/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54427445
Early baker edition. Don’t buy black gold, buy plain gold.

Buy edible gold.

When are regional bank stocks coming back?

>>54427445
ESSOctopus

Why do my bags always pump against me after hours when I can't get out of them

>>54427445
>>54427625

>>54427445
Oil is back baby yeah!

>>54427647
It's a coincidence.

For anyone wanting a car; soon if not already the big 3 U.S makers will not be offering any new car models (exception being the Mustang). Why? Who the fuck knows. For them its all SUV/Crossover and trucks now. Good news for Toyota then I guess. (Like my corolla so I can't complain). So if you want a car you've got these options; used, TSLA, Toyota, or other foreign maker.

>>54427653
Wait fuck she sold a ton for losses? Shit's fucked, run for the hills.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54427653
>see goy I don't always win.

>>54427445
Seems we are back gentlemen.

>Nothing but mania bull posting literally "this time is different!" on Friday
>If you zoom out on SPY we literally pumped into resistance

This is the local top instead to jew retail, isn't it?

>>54427718
I swear automakers keep copying the worst design features from each other. The “press/pull button” to shift gear is awful.

>>54427677
Oil never left
>>54427630
Never
>>54427488
Based<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

buy SOXS next week and hold for dear life. it will go back to 40.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

i bought a few games to take my mind away from my unrealized losses

i also ditched my old steam account because im autistic and i dont want shitty badges or the fact that i played shitty f2p mmo games on it and i cant wipe the record of it anymore, i never played on it for years anyways

i think i should be a boglehead honestly

>8pm
>already wasted
Shill me liqour stocks

Is MPT and aiming for a risk-adjusted ROR a good idea or a meme?

Will shiny rocks or glowing rocks ever le dippe?

Should I apply for new credit cards before the crisis really kicks off? Or a line increase?

Is it crazy to leave my current job for a job at a bank, considering the banking crisis?

Am I asking too many questions?

>>54427915
We might have a small retracement, but the bull rally will continue
At least until the 420-450 range. That would constitute the double top of an asset bubble chart, and where I rotate into being risk off

Constellation Software

>>54428077
Yes they will dip, and they also will not recover. Why are Goldbugs on my Smg?

so when does line go down?

>>54428124
Probably not by any significant amount until 2028

nigger

>>54428092
I do not care for this company. They acquire a bunch of tech shitters. So what?<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54428077
Right now, you have options. When things get silly, there will be less options.
Therefore, get a personal LOC and a 1-2% credit card (no annual fees) just to have them.
Ive seen some people even apply for foreign residency so they can jump out of the US of things look bad. Better to dig the well before you are thirsty

>>54427653
oh dam
shit’s fucked, fäm

>>54428124
sooner than you think

>>54427933
How do I know I can trust you?

>>54428124
I thought it ought last week but it no

>>54428144
it hit ATH this week and your favourite company did not, cope

"You don't know exactly where it's going to hit. But once it hits, whatever you own, you own."

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/jpmorgans-bob-michele-issues-dire-warning-on-rally-of-risk-assets-says-recession-is-inevitable/ar-AA19m4Tg

>>54428206
I also just hate canadian companies

>>54428124
literally whenever

>>54428215
rightly so
t.leaf

I'm experiencing some serious clinical depression over the fact that I'll never return to the 1990s with the knowledge I have now and obtain an Alizée gf. At 33 I'm older now than she was in her 2nd marriage. It's over for me. I lie awake nights fantasizing about YOLOing SPY 0DTEs and just roping if they don't work out. They're so in love. She's so cute. He's such a Chad. It hurts my soul.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkVx8tdHsKU&t=98s

>>54428291
>paying any mind to shit like this

>>54428291
Fucking weirdo, What stocks do you own?

>>54428124
Well the last recession was in 2022, and before that 2008, so we will dump by 20% in 2036. Make sure you actually buy this time, you greedy cocksucking boboid faggot.

I'm glad I did the smart thing when I got my series of pay hikes between 2020 - 2022 (and soon another one in July); instead of taking that extra money and blowing it on dumb shat or what have you I instead hiked my 401k contributions with a good chunk of it. Went up 150%. Plus my pension went up a lot to.

>>54428291
based

>>54428124
2024 when Sleepy Joe gets reelected

>>54428124
2028, still have 6 years of Jim Brandon economy.

>>54428161
noonstork

>>54428358
Somehow my vanguard 401k is net-flat ROI from 2019-2023. I think it defaulted into allocating like 30%+ into some shit tier international indices when I set it up and I’ve been too lazy to change it. What did you buy?

