/biz/ - Business & Finance

>2CRSI +10% in 2 hours
oh god yes

>>OP
Is it going to be green tomorrow?

I’m pulling everything out of IQ. I sold at -5% yesterday and bought back in at around -7%. But I’ll play it safe and wait for the market to get back up first.

I hope you gentlemen got on NVCN
Been bag holding this for a week, along with HMNY.

>>9983392
>Buy high sell low
never change /biz/

>>9983672
You think IQ can rally at all in the next month?

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tiara-featured-live-case-11th-203000020.html

PR for NVCN.
First American Patient, they might be able to tap into the US Market.

>>9983681
The chinks will cave in once they realize all they produce is pire shit and need imports from the West
Just hold for the Trade Peace Bump

Good morning /smg/! How was your night? Still jazzed about my truck insurance dropping over 50%, that's a lot of money I'm saving. There was a bunny on my lawn this morning too. JD seems to have had a nice after market so there's Hope yet.

>>9983954
I had dreams of my WB recovering. False, false dreams.

How do I long pepsi?

How does someone get into stocks with no experience? I got 250 dollars to work with right now and would like to turn it into more money. Taking a online course on investing soon but where's a good place to start?

>>9984003
Investopedia is a thing. Their tutorials arent that great but you can learn a few things.

>>9983982

Ugh this week such mess for SPY
LITTERALLY what am this weekly chart....

>>9984081
Is that Hibiki Tachibana?

>>9984147
Yes! Was able sources fir a once!

IQ I AM GIVING YOU ALL OF MY ENERGY

HIT $41 TODAY

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I feel like NVCN is gona make a 400% run.
Shit ain't stopping in PM

>Bought AMD puts when AMD was over $17
Feels good man

>>9984467
Will it even get to 40?
If it doesn't get to 40 I swear god will never follow a /biz/ trend ever again

if dubs we're all buying sbux

>>9984527
Literally nobody on /biz/ thinks it’ll get to 40 except muh high iq poster. Hardly a trend.

Who here ready for dat bounce? hope you bought the dip yesterday

>>9984527
Why would AMD be worth like 38 billion in market cap? Why would AMD go 2.5x its current price?

>>9984571
People are delusional. AMD doesn't even own the tech they use and the fab they contracted (TSMC) needs to make its $12 billions investment back.

I want to buy so much shit, but don't want to sell anything and my ACH deposit hasn't cleared. I blame the fucking Bogs.

Plan 4 2 day!
Another after day of BS

275.5 = key!
If fall today expect as low as 272!

>>9984571
It all depends on how well you think AMD is posed to take market share from Intel.

Intels market cap = ~250bil

If AMD can take 10-20% market cap away from Intel (they have the best architecture on the market, and have a Roadmap to stay that way for 2-3 years), then it doesn't seem too far fetched.

Granted market share doesn't instantly equate to stock value. Keep in mind that AMDs stock peaked around 40$ in the early 2000s when they had a lot of very competitive chips (and that was before they had graphics).

It really boils down to it you believe that AMD had the potential to really become competitive in server and consumer industries again. I think so, and I definitely think a 40$ price target is reasonable in 3 years.

Pepsi knows where to place ads

>>9984631
>transfer money from my current account to my stock account
>take part in 2CRSI IPO
>2 days after
>money still hasn't arrived
>got a warning because I'm in the red

>>9984669
Before 2009 AMD owned its own fab. They sold it, creating Globalfoundries, and now they outsource everything.

>>9984669
Ah long long term. I'm thinking in the time frame of like one year. I currently believe most of tech has too much hype and we're due for a correction so I'm short for a term of about a year.
If you're in AMD now, I hope you goes well for you

Anyone into defence stocks? Bought some Raytheon for long term and will add more. They went below 200 dma which seems like a good buy In as I don't see any negative news, on the contrary I only see new orders. According to CEO they're insulated in regards to tarrifs (steel from US) and he sees enlarged defence budgets among allies who will buy regardless. Trump's making it easier to sell as well.

