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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JK.

the crash is over

>>54743792
>the crash is over

PFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

im arguing with people on the internet again today to win over the hearts and minds of those that are wrong

STOP REDEEMING

Shall I buy FRC now?

>>54742268
Gm

I bought 34k worth of QQQ leaps at yesterday close. Tell me I'm pretty.

It's a LIE. that you cannot see a Black Swan Happening. Remember COVID???

Remember the videos coming out of CHINA//// Remember the China lockdowns///????

I guess that was Priced in. That is why we crashed huh?

Reminder to short VISL to death, if you had listened a few days ago, you'd have already made an easy 20%.

FUCK THIS SCHIZO MARKET.

Just got some birthday cash. I'll buy whatever the first response to this post is if I get a good reason.

What could possibly go wrong with going long on something called "big bear ai holdings "

>>54743792
Its just starting:

>https://rumble.com/v1znzrq-40-increase-in-excess-mortality-senator-johnsons-covid-19-vaccine-roundtabl.html

>https://youtu.be/EE2RH89r3YM [Embed]

The working age work force is going to be deleted in coming few years.

>>54743861
kneepads

>>54743854
lisa is such a slut

Fuck Bobo. Stupid brown skin nigger bear.

>>54743865
more people dying should be bullish though

Imagine getting cucked on your late bake hours ago and you still posted the old thread.

>>54743865
Two more weeks.

>>54743903
>Two more weeks meme.
Look at what i posted... its here, its now.

>>54743848
If you had bigger boobs you could pass for a woman.

>>54743903
Uhhhhhhhh bros? Where's my doordash? (Symbol: DASH)

>This image kills Bobo and Charttrannies.
Feeling a little optimistic. Oh you want some TA, inflation, name calling. Show me when the Line stayed down. MUH MUH JAPAN!!! This is America retard.

>>54743861
imo Verizon, because AT&T is going to have to bleed assets to pay debt someday, and that share is likely to go to VZ.

>>54743897
>getting cucked on your late bake hours ago and you still posted the old thread
the absolute state of /smg/

>>54743903
two more weeks and another 50k will die, yes. its already about 100k dying each month.

>>54742268
Holy fuck that was satisfying. Thanks for the meal, KFC niggers

>>54743919
That's some next level copium hopium fagium.

>>54743934
disgusting

>DXY

>>54743934
Any regrets?

>>54743948
Not yet

>>54743865
Where is the 2023 data?

>>54743919
blessed hope enjoyer
back to ATHs soon
and even if it's not soon we'll get there someday so might as well buy

>>54743955
>Not yet
Open minded critical thinker, much respect anon.

>>54743934
>eating nigger chicken
Are you a white woman by chance?

>>54743919
>That one last death wick
LFG

Can someone please explain to me how microsoft is the darling child stock to the market makers on wall street? I see a headline this morning on activision blizzard not wanting to sell to microsoft and their stock gets heemed and mid day its microsoft earnings being praised. Their main software has been ass for a long time, skype lost to zoom, they cant make a phone OS, they did nothing anyone cares about with linux, you have other cloud tech giants with fairer valuations like IBM, as much people care about bing and AI like they do with twitter. My phizer stock I bought with fairer valuation after the covid pump around 40 is still dropping but god forbid microsoft has a bad quarter. Who in the fuck whale is exit rugging their microsoft stock?

>>54743934
I can get a whole hot fresh bird for $5 at COST. Placed immediate in the fridge, if you don't peel the skin, it's good for a week. And the bones cook soups. You could put it in the freezer, and it'd be good for months.

>>54743969
I am a man. A man who now weighs 8 chicken pieces heavier

>>54743960
watch the video. Countries are starting to delay 6 months out of now where or not publishing them at all anymore E.g., Canada & Uk.

Where have I seen this before?

>>54743986
I know. I get rotisserie chickens every week. I just wanted KFC delivered because my back is fucked and I can barely walk.

>>54743986
Based COST enjoyer, I bet you eye fuck the shit of out some milfs too.