At least this year I didn’t get gigafucked from front loading like in years past, definitely part of my 401ks poor performance to date

>>54428458
RN my portion goes into the bond fund cause its at historic lows so perhaps im buying low
My employer portion goes into a vanguard value index type fund
Theres all sorts of hidden fees in those, thats why yours is probably flat, its a huge scam, but the 4% matching from the employer makes it worth it i guess

>>54428458
3x ETFs - UPRO/SPXL, SOXL, URTY, etc
gotta catchup to the rest of us

>>54428481
All my funds are vanguard-operated so I don’t think it’s fees (doubt any are over 1% but I should check). I think the international companies just didn’t boom as much as US ones during COVID and then got wrecked by the US dollar strengthening.

>>54428523
I have UPRO in my IRA, let me see if I can get it in my 401k

>>54427630
2 more weeks

if youre not buying soxs next week do you really even like money?

>>54428215
NAK
never forget the pebble mine project

>>54428742
Ah ? Where's the water and what are those
people doing playing tug of war with a cargo ship?<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

What's the best picks to max my Roth on?
Rn my portfolio is VNQ VTI VOO KO

>>54427445
Nancy sold everything for a lose, it's over

>>54428786
Before this bank shit, VTV/VUSB. But now, getting close to 50% VTV 10% VUG 10% JEPI 30% BND (give it two months before rotating into BND)

>>54428458
Well I set mine up back in 2005. Mine's mostly Vanguard Admiral S&P with a bit over into the Vanguard balanced option. Performance wise since 2005 it's been pretty constant; 3 yr (10.4%), 5 yr (9.2%) and 10 yr (10.5%). I leave it be just hike my contribution amount from time to time. Retirement planner says when the time comes (age 54) I'll have a nice surplus over what I need so I'm not complaining.

>>54428786
Why hold VTI and VOO? I rotate between the two in my taxable account for ST loss taking, or LT gains. Which is really cool in my girlfriends taxable account... 0% LT gains tax.

>>54428816
I like BND ty
>>54428834
I just wanna put money in and forget about it

>>54428826
I could retire sooner (48) but I'd be leaving easy money on the table. (uh I do "nothing" during the afternoons). So why turn down easy green? Especially when 54 is not "old" anymore by a long shot. 54 is basically when my pension will be as fat as it'll get. Anything over that your just wasting your time for it.

>>54428919
I'm almost old enough to do 100% VWENX. 7 more years.

>>54428919
>wanna put money in and forget about it
DE/VOO

Hello friends I hope you had a good weekend. Let's do our best this week :)

I'm expecting another decent pay hike in 2024. 2024 is when several things all happen at once. The state does its budget and it's also a voting year. Pressure will be on the legislators to do it since they've already hinted at doing it during this year's session. If I'm reading the tea leaves right it'll be pretty substantial to. State's sitting on a pile of money (1 billion+), they're doing a pay study based on cost of living increases, and like I said it's also a voting and budget year.

Best plays to short the US economy long term? This currency shit hitting the news faster and faster by the day is writing on the wall.

>>54428919
If you have a time horizon over 20 years, VOO (VFIAX) is a fine portfolio.

>>54427445
What's the movie tonight

>>54429270
The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

>its a drink a bunch so you can feel good for once but you really just end up thinking about how pathetic your life is episode
/smg/ bros..........

>>54429211
go all in on yuan or rupee, make sure to realize your losses before you can't even buy a rope anymore

>>54429296
What did you even say right here. Shill a stock?

Bros... I think my (female) (ai) broker might be kind of a... slut

>>54429327
BUD

Are my niggas mad because their feminist vice overlords have caught on to their gains? You just gotta roll with it baby! You gotta keep going!

>>54429211
go on all on the chinese version of lockeed martin/northrop grumman. the us cant afford to police and militarize the world anymore. once these shitholes start buying their fighter jets from chengdu aircraft industry with yuans it will be officially over for the west.

I think my niggas mad because the feminist overlords caught on to their gains. You just gotta keep goin' with it, baby! You just gotta keep goin with it.

You know you're nice. Show them that you're nice! And you know what I mean by nice. I mean NICE! I'm fuckin swagged out on a bitchass.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54428742
>>54427933
Hmm, yes, SOXS is the obvious play next week isn't it?

That's why it won't work. NVDA 300 EOW.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

12 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Evilangel's Double Anal Sluts (2018)!


April fool, it's La Chinoise (1967) ^_^

>>54429357
>buys Chinese jets
>discovers they are shitty the hard way
>returns to saying yessuh massuh to US
>EU retains permagay status unchanged

>>54429392

>>54429303
Why are you seething? Im just asking for investment suggestions.

>>54428453
Rosebud?

>>54429422
>smart enough to be able to reverse engineer our own past geniusness and continue rocking
>US old shit still way better than anyone else's new shit
>no need to reveal our own even way better new shit
>knows when to hold em
>knows when to fold em

>>54429471
if only you knew
most b-21 parts are made in china now
just look down the LMT pipeline its all offshored

Movie night friends something has happened! I can't connect to cytube but my internet is still working wtf hold on -Sundonw

>>54429524
unacceptable

>>54429524
Site an-heroed. Rumor has it, it was running on USD, which is kil.

