/jp/ - Otaku Culture

https://youtu.be/Ny7UGPQLvg4 HAACHAMA ASMR

I like this chicken!

I love these dumb blondes!

kiara just said this on twitter wtf

Faggots.

praise her

>>29014326
ogey

>>29014227
Thanks

chamachama...

>Kiara's roommate crying about schizo 5ch narratives
pretty funny

HAACHAMACHAMA

>>29014313
wtf? I love Kiara now!

Red bull ASMR is hot

>>29014321
retard

>>29014325
She's not going to survive a year if she doesn't learn to let that shit go.

HOOCHA

i fucking hate haato

Post that girl licking haachama armpit

Besides the streams that get turned into member only archive what else does Haachama do for her membership?

>HAACHAMA REDBULL ASMR

I love Ui-mama's beautiful fake laugh

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHAMA SUNDAAAAAY HACHAMACHAMACHA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHAMA SUNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
HAACHAMA CHAMA
HAACHAMA CHAMA
HAACHAMA CHAMA HAACHAMA CHAMA HAACHAMA CHAMA

Narrative Seller, I've come to make a final goodbye. After an intervention by my family for the sake of my mental health and spending an extended amount of time at a detox facility, I've determined that I can finally live my life clean of your narratives. This is farewell, hopefully you can change your ways as well.

You can tell Polka loves her members in her ASMR. She has an unhealth codependence on us as badly as we have for her.

Haachama's pee asmr sounds so fizzy

What is Haachama eating and drinking

>>29014325
It's not funny though. 5ch narratives got her fired from her idol job. That's why she takes it so seriously...

>>29014329
I guess Haachama really is EN now...

I have come to Mori love. None may stop me.

>>29014263
>redditchama
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. /hlg/ is two threads down.

>>29014344
To be fair they're saying she led a stalker to Subaru's house and hates Hololive and while she ignores them it keeps showing up outside 5ch. I don't blame her for feeling sad about antis making shit up.

towa baby

>>29014364
You'll be back. They always come back for my narratives

>>29014368
Thanks mori

>>29014363
No it's

HAAAAAAAAAACHAMA SUUUUUUUNDAY
HAAAAAACHAMA CHAMA CHAAAAA

>>29014364
HEY PEKO DID YOU KNOW AME AND GURA HATE EACH OTHER

>>29014390
Haachama is EN Gen 0

>>29014364
one last narrative >>29014398

>>29014367
do lonely virgins really ?

>>29014391
If they even get the idea that she takes them seriously it's only going to get worse

>>29014374
she lives of red bull so makes sense

>>29014390
Die

>>29014384
Those weren't narratives though.

>>29014361
I would do anything to protect that laugh. Ui-mama's voice is angelic.

>>29014390
She's EN gen 0 newfag.

>>29014390
We are hololive global, nigger, global

>two haachama collabs with ame and kiara tomorrow
What the fuck.

>>29014390
Why don't you report it?

I need HAACHAMA version of this

>>29014386
she is en gen 0

>>29014172
Gura already said she wants to, I don't think anyone else will beat her to it besides MAYBE chicken, either if she gets the Marine collab or when she gets back to Austria so Mama Phoenix can join in

>>29014411
Buddy, I'll have you know I had sex in 2012.

>>29014325
I fucking hope she doesn't end up graduating herself thanks to schizos fueling bullshit.

>>29014377
She only feeds off of redbull.

>>29014390
Literally more on topic than most of the shit getting posted in the last thread.

>>29014433
Haachama is the town bicycle of HoloENs.

>>29014439
I've been meaning to make a unity edit for this for a month but I'm too lazy.

>>29014407
Who are these women?
>>29014417
Yeah. I don't blame her for feeling sad but she needs to start ignoring the haters or else she'll never be at her full potential.

>>29014411
Where do you think you are?
If you don't enjoy your holo girls keeping you company in kissu daisuki "ASMR", what the fuck are you even doing here?

>>29014367
What are her members streams like?

Friendly reminder that Kiara went to Mori's place the other day. expect schizos knocking Mori's door at 3 pm soon.

>>29014452
She won't, she'll do anything to keep this job, which was like a 2nd chance in life for her

>>29014450
Fucking normalfag. My last time was 2011.

