/jp/ - Otaku Culture

would you still marry your dream monster if she was the most cringe cosplayer you've ever seen?

>>44852902
Uh-huh

>>44852916
What like tik tok shit?
...yeah, probably

>>44852931
worse.
she tries to copy the character 1:1 while cosplaying, from her outfit to speech patterns, but gets just enough wrong that its extremely grating if you know the character.

>>44852916
But anon, my waifu is already cosplay tier

>>44852902
Why did you not post much earlier then!? Now we got another "two threads" situation. Its a fucking eye sore to look at and chances are a mod might end up deleting this thinking it as spam as far as they're concerned.

>>44852948
Let's be honest here the quality of these threads is way better when the shitposters are occupied trying to keep their thread bumped.

Remember, you have a moral obligation to tease your childhood friend with their hidden porn as they go through heat!
Surely nothing terrible would happen-

>>44852958
i'd do the same, no probelm

also who is your favorite shroom girl?

discuss why this is the ideal female form

>>44852902
i prefer human girls

>>44852996
the loli fears the hag

>>44852948
Because I was asleep? This shit always happens during very early euro morning time when only the shitposter and clueless newfags are up

>>44853009

Wow, the wolf girls at the local forest are so friendly

You have battled your way through Deathtrap Dungeon like a titan. Now at last, the end of your quest is in sight, or your own end, for this will be the ultimate challenge. Melkor the Red Dragon.

>>44852984
mushroom mamano are the worst of the worst
gross fungi

Dragons are just fancy featherless chickens.

>>44853079
>t. diogenes

>>44853012
And that justifies possible spam? Again, the mods for all they care, will think this thread is spam. All while not being aware of the thread culture simply because they're not MGE nerds. Look Buddy, I get what you're on about, unlike the mods who aren't. Just don't be too surprised if you come back later seeing this "proper" thread is deleted because of the mods not being aware of thread culture themselves.

>>44853115
Please lurk some time before posting, especially meta posting. This has been going on for years now and mods don't give a shit around 90% of the time, the shitpost threads stay for weeks/months bumped out of pure spite.

>>44853079
Behold - a fox!

>>44852958
Cats in heat are funnier, you can just pick them up and fuck their brains out and it's not like they can do anything about it

>>44852916
What is a sandworm going to cosplay as?
If she wears any clothing, her mouth will digest it.

Poor Scylla is overshadowed by stacy Kraken

Succ on a bus

>>44853210
>kraken wife decides it's time for her nerd scylla friend to stop being single and invites her to a threesome

>>44853206
https://metalslug.fandom.com/wiki/Aeshi_Nero

>>44853221
>two tentacle girls in a threesome
I'm taking metal underwear with only hole for the dick at the front

Autism speaks

>>44853264
It wouldn't help. Krakens can tear through battleship armor.

>>44853279
Imagine not loving your tentacle wife enough to let them fuck you in the ass lmao

why can't you faggots be normal for once

>>44853300
That's boring

This is the wight thread.

>>44852948
>other thread has devolved to black and cuck shit spam
why cant we just be left alone? all we want is monstergirls.

hellwan love

>>44853368
Well at least he is not even bothering to pretend anymore. There is no ambiguity now.
It can't be helped I guess. Some people just thrive on shitting up things.

>>44853384
>Sample_
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Hope the loser enjoys looking this stuff up, i guess

>>44853368
"Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made."

>>44853368
>>44853384
My point still stands; why didn't any of you post proper thread earlier and not get two threads-problem again?

>>44853382
Hellchuff love you mean.

>>44853405
Midnight to 1 EST is always the worst time for this shit because most of the American regulars have gone to bed and the Euro ones haven't gotten up yet.

>>44853405
>yeah bro just put all of your free time on one image board religiously waiting for a single thread to be archived.
see thats the problem, he's obsessed.
most of us have other things we want to do.

How would you react to being called "Billy" by a goat?

It's getting colder and I can't stop thinking of warming up with a Kakuen in a hot spring.

Any actual REAL Zipangese people who're not LARPING weeabos here. Do any of you have any idea why my neighbor Kunoichi barged into my home and is doing this to me?

>https://twitter.com/BeeeeeN_213/status/1679820994515701760

>>44853368
>>other thread has devolved to black and cuck shit spam
more like one of the "proper thread" followers being sore losers and now actively posting explicit NSFW and off topic to try bump limiting the other thread out of spite it seems. Because why would the OP of other thread ruin their own thread to begin with and I don't wholeheartedly believe it's the Mick or even the WHF poster. Because even the shitposting leprechaun and elector count has to sleep and take a walk outside. What if the OP in other thread is an Asian given the other thread appears to be posted in Asian timezone, I think. And again, it appears one of the members of the gatekeeper-proper-thread faction is now flooding the other thread with off topic and NSFW out of spite and to bump limit the thread early. And assuming that really is the case, I take it the vacation is worth it or they got a VPN active or are doing it all in mobile data.

