/biz/ - Business & Finance

it's over

Appears power hour is starting a little late.

Bacon does not have trans fat.

Uranium

Does anyone have any side hustles?
I'm down quite a lot

NRGU is currently above 700 United States Dollars.

>>49351489
thats incredibly transphobic and i'm reporting you to the police

OH WOW I FOUND THE FAGGOT JANNY YESTERDAY THAT WAS TELLING EVERYONE TO GO TO /POL/ AND /X/ IF YOU MENTIONED JEWS. FUCKEN HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT REDDITOR. EAT A DICK NIGGER. JEWS CONTROL THE STOCK MARKET. MENTION JEW AND GET BANNED BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.

>>49351498

>>49351498
i've been selling drugs for a while now
decent money but the clientele is a pain in the ass

>>49351509
please stop shitting up our board

MMmm <schlop schlopp> MMMprrrphh... Oh sorry anon I was too busy sucking myself off. Remember that criticizing jewish fed reserve chairmen is very political and not for market discussions. Now if you'll excuse me ... MMMMMMmmMmmmmm

>>49351498
Posting designs on Redbubble. Takes me seven minutes to upload one and write decent tags.
If you're good enough, you can make your own Shopify store and get a bigger cut.

>>49351509
This post alone tells me there's a disturbance in the lithium supply chain
LONG LIT

>>49351509
>...
>belongs on /pol/ & /x/, anon

UP OR DOWN

what has been happening this past week?
why are we just slow crabbing? why can't we just pick a direction and move?

Amazing how you will make money >50% of the time if you just inverse /smg/.

>>49351574
I love happas so much bros.

>>49351574
BOTH

why is it normal for 1 trillion dollar companies to lose 10% in a single day without any news?

Why arn't you selling put spreads on SARK?
http://opcalc.com/La3

>>49351526
janny explain yourself! are you with jidf market is manipulated no doubt but this is warning worthy? go patrol the scam coin threads instead! oh wait you are paid for this someone else is paying you to be a janitor here while you get 0 pay here

>>49351604
Same.

>>49351622
THE END OF GROWTH

I'm taking requests for drawings.

>>49351526
>our
Shut up, commie cunt.

so you're telling me that there is a virus
a virus that has already infected 950 people in 20+ countries
a virus that has been largely affecting the gay community, during gay pride month, before gay pride parade weekend
a virus that is spreading through community contact already rapidly
a virus where if there are 950 detected there are probably 4,000 undetected
and you're telling me
that for this virus, the only antiviral treatment is offered by SIGA, that all others are years away from production
you're telling me that the CDC already allowed emergency use for the antiviral
you're telling me that Spain has already ordered antivirals from them, and the EU is in talks to order more
you're telling me that there is going to be a global outbreak of a virus, with only 1 good antiviral treatment, and I can buy the stock, for under $12?
what am I missing
it already is a pandemic - there is a 0% chance of it stopping now, it has already spread too much

>>49351496
how much longer im tired of bleeding

I'M TIRED OF LOOKING AT CHARTS AND GRAPHS! MY PUTS AREN'T DOING SHIT!

I JUST WANT MY LATINA GIRLFRIEND TO COME HOME FROM WORK SO WE CAN HAVE LOTS AN DLOTS OF SEX AND WATCH MOVIES!

>>49351661
no, nobody is telling you that

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxxc5kTmovM

>>49351584
Schizo market

>>49351658
draw the smg janny

>>49351658
LCI is going to $60

>>49351655
you are retarded

>>49351661
Priced in

Oh no Market is red!
Good thing we all have a solid foundation built upon VOO and other Total Market Index funds. Right anon?

I guess the head and shoulders points to a late Q2 dead cat bounce because this activity seems to go pretty steadily down. I may as well keep buying past the usual 15th of the month because nothing seems to be doing going steady in the predictable patterns on a month to month during a bull run.

>>49351683
You mean the dog?

>>49351685
kek

S for LCIchud, KWAB

>>49351674
Based.

