/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57334822]

>gig economy edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57333639

[Anonymous No.57334831]

which color candles look more jewish in this image to you?

[Anonymous No.57334832]

Guys I don't want to be poor forever

[Anonymous No.57334844]

what the fuck is going on amd sisters

[Anonymous No.57334846]

>>57334822
Would you invest in Balldos?

[Anonymous No.57334848]

>>57334832
Find a side hustle gig then, fren

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57334850]

Today this market is being such a fuddy duddy.

[Anonymous No.57334851]

>>57334832
Pussy.

[Anonymous No.57334855]

>>57334844
stocks dont just go up every day especially one as big as amd that just went up 60% over a few months

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57334863]

>>57334831
Trick question, they're all Jewish working together to paint a Jewish barcode on the index.

[Anonymous No.57334864]

>>57334846
How did this dude become such a lolcow?

[Anonymous No.57334865]

>>57334851
is that guy even alive anymore
does that show even run anymore
i havent watched a cable tv channel in years

[Anonymous No.57334867]

Hooked on Fonics worked for me.
Buy $BABA.

[Anonymous No.57334869]

>>57334831
1 minutes are always traded by retarded slurpbots until their positions become untenable.

[Anonymous No.57334872]

I'll be bearish in this thread so i can fit in.
>ZOMG IT'S OVER
IT'S GOING DOWN
>THEY CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
ELON DECLARED DEAD AT 38
>NUKES GOING OFF IN MONTANA AND YEMEN
YIELD CURVE UN INVERTING
>6 CUTS STILL PRICED IN
ATH DOUBLE TOP JUST LIKE 99
>IT'S GONNA BE WORSE THAN 99 OR 08
IT'S OVER
>SO OVER

[Anonymous No.57334875]

>>57334865
He is and it does

[Anonymous No.57334883]

>>57334872
>once in a lifetime opportunity to slurp the mother of all dips

[Anonymous No.57334890]

>>57334872
these thing are true

[Anonymous No.57334891]

>>57334875
shoutouts to kornheiser dudes like 500 years old
espn must be in bad shape if they just let old people stick around because they have no one new

[Anonymous No.57334895]

Imagine wanting to hold this piece of shit overnight, lmao.

[Anonymous No.57334898]

>>57334865
Tony is immortal in our hearts.
>Also, yeah, I think they still do PTI sometimes

[Anonymous No.57334900]

>>57334891
Wilbon's still on there too

[Anonymous No.57334901]

>bears were shitting and pissing themselves over a gap fill
lmao

[Anonymous No.57334907]

>SAVE down 70%
Shit is going down the drain. How is Biden allowed to do that?

[Anonymous No.57334909]

STOP THE COUNT

[Anonymous No.57334922]

WELLS FARGO SHIFTS TO INTERMEDIATE-DATED DEBT, FROM LONG-END

Wells Fargo Investment Institute has downgraded its allocations to U.S. long term taxable fixed income to neutral, from most favorable, and upgraded U.S. intermediate term taxable fixed income to neutral, from unfavorable, saying that it expects long-term yields to rise by year-end.

“Intermediate-term fixed income is less rate sensitive than long-term fixed income,” Wells Fargo said, noting that “historically, as time to maturity increased, the relative impact of an increase or decrease in rates on total returns increased notably. In our view, this could be a potential advantage as we expect interest rates to increase later this year.”

The benchmark 10-year T-Note yield
US10Y
has dropped from a 16-year high of 5.021% on Oct. 23, to 4.14% on Thursday.

With that drop, Wells Fargo sees “an opportunity to lock in gains." It added that now it holds a most favorable rating only on U.S. short-term taxable fixed income.

>Banks are literally doing it right now
Don't say I didn't fucking warn you. I tried. I tried my hardest.

[Anonymous No.57334923]

>>57334901
if we want to talk about gap fills lets not forget

[Anonymous No.57334925]

There's a potential stock market kill screen coming up in case you wanna watch

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57334928]

>>57334883
This isn't a "Buy the Dip" kind of dip.

[Anonymous No.57334930]

>>57334872

[Anonymous No.57334932]

There's still an over 40% chance Biden wins the 2024 election. Let that sink in.

[Anonymous No.57334935]

Should I sell MARA or keep holding? I'm deep in red at this point...

[Anonymous No.57334939]

>>57334932
if biden stays in office its literally because he wants to make sure americas first female present is a dumb nigger bitch
in fact at this point im convinced thats what this all is

[Anonymous No.57334940]

>>57334932
>There's still an over 40% chance Biden wins the 2024 election
based on what? (((pollsters)))?

[Anonymous No.57334943]

>>57334922
Say this again but assume I'm retarded

[Anonymous No.57334944]

>sold puts at the top
how fucked am i bros

[Anonymous No.57334948]

>mfw i sold my calls too early

[Anonymous No.57334949]

>>57334935
When their hashrate gets cut in half april will you ask the same?

[Anonymous No.57334950]

>>57334939
Kamala harris is not black she is indian mixed

She larps as black for sympathy

[Anonymous No.57334951]

>>57334944
youre supposed to sell otm calls when the line is going up retard

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57334954]

>>57334944
We're invading Iran tonight, so probably pretty fucked.

[Anonymous No.57334960]

nobody is doing shit tonight especially not any of us

[Anonymous No.57334962]

>>57334932
dont care still ridin with biden
#bidenomics works chud
#irish catholic madlad
#dark brandon rises

[Anonymous No.57334967]

>>57334951
the IV is higher on lower strike prices tho right now

[Anonymous No.57334977]

>>57334967
yeah selling calls isnt a good strat either way because calls are cheap as shit
but you cant just sell puts like that
this is actually currently a buy debit spreads market if you want to be directional

[Anonymous No.57334982]

AHA! THERE IS THE GREEN BUTTON

[Anonymous No.57334984]

>>57334907
where is the anon that posted that SAVE wasnt going through a few ago?