>>29014450
sorry but we only work here on proof based narratives

>>29014384
Fuck fuck fuck I completely forgot about that. And she had such a good time on her spa date. Goddamn how is she this unlucky to be on 5ch's radar a second time?? Poor chicken...

>>29014473
Kiara will protect her with the gun

>>29014433
Honestly I hate it because all I can hear in my head is HAACHAMACHAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Haachama's laugh in ASMR streams is too much.

>>29014411
>This is a /jp/ poster

>>29014473
>expect schizos knocking Mori's door at 3 pm soon.
Oh, is Kiara coming over again? GOTTEM.

>>29014449
>wants to play RFA
>Ame mentioned Gura doesn't even have a capture card for her Switch
Dumb shark. I wouldn't expect it anytime soon

>>29014473
Kiara has 8 guns she'll be fine

Watame Polka's model is pretty cute. It doesn't have that weird feeling some of the other models have

Today is Skyrim's 9-year anniversary. Why haven't you purchased a copy yet, you dumb motherfucker?

Haachama’s english sounds awkward

Are Gura and Ina the only mentally well adjusted people in HoloEn?
Kiara always bitches and whines about her "haters" and turns into a blabbering mess in streams
Mori has an impostor syndrome and is a literal sperg
And Ame spergs out at her chat non-stop, has serious anger issues and breaks her electronics constantly

>>29014433
No, one is Haato, another is Haachama.

>>29014473
Reminder that the Japanese think that Mori is some sort of massive stacy sukeban that probably keeps a bat on her at all times, they won't try shit on her.

>>29014506
I'll do it for Guras dad

>>29014430
What the fuck is this fat saggy bitch? Haachama is pichipichi fresh

I like Mori!

>>29014368
Me too Mori. Me too.

What did they mean when they said "every squirrel gets their nut"?

AW JEEZ

>>29014433
That's wrong though. Ame's Haachama MC collab is on the 13th

>>29014496
I mean, all she needs to do is order one (since I doubt she goes outside)

Is Haachama cleaning out our ears with Red Bull?!

>>29014506
I waiting the new version for SeX

>>29014390
FUCK YOU

>>29014507
No, your just an anti

>>29014470
Cute asmr. Good shit.

>>29014263
>Haachama in the OP
That's not very cash money of you.

>>29014390
based

>>29014507
I'll fucking murder your dead for talkin shit about my Aussie daughter.

what is haachama rubbing on her mic

>>29014387
"based"
>>29014506
Get our of here, Todd

**** **** **, did I miss anything?

>>29014496
She's fucking minted, how does she not have a fucking capture card?

>>29014473
Don't worry, Mori will keep 'em out with her powerful AT Field (AT stands for Autism)

>>29014470
She lies there and mostly talks to you. About her life, things she has done lately, TV shows she's watched... It's kinda like your girlfriend spooning with you and talking while you fall asleep together.

>>29014473
Nice

>>29014509
Gura seems like she might have some kinda social disorder thing going on, but its not very apparent.
Just my narrative though

https://streamable.com/9j6qsg
updated to make Astel a bit louder

>>29014368
If the text is in English, wouldn't western name order make more sense?

>>29014548
She probably can buy thousands in the time it takes for one to get shipped.

>>29014536
Go back

>>29014525
that means that im going to bust a load right down this treerrats throat

>sex-havers in this thread right now

>>29014473
The only one knocking on doors is Mori thanking people for their akasupa

>>29014507
Nah it's cute as fuck

>>29014506
Todd Howard should become a holo to promote Skyrim to a wider audience

>>29014515
How do we communicate to the Japs that Mori is a awkward cringelord?

Just woke up, what's the narrative?

>>29014325
I know I should feel bad for her but I just can't, lol, it's just too funny, I guess even though I like her and HoloEN, I don't really like them that much after all, I love chaos and fun more, I don't even mind if 5ch schizos decided to have a crusade against the entire holoEN, and all of holoEN had to graduate because of that, at that point I'll probably just move on to another fotm, but it'll be really funny if those were really happen

How does Haachama get away with these thumbnails

>>29014562
No....not my pure space seaweed...

>>29014573
Unironically disgusting

>>29014384
Care to elaborate? I'm pretty fucking pissed at 5ch right know

Based Haachama is now #1 holo girl of /hlgg/. Fuck EN gen 1 except Ina.