>>54429524
guys I think cytube might be being ddos'd, I'm getting a host error and can't connect.
Regroup HERE, mirror website

>>54429554
I ain't clicking that shit.jpg

>>54429554
NEVERMIND, DDOS OVER return to regular operation<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54429475
Yeah, no, the Pentagon halted production when just an alloy used in a magnet was found to come from China. I'll need to see sources.

not coming to movie night I'm watching Neighbours instead

>>54429572
>sources on sourcing
sorry thats classified
please consider writing your congessman

>>54427653
Ah fuck

>>54429211
Nancy pelosi is dumping at a loss of millions
she wont be wrong

I just facefucked a 50 yo whore and now my pee pee hurts. Uncertain on how to profit from this. Going to watch a movie by myself, a good movie

>>54429592

>>54429626
Super Mario is out next week tho<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54429586
what's this dude's name?

china has already earned me 5% of my portfolio and i only put in 3%. Racist gweilos need not respond to my post. CHINA NAMBA ONE

Where is everyone

>>54429728
hello hi i'm just going to trim my nose hair then make some lemon ginger tea

>>54429728
Its saturday night so since the markets are closed I tried to put a dildo up my ass and still failed

>>54429728
Dead market, dead thread.

What? You want to talk about your portfolio? You bullish or bearish for April?

>>54428358
I'm maxing out my 401k, hsa, and Roth ira but damn this won't be possible if I want to raisr a family. Ygjht

>>54429728
>Sat

>>54429772
I don't trade I'm just lonely...

>>54429728
Studying into deeper knowledge of Power E*TRADE.

>>54429868
If you've got a dollar somewhere, in anything, you're investing. And if you plan on doing something with that dollar, you're trading. Just working on different time horizons is all.

that yuiposter seems to be on to something with that PLTR stock.... what with the "not" QE going on and the small rate hikes being followed by a possible rate CUT, its almost as if this is the bulltrap that everyone's been waiting for. one last rally before the bust

>>54429868
just cause you dont trade doesnt mean you cant research stocks and learn to evaluate them. you can sell your research skills for money, also called a wage!

>>54429868
What is the force which draws you specifically to /smg/ when being a lonely non-trader?

>>54429792
Maxing retirement accounts is overrated. They're good to have and put some money aside and get any matches, but going overboard is detrimental to maximizing your overall wellbeing across the timeframe of your life on the whole.

Typically with a retirement account you're putting money into some passive strategy and just sitting on that for an extended timeframe. Ironically, this is the least beneficial way to operate one.
Think about it. If you hold an ETF outside a 401k for 15 years, you'll pay zero taxes aside from the small divvy, if it has one. At the end, you sell and pay a 15% cap gains tax.
Had you held that ETF or some similar fund offered by the 401k, you'd cash out tax free and save the 15%. That's a mere 1% savings per year.

Where tax-advantaged accounts really win is through active trading. Eating short term cap gains in a portfolio with 100% turnover can really kill compounding.
But if you're not going to trade around, you might as well keep your passive money outside the IRA account, in a regular brokerage where you have the option to cash out on demand if some major expense comes up.
Early withdrawals from a Roth IRA eat a 10% penalty on top of cap gains. Trad IRA withdrawal is a sudden spike of income that pumps you into the higher marginal tax brackets.

>>54429659
oh that's my wife caitlin stasey
we are very happy and she is very female

>>54429912
it aint that simple nigga and you know it. if you ever want bonds or covered call funds you need that shit

>>54429991
You're right. It's a complex evaluation. I provided some simple counterpoints to display the potential downsides of maxing, but it's not like you should completely ignore retirement funds either. Every situation is unique. Everyone must make their own personal evaluation.
It also depends partially on age. The closer you get to retirement, the more worthwhile it is to add more into retirement funds. All those negatives slowly get closer to disappearing and you're less likely to urgently need fresh money as savings in a normal post-tax account. Shifting allocation towards bonds makes more sense at that point as well, and those are pretty tax-inefficient.

I don't think covered call funds are particularly relevant since they're not viable longterm holds anyway.

>>54430096
tax deferment is better late in years
tax sheltering is better early so you can be flexible

and yes sometimes it is better to have it in normal accounts. personally i like my margin account, i can earn ~10% writing puts on margin (no interest charged) and have the flexibility to buy stocks on margin too if the need arises. i bought like 30,000 in oil on margin in 2020 at tiny interest rates (I dont think holding stocks on margin now is a good idea long term). not possible in retirement accounts<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54430132
what's up with all the gpt posts?

>>54430137
this guy got pranked, everyone laugh at him

>>54430137
gookmoot's idea of aprir foors jokeru

>>54430140
>>54430141
ah... haha good one. very funny...

>>54429765
Why did u feel the urge to do that?

>>54430132
>tax sheltering is better early so you can be flexible
Maxing roth ira is pretty safe, yeah. You can always withdraw the contributions if needed.

