/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51669489
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $0.9089 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.3 (17.825) million shares DRS'd by Jul. 30th 2022
>Previously 50.8 (12.7) mill shares by Apr. 30th, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 2022
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,299.011B, 103P = 22.320B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 2,327.111B, 100P = 23.27111B per

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
>GameStop Crypto Wallet up for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19901/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19906/html
>FY22 Q2 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20220907006127/en/
>FTX partnership

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

MOASS is tomorrow

>>51669523
No it's not

>>51669543
yes it is

>>51669523
says who?

If I give Moe's Ass a good fingering, will it come?

>>51669543
yes it is

>>51669550
shemitah t+2
it has to happen or jews will be destroyed

Once this is all over I will hire teams of tree surgeons toconstantly (((snip))) the eruv.

>>51669547
>>51669559
No. It can't be tomorrow.

>>51669570
yes it literally is tomorrow
there is absolutely no chance that it's not tomorrow

>>51669570
already spoke to god in a dream while swimming through the universe at light speed, and it's absolutely happening on wednesday

>>51669580
let's ask Kenny...

>>51669580
>>51669593
Meds

>>51669552
i know i would

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xptb9a/so_uh_13m_per_share_yeah_i_just_had_that_again/?
It's happening again...

>>51669604
he already knew that it was tomorrow even before this all began
jews have to sacrifice their old financial system before they can bring in the new one

>>51669612
floss the foreskin out of your mouth retard it's tomorrow

>>51669499
Checked

>>51669618
Uh oh solar flaries.

>>51669618
this is the price that GME will be at at open tomorrow

>>51669656
that's fair price if I've ever seen it

>>51669656
lmao I'd walk out on my first day on the job tomorrow if that happened hahahaha

>>51669679
it has to happen there is no if about it

Still Holding.

>>51669717
Still Holding! x4

>>51669615
AI has gone too far

>>51669615
Post MOASS I want to live somewhere like this. Imagine if there was a deep cave on the side of that cliff, just above the waterfall. I bet you could get lost in there.

>mfw it's today

>>51669618
STOP NOTICING GLITCHES GOY GAMESTOP IS BAD

>>51669618
Let's hear what Lauer has to say about this again. More lost packets or solar flares again? Hmmmm?

>>51669672
I'd only sell my .25 share that's just sitting there being a decimal if that happened. Then I'd take that money, rent out a fancy hotel room for a week, buy a Switch and start playing fun shit while I sit in a Jacuzzi. I'll rent a hooker, not to have sex with, but pay her to wear a Greek toga so she can properly feed me grapes as I play BotW and Kirby.

>>51669618
omg lmfao the "glitch" again
where's big dick dave to save the day?

>>51669618
How many more times can this occur before MOASS?

>>51669786
About 12 hours.

>>51669786
zero because it's tomorrow

Call me crazy but I don’t think Palestine should exist. The people that are there aren’t even “Palestinian” they all have origins from Jordan, Syria and Egypt.

Again, call me crazy but I don’t think filthy pedophile Muslim arabs deserve any free land.

>>51669685
I will laugh like Titus from FFX while walking out on the job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

Alright niggers, I did some retard math on this shit that someone found in the last bake
>https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/WLDFF/key-statistics?p=WLDFF
>traded OTC
>shares outstanding: 139.33M
>market cap: $1.702T
This is a weed company based in Leafistan, and according to yahoo they’re now one of the most valuable companies in the world. Makes zero sense but it gets better
Now for the math. Market cap is defined as (share price)*(number of shares). If we reverse that equation we can get the number of shares implied by market cap. This number is 1.702T. Short interest, at least in the old formula, is defined as (# shares outstanding - # shares issued)/(# shares issued) *100%.
(1,702,000,000,000-139,330,000)/139,330,000 = a short interest of
>1,221,460%
If you ever had any doubts over whether GME shorts closed last January, or at any point since then, this is your answer. It is my firm belief that anybody who knew that shit like this happens, but allowed it to happen unabated regardless of their reason, should be blood eagle’d in the public square before being given a bath of salty lemon juice

>>51669811
It's okay to be crazy, then. No one is going to jail you for being wrong and crazy. All wrongs will be made right.

>mfw GMEbaggies still exist

>>51669618
Also I wonder if this reflects current GME price of pre-split/dividend price. I assume current GME, and I vaguely remember the last round of packet loss was around 4x this figure, so I guess 1.3 mil is the new floor.