>>29014509
Gura has crippling anxiety.
Ina is Korean.

>>29014562
Someone take that Roberu with Haacama and Ame edit but make it with Astel except Ame and Haachama have the rape eyes

>>29014544
That's one of the comfiest Mori pics I've ever seen. We need more casual hoodie Moris in this world.

this ASMR makes me feel weird what the fuck

>>29014473
Don't worry, Kiara's going to start the Hololive arms race.

>>29014591
Do your roommate reps.

What the absolute fuck is she doing to make these sounds?

>>29014507
Is the video of her talking in her normal voice with an Aussie accent real?

>>29014520
Haachama realized she needed to get "dummy thicc" to be popular as an English language Vtuber.

>>29014452
>>29014474
I could sooner see her killing herself, then leaving hololive.

What is this sound even supposed to be

>>29014573
Smacking pissers together

>>29014595
Fuck off faggot.

>>29014582
5ch is trying to ruin Kiara's life with narratives again and it's affecting her.
>>29014581
Translate her cringekino moments

>>29014483
Are you implying my uncle isn't real?

>>29014433
They're... 47 hours apart though.

>>29014583
Luckily these girls have western fans as well and not just gooks, that won't happen

>>29014591
Same shit they did to Aloe. They just started making shit up.

>>29014602
yeah her ASMR streams are kind of odd.

>>29014617
Dark magics.

Anyone else kinda sad that this is not even an english only stream and Haachi's chat is 95% english?

>>29014555
Be honest Anon, did you ever expect to want to fuck a clown in your life

My ears have never been this cleaned. Thank you Haachama!!!!

I want to lick haachama armpits aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>29014625
While I don't want her to kill herself, and while I don't think she should graduate, even if I don't like her, I really, REALLY think she needs to get over herself.

>>29014544
She broke her leg.

Gura buy a capture card you dummy
So many games on Switch you could stream

>>29014547
Polka is having a RFA collab with Polka.

>>29014625
In that order?

>>29014580
Will Todd put Gura easter egg in the next TES if she sells Skyrim to a whole new generation of kids?

>>29014591
A long time ago some schizo on 5ch made a narrative about Kiara sleeping with fans or some shit to get ahead as an idol. I don't remember the full story. Or was that the /cgl/ narrative? Idk, the stupid bird has a lot of haters for some reason.

>>29014562
Who did it better?

>>29014562
I'm gonna need the Astel part by itself.

>>29014644
No, she should exclusively do English streams. Fuck JOPs.

>>29014644
She literally has nobody to blame but herself if this is something that bothers her. Holos that make good Japanese-only content and get really high views still have like 90%+ Japanese commenters, like Pekora or Marine.

>>29014555
Wait, the clown is GFE?

>>29014574
ʙɪɢ ᴜᴘs

>>29014645
2020 has been a fucking weird year, anon.

>>29014449
>>29014496
>said she wanted to play RFA the moment it was brought up
>starts a desperate diet and brags about her soup being basically fucking water
Why are we all ignoring the elephant in the room? Gura is fat!

>>29014583
You sound like an absolute faggot, anon.

>>29014674
ROBERU NO WATCH OUT THE CEO OF SEX IS GOING TO TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY

>>29014547
wtf 2 Polkas? and they're playing RFA

>>29014369
Why are they buying so much bread and nothing else, it makes no fucking sense, do these two live on bread exclusively?!

>>29014673
Haters don't spawn from thin air.
I'm not saying she's done any of that but she must've done something to rub people the wrong way for them to push it harder or believe it.

Hololive should hire Hoshikawa since she's the only one who can tard wrangle Matsuri. Then since Hoshikawa is also a massive Giga Stacy Slut, Aloe can come back and she won't be the CEO of SEX anymore compared to Hoshikawa.

>>29014650
Not really an armpit person but this one got me ngl

>>29014617
just watch some ASMR yt videos there is planty of them how they do it

>>29014644
Shut up weeb. You're retarded.

>>29014687
i still love her

>>29014644
She should just do 100% English streams desu, fuck JOPs

>stuck on wageslave hours listening to hachama asmr
>she moves away from the mic for a bit
>sudden fear that my headphones fucked up and that its suddenly on speaker
I thought popping a boner was the worst that could happen.