[Anonymous No.57334988]

AMD BROS WE ARE SO BACK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57334992]

>>57334988
>back because it bounced off MA
You fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.57334995]

>>57334831
if you guessed green, you were right
notice the red, rational candles, and the green jewish candles

[Anonymous No.57335000]

>Boboposting
>indices green

[Anonymous No.57335004]

>>57334822
AAPL up over 5 points. This shit is being driven by derivatives.
When the music stops this time we’re all going to be fucked.

[Anonymous No.57335005]

>>57334995
1Ms always manipulate momentum. If you see this happening, sell and buy at the bottom because a retard pump is coming.

[Anonymous No.57335009]

>>57334982
Still in crab zone be cautious.

[Anonymous No.57335011]

>>57335000
Everyone is max schizo today.

[Anonymous No.57335012]

>>57334988
hahaha i shouldn’t have rolled at the top hahahaha

[Anonymous No.57335013]

>>57335005
yep, already loaded up the 0deets

[Anonymous No.57335016]

SAVE baggies
wdwd

[Anonymous No.57335022]

>>57334907
from an outside perspective w/ no stock ownership... how the fuck is microsoft allowed to acquire blizzard but this isn't allowed?

[Anonymous No.57335023]

>>57334982
>>57335009
and may just back test that small resistance below where it is currently. The lines tell you what to do it just tells you when you (may) have to take action.

[Anonymous No.57335032]

>>57335012
forgot pic i’m going back to thinkorswim i hate robinhood

[Anonymous No.57335033]

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=43

[Anonymous No.57335048]

>>57335033
33 Checked.
33 long polysaccaride with a's. Goddamn we are all so fucked.

[Anonymous No.57335049]

>>57335032
robinkike execution prices are complete dogshit, use tos or tasty

[Anonymous No.57335050]

>>57334984
The judge pretty much gave it away at the end of the trial. Said he is convinced by the DOJ that the merger would hurt pricing, but "had problems" by the DOJ stubbornness of no compromise.

[Anonymous No.57335064]

>>57334935
I'm still holding, but we desperately need a good buttcoin pump to pump our bags.

[Anonymous No.57335067]

>474
where are the bobos now

[Anonymous No.57335071]

We are pumping again tomorrow aren't we?

[Anonymous No.57335072]

MARA? More like mARGEa!

[Anonymous No.57335073]

>>57335067
Waiting for the dead cat bounce to end.
>>57335071
No.

[Anonymous No.57335074]

buying 0dte calls now that a retard rally has been confirmed

[Anonymous No.57335082]

>>57335071

[Anonymous No.57335087]

>>57334950
>Kamala Devi Harris was born in Oakland, California,[9] on October 20, 1964.[10] Her mother, Shyamala Gopalan, was a Tamil Indian biologist, whose work on the progesterone receptor gene stimulated advances in breast cancer research.[11] She came to the United States from India in 1958, as a 19-year-old graduate student in nutrition and endocrinology at the University of California, Berkeley,[12][13] and received her PhD in 1964.[14] Kamala Harris's Jamaican American father, Donald J. Harris, is of African and Irish ancestry.[15]
>African and Irish ancestry
The Hibernian Conspiracy is deeper than you know.

[Anonymous No.57335095]

I wonder when I'll cross 5% YTD!
How are you doing anon?

[Anonymous No.57335097]

>>57335022
Video games are pointless and do not have any real purpose

[Anonymous No.57335105]

>>57334883
>mother of all dips
>spy 474
my thinkorswim must be broken

[Anonymous No.57335115]

i guess i am a worthless

[Anonymous No.57335117]

>>57335022
What does have purpose ? You can't answer that because being on biz is the antithesis of purpose. This is meaningless banter or you're a plant with a conscious.Go on some where faggot or spook.

[Anonymous No.57335123]

I feel a lot more comfortable knowing that banks are switching to bonds just as I said they would be a few hours back.

There will be huge fucking tears when the rugpull comes. The music is stopping.

[Anonymous No.57335125]

>>57335115
Nonsense. The purpose of your worth has yet to be revealed to you brother.

[Anonymous No.57335126]

>>57335074
what strike? post positions

[Anonymous No.57335131]

>>57335022
The judges and politicians probably own Microsoft and other tech shares

[Anonymous No.57335132]

>>57335072
Don't forget
>HUT: -25%

This is why you NEVER invest with women CEOs.

[Anonymous No.57335141]

>>57335115
Go do something nice, you'll feel better

[Anonymous No.57335142]

>>57335123
>switching to bonds
why would bonds be safer than private companies exactly?

[Anonymous No.57335145]

>>57335126
475s

[Anonymous No.57335146]

>>57335126
No time for that but you can safely bet that: Spy, SPX, QQQ, IWM, DIA, etc. will work. Its all contingent of like 5-7 companies goin up. Diversification is a meme.

[Anonymous No.57335147]

>>57335142
Because the equities will take a massive fucking shit due to unpayable debt/skyrocketing inflation. It's a double whammy because it fucks either the rich or the poor. Guess who the Fed will pick.

[Anonymous No.57335148]

heemed

[Anonymous No.57335159]

>>57335048
>polysaccaride
Haven't read that word since biochemistry class. Takes me back...

[Anonymous No.57335169]

>>57335147
I should be good investing in companies with little to no debt then

[Anonymous No.57335171]

war is bullish

[Anonymous No.57335172]

>>57335145
and im out. profit secured to pay for the bearish positions

[Anonymous No.57335174]

If you guys could make BOIL go up that would help me a lot.

[Anonymous No.57335176]

>>57335169
Those literally don't exist. Instead, you should be shorting indexes just before the music stops, or buying bonds yourself.

[Anonymous No.57335180]

>>57335171
For me.

[Anonymous No.57335181]

>>57335148
We're still inside yesterday's price range this could all be noise bobo. You need to develop some tolerances and perception of scale. Start thinking more than shitposting

>>57335159
>tttagtagtg ctatccccat gtgattttaa tagcttctta ggagaatgac aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa aaa

Why would there be 33 a's there at the end of that thing.....

