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GOLDEN BULL FOREVER LONG TQQQ WE'RE NEVER DROPPING

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
http://www.degiro.eu

Instant news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

previous bread: >>10866292

>> No.10868459

god bless you comfy

>> No.10868461

First for a good ER from LCI.

>> No.10868462
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Hopefully you bought todays dip on the SPY

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>>10868387
Not too bad, probably be better if I didn't have class all day

But not bad for not making a single trade today

>> No.10868467
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10868467

THE TRUTH ABOUT THE LCI SHILLER

>> No.10868471

If digits the Kneepads has to post noods

>> No.10868476
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SELL AMD

>> No.10868488
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>>10868476
NO!

>> No.10868489

LCI's ER is going to be entirely about guidance, which is going to be bad. Those $10 puts 2 scoops sold are going to end up costing him about $500 each.

>> No.10868493

>>10868467
I love how big5 has become our official Boogeyman. Can't wait to hear all the "who's big5gay?" posts next brainlet season.

>> No.10868496

>>10868435
>GOLDEN BULL FOREVER LONG TQQQ WE'RE NEVER DROPPING
is this your position rn?
long TQQQ?

>> No.10868512

>>10868488
its a good idea tbqhwu

>> No.10868532

>>10868496
300% TQQQ in margin
Total portfolio is worth 100k

>> No.10868533

>>10868471
seconding

>> No.10868534
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>>10868493
THE MAN
THE LEGEND

>> No.10868536

>>10868489
F

>>10868532
thank the bogs

>> No.10868541
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10868541

>>10868534
THE MARTYR

>> No.10868545

>>10868534
>if you actually did some research you would agree with me
some things never change

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>>10868534
>>10868541
>>10868545

>> No.10868580
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>>10868534
Do not forget is unlucky acolyte 2scoops, may he rest in peace

>> No.10868587

>>10868580
I honestly think 2scoops is going to be the next big5

>> No.10868594
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>>10868580
POOR 2SCOOPS GOT V&

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>>10868533

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can you fucking believe AMD closed above 25 today

can you fucking believe that shit

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>> No.10868627

>>10868612
AMD is a RH/reddit favorite, they always go down with the ship. They never sell.

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>>10868587
>>10868594
Here's a link to Big LCI Guy's stocktwits
He just doesn't give up
https://stocktwits.com/TraderSoup

>> No.10868643

>>10868626
+1% after hours

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>>10868612
nope

cant habeeb it

>> No.10868646

I only have $80 to put in something in Robin hood, is there any hope for a poorfag like me?

>> No.10868651
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10868651

>they think that desperate pump @ eod for "all time high" headlines were bullish

>> No.10868654

>be me
>get scheduled to go into work today
>it's free commission day at tastyworks
>place an order before I go in since it was before market open
>HPE Oct 19, 19 strike
>price went down to my bid but I never got filled
>get home
>bring up HPE
>look at chart

Do I kill myself now, or tomorrow when the market opens?

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>>10868626
met bottom line but missed top line

ABANDON SHIP

>> No.10868677

>>10868651
I sent you a dick pic on discord

>> No.10868684

So for the guy asking in the last thread about the probability of blowing up your account with options assuming three bad options will do it and that 90% of options expire worthless. You have a 73% chance of blowing up in three trades be it your first 3 trades or your 100th plus trade. At least from a pure statistics standpoint. My options luck is currently 60% better than chance alone but not by much.

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>>10868651
You are nothing but a dog

>> No.10868716

>>10868646
NOVT
I've shilled this beauty for almost 6mo's last year but then I stopped coming to this thread. Now I'm back to grace you with more good gains.

>> No.10868729

Should I buy a US total market fund instead of the S&P?

>> No.10868733
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>>10868651
its seriously just MMs pushing shit around AH
same shit that was happening during regular hours

oh and would you look at that
dow getting dumped on AH
theyre lining up the bids, and knockin em down
super easy to tell on the dow for some reason
im gonna trade DIA more often

>>10868677
christ youre thirsty
thirst less and youll get laid more m8

but that aside, im proud of you comfy
you did the right thing by BUYING TQQQ
i was honestly about to back out, even tho i KNEW this one was in the bag

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10868736

>Anon STILL hasn't bought CVM

>> No.10868754

Google just took a direct tweet from Donald Trump. Would this be a good time to exit the market?

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>>10868733
>thinking I actually bought TQQQ
lol

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Quite a boring day, not much movement anywhere. Bitcoin seems to be moving now tho

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>>10868755
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?
OR WHAT?

DELET

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>>10868755
time to noep noepnoepnoepnopeNOPE

>> No.10868798

>>10868760
>Bitcoin seems to be moving now tho
its time to recruit more bagholders

>>10868781
L O L
O
L

>> No.10868800
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10868800

Balls deep in NLST. I want off this wild ride

>> No.10868803

>>10868765
>>10868781
I only hold Finnish stocks
I'm accumulating Nokia right now, then I'll move KNYJY, SEOAY and SAXPY.
Then I'll move on to Norway and Sweden

>> No.10868814

>>10868800
you poor soul, you actually bought more than the requisite meme amount of tree fiddy stocks?
never buy more than 350 of a meme stock

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markets are just stalling because the FED is prepping a super pump before memorial day

>> No.10868827

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.10868836

>>10868827
>THREADLY REMINDER THAT T IS YOUR FREN

>> No.10868843

>>10868827
Your ID is LONG 5GAY
what does this mean

>> No.10868844

>>10868827
Based

>> No.10868855

>>10868803
>I only hold Finnish stocks
>I'm accumulating Nokia right now, then I'll move KNYJY, SEOAY and SAXPY.
>Then I'll move on to Norway and Sweden
oh thank god

but if theres any baltic lurkers/posters ITT:
GTFO
in fact, physically abandon northern europe

>>10868817
>markets are just stalling because the FED is prepping a super pump before memorial day
i got a fun game
lets try and find ANY historical data of this ever happening

>> No.10868857
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>>10868814
I'm up to 7500. But my average is .121 so I'm right on the edge. Its really kinda fun. I have to go to far away to play craps.

