/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17916094]

Here lies Anon edition

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Educational sites:
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Free chart:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

Soon to be dead people:
>>17915169

[Anonymous No.17916209]

I like this thread. I choose this one.

[Anonymous No.17916845]

[Anonymous No.17916884]

HOW CAN ONE MAN BE THIS BASED

[Anonymous No.17916895]

SHE'S GONNA COOF MILLIONS

[Anonymous No.17916899]

stop thread splitting faggot

[Anonymous No.17916906]

So what happens tomorrow? A big drop today means a big pump tomorrow doesn't?

[Anonymous No.17917000]

get fucked, varg will repopulate the world with his 1000 autistic children which will breed every last women on earth

[Anonymous No.17917031]

What happens when DOW reaches 0?

[Anonymous No.17917048]

I'm sorry, but did the economy already collapset? Oh, that's right. The decision hasn't even been made yet. In fact, it's only 10:00. Does not 20% unemployment count as a collapse? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the market is still open? The traders are in NYC right now and they have been the best stock market people for how long now? They're fighting one of the worst virii of all time and they're feeding off the lack of support from the Mainstream media. But you know what? They're still fucking trading. America is one of the best fucking nations on earth, we dropped 2 more and would have dropped 2 more if Japan hadn't surrendered. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Dow hits 30k and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Fed just pumped 2 trillion dollars into the economy and cut us all a check. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Dow topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like America because its free. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to trun the Fed, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

[Anonymous No.17917066]

THE PRINTERS JEROME, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP PRINTING JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17917080]

>>17917048
It has already collapsed yes. I didn’t bother to read the rest

[Anonymous No.17917097]

>>17916094
I shorted USO 3/27 $4

did I do good

[Anonymous No.17917099]

CLOSE THE MARKET CLOSE IT RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17917102]

MORL THE NEW SHITCOIN AND ITS PUMPING

GET ABOARD THE GAINS TRAIN

[Anonymous No.17917104]

YOU TOLD ME THE PRINTER WOULD WORK /BIZ/ WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17917107]

Lads think about all the money we're going to be making one year from now

[Anonymous No.17917109]

ANOTHER BULL TRAP


FUCK!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17917114]

are we going to see a end of day dump?

[Anonymous No.17917116]

>watching stock market

Bonds and USD/CNY is where it's at

[Anonymous No.17917142]

So whatever happened to SNSS. That gonna moon now or what

[Anonymous No.17917163]

Guys should I b e buying yet? Are we clsoe to the bottom? I feel like we are getting very close to bottom? I don't need meme please, I need actual opinions!

[Anonymous No.17917200]

>>17917163
feels like panic but idk

[Anonymous No.17917229]

>>17917107
>corona-chan fucks the world economy in half
>kills millions of boomers
>have 150k in cash waiting to jump in at the floor and ride the recovery wave back up to financial freedom
I'm so happy I could fucking cry anon. I literally can't stop thinking about it. It's the only thing on my mind. It was all worth it, I'm finally gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.17917233]

Can't wait to get paid tomorrow and dump it all into this market.

[Anonymous No.17917259]

>>17917114
Seems like we're getting one now

[Anonymous No.17917262]

>>17917163
Only short term buys anon. Buy to sell during the pumps. Don’t hold for long.

[Anonymous No.17917264]

>>17917229
Wow dude that's awesome, how old are you?

[Anonymous No.17917270]

Holy moly this guy on cnbc zoomed way out on this.

>not in his lifetime
he said

[Anonymous No.17917278]

>>17917262
>>17917200

You think we still have more to fall? I am a long term investor so I am hoping ot buy and hold

[Anonymous No.17917282]

>>17917109
It's probably going to atleast start green tommorow

[Anonymous No.17917290]

Tick tock preppers

[Anonymous No.17917293]

I can't wait to stuff my portfolio full of cheapies.

[Anonymous No.17917311]

Just woke up from a 3 month coma.
How close are we to 30k bullbros?

[Anonymous No.17917317]

>>17917278
Definitely more to fall. I would not plan to hold anything for this entire month. Maybe in April, maybe.

[Anonymous No.17917326]

>>17917278
I think the vast majority of people on here are convinced it's going to keep going down until something enormous is announced, all this shit isnt going away and it just seems to get worse everyday

[Anonymous No.17917328]

take profits and be comfy! opportunity for new entries every day

[Anonymous No.17917335]

>>17917311
about 3 days bro, when you wake up again we'll be at 60k

[Anonymous No.17917349]

>tfw the world is ending but I'm still bored

[Anonymous No.17917351]

>we're gonna force it up, we can't wait
What is happening on the floor right now?

[Anonymous No.17917361]

So Black Friday & Black Monday III? Haven't had back to back green days yet, but I would expect a bounce after a 2000pt fall

[Anonymous No.17917373]

AYYY DEEEAAHH

Are you fucking serious about the helicopters?

[Anonymous No.17917374]

>>17917264
32. I was too young, too stupid, and too broke in 2008 to buy anything but I saw what a once in a lifetime opportunity I was missing. I've saved every penny that wasn't absolutely necessary to spend since. Years of waiting and saving and it's finally happening.