> bought a bunch of T 32 Calls at market close yesterday for 0.05$ betting on a bounce after a week of the market being down
GO UP! AHHHHHHH

>>9984702
Good point, that's a lot less underlying equity for AMD. However it seems that not relying on their own fab and manufacturing tech is paying off right now. AMD was able to play off of multiple fab companies, and now it seems like they are successfully ramping up 7nm while Intel is still stuck figuring out 10nm.

>>9984725
In since 10$ and a significant portion of my portfolio. I'm in for the long HODL.

>>9983315
yes

>>9984661
280 guaranteed

Consider buying CL and Air Products today

So y’all ready for another red day??!?!?

>>9984777
God speed anon. We're all gonna make it brah

>>9984829
Today we green. Sandniggers at OPEC surprisingly were able to reach agreement on ramping up oil production. Futures on Dow are up, s&p too

>>9984777
Probably, but it means you have to compare their profit margins and expectations to other fabless companies like Nvidia or Qualcomm. They probably make relatively less money per chip than what they used to do in 2000. However you're right about the 7nm, but it also means they are going to have shit yields and maybe shitty chips at first, because as far as I know they are the first to use TSMCs 7nm

Here we are day of opec meeting, anyone who fomod with me. Congrats were gonna make it. Been busy for a while. Wish you all luck
T.uso options faggot

TUP
-9% pre
In my buy zone again but...

I told that anon to buy IGC yesterday.

Is today a green day today then!?

>>9984901
Yep, I should buy at least one chink meme like QD on yesterday sale

>>9984901
yeah its gonna be green, dont be a Hater

>>9984926
Still closing red on the week.

t. hater.

Glad I bought SBUX calls yesterday

does anyne know when OPEC meeting is gonna take place?
i have some stuff i need to do in the AM, but wanna be back to catch the dip

Also just a heads up to you guys, someone has been loading up big on DB calls recently. Something big is about to happen.

>>9985004
you missed it. they already had their meeting, they didn't even invite me, fuckers.

+0.8% already

>>9985044
kek
me neither

but rly tho?

>>9985022
>heads up
Thanks just bought 100k! Memeing aside I threw 100 dollars in because fuck DD, I just want a ride

$IQ lel

>>9985055
Yes
They raise production
Cheap oil for everyone, fuck shale.

>>9985079
Fugg I was just about to post this.

>>9985022
Is the Führer being revived ?

I just threw 2000 at redhat. Tell me I'm dumb.

>>9985089
the why is USO still crushing it?
have we underestimated demand?
im confus

>PEP
UNSTOPPABLE

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Goddamn JD, last time I trust the Chinese

>>9985090
They just hit my stop loss at 36. Now it looks like it'll bounce off 36 wtf

Kek IQ is diving harder than neymar. Based chinks and monkeys.

hehe, always saw pepsi logo as a chill sarcastic laughing little fella.

>>9984027


So where do I go to learn more than " a few things"?

>>9985183
Looks like the chink.gov has no more dorrars to pump IQ and the other scams

Gotta devalue the RMB and proce Trump was right about these scums of the earth

>>9985156
lol
this

>>9984878
Still HODLing for you USO bro. Let's see it moon

>>9984921
kek so glad I didn't

>>9985205
Dive in, get burned and learn from your errors
There really is no other way

Buy something you like and see what happens

>>9985205
Search Adam khoo yt channel. Do not pay for his courses because he has plenty top notch material for you for free on his channel

>>9985163

BA = bought

>>9985232
yeah im glad i took my 10%
sick of getting RICEd every day, and i was all green on that one. knew a red day was coming

>>9985137
Cheap oil will push growth in EU and Asia, so maybe.

>>9985252
kek
i remember watchin that guys vids when i FIRST started.
i like the way he says "DUH"

>>9985137
cause all the opec nations are shady as fuck and do the opposite of what they say they have agreed to so they can get more money for their oil. This is widely known so everybody just does the opposite of what opec says.

how can anyone look at NFLX chart and not think this is the top

>IQ

>>9985318
because the faggots buying that dumpster full of kindling aren't even looking at the chart.

>>9985285
yea it must be something, because not a single oil meme is even dipping. DNR is up 9% overnight

>>9985303
i generally bet against them as well, just unsure if i should lock in profits or let it ride

>>9985318
you should short it

>>9985325
Lel

UP DOW UP!

