/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24833264
>he unironically thinks micropenisshitallovermycock is better than Tim Apple
Honestly at this point, kill yourself. Microsoft is not and never will be superior to The Apple.

Bought 1000 shares of GHIV at 10.83 LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO MY FELLOW PAJEETS

very bullish close means red tomorrow

>>24833398
>GHIV
I pray you get money and get out in time.

To the fag that sold his AAPL for a loss last thread, I appreciate your sacrifice. I also came here to laugh at you.

How did everyone's day go??

+24% Returns today, mostly from Uranium and Gold

>>24833410
No shit we crashing soo hard Monday is excited you have been warm

Commodities thread
>>24823120
Commodities general
>>24823120

Post mortem: Bears got hunted again, dip buyers have their pelts

Wasn't the FED supposed to have a meeting today?

I need to get back into the trading mindset, hope you guys had a good trading day

>>24833371
>fell for mindmed discord pump and dump

>>24833420
Why? I'm also bagholding 1100 shares

Good evening friends.
It's come to my attention that the MicroVision Stocks (designs laser scanners and shit, obviously I don't actually know, I saw them on the internet) have gone up by 36 fucking percent today. they're still only $4.21 a share, I bought at $2.80 just a few days ago. might be something to keep track of. I'm only small time unfortunately, but I suppose if I had thousands to throw at stocks I wouldn't be here anyway
ticker MVIS

>>24833427
Based returns, brother. I am up $5k net

>>24833423
KEK

>>24833423
based schwab user

>>24833410
>I'm red today
My hands are made of fucking rice paper. I'm losing everything tomorrow, aren't I?

Second for CUNNY.
Time for eurobeat.
UTZUTZUTZUTZUTZUTZ

>>24833427
+5.86% ($470)

I’ll beat the shit out of anyone who mentions mvis itt

PLTR to $30 tomorrow

>>24833456
>>24833483
now kiss

All you need to do is long AMD, sit back and relax and you're gonna make it in a few years when its $500/share

MARA bros report the fuck in

>>24833429
>stocks getting multiple threads on /biz/
truly a bubble indicator

>>24833483
too late, why's that?

You boys still holding UUUU?
I'm still holding UUUU.

>>24833441
what are /smg/ approved money collecting games other than recettear which everyone and their mother has heard of and played by now

>>24833486
I hope so, I'm ready for liftoff.

>>24833420
I bought 500 shares of CLF as well

>>24833331
this was the first time I ever felt judged.... That really hurtt bro.

The only thing that can save me now is no stimulus. But Mitch already spread my asshole wide for the fucking I'm going to get.

>>24833498
Y'all still sleeping on BITF, went up 18%

>Microshit bagholder still nowhere to be found
One of my greatest choices in life was buying apple in 2016-2018 instead of micropenis

>>24833506
Heck yeah I am

Go MARA go you filthy dirty oily old fuck you!

ACI
UTZ
BAC
BX
OPTI
My portfolio is better than yours

>>24833427
Up 1.15%. Green is green and that's nearly $200 I didn't have yesterday. Thank God anons, feels good.

I'm tired bros.
I chase that 100% gain but so far i lost and gained so much that my portfolio is literally the same it was at the start of the year.

I made up what I spent on Christmas gifts yesterday via my stocks going up today.

Did you really think you had me fooled at the opening, CRSR? I knew there was no way in hell you'd be green two days in a row.
Still up 2% overall.

Daily post ding reminder that money isn't everything. If you have a bad day open a beer and if you had a great day maybe buy some flowers for your grandma tomorrow.

It's just numbers that buy nice things.


>>24833478
Good for you
>>24833427
Crab. QQQ ripped it but only my AMD really had a great day.

Since ding bro posted last thread, I'll post again. How did you do?

>>24833511
MAN I LOVE RECETTEAR, go watch Kaiji if you haven't that's /smg/ approved

>>24833541
What the fuck, why I am holding RIOT

>>24833517
nothing wrong with being a race trader on /smg/

HA

>>24833498
cup and handle breakout fellow MARAbro, looking good short to medium term

>>24833517
That was me, honestly man I was just memeing on you because I know you're sensitive about it. I don't judge you. But please do STFU about muh Drumpf

>>24833427
Ended the day up 18%. Started buying options today. Made a quick 40% of 9 MCD calls I bought yesterday and sold around 11 am. Then jumped into V when I saw it dip to $206. Still have V and NEE postions open both up bigly

>>24833498
Why did it go up? Btc is at the same price as yesterday.