>>49351695
Za Ramy commands you to all in alcohol stocks

>>49351694
based tickle fetish anon

>>49351705
whatever you think xer looks like

>>49351674
YEAH WELL IM TIRED OF LOOKING AT 5/10 GOBLINAS ALL DAY IN /SMG/ WE DON'T ALWAYS GET WHAT WE WONT BRO

>>49351721
JUST BUY

>>49351663
2 years

>>49351509
i think the janny was memeing the meme anons was posting

>ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BUY OIL EDITION

>>49351661
>>49351676
>>49351694
is it priced in that the virus was likely manipulated in a lab, and was preplanned for in NTI wargames, to the exact date of May 15, 2022?
https://rwmalonemd.substack.com/p/monkey-pox-update/

>>49351732
> 5/10 GOBLINAS
The one anon posted is a 6/10 maybe 7/10 when you factor in for cuteness. 5/10 is defintely that fat pig neekolul or whatever the fuck that gets spammed by the same fucking retard in every goddamned thread.

MEDS

New car sales for May crashed by half
>HONDA MAY U.S. AUTO SALES -57.3%
>TOYOTA US MAY SALES 175,990, -27.3% Y/Y
>MAZDA N. AMERICA MAY SALES DOWN 63.7%
>NISSAN APRIL GLOBAL SALES -29.1%

everyone too bullish oil, buying DRIP asap

buy KO. its subsidized by the govt. all the niggers use their ebt to buy soda. recession proof, inflation proof.

>>49351658
draw a smug bobo in forefront and sad mumu in background

>>49351755
>Buying Oil
>OP giving expired advice
Dude that was to be done in 2020 given how the pandemic was going and the known unknowns of how long it'd go and seeing if locking up was ever going to work. But more than that, the locking up was going to cause a ripple effect in the econ that would lead to money printing (especially after March 2020), inflation hikes, and outside the domestic policies of the U.S. alone, OPEC+ was already in the talks of reducing production due to retailing wasn't bringing in the revenue that the producing countries wanted. It's too late.

>>49351765
;) hello, fellow researcher.

>>49351803
Thanks, good info.

>>49351803
she's right about the nuclear family
is she promoting extended family clans?

>>49351574
eat or fuck?

>20 MINS UNTIL MARKET CLOSE

>>49351814
Good luck

A TOAST, TO LOSING MONEY

>>49351862
Just a little more, push, PUSH

>>49351814
same

this shit is out of control

Why are we not at ath? A normal healthy market spends 98% of its time at ath. What did biden do to derail the Trump economy?

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UCO to new 52 week high too :D

hope no-one bought those AMD calls that fag was selling yesterday

>>49351871
THE ONLY THING I WAS EVER GOOD AT

>>49351755
hehe just had to predict putler's special operation
ez
what does your crystal ball say about next year

id like to order ten more days like this thank you

>>49351826
>>49351661
get long monkey pix
it is not going away
it is not just a coincidence May 15, 2022
go read the NTI paper yourself
SIGA antiviral will be used worldwide

what kind of kikery will the afterhour market pull? Is it going to giga dump

>>49351891
Sanctions against Russia.

OIL HOUR

>>OP
Oil has topped. Get out while you can.

>>49351777
Same guy also posts Pokimane and Brittany Venti. All of the gains goblins.

>>49351906
If he hadn't decided to interfere than the impact on the economy would have been negligible.

Oil bros wtf, they told us this was the top! How can we keep winning?

>>49351496
I bought some UUUU

I'm very bearish right now. Elon's right about the economy.

>>49351934
It's not even back to where it prematurely spiked to when Russia invaded lmfao.

>>49351803
What the fuck is a nuclear family?

>>49351551
I need a goth gf so bad

>>49351974
Family that owns based nuclear stocks like UUUU

very cool

>>49351974
sneed

>>49351960
thats the secret to women
beat the shit out of em then give em some affection
they'll die for u

>>49351906
>what does your crystal ball say about next year
You wouldn't listen even if I told you
Nobody bought fertilizer when I shilled it for months.

>>49351934
Oil Barons would never listen to this man. I remember when numbtys were saying 100$ is the max it can't go higher. My nigga there isn't enough blzck goo, figure it out

This is some advanced crabbing

>>49351509
You can't even open an account with a good broker unless you provide proof of circumcision.

Missed Payments, Rising Interest Rates Put ‘Buy Now, Pay Later’ to the Test
>“Buy now, pay later” companies promised a credit revolution that would change the way people pay for things. Rising delinquencies and a slowing economy are clouding that outlook.
>Payment plans that allow shoppers to split up the cost of things such as clothing, makeup and home appliances were all the rage last year. The companies behind the plans saw their valuations surge. Scores of retailers rushed to add them at checkout. Block Inc. SQ 6.84%▲ (formerly Square Inc.) in August announced a roughly $29 billion all-stock deal for Afterpay, one of the biggest companies in the business.
>But late payments or related losses are piling up for the industry’s biggest players— Affirm Holdings Inc., Afterpay and Zip Co. ZIP -4.79%▲ Their borrowing costs, meanwhile, are rising. Buy-now-pay-later companies sometimes rely on credit lines whose rates rise and fall along with the Federal Reserve’s benchmark rate, which has risen 0.75 percentage point so far this year and is poised to go up even more.