Fuck I entered the wrong thread and didn't understood what was going on

>>44853468
>Because why would the OP of other thread ruin their own thread to begin with
and again, its a known shitpost op.
it uses MonsterGirl instead of Monster Girl

How would David Attenborough describe the seething of the common flatfish?

Lets not talk about the other thread. Just think about naked fox hags in nudist beaches eyeing the cluesless anons that enter the Merrow Naked Sun and Swim, because they heard the drinks are free.

>>44853462
I should look for a dinosaur girlfriend.

>>44853501

>>44853480
>Try to elude the problem
>Speak about fox, who are overly present in gacha
KIKE, YOU'RE A KIKE

>>44853501
>>44853506
I'm honestly amazed at how little dinosaur monster girl art there is.

>>44853522
No idea why there's little overlap over these two types of autism.

>>44853518
cmon anon all she wants is a small payment of cum ~500 times for you to roll a rare gold fur daughter.

>>44853522
Because dinos are cringe.

>>44853522
Harpies are dinosaurs

>>44853473
Still believe and leaning on the likelihood a member of team gatekeepers is/was super butthurt over the fact an ESL Asian made the first new thread with Arlecchino on it. And is now throwing their own hissyfit by spamming off topic and NSFW as an attempt to early bump limit or just out of spite they didn't wake up early enough to post. And I do believe the OP of the other thread is some SEA mongrel and not Mick nor Warhammer fanboy or whatever current bogeyman we have. Because I did scroll through archives to look back at my own posts and have noticed some previous threads OPs were spelt with "Monstergirl" and not "monster girl" and there was none of the current type of shit flinging we know today. That's why Im willing to believe some Asian normie (judging from the time posted) who plays Genshin, simps and is saving for Arlecchino, is ESL, decided to do so because technically. Arlecchino is likely not human therefore monster girl, and a sore loser member of team gatekeepers is again. Just being a sore loser right now by flooding with NSFW posting.

>>44853563
>muh gatekeepers
stopped reading there, fuck off and final (you)
every time its monstergirl instead of monster girl someone always tries this shit.

Beer is good for you

>>44853468
>>44853563
>Sore losers
>da ebil gatekeeper clique
>They're totally trying to bumplimit the thread even though they haven't posted in a half hour
You could just not be a faggot you know that right?

>>44853542
Wow, so cheap, maybe i should take the offer. The last one asked me for a payment of a 1000. To be fair, they do look eerily similar. But this one is wearing a different hat, so they must be different people.

>open monhub
>search: dragon egg laying

>>44853604
Nyee nyee nye nyee nyeeh
Hehehehe

>>44853604

>>44853604
>anon gets spammed with ads of live egglaying in his area. All of them offer complementary egg fertilization for free.

>>44853570
>>44853586
that's just my observation, brother. Earlier posts of other thread were tame and normal but after around the 70th or 80th posts shit stated going off the rails and blacked and cuck porn and off topic posts started being spammed. Did I say gatekeeping is the problem? It just looks like one of your guys got really salty they didn't wake up early enough and are now spamming NSFW to ruin and attempt and early bump limit to the other thread out of spite. All while doing it with some VPN, a different computer with different IP address or through mobile data to avoid getting banned themselves personally. And I am spoiler marking these posts to anyone not interested in the drama, in case anyone starts wondering why.

>>44853604
>>44853616
>>44853619
What happens if I reply with those videos just cooking and frying eggs? Not infertile dragon eggs or monster eggs mind you, just regular old white or brown chicken eggs.

>>44853626
They assume you also want to taste unfertilized dragon eggs, so the advertizers make a bid for access to your location and the winner gets to cook it in your home after she lays it.
They say the taste of dragon egg is incredible, so you shouldn't miss this oportunity.

>>44853653
that's kinda weird

I'm going to get my kid kraken a toy ship and me and my wife will watch as she wrecks havoc on it

>>44853626
Showing your cooking skills to lonely dragons? They're easily impressed.

>>44853684
Cute

>>44853604
>search: dragon preening

>>44853468
>sore losers
You are a moron and probably a tourist form another board or thread if you think that's how it works around here. He posted stupid shit in the OP - both the messed up subject and off-topic image and therefore his thread is invalid, that's how it always worked around here. The sore loser is him and anyone continuously trying to push such idiocy on us despite such strong opposition.
If it was only the subject people would likely let it slide, but the combination of both means it's no accident and as such we bailed, because if you give those types a finger they will gobble up your whole arm.