I'm mostly critiquing the idea of maxing out everything, at all costs, starting in your 20s. It's a surprisingly common view.

i don't need retirement plans, i got these funkopops

Scoopsies I miss you bb. Hope you are doing well.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=j2etakoV-rg&feature=share

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=j2etakoV-rg&feature=share

>>54429868
You're doing it right. My biggest mistake was jumping right in instead of looking on the sidelines for months to get used to market volatility

So we all agree this is the worst April fools ever and the board mergers was the best ever? (Followed by the cream/pb/mini/chocolate/peep wars)

>>54430332
I've never seen a funny April fools joke
here or anywhere else

OH FUCK I FORGOT MOVIE NIGHT

>>54430332
But it’s very relevant.
Would it be difficult for LLMs to post on an image board? Especially generals could be duped.

What if there was an image board where all the posts were different LLMs posting with each other?

>>54430332
MINI 4 LYFE
>>54430516
They're already here

>>54427445
Jesus christ I would never invest in amazon. I was just hired by them and saw how they operate their warehouse. They have a bunch of useless people taking up useless positions. If the board cared about the investors they would lay off a good portion of those useless people(including me lmao)

>>54430547
I’d like to hear your take on LLMs. I was going to ask you about it but I missed the movie.

>>54430579
They don’t need to be perfectly efficient, just more efficient than other companies. They’ll make up for it by having all the floor workers and delivery people piss in bottles

How do I profit from the dollar going to zero as the trillions of overseas dollars come back and lead to hyperinflation?

>>54430646
GLD and JNUG
>inb4 physical
goes without saying, nigger

>>54430332
I don't get it, was it an actual bot, or did it just randomly flag some anons posts as written by a bit?

>>54430623
Inevitable step on the path of Moloch/Axsys/Rome/The Thing at the End of Time's ascendancy. Their invention was inevitable as soon as some hominid Hephaestus picked up a rock to use as a hammer. That being said, there is a greater gulf between LLMs and AGIs than might be assumed, the transition from Chatgpt to Shodan will not be 1:1. Read Man and Technics and Heidegger on Tool-Being.

Current alignment discourse and MIRI stuff is a farce, Yudkowskian snake oil salesmen scrabbling for sinecures at the feet of something they can't understand. Prepare for total collapse of the political, economic, and cultural into an undifferentiated stew of fractious narcissism.

>>54430646
short the currency pair in the other currency? lol. good luck finding a better one than the USD though.

>>54428124
when they want to hurt mumus, when they want to slow down consumption, when they want to shut down an aspect of the economy, when they do a false flag, when the wrong guy wins an election, when it is a jewish holiday, when there is international conflict, when they make a big oopsie and everything collapses... you'll have your turn again soon enough bobo

>>54430495
stop forgetting. The future of finance and earth is dictated by movie night

>>54427445
Sell options on Oil Futures, SPAN margin is kino and very capital efficient.
Also credit spreads on indexes are also kino

>futures

>>54428124
inflation means line goes up. Dollars are returning state side soon

I have almost 80k and I don't know wtf to do with it. been poor most of my life and now that I have the money I have no clue how to take advantage of it. can't buy some cheap land or a house, the stock market is a clown show... for now, time deposits is the only option for me (they give 11% yearly interest in my country...).
any suggestions?

>>54427653
meh, it was a nothinburger after all

>>54430773
>the stock market is a clown show
that's where youre wrong, but feel free to buy bonds (preferably in USD denominated payments)

>>54430703
ah of course

Good evening. Fuck Joe Biden for destroying the economy and stock market. That is all.

>>54430332
4chan is under new (glownigger) management. The April Fools prank was an afterthought. Next year they probably won't even do it.

>>54430917
bring back the old glowies

>>54430938
These new ones are fucking psychotic.

>>54430917
>>54430938
>>54430954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYMD_W_r3Fg

Crypto has been hijacked by shithole countries.
What video games do you guys play? The popular ones or perhaps some business strategy?

>>54430843
Basicolly prepare urself for a singularity, but not as histrionic AI researchers or sci-fi jerk offs warn about. We will witness a memetic singularity, a world in which each man will know a truth mutually exclusive from every other, and see no contradiction in that. War (and this is a Universe of War and no other) has evolved, without borders, without goals, without distinction between combatant, civilian, economic, cultural, or sexual actor. "There will come a time that if a man sits on a bench next to another, and asks him to move over, it will mean his death. This will be the time of the clearing of the benches".

>>54430954
Final arrow in their quiver. They are going to attempt to drag Trump through court. Means they are incredibly desperate and have exhausted all other options.

estrogens in your drinking water<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54430967
SWTOr is my time waster recently.

>>54431007
That’s quite dark

and that quote sounds interesting. It’s from herzog somewhere?

Another bull market incoming. I hope you guys bought SOXL because we're pumping next week. ATH by the year's end. Don't fight the market bros

>>54430967
>hijacked by shithole countries
More like the entire first world has settled on US cock so firmly that they refuse to allow any currency that doesn't belong to their colonial master

>>54430967
>video games
You're never gonna bag a quality woman playing video games.