Bros, it really is insane to think about. I really am gonna make it. We all are really gonna make it. Thank you zoe quinn

>>51669807
I admire you determination. I too, will start willing MOASS into existence tomorrow:

>TOMORROW
TOMORROW
>TOMORROW
TOMORROW
>TOMORROW
TOMORROW
>TOMORROW
TOMORROW
>TOMORROW
TOMORROW
>TOMORROW
TOMORROW

Unbothered
Moisturized
In my lane
Comfy
Not datefagging
Holding and flourishing
Verification not required
Simple as
>>51669499
Checked

>>51669877
there is nothing to will
it literally has to be tomorrow otherwise jews will be destroyed for eternity

At 4AM for premarket you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $10,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem

>>51669876
plan, strategy, power, travel
ty for your ideas

>>51669893
>otherwise jews will be destroyed for eternity
Hmmmmm. Maybe it shouldn't be tomorrow, afterall

>>51669618
Is this the dark pool price?

>>51669893
So win-win?

>>51669876
>and I vaguely remember the last round of packet loss was around 4x this figure
didn't you mean a fourth?

>>51669929
yup thats the algorithm dictating fair price.

>>51669811
Jewish hands typed this.

>>51669924
>>51669933
why wouldn't they pay us tomorrow?
they have an unlimited money printer and money isn't even real
they want to bring their new financial system in a great reset so they are obligated by God to give away all of the 'old stock' but they will still hold the power
if they don't then they will be powerless and penniless for eternity

>>51669876
It really is crazy. Maybe they let it run up AH/PM to avoid the halts because they realized people will just diamond hand until the second comma anyways.

>>51669992
prices out fomofags preemptively kek

>>51669899
Checked thank you for your esoteric messaging my sixth sense has picked up on it and I will continue to hold GME

>>51669953
No. Last time this happened the dark pool prices peaked at 4.X million. Our champion for market reform called it a glitch and refused to elaborate on exactly how software and networks that handle this much money are even allowed to have glitches. Now it’s happening again and I’d love to hear what he has to say

>>51669992
AH will be too late to stop me from buying more
>>51669953
The last round I think was around 4 or 5 million, so no, this is about a fourth+ some of the last round which was pre-split dividend.

Yahoo Finance appears to be capitulating.

>>51669896
yup

>>51670060
LMFAO their AI is shitting and farding its pants. vid related it's ken griffin.

>>51669976
you make a good point

>>51669992
Since the beginning we've been predicting the fomo price out.

>>51670060
Holy shit everything is starting.
It's like E said ...

>>51669618
Doesn't this happen when there are asks but no bids? If the exchange was large like NYSE and bids were actually getting filled it would mean something.

>>51670102
yeah when e told me that the second i bust my balls in his moms pussy i made it my mission to bust in that snatch as much as possible. everyone give a warm welcoming applause for e's mom taking load after load to start the moass.

>>51670060
RKKG WHERE ARE YOU AAAAAAAAAAA IM NOT READY FOR MOASS IM NOT READY TO SAY GOODBYE TO MY FRENS YET

Is it imperative to read The King In Yellow before watching True Detective season one? Janiggers, this is relevant to my holding GME because this is what I do while waiting for MOASS

Is it really happening this week? It's okay you can lie to me.

>>51669976
On one hand, there's your logical and well-thought-out assessment. On the other, centuries of Jewish greed.

>>51670108
it means no one is willing to sell, but at those prices you stupid fucking prick. even the ai/bots autotrading are refusing to sell it for anything less.

I just got called a "baggie". It's not true is it?

>>51670115
no true kino season 1 is just that;kin0
>>51670118
yessir

>>51669618
Restart your software goy

Plastic bags are not relevant to business and finance and certainly not relevant to GME.

>>51669976
Don’t forget shmita is Monday, but then extended 2 days for “walled cities” so S+2, so Wednesday, but then there’s Wednesday’s FTDs so we are looking at possibly (S+2)+(T+2) for when the market bottoms out due to everyone selling everything so they have enough money for a single share of my $GME

>>51670141
>it's still there
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>51670132
No

>>51670139
I'm going to clone Anri Okita as part of my post-MOASS harem.

>>51670125
there have been many 'great resets' throughout history, man made ones that is
and it's pretty clear that we are in one right now and it's just the beginning of it
it's their religious and spiritual obligation to pay us tomorrow

>>51670114
It's apparently tomorrow whether we like it or not

>>51669893
That's going to happen regardless. There's a large overlap between people who learn a lot about banking and people who hate jews. Even the reddit NPCs who got into this because WallstreetBets was allowed to trend in the beginning have learned the sheer magnitude of Israeli infiltration in American institutions. Every single time something crooked happens, they get angry and ask "Who did this!?" and they see a jew or a company run by jews. This leads them to realize that there might be more than simple coincidence driving the trend. There is a group of people responsible for this blatant criminality who control the very system that is supposed to keep them in check, and these former NPCs have slowly grown to hate them.