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>>10868803
>I only hold Finnish stocks
Nokia is a gud stock. But why would you venture into Sweden. What are you going to buy, swede meat balls?

>> No.10868865

>>10868817
Labor Day goy

>> No.10868878

>>10868857
If you were going to buy you should have bought when it was 0.10-0.11
You have no choice but to HODL and hope for a dollar spike

>> No.10868902

>>10868865
>>10868855
sorry, I meant to say for 9/11 memory day
imagine the patriotism of all time highs
this will manifest

>> No.10868910

I really want to learn what all these numbers mean.

>> No.10868927

>>10868863
Sweden has Volvo, the comfiest auto stock imaginable
>>10868855
If Norway and Finland invade Sweden (it would be good revenge for centuries of Swedish oppression of the Fins) and cast out the refugees, it can be saved.
Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania are based, and Poland will serve as the southern guard post against the horrors of Germany

>> No.10868948

>>10868863
Also ERIC, which is a nice complement to NOK

>> No.10868959

>>10868863
>Nokia
>headquarters in Espoo, Uusimaa
wtf kind of 4th world piss pot is that

>> No.10868973

>>10868927
volvo doesn't make combustion engines any more comfy, i'm not sure you know what you're doing. the future of scandanavia is prophet muhammed following.

>> No.10868995

>>10868927
i mean in swedens case, theyve been getting mideast refugees for decades
the difference was, those guys in the 70s were actually fleeing a civil war in lebanon

the new wave is from north africa and the ivory coast and are fleeing.... uhhhh......?????????

>>10868902
>this will manifest
im astrally projecting at a higher frequency than you senpai
good L

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10869004

when do we buy SPY puts?

>> No.10869021

>>10868973
They still sell cars, have you seen the latest models?
Very nyce, very nyce

>> No.10869024

>>10869004
now. everyone seems to be on the same page that things are good

>> No.10869034

>>10868878
I did but I had bought at .13 before it went that low. Oh well

>> No.10869035
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10869035

BILI was the top gainer for today and the chart shows a bull flag.

>> No.10869048

Can someone telle where I can go to learn about calls/puts? I don't understand it at all and all YouTube vids on it are 20 mins of "but we'll get to that later"

>> No.10869074

>>10869035
Bili is chink shit and only one Anon likes it.
Which is you.

>> No.10869078

>>10869048
lurk more, we'll get into that later. Markets are closed. It's time to do due diligence.

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>>10868995
this is beyond logic, I use superlogic
It does not fail

>>10869004
4-6 years from now give or take

>> No.10869082

oops i toasted in wrong bread >>10869027

>>10869004
what he said >>10869024
you shouldve done it this morning desu
thats when i did it. tho i did IWM and DIA

>>10869048
does no one ever read OPs?
granted ours could use a little house cleaning, but yea, read the fucking OP lad

>>10869035
>chart shows a bull flag.
its chinese tho
this means nothing
also
look at what dollar did all day

>> No.10869088

>>10869048
Buyers have the rights, sellers obligations.
Selling calls, gives the right to someone to buy; you’re obligated.
Selling puts, someone has the right to sell to you; you’re obligated.
Buying is the inverse in both situation. Options trading is fast hot potato against theta.

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I bought high and sold low

>> No.10869116

but we'll get to that later

>> No.10869131

>>10869106
its ok
itll be lower tomorrow
then you buy in the morning and sell the morning after that
ez

>>10868910
>>10869116
read OP senpai

as good a starting point as any i guess

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>>10869131
>itll be lower tomorrow

it rebounded and i didnt buy the dip

>> No.10869199

>>10869176
and im telling you itll do the same exact shit tomorrow
what are you not getting about this?

>> No.10869210

When to re-enter cbc?

>> No.10869219

>>10869210
Cgc

>> No.10869223
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10869223

Interesting day in the dude weed sector today. Pullback as expected but surprisingly strong support. Bleed should continue this week but I'm starting to get a feel that bull run ain't over yet. This autumn could be more crazy if the rest of the markets continue being bullish.

Today's trades went great:
>iAnthus (IAN): closed 0.6% in the green. I made about 3% gain at close from my entry.
>Green Thumb Industries (GTII): closed +9%. Gained the whole 9% of that from entry.
>>Tetra BioPharma (TBP). Barely dropped at all at -2.8%. My low ball buy order didn't fill. Maybe tomorrow.

Both IAN and GTII have earnings coming out this afternoon. Looks like market thinks GTII earnings will be killer and I consider IAN closing green on a red day for the dude weed also a good sign earnings should be decent for them too. Will be selling the news tomorrow unless earnings are so crazy good these two detach from the overall sector trend.


Excited for these earnings. Musics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB4oFu4BtQ8

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>>10869223
Dorthy is my waifu.

>> No.10869243

>>10869199
i hope so

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>>10869237
I hope the /v/enezuelan dev anons get freed from the grip of their government. They never did make it to Columbia. They're still stuck over there.

>> No.10869285
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SJM Impenetrable support at 104

>> No.10869289

Made decent gains on KOOL today. No idea what they do.

>> No.10869329

>>10868803
You missed the SEOAY dip, it's moon time now

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>>10869266
He's still ok right? working on some new game or some shit I gotta check in on
Kiririn's blog is fuckin' good shit. Pretty ballsy move to post links to porn being made of your game, won me over instantly

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>>10869347
They posted on /v/ during development, of course they're ballsy

>> No.10869371

>>10869243
honestly tho, if youre already sitting cash, you might as well stay that way
markets certainly wont make a huge upside move on a holiday like this
at best itll be flat

>>10869266
>/v/enezuelan dev anons
>They never did make it to Columbia. They're still stuck over there.
i dont mean to sound like a bummer, and i dont know exactly what youre talking about, but that doesnt sound like a good sign desu

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>>10869347
Just look at this.