>>9985148
the song of $IQ

CAN'T WAKE UP

>>9985325
jokes on you still positive on IQ because I got in the 20s range. why would you sell this gem when the rap of china alone had 2.68 BILLION views. that gives them a shit load of ad revenue.

Why in the fuck is SHOP tanking still? The stupid Supreme Court tax stuff? Govt are made up of thieves

>>9985419
We the people are the government for the people by the people, and yes we are fucking thieves. Just look at the amount of greed that motivates the anons in this thread.

>>9985404
What useful data can you extract and sell from soulless, rice eating, commie loving fucking chink scums ?
Hell, even data from dead cockroaches is more valuable than the one of those rice niggers

Wow RHT... down 12percent

>>9985436
Trying to get free only to get new “taxes” slapped on online sales, it never ends. SHOP was at $174 before this foolishness

wow DNR... up 12%

Based! This is our day /Bull Dogs/
Woof woof!

My SLV calls are keeping me alive

so the CL futures spread continues to bull to unnatural heights. im hlding my oil for now

>>9985501
yup all my commodities is green as expected

Sell IQ?
Hold IQ and weather the storm?
Hang myself from my bathroom doorknob?

Can anybody tell me why BB is still worth 5 billion? How the fuck do they even make money these days? I haven't seen a black berry in like a fucken decade.

the forbes had just stolen my trading strategy:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/petertchir/2018/06/22/why-cant-market-pundits-learn-to-think-like-trump/?partner=yahootix&yptr=yahoo#5011ae507fab

>>9985534
Bathroom doorknob? What're you like two foot zero?

>>9985534
I'm holding but I have l o w s p e c c s with 6 shares.

Which one of you is this?

>>9985540
I read somewhere that they are still super popular in Indonesia or somewhere.

>>9985567
I'm still banned for pissing off some big fish deep in AMD lol

>>9985571
So they make money off of Muslims? Fuck this piece of shit!

>>9985561
you don't stand up you dunce, Robin Williams did it

>>9985603
thats how you do auto-erotic asphyxiation. its generally not how you kys

>>9985603
I'd still be too tall to even get a slight coke out of it

>>9985629
That's what Robin William's was trying to do, but it was a tragic accident.

>>9985636
get a taller door then i guess

>>9985644
>tfw ur wife wont choke you out
feelsbatman

>>9985636
you lay down against the door and die, height not important

>>9985669

>>9985673
I ain't an acrobat, I'll just take cyanide after lunch in my bunker

>>9985701
thats the ticket!
never give up!

>>9985701
hold on IQ is going back to the moon, suicide not required

can some explain this fortune cookie to a salacious narcissist? "Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point."

>>9985758
vector space courage

I apologize to Jesus for what I have done. As the lord is my witness this dice roll will make me a minimum of 15k.

>>9985758
confucius says "stop being a fucking pussy"

>>9985758
Real courage is holding your beliefs when they are tested. Like big5 holding onto MIDTEENS

>>9985758
Badass, the last one I had was "Beware of dark alleys" and some bullshit numbers

>logistics faggot screw my chemicals order
>week-end delayed by one hour
>have to take another espresso to calm down
I'm gonna have him fired for this

>>9985758
It's about standing up for your virtues or some dumb moralfag shit.
t. Nietzsche

>>9985758
i assume it means that without courage none of the other virtues are enforceable or enact-able, therefore rendering them meaningless without courage

>>9985809
>I'm gonna have him fired for this
livestream it

https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1010168530808070144

This put on MEET is turning out very well, thank God

TSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>9985851
HahahahhahahahhaahahhahahahahahahaahahajajhJJJhshjsjdkdkodhdbbdhdhduhsuhsjddjhdhdhdhdhdhxhhdhdhshs

>>9985534
this is why you don't make money. stay long on IQ. also this stock is fun to have even with all the volatility.

Dow up.5%, Nasdaq down .5 percent. Is the bubble finally popping?

anyone else low $IQ here?

>>9985758
"Courage is the Magic that turns Dreams into Reality."

>>9985906
>>9985783
I think my IQ is pretty high.

trade war is on bitches

>>9985851
Place your bets for EU retaliatory tariffs.
I'm betting 20 billions + the 3 billions provision on consumer electronics and agrobusiness.