>Chicago whored out their parking meters for 1 Billion dollars on a 75 year lease
>investors recouped the money already in 14 years and then some with 61 fucking years to go
Kek what a fucking deal.

>>54431168
women are bad investment

>>54431185
fuck chicago, they deserve the worst.
>>54431208
never spend more than you can afford on depreciable assets

>>54430967
>What video games do you guys play?
Gothic I & II, Mass effect, and I've been getting into chinese crap like Nier and Genshin (yeah, I like the pretty colors and fast combat, sue me).
It's crazy, the more I've gone out into the world and did "normo" stuff, the more I yearn to return to my home to just play games. Some people were simply wired to never make it I guess

love the end scene when the horse comes back

Anyone in C3 AI?

>>54430967
Paradox Interactive games and Project Zomboid. I recently enjoyed Inscryption. I was thinking of buying Dredge.

>>54431185
That deal is the most short sighted decision ive seen, it was made by a nigger or women wasnt it

>>54431256
It's easier when you are an 18yo college cuck.

>>54431007
sounds like some shitty 40k fan fiction prologue

>>54431327
I recently uninstalled Europa Universalis. Although it does have some economic elements, I think it's too in-depth overall for me waste time on that. I think Civilization is better in that respect. But ideally there are business simulators out there.

>>54427629
Goldschlager? Tastes like syrup

>>54427653
>Sold 130 call options purchased 12/20/21 (13,000 shares) at a price of $0.01 per share for a total loss of $733,691.
Wow, she's just like me!

>>54431644
>Bitch who sells call options at $0.01? Did she sell call options at $0.01? I guess she did. Oh shit nigga!

>>54431312
nope but im watching it. chart looks good

Can someone explain to me what the hell the catalyst for this rally over the last three days was? I mean, does anyone even know? Nasdaq in particular. Market was basically crabbing for a couple of weeks, then all of a sudden during the last two hours of trading on Tuesday, it just starts pumping insanely like a retard for three days straight with only modest pullbacks, then goes apeshit-vertical on Friday.

I guess PCE came out Friday and it was good, but it doesn't seem like anything actually happened, initially, to get the ball rolling on Tuesday. The funniest part is, the week before was actually way more eventful in terms of events and economic data but the market just kind of bobbed up and down gently without really moving anywhere. Then this past week almost nothing at all happens and it goes ballistic.

>>54431312
>>54431941
It's going to crater tomorrow, btw.

>>54431978
end of the month make things seem better rally is my guess?

dunno did we finish a quarter too

>>54431978
Tech stocks did well this quarter, so everyone wanted to appear like they owned tech stocks on their quarterly statements. That combined with a total lack of any upside hedging to give us a turbobull recovery.

>>54432018
What if it doesn't

>>54432035
Then it will probably keep chugging along for another week or so before management realizes they can AQB the shareholders and do an offering so they have more than 2.5 years worth of runway.

>>54431185
LMFAO CHICAGO TAXPAYERS GONNA PAY ABU DHABI $10B PROFITS WHILE THEY GET SHOT BY GANG VIOLENCE

Imagine being an faggot American

>>54431185
The real question is what did Chicago do with the 1.16 billion they received. Would bet those niggas can’t account for any of it.

friendly reminder that there is a bull market right now somewhere
you just have to find it

How important is insider buying/selling for your investment decision?

Do you folks care about crypto at all? Should I have forgot about as soon as I discovered stocks and options in order to be fully dedicated to this market.

>>54432182
>Do you folks care about crypto at all?
No.
>stocks and options
Don't care about those either, we're all about the
>futures
Index futures, Oats futures, forex futures. Futures are the future.

>>54432182
i might make some meme plays in teh future but i currently think its too unregulated and full of scammers.

>>54432182
>crypto
wont speak for other anons but its more like a gamble to me desu

im mad since i started gambling there was the perfect time to do shorts. but i was too scared about them to try. also didnt know enough.

so ive been just losing money mostly. now i have a system i like and seems suitable. now my problem is the overall market trend.

now im watching two videos and rereading the book about the system till its ingrained in my head

>>54432233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uYWYWPc9HU

>>54432182
It's gambling, but when you catch one there's no equivalent in stonks.

>>54431129
I think you meant buy soxs

Someone shill me the next meme stock for next week.