[Anonymous No.57335187]

>>57335071
Hilarious wojak lol

[Anonymous No.57335192]

>>57335180
>the GAE ETF

[Anonymous No.57335196]

>>57335181
>>57335159
For reference to my anecdote

>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/NC_045512.2

[Anonymous No.57335198]

O salutaris Hostia,
Quae caeli pandis ostium:
Bella premunt hostilia,
Da robur, fer auxilium.
Uni trinoque Domino
Sit sempiterna gloria,
Qui vitam sine termino
Nobis donet in patria.
Amen.

[Anonymous No.57335210]

>MARA

I CAN'T BREATH

[Anonymous No.57335217]

where is my third step down??

[Anonymous No.57335218]

>>57335192
I'm balls deep in GAYMF already.

[Anonymous No.57335219]

>>57335147
bonds annual returns are below inflation, I really fail to see how it's a good investment

[Anonymous No.57335223]

Is MTBA a good buy?

[Anonymous No.57335230]

>>57335132
Is there an etf tracking the performance of companies with female leadership?

[Anonymous No.57335233]

>>57335181
>Why would there be 33 a's there at the end of that thing.....
Hmmm... It couldn't be bioengineered, because that would be a conspiracy...

[Anonymous No.57335234]

Guys the big dogs are pivoting into bond trading. OI is also dominated by bonds + interest rate futures. Maybe positioning into bonds now is a good call.

[Anonymous No.57335235]

>>57335176
Noted. I've got one company on the top of my head with 0/low debt, but I'll research some bonds to fuck around with

[Anonymous No.57335239]

>>57335219
They're supposed to be safe storage for money.

[Anonymous No.57335246]

>>57335230
Why, I'm glad you asked. https://etfdb.com/etf/SHE/#etf-ticker-profile

[Anonymous No.57335258]

>>57335022
Because there are other game publishers and plenty of substitute goods. The government does not really give a shit about which gaming console CoD comes out on or how much it costs. They do care about the poorfag airline getting bought out and potentially jacking up prices across the industry because Spirit being an option kept the rest of the industry in check.

The government would rather have SAVE go into Chapter 11 and restructure so they can keep offering poorfags air travel at cheap prices, even if that means screwing over SAVE shareholders.

The is a reason why SAVE was trading at like half the buyout price. Everyone knew there was a risk this could happen - the street doesn't just leave 80-100% arbs on the table if there isn't risk of the deal going tits up.

[Anonymous No.57335260]

>>57335159
>>57335196
>The 100% lethal strain has escaped containment
>It has infected AiC anon

[Coombler No.57335261]

>>57335239
They get large capital gains during rate cuts.

[Anonymous No.57335268]

>>57335196
>>57335233
33 again hmm the digits are trying to tell us something

[Anonymous No.57335271]

>>57335181
i actually heemed myself on calls today by not having the stones to ride out the dip at 13:00. was down 20% at one point and i ended up getting out for 1% profit because i wasnt confident in this pump... green is green i suppose and now my mind is free to continue shitposting

[Anonymous No.57335272]

>>57335219
it's just an alternative to keep cash sitting in the account. As an example, out of curiousity I put $5000 into a bond to see what would happen.
So in a year's time I will have $5250, and I didn't mean to spend/invest this money anyway as it is part of my saving up for a land or house purchase

[Anonymous No.57335273]

>>57335261
That too, but in case it doesn't pan out, they're supposed to keep the cash safe.

[Anonymous No.57335278]

>>57335176
They sure do exist, e.g. TROW or MNST.

[Anonymous No.57335285]

apple computer

[Anonymous No.57335288]

>>57335260
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Anonymous No.57335290]

>>57335272
how often do they pay the interest rates?

[Anonymous No.57335304]

i guess there wont be a stock market kill screen today after all

[Anonymous No.57335307]

>>57335290
On maturity I would assume.

[Coombler No.57335308]

>>57335273
Exactly. Which is why when rates start to get cut, big money goes into bonds and crashes the stock market.

When the poors finally sell their stocks and look to safety, they provide bond exit liquidity to the rich who then buy up their cheapo stocks at the bottom of the dump.

[Anonymous No.57335314]

>>57335218
Remember to hedge with SIGA.

[Anonymous No.57335317]

>>57335308
dios mio

[Anonymous No.57335319]

>>57335304
stock market kill screen only happens when everyone thinks were all getting rich from the market going up

[Coombler No.57335325]

>>57335317
Yes?

[Anonymous No.57335337]

>>57335217
I missed it too, need a sour hour to save the day

[Anonymous No.57335338]

>>57335325
please anon. I yield

[Anonymous No.57335343]

>>57335016
>>57335022
>>57334907
I am currently in the Spirit Airlines Operations Center. AMA

[Anonymous No.57335352]

>>57335325
>>57335308
my fucking heart

[Anonymous No.57335355]

So is spirit going bankrupt or is this a buy opportunity

[Anonymous No.57335357]

>triple top before close
I wonder what's going to happen.

[Anonymous No.57335360]

>>57335343
You dust off your resume yet?

https://archive (dot) ph/PjQuk

[Anonymous No.57335362]

>>57335343
how's your stock based compensation doing?

[Anonymous No.57335363]

>>57335343
>No timestamp.
Sure yo are.

[Anonymous No.57335366]

>>57335307
if that was true they wouldn't be trading

[Anonymous No.57335373]

>>57335357
probably the market stays high and goes higher because......?

[Anonymous No.57335378]

>>57335363
Fuck look at those silk stretchers.

[Anonymous No.57335379]

>>57335033
>>57335288
you need to fuckin relax

[Anonymous No.57335382]

>>57335343
how over is it?

[Coombler No.57335394]

>>57335352
>>57335338

So you acknowledge that once the rates start being cut (or it becomes a sure thing that they will be) we should see a major dump on SPY?

[Anonymous No.57335403]

>>57335378
Yessir.

[Anonymous No.57335404]

What stock is the DOJ, SEC, or FTC gonna pump or dump yet? I wanna front run

[Anonymous No.57335409]

>>57335271
I am a full fledge schizo and I try to take a position based on my lines. Are you doing something similar ? At least with supply/demand type boxes ? You can do it without any visual aids but if I have processes in place to parse data then I will not have to express "concern" about what I am doing.