>>24833553
Overall today, including my shitty CRSR bags.

>>24833537
Apple is manufactured by chinks with micro-penises... They're going to burn when WW3 starts and the military goes with surface contracts instead of ipads.

>>24833571

>>24833537
Indeed, always buy AAPL. It's always a good choice.

>>24833571
>four figure portfolio
Strong sell signal

>>24833529
I require options to fulfil my degenerate gambling habits

I'm expected the open tomorrow to have a massive lazr dip and i don't care, still holding

>>24833588
Lmao anon. Half of MS is streetshitters.
T. work for consultancy only providing MS solutions

I hope everyone's lines moved goodly today. I like when my lines move.

>>24833541
You do realise ETH will move PoS with the release of ETH 2.0 and the only thing they can mine is BTC and a bunch of shitcoins

>>24833547
>is literally the same it was at the start of the year.
fyi the dollar has lost like 7% of its value since the start of the year so it's even worse than that

this is why half your portfolio should be safer shit like TSM and AMD

>>24833607
>insert shoe shiner meme here

>>24833588
You are a fool

>>24833617
Well obviously WW3 is going to be Chink vs Pajeet.

>>24833607
This is my market now

The 4pm meeting is happening and Nancy and Mitch can both blow it out their ass.

TQQQ vs HIBL vs FNGU vs SOXL

Who else is betting against the USD and buying commodities?

>>24833506
yes.

>>24833607
people have been posting four figure portfolios here since forever

>>24833607
how do you know he wasn't 6 figures? he's only showing his performance for today

>>24833612
>he's still holding LAZR
Holy fuck bro RUN

Why is everyone being so mean to baggie today? He's dealing with gookfu problems right now. Show a little compassion would ya?

>>24833506
Took a lot of profits today and yesterday, Still holding some calls.

I am hoping for a pullback soon so I can load up again.

>>24833663
SOXL TQQQ or die

>>24833577
Analyst price upgrade to $9 target.

>>24833537
Life is suffering, just up 5k with it since I got the new account in September.

Rolling over a few puts every month is stable free money desu. That said QQQ would have been better this year, but Apple is overvalued in my eyes and I sleep better with my Microsofties

>>24833678
Bagmaster, why this?

>>24833678
Because he lies about his investments.

Anyone else place ridiculous after market orders hoping to catch
>WHAT WAS THAT

Sometimes when i do terrible shitposts/larps about GME options players, I forget that my shitposts are not just shitposts and are an actual description of some of the some of clueless monkeys on Stocktwits who buy 15c GME calls for January in early November

>>24833668
>>24833671
Lmfao, portfoliolets seething
You have to have at least $50k to post here

>>24833517
We don’t care you’re a race traitor because you have faggot genetics anyways

>>24833642
Which side will the US take?
>>24833661
Faggot ass congress actually DOING something? Wake up bro.
>>24833666
You have to go back.
>>24833678
I said an offhand comment that was actually very mean, but I didn't mean it so he can take it or leave it at face value. I'm sure his gookfu is beautiful and I honestly wish him a happy life. He should use less drugs though.

>>24833678
Because the faggot just shitposts and owns 0 stocks or options. She's just an attention whore.

>>24833427
+1.3%

>>24833434
2-day meeting, expect news tomorrow.

>>24833712
Nope my market now

>>24833691
Thanks

>>24833434
Pretty sure its tomorrow.

>>24833692
>AAPL
>overvalued
Doesn't mean shit. AAPL go up. Always up. You want money right? You aren't stupid right? Buy then. Always buy AAPL.
Holy shit does /smg/ hate money?

>>24833486
based of?

>>24833726
>she
anon...i.....

>>24833726
lurk moar
baggie has outed you
(also, baggie had UVXY calls that were up nicely yesterday - no idea if he sold at a profit though)

How do the boys feel about TLS? Seems like good potential for big gains

>>24833427
+7% on raw materials and steel
first time investing so not throwing much money around and seeing whats what

What the fuck, man. Why does stonk go down and up for no apparent reason.

>>24833719
That's just because of my damn Jewish blood.

>>24833726
That's not true. I really was getting bogged pretty hard there for a minute today.