>>54743934
Dude this looks fucking awful.

>>54744003
Lol this dude is Brendan Frasier in The Whale yall.

>>54744003
Are you saying DASH can't buy from COST? Someone should consider remedy on that.

>>54744027
Im 6'2 190lbs
>>54744029
I wanted KFC i said. I can get chickens from publix or kroger any time. But grubhub had 30% off for kfc.
>>54744024
It was good.

>>54743989
Na I already quarreled with you once today, I'm just gonna do my usual bobo posting

>>54743938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX_k5_egUAo
Well let me tell ya something brother! I don't bet against the U S of A! The only thing I see is a sad sack who is about to miss out on American Optimism! Whatcha gonna do when America runs wild on you!

bros we aren't seeing enough diversity in cyber security, we need more non-whites and LGBTQ to have access to education.

>>54744053
Imagine posting your goyslop adventure shamelessly.

>>54744003
Who the fuck just craves KFC? Why don't you go for an actual chicken joint or a korean chicken spot?

>>54743921
alright cool, thanks for the heads up

>>54743969
what with you shit skins and your Dog porn fetish?

META calls feel kind of obvious I almost feel like I should inverse myself

He buys KFC. Lol. Idiot. Ticker Symbol YUM.

uh oh....

>>54744107
They think they see one point of leverage and just spam it incessantly. Just like that poo who spergs about white people and school shootings.

>>54744068
You imagine it. Im living it, bloody benchode
>>54744073
There are no fried chicken joints near me besides KFC. None willing to deliver, anyway
>>54744113
Havent had it in years.

>>54744123
Have you tried KFC's new Bhenchode Bowl? The one with Mac N Cheese. Ticker symbol YUM

>>54744123
Oh God are YOU the poo? CRPjeet? You eat any toe cheese lately?

BILI bros....

>>54744122
>Just like that poo who spergs about white people and school shootings.
How is this considered a "sperg out" when we are literally at risk of getting shot by whites at our school / grocery store? I mean come on! It's not a point of leverage, it's just a grim confrontation of reality. Me and my friends all wear armor plates to the grocery store now.

>>54744147
He called you a benchode, of course he is a poo.
No white man even knows what that means, myself included.

>>54744147
>>54744134
Im white

>>54744147
I would eat toe cheese off a heroin addict's feet before I ever put that Amerigoyslop KFC in my mouth you cunt

>>54744122
>>54744179
So soft...

>>54744179
You are a honorary Hindu because you say bloody bhenchode.

well shit

>>54744165
Oh there he is. Good afternoon CRBPajeet. Come and sit. Have lunch with me benchod.

>>54744107
>wh*te wo*en fuck dogs
>notice it
MuH nOt AlL wH*Te WoMeN


Lmao. Your women fuck dogs and niggers before you. What are you going to do about it Cletus? Shoot up a school? Lol.

>>54744179
that's a woman

>>54744179
How'd you get that scar, soft hands? Jackin it to trannies?

>>54744173
Some people know multiple languages, or at least curse words in other languages, you sassenach

>>54744109
They are going to mention AI and it will pump

Sold MSFT I've got 2 months before I have to liquidate or get another job. I'm trying to move by the end of the year and quit my decent job a bit prematurely

>>54744165
HOOK STATUS: SET

>>54742268
Repeat after me:

First Republic Bank is gonna make it
First Republic Bank is gonna make it

>>54744201
Looks bussin fr fr
>>54744214
>Sold MSFT I've got 2 months before I have to liquidate or get another job.
Liquidate w-what? Everything?

>>54744201
>ID gAY
Must be Rocker. Lol.

>>54744192
>>54744204
Yes my skin is soft as a babies bottom. I dont go out in the sun. Its not a scar i just tend to get cuts everywhere on my body. I think the devil does it.