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>>10869371
va11-hall-a devs are being held back in their country as being one of the few that actually made money, so they're a government asset
I hope they're living ok

>> No.10869417

Up 12% on LCI, i'm just going to buy all the stocks big5 shills after they inevitably fail.

>> No.10869435

>>10869400
I hope that they are ok, I also hope they make more great games. I wasnt expecting much but that was a blast to play.

>> No.10869439

>>10869400
>I hope they're living ok
i hope so too
but i can be almost certain they arent doing too hot
hope theyre at least alive tho

>> No.10869455

>>10869417
make sure to fucking take it off the table lad
that shit is going down like a clown tomorrow
dead cat bounce if there ever was

>> No.10869467

>>10869417

short them too while they fail for additional gains

>> No.10869469

>>10869455
Actually just sold it, I forgot we get free afterhours trading on RH now.
>>10869467
The boomer in me won't allow me to fuck with options anymore.

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>>10869435
>>10869439
they posted 25th august so they're alive for sure they just cannot access 4chan thanks to their jackass retarded government
they're even incorrectly quoting/wrongly implying/not-greentexting on their blog
Short or long venezuela?

>> No.10869557

Is buying stock in things I like and use a good idea?

>> No.10869565

>>10869557
god no that's retarded. speculate on biotech

>> No.10869582

>>10869557

No.

Buy stock in things that normies are going to use in the future.

>> No.10869592

Anybody jump on the RGSE train? I only bought 2 shares but they're up 42%. Go figure. Had I went all in it would have dropped 42%.

>> No.10869593

>>10869557
That's what I did with AMD. I like them so much that I SELL.

>> No.10869599

Are index funds worth investing?

>> No.10869616

>>10869599
Only TQQQ is worth investing in
>>10869593
AMD down an entire 1% today, it really is the end of the rally

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Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

How do I make money on the stock market?

>> No.10869641

>>10869389

Accurate.

>> No.10869656

>>10869636
You buy on dips and sell high. Try and keep track of the news a lot. It also helps if you worship Satan.

>> No.10869665

How come after hour and pre-market can differ that much?

>> No.10869670

>>10869616
Comfy you idiot, I just bought in. This is as close as a dip as it will come for AMD, they are just like NVDA but slower--just you watch, comfy boy.

>> No.10869681

>>10869582
this. in all honesty i didn't know anything about investing and just started dumping all my money into medical devices about 2 years ago because i heard that the population is skewing older and it's only going to get worse in the next 20 years. it has paid off much more than the market thus far and there is nothing special about me, other than the fact that i actually did it and committed to a strategy

>> No.10869687

>>10869665
Because people who matter get to make more money than you and me.

>> No.10869688

>>10869665

Because of lot of it is bullshit games being played and not strongly correlated with actual market performance during trading hours. Level 2 DURING trading hours is much the same.

>> No.10869699

>>10869636
you dont

>> No.10869716

>>10869616
>AMD down an entire 1% today, it really is the end of the rally
Time for sideways trend, great time to buy/sell 3 to 5 times a day

>> No.10869724

>>10869670
>buying high
I know I am foolish, but Anon plz y u do this
I fear for your money

>> No.10869736

>>10869636
my least favorite pasta

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10869745

>>10869636
>family had an intervention
>realize that I'm alienating everybody I talk to because I keep shilling them defense micro-caps
>realize I haven't bought anything that hedges risk; actually don't have any idea how to risk manage or what diversification is
>haven't had sex
>haven't made a profit
>never knew that graphs came with indicators that indicate periods where stocks may be over bought or sold; that would have been really useful

I've been making money after a long period of not making money. My actual skill level at trading stocks have been getting more honed because I put more 'skin in the game' (that's exposure; look up what that means on your own lol). It's taken a lot of loss to get to this point but I've finally 'gotten' it, you know? Actually I take it all back, I lose a lotta money cause I invest in memes lol. I really know how to trade stocks. I just invest poorly on purpose. All the losses that I've taken are cause I really don't care too much about losing money, I can just make it all back. I just need to consistantly make 100% every week and lifes perfect.

How do I talk to girls?

>> No.10869748

>>10869656
I worship the Moon, does that help?

>> No.10869756
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10869756

>>10869724
price target for AMD bubble is 40 or so

>> No.10869755

>>10869745

just b urself :)

>> No.10869760

>>10869745
>How do I talk to girls?

Git gud. Git rich. Ain't no problem after that.

>> No.10869763

>>10869760
it's a pasta newfag

>> No.10869775
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10869775

>>10869745
>I really know how to trade stocks. I just invest poorly on purpose.

>> No.10869777
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10869777

>>10869755
>>10869760

>family had an intervention
>realize that im too much of a loner and it's scaring people
>realize I haven't talked to another human being except at work in over 6 years
>haven't had sex in 8 years
>Haven't hung out with people in 7
>never talked to another human being until I was 16 except school

I've created an entire world in my head. My actual skill level is low but I've created an entire world that I'm trying to get others to visit one day. Actually I take it back it's my world lol humans are shit and all need to get maimed tortured and killed lol. This is my paradise. This is the world I created. Nothing in front of me is real I create reality. I just need to break one habit and enter freedom than lifes perfect.

How do I make money?

>> No.10869784

>>10869724
If you were to go in right now and assuming futures is oscillating flat,
Buy at 24.99
Sell at 25.50 and up
Wait for downhill ski slope
buy the dip for the next ticket up
rinse and repeat, keep an eye at the hi/lo gaps, 50 cents between buy and sell is a safety net

>> No.10869795

>>10869777
I know this is a pasta but the "not hanging out with people" isn't as bad as it sounds. The more friends you have, the more favors you get asked to do, before you know it you realize you would rather just stay home and play vidya every day after work than go socialize at a bar or shit like that.

