>gig economy edition >Brokers https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq https://brokerchooser.com/ >Stock market words: https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ >Risk management: https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp >Financials podcasts/channels https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto >Live Streams: http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/ >Educational sites: https://www.investopedia.com/ https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain https://www.thebalance.com/ >Free charts: https://www.tradingview.com https://www.finscreener.com/ https://www.koyfin.com/ >Screeners: https://finviz.com/ https://www.tradingview.com/screener https://etfdb.com/ >Pre-Market Data and Live data: https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures https://finance.yahoo.com/ >Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar: https://biopharmcatalyst.com >Boomer Investing 101: https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started >Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator: https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/ >List of hedge fund holdings: https://fintel.io/ >Misc: https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor https://market24hclock.com/ https://tradingeconomics.com https://wallmine.com/ https://tikr.com/ Previous:>>57333639
which color candles look more jewish in this image to you?
Guys I don't want to be poor forever
what the fuck is going on amd sisters
>>OPWould you invest in Balldos?
>>57334832Find a side hustle gig then, fren
Today this market is being such a fuddy duddy.
>>57334832Pussy.
>>57334844stocks dont just go up every day especially one as big as amd that just went up 60% over a few months
>>57334831Trick question, they're all Jewish working together to paint a Jewish barcode on the index.
>>57334846How did this dude become such a lolcow?
>>57334851is that guy even alive anymore does that show even run anymorei havent watched a cable tv channel in years
Hooked on Fonics worked for me.Buy $BABA.
>>573348311 minutes are always traded by retarded slurpbots until their positions become untenable.
I'll be bearish in this thread so i can fit in. >ZOMG IT'S OVERIT'S GOING DOWN>THEY CAN'T STOP THE SELLINGELON DECLARED DEAD AT 38>NUKES GOING OFF IN MONTANA AND YEMENYIELD CURVE UN INVERTING>6 CUTS STILL PRICED INATH DOUBLE TOP JUST LIKE 99>IT'S GONNA BE WORSE THAN 99 OR 08IT'S OVER>SO OVER
>>57334865He is and it does
>>57334872>once in a lifetime opportunity to slurp the mother of all dips
>>57334872these thing are true
>>57334875shoutouts to kornheiser dudes like 500 years oldespn must be in bad shape if they just let old people stick around because they have no one new
Imagine wanting to hold this piece of shit overnight, lmao.
>>57334865Tony is immortal in our hearts.>Also, yeah, I think they still do PTI sometimes
>>57334891Wilbon's still on there too
>bears were shitting and pissing themselves over a gap filllmao
>SAVE down 70%Shit is going down the drain. How is Biden allowed to do that?
STOP THE COUNT
WELLS FARGO SHIFTS TO INTERMEDIATE-DATED DEBT, FROM LONG-ENDWells Fargo Investment Institute has downgraded its allocations to U.S. long term taxable fixed income to neutral, from most favorable, and upgraded U.S. intermediate term taxable fixed income to neutral, from unfavorable, saying that it expects long-term yields to rise by year-end.“Intermediate-term fixed income is less rate sensitive than long-term fixed income,” Wells Fargo said, noting that “historically, as time to maturity increased, the relative impact of an increase or decrease in rates on total returns increased notably. In our view, this could be a potential advantage as we expect interest rates to increase later this year.”The benchmark 10-year T-Note yield US10Y has dropped from a 16-year high of 5.021% on Oct. 23, to 4.14% on Thursday.With that drop, Wells Fargo sees “an opportunity to lock in gains." It added that now it holds a most favorable rating only on U.S. short-term taxable fixed income.>Banks are literally doing it right nowDon't say I didn't fucking warn you. I tried. I tried my hardest.
>>57334901if we want to talk about gap fills lets not forget
There's a potential stock market kill screen coming up in case you wanna watch
>>57334883This isn't a "Buy the Dip" kind of dip.
>>57334872
There's still an over 40% chance Biden wins the 2024 election. Let that sink in.
Should I sell MARA or keep holding? I'm deep in red at this point...
>>57334932if biden stays in office its literally because he wants to make sure americas first female present is a dumb nigger bitchin fact at this point im convinced thats what this all is
>>57334932>There's still an over 40% chance Biden wins the 2024 electionbased on what? (((pollsters)))?
>>57334922Say this again but assume I'm retarded
>sold puts at the top how fucked am i bros
>mfw i sold my calls too early
>>57334935When their hashrate gets cut in half april will you ask the same?