>>54743983
MSFT, despite being a really shitty company from an ethical standpoint in the tech space is absolutely fucking killing it. They have made some massive moves in recent history and might become an unstoppable juggernaut like they were back in the day.
>OpenAI partnership, pushing AI tools to the public faster than anyone else
>Azure the only competition against AWS and its not terrible
>Visual Studio Code has become the defacto IDE used by the vast majority of developers
>Github has become the defacto code hosting repo used by the vast majority of developers
>Leveraged github to train AI and provides a code assistant writing tool which will start either replacing some devs when paired with GPT4+ at some point or just making them hyper productive
>XBox Gaming is now SaaS and Cloud (as much as the non-normie in you may despise this, cloud gaming *will* happen for normies)
>Windows 11 still the only game in town and despite Valve's efforts with Linux the latter still is largely a piece of junk for every day use
>Office365 dominant across vast majority of companies

Also note how much of what I listed is service + subscription based. Wish I had gotten in earlier, their stock has nearly tripled.

>>54744057
sounds like youve been defeated.

>>54744179
>that soft lanklet hand
You'd make a qt trap

>>54744201
>will never eat slop with the village

its not fair

DCA BOIL.
How can you really lose?

>>54744209
You're probably right, I think I'll just not play it. Intel and Amazon are tomorrow I'll save my money for that.

>>54744249
No I wouldnt, i have a very manly face and tons of nipple hair.

>>54744199
>buying risky assets in your ROTH
you deserved that one

>>54744241
>>Visual Studio Code has become the defacto IDE used by the vast majority of developers
I honestly really do not like VS Code, but yeah all le codefags I talk with use it. Their Azure products can be interesting in the MLops space too.

Highlights from investor call:

>Over 2,500 Azure OpenAI Service customers (up 10x QoQ)
> Over 10,000 organizations signed up for GitHub Copilot for Business
>Teams "intelligent recaps" has "thousands of paid customers just two months in"
>Bing has more than 100 million daily active users
>Search revenue grew 10% driven by Edge and Bing market share growth

Now, I don't think they will retain that search revenue / Bing growth.

ActiBlizz bros how could this happen...

>>54744249
Also
>gay ID
>fantasizes about traps
The universe is amazing

>you would have made 30%+ (so far) if you shorted VISL last week when i said

>>54744269
Nothing a heavy dose of hormones couldn't fix

>>54744292
>Market cap of 13M
No one in /smg/ is going to be able to locate a borrow for shorting shares of a nanocap like that.

>>54744223
>Liquidate w-what?
I guess that didn't make sense, I sold MSFT to cover the next two months of expenses and will have to start liquidating other equities if I want to continue this NEET lifestyle which I hate.

>>54744300
Disgusting. Dont post that freak here

>>54743934
You have no taste buds.
You must be a nigger.

>>54744312
Do you ever consider going short on individual stocks / pairs in order to fund your NEET style? Or are you always long

>>54744310
ibkr shows 2.7m shares available to short, the market cap is because the company is fucking terrible; they're silent for entire quarters so naturally the jews have no confidence in it and it plummets; shaves off an easy 5% - 10% every single day

>>54744250
Legit question for the poos and jeets... What is that playdough?

>>54744333
I've always been a hold and never sell type of goy.

>>54744333
I'm thinking about shorting CMG.
I am shorting INTC.

>>54744179
Timestamp or still hindu
>>54744207
I don't believe you would learn the language of the poo, unless you are a poo.

>>54744351
I. Didn't. Ask. You. I asked ID: DzqKVDnr. You are not ID: DzqKVDnr.

>>54744201
European civilization doesn't get enough credit for being so much more advanced than the rest of the world.

>>54744353
Ive spent a lot of time on biz. If you dont know what benchod means with all the poos on this board shilling their scamcoins, then youre just retarded.

>>54744313
/smg/ is a pro-trans board bigot. Maybe reddit is more your speed.

>>54744368
Um have you even read Guns, Germs & Steel??????

>>54744244
Oh I'm sorry I didn't know there was a game going on

>>54744073
>korean chicken

shill me a potential 5x RIGHT NOW!

>>54744351
y don't u like chipotle stock? U don't like their tasty chicken? or their cilantro lime rice?