[Anonymous No.17917377]

>>17917107
I know man! Holochain, Link, etc. We're all going to be filthy rich. This must be how boomers felt back in the day.

[Anonymous No.17917380]

>>17917361
>So Black Friday & Black Monday III?
Make that Black March

[Anonymous No.17917402]

What are you buying for tomorrow fellas

[Anonymous No.17917405]

>>17917349
bruh OBSERVE and ABSORB and REMEMBER this. you have a huge learning oportunity in front of you. and you best be preparing to BUY BUY BUY once the bottom comes in,,, for years. this is your one and only chance

[Anonymous No.17917410]

why are options so fucking confusing

i'm just going to stick with stocks fuck this

[Anonymous No.17917417]

>FED pumping it with 10 minutes to close so it doesn't close below 19k
I hate them so much

[Anonymous No.17917423]

Is UWT the go to for when Oil goes down more?
I got 2 grand, but have no intention on putting that much in, what's the minimum I could put and still be worth bothering with?

[Anonymous No.17917424]

>>17917380
I thought that was February

[Anonymous No.17917425]

So why does the feds pump but aren't even breaking green anymore? Wasnt the stimulus and more than a trillion dollar bailout good for the economy?

[Anonymous No.17917427]

>>17916884
He's right, we need to go back to Nov 9 2016 levels

[Anonymous No.17917433]

>>17917229
>>17917374
Same anon, only I've got $60k waiting to buy in. Been waiting for this for years. Despite the hit this month, I'm just excited to get even more VTSAX for cheap soon.
We're gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.17917442]

>>17917229
Next day: everything you earned is gone

[Anonymous No.17917449]

The fed is really desperate

[Anonymous No.17917453]

>>17917417
don't worry anon, corona-chan isn't going away any time soon! in a few days, we'll be saying the same thing about 17k

[Anonymous No.17917455]

>>17917229

Same dude, I'm 33 with 110k. Terrified I'm going to miss my opportunity though. This is a once in a lifetime chance.

[Anonymous No.17917459]

WE PUMPING!

BULLCHADS!!!?????

[Anonymous No.17917460]

>missed my chance for cheap calls 10 minutes ago

FUCK

[Anonymous No.17917461]

>>17917349
>Everyone thought the world would end with war, Civil war, nuclear war, Government killing right wingers, everyone running around shooting each other till a winner
Instead everyone gets neet bucks and can livestream everyone outside their house dying of a disease.
How did no one see this coming? As in how did no one see everyone getting neetbucks in a general shtf scenario?

[Anonymous No.17917470]

Nice fake and gay pump, Jerome.

[Anonymous No.17917474]

Jesus fucking Christ the fed needs to be put up against a wall and shot.

[Anonymous No.17917483]

>>17917459
I don't care which way it goes, I'll buy options for either

[Anonymous No.17917485]

What glorious pomp.

[Anonymous No.17917487]

Lets say hypothetically we hit the bottom at some point in the next month.
You have six thousand dollars.
Where do you allocate these funds?

[Anonymous No.17917489]

>>17917402
If green SQQQ and SRTY, if red cash

[Anonymous No.17917492]

>>17917455
for the love of god, please hedge your bets

[Anonymous No.17917495]

NOW IS THE TIME TO:

BUY THE DIP

SAVE TRUMP'S PRESIDENCY

SUPPORT AMERICAN BUSINESSES

SUPPORT YOUR FELLOW AMERICANS

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[Anonymous No.17917497]

>>17917229
>31
>500k
I'm actually gonna make it

[Anonymous No.17917501]

Fuck it bros im not risking buying calls ill just buy puts on the next green day

[Anonymous No.17917504]

>>17917410
not confusing

You make a bet the stock will go down (put) or up (call) to a certain dollar amount by a certain date.

You pay in for the right to sell an amount of shares at that time period. (position)

As the price of the stock goes up and down closer or farther away from your call or put, that position gains or loses value ($$$),

That's it.

So for example, if you know that Ford isn't going to do well, buy a put for how low you think Ford will go. You could say down to $1 in like a year (Long put) or down to $3.5 from $4 in a week. (Short put)

same example applies to calls, if you think of it going up 3 dollars in a year or whatever, or up 50 cents in a week.

[Anonymous No.17917509]

>>17917102
Thank Christ I sold morl for 15 in February. Thanks for the years of divvys morl

[Anonymous No.17917512]

Hey $101 Boeing-Fag, if you're out there, you're back in the green!

[Anonymous No.17917514]

>>17917495
>yes good goy, hold trumpenstein's bags for him will you
no

[Anonymous No.17917516]

SELL AT ALL COSTS
SELL RIGHT NOW GUYS
NEWS ABOUT TO HIT US
WE GOTTA SELL

[Anonymous No.17917517]

>>17917474
kek

[Anonymous No.17917519]

fucking hell they're pumping it back to 20K what the fuck. It's just gonna fall even harder tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17917525]

>>17917405

But what if there is no bottom?