>>57334939Kamala harris is not black she is indian mixedShe larps as black for sympathy
>>57334944youre supposed to sell otm calls when the line is going up retard
>>57334944We're invading Iran tonight, so probably pretty fucked.
nobody is doing shit tonight especially not any of us
>>57334932dont care still ridin with biden#bidenomics works chud#irish catholic madlad#dark brandon rises
>>57334951the IV is higher on lower strike prices tho right now
>>57334967yeah selling calls isnt a good strat either way because calls are cheap as shitbut you cant just sell puts like thatthis is actually currently a buy debit spreads market if you want to be directional
AHA! THERE IS THE GREEN BUTTON
>>57334907where is the anon that posted that SAVE wasnt going through a few ago?
AMD BROS WE ARE SO BACK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>57334988>back because it bounced off MAYou fucking idiot.
>>57334831if you guessed green, you were rightnotice the red, rational candles, and the green jewish candles
>Boboposting>indices green
>>OPAAPL up over 5 points. This shit is being driven by derivatives. When the music stops this time we’re all going to be fucked.
>>573349951Ms always manipulate momentum. If you see this happening, sell and buy at the bottom because a retard pump is coming.
>>57334982Still in crab zone be cautious.
>>57335000Everyone is max schizo today.
>>57334988hahaha i shouldn’t have rolled at the top hahahaha
>>57335005yep, already loaded up the 0deets
SAVE baggieswdwd
>>57334907from an outside perspective w/ no stock ownership... how the fuck is microsoft allowed to acquire blizzard but this isn't allowed?
>>57334982>>57335009and may just back test that small resistance below where it is currently. The lines tell you what to do it just tells you when you (may) have to take action.
>>57335012forgot pic i’m going back to thinkorswim i hate robinhood
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=43
>>5733503333 Checked.33 long polysaccaride with a's. Goddamn we are all so fucked.
>>57335032robinkike execution prices are complete dogshit, use tos or tasty
>>57334984The judge pretty much gave it away at the end of the trial. Said he is convinced by the DOJ that the merger would hurt pricing, but "had problems" by the DOJ stubbornness of no compromise.
>>57334935I'm still holding, but we desperately need a good buttcoin pump to pump our bags.
>474where are the bobos now
We are pumping again tomorrow aren't we?
MARA? More like mARGEa!
>>57335067Waiting for the dead cat bounce to end.>>57335071No.
buying 0dte calls now that a retard rally has been confirmed
>>57335071
>>57334950>Kamala Devi Harris was born in Oakland, California,[9] on October 20, 1964.[10] Her mother, Shyamala Gopalan, was a Tamil Indian biologist, whose work on the progesterone receptor gene stimulated advances in breast cancer research.[11] She came to the United States from India in 1958, as a 19-year-old graduate student in nutrition and endocrinology at the University of California, Berkeley,[12][13] and received her PhD in 1964.[14] Kamala Harris's Jamaican American father, Donald J. Harris, is of African and Irish ancestry.[15]>African and Irish ancestryThe Hibernian Conspiracy is deeper than you know.
I wonder when I'll cross 5% YTD!How are you doing anon?
>>57335022Video games are pointless and do not have any real purpose
>>57334883>mother of all dips>spy 474my thinkorswim must be broken
i guess i am a worthless
>>57335022What does have purpose ? You can't answer that because being on biz is the antithesis of purpose. This is meaningless banter or you're a plant with a conscious.Go on some where faggot or spook.
I feel a lot more comfortable knowing that banks are switching to bonds just as I said they would be a few hours back.There will be huge fucking tears when the rugpull comes. The music is stopping.
>>57335115Nonsense. The purpose of your worth has yet to be revealed to you brother.
>>57335074what strike? post positions
>>57335022The judges and politicians probably own Microsoft and other tech shares
>>57335072Don't forget>HUT: -25%This is why you NEVER invest with women CEOs.
>>57335115Go do something nice, you'll feel better
>>57335123>switching to bondswhy would bonds be safer than private companies exactly?
>>57335126475s
>>57335126No time for that but you can safely bet that: Spy, SPX, QQQ, IWM, DIA, etc. will work. Its all contingent of like 5-7 companies goin up. Diversification is a meme.
>>57335142Because the equities will take a massive fucking shit due to unpayable debt/skyrocketing inflation. It's a double whammy because it fucks either the rich or the poor. Guess who the Fed will pick.
heemed
>>57335048>polysaccarideHaven't read that word since biochemistry class. Takes me back...
>>57335147I should be good investing in companies with little to no debt then
war is bullish
>>57335145and im out. profit secured to pay for the bearish positions
If you guys could make BOIL go up that would help me a lot.
>>57335169Those literally don't exist. Instead, you should be shorting indexes just before the music stops, or buying bonds yourself.
>>57335171For me.
>>57335148We're still inside yesterday's price range this could all be noise bobo. You need to develop some tolerances and perception of scale. Start thinking more than shitposting>>57335159>tttagtagtg ctatccccat gtgattttaa tagcttctta ggagaatgac aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa aaaWhy would there be 33 a's there at the end of that thing.....