I have a go/nogo switch. Fail fast or win fast. Move on to next trade or reassess my timeframe if I adamantly want to trade a ticker.

[Anonymous No.57335412]

>>57335141
I'm going to eat some ramen, maybe that will help

[Anonymous No.57335417]

AMD +1% AGAIN
>AMD +1% AGAIN
AMD +1% AGAIN
>AMD +1% AGAIN
AMD +1% AGAIN
>AMD +1% AGAIN
AMD +1% AGAIN
>AMD +1% AGAIN
AMD +1% AGAIN
>AMD +1% AGAIN
AMD +1% AGAIN
>AMD +1% AGAIN

[Anonymous No.57335421]

>>57335246
>Top holdings are NVDA AMZN MSFT AAPL META GOOGL
This is just a shittier QQQ

[Anonymous No.57335424]

>>57335360
Yes, but I don't want to since this is my fourth aviation job and I'm so fucking tired of moving. Also family and friends are all in Florida.
>>57335362
lol
LMAO
A Boomer lost $25k on betting the merger would go through and the stock would rise.
>>57335363
Niggers (You) tongue my anus

[Coombler No.57335427]

>>57335412
Enjoy the TBQH as it liquidates your colon. You should eat a pizza instead.

[Anonymous No.57335428]

>>57335412
go for a walk. i always feel better. im going to go for one shortly in fact.

[Anonymous No.57335431]

>>57335115
>i guess i am a worth-less
Why are you worth-less (net-worth)? What did you lose monniez on?

[Anonymous No.57335435]

>sudden 0.35% 1H candle after Waller said higher for longer, Bostic said higher for longer, job market is hot as fuck and banks are switching to bonds
Well I don't know what to fucking tell you.

[Anonymous No.57335444]

>>57335424
Based. I kneel.

[Anonymous No.57335446]

SOXL SOXL OOOOOOO SOXL

[Anonymous No.57335445]

Fomoed into PYPL after I sold the bottom yesterday

[Anonymous No.57335449]

>>57335382
My department might be okay if we do go Chapter 11 since we're operations and we have a high attrition rate to the Major airlines anyway and will probably lose even more people with this news. The HR and admin normies in the other side of the street are in full panic mode though and people are starting to get furloughed and outright fired.

[Anonymous No.57335455]

>>57335404
Can only tell you in person. Meet me at 38.89899, -77.00407. 2am. Don't be late.

[Anonymous No.57335459]

>>57335394
I don't get it, why can't I have this?
I have a secure job, I'm 6ft and fit, I'm not ugly, I have my own place and a car, I dress and smell good and take care of my appearance. Yet no girl I've met (yes, I actively talk to women outside of dating apps) has shown interest in me, not even the fat and below average ones. Every other guy seems to be doing fine. I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.57335460]

>>57335394
When rates go down the market will go up. Because the mega caps are just hording cash right now waiting for cheap credit.
Sovereign debt notes will go up, DCAing into TLT is not a bad play if you think that rates have stabilized and will go down this year.
Equities will go down if the fed decides that inflation is sticking and decide to raise rates again. But it is an election year and the global economy is in a recession because of the current rates. They will help the POC's and lower rates, sending equities and bond notes higher into the election to juice the economy. The writing is on the wall.
I am LONG

[Anonymous No.57335461]

>>57335421
Its all, almost a shitty qqq.

May be near the upper bounds of what we get unless we chasing 478 today.

[Anonymous No.57335465]

>>57334922
are we getting a rate raise or are they locking in their spread?

[Anonymous No.57335472]

>>57335465
>are we getting a rate raise
Most likely. When? Nobody knows.

[Anonymous No.57335474]

Can't wait to buy 0dte spy puts any minute now

[Anonymous No.57335477]

>>57335290
semi-annually. If the maturity date is January 25th, you get an interest payment every January 25th and every July 25th

[Anonymous No.57335479]

>>57335431
I'm mostly invested in tech

[Anonymous No.57335481]

>>57335009
Just rolled puts mushahshhshshshsaaa. More leverage.

[Anonymous No.57335482]

>>57335472
not a chance of a rate raise. its done rising. they wont cut until q3-q4 and only 1-3 by eoy.

[Anonymous No.57335486]

>Even fuckin turds like BYND are mooning
That's how I know this pump will end red.

[Anonymous No.57335490]

>>57335459
You think about it too much. That’s why
Go join clubs or play some sports. If anything, go to a traditional church. That’s what I did and I have a son on the way

[Anonymous No.57335498]

>>57335234
T-Note futures have always had heavy volume and open interest. I think the SOFRs are newer. You can't read into anything based off this.

[Anonymous No.57335499]

>>57335482
All rate cuts start with emergency meetings. I wouldn’t listen to Fed officials

[Anonymous No.57335505]

>>57335482
>it's done rising
No it's not. Not when CPI gets revised up
>healthy and normal market movements

[Anonymous No.57335509]

>>57335479
So you are not worth-less you are worth-more? Right anon?

[Anonymous No.57335511]

>>57335444
Checked and good taste in cowtits, anon.

[Anonymous No.57335518]

>>57335486
this company still exists?

[Anonymous No.57335522]

>>57335511
Checked and thank you.

[Anonymous No.57335523]

>>57335459
No woman wants a man with no friends. If you have a good group of friends it shows that you are not someone people want to spend time with and that you have a good social standing.

[Anonymous No.57335526]

AHHH WHY CANT I GET MY WAGIE CHECK NOW
I NEED MORE STOCKS!!!

[Anonymous No.57335536]

>>57335523
>not someone
are someone*

[Anonymous No.57335539]

>>57335498
Ok. I was looking for something totally unrelated and was surprised to see rates futes so high.

[Anonymous No.57335542]

>>57335509
My net worth is not my value as a person. I'm worth more dead than alive actually, then my next of kin can liquidate my portfolio and get some money.