>>9985928
JUST

>>9985782
>>9985792
>>9985802
>>9985804
>>9985809
>>9985812
>>9985911
Are you supposed to add in bed to the end of it? Is it telling me I'm supposed to have gay sex?

>>9985758
It takes more courage to bet $900 dollars if that money is all you have, than to bet 1 million dollars if that's only 10% of your money

>>9985629
Me just get some MMA guy for do it
Human ability 2 find pleasure in losing consciousness always makes me suspectful of afterlife

>>9985939
Our victory is set in stone

>>9985688
Why is there an anime picture for literally every conceivable situation?

IQ about to drop another 2%, hold on you bagholders

>>9985974
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

STOP SELLING

>>9985943
Wait
Not on consumer electronics since it doesn't create jobs in the US. My bet is on agro, aircraft and machine tools.

>>9985911
TSLA 336.0939 -11.42 (-3.29%)

HIGH IQ is okay with this.

AMD implied vol - 55%
time to buy more $22 calls

/smg/ is braindead, learn from my high IQ moves.

>>9985989
China is trying to pump right now, but they are not smart enough to do it when there isnt a squeeze signal.

>>9986000
TSLA 400
AMD 40

Trust in high cognitive capacity brains

>>9986000

>>9985974
i dropped my bags at 37.50 and 37.01 at market opening. feels good to be out with modest gains

>>9986000
Yeah that retard is going to wonder why his calls are still getting less valuable if AMD recovers and goes up after buying calls today.

>>9986028
>posting runes
>thinking I can or want to read this shit

>>9986040
hahhahahhhahhhahahhahhh

That's me. the person you responded to. Veryhappy with those $22 calls, wish I bought more yesterday.

I came to the conclusion the "High Volatility' measure is low IQ in this case and not applicable.

>>9986028
I'm telling you to short for a bit

>>9986000
>TSLA 336.0939 -11.42 (-3.29%)
>TSLA down while Trump is going to tariff their main competitors
what the shit

>>9986044
>>9986069

meant for him*

>>9986073
Don't let rules hold yo down. Free your brain from the prison.

Jesus, GBR volume is fucking abysmal.

>>9985939

How much longer before she kills herself and Barron?

>>9986058
You are fucked kid and you don't even know it.

>>9985958
sorry Kneepads, when you die, its over for you.

>>9986084
Bad advice

>short AMD

top kek, is it because of some gay greek low IQ analysis that doesn't apply to AMD?

>muh options magic
>it's not just buying X at Y date

>>9986058
If you havent killed yourself by next January, please post your P/L

You would make more money buying ATM calls and rolling them up every week than by buying shit with no intrinsic value. There are probably people wondering who the moron is buying all these moonshot calls from them.

I bet you arent even buying options at the mid are you?

>>9986095

Just like Big5Guy

>>9985966
Can the Bogs hurry up, I would like my money back, thanks.

>>9986073
It bounced of this resistance zone, how is this not clear to people

>>9985231
We're gna get it bro. Even with more production, all it will take is a good storm or something blowing up in middle East. They don't have the spare capacity to make up for much. I personally feel as though opec may crumble in the future. All the shithole members are getting justd

>>9986097
This is what you don't get. That's not how the universe works. You are the one fucked.

TSLA 400
AMD 40

also those calls are slightly up today. Unlike my TSLA 350 calls, but high IQ makes me fine with everything happening due to knowing my cognitive capacity is HIGH and it's everone else who is wrong.

>>9986100
I want kneepad to choke me out, although I recently have come to the conclusion that she doesn't have a penis which is disappointing.

>>9986106
It's short term short not long term idiot. It broke trend and everyone is gonna jump in to short this.

Come on Bull dogs, this is our last fight

>>9986115
>at the mid

top kek I love low IQ talk. I bought it at the side lmao, dumbfuck.

>>9986135
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT HSORT TERM BROKE SO EVERY OTHER ASTROLOGY RETARD WILL DO THIS ACTION WHICH MAKES ME BELIEVE MY RETARDED ANALYSIS MATTERS

TOP FUCKING LOW IQ

I love this game. So many dumbfuck players.