>>24832507
>How do you get off the devil water

look into 100% fruit juice, i drink apple & eve, pick whatever flavor you like but the fruit punch is good shit, so is the cranberry. still get sweet stuff but no added sugar, no high fructose corn syrup, etc etc. i drink 1 glass of that and 1 glass of 1% milk a day with my lunch/dinner.

>>24833371
I OP's pic, good edit

>>24833760
>Holy shit does /smg/ hate money?
Yes.
And women
And jannies

>>24833760
This. Apple literally only goes up. Look at its all time chart. They also have $200b cash on hand to ponzi- I mean do share buybacks forever. Buy Apple now, buy apple 20 years ago, buy apple in 20 years, you will always come out on top.

>>24833705
I wouldn't have the balls to sell 1/15 15c, would you?
they're not that bad, there's the ICR or some conference in January irrc. No options for February if you didnt want to be fucked by theta

20c on the other hand should be free money

>>24833678
Even photoshop doesnt help

>>24833772
I don't care what she holds, I filtered that faggot long ago.

>>24833712
No you don't I've been here all summer

>>24833396
>>24833537
>>24833607
>>24833712
Why is every AAPL shill a giant cock gargling pretentious faggot
Steve Jobs is dead, it's ok, he can't hurt you anymore

>>24833802
Based but also cringe

>>24833427
>How did everyone's day go??
+$6k on a $180k, not a great day cause my ARK options dropped. UUUU CLF ET and LTHM options kept me green

>>24833705

>>24833804
Basically.
>>24833822
AAPL doesn't need shills, they make gains bro. Read the other post I quoted, ya newfag

>>24833795
Oh god it’s even worse.kike asian baby’s are even worse I know exactly why you’re fuckin an asian so you can have some swirl kike asian baby’s and push your agenda on Asians because they’re like a ant colony mentality

>>24833427
Cannabro here,
I'm +.06%. Trimmed my UUUU and ITHUF stocks t buy into the PLNHF and SSPK dip.
>CURLF
>PLNHF
>SSPK
>OPTI
>UUUU

>>24833855
>worst iPhone launch in history
>airbuds die in less than a year and are just as expensive to replace in warranty
>people are broke
>t-they'll pay for an iPhone with no charging port r-right

can smg find a meme that hasn't mooned yet i need somewhere to park some money

yeehaw

Portfolio fluctuated up and down 1k from red to green today. Can’t imagine how much a non poorfag portfolio fluctuates with options.

Do people really hold GME?
For what purpose? When is the last time you went into a Gamestop? Why would it grow?

>>24833909
>>t-they'll pay for an iPhone with no charging port r-right
Yes

lol

I’m new to this; thoughts on VXX’s chart?

>>24833914
>V-shaped recovery

>>24833877
>Oh god it’s even worse.kike asian baby’s are even worse I know exactly why you’re fuckin an asian so you can have some swirl kike asian baby’s and push your agenda on Asians because they’re like a ant colony mentality
That kid is gonna be mentally ill AND a sperg

>>24833912
Buy BX, its the safest fucking stock you can get and it will moon as well.

>>24833920
Idk how people hold onto their options. I see 40% in a day and I sell. Works great so far considering I used to swing TQQQ daily trying to nab 3%

>>24833914
How's GME doing?

>>24833818
Strong sell signal
>>24833822
Apple haters like you have been seething at apple chads’ like myself gains for years

>>24833923
70% Ryan Cohen
20% short squeeze
10% Sherman actually doing anything useful ever

>>24833912
RVP still has some steam

What the fuck is PLTR's problem? Why is it stuck at 26???

I bought ta 28.70, should I just sell?

>>24833958
It ate a giant bag of dicks on earnings like everyone but me said it would, bottomed out at the trend line (just below the 50SMA) and bounced back 9% today

>>24833775
Only if you hold, no casino
>t. IPOer

>>24833912
Unironically Blackberry

>>24833985
Yes, sell. As soon as you sell it'll go up. Please do the needful and sell sir

GME memers hunting for that elusive short squeeze should know that the mother of all short squeezes is coiled in USD shorts.

>>24833914
Which Broker is that?

Why are there always people buying single stocks AH?
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/ghiv/after-hours-trades

>>24834009
I'm a leaf with my life savings almost entirely in USD equities, I'm totally okay with this

Any plans on how to play earnings next month? January draws closer and with that the big boy times slowly return in a month. You already buying or selling options on some stuff?

>>24833986
Good for you PLTR also went up a bit I saw, if we have some bagholders left.