>>54744379
This thing is legitimately frightening. Maybe the "phobe" part is actually correct.

>>54744379
All fucking trannies must fucking hang

>>54744393
Hahahahah he's never had korean crispy fried chicken with potato starch instead of flour. sad.

>>54743865
>demand for labor goes up
>wages increase
>workers have more disposable income
How is this not bullish?

>roc*er's only webms are the one I post here
>he still doesn't know who's webms he's saving
Lol. I am the master of /smg/. None of you are even close to my power level.

>>54744368
East Asians are good too but they just copied whites after a while

>>54744378
I usually don't talk to them, but I guess you let their poo sink into your brain.

>>54744382
I have not. But doesn't that book essentially just argue that Europeans got lucky in the course of human development, largely because they had horses? Basically, doesn't it argue that if the Mayas or Aztecs had horses we'd all be squatamalans speaking some indo-American language right now?

>>54744415
I don't live near non whites. No gooks in my cities to make gook chicken.

>>54744418
I save everything

Who heemed today?

How do i respond to this retarded woman, /smg/. Ticker symbol BMBL

>>54744449
I was being sarcastic, but it's basically about different evolutionary pressures being why Europeans are successful, while ignoring those pressures existed everywhere. tldr a bunch of pseud garbage.

I want to try Korean fried dog so bad bros

>>54744492
Which side is you?

>>54744492
If she's on the left you say whatever without reading. If she's on the right you reflect on your life.
Didn't read of course

>>54744492
seems like you're the retard here anon
>woman actually trying to engage in conversation beyond tiktok videos
>actually trying to learn something about you
i'm short on your future

It's litterally OVER>


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA


Without quants short squeezes is DEAD.

>>54744520
>>54744528
I am the blue text, on the right side. This is insane, this woman probably thinks she is smart as fuck or something.

>>54744516
I want to eat a bucket of fried dog at a chicken fight

Bulls had the entire month of April pump, with it the ability to not be greedy and secure profits. Perma bulls and bears are the real schizos

>>54744470
You belong to me. You are my 2scoops. You don't know. Lol. You don't realize. Kek. You never learn. Lmao. You just can't comprehend the power level of my posts. Rofl.

"Who could it be" R*cker asks? "Whom is btfoing me so hard?"

He will never know. He will never learn. Why do the wh*te wo*en fuck dogs? Some questions can never be answered. Lol.

>>54744492
Imagine writing texts that would make Melville and Dickenson go "damn bro tldr."

>>54744539
You called her "Dude". It's already over.
Might as well unmatch.

>>54744539
Who cares what she thinks lmao. That's your first mistake. Just say "Yep" or something

I'm not saying kill all jews, but i'm just saying, kill all jews.

>>54744492
>>54744539
First question is do you even have to respond to her? Like is she your boss or something? Cause if you're just trying to fuck I don't think it's worth it.

>>54744549
Don't even pretend you have any power over me. I could pin you and take your bussy without even breaking a sweat. You need to learn your place.

>>54744516
delete this shit!

>>54744516
It tastes like deer. Gamey deer. Kinda sour and bad, honestly.

Quants are out of AMMO..

Bulls will be shooting BLANKS.

SHORT SQUEEZES ARE OVER.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>54744549
Explains why white women like dogs so much, or:
>You just know

>>54744590
>bully's
>looser

>>54744590
those apps turn people into retards

also nice tiddies

>>54744201
well...I just threw up in my mouth. Nice.

>>54744612
Holy fucking shit lol . I can already tell this article is one of the stupidest things ever. EVERY fucking fund is degrossing every few weeks.

>>54744549
Good morning ser, please do the needful ser

Friendly reminder that today is the optimal day to sell another month of BTU puts. Earnings are tomorrow, followed by immediate buybacks.

Might I recommend some June 2nd $25s, targeting an expected 10% return in 37 days.
Alternatively, please consider some May 19th $23s, pocketing a risk free $1 premium over a 23 day holding period.

Act fast, this deal won't last past 4pm.

>>54744379
How is this not a massive joke on this 'woman'?

