown into the hebi home

>> No.44861995

>>44860944
>Be anon in highschool
>Hanging out with your kej and pyrow friends, as usual
>The three of you grew up together and have had sleep-overs at each others houses too many times to count
>Since middle school, they've gotten a little more touchy
>Not that it made you uncomfortable; just an observation.
>You've brought this up but they just downplayed it
>Same with the way they just sort of space out and stare at you
>Saying they're just casually admiring you
>They like to hug your arms when you walk together
>Man, it's sure great to have such wonderful friends
>After telling them you hope that the three of you will be friends forever, they just exchanged a knowing look, smiling
>We definitely will be; they tell you.

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>>44861983
Don't question the George Formen grill that are hellhounds

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>>44861984

>> No.44862006

>>44861966
i'd be the super-friendly one that uses his words to get out of getting tamed and be the crowd favorite

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>> No.44862012

>>44861983
Love, uh, finds a way.

>> No.44862023

>>44861995
>pyrow and kej find anon being confessed to behind the school
>they want to tear up this bitch
>they hear anon declining the confession
>girl asks why
>anon blushes and says he is in love with girls close to him
>pyrow and kej vow to rape anon and get impregnated tonight

>> No.44862027

>>44861983
scotch tape

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>> No.44862045

>>44862023
>pyrow and kej vow to rape anon
>"Girls, this doesn't even approach rape, it's entirely cons--"
>[loud plapping muffled by hair]
That's the life.

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>> No.44862058

>>44862045
>they push anon down
>tell him that they will rape them
>anon welcomes it and says yes please
>they turn into blushing messes and huddle in corners
>rest of the night is anon consoling them and encouraging them that they are fierce rapists

>> No.44862060

>>44862047
giving this succ a kissu on the tummy!

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>> No.44862065

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that calling a black dragon's acid breath 'spicy spit' is a good way to get her annoyed at you.
This carries over to extreme bad breath and 'fizzy drool'

>> No.44862068

>>44862047
I love kuuderes
Best if they act cool but their tails act deredere towards you

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>>44862068
I have a heartboner for expressive mantis feelers. Just imagine lying down next to one and her face is all stony, but she also won't stop patting your face. Or how they straighten when she's surprised.

>> No.44862101

>>44862047
Great outfit

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>>44862092
>mantis hears that she needs to get closer to anon
>she stares deep into your eyes while feelers pat him
>anon is scared and runs away
>...
>another day mantis fails...

>> No.44862139

>>44862117
I want to give her antenna a little kiss

>> No.44862151

>>44862117
>Standing that close
>Forgetting to use the easily applied stealth grapple
Almost. A simple "ski" might've helped, too.

>> No.44862167

>>44862047
rub succ belly for good luck

>> No.44862174

>>44862047
Dangerous to stand too close. Who knows what could happen if she closed that labcoat around you?

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>>44862023
>Meanwhile the parents of the three are in on this; they've been setting things up behind the scenes
>The gossiping of the moms has been non-stop
>The pyrow's hair looks much nicer than usual. Interesting coincidence!
>Even though she's been doing Anon's and Pyrow's haircuts since forever it definitely wasn't her.

>> No.44862179

>>44862174
>Worrying about the coat when she already has an iron grasp on your leg
It's a white herring, bro. It's already too late. It was always too late.

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>>44862199

>> No.44862222

>>44862212
oh god

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i think my fox is broken

>> No.44862262

>>44862260
Press her two power buttons on the nipples to reset her

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>>44862260
foxes are naturally wet

>> No.44862305

>>44862212
She has become ungovernable.

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ded

>> No.44862322

>>44862260
You need to plug her up.

>> No.44862358

>Your wife is a new vessel for a new demon lord
>There are hordes of dark priests outside of your home every night doing rituals and doing ominous chanting
>everytime I go out, I catch glimpses of lilims and baphomets staring at me from within large crowds, dark allies, or on top of buildings
Damn, i'm scared of what's about to happen this Halloween, bros

>> No.44862364

>>44862262
No, it's like Cntl-Alt-Del, you have to press Rtit-Ltit-Womb simultaneously for a hard reset.

>> No.44862366

>>44862358
oh can't decide if it's 1st person or 3rd person, lmao

>> No.44862391

>>44862364
Automaton waifu but one nipple is marked with 4 arrows and the other one is marked with Circle-Square-Cross-Triangle

>> No.44862397

>>44862366
Nta, but it works, 2nd Anon is 1st Anon's neighbor.

>> No.44862400

>>44862312
Wight-san doesn't understand because I don't speak latin

>> No.44862405

>>44862391
Automaton waifu but she's early version, so she blows your 'cartridge' every time before you plug it in.

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