>>57335071Hilarious wojak lol
>>57335180>the GAE ETF
>>57335181>>57335159For reference to my anecdote>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/NC_045512.2
O salutaris Hostia,Quae caeli pandis ostium:Bella premunt hostilia,Da robur, fer auxilium.Uni trinoque DominoSit sempiterna gloria,Qui vitam sine terminoNobis donet in patria.Amen.
>MARAI CAN'T BREATH
where is my third step down??
>>57335192I'm balls deep in GAYMF already.
>>57335147bonds annual returns are below inflation, I really fail to see how it's a good investment
Is MTBA a good buy?
>>57335132Is there an etf tracking the performance of companies with female leadership?
>>57335181>Why would there be 33 a's there at the end of that thing.....Hmmm... It couldn't be bioengineered, because that would be a conspiracy...
Guys the big dogs are pivoting into bond trading. OI is also dominated by bonds + interest rate futures. Maybe positioning into bonds now is a good call.
>>57335176Noted. I've got one company on the top of my head with 0/low debt, but I'll research some bonds to fuck around with
>>57335219They're supposed to be safe storage for money.
>>57335230Why, I'm glad you asked. https://etfdb.com/etf/SHE/#etf-ticker-profile
>>57335022Because there are other game publishers and plenty of substitute goods. The government does not really give a shit about which gaming console CoD comes out on or how much it costs. They do care about the poorfag airline getting bought out and potentially jacking up prices across the industry because Spirit being an option kept the rest of the industry in check.The government would rather have SAVE go into Chapter 11 and restructure so they can keep offering poorfags air travel at cheap prices, even if that means screwing over SAVE shareholders.The is a reason why SAVE was trading at like half the buyout price. Everyone knew there was a risk this could happen - the street doesn't just leave 80-100% arbs on the table if there isn't risk of the deal going tits up.
>>57335159>>57335196>The 100% lethal strain has escaped containment>It has infected AiC anon
>>57335239They get large capital gains during rate cuts.
>>57335196>>5733523333 again hmm the digits are trying to tell us something
>>57335181i actually heemed myself on calls today by not having the stones to ride out the dip at 13:00. was down 20% at one point and i ended up getting out for 1% profit because i wasnt confident in this pump... green is green i suppose and now my mind is free to continue shitposting
>>57335219it's just an alternative to keep cash sitting in the account. As an example, out of curiousity I put $5000 into a bond to see what would happen. So in a year's time I will have $5250, and I didn't mean to spend/invest this money anyway as it is part of my saving up for a land or house purchase
>>57335261That too, but in case it doesn't pan out, they're supposed to keep the cash safe.
>>57335176They sure do exist, e.g. TROW or MNST.
apple computer
>>57335260>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>57335272how often do they pay the interest rates?
i guess there wont be a stock market kill screen today after all
>>57335290On maturity I would assume.
>>57335273Exactly. Which is why when rates start to get cut, big money goes into bonds and crashes the stock market.When the poors finally sell their stocks and look to safety, they provide bond exit liquidity to the rich who then buy up their cheapo stocks at the bottom of the dump.
>>57335218Remember to hedge with SIGA.
>>57335308dios mio
>>57335304stock market kill screen only happens when everyone thinks were all getting rich from the market going up
>>57335317Yes?
>>57335217I missed it too, need a sour hour to save the day
>>57335325please anon. I yield
>>57335016>>57335022>>57334907I am currently in the Spirit Airlines Operations Center. AMA
>>57335325>>57335308my fucking heart
So is spirit going bankrupt or is this a buy opportunity
>triple top before closeI wonder what's going to happen.
>>57335343You dust off your resume yet?https://archive (dot) ph/PjQuk
>>57335343how's your stock based compensation doing?
>>57335343>No timestamp.Sure yo are.
>>57335307if that was true they wouldn't be trading
>>57335357probably the market stays high and goes higher because......?
>>57335363Fuck look at those silk stretchers.
>>57335033>>57335288you need to fuckin relax
>>57335343how over is it?
>>57335352>>57335338So you acknowledge that once the rates start being cut (or it becomes a sure thing that they will be) we should see a major dump on SPY?
>>57335378Yessir.
What stock is the DOJ, SEC, or FTC gonna pump or dump yet? I wanna front run
>>57335271I am a full fledge schizo and I try to take a position based on my lines. Are you doing something similar ? At least with supply/demand type boxes ? You can do it without any visual aids but if I have processes in place to parse data then I will not have to express "concern" about what I am doing. I have a go/nogo switch. Fail fast or win fast. Move on to next trade or reassess my timeframe if I adamantly want to trade a ticker.