Those newly minted antisemites are about to become billionaires.

>>51670169
>it's their religious and spiritual obligation to pay us tomorrow
That would explain the intra-semitic warfare angle of this play. So...what's the catch?

>>51670195
It's rulejanny jews (real Hebrews) vs. ruletranny jews (demon-worshipping rule benders). Rulejannies are winning and we're on their side.

>>51670195
they will still hold the power over us
they are paying us but losing money doesn't matter if we will be in a new financial system where old money is null and void

>>51670221
>Cohen means priest
>Ryan Cohen on our side
>Steve Cohen on their side
What does this mean

Kek faggot crypto baggies

>>51669302
what do you think Ken will do when he's not the head of Citadel anymore? maybe he can have his own tv show, they give Cramer one after all.

>>51670239
>old money
do you mean the old system, or old currency?

>>51670259
He's going to be backing Ron DeSantis in politics.

>>51670239
There are few things as tragic as enslaving yourself through freedom. For many, GME will end being more of a curse than a blessing. I’ll pray we all find strength and lean on Christ when our own strength fails. GME is no bad comedy joke, and with great memes comes great memeability

https://youtu.be/vQ0u09mFodw

Tomorrow is my birthday!

>>51670267
That’s like hiring Michael avanatti as your lawyer.

Suicide.

>>51670239
Shit. So we get a bunch of worthless money and sentient funko pops? Why have we been forsaken!?

>>51670261
both
we are moving to a digital currency by 2030 where you won't actually own anything but you will get digital goodboy points for being a compliant citizen that you can use to borrow things from the moth's children

>>51669717
still holding!

>>51670259
He's going to be bedposting on the Mongolian mattress forum

>>51670290
the money won't be worthless yet so just make sure that you invest it into real assets

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>51669618

>>51670243
No one actually know if Steve is actually on their side desu. It's very possible that Steve was able to get out and force Ken to hold all the bags as the patsy. 45 is the only person obsessed with his possible involvement.

>>51670291
what happens if tomorrow comes and goes and we don't moon? What will that mean? Two weeks unironically just to be safe?

>>51670297
picrel? I hope he at least goes over to /gif/ to do that...
>>51670310
Got it. But that still leaves the funko pop problem.

Hey frens, serious question. When this happens tomorrow, what is the first thing we should do? I'm kinda getting spooked thinking about it. Can I just keep it in my credit union for the short term? Or should I follow that post I saved about what to do if you win the lottery?

>>51670337
Tomorrow is the date but settlement is T+2 so there is some wiggle room up tk friday, which then means it could be as long as Monday until we see the effects or fallout from hatever happens this week

>>51670291
Good luck making that happen with energy shortages to the point that the nodes required to operate that shit can’t run and people can’t charge their devices to use it. cbdc doesn’t happen as long as the chucklefucks in charge still have an irrational hatred of nuclear power, no matter how much they might want it

>>51670337
no amount of eruvs can protect you now chaim

>>51670347
>Or should I follow that post I saved about what to do if you win the lottery?
this

>>51670347
SEC Form 13H. You also have to register as a large trader.
https://www.sec.gov/files/form13h.pdf

>>51670354
energy shortages aren't real
it's part of the great reset
you have to take old comforts away from people to get them to adopt your new "improved" system

>>51670291
You haven't kept track of the sentiment among the GME holders. Everyone of the soon to be multi-million/billionaires, even the redditors, wants to toss these overlord-larpers in jail and take over all their shit. "They" will be long gone by 2030. We are the moths now.

Justice wins, light prevails.

>>51670337
It would be the literal hall of cost. They would lose all their power and we would be free of them. I would unironically accept 2 more weeks because it means we all get rich and free ourselves of them forever.

>>51670376

So if they short it at 1.3m and it goes down 1% they profit $13,000 per share?
And they are shorting 100k a day minimum
They are making $130,000,000 a day?

is there any dis0rrd for trading to join?

>>51669618
gone but not forgotten, RIP

So it turns out the market only crashes next year. Sorry for the confusion. Just one more year guys. HODL!

>>51670376
yeah and that won't happen it's just virtue signalling, wealth always corrupts
reddit will spend their money on unless consumer products
some people might use their money to try and enter politics but politics is rotten to the core, nothing will change
none of us will be as powerful as the rothschilds because they hold something much more powerful than capital, knowledge

>>51670350
>>51670380
Holy shit, so this week something will actually happen and not be another forgotten nothingburger??
Sign me up, we moon tomorrow!