>>9986073
TSLA is not a competitor with any serious car company, He cant even make 5k cars a month. He would be better off if ford bought them, but he stupidly pumped the stock to have a higher market cap than FORD WHO ACTUALLY MAKES A PROFIT SELLING CARS.

Not only that they are basically shutting down solar since the sales are shit and people arent falling for the solar meme anymore. Despite the stupidest of states passing laws requiring new homes to have it, right at the time new home sales are starting to drop.

>>9986160
how about you save that pic and see who was right here

Ahhhhhhhhh yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhh fuckersssssss
T.uso options faggot

>>9986184
I was right.

>>9986160
You're sort of like that retard in the middle of the sidewalks who yells stupid shit and people bring their kids to watch and give sheckles to.

Thanks for providing the entertainment. Here is your (you)

>>9986211
Herit, Hyksos, you have to look into the past. Figure out how the world really works.

>>9986211
Feign Jewish heritage and practice their customs and holidays.

>>9986194
how you mongoloid? it didn't even retrace up yet, I'm still waiting for entry.

GBR...what a piece of shit. It can't even keep up with it's own sector

>>9986211
"In the Power of the Names EH-HEH-YEH, YEH-HO-VO-EL-OH-HEEM, & YEH-HO-

VO-AH-VAY-DAH-AHS I place this Invocation with Thee, NEE-TEE-KAH,

Genius of Wealth. Know that I require and command Thee to bring me

gold. Thou has dominion over wealth and Thou shalt begin this very

instant to shape the future such that money shall come to me, enough

and to spare, by the powers of these Words

and Invocation. Be Thou ruled by me the Names SHAH-DYE-ELL-KYE &

AH-DOE-NYE-HA-AH-RETZ. So mote it be."

>girlfriend's birthday yesterday
>I say I'll take her out for a nice dinner
>I try to suggest a good Sushi restaurant in town, estimated cost per person of ~$40
>she wants to go to a "fancy restaurant" a couple of towns over that neither of us have ever been to
>end up spending $300 after tip

Women are truly the worst thing that can happen to a man's finances. I can see charging those prices at a fancy restaurant in a big city like Dallas but this was in a small town (pop less than 5k) in East Texas. Fuck, their "cocktail of the day" was a French Martini that cost $24 for a glass that had 2 swigs of liquid in it. Of course prices weren't listed anywhere.

>>9986270
Oh, and I had already spent about $100 on her birthday gifts on top of that.

>>9986257
It's going to be months before the buyout produces results.

out of DRYS at 6.30, into RHT at 145

>>9986315
I think RHT will recover too

>>9986270
There is a Congolese saying: women double your joy but triple your expenses; if you want to make it, you have to quadruple your earnings

>>9985828
Talked to his boss about it, told him we gonna renegociate the contract if his guy can't keep up with schedules.
Time for weekend

Buy Boeing and Cisco

>>9986270
Why didn't you just say no? You made the choice to bring her there, buy her $100 of gifts, etc. Now she expects all that stuff and you showed her your wealth. You fucked up

>>9986357
No, those arw.slow boring boomer stocks. I prefer to make more than 2% a year.

>>9986270
Follow everyone else in /smg/ and break up. Take all of the time you waste with her and invest it in making more money.

Remember that when investing in a gf, there is no support level. Doesn't matter what your returns are, they can be zero the next day.

>>9986354
It doesn't matter how much more you make though, women adjust their spending habits accordingly to keep pace with the amount of money earned.

>>9984622
>meanwhile Nvidia, how also has no fabs and had TSMC make their processes for them are sitting at 150 billion market cap
So are you just mad you didn't get in AMD at 1.66 or intel shareholder?

>>9986392
lol this, especially about the support. god damn it's not even a joke, investing terms fit perfectly with relationships

>>9986383
Mother fucking HATER

>>9986270
>, their "cocktail of the day" was a French Martini that cost $24 for a glass that had 2 swigs of liquid in it
I went to Bocuse 2 weeks ago and their cocktail of the day was 5€ for a glass. You burgers have no excuse.

>>9986381
I had no idea it would be that expensive, I was expecting $100, MAYBE $150 for the both of us.

TSLA 350 calls near break even

No worries.