>> No.10869810

>>10869756
wat do if it breaks past 47 dollars
AMD is following its history but with Lisa Su at the helm it may just break the AMD curse

>> No.10869817

>>10869810
sell when it starts violently oscillating for about 2 months

>> No.10869848

>>10869817

That's good advice. There are many names for that sort of price movement but I like to call it the jitters. Jitters on a low when the RSI is oversold is a buy signal for me. Jitters on a high is get out right away right now no fooling.

>> No.10869889

>>10869795
>you realize you would rather just stay home and play vidya every day after work than go socialize at a bar or shit like that.
i dont even drink, so i definitely feel this
bars fucking suck, as well as being the most fiscally inefficient way of getting drunk

>> No.10869893

>>10869784
>>10869810
>>10869817
>>10869848
AMD is going to JUST you in the next two weeks.
Screencapped and prepared for maymays

>> No.10869927
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10869927

>>10869817
>>10869848
>jitter
>that wild shaking gyration
financial earthquake.jpeg
>>10869889
why do normalfags go to bars its so fucking boring I could be trolling the chinese at home instead of doing that shit
>>10869893
what do you not get about SELL AMD goy

>> No.10869931

>>10869893
not long but sure thing comfy

>> No.10869940

>>10869927
>I could be trolling the chinese at home instead of doing that shit
we should ALL be doing that desu
fucking chinks are unironically ALWAYS inversing our shit

>> No.10869980

>futures

if this shit keeps happening i'm going to have an orgasm. has the low vol steady grind higher actually started?

>> No.10869995
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10869995

>get call
>o.o
>look at account
>now have 100k for trade with
H-how am me supposed for control self

>> No.10870000

>>10869893
>>10869893
Comfy you have no balls. I'm going to laugh so hard if this baby just keeps on humping it's way up past $40.

>> No.10870008

>>10869995
One trade. Use all 100k and short SPY. You would be king bear if it worked out.

>> No.10870009

>>10869980
Should get some pullback soon, up into year end imo

>> No.10870014

>>10869995
You're gonna be in trouble when you incur proportional losses!

>> No.10870021

>>10869777
How old are you dickhead?

>> No.10870028

hey what are some biz/finance/stock sites to read when this place is slow?

>> No.10870039

>>10870028
Why don't you just jerk off instead?

>> No.10870053

>>10870000
Cope harder AMD redditor
>>10869995
Have you heard of TQQQ?

>> No.10870055

>>10869995
Easy you just keep doing what you've been doing. Don't let the amount psych you out.

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10870060

>>10869995
FUCKING MAKE SENSIBLE TRADES FAGIT
>>10870000
checked and kekked

>> No.10870062
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10870062

>>10869995
>lose 10k
>someone throws another 100k at you

>> No.10870067

>>10869995
getting real tired of this larper

>> No.10870077

>>10870028
you should be digging in on meme companies and laughing at the embarrassing results and rumors you find, like LCI being hit with a lawsuit

>> No.10870083

>>10870062
This is what she gets for supporting HRC in the election

>> No.10870087

>>10869848
I believe the technical term is distribution for overbought, and accumulation for oversold. One of the only truely accurate trade signals.

>> No.10870110
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10870110

>>10870087

Jitters is funnier.

>> No.10870113
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10870113

>>10870062
this tbqh famalam

the more RKG tells us, the worse "she" gets

>> No.10870203

>>10870062
this honestly sounds like one of those things where they just give you "infinite money" at a scam propshop, and then when you fuck up they come for your fucking head (plus interest)

>> No.10870232

(offtopic)
I live in a place where shipping is expensive, this is probably because this is a relatively desert state.

Is there a way I can exploit this fact to make some money?

>> No.10870306

>>10870203
>thinking it got anything from anywhere

at least we know there's a reason why people in this general don't make money.

>> No.10870320

>>10870203
and if that ISNT the case, then we know, somewhere out there, theres a propshop thats so incompetent that its lending $100k out to a person that was ENTIRELY unaware that the ETF SPY was NOT the actual S&P until today. and also someone who thought SPYV was some sort of "bargain bin" (lower price; same great taste) version of SPY, and not a managed ETF that holds value stocks in the S&P

>>10870306
christ lad you didnt let me get to the follow up
its a 1-2 sorta joke

>> No.10870373

>>10870087
>I believe the technical term is distribution for overbought, and accumulation for oversold
been trying, w some small success, to combine my two favorite indicators (OBV and accum/distrib) into one uber powerful indicator line

>> No.10870380
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10870380

>>10870203
This am probably it desu ;_;
Am just waiting for the bait and switch

>>10870062
Me didn't even lose $300 what the heckies >_>

>>10870067
>thinking me am larping
-_-;

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10870436

>>10870380
Jokes on them, you're probably going to die before they could collect their money from you anyway.

>> No.10870475

>>10870436
the bogs and the gods are working together on a little practical joke of sorts

>> No.10870514

Green Thumb Industries, going to raise due to quarterly report and legalization or just going through fomo?

>> No.10870536

How much do you guys afford to lose per day?

At first I thought losing $500 was a big deal.
But once I increased my profit and began to trade $2000 on one position per day, I realized that it's really nothing, as it's something I can get back in literally one hour...

Is this when trading becomes dangerous?
I've totally forgotten to set a limit to my trades and ended up losing big today, but I don't even care anymore...

>> No.10870556

>>10870536
Assuming $2000 days isn't you risking your entire portfolio on earnings gambles, then you probably have enough money where you don't even need to be day trading.

>> No.10870590
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10870590

Perfect Inverse head and shoulders just showed up on HEAR, sold everything. Price target $20?

>> No.10870597

>>10870556
THe thing is I don't, I'm trading with no more than $4000 right now.
But I've never been liquidated or got down to 0.

I simply feel like I can make it back following my strategy.
Actually, every loss I got so far is because I didn't stick to my strategy and let myself open to emotional stress.