>>51670419
don't care; want my miliens of dolers

>>51670401
They'd be making a killing if not for all those shorts they counterfeited when gme was under a dollar, they don't want to close ever so all they are doing is paying the vig.

>>51670401
no retard that is not how it works unfortunately for them, and that also makes zero sense.

>>51670312
Stay comfy, comfy blanket poster.

>tfw MOASS

>>51670434
No its actually pretty simple math and the numbers are real and conservative

WAGMI baby

>>51669877
This is incredibly checked

>>51670450
>simple math beats pre-existing obligations

Situation with Russia is about to go nuclear.

>>51670479

>>51669877
checked
>TOMORROW

>>51670291
I dont believe we will make that move.
>>51670375
Energy problem is real. That is separate from the great reset.

>>51670401
With that level of volatility, they are going to be paying out the anus in borrow fees. You think people are going to lend out shares for free during MOASS when there's money to be made holding and selling them?

>>51670450
>these already existing debts get le canceled out even though they owe more
if you short at 4, and a split occurs and it goes to 1.3mil you are not covering that EVER. you are using chicango liberal math if you think shorting at 1.3mil covers the shorting at 4 dollars post split at that price.

Tomorow i will get my new pair of glasses, 70 Millions of $ wasted instead of slurping, but i will be able to look at the green candle in 8K.

>>51669811

>>51670532
energy problem is not real
energy is another way they control us because energy is essential to life
energy can be harvested for free and telsa proved it

>>51670538
anon he's retarded and not even accounting for the fact that they will get fucking margin called if this fucking stock goes up 100. forget 1,000,000 they can't even afford a thousand happening without immediately relying on insurance companies for a bail out.

you guys don’t think the computer share website will be overloaded with traffic and experience down time during the MOASS, r-right? Can someone hit be with a frightened looking frog picture?

>>51670541
Why do they need to cover if investors and creditors get a kickback to the tune of $50,000,000 a day each

>>51670479
>Can't tell if AI or brain has gone full coomer.

>>51670375
You misunderstand. Burger infrastructure, along with most of the “first world,” is INCREDIBLY fragile. Do some research on what happened the last few times blackouts happened in major cities. You think that can be contained, especially when loss of power means normies can’t even access “their” own money? All it takes is one cell of actors hitting key grid stations to throw the west into chaos. Good thing we haven’t been importing those by the millions or something, that would be bad

>>51670579
If it does it won't matter. Moass can't end if they can't buy every single share in existence. So if the site goes down just remain comfy and go play a game or something until it comes back online.

>>51670589
>Why do they need to cover
Because I said so
>oh, and the verification?
>keep it
>for me it’s not required

>>51670589
covering needs to occur to prevent margin, and it would never happen because of interest rates and the price as a combo. their only option is to close. sneed 1pbtid

>>51670579
>people will not being able to paperhand during MOASS
A blast from the past with this one shillie.

>>51670612
yes, it's designed to be fragile
if you want to cause panic then cutting off electricity for long periods of time is a major way to do it

>>51670612
>All it takes is one cell of actors hitting key grid stations
Or damaging a gas pipeline in the Baltic Sea...
>>51670613
>any attempts to stop the MOASS only mean I get a bigger payout
Quite the predicament. Oh well not my problem pay up hedgies

Isn't tomorrow the last day before Thursday when the new DTCC rule kicks in??

Tomorrow

days like today provide glimpses into the reality of what is going on behind the scenes... SPY had no say in what shape the chart took today, exposing the slimy underbelly of the whole thing

>>51670559
Oh no, my greatest weakness, assigning competence to people who people who don't deserve it.

>>51670660
I missed you chart anon. Can you hit us with an updated gern/chhe chart just for old times sake?

>>51669618
Isn't that 1.3 million?

>>51670660
ChartAnon, welcome back fren.

>>51670642
Blackouts cause “panic” with normal humans. Cities are full of niggers. Niggers don’t “panic,” they go full Planet of the Apes chimpout mode when their EBT card is denied and they can’t buy their Newports. Again, you don’t know what you’re talking about. Read what actually happens in blackouts (even in places like Montreal) before posting again

>>51670675
>GERN
kek those were the days

Let's go

>>51670675
lol, the laptop with that python script took a crap on me so I will have to rebuild it from scratch. Have to do some cleaning, but might retype the script to generate that chart again, follow the threads and it might get posted later

>>51670660
>that fat red L line at the eod
Kek GME followies

>>51670579

What do you /GME/ people talk about at this point, in the year 2022? Are you still pwning the hedgies?

