/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>47081479
Someone's got a new imaginary girlfriend!!!!

>>46888607
>it doesn't really make sense
What, of course it makes perfect sense! Just look t her! Besides, I'm pretty sure most /jp/sies would take the opportunity to became naturalized Japanese if given the chance, and picking your loving wife's surname only means coming up with a new first name.

>>46845324
Kicking a Jizo statue just isn't the same as barging into the life of some inhabitant of the past, watching them get all spooked and puzzled, finding ways to "accidentaly" bump into them over and over again, seeing how long it takes for them to finally say something like "you remind me of someone", then asking who is that someone and seeing them squirm as they say it out loud! Hearing them ask if you are a cosplayer and then telling them that no, you are the real thing!

Watching them become all confused and horrified or trying to rationalize it as a joke! Keeping it up untill they become paranoid and lock themselves in their home!

Showing up at their door, telling that you're not mad, you just want to talk about that story they wrote online! Saying that you'll leave them alone if they just talk with you! Getting into their apartement, watching them writhe in embarrasment as you go over the story in painstaking detail! But not going too far, telling them that it's OK, you are not mad. You never were, but this poor man has spun a horrible narrative of embarrasment in his head.

You just want to know how did he know all of this. It's important. That's all there is to this. You need to demonstrate you are not some scary yandere type. You even invite him out. It's not a date, you just want him to meet your best friend, to show that she's not mad either. Of course your best friend has in the meantime tracked down the other anon...