[Anonymous No.57335545]

Niggers like this exist and mumus try to tell me it's not a bubble.

[Anonymous No.57335563]

i personally think when the entire stock market goes up like a penny stock that its completely normal and healthy market behavior

[Anonymous No.57335576]

So I guess the creation of ETFs just allowed the smart money and easy way to short crypto.

[Anonymous No.57335580]

If this place were a bar it would be called The Salty Bear.

[Anonymous No.57335585]

>>57335563
AAPL, META, and NVDA is driving this today.

[Anonymous No.57335589]

>>57335542
>I'm worth more dead than alive actually,
No, you're not we need more investoors like you not consoomers like your next of kin.

[Anonymous No.57335592]

>>57335424
What are you doing for Spirit? Are you a pilot? I know a handful of pilots and mechanics who work for Hawaiian and there is a lot of mixed feelings about the Alaska but out. From what I understand if Hawaiian doesn’t get bought out by Alaska, they will end up bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.57335595]

>>57335355
Probably will go bankrupt. The question is will they be allowed to restructure and I get to keep my job (Chapter 11) or will everything get liquidated and I have to fucking move to a new airline AGAIN (Chapter 7)? There are rumors in the office that this was all a long-game keikaku by Frontier to acquire us at a major discount. That being said, I have no idea if they will even allow another merger attempt, even if it's with a fellow ULCC.

I am sure the Alaska Airlines acquisition of Hawaiian will 100% be allowed to go through because this society is fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.57335600]

>>57335585
i think its perfectly normal and healthy market behavior for apple to go up like a penny stock

[Anonymous No.57335607]

>>57335589
>we need more investoors like you
You mean idiots who got lucky betting on leveraged ETFs?
That's what the world needs more of?
Really?

[Anonymous No.57335608]

>>57335539
Yeah, it's unexpected the first time you see it. The stock market is popular, but the bond market is gigantic.

[Anonymous No.57335612]

>s&p up 0,75%
>nasdaq ip 1,35%
>WTF WHY IS THIS MARKET BEHAVING LIKE A PENNY STOCK

[Anonymous No.57335616]

>>57335147
>Because the equities will take a massive fucking shit due to unpayable debt/skyrocketing inflation. It's a double whammy because it fucks either the rich or the poor. Guess who the Fed will pick.
What are you talking about.
If fed moves to stop inflation, they hike rates and your bonds eat shit because you're long duration.
If fed doesn't move to stop inflation, then your bonds get inflated away into being worthless.
If you are scared about debt ceiling & inflation bonds should be the last thing you touch.

Equities outperform bonds in hyperinflationary periods because they represent ownership of tangible productive economic assets.
Historically, specie, commodities, & value equities are the best hedges.

>>57335219
>bonds annual returns are below inflation
This is objectively untrue on pretty much any time horizon. The bond market didn't pop into existence April 2020.
Historical real return is ~2.5% per this study. https://economics.harvard.edu/files/economics/files/ms28533.pdf

[Anonymous No.57335620]

>>57335607
>leveraged ETFs
Ok I didn't know you were like that... Eat your ramen.

[Anonymous No.57335622]

>>57335600
Boeing is going up on streetshitters buying their jets after US grounded theirs.
Apple is going up after discounting their shit in Shina.
I have no fucking idea why Faceberg is going up but it's a dead company that makes no money.

While NVDA and AMD are good companies, they are WAY fucking overpriced.

It's absolutely hilarious there's niggers who still want to dogpile into this flaming garbage. Magnificent 7 pieces of flaming shit while banks are already bailing out.

[Anonymous No.57335626]

>>57334935
Buy $10 Puts to recover your loss, and then go long at $10 again.

MARAchads don't baghold.

[Anonymous No.57335628]

>>57335600
>down 3.66% on the month
>goes up 3% on news it can still sell one of it's core products
>p-penny stock!!!
You are a moron huh?

[Anonymous No.57335630]

>>57335620
>Eat your ramen.
I'm almost done. I made two packets in one bowl

[Anonymous No.57335633]

>>57335258
OH NO SOMEONE THINK OF THE POOR SHAREHOLDERINOS

[Anonymous No.57335634]

Where to park cash, it's in CASH.TO now but that's garbage

[Anonymous No.57335635]

>>57335612
That 0.75% is literally billions of dollars you fucking troglodyte. Circuit breakers trigger at -1.5% for you mumu faggots.

[Anonymous No.57335636]

>>57335622
META makes money, you are really dense if you think that they wont increase revenue on an election year in adspend

[Anonymous No.57335641]

>>57335626
Wtf I love negroes now...
>>57335630
What brand of noodles are you consooming?

[Anonymous No.57335645]

>>57335612
thank you anon I am glad i am not the only one calling these retards out.

[Anonymous No.57335651]

>>57335258
t-this is a copypasta, right?
Just got huge deja vu

[Anonymous No.57335662]

>>57335641
Just the cheap brand today, Maruchan Shrimp flavored
Last week I decided to try a fancy brand that cost more, also shrimp flavored, but it was fucking disgusting. It tasted like rotten fish. I used one of those as the second noodle packs (tossed the flavor packet).

[Anonymous No.57335668]

>AMD vs Intel

[Anonymous No.57335678]

https://youtu.be/_I1_5mSXinQ?si=5yzslcYL5e4aY50q&t=90

[Anonymous No.57335682]

>>57335592
Aircraft Dispatcher. Been doing it for 7 years now. I enjoy the profession even though management here thinks we are an unnecessary burden to the operation rather than an important part of flight safety and planning. We also determine fuel loads, which is like 30% of an airline's overhead lmao, yet they still antagonize us. We're currently negotiating our union contract but are prepared to get stonewalled once again due to this. And yes, normally I fucking hate unions but for this job they are a necessity due to how retarded management is with passengers' lives all in the name of hitting their on-time metrics.

Hawaiian is in the same boat as us. Their business model just isn't profitable anymore. With Spirit, we have the additional problem of being over-leveraged as fuck due to buying up planes in sight with debt the last few years in preparation for a merger that now has been blocked.