Watching margin call for the first time ever rn. You Bhenchodes said it was a good movie and even better than the Big Short

>>49352012
i had to circumcise myself at the age of 38
had to do the bris and everything
took a few months of yoga to be able to make that bend

>>49352030
it sucks
very boring

>>49351974
two parents and their kids in one home
as opposed to having the grandparents, parents, uncles, kids, uncles' kids in the same home

>>49352017
short the fuck out of affirm

>>49352030
haha how does it feel to be shilled a pile of crap pajeet now you know what we feel like every day you shill your crap here

>>49351924
M E D S

>>49351584
There is an inside red candle on everything you look at.
We're gonna pump next week.

>>49352030
Enjoy, anon

>>49351817

very expensive, priced like a bond proxy.

>>49351891
>What did biden do to derail the Trump economy?
Literally everything.

>>49352043
This is way less interesting than the big short so far. I liked when Gosling’s character explained CDS tranches with jenga blocks
>>49352054
What the fuck are you talking about

>USO still not at or above pre covid levels

>>49351502
I know it's supposed to be pronounced "N-R-G-U" but I have way more fun pronouncing it "nurr goo"

>>49352030
It is better than TBS and I loved TBS.

Bought 50 SIGA before market closes.
What am I in for?
I'm up 17% thanks to Oil

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's are priced in

>>49352078
It’s not that great so far. I can’t stop thinking about how Kevin spacey fucked all those little boys


Also they are BARELY talking about finance or the type of securities they are involved with

>>49352091
what happened to her nipples?

>>49352090
sorry bro you said a pajeet word i assumed you were our resident chop chop zomma vomit artist

>>49351993
>Nobody bought fertilizer when I shilled it for months.
Hey, I was right there alongside you (pessimistically) calling CF's rise to 80.

Get fucked mumu recession is here.... Imagine not selling

>>49351732
Here's a 10/10 latina for you, anon

>>49352030
>>49352120

>>49352120
The climax is the senior partners meeting when Jeremy Irons puts on an acting clinic. The dining scene where he talks with Spacey's character one on one is also good.

>>49352139
That was a great call

>>49352145
>can she show me where the deep anal sex section is?

>>49352145
>Latina
>Works at Home Depot

>>49352138
I am the resident chop chop zomma bomma artist you faggot.

>>49352030
>and even better than the Big Short
It is. Tuld is one of the most iconic villains of all time.

>>49352091
Jesus, you’re right. Price suppression much?

>>49351542
Xould you explain more?

>>49352178
>villains
He was the hero. He selflessly saved his company from ruin due to the actions of his greedy and inept clients.

>>49351977
Imagine

ASMB stock ladies!

>>49352145
She's cute, would make any White man happy.

>>49352209
This. The villains were greedy subprime deadbeats.

>>49352178
>>49352165
The whole Jeremy irons meme I know is popular - yeah he’s a great actor who can act like a fat-cocked CIO or executive officer

But the substance of the movie. They don’t even talk about VaR modeling. Just say “WOWWW OMG! VAR SAYS WE ARE FUCKED” and they don’t even explain VaR…not even with analogies

BECAUSE THE DIRECTORS DIDNT EVEN UNDERSTAND VaR

See you dipshits Monday

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

BOUGHT right before close

CVS $92 Put 6/10 EXP just a couple lottos

Just bought some divvie stocks. mostly Intel. Time to dump super hard

>we are passing 1k pox cases
>SIGA makes the antivirals and only real solution
>Europe has started buying them

>55% OF SIGA IS SHORT
>FIFTY FIVE
>BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ANOTHER BIOSHIT PUMP AND DUMP

God damn boys, remember the days of GME being under $12? Remember the fight for $10? Coom cat?
I shit you not, its gonna happen again.

I've got to start pumping out the memes this weekend.

>>49352240
>that hand

>>49352247
I'm an oil chad, so good like always

>>OP
>$120
For the second time! lmao.

