/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58387211
>cope
See you at 400m marketcap in a few days

>>58366068
See you at a billy, I've been telling people to buy since 30m marketcap, not all of us are gonna make it I suppose

>>58338094
Shit I didn't know about all this and my business finally starting to provide returns, its like a whole new world has opened up for me. Time to research and start abusing the fuck out of everything.

AND JUST LIKE THAT

APU WILL NEVER BE BELOW 0003 AGAIN

>>58301428

>>58272457
>Its different this time
LAMO NICE TRY

>>58255905
Just in time for my paycheck

Feels good man

>>58185849
>Lambos and hookers

>Bought the literal bottom

Thanks OP.

Okay listen up, faggots. I like money and I'm sick of missing out on moonshots and you probably are too. How about we all agree on a new coin to pump to 10B marketcap just like we tried with APU. APU was almost perfect. We managed to shill it to 50m and it gained a crapton of traction but the dev was a massive faggot who rugged his project and made everyone lose confidence in it.

Let's start over with something new where everyone in this thread can buy an early bag and get a 10000x after shilling it to normies. Pitch some ideas for a coin and we'll go with whatever gets the most votes then some rich anon can create the coin. Remember, it has to be normie-friendly. GO!

THERE ARE "PEOPLE" ON THIS BOARD THAT SOLD THE BOTTOM

Thanks for the cheap bitcoins, losers.

Sorry bobos, $69,420 is now the support.

OIL LADS

>>57770228
Based.

Shill me some legit new utility projects on ETH or ARB

>>57553588
Don't care if you do or not.

>>57552193
Lol look at you all emotion over us mumus makin' money

Shill a non-meme microcap on ETH

Shill me a sub 500k microcap on ETH. Hard mode: no memes

Shill me your best microcap on ETH

*splashes it in your face*
My resignation is more tendered than your 2nd degree burns.

>long WTI Crude oil
>short BRENT oil
>close both positions once total p&l of both positions is in profit
>flip directions and rinse repeat
Why didn't you guys tell me commodities trading was so easy?

My house is dual layer brick, semi detached bungalow built in the 60s, will probably last for 1000 years bar a few roof / window replacements and a few tins of paint. And it sits on a half acre plot.

Seethe stickniggers

>>57255176
>Everyone's gonna sell the news and drop the price below $40,000
Oops lol

Shill your best non-meme microcaps