Plus I could only put like $100 into the market anyway. I'd probably just end up losing it :/

[Anonymous No.17917529]

This isn't just a crash. A war is starting.

>Among the myriad, earth-shattering geopolitical effects of coronavirus, one is already graphically evident. China has re-positioned itself. For the first time since the start of Deng Xiaoping’s reforms in 1978, Beijing openly regards the US as a threat, as stated a month ago by Foreign Minister Wang Yi at the Munich Security Conference during the peak of the fight against coronavirus.

>Beijing is carefully, incrementally shaping the narrative that, from the beginning of the coronovirus attack, the leadership knew it was under a hybrid war attack. Xi’s terminology is a major clue. He said, on the record, that this was war. And, as a counter-attack, a “people’s war” had to be launched.

>Moreover, he described the virus as a demon or devil. Xi is a Confucianist. Unlike some other ancient Chinese thinkers, Confucius was loath to discuss supernatural forces and judgment in the afterlife. However, in a Chinese cultural context, devil means “white devils” or “foreign devils”: guailo in Mandarin, gweilo in Cantonese. This was Xi delivering a powerful statement in code.

https://www.unz.com/pescobar/china-locked-in-hybrid-war-with-us/

[Anonymous No.17917533]

Bears BTFO.

[Anonymous No.17917536]

HOW LONG DO THEY THINK THEY CAN PUMP AND PRINT TRILLIONS FOR

[Anonymous No.17917539]

>>17917460
same

[Anonymous No.17917541]

Haha it's going to close 20001 or something retarded like that.
Come on, pump it!
I want to see them pretend everything is fine.

[Anonymous No.17917550]

Stop BRRRRing, I wanna see another TOP 10 fall. This week is closing at below 20k anyway.

[Anonymous No.17917551]

>>17917487
all in on AAPL

[Anonymous No.17917552]

>>17917495
I'll buy calls until its time to buy more puts

[Anonymous No.17917557]

Not confident tomorrow will be another dead cat day considering this EOD rally.

[Anonymous No.17917558]

They REALLY want it to close above 20k huh

[Anonymous No.17917562]

>>17917519
Tomorrow is pump day. Hoping for a second circuit breaker the day after

[Anonymous No.17917566]

>>17916094
Have we made V yet?

[Anonymous No.17917568]

remember to buy puts at 16:59:59

[Anonymous No.17917575]

>>17917539
yeah fuck it im not risking it tomorrow might be red again

[Anonymous No.17917576]

>>17917380
Hmmm if this Pump doesn't get destroyed in the final minutes, think we'll be red tomorrow too

[Anonymous No.17917587]

looks like WB will become by far the wealthiest man alive, he was sitting on shit tons of cash while FIRE zoomers bought the ath

[Anonymous No.17917588]

>>17917536
as long as they want

[Anonymous No.17917593]

If it closes above 20k today its going to hit both circuit breakers tomorrow, screencap this

[Anonymous No.17917597]

STOP PUMPING JEROME

[Anonymous No.17917602]

>>17917487
RTN, NET, KTOS, PFE

Maybe HLT if you have steel balls and trust the bailout gods, NEVER BOEING, TSLA if you're a memelord

[Anonymous No.17917605]

>>17917588
They are actually fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.17917613]

JEROMMEEEEEEE STOP THIS NOW

[Anonymous No.17917617]

>pumping to stay above 20k

pathetic

[Anonymous No.17917619]

>>17917558
Obvious printing. FUCK THE FUCKING FED.

[Anonymous No.17917628]

WHERE'RE YOUR JEWS NOW DRUMPF?
LOW IQ NIGGERS CAN'T SAVE YOU!

[Anonymous No.17917632]

>>17917613
No.

[Anonymous No.17917636]

The dow will never close below 20k.

[Anonymous No.17917637]

FORD SHUTTING DOWN ALL FACTORIES
AAHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17917640]

REKT

[Anonymous No.17917645]

>>17917536
looks like the printer just broke.

[Anonymous No.17917649]

>Can't even BBBRRR back to 20k

SAD!

[Anonymous No.17917653]

Imagine unironically pumping an inevitable economic meltdown to save Trumps economy

[Anonymous No.17917655]

POMP POMP POMP
20K 20K 20K
PLZ PLZ PLZ

[Anonymous No.17917657]

AHHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.17917661]

>THE PUMP FAILED
WEEEEEEEEW LAD BACK DOWN TO 18K HERE WE GOOOO

[Anonymous No.17917662]

Eat.
Shit.
Bulls.

[Anonymous No.17917665]

YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE ALL SOLD YOUR PUTS AND BOUGHT SOME CALLS

[Anonymous No.17917670]

>Stopped pumping for a couple seconds
>Falls -300
Jesus

[Anonymous No.17917673]

>>17917637
oh baby
what's oil gonna look like tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17917680]

FUCKING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.17917684]

>>17917636
Looks like you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.17917686]

>>17917645
OH WHOOPS SORRY JEROME

[Anonymous No.17917693]

EVERYONE GETTING BTFO

[Anonymous No.17917694]

ITS GOING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Anonymous No.17917695]

He got so far, and tried so hard

[Anonymous No.17917696]

>>17917684
Looks like I'm right.