>>49352240
Yeah, it didn't have as big a budget as The Big Short. The Big Short had finance and economics advisors + Michael Lewis was a former Wall Street hedgie who knew the inside game very well.

>>49352098
TBS seems to be less dramatic but more informative
TBS stimulated my autism when they explained Mortgage Backed Sexuritied and Credit Default Swaps in detail. This movie isn’t doing shit in a didactic sense

>>49352247
theta folio has been killing it lately with this sideways action + high VIX

>>49352240
yeah its more on the morals and ethics or lack there of in finance

>>49352224
It's just one lady, you.

>>49352185
Not so much that but a good example of those gay "ETNs shouldn't be held long term" warnings. Negative futures contract values can really fuck things. See also: TVIX.

>>49352240
thats what im saying pajeet
how you feel watching that movie is how i feel after i longed jxn with you

>>49352247
oil up and invers tech up

wonderful day would live thru again

>>49352247
idk spy closed flat; no sour hour, no power hour. wasn't able to sell my put before close, pretty anxious given the volume AMZN will be getting monday

>>49352262
Where the fuck do you think we are? This is smg….literally 50% of us in this general have a family member in Mumbai right now
>>49352283
So basically Margin Call only became famous because Jeremy Irons had a few stellar scenes of acting?


It’s triggering me hard how they didn’t even bother elaborating on VaR

>>49352291
>TBS
>less dramatic
you have to be shittin me

i just put my lifes savings (98k) into SIGA 17.05c exp 6/17. is it too soon? im shitting myself but i know i need to take a big risk for a big reward. im sick of 6 fig hell. i dont even want to look at the price, im shaking rn. tell me its gonna be ok bros?

>>OP
oil is saving my ass so much, got rekt with my other stocks in May but it could have been a lot worse if i didnt have oil

just a few days into June and im already on my way back to my peak thanks to the recovery pump

>>49352247
My OIL stays PUMPAA
Got me some more UCO

>>49352260
Bought 50 SIGAs
If it dumps, I'll be the clown of the month.

Official Stock Market Movie Power Rankings

>Great Tier
Wall Street
Wolf of Wall Street
Margin Call

>Good Tier
The Big Short
Boiler Room

>Shit Tier
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps

>>49352321
lol
how does 0 dollars sound?

>>49352247
+3.54%, so after daily inflation, -4.56%. This Biden economy is rough.

>>49351622
Big tech stocks are priced on future growth. If growth is no longer expected, then the high PE ratios are no longer justified.

>>49352321

>>49352321
I'll never understand retards that buy calls less then 3 months out and OTM
You deserve the reckoning that comes to you
This is bait

>>49352331
>if it dumps
watch the case count, not the stock. Its a highly shorted stock, they'll pray on your emotions.

>>49351891
Inflation can't be fixed because there's a supply shortage, it's not simply "money was printed" but "factories aren't producing" and this impacts the oil supply which adds in "it costs more to ship". Which has about tripled the impact of changing the monetary supply, which wasn't really relevant because people used their trumpbux to pay off debts which is why the population holds less debt than they have at other points in the last 40 years.

Most likely this is intentional- people holding debt and making payments is essential to investment banking/financial rentseeking, so by trying to squeeze people into taking out loans for cars and places closer to their job they hope to get the level of indebtedness back up so they can make empty promises of debt jubilees or whatnot.

>>49352292
Okay that does make sense.

in Margin Call they have to deliberate over front running every single one of their peers on wall st and fucking their clientele over and they had to negotiate between the morality of it and the practicality of it

Just wish they would explain the mechanics of the securities more

>>49352319
>So basically Margin Call only became famous because Jeremy Irons had a few stellar scenes of acting?

>>49352068
That’s what people said 2 years ago. The “crazy” people were right.

>>49352351

>>49352280
Where do you guys buy your android/cyborg oil from? For me it’s gotta be Mobil 1.

>>49352247
+1%, thanks oil

Now I just need my commodities to start acting like we're in an inflationary environment already

>>49352332
You’re forgetting a movie with Eddie Murphy that is about options trading and mogs everything on that list

>>49352363
It isn’t bait, this is literally my life’s savings. I’m unemployed. If I lose this money I’ll just rope.

My normal stocks recovered a bit towards the end of the day
But my inverse etfs also recovered a bit

kek it was at 800 last time I checked

>>49352321
I hope this is a larp

>>49352307
I’m so happy that I at least sold dogshit that I shilled for a profit like APPS and JXN

I leave a bloody trail of bag holders behind me sometimes.