>>29014683
Yes. Her diary posts are quite genuine as well. A lil menhera, but we all love that.

>Kiara does an off collab with Subaru
>A couple of weeks later Subaru gets a random guy ringing at her door during a stream
>The schizos from 5ch say a stalker followed Kiara to Subaru's house
>Some other schizos are saying that Kiara is selling info about the holos to the chinese antis
Is this what is going on?

Should I close my eyes during ASMR?

>>29014645
Lolapop was my main in arms 3 years ago so yes. I always wanted to fuck clowns. Also clownpiece.

>>29014683
Mostly just on her ASMR and karaoke streams

>>29014580
I heard he has relative working for hololive.
He probably already asking for it

>>29014473
By the sound of that stream ending, since Kiara didn't seem to know mori was streaming despite them talking briefly, I think Mori's got an intercom system for letting people in.

>>29014417
>>29014463
I just really hope that she doesn't bring it up on stream. She's known for directly addressing antis, but I really hope she leaves it alone.

>>29014424
>t. Retard

>>29014702
shes a white foreigner living in japan with a japanese persons job.
thats enough to deserve a death sentence from 5ch

>>29014700
Gura keeps misplacing it.

>>29014509
I get the impression Kiara is mentally perfectly fine, she is just the type to wear her heart on her sleeve. Usually the people that talk about the shit bothering them outright are a lot more well-adjusted than the people who keep it bottled up.

>>29014725
Pretty much. Mostly the first one I think

>>29014702
She's a white girl from europe trying to be an idol in a country that is racist as fuck. Just her being Austrian is enough of a reason to rub certain Japanese idol schizos the wrong way.

>>29014687
Excellent.

>>29014687
Gura is not fat. Just a little bit pudgy from all the sweets she's been eating while playing on her Switch as she dangles her feet around, being lazy on the couch...

>>29014687
You can be skinny and unhealthy. I only eat junk food but I'm a stick. Plus Gura can't be fat is she knocked herself out with her own knee.

>>29014473
The idea of a schizo stalker buzzing Mori's intercom and being greeted with a "YOYOYO" is bizarrely hilarious in a way.

>>29014683
Pretty much. Her ASMR members treams are straight up pillow talk

>>29014645
Polka made me want to date a crazy girl, but I'm not sure yet if it's a good idea

Goddamn, are all ASMR streams like that?

>>29014749
>I get the impression Kiara is mentally perfectly fine
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>29014547
** **** ** *****.

>>29014746
UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

>>29014761
Anon im fat and i can hit myself in the head with my knee

>>29014742
>>29014753
There's literally a black guy singer that's absolutely loved over there.

>>29014687
>tiny and chubby
This is why I keep saying atte7kusa is the perfect doujin artist for her.

>>29014702
Because JP's can understand her more than anyone else in HoloEN.

>>29014687
a fatty shark!

>>29014583
Jesus dude, do you even have a soul anymore, or has this website taken away literally all of the humanity you had?

>>29014702
>Haters don't spawn from thin air.
>what is /hlg/ and /hlgg/

>>29014746
did she ever find it

>>29014700
wait till you see the other picture of them chopping trees

Here's a torpedo of truth for you guys.

Kiara is just English Matsuri minus the loli obsession.

>>29014749
She has massive daddy issues and it shows

Predictions on what songs will Gura sing on her karaoke stream?

>>29014749
Kiara is just acting like a woman, and people here aren't really familiar with that.

>>29014506
I got it when it was new, would not recommend.

>>29014227
Blessed soundpost.

HAACHAMACHAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29014668
Sorry, I meant "before" rather than "then".

>>29014702
>Haters don't spawn from thin air

>>29014703
They should just send Matsuri to Nijisanji. They won't, though, since she's one of their better dancers.

This manga is perfect for Gura edit...

>>29014804
No... RIP bred

>>29014583
Careful anon, don't cut yourself with that edge

Can someone give me lore on Polka 2 and why her name is also Polka?

>/hlgg/: only the 2D character is important not the roommate
>also /hlgg/: ARTEMIS IS A TRANNY YIKERS
smdh bros smdh

>>29014785
yes
https://files.catbox.moe/qwxi3x.png

Stupid niggers, stop making me want to fuck the Clown. I am faithful to Ina.