[Anonymous No.57335687]

>>57335662
>Last week I decided to try a fancy brand that cost more, also shrimp flavored, but it was fucking disgusting. It tasted like rotten fish.
It do be like that sometimes.

[Anonymous No.57335698]

>finally have a green day
>laptop has begun to shut down immediately when I remove the power cable, so have to keep it plugged in at all times
some of us just weren't meant to make it, bros

[Anonymous No.57335700]

>>57335628
guess what penny stocks run on
le news

[Anonymous No.57335703]

It was the highest oil settlement of 2024 today.

[Anonymous No.57335707]

>>57335630
That's a lot of sodium friend

[Anonymous No.57335708]

Is buying schd and schg the same as buying spy?

[Anonymous No.57335710]

>>57335682
Man, SAVE is a fucking piece of shit if even a sliver of what you say is true.

[Anonymous No.57335712]

>>57335698
Yeah it's true
>>57335707
Two noodle blocks but only one flavor pack
Also... it doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.57335713]

>>57335700
except the news annonced that they effectively saved a $23.8 billion annual product instead of getting heemed by lawsuits.

[Anonymous No.57335717]

MARA bros, how you holding up

[Anonymous No.57335718]

>>57335698
You're going to invest in replacing the battery instead of a whole new machine, right?

[Anonymous No.57335721]

>>57335703
Only thing missing now is another Tweet by Cramer like in end of june.

[Anonymous No.57335724]

>>57335712
>Two noodle blocks but only one flavor pack
Ah I see
Just watching out for you

[Anonymous No.57335725]

>>57335712
>But in the end it doesn't even matter.

[Anonymous No.57335727]

>>57335708
No
next question

[Anonymous No.57335733]

>>57335713
so... nothing changed, no actual improvement
whys it going up again? all they did was avert something bad from happening

[Anonymous No.57335735]

>>57335394
There is a hole in the cooming market for video of girls doing manual labor. I will start a production company. Hire in three or four girls to start.
>shooting day
>we go out to my backyard
>"do you want us to get in the pool?"
>no
>there is a stack of lumber there, the miter saw is there, here are tool belts for each of you and here is a copy of the plans to build a shed
>"do you want us to pose with the tools?"
>no
>build the shed and I will film the progress

[Anonymous No.57335738]

>>57335717
was gonna sell at 30 but some stupid /smg/g'er said to wait till 40...

[Anonymous No.57335740]

>>57335698
Tell us the make and model and we will find you a battery nigger.

[Anonymous No.57335741]

>>57335717
>that pepe
are you perchance a victim of SAVE also?

[Anonymous No.57335743]

>>57335725
This image makes me think they're covering Man of Constant Sorrow.

[Anonymous No.57335744]

I MISSED THE DIP BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS BUYING IT

[Anonymous No.57335754]

>>57335682
I am a pilot for a small part 135 op and to me unions seem like such a blessing and a curse. Well, speaking from my point of view I appreciate the work that you do. Management can suck a dick, safety of flight takes priority. If it costs more money it costs more money. The way I frame it is that a crash or incident will cost a shit ton more than extra fuel.

[Anonymous No.57335755]

>>57335727
Is paying $50000 for a $30000 car at 8% interest a bad deal?

[Mairon No.57335757]

When is tup mooning?

[Anonymous No.57335756]

>>57334822
How do you guys have your trading accounts, checking accounts, and LLCs set up?

Is everyone just sending money from their direct deposit checking account to robinhood?

[Anonymous No.57335760]

>>57335707
>don't eat ramen
>decide to google the sodium content out of curiousity
>1310mg per serving

[Anonymous No.57335761]

>>57335744
Don't make me tap the sign.

[Anonymous No.57335762]

>>57335755
No.

[Anonymous No.57335764]

>>57335651
Not a copypasta. Maybe someone just have posted the same opinion before.
That or you can predict the future, in which case, time to go wild on the 0DTEs

[Anonymous No.57335767]

>>57335733
>went down on some news about something bad happening
>averted said bad news and now is going up to the price before
How is this difficult for you to understand?

[Anonymous No.57335769]

>>57335755
8% is very steep

[Anonymous No.57335775]

>>57335755

[Anonymous No.57335776]

>>57335760
>1310mg per serving
Is that alot?

[Anonymous No.57335783]

>>57335755
Yes

[Anonymous No.57335786]

>>57334922
based
>>57334318
THIS
>>57334256
thecumsock hehe

[Anonymous No.57335788]

i sold all my stocks and withdraw my retirement fund because i learned the stock market is a wealth destroying ponzi scheme where a handful of people (a lot of them from the same religion that believes they are the chosen ones) move lines around as they please to rob people. i don't have any fomo if it goes up because i know that if it does they would move the lines in a way where i would not participate anyways. it feels good to not fall for the bait anymore. probably gonna move into the woods

[Anonymous No.57335789]

the good guys won

[Anonymous No.57335793]

>>57335718
>>57335740
It's a shitty ASUS laptop which cost about 300 dollars 4 years ago. It's been incredible, really.
Hope it will keep working with power cable plugged into until the end of the month, cus I can't stop investooooing all my disposable income

[Anonymous No.57335795]

anyone have any advice for lunar cycle/phase trading? pic very related

[Anonymous No.57335798]

>>57335760
Sodium tastes good

[Anonymous No.57335802]

>>57335789
Wait until close.

[Anonymous No.57335804]

>>57335767
no i understand that youre retarded lol

[Anonymous No.57335813]

if nasdaq closes around this level today my widgets will give a buy signal. not yet there for s&p.

[Anonymous No.57335817]

>>57335651
>>57335764


There was a similar anecdote last week or week before but the analogy to vidya wasn't there. Perhaps that is it? Been a lot of crabbing since then.

[Anonymous No.57335818]

>>57335804
I have a feeling you are poor.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57335822]

>>57335682
Spirit should just sell all their planes and buy helicopters, then they can just offer free helicopter rides in just a few markets like Austin, TX Chicago and San Francisco.