>>51670579

>>51670744
Witnesses thanks frightened frog but other anons have assured me nothing can stop what is coming wagmi. I have been taking laxatives multiple times a day every day for over a year to ensure that I am constantly empty and cannot possibly shit myself when GME moons

>>51670778
Mainly just how much I miss the bogs, and I hope Kenny doesn’t put their call from the other side on hold. The Boggening waits for no hedgie. GameStop is now $1,300,000 per share.

>>51670720
v how much longer do you think this shit is gonna take, I'm tired of edging

>>51670579
It doesn't matter if you didn't DRS 100%. This is why 50/50 chads win.
>>51670613
DRS'd shares being sold won't really matter. DRS'd shares are real shares that don't technically need to be sold to shut a phantom share down. Broker shares that the only shrares that need to be close and even though there are like 80 million DRS'd shares that retail holds post split, that's a drop in the bucket compared to GME being shorted AT LEAST 10x pre split (and pre sneeze!). DRS'd shares being sold at a value the same as a phantom share should be seen as gratitude in a way.

>>51670744
>>51670779

>>51670195
The catch is that 99.999% of humanity isn't going to make it. (((Financially))) speaking of course

>>51670848
Reminder that we have an OTC stock with a confirmed short interest of over a million percent >>51669833. If GME is anything close to that it will be too large for the hedgies etc to even begin to contain

>>51670852

>>51670802
I miss them too, bro.

New jiemie sketch because it do be getting bullish in here. Colour version in the making. What is she drinking?

>>51670905

>>51670920
hedgie tears

>>51670920
RC cola

>>51670937
Accurate

>>51670947
Drink of kings. How about diet shasta? Could be worth a thought too

why did NATO blow up that pipeline haha

>>51670420
Did someone say another forgotten nothingburger?
>muh Keith
>muh 45
>muh boyildee
>muh Chris is king
>muh Cohen pump n dumps
>muh it’s only a beta
>muh it’s not a real split
>muh nooo it’s international crime
>muh Reddit mods are compromised
>muh Chinese companies acting weird
>muh vote count
>muh evergrande default
>muh ftds
>muh T+9854
>muh SEC report
>muh mentioned on the news
>muh new warehouse
>muh funko pops
>muh July 4th
>muh BBBY acquisition
>muh debt free
>muh grifters selling NFTs
>muh youtoobers
>muh avatarfag shill discord
>muh pajeets shilling to 10 schizos
>muh great reset
>muh Jew is on my side
>muh pixel
>muh rensole
>muh picklespic
>muh shareholders meeting cringe fest
>muh mods r CIA guys trust me
>muh Ken’s private pilot
>muh where’s DFV?
>muh bastille day
>muh forward guidance
>muh RICO
>muh criminals
>muh help me Gary
>muh pump and dump investigation
>muh every crypto sale is GME related
>muh loopies
>muh Elon will save us
>muh filter
>muh hugbox
>muh same 6 reaction images everyday for 18 months
>muh baker is a 300 lb troon
>muh Reddit sub splits
>muh noooo you have call me the shill btfo chad
>muh Jeff Bezos bankrupts the competition unfairly
>muh 741
>muh wu Tang divvie

I am completely drained. Spiritually, mentally, emotionally, physically. At this point I am just a shambling husk going from one task to another. On my days off I do nothing but lay in bed, I don't even bother to turn the TV on for background noise. I just stare at the ceiling and wait for sleep, death or tomorrow, whatever happens to come first. I genuinely don't care about anything anymore and nothing makes me feel anything

>>51670947
can someone shop this delicious drink into that pic please?

>>51670920
she's drinking what all gamethots drink

WAGMI

>>51670983
>muh pokemon nfts
>muh you can take a CoD gun into animal crossing
>muh drs
>muh he lied under oath
>muh old lady grifter book
>muh fractals
>muh we’re a movement
>muh I need this so badly I have to believe it
>muh dilution is bullish actually
>muh fundamentals
>muh long term play
>muh new amazon
>muh house of cards
>muh distractions
>muh we just need more FOMO
>muh screaming at everyone at Chillis that it’s all crime
>muh erp frens
>muh market crash
>muh buy/sell ratio not understanding how a trade works
>muh new online distribution model
>muh no wait NFT model
>muh no wait it’s actually online
>muh exponential floor
>muh guy getting the shareholder list
>muh shareholder meeting rnd 2
>muh avatarfags are all troons who need the money for hormones
>muh no it’s the stores it was always the stores
>muh fractionalised crypto stock market
>muh NFT games for third worlders
>muh record date will start the squeeze
>muh gift card partnership
>muh yils went down to one
>muh rimuru hates avatarfags
>muh dear porn
>muh ETH merge
>muh why you so mad I’m just holding a stock
>muh no one is laughing at me they’re jealous that I turned $409 to $25
>much dilbert guy
>muh +4000% wasn’t a squeeze I didn’t miss out
>muh out of business Melvin
>muh cringe fucker harassed a streamer
>muh qanon
>muh larpies
>muh swingers get the rope
>muh glitch showed the real price
>muh SI
>muh copium
>my bags

Still comfy holding. Anus is fully relaxed. Wagmi.

show me the money hehe

>>51670947
based

>>51670999
Checked. Be the change you want to see in the world.