HIGH IQ predicted this.

>>9986397
That's why you lie when they ask how much you make. Here's a tip (assuming you don't have student loans). Tell her all your spare cash is going to pay off loans, when really you're just investing and building wealth.

>>9986409
If only I could short female loyalty

>>9986407
I don't give a fuck, my money is on GloFo.

>>9986419
2 different kinds of liquor at $9 a piece plus $6 for some pineapple juice and a wedge of pineapple on the glass, came out to $24 per drink which was ridiculous. There are plenty of bars that serve mixed drinks in the $6-$8 range.

>>9986420
>haviong a wife
>not just Fucking your Tulpa
Never going to make it!

>>9986428
You aren't even remotely close to breaking even on those calls.

>>9986211
See >>9984096

>>9986130
>trusting me with your neck
Kek x.x how do you make money on stocks....

>>9986100
Pls no ;_; me no ready for not exist

>>9986436

that's a good one. if i ever have another relationship i'm gonna use that one (don't have student loans)

>>9986211
למות לאט

>>9986445
Damn you guy got screwed. Guess I'm lucky, my gf always want to share expenses.
However I'm not surprised by the "little town" thing, the fanciest restaurant in my region is in a 1000 inhabitants village.

Anyone else willing to bet their soul on iQIYI with me?

>>9986462
baka kneepads

>>9986478
Judaism unironically why me got into crypto & investing.
Hear some rabbi go on about how blood & money are the same!
All kingdoms of men are of the beast!
Jewish Law of forceless enforcement, trust!

Also learned a bit of Hebrew because the 16 letters easier for make cryptography because you not need to go over 100 for prime factors like you do English letters

>>9986567
I would, but I think I sold mine like 4 times already. Fuck it one more time wouldn't hurt. Ill get some on Monday.

>>9986567
really wish i could man, but i only have a small gambling fund and it's in hmny total-lossing. for 99% this is what i follow.

"Investing should be more like watching paint dry or watching grass grow. If you want excitement, take $800 and go to Las Vegas." - Paul Samuelson

>>9986211
Think about Nehushtan while cumming.

>>9986597
Ive sold and bought this stock over 100 times. If it pumps back to 45-46 I'm just gonna pull out my 30k profits.

STOP IT AMAT

>>9986629
FRKHRG is the noise I made when opening RH too

>>9986462
>magic last resort of desperate
"To pray is to except defeat" -Emily Dickinson

>>9986478
אמן. מישהו כאן אמר לא לקנות אוולארה :(

iQIYI I call upon thee the reversal of kings! Bring forth your gains!

rise up my precious

>>9986724
>wanted to buy it on IPO
>didn't eventually

>>9985783
how much money do you have that you can gamble 125k on iq?

$DELT

quick

>>9986741
I have been allocating small parts of my portfolio on it for almost two months off and on. Something in me broke this morning and I all inn'ed at at 35.20. Something deep within me took control.

>>9986783
10/10 risk management

Reminder that if you close red today, you arent allowed to come to the Golden Bulls party at Chilies after close

>>9985804
Mine was: "Here we go: Low fat, whole wheat green tea" Kinda weird, really.

GODDAMN MICRON

How much money have you guys made from stock trading?

Where is big5 today? I'm betting he killed his girlfriend and is on the run down to Texas, eventually heading to Mexico again to bang traps.

>>9986764
Thats about half my current net-worth. I preach the values of safety and diversification. But Gamble is literally in my name, and everything I have is from a series of specifically timed all in's over the years. I have stop losses on this and will probably close it over the weekend. My safe bets are for the sole purpose of a bigger pool for my larger bets. To raise the stakes and offset losses.

>>9986270
>friend has a bday
>tell her I’ll buy her something
>pay for me to get my hair done anon
>sure
>it’s just $140
>o-ok
>gibs her dat
A couple days later
>anon I’m short $100 on rent can you help?
>uh no. No monies till next week
>suggest she use her bday money I gave her
>w-w-whaaaaattttt? That’s my money for my hair!
>proceeds to cry
Also what city? I probably know the place.

>>9986859

>i don't practice what i preach

oh. well at least you have stop loss i suppose if you're willing to lose like that

>>9986860
>Absolute state of consumerist women
Could this even be analogous to any situation before women rights?