>>57335141I'm going to eat some ramen, maybe that will help
AMD +1% AGAIN >AMD +1% AGAIN AMD +1% AGAIN >AMD +1% AGAIN AMD +1% AGAIN >AMD +1% AGAIN AMD +1% AGAIN >AMD +1% AGAIN AMD +1% AGAIN >AMD +1% AGAIN AMD +1% AGAIN >AMD +1% AGAIN
>>57335246>Top holdings are NVDA AMZN MSFT AAPL META GOOGLThis is just a shittier QQQ
>>57335360Yes, but I don't want to since this is my fourth aviation job and I'm so fucking tired of moving. Also family and friends are all in Florida.>>57335362lolLMAOA Boomer lost $25k on betting the merger would go through and the stock would rise.>>57335363Niggers (You) tongue my anus
>>57335412Enjoy the TBQH as it liquidates your colon. You should eat a pizza instead.
>>57335412go for a walk. i always feel better. im going to go for one shortly in fact.
>>57335115>i guess i am a worth-lessWhy are you worth-less (net-worth)? What did you lose monniez on?
>sudden 0.35% 1H candle after Waller said higher for longer, Bostic said higher for longer, job market is hot as fuck and banks are switching to bondsWell I don't know what to fucking tell you.
>>57335424Based. I kneel.
SOXL SOXL OOOOOOO SOXL
Fomoed into PYPL after I sold the bottom yesterday
>>57335382My department might be okay if we do go Chapter 11 since we're operations and we have a high attrition rate to the Major airlines anyway and will probably lose even more people with this news. The HR and admin normies in the other side of the street are in full panic mode though and people are starting to get furloughed and outright fired.
>>57335404Can only tell you in person. Meet me at 38.89899, -77.00407. 2am. Don't be late.
>>57335394I don't get it, why can't I have this? I have a secure job, I'm 6ft and fit, I'm not ugly, I have my own place and a car, I dress and smell good and take care of my appearance. Yet no girl I've met (yes, I actively talk to women outside of dating apps) has shown interest in me, not even the fat and below average ones. Every other guy seems to be doing fine. I don't get it.
>>57335394When rates go down the market will go up. Because the mega caps are just hording cash right now waiting for cheap credit.Sovereign debt notes will go up, DCAing into TLT is not a bad play if you think that rates have stabilized and will go down this year.Equities will go down if the fed decides that inflation is sticking and decide to raise rates again. But it is an election year and the global economy is in a recession because of the current rates. They will help the POC's and lower rates, sending equities and bond notes higher into the election to juice the economy. The writing is on the wall.I am LONG
>>57335421Its all, almost a shitty qqq. May be near the upper bounds of what we get unless we chasing 478 today.
>>57334922are we getting a rate raise or are they locking in their spread?
>>57335465>are we getting a rate raiseMost likely. When? Nobody knows.
Can't wait to buy 0dte spy puts any minute now
>>57335290semi-annually. If the maturity date is January 25th, you get an interest payment every January 25th and every July 25th
>>57335431I'm mostly invested in tech
>>57335009Just rolled puts mushahshhshshshsaaa. More leverage.
>>57335472not a chance of a rate raise. its done rising. they wont cut until q3-q4 and only 1-3 by eoy.
>Even fuckin turds like BYND are mooningThat's how I know this pump will end red.
>>57335459You think about it too much. That’s whyGo join clubs or play some sports. If anything, go to a traditional church. That’s what I did and I have a son on the way
>>57335234T-Note futures have always had heavy volume and open interest. I think the SOFRs are newer. You can't read into anything based off this.
>>57335482All rate cuts start with emergency meetings. I wouldn’t listen to Fed officials
>>57335482>it's done risingNo it's not. Not when CPI gets revised up>healthy and normal market movements
>>57335479So you are not worth-less you are worth-more? Right anon?
>>57335444Checked and good taste in cowtits, anon.
>>57335486this company still exists?
>>57335511Checked and thank you.
>>57335459No woman wants a man with no friends. If you have a good group of friends it shows that you are not someone people want to spend time with and that you have a good social standing.
AHHH WHY CANT I GET MY WAGIE CHECK NOWI NEED MORE STOCKS!!!
>>57335523>not someoneare someone*
>>57335498Ok. I was looking for something totally unrelated and was surprised to see rates futes so high.
>>57335509My net worth is not my value as a person. I'm worth more dead than alive actually, then my next of kin can liquidate my portfolio and get some money.
Niggers like this exist and mumus try to tell me it's not a bubble.
i personally think when the entire stock market goes up like a penny stock that its completely normal and healthy market behavior
So I guess the creation of ETFs just allowed the smart money and easy way to short crypto.