>>51669489
I just dumped all my savings in this. Im new to stuck market. When do I expect 300% return an teen dies or whatevee

>>51670920
If anyone is wondering, she is eating bubblegum because this bubble is going to pop. Also please give her crudely drawn colour for the lulz

>>51670991
Don't give up yet fren.

>>51671023
but fren! im no good at shop!

>>51671053
Every day is an opportunity to learn something new. You can do it, I believe in you.

>>51670991
same

>>51670991
me too thanks

>>51671023

>>51671072
>(((Their))) "art"
>>51670920
>Our art

Should tell you enough. Shills be sneething

>>51671069
Ok, I'm on it fren...

>>51670991
>what are drugs?

>>51669635
>>51669883
WGAMI.

>>51670041
>>51670259
>>51670920
Nice.

>>51671016
You forgo-
>>51671044 Checked
There it is.

>>51671069
Based encouraging fren.

>>51670896
Yes. And we've known this forever. Most people knew this before we bought in. It's why some people even bought in. Hedge funds WILL go bankrupt, banks WILL cease to exist, DTCC WILL not be a thing anymore, the FED WILL print money specifically for me... Literally for ME. I don't care if this ruins the economy, I don't care if it makes other nations broke, I don't care. I WILL be as rich as I want to be and I WILL be happy for the rest of my long life. Hundreds of thousands of elites WILL go to prison for the rest of their lives and WE WILL INHERIT THE EARTH AND FIX THIS SHIT FROM THE GROUND UP.

>>51670920
wagmi

>>51671146
Indeed fren

>>51671127
>I WILL be as rich as I want to be and I WILL be happy for the rest of my long life. Hundreds of thousands of elites WILL go to prison for the rest of their lives
After this does Q personally thank you for being a NEET clinging to a recycled reddit scam rather than getting on with your pathetic little life?

>51671185
desperate

>>51671185
>cmkm
>literallywho
>not fucking gamestop
personally after this I'm going to post pictures of me inside your mom to /hc/

>>51671146
SIDEBOOBA

>>51671185
Yes. Q will hand me a cheesecake and a bottle of an expensive German Riesling to go with it.

>>51671185
he does, thanks for reminding me

>>51671263
i am q i will personally fund your dream of opening a restaurant and turn you into the next gordon ramsey, but the condition is you need to either adopt a malinois or a dobe no exceptions

>>51670367
>>51670363
Thanks frens. Looking forward to the new "Im a billionaire, now what?" Generals. going to be pretty comfty

>>51671291
>everyone else pink posting
>us in our tiny vacuum thread just posting wholesome things
it will upset a lot of people and is making my dick so fucking hard

comfy ah thread is comfy

WAGMI

>>51671290
>malinois
You sir, have a deal!

>>51671323
they like steak and chicken and eggs and just about anything that isn't dog shit food in a can, or premade. the more good shit you fill them up with the more likely they live to 20+. did this with a mixed dog and he lived to 23. miss him :C

Say bye

>>51671069
I tried fren but logo became too blurry and my crop lines weren't straight.

>>51671037
its to morrow

>>51671037
6 retirements and dogs.

>>51670509
>>51671415
Yes.

>51671185
>c(u)mkm was on pink sheet
>cmkm ceo was a fraud and operated a fictitious venture mining company from his suburban home
>VW and overstock closer approximations to whatever the fuck is happening here
2/10 no (You) for you

>>51670060
God, imagine the anguish they put themselves through to type anything positive about gme.
I can't wait to lick the tears of MSM.

>>51671350
My Malinois will eat Wagyu on the holidays with the family and prime ribeye every weekend.

>>51671474
>imagine the anguish

>>51671491
based I am thinking of going with barbacoa, and raw fresh beef butts from healthy grass fed parasite free cows.

>>51671185
>screencapping your post that was made a few hours ago
Are you really this fucking new that you don't know how to link posts from different threads? How are newfags this retarded?

The only thing that would make this thread even more comfy if ourjew holycohen graced us with a tweet.

anyone else getting the night before christmas vibes?