>>24833933
nobody follows meme lines here

Imagine being so stupid that you do not buy a stock that is guaranteed to go up 15+ percent each month

>>24834017
It isn't a broker, it's an external tracking app (MyStocksPortfolio). I use it because my actual broker is worse than Robinhood and gives me nothing.

>>24833909
>people are broke

If only companies made some sort of pay-as-you-go plan to lock in poor people into buying their over priced phones....

If only....


I have 25 apple shares and never letting them go.

Apple basically owns Asia and bribes government officials to exclusively buy their products

>>24833998
And Nokia

I salute all the CLF bros... that didn’t sell...

>>24834021
learn2orderbook
If whatever that is works the same as an order book, 1 share equates to a block of 100.

What do you call this pattern biz?

>>24834022
you shouldn't be
the maple dollar keeps getting stronger and it's fucking up our US equity gains

turns out having an economy heavy on oil, real estate, and miners means you can get away with printing a shit ton of maple dollars

>>24834063
Cup and handle?

>>24834053
You're talking like you sold. You didn't sell on a red day right anon?

Anyone play SWI puts?

>>24834057
This make a lot more sense now

>>24834063
This looks like a zoomed in part of
>>24833837
lmaoooooo

Going all in on feed and seed boys, wish me luck.

>>24834053
did you sell retard? i watched almost all my fucking gains get wiped the fuck out i just got so bored of it i just turned off the app and let it ride

>>24834085
I didn’t sell
Haven’t sold since I got in at 11.8. I’m rather comfy

>>24834103
What the hell is that thing in the ground?

>>24834076
I'm not a fan of the fact that infinite loonies hasn't made the loonie go down, but I can't bitch too hard because my entire TFSA is CESB money

>>24834103
Why do asian women hate chinks so bad?
Seems like they'd all rather have hapas than full slanties

>>24833923
electronics is amazons biggest category you just open the website to more items and you can compete with amazon if you got fast delivery

what isnt there to understand about that

>>24834053
I was about to sell at the bottom like a bitch but decided to ride it out

Thankful I bought long calls. If I was closer to expiry I may have bitched out and sold

>>24834133
Ground toilet. You squat over them

MARA

>>24834122
>>24834130

FUCK I SOLD MY MVIS TOO SOON
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I MADE A PROFIT BUT AT WHAT COST

>>24834156
Am I having a stroke or are you?

>>24834139
Because literally 90% of the population looks the same?

>>24833834
>CLF
You're gonna make it

>>24834179
people tend to think that stores cant exist and websites cant exist because amazon

when really GME can convert to sell quite literally anything if physical games decline

>>24834137
kek me too

except I got CERB instead as a student because i was fortunate enough to have lost a part time job (working 8 hours monthly..) so apparently that made me eligible to be paid the equivalent of 35 hours every 4 weeks in corona bux instead

>>24834130
Good lad

>>24833427

3% green and comfy

>>24834179
Amazon has actually lost e-commerce market share this year for the first time ever, and Gamestop has 300% e-commerce growth

When do u Chads cash out?
Im up 20% overall having gone through some dips and peaks, they say not to be emotional but I have no targets in mind and half of my folio I wouldnt hold long term (5 yrs+)

>>24834171
this

>>24834137
>>24834218
leafs rise up

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK SELL SELL SELL ITS OVER (AGAIN)

Good evening friends,
It's come to my attention that MicroSound stocks (designer of advanced sonar technologies) have risen by 36 percent today. They're still only $4.21/share. Might be something to keep track of. I'm only small time unfortunately, but I suppose if I had thousands to throw at stocks I wouldn't be here anyway
ticker MSND

>>24834183
So true I have fucked 5 slants. And god when they bring there friends around it’s soo hard. To remember their names to faces because they all look the same not even being racist it’s true And they’re all the same. Pretend nerds

>>24834242
Have an exit plan for stocks you don't intend to hold 5+ years, but let long term winners (like TSMC) ride

Right now I'm selling GME at $20, $30, and $50, or selling everything regardless of price if Cohen walks

>>24834249
When BX moons I will be laughing at you all.

>>24834249
>disclose.tv

wtf is this shit?

>>24833427
Down 7k

>>24834238
>>>24834179
>Amazon has actually lost e-commerce market share this year for the first time ever, and Gamestop has 300% e-commerce growth

Delusion: The post

Does the 300% GME e-commerce growth include the fact that they weren't charging for anything you bought online on their shit website?