>> No.10870626

>>10870590
price target: less than 10$ in 6 months

>> No.10870652

>>10870590
>tumblr.jpg

You have to go back

>> No.10870658

>>10870536
It's literally gambling at that point, but also the only way to get rich fast, gotta spend money to get money

>> No.10870670

>>10870652
nigger, i got it off google images and didn't bother to change the filename

>> No.10870678
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10870678

so im trying to make an indicator right now in pine editor, but i cant for the life of me get this color change segment to work
the idea is that one line "opb" passes over "cl" and the color changes from red to green (rather, lime) and output it as a ternary operator that i can just plug into the "color" segments of my plots

tried
> up = crossover(cl, opb)
> cond = (up : lime ? red)
thus making "cond" i can plug in for matching color changes
and also tried
> up = cl >= opb
and
> var = (opb - cl)
> up = var < 0

every single fucking time it returns me THIS shit error
>failed, reason: Script could not be translated from: : lime ? red)|E|
|B|

anyone catch wtf could be going wrong?
ive literally never had this problem before, ever and have gotten color change conditions to work just fine
this ones just making trouble for me for no reason

>> No.10870681

>>10870626
Is there anything to back that up or just "I'm a bear lmao". They still have a cash flow target of $40

>> No.10870683

>>10870670
>He doesn't use Ask Jeeves

>> No.10870685

>>10870514

It's because of the earnings report. Market anticipated earnings would be good (for a weed company) and I've just had a skim of said ER now, it met and exceeded expectations. Will pump nicely tomorrow.

https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20180828005749/en/

>> No.10870693

>>10870670
this >>10870683
baka senpai

>> No.10870701

>>10869592
RGSE was formerly RSOL
And everyone knew what that SOL stood for
shit outta luck

>> No.10870721

>>10870685

I also made an entry on iAnthus this morning anticipating decent earnings. They took a loss but also expanded assets by 300%. Not terrible for a dude weed startup in current questionable US legal climate. Won't dump. May not pump tomorrow either. I dunno we'll see. Probably flat. Green Thumb was the big winner for earnings and that'll get the lion's share of buy volume tomorrow.

>> No.10870725

>>10870681
last time they were above 25% it was a bubble.

>> No.10870740

>>10870725
dollars*

>> No.10870752

>>10870678
try adding v3 to top of script?

>>10870670
you should have had the foresight for save image on 4chan you never gonna make it

>> No.10870779

>>10870725
Last time it was over $25 it got up to $80 too. Just because value goes up doesn't mean it's a bubble

>> No.10870781

100% cash on weed stocks now. This is going to be an exciting two weeks. fuck I wish I hadn't baghold like a retard in January, otherwise I'd be making more than a measly $100 profit (after being like $4000 in the red).

>> No.10870792

>>10870779
When value explosively rises, distributes, and then collapses almost as quickly, it's a bubble. HEAR isn't in a bubble right now but the daily support is around 10$.

>> No.10870804

>>10870792
inb4 sudden drop to 10 dollars tomorrow
where's short strangle when you need him

>> No.10870898
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10870898

What the fuck, WEED stock is back to green afterhours

this is so illogical, who the hell is even telling their grandmas to buy weed stocks at this point

>> No.10870941

>>10870752
huh yeah that helped some
mustve just deleted it all when i went to write it

getting a different error now, but ill just troubleshoot it on my own desu
thanks tho

>> No.10870942

>>10870898
Why did I panic sell, I don't think I have the stomach for this shit

>> No.10870945

>>10870898
>this is so illogical, who the hell is even telling their grandmas to buy weed stocks at this point
The weed sector is going to be dangerously overvalued until the Q1 2019 ERs.

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10870981

>>10870941
nice dunno why they dont auto v3 by now

>> No.10871008

>>10870898
I recognize this pattern on weed stocks is going to crash and is no longer safe to buy now.

>> No.10871034

>>10871008
>I recognize this pattern on weed stocks is going to crash and is no longer safe to buy now.
How far down do you think they'll go? The low is $25 for $MJ.

>> No.10871066

>>10870945
naw that doesnt make any sense
the really shit part hasnt even hit them, and now that its legalized and they arent just some "idea company", theyre gonna have to start capitalizing (which is the hard part). theyre all already in HUGE debt to varying degrees, and eventually that will have to be payed back. im certain a fair share of these companies are going to fail to capitalize immediately and will thus falter or collapse entirely (can you say CRON?)

>>10870981
they do, but i deleted everything and started from scratch so it wasnt there
they DONT have it as default tho
it starts out w "//" canceling it out, but once i reverse engineer all my troubleshooting changes i made to try and get it to work, it should be a-ok
thanks notrkg

>>10871008
looks kinda like a PM propjob followed by soulcrushing dump on open to me
ive seen that episode elsewhere as well desu

the clever fuckers will do it a couple times to allow you to think youre so smaht 4 figurin it out, and then just dump you and leave you there in the ditch

>> No.10871086

>>10871008
i'm waiting for mid september to buy back into weed stocks, depending on how it goes. This FOMO bullrun should have never lasted this long

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10871106

>>10869995

>> No.10871123

>>10871106
its obvious lies are obvious imo senpai
remember >>10870320

that happened

>> No.10871130

>>10871106
I don't know the name of your avatar desu

>> No.10871153 [DELETED] 

>>10871008
>$MJ

no sure about that pattern but if you are on $CRON, $TILRAY, OR $CGC they will crash after the second or third resistance.

>> No.10871158

>>10871130
you mean the picture?
or what to call him?

ratsu is what everyone else says
but i think nikkei is a better name for a gril desu senpai

>> No.10871179

>>10871034
>$MJ

no sure about that pattern but if you are on $CRON, $TILRAY, OR $CGC they will crash after the second or third resistance.

>> No.10871181
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10871181

>>10871123
popuko

>>10871158
Did you know that its pronounced Knee-Kay

>> No.10871193

>>10871179
Where did you draw the resistance?