>>49352389
I'm a Pennzoil Chad myself

>>49352408

>>49352321
If it's anything like corona, we've still got a few months to go if it were to reach catastrophic levels. We're in January 2020 for the monkey still, where it's spreading but there aren't any serious defensive measures being taken by governments. If it's anything like corona, expect August to be the big fucky-humanity month.
https://www.cdc.gov/museum/timeline/covid19.html

>>49352408
BETTER ROPE

>>49352291
It gets better during the board meetings. Everything picks up when the floor trader figures out the poison pill in the company’s holdings.

>>49352321
I genuinely believe SIGA is going to $100 but it is also 55% shorted which means it will be fucked with for a while.
That was stupid and risky, might work out though.

>>49352321
This is the kind of LARP I would do

>>49352417
i just posted proof here >>49352408

>>49352408
jesus at least settle for a call in a price range the stock's been at if you're dumping everything in

>>49352412
>monke counter
Soon to be known as the worldwide gay census

>SPY getting Bid up after-hours
like pottery

>>49352400
I purposely didn't include movies that are light on the financial stuff, Trading Places is great though

>>49352443
That $100 is in half a year or more btw.

>>49352351
SIGGAs WGMI

>>49352408
Somebody check the options chain / L2 data in SIGA to see if this is real

>>49352207
If you're artistically inclined, you can make designs of anything you'd like, post them on Redbubble, adjust how the product looks on each individual product (t-shirts, posters, etc.), and then sit back and wait as you accumulate passive income. But like anything, it requires some time to get noticed. And if you're not good at graphic design, then the best you can do is post historical artwork that's in the public domain.
A few tips:
>Adjust your designs to have as high of an image size/resolution as possible. Photoshop is the best for this, but any image resizer can work as well.
>Bump up your profit margin as high as possible for every product. Most people buy stickers and smaller products which go for $2.50 tops.
>Fine-tune your keywords, tags, and descriptions to maximize SEO.
>Steal popular memes not tied to copyright, trademark i.e. no big chungus, pepe. Instead think funny cats, elected officials. Look for what's popular on Redbubble.
>Try to get at least 100 designs/artwork uploaded. By that point, Redbubble will start curating your work for other viewers.
>Make variations of your most popular designs.
Pic related is from some guy's store after he liked one of my goods.

RIP Bill Ackman's dad. :(

>>49352408
Congrats, you're the next tinny

Your calls will go to zero because you're a fucking idiot and it'll squeeze to 50 two weeks after they expire

>>49352321
Wew lad
I'm >>49352331
And I already feel like I did a risky move when half the invetors are shorting SIGA.
Let's see how it plays out.

>>49352370
>Just wish they would explain the mechanics of the securities more
Genuinely curious, were you around for 2008 or are you a Zoomer? I think us older folks in the target audience already had plenty of explainers on MBS tranches and shit.

So if price goes down on good economic data, what happens when the bad economic data comes?

>>49352481
And in terms of money, expect $25-$75 a month. You get more views (and possible purchases) if you keep uploading designs on a regular basis. I try to shoot for 3 uploads a day.

>>49352502
Price goes up

ok, im understanding that this was a stupid decision judging from the responses. is there any copium out there for me? like, any chance for me? speak to me with a bull's bias, is there any chance i make money on these?

>>49352462
>this post
Will be a nice Christmas present for my parents, if SIGA PUMPAAS to 50-60 dollaroos

>>49352142
Market went down for no reason today, probably a green bounce on monday and a crab for the rest of the week until inflation data is released.

>TSLA -10%
I got a feeling its going to gap up Monday

>>49352511
Just ask your broker for a refund on Monday

>>49352502
Economic data isn't real, it's just more guidance. The market received guidance that says "we don't think we need to pump more cash into the system" and it dumps

>>49352502
This was actually bad economic data masquerading as good. More jobs in high inflation means higher wages which drives up inflation

>>49352511
There is a chance it can go to $17 Monday. It should be at $20 right now, but like I said, it is a 55% shorted stock.
That's insane.
That means its going to be fucked with for a long time, most likely. Or maybe some news comes out that's too big to ignore.

Sell those fucken calls when they go up and replace them with shares.

>>49352223
what a way to go...

Well are you going to post dozens of Eva Elfie nudes for us again or what?