>>54744516
Parts of Mexico eat dog, I'm surprised that never became a stereotype like it did for the chinese

STOP THE CRAB


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54744652
Penny picker, meet steamroller.

>>54744653
It pretty much is. Anheuser Busch is losing their ass, $5 billion and counting. That tranny just partnered with Maybelline and now people are boycotting them too. Basically this is what happens when you allow women into marketing positions.

>>54744590
He doesn't know. Lol. He doesn't learn. He is uneducated on the decorum of /smg/. He can't comprehend his master. Who is above him? Whom is btfoing R*cker. Lmao. It is I. And he does not know.

>>54744549
Uh oh we got an uppity nigger in /smg/ yikes boys he graduated from Howard with a communications degree! He watches pan-africanist youtube channels and spends his time reading up on the nuance between Garvy and Washington while donating to Umar Johnsons Marcus Garvey, Nat Turner school of black excellence. All this to deflect from the delusion that his race wuz never kangz in muh 25th dynasty nigguh. Now get btfo by a lowly patmosian now take your chuckin' and jivin' elsewhere

>>54744379
I would bang her no cap

>>54743919
Lol

>>54744705
It's very obviously CRBP pajeet.
You can recognize him by his obsession with white women and school shootings.

>>54744688
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
I understand that most of this general has already gotten their fill slurping on some worthless FRC calls and chasing AI memes, yet I still feel some moral responsibility to occasionally deliver a tiny slice of raw alpha. Its your choice whether to accept it.
Remember to size appropriately.

>>54744753
*60 year old white women

>>54744690
Looks like their stock took the whole month to recover, doesn't seem good but they'll be fine people will forget and keep buying their shitty beer

>>54744626

>>54744753
>CRBP pajeet
Lol. He is wrong. He is blaming his problems on immigrants. He is coming for his AR-15. The school. The school is the target. Cletus is on his way. Run children, run.

>>54743986
Costco rotisserie chicken taste like absolute shit. It's undercooked waterlogged garbage. Their drumsticks have the same problem too.

>>54744779
>that series of texts one after another
kek, pathetic
>>54744806
Post hand with timestamp. I am correct until proven wrong.

>>54744598
Have some culture biggot

The bad guys are winning again

STOP THE COUNT

>>54744802

Short Squeezes are DEAD..

We will finally beat the crab

>>54744362
It doesn't matter.
You're still a faggot.

>he fell for the exit pump

>>54744398
It's at a peak, and I'm bearish on goyslop.

>>54744779
>that .png
Remind me of when I hooked up with a 50 year old woman when I was in my early 20s. She squirted all over me while doing cowgirl

>>54744549
All the animal fucking videos I watched over the years of watching animal fucking videos always feature hispanic women. Brazilians usually.

>>54744824
Lol. You won't know. You'll never know. You never learn. crbpajeet is a cog. A cog in my machine. I own you all. You just dont know it. Lmao.

Reminder that the Nasdaq will close red today

>>54744257
How do you think Amzn earnings will come out ? I don't know if i should sell or buy even more

>>54744864
when I was in my 20s I hooked up with a few 40+ yr when I was day drinking... they always stuck their fingers in my butthole when they were giving me head... EVERYTIME- must be an age thing?

>>54744549
I hate retards.

the crash is over

>>54744590
Why does marshmallow think he is Mr. Tough Guy?

>>54744876

>>54744893
>butthole
Ass, anon. Just say, ass.

This thread got extremely degenerate extremely quickly.

>>54744791
I don't think as a company they will ever truly recover unless they gain enough new customers to make up for the ones they lost. The only reason the stock hasn't completely shit the bed is BUD is in most index funds and ETFs

CRAB GODS I KNEEL.

Yields MOVING HIGHER.
INFLATION IS GOING TO COME IN HIGHER.

The banking system is strong and resilient.

>>54743801
Semper fi, lad.