If this place were a bar it would be called The Salty Bear.
>>57335563AAPL, META, and NVDA is driving this today.
>>57335542>I'm worth more dead than alive actually,No, you're not we need more investoors like you not consoomers like your next of kin.
>>57335424What are you doing for Spirit? Are you a pilot? I know a handful of pilots and mechanics who work for Hawaiian and there is a lot of mixed feelings about the Alaska but out. From what I understand if Hawaiian doesn’t get bought out by Alaska, they will end up bankrupt.
>>57335355Probably will go bankrupt. The question is will they be allowed to restructure and I get to keep my job (Chapter 11) or will everything get liquidated and I have to fucking move to a new airline AGAIN (Chapter 7)? There are rumors in the office that this was all a long-game keikaku by Frontier to acquire us at a major discount. That being said, I have no idea if they will even allow another merger attempt, even if it's with a fellow ULCC.I am sure the Alaska Airlines acquisition of Hawaiian will 100% be allowed to go through because this society is fake and gay.
>>57335585i think its perfectly normal and healthy market behavior for apple to go up like a penny stock
>>57335589>we need more investoors like youYou mean idiots who got lucky betting on leveraged ETFs?That's what the world needs more of?Really?
>>57335539Yeah, it's unexpected the first time you see it. The stock market is popular, but the bond market is gigantic.
>s&p up 0,75%>nasdaq ip 1,35%>WTF WHY IS THIS MARKET BEHAVING LIKE A PENNY STOCK
>>57335147>Because the equities will take a massive fucking shit due to unpayable debt/skyrocketing inflation. It's a double whammy because it fucks either the rich or the poor. Guess who the Fed will pick.What are you talking about.If fed moves to stop inflation, they hike rates and your bonds eat shit because you're long duration.If fed doesn't move to stop inflation, then your bonds get inflated away into being worthless.If you are scared about debt ceiling & inflation bonds should be the last thing you touch. Equities outperform bonds in hyperinflationary periods because they represent ownership of tangible productive economic assets.Historically, specie, commodities, & value equities are the best hedges. >>57335219>bonds annual returns are below inflationThis is objectively untrue on pretty much any time horizon. The bond market didn't pop into existence April 2020. Historical real return is ~2.5% per this study. https://economics.harvard.edu/files/economics/files/ms28533.pdf
>>57335607>leveraged ETFsOk I didn't know you were like that... Eat your ramen.
>>57335600Boeing is going up on streetshitters buying their jets after US grounded theirs.Apple is going up after discounting their shit in Shina.I have no fucking idea why Faceberg is going up but it's a dead company that makes no money.While NVDA and AMD are good companies, they are WAY fucking overpriced.It's absolutely hilarious there's niggers who still want to dogpile into this flaming garbage. Magnificent 7 pieces of flaming shit while banks are already bailing out.
>>57334935Buy $10 Puts to recover your loss, and then go long at $10 again.MARAchads don't baghold.
>>57335600>down 3.66% on the month>goes up 3% on news it can still sell one of it's core products>p-penny stock!!!You are a moron huh?
>>57335620>Eat your ramen.I'm almost done. I made two packets in one bowl
>>57335258OH NO SOMEONE THINK OF THE POOR SHAREHOLDERINOS
Where to park cash, it's in CASH.TO now but that's garbage
>>57335612That 0.75% is literally billions of dollars you fucking troglodyte. Circuit breakers trigger at -1.5% for you mumu faggots.
>>57335622META makes money, you are really dense if you think that they wont increase revenue on an election year in adspend
>>57335626Wtf I love negroes now...>>57335630What brand of noodles are you consooming?
>>57335612thank you anon I am glad i am not the only one calling these retards out.
>>57335258t-this is a copypasta, right?Just got huge deja vu
>>57335641Just the cheap brand today, Maruchan Shrimp flavoredLast week I decided to try a fancy brand that cost more, also shrimp flavored, but it was fucking disgusting. It tasted like rotten fish. I used one of those as the second noodle packs (tossed the flavor packet).
>AMD vs Intel
https://youtu.be/_I1_5mSXinQ?si=5yzslcYL5e4aY50q&t=90
>>57335592Aircraft Dispatcher. Been doing it for 7 years now. I enjoy the profession even though management here thinks we are an unnecessary burden to the operation rather than an important part of flight safety and planning. We also determine fuel loads, which is like 30% of an airline's overhead lmao, yet they still antagonize us. We're currently negotiating our union contract but are prepared to get stonewalled once again due to this. And yes, normally I fucking hate unions but for this job they are a necessity due to how retarded management is with passengers' lives all in the name of hitting their on-time metrics.Hawaiian is in the same boat as us. Their business model just isn't profitable anymore. With Spirit, we have the additional problem of being over-leveraged as fuck due to buying up planes in sight with debt the last few years in preparation for a merger that now has been blocked.