>>49352489
I’m definitely a zoomer. My parents both got fucked in ‘08.

Which is why I’m so intrigued by TBS, as it really explains the liquidity cascade of MBS’s in a way that most of zoomers didn’t get to experience first hand

>>49352527
Kek

Explain this.
>SNAP tanks the market because bad earnings
>MSFT rallys the market because lowered guidance
>TSLA tanks the market because pausing hiring

>>49352527
Wishful thinking

>>49352511
If I were literally only allowed to gamble life savings and only on SIGA, I'd at least limit my self to degenerately risking 1/3 per month. Panic buying could happen in June or July or take as long as August.

If it just grows linearly or case counts even plateau, without any kind of super mutation (unlikely with a DNA virus) you're fucked.

>>49352511
I know nothing about options or the company, but if biz is absolutely sure about a price movement, you better inverse it. That said, I never buy derivatives with built in expiry date, you not only have to get the direction right but also the timing.

>>49352240

Clean your floor

Have you been shitting on it again?

>>49352585
TSLA’s down move had nothing to do with its company news, the same way the up move earlier this week had nothing to do with anything
It’s all just broad market inflows and outflows + gamma on options chain

>>49352511
Your only chance is to shill it endlessly on Reddit all weekend and hope there is a huge pump on Monday if you convince enough people to buy your bags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIgQhoQkQzs

New SIGA video lads
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49352342
That's why you have to listen to earnings calls and digest them.

>>49352471
2400 volume today on that contract. For reference the 17.50 strike volume was 52

>>49352302
Ahh, a deteriorating note so the firm can get a premium simply from servicing it. Yes, I am aware of TVIX, I didn’t know USO was the same.

>>49352489
Not him but I was in highschool during '08 and my parents were unaffected for the most part. I didn't know many details of the GFC until I watched TBS a year ago.

>>49352555
Yeah I'd recommend Michael Lewis' book if you want nitty gritty detail. He's got a talent for weaving yarns.

>>49352408
Welp, at least Rocker will feature you in videos for a while

>>49352321

>>49352620
Lol holy fucking shit

Please don’t tell me some smg retard bought the entire outstanding Open Interest on a super illiquid option contract on some pharma PnD like SIGA

Reminds me of some dipshit who did that with CRBPZ

>>49351974
Ukrainian immigrants

>>49352610
That gap that goes down to 7.46 is gonna fill.

not feeling the kendrickposting tb h

>>49352650
>some pharma PnD
Idiot

gonna cash out my shorts and buy epsteins island when everything crashes next week
https://www.modlingroup.com/listings/3818199

>>49352650
>>49352620
SIGA retards are probably now responsible for some gullible retard here throwing away their life savings. I already hated all of the SIGA posting before but god damn

>>49352667
Tell me why SIGA is not a Pump and Dump

>>49352672
Now how about Joe Biden's brother's island?

>>49352712
No.
You get to miss out.

>>49352667
?yes. Zoom out retard it's a pump and dump

>>49352247
I'm not even going to bother looking today

>>49352728
>?yes
esl

>>49352664
Oh, well let me know how your monkeypoz test goes.

>>49352672
anon confirmed for groomer in training

>>49352247
-7%

>>49352757
>you're gay because you don't like an ugly woman

>>49351755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcuAw77J8_Y

>>49352247
-0.03%

>>49352408

bruh

I really really hope it does work out for your sake. But holy shit, risk management is important.

>anon put his life savings into calls at the top of this

>>49352848
Dude, you're a fucken idiot, not gonna sugarcoat it.
What the anon did was wrong and stupid, but you have to be an absolute fucken retard. 100% you are a retard.
There's no denying it.

>>49352783
I'm sorry you had to find out this way. Happy Pride Month!

post your PLTR dca

I am at 13,40$

>>49352462
I’m buying a bit each day it gets shot down.

>>49352712
see
>>49351661
>>49351924
monkeypix is going to get a whole lot worse
it is starting now in the gay community, but is only a matter of time until it spreads out of it, just like aids
governments want to avoid smallpox vaccinations as much as possible
department of defense has already been stockpiling up on SIGA antivirals due to fear of Russian chemical warfare
now hospitals, governments worldwide will be stocking up
if there are are already 950 cases worldwide in 40 countries, it isn't going to just magically stop spreading
this is what people don't seem to get - that they think that it is going to just fizzle out or we are going to get it under control
if there are 950 cases worldwide that means there are likely 5-10x as many undetected
it is spreading like crazy, the curve is already exponential - # of cases is projected to double every 4-5 days or something like that
investing in Bavarian Nordic isn't a bad idea either, as that is the vaccine that will be used for close contacts, and if it does get out of hand, will be in the best position
SIGA is the best treatment, and already has FDA approval - huge competitive moat, no competitors

I get sad when the markets close for the weekend. I can still stare at crypto charts but that’s another level of anxiety

What even is there to do when the markets are closed?