[Anonymous No.57335825]

>>57335793
Literally just search (insert model #) ASUS laptop battery. I bet that shit is like $40. The model is probably on a sticker on the bottom of the laptop. This IS financial advice.

[Anonymous No.57335837]

>>57335795
>taking financial 'astrology' too literally

[Anonymous No.57335845]

>>57335776
55% of the daily recommended sodium intake

[Anonymous No.57335852]

__________ HOUR PLACE YOU'RE BETS

[Anonymous No.57335862]

>>57335825
Aren't laptop batteries unremovable these days? Like you need a certified individual with specific tools to replace them?

[Anonymous No.57335864]

What the fuck happened today?

[Anonymous No.57335869]

>>57335825
I think I might get a decent machine this time around as I work as a self-employed translator from home and this little shitty thing can't even display excel sheets properly, which is pretty essential for some of the translation jobs I get lmao.
I'm so stingy, though.
I guess I should just open a company and file it as a business expense, but I have no idea how to do all that shit

[Anonymous No.57335871]

>>57335505
>No it's not. Not when CPI gets revised up
they can just keep it there. they dont need to keep raising. fed rates are way above cpi now.

[Anonymous No.57335872]

>>57335852
Sour hour. Only Google and Microshit seems to be able to move above its opening level. Everything else dipped.

[Anonymous No.57335882]

>>57335764
>>57335817
yeah that's probably it

[Anonymous No.57335884]

>>57335795
Look up lunar cycle dates from last year and compare to spx/iwm/dia. There may be some latency but there is certainly some sort of correlation goin on.

I have dabbled in gaan and seen prophetic bobos that play 7-12 days a year and live off of it. Perhaps they're just an anomaly or outlier. I am content with pattern recognition and haven't had the time to attempt to refine a new approach with work & family as of late.

[Anonymous No.57335885]

>>57335864
Euros pumped the market for their American masters to dump the bags on them, but they're too stupid to do that so instead chinx get to dump their bags on them.
>>57335871
>fed rates are way above cpi now.
Hahahahaha. For now.

[Anonymous No.57335887]

>>57335885
>Hahahahaha. For now.
its not going to suddenly spike to over 5% again. sorry bobo but the market soft landed.

[Anonymous No.57335893]

>>57335862
Some are, but most of the time the battery is a sealed unit with a ribbon connector of some kind with a bit of double sided tape to hold it in place. You may need small Torx screwdrivers, though, but those aren't really exotic.

[Anonymous No.57335899]

Bogle-sama I continue to fail you... I will never become your champion to conquer the dark ones...

[Anonymous No.57335902]

whats going on with AMD? 6% increase the last 2 days

[Anonymous No.57335904]

>>57335899
>Bogle-sama
boglecucks are for idiots. you can do so much better stock picking.

[Anonymous No.57335905]

>>57335022
One of the other airlines is probably offering free upgrades to the judge. Business is so crowded these days, it's first class or nothing. Am I right dear?
>>57335798
It's not the Sodium alone that's the problem, it's the Amino Acid MonoSodium Glutamate, which causes apoptosis cycling effectively at random. Not terrible if you have a bunch of extra vits and mins and fats, but if you're living on Ramen, and cycling cells all the time, you can get into serious deficiencies. And when that happens your body starts to save vits and mins in extra tissues for the next time you're effectively starving because you cycled your cells for no damn reason. Meaning you get fat, which then means you have to have more blood to cover the muscles that have to move the extra fat, which means even more calories you have to eat, and if you're eating shit that's burning your vits and mins like MSG, you're just bloating your dumb ass into gastrionic surgery or whatever they call that, only to die of liver failure because you didn't' have everything you needed to cycle your cells 3 times a day for no reason at all.
Long KHC.

>>57335893
Always amazing how much of the world is literally held by tape.

LADIES AND GENTS, IT'S 3:OOPM IS IT SOUR, OR POWER?

[Anonymous No.57335907]

>>57335887
>All items 3.4%
And that's with oil being depressed. Guess what'll happen when oil goes up.

[Anonymous No.57335908]

>>57335741
I'm actually just sidelined, fully MMF since about 2 weeks ago
too much volatility for me the coming weeks

[Anonymous No.57335909]

>>57335682
>management here thinks we are an unnecessary burden
>how retarded management is with passengers' lives all in the name of hitting their on-time metrics
>being over-leveraged as fuck due to buying up planes in sight with debt the last few years in preparation for a merger
Business Schools are a plague on American Capitalism.
It only produces 80IQ drones so focused on pumping out short-term results to get promoted that they run companies into the ground.
Never worked for a big corp where the managers/consultants weren't negative EV.

[Anonymous No.57335913]

>>57335710
Funny enough, when I first started out 7 years ago everyone I spoke to in the industry said Spirit was a great place to work. Around 5 years ago we got new management in our department and they've been like a little cabal with a personal vendetta against dispatch doing petty shit when we told them "no" to dumb and/or illegal shit. I've personally only been here 14 months but people openly mock management and pay, which is 50% LESS than dispatchers Frontier and Allegiant, despite us being larger than both. I've never worked for a company that actively hated an entire department.
>>57335754
Thanks, fren. You'll get plenty of extra fuel from me, although Dispatchers aren't required for Part 135 Ops. You're 100% correct in that Dispatch SHOULD be seen by management as loss prevention as well as safety officers, due to having 10 minutes extra fuel on a flight (which is $5,000 depending on the aircraft) preventing a potential $500,000 cost due to a diversion. It's retarded but management doesn't see it that way. They're so short-sighted it's insane.

[Anonymous No.57335916]

>>57335907
>when oil goes up.
why would it? oil is pricing in a pricing war between saudis and others again. Saudis just lowered prices to asia recently. oil boom is over. back to lower levels.

[Anonymous No.57335917]

>>57335864
You're about to get 4 stories:

Topical: w/e the news & bloomberg
Intrinsic: Fed Pumped out bags
Esoteric: You wouldn't get it
Schizo: Two of my TLs converged and the buyers/sellers fought it out on my behalf. I am up nearly 200% today

[Anonymous No.57335920]

>>57335905
>Always amazing how much of the world is literally held by tape.
If you think that's wild, consider how our civilization is predicated on boiling water.

