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>>12000082
+1 one of my favorite copy pastas!

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>>11749915
I'll pay you 6,000 dollars just to have you come into my house and fart in my bed.

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>>11693448
One day

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date night edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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>>10523762
me

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>>10404639
>taking over
most of the core it developers (backend, sysadmin, low level, etc.) are and have always been weebs

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>>10001198
>he fell for the 3dpd meme
its your own fault, really

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>>9987082
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>>9680407
FUCK OFF DAD I TOLD YOU TONIGHT WAS DATE NIGHT GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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>>9607624
no thanks im happily married
pic related

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>>9561191
YOU WHORE I TOLD YOU NOT TO DISTURB ME AND MY WIFE ON OUR DATE NIGHT TONIGHT

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>>8597432
wasted $200 on a potential gf in highschool before she asked me for advice on dating my best friend
spent $5k on my waifu if that counts

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