I think they will go down after October max, CRON 10Q is really poor, I don't even know how they came to skyrocket like that.

>> No.10871199

>>10871181
>implying i dont know japanese phonetics
smdh fampai

>> No.10871215

>>10871181
Popuko and ratsu posters are different people, right?

>> No.10871238

>>10871215
why not?
lets get that going
add to the mystique

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10871241

>>10870804
actually I lied it's currently resting on the daily resistance

it will dump to 10-15 some time by december if it breaks the support

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10871255

>>10871181
OMG !
WE AM SISTERS !!!

>> No.10871271

>>10871193
October is where I'm dropping CGC and ACB, may keep GTII for a while though.

>> No.10871277

>>10871238
SAME POSTER CONFIRMED

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10871287

>>10871215

>> No.10871298

>>10871271
It's bullshit though, that some stocks are allowed to go up like that even with shitty earnings.

>> No.10871314
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>>10871298
earnings are completely random and stock price rarely has any correlation with the company's fundamentals

see TSLA

>> No.10871328

>>10871314
wew what a gay pic

>> No.10871330

>>10869670
fucking tard you dont even know the product
im buying in around 20
coming waaay down tomorrow

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10871331

>>10871255
why did they build us so different

>> No.10871346

>>10871314
>earnings are completely random and stock price rarely has any correlation with the company's fundamentals
So what do ou use to trade?
Mere TA?

>> No.10871350
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10871350

Futures gap filled
>they did buy the dip today

>> No.10871365

>>10871277
ya know, its ultimately not that surprising that you have difficulty catching onto difficult things like trading

>>10871287
lel
didnt mean to accidentally your whole ego desu
plsforgib

>> No.10871372
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10871372

>>10871193
this weed stock had three. one more or two is good enough to knock it down.

>> No.10871384

>>10871314
this is more retarded than listening to cheddar o fuck

why are you trading then? go start a company make random income

>> No.10871400

>>10871365
Fuck off cunt, you never know on these Mongolian image boards. It's like big5guy and 2scoops being sock puppets of RKG

>> No.10871409

>tfw in bond accumulation mode
>tfw watching all my /biz/ frens having fun losing and making money on their zany stock plays

what's a safe and high-yield way of killing myself?

>> No.10871414

what if i just put money into Intel instead of weed stocks

>> No.10871417

Can I get the google drive link with the books from the pastebin?

>> No.10871438

>>10871417
Read the good investor and reminescene of a stock operator.
Here, you are all set.

>> No.10871485

>>10871384
He's mostly right though. As someone who has made a ton of money off of earnings gambles in the past, things just seem different now. Guidance is absolutely everything. EPS and revenue mean very little anymore.

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10871496

>>10871350
they sold it immediately too lol
all day w this shit
even in regular hours
>MM sets up the bid
>dump into bid as much as possible w out changing price too much.

there was no one even trading, so they couldnt even/didnt bother to hide it
in AH they did it straight until 8PM
watch DIA market flow tomorrow w me
youll see what i mean

>>10871400
theres fucking ids comf
and fuck, how could you not recognize nikkei?
>It's like big5guy and 2scoops being sock puppets of RKG
as far as i can tell its only scoops
tho ive seen that one ancientfag do it too once or twice
idk m8, i think you just gotta lrn2imgboard

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>>10868594
Haven't seen 2scoops in a while. Probably had to take a break from stocks after what I'm guessing was a substantial JUSTing from LCI. I would.

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>>10871331
because then there will be none o.o

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>>10871496
I feel a bullish bias coming on
the complete manipulation of the vix and index makes me feel they discovered a new magic trick to pump the markets while spending less

>> No.10871577

>not believing everyone ITT isn't the same person

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10871598

>>10871557
this
me havent watch markets for that long but the pure "opposite mode" of everything over 280 has me think there some big super pump coming

SOMEONE gobbling up every single big ask with out hesitation and they not even trying for hide it

>> No.10871607

>>10870898

It's because support was solid during the drop today. People speculating the sell pressure will not be sufficient to override the buys flooding in. For me, it's iffy and I won't touch it yet. Buying now isn't a FOMO buy necessarily but it could be a knife catch. Depends on your trading strategy.

The truth of the matter is weed sector has been, is, and may continue to be highly irrational with its price movements in both directions. People were selling like the whole thing was going to go bankrupt this spring. Now it's straight to interstellar space and we don't care about overbought conditions type deal. Just keep in mind weed sector (including Canopy) can dump 25%+ in a single day whenever the fuck it feels like for similar lack of reason. Be careful always.

>> No.10871618

>>10871066
>looks kinda like a PM propjob followed by soulcrushing dump on open to me
>ive seen that episode elsewhere as well desu

This is also a strong possibility and has happened several times before in the sector.

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>>10871618
Now seems like the time reddit would buy

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10871655

>>10871637
>reddit

Oh man. Don't get me start. /weedstocks is a tutorial in forum form for how to be dumb, hodl losers, ride winners straight over the top and keep hodling all the way to the bottom because Buffet quotes or something.