[Anonymous No.17917704]

WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.17917711]

LITERALLY PUMPING LAST FUCKING SECOND

[Anonymous No.17917716]

MINUTE LEFT!
NOOO THE POOOMP FAILING.

[Anonymous No.17917721]

THE OLD BAIT AND SWITCH

[Anonymous No.17917726]

Looks like the Covid Relief Bill is going to get done tonight.

[Anonymous No.17917730]

SOLD MY SQQQ

FUCK YOU POWELL

[Anonymous No.17917732]

>>17917684
Look at this retard and laugh.

[Anonymous No.17917733]

>>17917686
I just imagine this defeated old man sitting by himself like Ron Paul with a printer in the corner.

[Anonymous No.17917734]

CLOSED UNDER 20K WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.17917737]

TWO PUMP CHUMP JEROME POWELL

[Anonymous No.17917739]

still dropping after hours, the dump continues tomorrow.....

[Anonymous No.17917743]

>19.9k close
Tried so hard but just couldn't do it

[Anonymous No.17917744]

>BRRR COULDN'T EVEN POOMP TO 20K

[Anonymous No.17917749]

they're gonna 'correct' it to 20k afterwards

[Anonymous No.17917750]

>still below 20k
get fucked fed

[Anonymous No.17917753]

>>17917696
Nope. Get fucked.

[Anonymous No.17917755]

YOU FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILED JEROME AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.17917760]

>19,900

OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.17917763]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

[Anonymous No.17917773]

just let it die you fucking faggots I lost $50 for staying with my puts

fuck boomers

[Anonymous No.17917776]

If there's a fake and gay pump tomorrow, it's time to load up on SDOW again. I don't trust any of these pumps.

[Anonymous No.17917785]

DOW just pump 400 points in the last 2 minutes
almost 900 in the last 20
is this usual ?

[Anonymous No.17917786]

Hmmm

[Anonymous No.17917788]

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.17917790]

>>17917732
>19,903.77
I'm not good at math can you tell me if this is above or below 20k?

[Anonymous No.17917792]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17917793]

And wallah! We'll never be below 19,900 ever again.

[Anonymous No.17917797]

>>17917504
I understand the underlying concept but don't understand how premiums or profit works

from what I understand options are supposed to have more "insurance". if your option expires, what exactly are you losing if it expires? i'm using questtrade and it says to buy (for example) a call for DIS at strike 90 expiring on the 20th, the attached pic is the cost. where the hell is the 3.10 coming from?

and what exactly determines how much you gain if you sell your call/put once it passes the strike

[Anonymous No.17917798]

Already sold my puts. Give me a fake, gay green pump day to reload

[Anonymous No.17917800]

>failed to get above 20k
Join us again tomorrow for our regularly scheduled programming.

[Anonymous No.17917801]

ANOTHER RED DAY CONFIRMED FOR TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.17917805]

Wtf.

[Anonymous No.17917806]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 2.03%, it's to be expected. Kinda wish I didn't scale back my hedge, still looking for some huge move on technicals, possibly followed by return to low lows on further bad news. Stay safe out there!

[Anonymous No.17917811]

>>17917790
That is above 20k.

[Anonymous No.17917813]

BE CAREFUL FELLOW BEARS
PHASE 3 OF THE STIMULUS IS COMING AT SOME POINT
IT WILL BLOW YOUR PUTS AWAY ON A FAKE AND GAY PUMP

[Anonymous No.17917814]

>>17917636
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.17917828]

>>17917776
wise bear

[Anonymous No.17917829]

>>17917786
very strange

[Anonymous No.17917832]

>>17917811
FUCK

[Anonymous No.17917835]

WHT THE FUCK IS THE FED DOING

[Anonymous No.17917843]

[Anonymous No.17917850]

>>17916094
>Couldn't even get it back to 20k
lmao

[Anonymous No.17917852]

>>17917786
>the copelet pump

[Anonymous No.17917857]

>>17917732

[Anonymous No.17917863]

>>17917773
Woah watch out everyone we got a richfag over here

[Anonymous No.17917867]

>>17917636

[Anonymous No.17917877]

daily reminder this is all happening because 1 guy ate a bat

[Anonymous No.17917885]

>>17917800
Tomorrow is bounce
Friday is -20

[Anonymous No.17917886]

>>17917852
I bought more short term puts though. I never could have believed that I would be trading the SPX like it's a pajeet fucking shitcoin lmao.

[Anonymous No.17917895]

>>17917773
my guy, please put more into your account, you're going to make jack shit with a hundred dollars despite all this opportunity

[Anonymous No.17917901]

>>17917877
Based butterfly effect

[Anonymous No.17917903]

st- still higher than when Trump assumed office ha ha

[Anonymous No.17917904]

>>17917773
Based. Just made over 20$ today. Gonna cash out to buy more canned sardines.