>>51671591
no

>>51671591
Me.nsgwm

>>51671591
i dont feel anything anymore, but i still am filled with hope

Do you guys think doordash will do soup kitchen deliveries when the economy crashes?

I can’t wait for all these assholes who clog up the line at Chick-fil-A and the grocery store and clog up the roads with traffic lose their homes and their cars and become destitute. They fucking deserve it.

>a man denied his poompa

we are going to take back everything that we've lost

wow you can feel it in the air. the shills must be battered, and beat lmfao.

>>51671591
>>51671626

>>51671591
Merry Moass anon-kun

>>51670401
Love how baggies cant even disprove this

>>51671591
https://www.fool.com/ext-content/all-in-stock-buy-alert-12/?aid=9223&paid=9223&psource=isaedikp0000004&source=isaedikp0000004&waid=9223&wsource=isaedikp0000004&testId=all-in-advert&cellId=9&campaign=sa-all-in

>>51670132
If the price of the stock is lower than initial purchase you are a bit of a baggie. But fear not because WAGMI

>>51671366
heh

>>51671719
we literally did by stating that to cover their shorts at $4 dollardoos required billions of dollars worth of collateral, and loans, and until those are closed opening MORE SHORTS does not cover since they have to take into account lending fees from anyone willing to sell them a lottery ticket lmfao which needs to crash for them to short, and gamestop is not going bankrupt. sneed faggot.

>>51669618
Where is Market Reform Champion Dave "Big Dick" Lauer to debunk this?

>>51669781
>>51671800
Dave...

>>51670612
https://youtu.be/MPcZ_5uCldg

>>51671800
I fucking love redditors calling out big dave.

shmita t+2
it's literally tomorrow.
A wednesday of all days? The jews say yes!

>>51669618
>try to recover some semblance of narrative control
>OP, who has background in IT, fights back
>another ITChad piles in
UrvinFinancialBros not like this

>>51670115
No.

>>51670139
>>51671898
thank you, I'm starting the 8hr movie right now. My brother finished reading the book and doesnt like that I bring up carcosa as an inside joke to make him feel uneasy

>>51671981
damn Im envious that you get to watch it for the first time, I miss that feeling. Rewatching it (waiting for moass while holding GameStop stock which is traded in the stock market) is still great but its just not the same as the first time.

>>51671894
Making my WAGMI money because of a fishing line surrounding Manhattan is just funny enough to be plausible

I know its not fully indicative of much, but I also notice the days to cover per ortex is highest its ever been for the last year and thats a line the hedgies don't like to be high.

Building off of the comments from
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xptb9a/comment/iq5vyl8/
Conditions:
https://www.finra.org/filing-reporting/trf/trade-report-modifiers-and-applicability-limit-uplimit-down-luld-price-bands
F - Intermarket Sweep Order – Inbound (SEC Rule 611(b)(5))
I - Executed During Normal Market Hours and Trade Reported Late
Make of this with pic related as you wish.

Either RC tweets tomorrow something really stupid before anything happens with shmita +2, or nothing happens and he doesnt tweet in september to fuck with everyone on the 7-4-1 countdown until he deems its time to tweet again after non-believers are shaken out by his lack of tweet. Though lets be honest, anyone holding this long isn't going sell because of a missing tweet

>>51670920
Me being miserable for months is bullish. A Ryan Cohen tweet would give me a lil hopium rush but that’s about it at this point.

>>51672051
>>51672070
I don't understand the words or pictures of either of these posts unironically but I'm guessing I should still hold so I'll do that.

>>51671655
We'll make diamonds from our cashes

>>51671894
But Anon, Wednesday is my payday!

I think something might happen. I stopped checking charts and even news like Nordstream being sabotaged isn’t registering in my head because it is so big. I don’t know when moass is but it might happen at any moment

>>51672136
It almost all of the orders in the pic were executed during normal market hours and the trade was reported late.

>>51671591
stop

>>51672136
Now for GME

>>51671591
no

>>51672182
>>51672226
Words pictures and more numbers. I told you I don't understand! Please stop before I get a headache.

>>51672226
app?

i WILL kill myself if no moass or crash by Christmas

>>51672254
Trades for six digits were done during market hours but reported late. Price discovery in motion.

>>51670660
What do you use to create the top two charts?

>>51672299
Read one of the finest works of one of our finest DDslave who utterly destroyed Dave "Just a Glitch" Lauer >>51669618

>>51669499
>digits

Nice.

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have 1 share or 99,999 shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

so guys you guys think we will moass 2022 or 2023? honest opinion idc if youre wrong

Moses is tomorrow. Checkem

>>51669618
You just love to see it.