>>24833497
What are the fundamentals behind this what is AMD making that would make them x5 their market cap?

What's wrong with Salesforce?

Their numbers look good but they essentially dropped back to August levels. Anyone having an idea?

>>24834249
Oh God my RYCEY...

>>24833923
>He doesn't buy things from stocks he owns
I did the needful and bought the new COD from Gamestop
Ngmi

>>24834303
they just hired like 30 programmers or some shit on their website

so all the ecommerce will be good soon

ipping into e-commerce because of covid, this dumbass was so adamant in trying to keep Gamestop open through the peak of covid, at the expense of public reputation and employee morale.. to still end up with a loss anyways

leverage stock options isnt enough for me i need fucking 1000x leveraged btc that runs 24/7 and i cant even sleep

>>24834303
>not hahahaha.jpg

You did do the needful, right today?

>>24834323
its impossible to have good customer relations

people hate scalpers for some weird reason of jealously or something if youre buying cheap and selling high no matter what people will hate you

but gme will be the first pawn shop where you can trade in gpus online just send in your trade ins online cohen wants to make it

>>24834228
Based. 15 EOW

>>24834249

What is this stupid shit? This is almost as laughable as the Republican bitch presenting her facts for challenging the presidency with BLAZE TV behind her

>>24834304
he's silly. i'd be happy with $200 on either TSM or AMD in 3 years. Valuation already doubled this year to like ~12x of revenues on both
a small chunk of INTC's downfall is priced in already

>>24834175
How high you expecting it could go, im in at 2.44 because some anon shilled it here thankfully.

so what will happen tomorrow? what should i buy for tomorrow?

>>24834391

CLF

Morale is rising

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

>>24834363
oh kpop anon you're still alive, we were worried yesterday lol

GME 13D/G filing soon. Last time a big pull back then slight rally happened it was because of a 13D

>>24833504
Are you a monkey? Or Indian? Shit for brains.

>>24834391
>what should i buy for tomorrow?
Slaves.

>>24834306

acquired Slack and overpaid for it

https://www.yahoo.com/news/fauci-predicts-herd-immunity-u-194931459.html

Herd immunity? We win
Vaccines? We win

Why bet against the biggest roaring bull market of our times?

>>24834377
It's called Covid-20, we're going to get a new strain every year, and new lock downs, and the vaccine only works against last years strain. Basically the Chinks have figured out how to stop the virus, but aren't going to tell anyone and their economy is the only one that's ever going to matter.

Buy RIOT before January for ridiculous gains. You heard it here first.

>>24834401
im almost thinking of buying more calls but im already ahead and april-june ones are fucking expensive for a poorfag like me

>>24834274
Thanks, im in GME too so expecting January to be fine and had $20 in mind to sell a little bit of it. Still hoping for a SS.

>>24834403
maybe we weathered the storm and its up from here

the fuck do i know

first actually good day in weeks

Oh, don't mine me, just making you into a billionaire.

>>24834422
most slaves are unironically not white in todays world, No thanks.

>>24834321
>>>24834303 (You)
>they just hired like 30 programmers or some shit on their website
>30

Well, why didn't you say so, fren.

Then GME will definitely crush Amazon on e-commerce for sure.

You should buy GME on margin since that way you can expedite the process of losing money

There are fucking retards with Jan 30c's for GME. I am at a loss for words. My soijak GME spamming isn't even exaggerated enough.

>>24834363
>for some reason
They buy up all the stock and sell it for more. The real release date is normally like a couple months out from the debut, because nobody but scalpers can buy stuff quick enough.

Going all in MARA really paid off

>>24834352
NO
I did the sneedful

>>24834387
I sold at $3.60.
I believe it will hit $6 now, at least $5

>>24834433

"Only when you get the level of infection in society so low that it's no longer a public health threat can you then think about the possibility of then pulling back on public health measures," Fauci said.

To encourage others, Fauci also volunteered to be vaccinated publicly as soon as possible.

"As soon as my turn comes up, which likely will be very soon, I’m going to be available to get vaccinated publicly, so that people can see that I feel strongly that this is something we should do," he said.

Is /smg/ gonna get the vaccine?