>>57335662>Last week I decided to try a fancy brand that cost more, also shrimp flavored, but it was fucking disgusting. It tasted like rotten fish.It do be like that sometimes.
>finally have a green day>laptop has begun to shut down immediately when I remove the power cable, so have to keep it plugged in at all timessome of us just weren't meant to make it, bros
>>57335628guess what penny stocks run onle news
It was the highest oil settlement of 2024 today.
>>57335630That's a lot of sodium friend
Is buying schd and schg the same as buying spy?
>>57335682Man, SAVE is a fucking piece of shit if even a sliver of what you say is true.
>>57335698Yeah it's true>>57335707Two noodle blocks but only one flavor packAlso... it doesn't matter
>>57335700except the news annonced that they effectively saved a $23.8 billion annual product instead of getting heemed by lawsuits.
MARA bros, how you holding up
>>57335698You're going to invest in replacing the battery instead of a whole new machine, right?
>>57335703Only thing missing now is another Tweet by Cramer like in end of june.
>>57335712>Two noodle blocks but only one flavor packAh I seeJust watching out for you
>>57335712>But in the end it doesn't even matter.
>>57335708Nonext question
>>57335713so... nothing changed, no actual improvementwhys it going up again? all they did was avert something bad from happening
>>57335394There is a hole in the cooming market for video of girls doing manual labor. I will start a production company. Hire in three or four girls to start.>shooting day>we go out to my backyard>"do you want us to get in the pool?">no>there is a stack of lumber there, the miter saw is there, here are tool belts for each of you and here is a copy of the plans to build a shed>"do you want us to pose with the tools?">no>build the shed and I will film the progress
>>57335717was gonna sell at 30 but some stupid /smg/g'er said to wait till 40...
>>57335698Tell us the make and model and we will find you a battery nigger.
>>57335717>that pepeare you perchance a victim of SAVE also?
>>57335725This image makes me think they're covering Man of Constant Sorrow.
I MISSED THE DIP BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS BUYING IT
>>57335682I am a pilot for a small part 135 op and to me unions seem like such a blessing and a curse. Well, speaking from my point of view I appreciate the work that you do. Management can suck a dick, safety of flight takes priority. If it costs more money it costs more money. The way I frame it is that a crash or incident will cost a shit ton more than extra fuel.
>>57335727Is paying $50000 for a $30000 car at 8% interest a bad deal?
When is tup mooning?
>>OPHow do you guys have your trading accounts, checking accounts, and LLCs set up? Is everyone just sending money from their direct deposit checking account to robinhood?
>>57335707>don't eat ramen>decide to google the sodium content out of curiousity>1310mg per serving
>>57335744Don't make me tap the sign.
>>57335755No.
>>57335651Not a copypasta. Maybe someone just have posted the same opinion before.That or you can predict the future, in which case, time to go wild on the 0DTEs
>>57335733>went down on some news about something bad happening>averted said bad news and now is going up to the price beforeHow is this difficult for you to understand?
>>573357558% is very steep
>>57335755
>>57335760>1310mg per servingIs that alot?
>>57335755Yes
>>57334922based>>57334318THIS>>57334256thecumsock hehe
i sold all my stocks and withdraw my retirement fund because i learned the stock market is a wealth destroying ponzi scheme where a handful of people (a lot of them from the same religion that believes they are the chosen ones) move lines around as they please to rob people. i don't have any fomo if it goes up because i know that if it does they would move the lines in a way where i would not participate anyways. it feels good to not fall for the bait anymore. probably gonna move into the woods
the good guys won
>>57335718>>57335740It's a shitty ASUS laptop which cost about 300 dollars 4 years ago. It's been incredible, really.Hope it will keep working with power cable plugged into until the end of the month, cus I can't stop investooooing all my disposable income
anyone have any advice for lunar cycle/phase trading? pic very related
>>57335760Sodium tastes good
>>57335789Wait until close.
>>57335767no i understand that youre retarded lol
if nasdaq closes around this level today my widgets will give a buy signal. not yet there for s&p.
>>57335651>>57335764There was a similar anecdote last week or week before but the analogy to vidya wasn't there. Perhaps that is it? Been a lot of crabbing since then.
>>57335804I have a feeling you are poor.
>>57335682Spirit should just sell all their planes and buy helicopters, then they can just offer free helicopter rides in just a few markets like Austin, TX Chicago and San Francisco.
>>57335793Literally just search (insert model #) ASUS laptop battery. I bet that shit is like $40. The model is probably on a sticker on the bottom of the laptop. This IS financial advice.