>>54432663
>watching videos
>can't use apostrophes nor even capital letters
>reddit spacing
Diagnosis: brainlet
Prognosis: ngmi

>>54432753
INTC

>>54432182
I used to mine shitcoins like ZEN, SAFE, VOT, SNOWGEM with a 5x GTX 1070 rig then arbitrage the mined coins into more shitcoins in-between exchanges, crex24 cryptopia hitBTC bittrex binance safetrade... then they introduced all the ID verification and it was a big turn off so I ended up cashing out at around the $45k mark sold the crypto and GPUs and went into physical PMs, started flipping the PMs on ebay and have been accumulating stocks since then with the profits. The only crypto I have now is $150 worth of BTC on a cold wallet and around $100 ETH on opensea trying to sell ai lewd NFTs but so far no one has bought any. I tried trading options but blew up the account pretty fast, some can do it well but I get worked up over the unrealised losses on options and can't sleep because its money I can't afford to lose. It would be nice to have that passive income to play with options in the future. Crypto is a stinky on-ramp into a CBDC system. But who knows maybe there will be a bifurcation of crypto between BRICs and the west.

>>54432179
How reliable is this? Asking as a total newfag looking to fix my losses in SCHW

>>54427445
Just saw my little brothers W2. Fucker made 40k this year. He made 4 times more than I ever have in a year. His job is for pussies though. Works at a department store like a bitch.

I think I'm done with trading. I'll just buy gold miners and hold them. Am I gonna make it?

i see some capitulation
we will se if it is enough

Why are people so bullish on INTC? It has exceeded all analyst projections

>>54432865
it is a meme stock now

>>54430547
based

>>54432765
how do you know what reddit spacing is??

checkmate frogboy

>>54432753
Silvergate

>>54430332
/mlpol/ was too powerful of a board. no one knew what they were in for when it happened

>>54432842
gold looks like its breaking out of a cup and handle pattern so maybe. I have a lot of miners rn. Thinking about getting more Newmont but trying to weigh up their operating costs with inflation, if oil were to drop in price they could do well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISZEjhgWbTQ

>>54432767 thanks senpai love the chart on INTC on a retrace.
>>54432934 Thanks senpai will watch this one

>>54432953
whats your take on miners vs stream?

>>54432941
That was some funny shit

>>54432182
There's nothing wrong with it for short term trades but you gotta be even more bullish than tech bulls to park your money in it for long

>>54433042
Don't risk too much on it it's a fucking crypto bank but the double trash factor would be a silly reason for it to pump

>>54432753
SCHW is actually free money

>>54433067
Royalty and streams are the safe and steady bet with potential for great upside on extended life of mine optionality as they say. I like the miners that pay a divi for cash flow. Royalty and streams are great inflation hedge but they do have risks for poor financing decisions (possible government intervention), FNV had some issues with the mine in panama recently with fees upping the tax or something like that. I like WPM, VOXR, OR, FNV, RGLD and have put them in a pension pot for the future

https://twitter.com/stats_feed/status/1642474135564480513?t=QO7gv2g-q-pT3K55FTrpUA&s=19
What's the ticker for smart speakers

buy Chinese stocks, why do you think most of the world are dumping their US reserves and making their trade deals with other currencies. The reason Chinese stocks are that they will benefit the most from the collapse of the US world reserve.

>>54427630
looks just like my kids mom, god i hate that cunt but she made some nice babies

>>54427630
Earnings this month will show a clearer picture, but regionals are kinda fucked right now because retards keep focusing on their unrealized losses when the fucking government already came out and said they would give unlimited funds to any bank so they won't be forced to realize those unrealized losses. Worst case scenario, banks don't recover for another 2 years until the Fed drops the rates back down.

>>54431052
>they are incredibly desperate and have exhausted all other options
oh my sweaty summer chile

Ephesians 6:12

>>54433423
They desperately want to get him on a felony so he can't run again.

I liked the emoji april fools

Did we get any notewrothy news over the weekend? Spent most of it playing starcraft so I'm out of the picture.

>>54432182
Boglehead here, not in the slightest. It's a "currency" people invest in and horde like stock. Maybe one day if a brockerage like fidelity creates an index for it I will but for now it just really looks like modern dsy tulips

>>54433443
The childishness of just using the middle finger emoji as a reply to someone was great

>pre-futures

I posted in another thread but I didn't realize it was for faggy crypto. I'm new to options and I play conservatively, what's the smartest way to make $200 a week? I usually buy 1-2 contracts and hold for about .30 gain,, I've noticed if i try to buy more contracts I lose all my nerve and go full retard. Should I be holding longer, or suck it up and buy more contracts? I buy contracts about a week from expiry, and never 0DTE. I'm a wagie at the poverty level, so $200-300 a week would change my life.

>>54433519
I'd recommend getting kneepads first.

>>54433519
>what's the smartest way to make $200 a week?
1) get another job
2) become a whore
There is no free lunch. Options are gambling

>>54433519
>what's the smartest way to make $200 a week?

this gives you pressure and then you make mistakes. options are risky as fuck.

>>54433519
sell $200 worth of call/puts with delta =< theta.

>>54431185
how much did the corrupt politician that signed the deal receive, though?

>>54433450
Oil... As of the past hour.

>>54433699
Covered/secured? I wonder what the best cheap (maybe ~$8-15 per share or less) stock is to get into for selling covered calls.