>> No.10871658

>>10871637
so many new bagholders created this week in all the weed stocks. CGC is only one that remotely makes since because at least STZ has a warrant for several million shares at 46. The rest have run up on absolutely nothing

>> No.10871675

>>10871658
>>10871655
I can't right now, but check robintrack to see the exact amount of bagholders created this week
I assume it will be monumental

>> No.10871681

>>10871506
hes here senpai
he has no choice
i talked to him when i woke up at 3:30am today
ive been here most of the day like a complete fucking autist on LSD. nothin gets by me. i think he got bitched out at work for lurking too hard during the day desu

>>10871557
oh it definitely will.
but it looks like theyre gonna lock in some profits, have retail slowly self-immolate for the rest of the week, do some blow over the long weekend, and then come back and pick up the pieces

didnt you feel it today?
it was like there was no trend. we were all saying and seeing different things, and no one got burned too bad (or even at all? no serious AAAAAA posting to speak of), and the indexes closed flat and green.

the only major moves were from bearish bart formations downward in oil by the oil algos. other than that, no trend, no momentum, nothing.
why?
because there wasnt a trend
no one big was pumping, everyone just staring at the sun, blinking, wondering why it wasnt getting any worse. meanwhile all the pics i was posting from my lv1 showed 90% of the movement was just MMs passing stuff around and lining up bid w whoever they could find, then bopping em on the head so that they could get out w out moving price. it was like watching an OTC stock, but it was the fucking dow.

maybe theyll just do it all week, but i think retail will self-immolate before then desu

>>10871618
thats what i would do if it were my job.
especially if all the other fishies were fuckin stoners. fuck em, most stoners would never catch on. a few would think theyre clever to flip on bells, then you could corner and mug em w brute force. you know these tards dont even have stop losses. you can break their soul so quickly w just a flick of the wrist (in hedgie volume at least) on some of these memes

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>>10871675
lol

>> No.10871732

>>10871705
christ

>> No.10871748

>>10871705
Kek, check AMD, it's even worse

>> No.10871763

>>10871705
thats 40k people, just today, that are gonna wake up w approximately half their money missing at some point this week (and lets not forget peoples position sizes arent even taken into account).

40k units of YOLO/day (density not calculated as its a measurement of volume)

i swear to god, if i had a hedge, a team of a few semi-talented fuckers, and a ten-strip, i could make half that volume attempt to kill themselves. you couldnt capture all of it, but youd basically be mugging reddit for a decent chunk of their life savings. since theyre all spoiled twats, this could add up

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>>10871748
wow

>> No.10871784

>>10871681
>thats what i would do if it were my job.

I suspect that Buffet quotes and hodl memes, "stop loss is for suckers", "I'm holding until 2025", and so forth are partly perpetuated on reddit and other trading sites by professional traders intentionally. If you can convince a big chunk of retail investors that holding on for dear life straight over the top is a good idea, that makes things a lot more liquid at the top when you want to sell your own large positions.

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>>10871766
>>10871705
W-what if Robinhood starting for lead market somehow ?_?
Like there some agencies out there saying like "we need these millennials for keep their money we cant fk them over like last gen"

>> No.10871818

>>10871705
>>10871766
It's still close to the ATH

they'll just take a what 10% loss once it dips below their stop limits?

>> No.10871822

>>10871784

I also enjoy the meme that long holding makes you some kind of virtuous investor fighting against all those big bad evil shorts and day traders. Convincing retail that trading poorly makes you a paragon of all that is good and pure, fighting the power, is a pretty great scam.

>> No.10871837

>>10871766
hmmmm
AMDs got a lot more in it though, and the speed at which it moved up has more people scared than usual.

on a quiet day like today was, i wonder how far you could push down AMD for the shit of it? maybe $17? that wouldnt break everything.
then you pull this little ditty >>10870898
get everyone to FOMO back in and do it again.

rinse, repeat
this shit is easy. on a stock not that big, you could do this with a small amount relatively speaking.

>>10871784
buffett memes DO work, and are safest known, but simply through brute-forcing through the sad parts. everyone thinks its the easiest but it must be hard to wait and watch for 2 and a half years and then put money back in at some point to compound.

its just not something that i think a lot of people will be able to understand the gravity of, till its lookin em square in the eye

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>>10871818
>stop limits

Ah. You see, the virtuous hodler does not use them. WHAT EVER WILL I DO IF THE PRICE DIPS AND BOUNCES??

kek.

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Average share price of $4.48, limit order set to sell everything at $10.00 per share. Will update when I get liquidated or it hits $10.

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>>10871681
maybe they shaking out the optionfags

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>>10871810
>>10871763
Robintrack is an amazing tool, that's why I sperged out so hard when it went down for the day. The devs are autistic AF and their twitters are cringe, but they made a great product.

Pic related is the biggest % fomo chart this month. Guess what it is? WEED LMAO

>> No.10871855

>>10871837
>buffett memes DO work

The Buffet strategy does work if you know what the fuck you're doing. Vast majority of Buffet devotees miss critical parts of how to make that strat work.

>> No.10871901

>>10871822
>Convincing retail that trading poorly makes you a paragon of all that is good and pure, fighting the power, is a pretty great scam.
the kicker is learning to buy and hold and hedge.
that stuffs not the easiest to maintain ratios and stuff all the time desu but super great for compounding gains quicker and still playing it safe

but thats why i always taunt that longterm investors are gamblers too. i know 90% of them havent done their homework and are LARPing

>>10871849
>Pic related is the biggest % fomo chart this month
check your math senpai
that ones not even comparable to the last two you showed me from the last few days

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what does this chart mean beyond people buying a dip? I did some reading and intel seems undervalued.

i always have this suspicion that Intel has a bunch of advanced shit they're holding vack with just so AMD doesn't go bankrupt and get intel in trouble with anti-trust laws or something

>> No.10871930

>>10871905
intel has fucked up the last 2 or 3 fabs of their latest shit. money down the toilet

>> No.10871931

>>10871901
I'm right on a technicality, it was an IPO so it went from 0 to 18,000 in less than a month. :^)
All because WEED LMAO

>> No.10871935

>>10871905
>what does this chart mean beyond people buying a dip?
yup
but careful as RH isnt one to follow
>I did some reading and intel seems undervalued.
no one knows what its valued at anymore desu
lotta things moving around for em

>> No.10871941

>>10871705
guaranteed 50% drop from here when this amount of retarded noobs are involved its like blood in the water

>> No.10871953

>>10871931
>I'm right on a technicality, it was an IPO so it went from 0 to 18,000 in less than a month. :^)
>0 to 18,000
why are you tracking the %change in RH users and not the price? why would you ned the %change in RH users at all? doesnt seem like particularly valuable data