[Anonymous No.17917911]

>>17917800
based

who holding them puts with me?

[Anonymous No.17917913]

THEY ARE CHEATING WITH THEIR PUMPS

[Anonymous No.17917921]

Faster men!!!

[Anonymous No.17917926]

>>17917636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

[Anonymous No.17917928]

>>17917806
>made retarded all in puts on monday and went down 75% on the pump
>gained from my puts today so now im down 50%
>couldve been up like 70% if i didnt make that retarded move

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17917938]

>>17917374
36 here and ditto. In '08 I was too busy trying to find a job. In '09 I thought about investing but didn't. Did not learn how to in to stock market until late 2016. I was pretty well satisfied with the volatility from 2016-present but this is something special.

[Anonymous No.17917940]

>>17917806
managed to catch the bottom for SPXL UDOW SSO and KO today. but my stock holdings are beyond red, irreparably red

[Anonymous No.17917943]

>>17917835
>>17917913
>he thought the Feds play fair

[Anonymous No.17917965]

>>17917797
>if your option expires, what exactly are you losing if it expires?

So if your option expires, it means the position you took didn't happen. You get nothing. You lose. It's worthless.

So here is that equation laid out 1(Your call)x3.10(Your position)x100(The amount of shares you will have the right to sell)

[Anonymous No.17917976]

SPY STILL GOING UP IN FUTURES
BEARS BTFO

[Anonymous No.17917979]

>>17917913
Without the pumping the USA would've collapsed already. God bless those printing machines.

[Anonymous No.17917986]

>>17917877
It's a literal comedy of errors
Entire world was jacking off while this shit spread through China
Trump continued to be in denial while it was spreading through the US
Now investors are shitting themselves and the Saudis are going full jihad while they nuke their oil industry because of some drunk commies

[Anonymous No.17917988]

I have a single share of amazon. should I just hold it for shits and giggles or what?

[Anonymous No.17918002]

>its only Jerome guys
>no way its doomer boomers like Ackman lapping up cheapies

[Anonymous No.17918013]

>>17917913
>fakeout pump at the end of the day
>europe opens positive on that pump but collapses during the day
>burgerstan opens negative again
High IQ pumping action

[Anonymous No.17918015]

>>17917895
i am too poor and retarded

[Anonymous No.17918019]

>>17917877
>>17917901
Imagine how different it would've been if he had just opted for some McDonald's instead of bat wonton soup.

[Anonymous No.17918029]

>>17917806
Made $12k from spy puts, down $21k on my berkshire shares

[Anonymous No.17918030]

>>17917877
MacArthur was right, we shoulda glassed them all.

[Anonymous No.17918035]

>>17917988
Yes hold it. It'll balloon once this is over. Think of it like gold that's slightly less bad at retaining value.

[Anonymous No.17918037]

>>17917988
turn on DRIP for it and forget you own it for awhile

[Anonymous No.17918041]

>>17917976
post-market trading is not the futures market you absolute retard

[Anonymous No.17918044]

>>17917988
sell it when it's up and buy it when it's down. amzn is great for swinging since it moves 50-100 dollars in either direction, great for poorfags with at least 2k.

[Anonymous No.17918053]

Check SPY. The pump has continued into futures. Green tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17918056]

>7.7% drop today compared to yesterday
>most of the drop happened over night and it opened at -6 or so
It's all so tiresome
All the real trading takes place after trading hours

[Anonymous No.17918071]

>>17917988
Yes. All small business is going to go bankrupt and amazon will still be standing.

[Anonymous No.17918077]

>>17918041
he's shitposting, does it every day after close like clockwork. probably the same guy who posts those dumb "bullish" posts. really not funny to anyone but himself.

[Anonymous No.17918084]

Alright who has all the money printer gifs?

[Anonymous No.17918094]

>>17917031

[Anonymous No.17918101]

>>17918084
Sorry, out of ink. Check back again tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17918102]

>>17918084

[Anonymous No.17918112]

>>17917797
You don't have to wait for it to pass the strike. You can flip it to someone else for a profit before then. If you're waiting until expiration then you need to own 100 shares of the stock to exercise a put option and you need enough cash to purchase 100 shares at the strike price to exercise a call.

[Anonymous No.17918113]

>>17917986
The Saudis aren't nuking their oil industry. They can produce oil at less than $10 a barrel.

[Anonymous No.17918118]

>>17918084
Best one I've seen.

[Anonymous No.17918120]

>>17918037

many years later he might even own a 1/3 of an additional share?

[Anonymous No.17918124]

>>17917877
>>17918019
>US soldiers spreading it during military games from fort detrick*
fixed that for you

[Anonymous No.17918126]

I will personally hunt down and beat the shit out of every boomer faggot who is yanking out his 401K after the market tanks 30% instead of just holding because he is afraid that if he waits any longer he'll have to kick off his retirement with a new cadillac instead of a new maserati. WHO IS TAKING THESE GARGANTUAN LOSESS!!?!?