>>57335795>taking financial 'astrology' too literally
>>5733577655% of the daily recommended sodium intake
__________ HOUR PLACE YOU'RE BETS
>>57335825Aren't laptop batteries unremovable these days? Like you need a certified individual with specific tools to replace them?
What the fuck happened today?
>>57335825I think I might get a decent machine this time around as I work as a self-employed translator from home and this little shitty thing can't even display excel sheets properly, which is pretty essential for some of the translation jobs I get lmao.I'm so stingy, though. I guess I should just open a company and file it as a business expense, but I have no idea how to do all that shit
>>57335505>No it's not. Not when CPI gets revised upthey can just keep it there. they dont need to keep raising. fed rates are way above cpi now.
>>57335852Sour hour. Only Google and Microshit seems to be able to move above its opening level. Everything else dipped.
>>57335764>>57335817yeah that's probably it
>>57335795Look up lunar cycle dates from last year and compare to spx/iwm/dia. There may be some latency but there is certainly some sort of correlation goin on. I have dabbled in gaan and seen prophetic bobos that play 7-12 days a year and live off of it. Perhaps they're just an anomaly or outlier. I am content with pattern recognition and haven't had the time to attempt to refine a new approach with work & family as of late.
>>57335864Euros pumped the market for their American masters to dump the bags on them, but they're too stupid to do that so instead chinx get to dump their bags on them.>>57335871>fed rates are way above cpi now.Hahahahaha. For now.
>>57335885>Hahahahaha. For now.its not going to suddenly spike to over 5% again. sorry bobo but the market soft landed.
>>57335862Some are, but most of the time the battery is a sealed unit with a ribbon connector of some kind with a bit of double sided tape to hold it in place. You may need small Torx screwdrivers, though, but those aren't really exotic.
Bogle-sama I continue to fail you... I will never become your champion to conquer the dark ones...
whats going on with AMD? 6% increase the last 2 days
>>57335899>Bogle-samaboglecucks are for idiots. you can do so much better stock picking.
>>57335022One of the other airlines is probably offering free upgrades to the judge. Business is so crowded these days, it's first class or nothing. Am I right dear?>>57335798It's not the Sodium alone that's the problem, it's the Amino Acid MonoSodium Glutamate, which causes apoptosis cycling effectively at random. Not terrible if you have a bunch of extra vits and mins and fats, but if you're living on Ramen, and cycling cells all the time, you can get into serious deficiencies. And when that happens your body starts to save vits and mins in extra tissues for the next time you're effectively starving because you cycled your cells for no damn reason. Meaning you get fat, which then means you have to have more blood to cover the muscles that have to move the extra fat, which means even more calories you have to eat, and if you're eating shit that's burning your vits and mins like MSG, you're just bloating your dumb ass into gastrionic surgery or whatever they call that, only to die of liver failure because you didn't' have everything you needed to cycle your cells 3 times a day for no reason at all. Long KHC.>>57335893Always amazing how much of the world is literally held by tape. LADIES AND GENTS, IT'S 3:OOPM IS IT SOUR, OR POWER?
>>57335887>All items 3.4%And that's with oil being depressed. Guess what'll happen when oil goes up.
>>57335741I'm actually just sidelined, fully MMF since about 2 weeks agotoo much volatility for me the coming weeks
>>57335682>management here thinks we are an unnecessary burden>how retarded management is with passengers' lives all in the name of hitting their on-time metrics>being over-leveraged as fuck due to buying up planes in sight with debt the last few years in preparation for a mergerBusiness Schools are a plague on American Capitalism.It only produces 80IQ drones so focused on pumping out short-term results to get promoted that they run companies into the ground.Never worked for a big corp where the managers/consultants weren't negative EV.
>>57335710Funny enough, when I first started out 7 years ago everyone I spoke to in the industry said Spirit was a great place to work. Around 5 years ago we got new management in our department and they've been like a little cabal with a personal vendetta against dispatch doing petty shit when we told them "no" to dumb and/or illegal shit. I've personally only been here 14 months but people openly mock management and pay, which is 50% LESS than dispatchers Frontier and Allegiant, despite us being larger than both. I've never worked for a company that actively hated an entire department.>>57335754Thanks, fren. You'll get plenty of extra fuel from me, although Dispatchers aren't required for Part 135 Ops. You're 100% correct in that Dispatch SHOULD be seen by management as loss prevention as well as safety officers, due to having 10 minutes extra fuel on a flight (which is $5,000 depending on the aircraft) preventing a potential $500,000 cost due to a diversion. It's retarded but management doesn't see it that way. They're so short-sighted it's insane.
>>57335907>when oil goes up.why would it? oil is pricing in a pricing war between saudis and others again. Saudis just lowered prices to asia recently. oil boom is over. back to lower levels.