>>54744953
JPM is a FORTRESS!
>JPM is a FORTRESS!
JPM is a FORTRESS!
>JPM is a FORTRESS!
JPM is a FORTRESS!
>JPM is a FORTRESS!
JPM is a FORTRESS!
>JPM is a FORTRESS!
JPM is a FORTRESS!
>JPM is a FORTRESS!
JPM is a FORTRESS!
>JPM is a FORTRESS!
JPM is a FORTRESS!
>JPM is a FORTRESS!
JPM is a FORTRESS!
>JPM is a FORTRESS!
JPM is a FORTRESS!
>JPM is a FORTRESS!

Fug should I wait for 3 dollar boil?

>>54744893
I dunno dude, I've had two chicks in their 20's suddenly stick a finger up my ass while doing 69. It's fucking weird. My guess is that they're trying to go the extra mile by hitting some imaginary anal g-spot or some shit.

It is a total mystery to me why the VIX can still be below 20, when pretty much every single economic indicator points to a recession or at least stagflation within this year. Why are bulls so fucking delusional.

>FRC, CAN IT STILL BE SAVED
>LAST DITCH EFFORTS
NNNNOOOMGG

I literally do not care about the rest of the market!

Biden said to not bet against america. Meanwhile Europe doesn't drop as heavy as burger indices. Faggot.Should have shorted US.

back to crabbing

>>54744991
Ive got a buy order for 3.08, i dont expect it to go lower than that

I have some MDB on sale at 243.55 if anyone wants it.

First off, fuck your bitch and the calls you made
Shortside when we ride come equipped with game
You claim to be a trader but I fucked your wife
We bust on Mumu niggaz fucked for life
Plus Pajeets tryin' ta see me weak hearts I rip
Bullish Mumus and Sminem Some mark-ass bitches
We keep on comin' while we runnin' for yo' jewels
Steady shortin, keep on bustin at them fools, you know the rules
Lil' Cramer, go ask ya homie how I leave ya
Cut your young ass up, leave you in pieces, now be deceased
Lil' Cathy, don't fuck around with real G's
Quick to snatch yo' ugly ass off the streets, so fuck peace
I let them niggaz know it's on for life
So let the Shortside ride tonight
Mumu murdered on wax and killed
Fuck wit' me and get yo' caps peeled, you know, see
Grab ya glocks when you see Bobo
Call the cops, when you see Bobo
Who shot me, but ya punks didn't finish
Now ya bout to feel the wrath of a menace
Nigga, I hit em' up

>>54744379
lol k

Anyone slurping any dips today?

They think it's CRBPajeet. Lol. They don't know. They don't even see the crouching tiger, but they think they can spot the Hunter. They think they can contain it. They can not.

UONE KANGZ Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Shhiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>54744978
Inflation is only transitory.
That's why everyone's sales volume is down while their revenues are up.
Who is going to buy this shit once everyone is laid off?

>>54745031

>>54745001
>imaginary

>>54745031
Heat son. FIRE.

>>54745034
shes cute. her smirk after having a shitty day at work covered in paint makes me think that she has a fun personality and is easy going

>>54745043
Yeah my calls are completely fucked.

>>54743916
>how to short niggers, the post.

>>54744073
for me it's Krispy Krunchy Chicken from a gas station, way better than popeyes or KFC

>>54745048
when peoples % of pay checks are spent on food this is what happens:

>51.1% Civil war
>70%: cannibalism

>>54745034
im aping into uvxy

For everyone asking in the last thread, this is college broke anon signing off officially. Good bye brocels

>>54745113
for the love of god why

>>54744893
So where do you meet this cougars at??

I bought BOIL
inverse me

>>54745043
>>54745075
So glad I sold my calls at my buy in price last week

>>54745074
That's what makes her so attractive in that pic imo

>>54745009
The only reason Europ was so strong until now is because their main things are exports to the US and China. Watch what happens when those exports break away.

looking at all of the salt screencaps from the BBBY baggies is so fun

>>54745118
You don't seem that broke tbqhwu senpai

>>54745118
What did you trade. Dont leave us hanging you whore

>>54745118
So you actually recovered? Well if that's the case time to dump that $12k into 0dte BBBY calls so you can double up.