Wtf is this ad? Is this a real thing that can be gambled on?

>>9986843
The fuck is wrong with fortune cookies now? They're getting odd

>>9986860
>paying $140 for a "friend" to get her hair done
Jesus did you at least get to fuck her?

>>9986912
ALL IN

>>9986898
I practice it 99% of the time. Stop losses and closing out orders overnight mitigates any major loss. If I lose a couple grand after making 15k in a month so be it.

>>9986934

what do you do for taxes on your trades? do you set money aside after every trade?

>>9986860
>Having female friends

>>9986832
oh man, chillis is fucken great. i remember they put like garlic powder and shit on the corn on the cob, now I do that at home. It's fucking delicious. Plus they had those 2 for one margeteratas like I love that place. After we close green lets all go get some 2 for 1 margaretas.

>>9986860
Lunch is for the boys

>>9986949
I keep 15-40k liquid at all times for living expenses. You can deduct short term capital gains losses against other short term gains. You can only do that up to 3000 on long term investments so it is wise to cut your losses sometimes. If I need to, I just close out some trades and use the money to pay what I owe.

>>9986926
he probably didn't even get to see her titties

>>9986926
That was the plan but she was all “upset” cause she didn’t get her hair done. I fuck her regularly so whatever.

>>9987017
Well at least she didn't have to move in with you.

>>9986994
found a $25 Chillies gift card in my drawer today
Its ok to go to Chilies alone right?

>>9987002
ty

>>9987029
ask for a table for 2 and pretend to get stood up, if you're lucky and play your cards right you might score a hot waitress for the night.

>>9987029
Fuck dude, I heard Chili's unionized with the Theatre Union of Kinoploex's worldwide

Break out your anvil and hawk

>>9987050
Which means no singles

>>9987044
what if I get a male waitor

>>9987063
Ill bring my Dolls

>>9987082
>Ill bring my Dolls
I’m afraid to ask but...what dolls?

>>9987029
Just take out your phone, bring up a picture of some 2D cartoon anime girl or something, set it across the table facing you, and talk to her out loud, making sure that every customer and staff person can hear and see you.

>>9987082
then you got unlucky

>>9987082
>>9987092

>>9987082
>>9987092
>>9987109
Honestly, dude if we go out we might as well bring the waifu pillows so we can at least have a pillow fight and confuse the fuck out of everyone who sees us.

What do you guys think about SNE?

iQIYI May the power of FOMO guide your hand, Trade war panic party time.

>>9987092
you want to see my dolls desu

>>9987156
Oh man, that shit is probably going to drop half as much more. Our fucking meme president is going to keep fucking with the stock market.

>>9987156

so are you selling everything at the close regardless of if you're up or down?

>>9987159
Kek. Post moar

>>9987173
>>9987179
I make 3.3k per dollar above 37.61. I will sell last second I can afterhours and buy back in premarket the second I can Monday if nothing has changed. In the event I don't feel like selling I will buy some cheap ass options to offset potential losses some, but thats unlikely unless I hear news from company/about China Tariffs.

>>9987156
your black magic is working IQ is going up.

SBUX launch to the stratosphere

I DUN GOOFED

Is IQ recovering?

>>9987224
always having fun with my dolls

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a Sriracha chicken fajita on pita, it's nice. They ran out of street corn though but eh. I'm up today, SLV is saving me big time. My buddy found me a pack of Lucky Strikes and I've always wanted to try them so I'll partake when we go golphing.

thoughts on abil?

>>9987288
see you at chilies

>>9987288
About to go get some fried shrimp. GBR isn’t doing shit.

>>9987283
Keep going

>>9987288
Ooh, best lunch this week? Love u lunchy

>>9987300
fuck it I'm going to chilies for lunch. Haven't drank on the job all week.

>>9987277
>>9987228
If it closes green I will hold and buy 1.5k short options as a safeguard. If it misses the mark I sleep for the weekend. This is my first big move since 2016, I'm gonna ride it out with stop losses and being safe as I can, but it has the potential to make 15-80k this year. Thats a modest guess. I could always just lose ten grand too though.