>>54433758
T could fit the bill.

>>54433758
I don't think there is a "best" I just chase high IV high theta which varies on a daily basis. checkout FRC Monday and see if there are any decent puts left in the $5 range if not shop around some other high IV tickers.

>>54431052
>Final arrow in their quiver. They are going to attempt to drag Trump through court. Means they are incredibly desperate and have exhausted all other options.
Why are you fucking morons still attached to this guy

>>54433875
I don't think anyone here is "attached" to him, it's just blatant bullshit and hypocrisy when you consider how filthy and corrupt the Biden admin is. Plus during trump's administration we had a historic bullrun that made everyone money.

BBBY fools hoping for a miracle. Uh yeah the only way this is going is into the shat heap of history like Sears. Writing is on the wall. No one will buy them. Why should they?. Least now. Wait till the company is delisted and the debt has been swept under the rug then maybe someone will step in and buy what's left. Big ass maybe on that. Anyway shareholders will have gotten the shaft long before anything like that happens.

I didnt bought OIL ... NGMI

>>54433858
I added that to my watchlist just before coming back to check in fact, along with F.
>>54433869
I have to cap/save and study to grasp all of this but am intending to find a good training wheel situation to dip toes into and grow organically (into more situational variance/complexity/size) from as I learn from the direct experience alongside advices such as this. Very much appreciated, I already had >>54433699 capped.

https://twitter.com/business/status/1642533396231405570?t=VJslt98JYh8wjWtL9RcF0g&s=19

>>54433910
>when you consider how filthy and corrupt the Biden admin is.
No, you have brainworms like the rest of your cult. The Biden admin is not "filthy" or "corrupt", regardless of whatever misinformation you've been fed. Snap back to reality. Donald Trump has been indicted on 34 counts. for those of you keeping score at home, that's 34 more counts than Hunter Biden has.

Not one person outside of the wingnut grievance bubble gives one stupid fuck about your imaginary 'Biden crime family.' just stop it already, you all are weird obsessed losers.

I dislike minorities.

inshallah my oil brothers...

>>54433992
I thought redditors would applaud you wearing dresses with Pride.

GOOD MORNING

Explain to me like I’m a toddler or a golden retriever if you will why OPEC would cut production?

>>54433986
Trump is being tried for some petty bullshit bribery charge. Biden is responsible for selling oil out of the SPR to a foreign entity in which his dirtbag son is invested in, he's responsible for supplying a war in Ukraine because, you guessed it, family investments. He's responsible for using the FBI as his own personal gestapo that covers up and lies about every wrong doing his admin does. They still deny that the laptop even exists despite the fact hunter is suing theel repair shop over said laptop. I can keep going. So don't come in here and spew that bullshit you mouth breathing, rung licking, nigger monkey. Go back to plebbit and whine about trump there you fucking tranny faggot

>>54434014

Buying a house and moving fucking sucks. So many moving parts to it. I guess all I need to do right now is get the utilities, my stuff moved over, and my old apartment cleaned out. But then its got all kinds of deferred maintence like the thermostat that I need to get an electrician over and fix.

>>54434042
biden / us said they would refill the SPR below 70$ / barrel, they did not. Producers want to create their own floor instead of trusting a third party that never keeps their word.

Why is the US being attacked on all fronts?
We’ve done nothing wrong wtf

>>54434042
>Explain to me like I’m a toddler or a golden retriever if you will why OPEC would cut production?
Sure
>Team Biden said they'd refill SPR at $70.
>Price breached $70 for a moment during banking crisis.
>No refill
>Announcement: No plans to refill until 2024 or later.

A lot of retards get stuck thinking in static valued nominal terms and seeing $70 as some insanely profitable high price level. We've printed so much currency and seen so much inflation these past few years that $70 is the new $50. Production costs are up. Drilling costs more. Steel costs more. Shipping costs more. Labor costs more.
Understandably, Saudis are unwilling to get cucked by some democrat posturing bullshit once again. They've taken matters into their own hands.

>>54433955
i actually pretended to be a baggie for the past two months and encouraged others to hold and buy more lmao

>>54434042
Because of the beginning of The Great, Great Depression.

>>54432865
Before that horrid earnings it last had, it had like a P/E ratio of 8 when the stock was in the 20's. It still has the potential to be an absolute cash generating machine once we get to the other side of this capital spending they are doing. If feels like people were trying to value INTC like it is an oil company or something.

>>54434171
Unfortunately for you, only the dumbest fucking idiots would buy a turd like BBBY at this point. So that kind of reduces your options to a handful of crypto babies.

i am actively searching for stuff no one ever heard of and is unlikely to get memed

>>54434264
Pssst... Shhhhh come here. I hear you're looking for a secret stock nobody has heard of. Well here's the tip kid. Buy NAK. Don't tell anyone.