>>57335864You're about to get 4 stories:Topical: w/e the news & bloombergIntrinsic: Fed Pumped out bagsEsoteric: You wouldn't get itSchizo: Two of my TLs converged and the buyers/sellers fought it out on my behalf. I am up nearly 200% today
>>57335905>Always amazing how much of the world is literally held by tape.If you think that's wild, consider how our civilization is predicated on boiling water.
>massive green day>AQB down 5%
>>57334943he's saying the stock market is about to giga-doooooooomp. i remember when anons would post effortposts like that here but it's been a long time where we've just been fed shit-tier mumoid screechposts.i'm feeling boosted just by this one anon posting this fellow bobros >>57334922lets have a good webm of these qts, both wearing bobo dressesmumoids are owari da
>>57335852DOUR HOUR
>>57335181Its a Poly AAA tail you stupid nigger.Learn to Biology
>>57335913Does extra fuel go to waste? Do they have to dump it for weight before landing or something?
>>57335909>Business Schools are a plague on American Capitalism.based take. the mag 7 i think had every founder not study business at all. and 2 didnt even graduate college.
>>57335905476.6x or 478.1x or we fade
>>57335923Anon I think they might be men.
>>57335922The bay horse of fish farming? I'm shocked.
>>57335951Fuel is extra weight. The more fuel you put in, the more fuel you burn lugging it around. This is why they try not to to fuel up more than necessary
>>57335962this meme is no longer funny anoni'm pretty sure it's been in use since at least 2018
>>57335980
>>57335904Do you see what people buy here?
Why would the market go up when there has been zero rate cuts? Seems like they are just trying to bait people in before a big dump. Doesn't make sense to me.
>>57335999>Do you see what people buy here?CHINA. Checked.
>>57336008why when they won't do stimmies
>>57336001If the market was purely logical and deterministic, it would be a "solved game" and not really be a thing at all. That is, retardation is why a market happens in the first place.
>>57335999I'm going to load up on bac puts next paycheck
>>57336001It's completely normal anon, just keep buying, it'll go up. Did it ever not go up? >>57335526
>>57335972Also just to throw some fake numbers at this for illustrative purposes:Imagine you want to fly from A to B and under normal circumstances you know that will take five fuels. That is: once you land you have zero fuels remaining. Imagine though that instead of putting five fuels in your plane, you put six. Do you think you will land with one extra fuel remaining? No, you'll land with like 0.7 fuels remaining, because you had to burn some of that 1 fuel to carry it. So you've essentially wasted fuel for no reason.
my short is ded.. fug
>>57335945Sorry to not have parsed my text for autocorrect Sanjay
Alright, suggest what stocks i should buy
>>57336015>why when they won't do stimmiesThey are doing stimmies, slow and steady.
>>57335712Once the water boils sometimes I crack an egg into a pocket made by the ramen blocks, sear ham or roast beef to toss in, and throw scallions on that sucker.
>>57336035I wouldn't buy anything unless you'd buy more of it if it dipped. Otherwise wait for march/april.
>>57336035Tup
>>57335920>boil waterthats all we know how to do.
>>57336035Can't go wrong with explosions
>>57334900My nigga, I'm glad you said that
>>57336035llap
>>57336001zero rate cuts and inflation sticky and above mandate.
>>57336040>slow and steadyThe hang seng keeps hitting new lows and the chinks in hong kong will overpay for foreign ETFs
>>57336035DCA a few hundred into SOXQ every week.
>>57336067I FUCKING LOVE PHASE CHANGES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>57335920i remember learning about how power plants generate electricitythis was so disappointing
baked>>57336098>>57336098>>57336098
>>57335999msft and nvidia?
>>57335822Based and Pinochetpilled.>>57335909True. Most of management are peak midwits who are hired due to either nepotism, brown-nosing or being a spineless enforcer for upper management and the board of directors.>>57335951Pilots will only dump fuel in case of an overweight landing which is dangerous due to a higher possibility of landing gear failure; even then overweight landings are done all the time if there's a more pressing emergency going on (like an engine fire). Fuel costs a lot of money as well and is one way to reduce cost and bump up revenue, which is why management pushes it so much. I miss working for cargo airlines since they are quite liberal with fuel, at least the one I worked at was, but then again they screwed me over not getting the COVID jab so fuck em.
>>57335972Fuel can also weigh you down and limit the cruising altitude.
>>57336113The jab is unironically a big reason why I haven’t been to keen to jump to an airline. Between the forced jab and the unions not doing much to protect workers has been a real turn off. Unions seem great until things get shitty.
>>57335793Its captivating. Too bad science™ doesn't care about anything like that any longer.
>>57335795based on googling it's buy the new moon sell the full moon with a roughly three day lag on each