[Anonymous No.17918125]

People will digest the Stimulus bill and markets will be green tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17918127]

I would say its a bad sign, and end of day pump like this
and I mean it for the MooMoos

[Anonymous No.17918128]

>>17918084
>>17918102

[Anonymous No.17918131]

>>17917636
pffffft

[Anonymous No.17918132]

>>17918101
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17918136]

Who here's buy calls on red and puts on green days masterrace? Constantly trading in on direction is fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.17918141]

>>17917806
I reentered the market today after a seven trading day wait in cash. On oil. Bought at $22 and $20.50. A little in the green on that in to close. I will happily schlop moar cheapies if oil goes sub $20 tomorrow or the next day.

[Anonymous No.17918144]

>>17918126
The entire western world is collapsing your retard. Get out of the market.

[Anonymous No.17918150]

>>17918037
>>17918120
bezos does not pay dividends

[Anonymous No.17918170]

could this be it now? did we reach the lucrative bottom or still got $5k to go? it looks pretty steady right now for some reason

[Anonymous No.17918172]

>>17917877
Not really, the corona shit is just the catalyst for the underlying bubble.

[Anonymous No.17918174]

>>17918118
could use some boomerjaks having a seizure at the end.

[Anonymous No.17918176]

>>17918144

NO YOU FUCKING RETARD WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER. WE ARE IN THE BUSINEES OF PROPPING UP MY PORTFOLIO TOGETHER!!!

[Anonymous No.17918186]

BRRRR

[Anonymous No.17918191]

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1240321623934328832
i hate these greedy ratfuckers

[Anonymous No.17918193]

>>17918170
>steady
>vix at all time high
>point swings literally every day

There is no bottom

[Anonymous No.17918205]

>>17918170
>looks steady
>futures at 19,709

[Anonymous No.17918210]

>>17918102

They're going to pay it back dude. It's not a big deal.

[Anonymous No.17918216]

>>17918124
Death to chinese communists.

[Anonymous No.17918217]

>>17917797
If option expires without you selling or executing it, it loses all value/stops exists.
The 3.10 is the premium you pay for the option, that’s the value you add onto the strike price to find the breakeven point. Ex: If you executed that option when the price of the stock is 93.10$, you would make 0$ (before commision), for a stock value of 94.10$ you would make 100$ more because the premium would be worth 4.10$ (it would be worth more if it has a time value associated with the option/it doesn’t immediately expire)
But yeah, you’ll probably buy a shit out-of-the-money option that expires soon and will waste your money if you don’t know what you’re doing.

[Anonymous No.17918219]

How low will it close on Friday?
17.5k?

[Anonymous No.17918223]

>>17917979
>USA would've collapsed already.
And that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.17918224]

>>17918136
priced out of options. The only ones I can afford have 0 volume. Too fucked right now.

[Anonymous No.17918228]

>>17917877
Imagine being patient zero right now.

[Anonymous No.17918230]

>>17918053
There's always green after a dump, they need to give bears a chance to reload.

[Anonymous No.17918234]

>>17918172
It's funny, I held off on throwing my savings into the stock market because I figured something would trigger a crash eventually
There's no way Tesla should be making millionaires out of so many people but it keeps fucking happening

[Anonymous No.17918245]

>>17917806
Up only 25% after that retarded pump. Shoutout to CZR for the 8000% gain I realized today

[Anonymous No.17918259]

>>17918191
why cant these CNBC fucks post the entire interview

[Anonymous No.17918272]

POST YOUR DING DING DING DINGS HERE
>>17918241
POST YOUR DING DING DING DINGS HERE
>>17918241

[Anonymous No.17918281]

Not great. Not terrible. Was driving when it peaked.

[Anonymous No.17918288]

>futures mooning
my strategy (guess) fucking working and i'm turning 30k INTO FUCKING 60k TOMORROW OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17918308]

>>17918217

Do you know any good resource on options?

[Anonymous No.17918321]

Why aren't the negative numbers double-digit? What the fuck happened? Is this a nothingburger?

[Anonymous No.17918329]

$20 SOXL when?

[Anonymous No.17918331]

>>17918288
futures arent out yet retard

[Anonymous No.17918347]

>>17918191
kek, all those boomers panicking in denial in the replies. They're never going to retire

[Anonymous No.17918351]

>>17918124
Nice try, commie. The ROC should've won the Chinese Civil War instead of relocating to Taiwan.

[Anonymous No.17918364]

>tfw don't have money in stocks but want markets to be OK because I'm 25 and total economic collapse would make this next decade awful to live through

[Anonymous No.17918365]

>>17918288
>my strategy (guess)
TQQQ after big dumps, SQQQ on green days?

[Anonymous No.17918368]

What the HELL did Sara Eisen do to her hair? This is no time to fuck around, Sara. We need stability.