>>54434076
I'm glad I was able to buy the house I was renting. Good deal and interest rate at 3.5%

>>54434284
i appreciate your attempt

just fapped to gay furry piss porn ama

>>54431978
I’ve heard it was the algos squeezing in one more rally before we finally get a bad earnings quarter. Who knows whether or not they’ll be right this time, but shit isn’t looking good with massive OPEC cuts

>>54434076
Yes. Don't forget to go to the post office and tell them your new address. When I moved it sucked. U-Haul filled with stuff. After I'd already cleaned out a shat pot before the adventure started. Shat piled up the new house's basement that took me awhile to get sorted. Then after I got married my Wife's stuff came over so yeah. Never again. I'm never moving again. They'll have to carry my corpse out of here.

>>54434314
when do i buy SOXL?

>>54434323
2024

>>54434314
What's your average of BOIL?

>>54434299
Yeah well somebody has to buy baggot's stinky NAK bags eventually kek.

>>54434330
undefined, I don't have any

>>54434333
he calls himself bagholderextraordinaire for a reason

>>54434163
>nothing wrong
Oh boy that is laughable.

>>54434288
Sounds nice to be able to take over the utlities and maintenance slowly at a time. By the time I move in I will be looking at getting a lawn mower and working on the houses lights/security improvements and especially the garage so I can do my lifting there
>>54434320
Yeah I had that happen last time I moved and didn't know I had a traffic violation so it put a DMV stop on my truck since I didn't get a notification having lived at new address for a year.

>>54427910
I thought you were dead chinky boy.

>long lost oil OP baked late last night
>Saudi cuts announced an hour ago
How did OP know?

>>54434376
OP is obviously an oil barron

>>54434333
there is always someone buying
its a matter of time
>>54434353
nothing wrong with protecting self interest

>>54434353
Kek, yeah when you go round the world and tell everyone "hey this is how it's gonna be" big shock that your popularity is in the toilet. Iraqi is the poster child for fuckups. Before yeah it was ran by a dictator scumbag. But the country was stable. Now? Uh last I checked it was on the verge of civil war.

>>54434376
Everyone who follows oil closely knew Q1 was gonna be shit.
We're in Q2 now.

should i buy oil on monday?

red week coming up or what? Feels like it

you know what happens after a window dressing?
a window undressing.

>>54434462
there is always something green

>>54430579
>I am a useless warehouse worker
>I would never invest

>>54434430
Dunno it feels like one bad banking headline could tank it

some red weeks and comfyposting will be a thing again

>>54434518
>weeks
*months

>>54430579
That's basically every fortune 500 company. They get away with having a lot of useless bloat like that because they never pay taxes and pretty much have unlimited government gibs in one form or another coming in. Corporations are the antithesis of the American citizen, but whatever we can all make money on them.

NRGU price target?

john rocker if you are out there I may have found another possible intro for one of your upcoming analysis on the markets
https://youtu.be/C_XkTKoDI18?t=72

>>54434014
>>54434075
How we feeling oil barons? Thinking $80 on open?
>>54434042
They want price higher so they can recoup money instead of burning it. Plus they want oil higher for trump to be president so they pump for him in exchange for us help in yemen.

Oil scares are bullish

>>54434624
Oil scares are bearish

>>54434636
Oil scares are crabish

>>54434624
>>54434636

>>54434585
Of course I'm here but you have it mixed up. If I'm going to have women in my intro, they better be qt anime girls, not disgusting sheboons.

>>54434654

>>54434663
>Of course he's here
OF COURSE
>OF FUCKING COURSE
OF COURSE

the price of oil going up is inflationary, which is bearish
oil price up = price of everything up, due to plastic prices up + transport costs up

>>54434654
>>54434636

>>54434618
>How we feeling oil barons? Thinking $80 on open?
Pump then fade, probably. Long term bullish.
Bad for tankers and refiners.

what do we think will happen to oil tomorrow?

does this effect nat gas too?

>>54434685

>>54434704
>does this effect nat gas too
Gnats fucking effects natural gas and no one knows which way.

>>54434683
What else would I be doing on a beautiful Sunday afternoon. Shut the blinds, smoke pot, and play Yakuza kiwami 2 all day.

My friend is shilling me this company. He bought himself into it with $4.5k. Considering doing the same. Seems like a good time to invest in raw materials as people stop buying from Russia.

>>54434725
>Gnats
kek the bugs?

>>54434740
>Investing in a mining company
>investing in a Canadian mining company
>Investing in a Canadian mining company penny stock

>>54434737
>on a beautiful Sunday afternoon
*ever
Imagine being someone that has to not be here sometimes.

>>54434769
>>54434740
>Investing in a fucking NICKEL or copper miner, despite the LME problems it had last year

>>54434826
at least we know where that Bayhorse gravel went.

>>54433519
You should be on the sell side and writing conservative strikes that don't get assigned. $200 a week? You probably need well into 5 figures on a single position to to it safely

>>54434769
Everyone falls for it at least once.

>>54434861
>>54434861
>>54434861