[Anonymous No.57335922]

>massive green day
>AQB down 5%

[Anonymous No.57335923]

>>57334943
he's saying the stock market is about to giga-doooooooomp.
i remember when anons would post effortposts like that here but it's been a long time where we've just been fed shit-tier mumoid screechposts.
i'm feeling boosted just by this one anon posting this fellow bobros >>57334922
lets have a good webm of these qts, both wearing bobo dresses
mumoids are owari da

[Anonymous No.57335926]

>>57335852
DOUR HOUR

[Anonymous No.57335945]

>>57335181
Its a Poly AAA tail you stupid nigger.
Learn to Biology

[Anonymous No.57335951]

>>57335913
Does extra fuel go to waste? Do they have to dump it for weight before landing or something?

[Anonymous No.57335954]

>>57335909
>Business Schools are a plague on American Capitalism.
based take. the mag 7 i think had every founder not study business at all. and 2 didnt even graduate college.

[Anonymous No.57335957]

>>57335905
476.6x or 478.1x or we fade

[Anonymous No.57335962]

>>57335923
Anon I think they might be men.

[Anonymous No.57335964]

>>57335922
The bay horse of fish farming? I'm shocked.

[Anonymous No.57335972]

>>57335951
Fuel is extra weight. The more fuel you put in, the more fuel you burn lugging it around. This is why they try not to to fuel up more than necessary

[Anonymous No.57335980]

>>57335962
this meme is no longer funny anon
i'm pretty sure it's been in use since at least 2018

[Anonymous No.57335998]

>>57335980

[Anonymous No.57335999]

>>57335904
Do you see what people buy here?

[Anonymous No.57336001]

Why would the market go up when there has been zero rate cuts? Seems like they are just trying to bait people in before a big dump. Doesn't make sense to me.

[Anonymous No.57336008]

>>57335999
>Do you see what people buy here?
CHINA. Checked.

[Anonymous No.57336015]

>>57336008
why when they won't do stimmies

[Anonymous No.57336016]

>>57336001
If the market was purely logical and deterministic, it would be a "solved game" and not really be a thing at all. That is, retardation is why a market happens in the first place.

[Anonymous No.57336017]

>>57335999
I'm going to load up on bac puts next paycheck

[Anonymous No.57336018]

>>57336001
It's completely normal anon, just keep buying, it'll go up. Did it ever not go up? >>57335526

[Anonymous No.57336023]

>>57335972
Also just to throw some fake numbers at this for illustrative purposes:
Imagine you want to fly from A to B and under normal circumstances you know that will take five fuels. That is: once you land you have zero fuels remaining. Imagine though that instead of putting five fuels in your plane, you put six. Do you think you will land with one extra fuel remaining? No, you'll land with like 0.7 fuels remaining, because you had to burn some of that 1 fuel to carry it. So you've essentially wasted fuel for no reason.

[Anonymous No.57336027]

my short is ded..

fug

[Anonymous No.57336033]

>>57335945
Sorry to not have parsed my text for autocorrect Sanjay

[Anonymous No.57336035]

Alright, suggest what stocks i should buy

[Anonymous No.57336040]

>>57336015
>why when they won't do stimmies
They are doing stimmies, slow and steady.

[Anonymous No.57336041]

>>57335712
Once the water boils sometimes I crack an egg into a pocket made by the ramen blocks, sear ham or roast beef to toss in, and throw scallions on that sucker.

[Anonymous No.57336044]

>>57336035
I wouldn't buy anything unless you'd buy more of it if it dipped. Otherwise wait for march/april.

[Mairon No.57336047]

>>57336035
Tup

[Anonymous No.57336067]

>>57335920
>boil water

thats all we know how to do.

[Anonymous No.57336069]

>>57336035
Can't go wrong with explosions

[Anonymous No.57336071]

>>57334900
My nigga, I'm glad you said that

[Anonymous No.57336077]

>>57336035
llap

[Anonymous No.57336078]

>>57336001
zero rate cuts and inflation sticky and above mandate.

[Anonymous No.57336079]

>>57336040
>slow and steady
The hang seng keeps hitting new lows and the chinks in hong kong will overpay for foreign ETFs

[Anonymous No.57336088]

>>57336035
DCA a few hundred into SOXQ every week.

[Anonymous No.57336090]

>>57336067
I FUCKING LOVE PHASE CHANGES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57336101]

>>57335920
i remember learning about how power plants generate electricity
this was so disappointing

[Anonymous No.57336102]

baked
>>57336098
>>57336098
>>57336098

[Anonymous No.57336106]

>>57335999
msft and nvidia?

[Anonymous No.57336113]

>>57335822
Based and Pinochetpilled.
>>57335909
True. Most of management are peak midwits who are hired due to either nepotism, brown-nosing or being a spineless enforcer for upper management and the board of directors.
>>57335951
Pilots will only dump fuel in case of an overweight landing which is dangerous due to a higher possibility of landing gear failure; even then overweight landings are done all the time if there's a more pressing emergency going on (like an engine fire). Fuel costs a lot of money as well and is one way to reduce cost and bump up revenue, which is why management pushes it so much. I miss working for cargo airlines since they are quite liberal with fuel, at least the one I worked at was, but then again they screwed me over not getting the COVID jab so fuck em.

[Anonymous No.57336136]

>>57335972
Fuel can also weigh you down and limit the cruising altitude.

[Anonymous No.57336182]

>>57336113
The jab is unironically a big reason why I haven’t been to keen to jump to an airline. Between the forced jab and the unions not doing much to protect workers has been a real turn off. Unions seem great until things get shitty.

[Anonymous No.57336197]

>>57335793
Its captivating. Too bad science™ doesn't care about anything like that any longer.

[Anonymous No.57336775]

>>57335795
based on googling it's buy the new moon sell the full moon with a roughly three day lag on each