<Tfw I am the only one watching 35p build the Mikodam instead of Haachama asmr. I might legit be obsessed with watching these MC streams.

>>29014737
Wrong, she was waiting outside of Mori's apartment and was waiting for her to finish the stream

Post inages

>>29014811
campfire setlist

>>29014765
>Stalker rings on her intercom
>He looks inside but no one is there
>Suddenly he feels a breeze behind him
>YOYOYO BIG UPS TO STALKER-SAN FOR FINDING WHERE I LIVE
>The fat Japanese stalker starts sweating as he wasn't expecting this
>Starts apologizing in a nervous manner in Japanese
>BROOO I CAN NOT THANK YOU ENOUGH DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS?
>She suddenly takes out her scythe and kills him
>He suffers an eternity of BIG UPS BRO

>>29014782
Is he trying to be an idol? It was a crazy schizo idolfag that started the old narratives about her. Idolfags are rabid lunatics. It's 100% the fact she's a white foreigner trying to be an idol that triggered them so hard.

>>29014725
Sometimes I forget Jap autism is on another level
Her roommate getting upset is just going to make them push even more insanity

>>29014552

>>29014509
>Gura
>mentally well adjusted
>Ina
>literally joined just to find friends

>>29014749
>mentally perfectly fine
Anon... no.
t.chickenfag

>>29014702
>Haters don't spawn from thin air
>she must've done something to rub people the wrong way for them to push it harder or believe
Have you been here more than 5 seconds?

>>29014702
>haters don't spawn from thin air.
>he says this while posting in /hlgg/ on the website 4chan.org

>>29014761
She is restricting calories

It kinda sounds like Haachama is using her mouth on my penis, anyone else?

>>29014772
Nah, ASMR can mean just about anything these days.
It can be puristic tingle-inducing stuff, it can be ear licking and cleaning, it can be a girl just whispering a good night story to you, it can be a retarded bimbo eating KFC chicken drums in your ear while burping

>>29014811
she'll sing mostly (not acoustic versions of) the stuff that went well from the campfire karaoke plus some new stuff.

>>29014602
>>29014626
>>29014726
>>29014772
>he never heard ASMR

>>29014749
Anon, no one who is mentally fine ends up working as a vtuber

>>29014367
After what happened at her last job, I wouldn't be surprised.

>>29014828
It's scary how much it lines up with her
>>29014831
I hate Artemis for being a 0 effort leech praying on my favorite pedophile.

>>29014368

>>29014702
You don't even need to do anything for people on the internet to hate you, you should know this

>>29014831
artemis is a richboy loser either way

>>29014874
Sorry anon, that's my penis

>>29014617
Actual dick sucking

>>29014809
Literally everyone has been saying this for the past month anon

I don't think anyone has ever hated me openly. I'm so fucking unimportant holy shit.

just woke up
any new drama in the past 10 hours?

>>29014810
>Daddy issues so obvious that her doctor said her shoulder problems were in her head and directly caused by it

I actually spit out water laughing when she said that

>>29014828
gura and ame.

gura is ame best Imaginary friend

>>29014828
I need it.

do people get sexually aroused by this, it sounds like the bitch is smearing shaving cream in my ears

>>29014811
She already said the member campfire karaoke was a test run for the public one but she might add something.

So expect the campfire setlist + 2 or 3 additional songs.

>>29014645
For years now.

>>29014899
I can hate you if you want anon

>>29014831
You will never be a woman.

>>29014828
??
It looks like Gura's already in the picture.

>>29014809
We know.

>>29014702
>Haters don't spawn from thin air.
I hated Artemis before she even debuted
>>29014811
God I hope she sings the acoustic version of Duvet

>>29014809
except kiara is a good person

>>29014874
Yes, she is using her mouth on my penis.

>>29014900
Hacchama and roberu sex tape was leaked....the link was up for a bit...

>>29014912
Thats not hot to you?

>>29014544
>broken foot
Ouch.

>>29014702
5ch made up an anti-Polka narrative out of literally nothing. You've gotta be fucking kidding me man.

>>29014831
Artemis' 2D character is also shit

>>29014828
Wasn't it already really early on?

>>29014831
People really should give our boy Artemis a chance

>>29014583
>"I love chaos and fun more"
You're acting like this big of a faggot on purpose, right?