>>24834063
big dipper?

a couple hundred from theta today. bery slow but bery nice

>>24834433
>"By the time we get to the fall, we can start approaching some degree of relief where the level of infection will be so low in society we can start essentially approaching some form of normality," he said.
waddafug? I thought this was the new normal, we're actually gonna get to not wear the mask and eat the bugs? Someone needs to silence this man immediately

>>24834437
Take the MARApill

>>24834454
>>24834303
50% of my portfolio is Gamestop. Margin would be overkill.

>>24834483

We will NOT eat the bugs, anon

>>24834492
yes buy after 30% green

>>24834422
Shit is being years since I played P4. Is Golden finally in a non PS Vita console?

>>24834466
>proceeds to inject him with saline solution
See goyim, I took it and I'm fine!!!!

>>24834466
I'm not. I already had it, I have antibodies and if I get it again, NBD.

>>24834509

Do Americans really?

>>24834461
when people want to make scalping illegal its because theyre jealous its not any rational reason

they get mad at the local joe making a few hundred bucks and not sony and microsoft huge megacorporations raking in billions

total consumerist scum. they deserve to get their consoles scalped and pay up because thats the value right now

>>24834483
This is the new normal. Don't you remember, 2 more weeks? Yeah that was 8 months ago.

>>24834507
No idea Anon. I just saved that persona pic because ct 2D grills

>>24834492
kinda mad at myself told myself i was gonna hop on last week but forgot to buy lol

Found SEAH, a new blank check company that hasn't exactly mooned quite yet. I'm aware it's straight gambling, but figured I'd ride it for a few weeks and see where it goes.

anyone holding Telos? bought yesterday and feelan pretty comfy

>>24834497
hi 250x GME anon

I want to know how UUUU shorter is doing.

>>24834536
it's been a long fuggin' year

>>24834433
>be rich doctor
>be wrong over and over again
>keep job
>keep being wrong
>never lose job
>just spout random shit on tv
>still get paid still keep job

This is what living in an authoritarian state feels like. If you fuck up a burger you are fired but if you fuck up medical data for the entire world you just get a raise.

>>24834458
sounds like you're just jealous of that guys +50% gains

>>24834527
I dont give a fuck that they're making money, so much as I may be annoyed about not being able to buy a product at it's retail price. My friend does this with shoes, but I dont hate him or anything.

man i sleep half the time the market is open and its the only thing i have to get excited for. fucking closed 90% of the time for me

>>24834560
hello

>>24834580
if he's been holding those calls since before earnings he is absolutely not up 50% on them overall

Why is GME swinging so much from day to day recently?

>>24834595
Quit being a sloth

There’s a post about /biz/ on /pol/ again

>>24834575

Oh come on. Everyone knows Dr. Fauci is fucking winging it. This kike knows just as much as the public about this disease

>>24834616
im a snoozer its my disability

>>24834610
I only trade on the toilet, and I've been having tummy problems lately.

>>24834610
>recently
It's been doing this forever. Probably because it's 140% shorted. Marginal shorts cover on green days and double down on red days, exacerbating swings.

>>24834610
>recently
and frankly the volatility isn't what scared me into trimming
Sherman is what scared me into trimming

Bad day for mushroom stocks, but we'll bounce back!

>>24834558
I am fren, since ipo

>>24834590
Thank fuck

>>24834433
The vaccine being released is the absolute top.
>source: dude trust me

>>24834592
well just be aware the hate is real people will send like death threats to scalpers and shit

and theyre going to sue them etc

or come rob you

the floodgates are limitless from the eyes of the consumer when they see someone turning a profit it just gaslights them hard for some reason its truly a phenomenon that ive experienced selling on amazon during covid

>so much as I may be annoyed about not being able to buy a product at it's retail price.

just wait ?? u dont need it right now and if you do then youre dumb for not waiting for the price to drop on a objectively good thing that people can make money off microsoft

its not big corporations its just one guy doing the scalping trying to pay his bills and sell a few on ebay it might be his best thing that happened this year

>>24834503
Still better than RIOT

>>24834590
Based. We green as fuck tomorrow CLFbros....

>>24834680
buy clf calls and gme and just fucking hold through the fucking psycho crazy swings all day

>>24834680
Wrong, RIOT is working on a cooling process to make mining more efficient.

>>24834665
scalpers are no different from stock trading, they see demand above supply at retail price and take a cut of that difference, it's literally arbitrage

>>24834665
You dont need icecream right now, but I'd bet youd be annoyed if you went to DQ, or any other frozen dairy treat provider, and they told you to wait in line for a week to get a fucking blizzard.
>food analogy
Eat my ass

>>24833537
Daily reminder, buying AAPL and TSM is safe money.