>>54745132
I agree 100%
>inb4 the kiss less virgins ITT say she's ugly

>>54743934
why would you get this and not the tendies

>>54745128
Bars

>>54743986
Chickens are fully grown in 25 weeks

>>54745151
KFC makes tendies? Theyre probably gross. I just wanted some nigger chicken so I got some from grubhub at 30% off. I probably wont get KFC again for another 3 years.

>>54745127
wdym m8?

Another comfy day of crab. Time to go mow the lawn just mowed it a few days ago sure but a regularly mowed lawn is a healthy lawn.

>>54745137
their markets are so fucking pumped on inflation its crazy...

Is the tap water in here fucked up?

>>54743934
Imagine eating this for lunch... That much grease is going to put you to sleep midday. Enjoy your niggeritus

>>54745175
perfect excuse to crack open a cold beer before 5p

>>54745179
I am currently lying down for my midday nap. Seethe, wagie.

>>54745183
Hehehe just a sip.

>>54745178
I see you, glownigger.

>>54744449
you dont need to read it, its an entire book of cope.

why can't I just buy 1000 shares of a stock that rips from like $5 to $50 in a day...

>>54745186
I’m a landlord, rents due Monday faggot

>>54745118
>account balance 12k
>says he was down 7k
>says he was going to ape into calls today with last 8k

Nigger, maybe you need to redo grade school arithmetic before plating in the market. At least use a calculator.

>>54744928
>butthole
>ass
Can I have your BUTTHOLE for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to COOM
You say I'll never get your SQUIRTSHARTS till the day I die
"Tough luck, my CHUD, but the answer is noOOOOOOOOPE!"
Why you gotta be sUCH A JEW?
Don't you know I'm COOMING IN YOU?
Why you gotta be sUCH A JEW?
I'm gonna PEE ON her anyway
(POOP ON that girl) PEE ON her anyway
(POOP ON that girl) Yeah, no matter what you ATE
(POOP ON that girl) And MAKE HER ASSIMILATE
Why you gotta be sUCH A JEW?

>>54745173
why are you so keen on uvxy

>>54745197
because most start ups fail and are hard to research.

>>54745118
judging by that massive drawdown it's only a matter of time before you blow up with your degen gambling.

>>54745113
any more pics of this qt

>>54745210
I live in my own home. Good luck getting your rent from Tiberius and Deshawn next week

why contain it?

>>54745197
cuz you can buy a stock that rips from $0.10 to $0.50 in a day desu

>>54744612
>>54744626
>>54744802
>>54744840
cuz they used all their dry powder shorting big tech. Don't need bulls when you have so much bobo meat to eat

Does Mauro do ANYTHING?
Every time I tune in he's fucking asleep.

>>54745137
Ironically this is why EU should have been high while the Dollar was beating EUR ass. But it doesn't seem to matter. Everything moved simultaniously.

>>54745224
its quite low atm

if it fails it fails but if it starts going up its pays off well

CHTR

>>54745231
>getting your rent from Tiberius and Deshawn next week
Sorry rentoidz

>>54745048
>Business Current year for $500
>This practice of the early 21st century left many in the Fort500 without key components due to unexpected COVID shortages
>What was "just in time"?
>Correct, that brings your score to 14,500. And as a side note most of those companies have created a buffer stock to avoid such a shock happening again. Your board Anon...

>>54745210
I would never want to be a landlord. Renters seem to have all the rights and landlords are always left footing the bill. Tenants have this ridiculous thing called squatters rights where they can just freeload on your property for like 3 months without paying. Even if you successfully evict them they are going to trash your property on the way out, and even if you sue them for damages they'll never pay because renters are deadbeats that have no money.

Any stocks you fags are buying/shorting for dem good ol' earnings?

>>54745259
Survey.... SURVEY.... NOT REAL METRICS.

Nice job faggot with your gay ass chart. CTA's are net LONG not short. SO that survey is gay and FAKE.