>>29014702
>Haters don't spawn from thin air.
They don't spawn but a lot of the time the hate was already there and a minor contrivance is used an excuse to let that hate out.

If they weren't hating her they'd be hating someone else with the exact same vitriol, regardless of the 'severity' of what was done.

>>29014809
She hasn't reached Matsuri levels yet. If she destroys her relationship with Mori than we reach Matsuri level.

>>29014735

>>29014912
>do people get sexually aroused by this
Yes, but I only because I imagine her hot roommate doing that to me.

>>29014899
FUCK YOU

>>29014932
Proud of my boy, hope he gets the rest of them soon

>>29014831
Why would you expect consistency in /hlgg/

>>29014831
I agree but half this board is /pol/ so what are you gonna do

>>29014565
That IS Western name order, you fucking moron.

>>29014912
Wait, have you seriously never had a girl smear shaving cream in your ears?

>>29014702
>Haters don't spawn from thin air.
I hate you and I came out of nowhere. You have to be retarded to come up with a take this bad.

>>29014845
Then why did she greet her twice?

>>29014849
This got me

>>29014955
Howard-chan...

>>29014940
Honestly I think Artemis' model/design is pretty great, and the rigging/model is 110% wasted on their lazy untalented ass. Such a waste of a quality character.

>>29014899
Fuck you

>>29014811
We Like To Party by Vengaboys

>>29014809
Nah. Kiara holds herself back, if she didn't, she wouldn't be friends with Calli. Matsuri has absolutely no boundaries, save Hoshikawa, and that's mostly a thing of "she hasn't fucked it up YET" but I have faith she will eventually.

>>29014899
Its ok anon, we can hate each other

>>29014939
the janitor thing was real though

>>29014685
These ups look kinda small
>>29014562
Nice.

>>29014831
Artemis sounds like a tranny which is part of his 2D character.

Polka was much better at this

>>29014901
This can't be real. Jannies, you guys had better keep her lore to yourselves. This is a level of crazy you shouldn't expose to people that aren't invested in her enough to watch her streams. Jesus christ

>>29014978
because Mori didn't know she was waiting and watching her stream

>>29014809
You don't actually know Matsuri if you think that's the case. Kiara would rather quit Hololive on the spot than sexually harass other holos.

>>29014986
I believe the narrative that Artemis' VA wasn't chosen until the last minute. You can see a sudden shift in behavior nearing debut when Artemis started acting less and less professional.

>faggots and sex havers in this thread
Just nuke all of us already.

>>29014565
The absolute state of Morifags.

>>29014749
>I get the impression Kiara is mentally perfectly fine
We both know that's not true
Still love her tho

>>29014976
No see you're proving his point. That post made you hate him.

>>29015007
Shes on the other side of the door, it doesn't get louder till she breaks it down

>>29014953
She's already at the menhera posting on her 2nd account stage
They both also complain about members sharing "private member-only info" to outsiders which is funny

Thank you, Haachama. I learnt a valuable lesson, using in ear headphones allow me to obtain the tingles

Miko is shitting on Usada Kensetsu

>>29014749
I like her but she is not mentally 100%

>>29014831
>>29014949
the problem with the tranny is, I watch/listen to holos since I want anime girls voiced by actual women.

Not trannies. If I wanted trannies, I would watch twitch more.

>>29014912
I listen to so much ASMR, its mostly just to get tingles, these ear massages are my favorite but not arousing .

there are a few things that work for that though but its mostly due to imagination i think. besides the explicit stuff this girl usually works for me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETOFmcBgyjo

>>29014831
The only thing /hlgg/ should be saying about her is that she's off topic and that you need some time off.

>>29014811
Mostly from her camp fire list but I'm still hoping for 'song of the ancients' and 'can't smile without you'

>>29014770
It's a terrible idea but it'll be the most exciting time of your life for a while.
I still have a nasty scar across my forearm and a chunk of my finger missing from trying to parry a knife bare handed.

>>29015018
Feels good having your oshi gosling right back at you ngl.

>>29015023
people have sex all the time bro
it's as normal as eating or socializing

>>29014573
It seems a lot of the posters itt are in a relationship or are non-virgins. I guess it's only a few doxxposting schizos who are /r9k/ tier.

>>29014831
Voice is part of the character. Did you forget this?

We see an anime girl and hear a voice. These two need to be good.
One of these is not good for Shartemis.