>>9987277
probably this was a manipulation for institutions to get in on IQ today.

>>9987135
Absolutely BASED
bonus points for pissing of the Fortnite tards

>>9987277
No, China is giving you sheckles to get out. It will be down another 10% by Monday morning. Padded knife fall. It will be back below 15 probably by the months end.

None of you seem to realize that Chinas stock market is crashing. They are bailing hard on US equities; but we're too strong. They fucked with the wrong president.

>>9987283
>a framed picture of ratsu

Common SPY! Threw failed breaks @ 275.5 PoC and failed break through cloud!
Dump inc!


>>9987288
Me serious surgery pretty soon so gonna be fatty and eat pizza today ^_^

>>9987304
Peeking up Nicos skirt!

Anyone else on the CVS train? Its heading to Lambo town and currently well below earnings value.

>>9987259
Tell me more.

>>9987339
You are silly. Its a battle of industry and whose factories can be more efficient. Its a tech competition, but entertainment is not competitive since China is so strict on what is "ALLOWED". Streaming services and entertainment in China will grow regardless of the economy, and the reaction this had to sanctions is an overreaction 100%. In fact, it would be more in-line to say its just following the patterns of its parent company, which is currently green for the day.

What do you guys think of Amazon? I 2x'd on it. Hold or sell?

>>9987374
Hentai! Ratsu-chan Bake! -_-;

>>9987340
its Nazrin!

>>9987429
Remind me to post my Spice and Wolf shrine another day, It is....extensive.

>>9987415
baka kneepads

>>9987371
What's the surgery? Also I hope everything goes well for you.

>>9987410
Sell half.

>>9987429
Aya>other 2hu

>>9987027
this

>>9987371
Unironically in my prayers you degenerate.

>>9987371
What is your surgery on? Some sort of cancer?

There a dead Crane in the koi pond

thoughts on BABA?

>>9987288

Are you ok?

Was this you?: >>9987422

>>9987410
>buying at the top

why don't you buy IQ? The legendary David Gardner gave IQ a very rare double play the same way it game amazon a double play in the 90s.

>>9987557
dont do it Lunchbro!

>>9987570
>>9987570
>>9987570

New thread

>>9987570
>>9987570
>>9987570

new thread

>>9987570
>>9987570

>>9987563
Donald gave us these cheap shares. Donald is a fucking god.

>>9987557
Lunchbro no! If you hurt yourself I’ll kill myself to hunt you in the next life. Your posts are unironically maybe 30 percent of the reason I even bother waking up.

>>9987300
Everytime I try to go I'm with my grandparents and they refuse to let me pay for "Expensive chicken"

>>9987304
It'll take a bit for GBR to do anything

>>9987305
It's pretty tasty, wish I had the street corn side but eh. The fresh queso fresco is a nice touch

>>9987573
For science, I've seen them in vintage MRE's and I'm curious

>>9987557
What? No

>>9987610
not worried on GBR desu
dunno why everyone thinks its gonna go straight up for some reason

>>9987626
i mean it WILL
but in due time
the fucker JUST barely bought the company

>>9986270
Don't extrapolate your shitty girlfriends golddiggery to all potential gf's out there.

>>9985205
Try Wall Street Survivor. They have a simulated stock market game where you can trade based off of actual real-time trendlines

>>9987706
do you know if you can paper trade futures with that?

also,
ive always wanted to set up a way so we can play that old 90s shareware game "wall st speculator" online against each other. i think itd be a LOT of fun

>>9986244
Me more or less agree with this!
The dump will be small

If me had money, would set AMD buy @ $14.30

AMD totally hitting $20 Roy though

>>9986270
Where do you guys find your shitty gfs ?

Took a bunch of xannax and drank myself to sleep... woke up with GBR flat lining and LCI down.. wtf is going on in my life.. i have to move all my shit today because my girlfriend (ex girlfriend) is a fucking bitch

>>9987840
>Where do you guys find your shitty gfs ?
they are literally fucking everywhere... like 90% of girls are like that.

>>9987288
Had some taco bell. Steaknachos box. It wasn't really worth it

Any Canadafags into DUDE WEED stocks? Thinking about Aurora and THC Biomed. I have like $1k to play with to start.