[Anonymous No.17918369]

>>17917877
>he doesn’t know about the book

[Anonymous No.17918380]

Well, see you guys next time on Market Collapse Z

[Anonymous No.17918401]

>>17918364
yeah, i find it a bit troubling that everyone here is so gung ho about making a few thousand while their buying power gets destroyed and their financial future is wrecked for decades to come

[Anonymous No.17918409]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/bernanke-yellen-suggest-fed-should-move-to-start-buying-corporate-debt-2020-03-18

Bernake and Yellen want to buy corporate debt with fed funds

[Anonymous No.17918424]

How low should I let SOXL go before buying it?

[Anonymous No.17918433]

even bernie is trying to save the economy
https://twitter.com/ericbradner/status/1240363525027123201

[Anonymous No.17918443]

>>17918401
Never going to need to wagecuck again after this is over

[Anonymous No.17918448]

>>17918424
this, id say start dollar cost averaging right now

[Anonymous No.17918449]

>>17918308
just use youtube, investopedia or khanacademy. But >>17918217 is pretty easy to understand

[Anonymous No.17918451]

>>17918401
Maby this wil end the neolib project, thats worth it in my opinion
+decent chance of people revolting against imposed immigration


>>17918409
yeah monetary financing was always going to happen

[Anonymous No.17918464]

>>17918030
i literally hate the chinks now

[Anonymous No.17918473]

>>17918245
>only up 25%
>should for the 8000% gain realized
so which one is it lol

[Anonymous No.17918483]

>>17918433
Maybe I like Bernie a little bit now.

[Anonymous No.17918497]

>>17918443
mate, unless you come out of this with several million, you'll be needing a job that you won't be able to get

[Anonymous No.17918508]

>>17918433
>Votes yes or no on bills
>"IM DOING MY BEST! STOP STRESSING ME THE FUCK OUT! I HAVE A WORLD TO SAVE!"

Calm down now Bernie

[Anonymous No.17918520]

>>17918497
>unless you come out of this with several million
That's the plan

[Anonymous No.17918546]

>>17917031
"Checkmate"

[Anonymous No.17918547]

>>17918520
good luck with that

[Anonymous No.17918572]

Moomoos are getting cocky because of the late pump due to news of the paid leave stimulus passing the Senate
But that is already priced in Moomoos
Tomorrow is red

[Anonymous No.17918596]

>>17918401
I have 20 acres of land and a chainsaw. I dont mind going completely western for 5 years.

[Anonymous No.17918612]

>>17918572
I hope tomorrow is green so I can buy SQQQ cheapies, buying in above $25 is a fool's game

[Anonymous No.17918615]

I was cashed out and have been DCA'ing in.

I've noticed that some of my picks have been turning around. UPS has held its ground and even gained through several horrible days, I bought 3M at 133 and it is up to 137. I bought both 2 weeks ago and they have held through a horrendous drop in the index after the initial selloff.

My other picks are obviously down, but I think it is at least a good sign that there are safe stocks out there. Please cope with me bros

[Anonymous No.17918631]

So, bank runs when?

[Anonymous No.17918662]

>>17918631
quick, take out all your cash so i can rob your mattress

[Anonymous No.17918675]

>>17918572
Typically when we get a pump like that eod the next day is red. However, the almighty crab demands next day to be green.

[Anonymous No.17918694]

its going to fall at most down to 15000 points and then it will go back to normal

[Anonymous No.17918700]

>>17918308
https://youtu.be/TgG3ecQqNeo
This guy has good video for options on Questrade. I also recommend reading “A Random Walk down Wall Street” for general trading knowledge.
Investopedia is always good.

[Anonymous No.17918711]

>>17918662
Just wondering. There's a huge shortage of dollarydoos, and people get panicky.

[Anonymous No.17918721]

>>17917031
best time to buy

[Anonymous No.17918722]

>>17918615
my food stock like TR hasnt been effected at all by this and made a gain. would feel great if not for also heavy owning Dogs of the Dow

[Anonymous No.17918723]

>>17918424
>>17918448
DCA is alayas your friend. Gives you much strong hands than all in. I sold mine back at 270 and been keeping an eye on it....I really think we'll touch 20's but yeah I need to start grabbing a bit here and there just in case.

[Anonymous No.17918758]

>>17918364
millennials win once again

[Anonymous No.17918777]

SCHIFF IS LIVE
>SCHIFF IS LIVE
SCHIFF IS LIVE
>SCHIFF IS LIVE
https://youtu.be/K_rtWh6QxWU

[Anonymous No.17918802]

>>17916094
I have a question. Why some markets have their indices bigger than others? What does it mean?

[Anonymous No.17918804]

>>17917877
Think there might be a few more fundamental reasons for the market plunging down like this, but eating a bat was a fun catalyst to get things going.

[Anonymous No.17918823]

Congress is getting its shit together, tomorrow will probably be green

[Anonymous No.17918826]

When do futures open

[Anonymous No.17918845]

>>17918675
It's only a crab market until it isnt.
Time for the bear roaring twenties soon

[Anonymous No.17918847]

>>17918823
Priced in already moomoo

[Anonymous No.17918849]

>>17918804
This. Virus is bad, but the market has been bloated for a long time now. Buffett has spent years hording cash at this point.