>>29014831
Off-topic.

Why won't anyone in HoloEN collab with friend?

Her ASMR mic is kinda shitty. Needs a Ku100

>>29014583
Same, Only got into streamers recently, but I will never EVER give them my money.
It's comfy to hear/watch a stream. But I will never become a member or give them superchat, I also only lurk. It's pointless to be a part of the chat.
I think the problem is when you start giving them money, you may think they're your friend or you waifu, when in reality they don't even care about, heck they may not even know that you exist.

>>29015078
Gura is practicing phasmo for her

I'm frustrated bros

>>29015018
>kiara misses ME
what now faggots

>>29014811
We Built This City by Starship

>>29014687
Have you never watched a RFA holo stream? Most of them are out of shape and have stick-like figures.

>>29015058
No see, Artemis interacted with ENs on twitter. That makes him practically an honorary EN at this point.

>>29015023

>>29015023
Sorry anon....

>>29015070

>>29015000
No the Amon9 Us narrative that EOPs hated Polka for being too loud.

>>29015065

>>29015078
Would you want to partner up for an assignment with the most popular jock in class?

>>29015081
Gee I wonder why a university student can't afford an almost $10,000 microphone.

CANNOT FORGIVE
EVERYONE KILL YOU
YOU DIE
LUNA I FORGET
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>29014956
Haaoto actually has a hot roommate huh

>>29014831
I don't Artemis for being a tranny ( I don't even know if thats true ) but I hate her for wasting that great design by being a lazy no-effort piece of shit.

>>29015070
Based whoreposter

>>29015078
JP fans would get upset.

>>29015070
Lies.

someone make a better version of this, I can't do shit with my phone

>>29015123
I thought it was the 11s that complained about POLOUD

>>29015137
You forgot your Ayame avatar

Why can't EN's akasupas be this based, seriously all they get are a bunch of birthday shoutouts or mood killer depressionfags

>>29015078
Did you miss the part where Kiara asked Fubuki to collab with her when she was in chat for one of chicken's minecraft streams?

Every narrative is true
Just jog your noggin a little and you will see life's contradictions fade before your very (mind's) eyes

>>29015094
>I think the problem is when you start giving them money, you may think they're your friend or you waifu
No you just think they are content creators who's content you enjoy and want to support.

It looks like a dick

>>29015018
Feels so good when Kiara misses me like this.

>>29014811
Country roads

>>29015132
No. She also has giant clown feet.

>>29015164
I liked the first Ghost Rider akasupa, that was about it though.

>>29015132
asians cannot be hot.

>>29015018
I fucking love this chicken

>>29015180
JP version

Haachama is literally sitting behind me, putting her arms around me to jack me off with lotions while licking my ear and heavily breathing into it

>>29015176
This?

>>29015164
Isn't there a KFP trash can who gave a superchat at one point?

>>29014810
>daddy issues
Her emotional attachment to Huke suddenly makes a lot more sense.

>>29015126
I don't know, if she is a Uni student she seems to be able to pay 100k+ a year to study here.

>>29014809
she has a long way to go to live up to that legacy. The whole arc where Matsuri was retweeting her Cover about Luna over and over again and getting ignored as really sad.

Kiara just comes across as someone who's confidence is kind of shot and depression is kicking in. She's trying to improve as well.

>>29015162
The 11s on 5ch spread the narrative we hated her for being so loud.

>>29015164
nihongo yomenai, is he asking Kiara to crush him with her ass?

>>29015078
Kiara asked her and she said yes so expect it sometime soon.

>>29015094
I just think I enjoyed the stream and wanna leave a tip.

>I don't even go to those boards thankfully but sometimes it shows up at places where I think I'm save from it. And then I realize, oh yeah right there's a shit ton of people who hate me
So given what Kiara's roommate said, is it safe to assume that she doesn't visit these boards?

>>29015133
>lazy no-effort piece of shit
What's particularly no effort about Artemis, serious question? Every vtuber just plays games, Artemis included. Is it just her aloof attitude?

>>29015162
Anonchama...your reading comprehension reps. What do you think 5ch is?

>>29015194
Y-yes

Do you believe that Kiara led a stalker to Subaru?
http://poal.me/s42woi
http://poal.me/s42woi
http://poal.me/s42woi

>>29015108
Or they are Korone who has infinite energy and is seemingly fit as fuck irl.