>>51672362
tomorrow

>>51672306
>>51672323
It looks like it might actually be tomorrow. We need to prepare for tomorrow morning like >>51670786

>>51672362
Do you really need to ask this every thread?

>>51672300
I am not looking forward to the holidays and all the consoooming bullshit society pushes us to do

>>51670312
Stay comfy, comfy blanket poster.

>>51672070
Look at the lot sizes too. Screwball cross-exchange order prices with odd lots smell like settling a locate for DRS to me.
>>51672442
Tell them to shop at GameStop!

>>51672226
>size 1200
>price 682624.93
Someone just got nuked.

>>51671812
Dave’s not here man. Check ‘em.

Tommorow

>>51672455
https://youtu.be/G6ozHscfyfY

>>51672306
Wait so that means it technically started today right? So we get catgirls I think instead of Funko pops

>>51669781
You posted the edited image. You have the original?

>>51672442
i cant be poorer and smarter than everyone in the world anymore, i WILL kill myself or i WILL get rich and i WILL be happy

>>51669618
$13 million per share or $1.3 milly??

>>51670991
literally just do drugs from least addictive to most and see if anything gives you meaning on the way, if not, then you die blissfully from an opioid overdose- the most euphoric and peaceful death you can ask for.

>>51672540
oh fk mb fren I didn't save that part of the tweet, it was so fuckin dumb i just couldn't do it

WAGMI

>SPY freefalling
>fed barely starting to tighten

-90% by November 1st.

>>51672540
Holy shit, that one just made me laugh so hard. I needed that, thanks.

>SPY 1M chart with a Fibonacci Channel for the last 100 years
>SPY 1W chart during the 2008 crash (with an overlay of the VW short squeeze)
>SPY 1W chart as of right now (+GME)

i'm staying up for premarket holy shit it's really christmas and i get to see santa claus lmfao fucking based

>>51671018
>>51672510

>>51670660
The entire fucking market followed GME today. If that doesnt tell you what is going on nothing will. Someone should post this on leddit

>>51672559
$1.3 milly.

Post-split no less.

>>51672453
>>51670312
Both of you stay comfy.

>>51672758
Thanks, fren. WAGMI.

>>51672742
Imagine the lumps of coal that will be delivered to the financial sector.

>>51672799
Checked and based. It's going to be quite a sight, not doubt about it.

>>51670991
I was praying for death today myself. I hope it comes soon. Each day this is permitted to go on is another day I have to realize that we are like animals who have our life force siphoned from us by a ruling class who gaslights us and lies about it

>>51672362
2024

no more games ken

>>51672799
>Imagine the lumps of coal that will be delivered to the financial sector.
fucking checkaroos i am hyped

>>51670101
>>51670112
sourece?

based alert much?

i will actually change the world. YGMI

>>51672908
habbeding

>>51672836
join my suicide pact Dec 25th, if we kill each other instead of ourselves we can still go to heaven

>>51672908
Impressive. Very nice.

>>51672908
Happening

>>51669618
Maybe the dude just got hyped but thats 1.3m not 13m.

>>51673026
Plebbit doesn't let you put a dot in the URL. The post title is 1.3m.

>>51673020
>>51673020
>>51673020
Threaded, frens!

>>51673041
Yeah I realized right when I said it. Oh well, I'll just have to wait another week for 7 figures lol.

>>51671655
Checked.

>>51672341
WGAMI.

Surprised were not discussing the multiple batches of 100's shares going for $1.3m dollars each, the second time this phenomenon has occurred after the 1st time in May but with $4.2m (equal to split adjustment). The first time Kennys Yahud servant attributed it to glitch, this won't work this time.

Based on that users conversations, it seems as though amaretto participant placed these orders with an invalid date deliberately resulting in them showing negative epoch, or pre 1970. Could this be them stress testing the system for real deal?

Tbh, even being here since Jan 21 I've always doubted these million dollar share prices. Call me a shill idc, we're talking about taking trillions of dollars while I scratch my bum cheeks. But to see these prices actually show up in trading data, let alone the multiple occasions of mid 6 price alerts?

>>51673112
Scroll up

>>51673112

See >>51669618

>>51672070
no fucking way that gme shares were executed at that price during market hours, no fucking way.

What’s fucked up is even if shit like muh glitch is some ploy to make people sell for less, all it does is make everybody feel safe holding until the latest glitch numbers. Good fucking going Kenny, you just got countless people you hate to hold GME until you pay them AT LEAST $1,300,000 and they will feel better holding through every number before. Lol. Lmao even.
>they ARE sending their best kek

>>51670102
Care to elaborate?

>>51672636
>mbs ID
>Mortgage Backed Securities

>>51672226
sorry kikes but 700k is not enough for me to sell my first share