[Anonymous No.17918876]

>>17918826
1 hour 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.17918885]

This crash is ridiculous the market can't possibly go any lower this week than it already has.

[Anonymous No.17918896]

>>17918885
>

[Anonymous No.17918903]

>>17918885
The market has dropped further faster before.

[Anonymous No.17918926]

>>17918885

[Anonymous No.17918928]

>>17918823
>Congress is getting its shit together, tomorrow will probably be green

Tomorrow will be green because we've had bounces after after major downturn, not because anything is under control. After that bounce we'll be back to everything shitting itself until we're over the peak of new cases (so probably a month or two at the absolute least)

[Anonymous No.17918933]

>>17918885
Your casino game broke just accept it. Every loan is going to default, every unpaid home is going to be foreclosed, every non-essential "service" bullshit company will go bankrupt. Accept it.

[Anonymous No.17918936]

>>17918885
>the market can't possibly
the market does not obey the laws of man

[Anonymous No.17918945]

>>17918615
Good picks. My CAT, FDX and VZ have held the line through the various drps, but fuck me I'm really bagholding on bank stocks this week.

[Anonymous No.17918949]

>>17918847
Tired of this fucking NPC tier red team blue team bullshit. I have long positions and puts. Go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.17918951]

>>17918903
No this was the fastest bear market historically

[Anonymous No.17918978]

Is it worth playing a stock market simulation?
I think the whole emotional part is missing so it might be not even close to reality

[Anonymous No.17918991]

>>17918928
Nah, since the Feds decided to pump today from -11% to -6.5% tomorrow will open way down again

[Anonymous No.17919030]

>>17918978
Why do retards have trouble staying emotionless? Set up a plan beforehand and stick to it

[Anonymous No.17919041]

>>17918951

[Anonymous No.17919054]

>>17918903
>The market has dropped further faster before

>further
Yes

>faster
No

[Anonymous No.17919066]

>>17919030
my plan is buy a put and hope to make a quick hundred bucks before losing 350 bucks

[Anonymous No.17919067]

>>17918885
2008 was a chance to get rid of the rotting parts but instead the U.S. gov saved them. Now we are heading back to square one and will finally suffer the consequences because some chink sources his bat locally.

[Anonymous No.17919073]

>>17918885
We're going at least 50% down from the top.

[Anonymous No.17919076]

Brehs what's the consensus on the stimulus bill? Are we gonna pamp or dhamp?

[Anonymous No.17919080]

>NYSE to temporarily close trading floor, move to electronic trading because of coronavirus

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/18/nyse-to-temporarily-close-trading-floor-move-to-electronic-trading-because-of-coronavirus.html

[Anonymous No.17919109]

>>17919076
Weak pump followed by violent dump

[Anonymous No.17919110]

>>17919099
>>17919099
>>17919099
>>17919099
>>17919099

new bread

[Anonymous No.17919119]

>>17919080
Yeah I figured they'd shut down the tourist attraction eventually.

[Anonymous No.17919131]

>>17918508
He actually reads them so he is busy

[Anonymous No.17919171]

>>17918758
Can't believe how lucky we've been desu.
We millennials have had it a bit too easy, maybe. It naturally engenders jealousy.

[Anonymous No.17919172]

>>17919041
not peak to trough

[Anonymous No.17919173]

>>17918945

I will probably jump into all of these positions soon minus banking.

My worst hit has been Sysco. They are down over 50% and I didn't knifecatch properly so I'm down 20%. (didn't put that much money into them anyways).

I figured all the military and prison/hospital facilities will still need food, but I underestimated how much restaurants closing has spooked people I guess. Coke also shitting the bed.

I will never buy a fucking index again

[Anonymous No.17919239]

[Anonymous No.17919241]

>>17919172
See now you moved the goalposts.

[Anonymous No.17919313]

>>17919241
no sir I did not, google it

[Anonymous No.17919426]

>>17917374

I feel you man, similar situation though I bought a lot of crypto when I got money. Now I'm looking to enter some nice dividend stocks. Assuming the markets don't evaporate completely.

[Anonymous No.17919587]

>>17918612
are SQQQs safer then puts? isn't the profit with them much smaller?

[Anonymous No.17919682]

>>17919587
the safest short is shorting futures. that way you dont get gapped on.

[Anonymous No.17919690]

>>17917048
Wrong boomer.

https://youtu.be/V9XeyBd_IuA

The natural eb and flow of our world has been interrupted and must be put back in order. What we are seeing very well could be the end of Capitalism.

[Anonymous No.17920288]

>>17916895
Best version of corona-chan desu

[Anonymous No.17920309]

>>17917229
Just be careful, it will be better to be late than to be early, especially if we and the rest of the world is battling unemployment. In the long run it won't matter. They're going to instill UBI, and with everything they've done lately it's usery for all in the future, and inflation. They'll do a one-world government and socialism-via-corporations. Hope you guys will enjoy wearing diapers while working for Amazon!

[Anonymous No.17920327]

>>17917000
>tfw the whiteman goes back to living in huts and worshipping trees like Woden intended