>> No.10871982

>>10871941
i read the s1 after they IPOed and had to do a double take when i saw they only did 8 mil rev in Q1. I thought it was overvalued in the 20s....and here it is in the 50s. It's a really scary valuation at 58 where it closed AH today

>> No.10871990

>>10871953
It's all about the RH users my man, the secrets of the universe lay in the minds of 24 year old boomers
(and it's up over 100% price wise, which is also helpful data)

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>>10871215
you realize that there are many popuko posters right?

t. occasional popuko poster

>> No.10872001
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http://www.jmsmucker.com/smuckers-corporate/jm-smucker-brands

Those POWERFUL brands

>> No.10872051

>>10871953
a large number of robinhood users buying is a sell signal

>> No.10872052

>>10871998
do you think we cant tell the difference?
or maybe its just me, idk

figured since theres ids, most people werent faceblind, but comf proved that dead wrong

>> No.10872073

>>10872051
yea but you dont need the percent change for that.
you need the volume
maybe if you did the first derivative of RHer flow (acceleration of retards into/out of a stock), you could use it in order to deal w scaling issues.

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>>10872052
;)

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lmao heinz making me feel like shit

>> No.10872117

>>10872052
>>10872082
>thinking ids matter
>thinking popuko posters don't rapidly change IPs to stay one step ahead
>thinking these posters aren't literally the bogs

not going to make it desu, sad

>> No.10872118

>>10872086
Ew who the fuck would want to work in Chicago? You will get raped, mugged and killed by a pack of wild niggers the moment you step foot out of your cushy office building

>> No.10872161

>>10872082
What do you want to watch on Saturday?
Plox not barbie

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>>10872118

>> No.10872181
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>>10872161
I'm hosting because you are a streamfag nigger.

I will post details on friday. You will know who I am.

>> No.10872190

>>10872181
if I don't get any reasonable suggestions we're watching stalingrad (1993)

>> No.10872195

>>10872181
are we watching Barbie?

>> No.10872198

>>10872181
We're watching Face Off

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>>10872161
well i missed my reccomendation of trading places, so idk

thank you for smoking?

the big short is supposed to be good if it needs to be more trading themed

The Big Lebowski is an amazing movie in general too, if its anything goes

>> No.10872207

>>10872161
the milton friedmen marathon
his talks are entertaining and thought provoking to all experience levels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THAaIZmxfNA

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What went wrong with Etsy?

>> No.10872213

>>10872181
kek okay that's fine. We're still on mountain time, r-right??

>> No.10872221

>>10872213
sure, midnight EST is probably when I will run it

>> No.10872227

>>10872181
>watching stalingrad
False. I still be holding a competing stream of "the big short" on Saturday
If you do not watch this, my stream will crush your stream

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>>10872227
that's just my backup in case nobody suggests something other than barbie

don't waste your effort to compete with a proper blu ray quality stream with

>> No.10872260

>>10872161
Land before time
Yep yep yep

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>>10872213
>We're still on mountain time,
Trading threads are always in the one true time zone; Eastern Standard Time


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywiOO1CWVWw

>> No.10872269

>>10872252
Fine, my suggestion is The Big Short. I demand this for the honor of >>10872206
(and because that Anon may be the one I accidentally banned last time oops)

>> No.10872293

>>10872269
I don't know many western movies that aren't older war movies. But I've done enough anime in my life time to know how to run a rabbit stream properly.

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>>10872252

I recommend
a silent movie
Colleen Moores Ella Cinders

>> No.10872298

>>10872252
MILTON FRIEDMEN MARATHON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvNzi7tmkx0

>> No.10872304

>>10868646
Buy a share of Ruger

>> No.10872307

>>10872293
>using a rabbit room
Rabbit is only back up, use cy-tube for the best stream because you can greentext and it's way better and you don't have to register

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>>10872269
american psycho is a great trading-related movie too, for future movie night ideas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvBAEp3Znn4

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>>10872213
>still on mountain time
disgusting

>> No.10872356

>>10872298
BORING
>>10872310
This is a good idea, it's been added to queue!
>>10872293
I'd like to watch the big short on cytube desu, i just ran it to check if it will work and it will. You can still stream yours, but I'm planning on putting the usual up at 9:30 MOUNTAIN TIME

>> No.10872383

>>10871384
A company can beat earnings by 10% or 20% and still tank while others fall short by a magnitude of up to 90% and still climb.

See M and TLRY after their earnings announcements.

>> No.10872386
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This pump will Never stop
Bulls in the house

>> No.10872390
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> /smg/'s first day at a real investing firm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cISYzA36-ZY

just imagine RKG as patrick

>> No.10872396

>>10872356
>BORING
seeing as how youre illiterate, youd prolly benefit the most from milt desu

>> No.10872425

>>10872396
It's movie night you dolt, someone else can stream that during the week!

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>>10872396
movie night is for drunken shitposting

>> No.10872466

>>10872252
It's already decided, we're watching Face Ofd staring Nicholas Cage and Johnny Travolta

>> No.10872571

>>10868534
>Dividends higher than EPS
>High debt
>Extremely low margin on earnings

Jesus Christ they're standing on thin ice. One false more or a bad year could just kill this company.

>> No.10872619

>>10872443
milt is fiery
hes like proto ron paul

>> No.10872651

>>10872443
Every night is for druken shit posting.

>> No.10872667

JWN gap up yumm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-drA5_2Vok


>>10872619
>hes like proto ron paul
sounds awful

>>10872651
agreed

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>>10872252
Office space should be required /biz/ viewing to remind us why we do it.

Maybe we should add an /smg/ movie pastebin to the OP?

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rally seems only getting stronger, whole week green?

>> No.10872841

i tried to make the new thread but i forgot the subject so

>> No.10872887

im making another dont worry

>> No.10872908

>>10872907
>>10872907
>>10872907
NEW