>>49352867
Let me guess you're on of the retards here who think SIGA is going to like $30 or something?

>>49352897
Banter with the boys down at the /smg/ pub.

>>49352321
Ima follow this on Monday. Sounds bliss mate.

>>49352848
buying calls was a dumb move, instead of buying shares, just due to timeframe
however, he might unironically make it on the position - you never know
could see some more contracts announced for EU over the weekend

>>49352898
>SIGA is going to $30
Actually SIGA is going to $100

>>49352481
Can I do this with procreate on an iPad Pro and an Apple Pencil ? I bought one to get in to digital art, but I haven’t been inspired to. I prefer to paint.

>>49352908
Drinking Johnny Walker Blue Label Gjost and Rare. Quasar earned it today.

>>49352885
I’m not gonna make it.

Do NOT open the market on Monday!

>>49352585
>money machine on. Market go up
>money machine off. Market go down
Can’t explain that

>>49352946
I've never tried, but possibly. The mobile app itself is only catered to buying products. You'd have to see if you can upload on their website using your iPad's browser.

>>49352664
A costly mistake
Kindred make
Khazar milkers
Killed my race

Don't care DCAing TQQQ

How was your day lads?
I made a small 0.8% gain today. It isn't much but at least it was green

huge bull flag on the daily

>>49352247
lost about 1,5%

>>49352967
bah, thats no problem, I am down similar percentage. PLTR will unironically make it. If they somehow dont fuck up completely ofc.

>>49353003
Redline go weeeeeee

Palantir made a new video.
Not linking it because that's gay.

>>49352247
NOC is going to the fucking moon

>>49353000
Checked

>>49352700
yep it's real LOL

>>49352983
I have a pc, I would just use my iPad to create the designs. What do you use?

lmfao which one of you posted on /tv/ about SOXL?

>>49353093
Photoshop on my PC, then I just drag and drop it onto Redbubble.

>>49352998
She shits in a colostomy bag.

>>49353046
Well they have a lot of money and not much debt last I checked. Big player for the tiny hats too. I might be glad I bought in a few years.

https://www.thestreet.com/markets/apple-stock-slumps-as-morgan-stanley-warns-on-app-store-revenues

Guess that Burry short on AAPL isn't a bad idea after all, expect earnings for the whole year to be poor

>>49353117
Hot

>>49353112
Thanks man. I’m always looking for a way to monetize my autistic skill. I’ll look in to it.

>>49353080
Yeah, what's up with that? They get some big order or something?

>>49353117
>>49353127
My ex had a bag
It wasn't hot...

>>49353125
BUDDY

>>49353119
I kinda like a lot what thy do, not just the private CIA part, which is a good stable basis, but overall big data management and effectiveness of businesses. I see that as enormous market thats only getting bigger as there are tons of databases everywhere and it already begun being absolute mess to work with. If they really learn how to sell that, they will make a lot of money and the valuation will follow into hundreds. will take years tho.

>>49353096
>OP image in the thread
kek

>>49351606
game?

>>49353183
I JUST LOST THE GAME YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!

classichan.tk

NEW 4chan!!!!!

>>49353183
Animal Crossing

>>49352457
What happened to the bird?

>>49353179
>it's still up
are jannys on strike for a raise?

>>49352096
It's nigger-you, bigot

i colored the the draw anons bobo in paint

>>49353221
I mean, they did allow us to look at Russian pornstar slut for three threads straight yesterday.

>>49352948
How will you piss off gookfu tonight?

>>49351502
UCO just hit a new 52 week high despite crude only being at $120; last time it hit a new high was when Russia invaded and crude was $130

I picked up 1,500 shares of siga today.

>>49353250
he'll post more of her nudes

>TSLA crashing like its stock has self-driving mode enabled

>>49353148

>>49353250
I don't think that'll be possible tonight.

have stcok on my watchlist with the text will it pump?

its up 50% today... reeeeee

>>49353301
Well, I never touched it. Physically, it might have been hot or warm, I don't know...
But I wouldn't say it was attractive. She wasn't attractive in general. Idk why I dated her.