>>54745283
Boomer out here literally simming Jeopardy! Yikes.

>>54745231
I own class A & B multi family in expensive white areas with high costs of living 84% white

>>54745259
What a faggot. In every other case the rates were 0. And the shorts came AFTER the crash.

>>54745300
Yeah, it deserved a tiktok of me bobbing my head to some shameful fornicative nigger rhyme, and rolling my eyes as his post was posted in text on screen, and then showing me pointing to the words that he's just a fucking idiot
>fucking idiot
<----

>>54745303
Okay bud.

>>54745277
Based hamchad btfo rentoids.

someone bought some tech calls yesterday, I can't remember the ticker though, how did they do today?

>>54745299
>survey

are you a tard? fuck off with your (((Goldman))) sach's psyop

https://www.cftc.gov/MarketReports/CommitmentsofTraders/AbouttheCOTReports/index.htm

>The COT reports provide a breakdown of each Tuesday's open interest for markets in which 20 or more traders hold positions equal to or above the reporting levels established by the CFTC. The weekly reports for Futures-Only Commitments of Traders and for Futures-and-Options-Combined Commitments of Traders are released every Friday at 3:30 p.m. Eastern time.

>>54745303
Good pic but housing isn't in a free market though, it's easily one of the most regulated and subsidized in the country

>>54745339
The fuck Tiberius gon do?

Oil bros...

>>54745341
Show me a chart of CTA net short faggot.

>>54744418
Made for BDC
Wyboi mad????

>>54745390
Look on the bright side. Once it breaks below $70 you can swing it again for another $10 profit.

>>54745410
one of my gfs told me my penis was shaped like a dogs so this doesnt bother me.

>>54744590
>>54744549

>>54745428
I'm not a veterinarian, but that's not good.

>>54745390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35LoF4U

>came home from work because there was nothing to do
>nobody else in the apartment building apparently were at work either

Economy a shit

>>54745466
time to smoke a bowl

>>54745341
Not my problem you went LONG after short squeeze was over.

>>54745219
Poem anon has really gone down hill. The lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying

hello I've been out today, are we OOOOOOOing or AAAAAAAAAAing

>>54745197
total small cap death, short VISL

>FRC halted
S-strong
Resilient

Thinking about those gaps...

uh, bullbros...........

>>54745494
Poem anon has never had a lap dance

>>54745511

>>54745494
>I'm gonna PEE ON her anyway
>(POOP ON that girl) PEE ON her anyway
>(POOP ON that girl) Yeah, no matter what you ATE
>(POOP ON that girl) And MAKE HER ASSIMILATE
>Why you gotta be sUCH A JEW?
I thought that shit went hard when I thought it up

btw why is shitty meta at 210??

>>54745036
>poly bullshit

I bet they all have AIDS

just got an 0.89 baguette and 4.97 roast chook at the amazon go store

>>54745036
That is the aura of a defeated man

>>54744492
Just send emojis. Say you aren't a cynic but an absurdist and then ask her if she is submissive

>>54745338
I did bitcoin miners MARA, CLSK, RIOT
My AI plays were a mixed bag. only BBAI carried the day.

>>54745489
and not my problem you're an annoying faggot.

>>54742268
NEW
>>54743725
>THREAD
>>54743725
FOR
>>54743725
>(YOU)

>>54745536
>a fellow man of culture

great, im gonna need to go to the dentist. this tooth is hurting bad everytime i eat

>>54745633
bro i went to the dentist two days in a row just to feel the hygienist's big soft booba resting on me

>>54745616
Fuck you
>>54742256
>>54742256

>>54745633
Just pop it

>>54743865
How do I profit from Children of Men becoming a reality?

>the faggot jannie thinks he can ban me

first gap closed
meta after hour pump and on friday second gap close

banked
>>54697972
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>>54745643
the last time i went to the dentist i was worked on by a bunch of inexperienced dentists so im thinking i might have to pay a premium this time to get some good work done. i still have two wisdom teeth i need pulled

>>54744201
>recorded on a Apple iPhone 14 Pro Max