>>29015188
seething roastie

>>29015162
I think the narrative is that because Polka made english tweet she thought EOPs were complaining. But apparently basically no EOP did, and it was just 5ch gaslighting.

>>29015065
A "chunk"?

I'm glad Lamy found a game that's more her speed
It makes me want to see her play The Final Station

I'm older than you Haachama.. Don't call me Aka-chan and kodomo...

>>29014912
Yes and if you don't you're gay

>>29015206
>Name: Trash Can
>Comment: I'm a Coco anti.

>>29015194
You think Mori likes long foreskin?

>>29015206
lit. "Kiryu Coco anti desu"

>>29015200
HOW IS HER FUCKING CONFIDENCE SHOT
SHE'S DOING WELL
HOW DO YOU MAKE THE MONEY SHE DOES, STILL RAKE IN THE MONEY, AND HAVE A SHOT CONFIDENCE

Oh god she's pulled out the lotion

>>29014901
I laughed as well.
Then she said 'I'll only got to the doctor if Hukepapa tells me to' and then giggled awkwardly.

>>29015214
she was talking about 5ch

>>29014831
artemis should fuck off from hlgg. simple as. btw hlgg is not 1 person.

Am I hearing stuff or was there just a scream in the background?

>>29015218
>stalker waited 3 entire weeks to do nothing but ding dong ditch
if there actually is a stalker, then extra retarded compared to the normal stalker

>>29015216
>What's particularly no effort about Artemis, serious question?
I only watched the intro stream and it was literally nothing. I didn't bother watching anything else afterwards.

>>29014912
Yes, but it really depends on your reaction to specific sound profiles and particular girls. Even Noel doesn't do it for me, and she's a pro. As a rule, most Holos aren't great at ASMR and are relying on you to like her a lot in the first place.

>>29015241
Do asians have long foreskin? If no then no.

>>29015105
she better to this version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zrOoRfMVOE

>>29015094
I agree with this for superchats, but a membership is just paying for extra content, even if you just want to support them

>>29015250
How does Kiara's mum react to her "PAPA" bits?

>>29015255
oh sorry my bad

>>29015260
>I only watched the intro stream and it was literally nothing
What were you expecting that wasn't in the intro stream?

>>29015188

>>29015200
Did Luna really never acknowledge that cover?

>>29015239
kek

>>29015241
Mori is an American virgin sperg, she doesn't know what foreskin is.

>>29015216
Literally no prep.

>>29014591
My memory is hazy but it went something like this:
>travelled to JP while underage
>got scouted by an idol company
>turns out it was a black company wanting to take advantage of her
>she didn't want them to take advantage of her, and got in trouble for going against management
>company got her blacklisted, and the government is biased against gaijins
>cue the schizos and /cgl/ shit talking

Her antis in the past were a bunch of the commonplace JP bootlickers. She learned a lot of things from her idol days.

>>29015023
based

>>29015218
>Poll asking if you've taken your meds today in a round about manner
Clever, anon.

>>29015215
Keep doing those reps, ESLbro. You'll be able to follow the conversation someday

>>29015255
Which stream?

>>29015194
How has no one made an actual dick edit of this yet?

>>29015216
Pretty sure most people here made their opinion based on the first stream. I don't even remember what she did there besides talk and say she hates gamers for some reason?

>>29015188
Go back to /pol/.

>>29015216
Imagine collabing with 2 other people and still having literal minutes of dead-air.

That's Artemis' stream

t. someone who tried to give them a chance after that shitty debut because debuts are generally not a good thing to judge people by

Now can we please stop talking about this?

>>29015271
>kiaras mom has heard her daughter talking about lesbian sex, genociding the mushroom kingdom, sucked off chat, and cry on stream.

>>29015298
Well, there's only one EN girl streaming.

>>29015241
Mori is actually autistic and has probably never seen a dick in her life. She probably doesn't even know what foreskin is.

>>29015244
It's not always just about the money, Eugene Krabs.

The Holos should just move to the Holohouse already. Coco said she picked a place with good security and I believe her. They wouldn't even let Suisei in when she got locked out. Plus Coco's recognizable roommate has been going out with a half Russian girl all the time and nothing bad has happened so far.