>crude ends the week comfortably above $120
Dangerously bullish.

>>49353258
Based

>>49353333
Quads of truth

>>49353202
thanks

why do they all have big noses /smg/?

>>49353167
Yeah those contracts they get are big money and get reupped on a lot. I joke about it, but I think it’s a real nice long term hold.

>>49353372
we just want to talk about stocks

>>49353351
who is he?

>>49353372
And funny last names.

>>49353387
not sure but he probably holds oil

>>49352291
Why do you have the captions on retard?

>>49353387
All of us.

Fourth week(?) of working at an investment bank:
It appears overnight lending transactions are held together by duct tape and bubble gum, and the tri-party part of triparty repo basically boils down to the banks bitching at each other and a third bank handing out decrees on who is closer to correct. I thought we would have better systems than this to trade, but it actually has me rolling on the floor laughing that multi billion dollar transactions are settled with some sort of duly appointed financial arbitrator and a couple zoom chats. I think as you climb this ladder to the top of our supposedly pristine world banking system that runs everything perfectly, you tend to find more often than not that money is an arbitrary exchange and is really only as significant as your ability to fuck the other institution up, in something like a platonic forms street fighting type shit.

>>49353372
You need a big nose to be able to smell a good deal.

>>49353333
I agree. Setting new records now that OPEC is behind us. Only wildcard is Biden visiting Saudis in person. But doubt anything will come of that.

Anyone buying drilling companies here? Or just sticking to operators? I havent seen much information about service companies rising day rates yet.

>>49353125
>https://www.thestreet.com/markets/apple-stock-slumps-as-morgan-stanley-warns-on-app-store-revenues

i need these bags to print within the next 3 months. the most mispriced contracts i could find

>>49353387
Milkshake slurper

>>49353436
>Only wildcard is Biden visiting Saudis in person. But doubt anything will come of that.
Didn't the White House deny that, where they're only incidentally meeting as part of some other trip or get-together?

>>49353387
>I'm an assman.

>>49353428
Were you the anon who fucked up a multimillion dollar transaction or something?

>>49353436
Imagine Biden pooping himself in front of MBS.

>>49353436
>Biden visiting Saudis in person
You know what that means.

>>49353436
>Anyone buying drilling companies here?
Hell yeah
Bought about a dozen different ones

>>49353436
KBR and RIG.

>>49353463
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/biden-likely-visit-saudi-arabia-015645443.html
Not sure but as of a day ago he was likely going to. Seems like other news groups saying he will and ends the intent of making Saudia Arabia a pariah state.
>>49353482
>>49353487
More like theyre gonna dump on him.
>>49353494
>>49353501
How are they doing financially vs the operators? I work in a service company but no rate increases yet.

>>49353479
No, that was my coworker. I never received confirmation though if he rolled me under the bus, but I now get to process the repos on my own and have in pointed out mistakes on the counter parties side, so I’m probably good.

Going to see my gf for some prostate messaging, she says she has a surprise for me. What's gonna happen bros

>>49353538
Enjoy your future pox
SIGA holders thank you for your part

>>49353513
RIG not so well. I am buying while cheap. Oil prices really need to moon for offshore to be worth it. KBR is slowly going up. You need companies like KBR to open up shut down wells that may have been unprofitable while oil was cheap. If you don’t know much about the oil industry, now it the time to brush up.

>>49353538
Her black boyfriend

>>49353594
gf (female) not gf (male)
Do you think I'm some faggot or something?

>>49353513
Yeah looks like it's up in the air. Who knows. https://nypost.com/2022/06/03/biden-insists-he-hasnt-set-a-saudi-arabia-trip/

>>49353526
Oh glad to hear it. Any idea when we'll see RRP hit 3 trillion? Or 1 trillion?

>>49353644
Is she having a baby here?

>>49353513
Most of them still doing poorly, not running profits yet
But they're seeing rapidly improving revenues and backlogs.
Increasingly optimistic guidances which is getting reflected in the stock prices.
Some have started doing buybacks and dividends, others have had to renegotiate debt and dilute because it didn't turn around quite quickly enough.

>>49353678
>>49353678
>>49353678

>>49353428
truly money is *trust* anon

>>49352672
very nice anon
dont forget to invite your friends from smg