Think of it as a savings account rather than a get rich quick scheme

Is robinhood Gold worth it?

Please no stimulus deal.

>>24834507
Isn't it on steam now

TLRY is mooning!!

i just want my stimulus check you greedy jew bastards

>>24834764
no, i want a dip.

>>24834744
>I have a right to buy ice cream at a reasonable price, I'm being oppressed waaaaah!

>>24834745
i sold 120c 1/15 on my TSM shares, and whoever bought them has lost 10% of its value already

:)

>>24834745
this, I'm all in on AAPL/TSM LEAPS and BTC

meme stocks are no good for me, I've only lost money so far

>>24834541
Good luck anon, i like betting a hundred bucks on random penny stocks. Made $200 on CDBT

>>24834784
Oh no, you aren't getting a check goy.

>>24834795
>I'm a faggot contrarian, and so so smart because of it

>>24834800
Selling weeklys are a better deal since shorter term options are overvalued.

>>24834817
i know i wont. im not allowed to have nice things

>>24834829
>buying what I want when I want at the price I want is my RIGHT, I'm being oppressed, this is wrong make it stop mommy please mommy make it stop I poopoo'd y panties wanties mommy waaaah!

>>24834792
Exactly. I have puts. I sold half today at a 4k loss. Thanks to backstabbing mitch McConnell.

is this a talent or am i retarded? ive literally been crabbing for 4 fucking MONTHS straight. i just started i havent made a cent or lost a fucking cent.

ive gone through the pain of waiting weekends and market opens and closing losing and winning just for nothing. i mean its better then losing money i guess i started off with blue chip stocks and then i just started fomoing into memes

literally up $10 after months with like 3000 invested

>>24834829
>>24834795
>I'm a high stoner who is excited about OPTI and SSPK

>>24834835
yeah but im a leaf who hasn't switched to Interactive Brokers yet
tax-free gains but i'm paying $9.99 flat rate for each trade
I'm waiting for covered calls to expire too instead of rolling it over because of that

switching to Interactive Brokers soon for sure though

>>24834868
buy BX

>>24834249
>super contagious
so still not deadly

>>24834869
fren, no, that's not what greentext is for, you're supposed to mock the person you're (You)ing
also OPTI is a pajeet curry scam

>>24834744
The Burger King's shake machine is always broken when ever I want one. I think it's because the lazy niggers who work there don't want to make the shakes.

>>24834868
Stick it all in amd and come back in 3 months. You will have 100 more dollars

TNSP SHILL......... LET'S HAVE THAT CHAT ALREADY....... JUST WANNA HAVE A QUICK TALK......... COME OUT TNSP SHILL..........

>>24834784
>This pandemic has affected the most vulnerable areas of the population, while seemingly not touching the privileged portion of our country.
>Thats is why, we have decided to make stimulus checks only available to those impacted the most and in real need: The black and brown community
I can see it now. It saves them money while simultaneously being the hero.

>>24834850
i would have bought sqqq today too if i didn't get so fucked by spce, can't risk more red but dammit i want to

>>24834665
I mean everyone hates you and you don't get death threats

crap meme anon
don't try to reinvent the wheel next time

>>24834802
Same brother, 10k in aaple 5k in leaps
10k in TSM and 2k in Leaps

Is this the comfy life?

>>24834848
I never said it was anyone's right, but you're a filthy lying nigger if insist you wouldnt be bothered by not being able to obtain OBJECT for COMMON PRICE just because some dickwad bought all the icecream and sold it right out front for a $1 markup.

>>24834912
if im gonna turn the screen off ill probably do a bunch of ARK shit and just forget about it

>>24834901
Probably true, dont eat BK anyway, it has given me food poisoning on countless occasions.

>>24834868
you're retarded for not being able to make money during a bull market.

Is BFT going back down or just a bad day?

GME 13D FILING ANNOUNCED

>>24834889
$10 a trade? Holy shit; I haven’t paid that since like, 2013 or somewhere around there. That said, you can still sell weekly covered calls profitably, though you’re making much less over time.

>>24834647

>>24834980
Made me check

>>24833923
I bought a shit ton of stuff during their holiday sales. Plus I got employee discounts through my work. The shipping time was so fast, that I couldn't cancel an order after a couple of hours because it already shipped.

>>24834665
There's a disproportionate level of anger that gets directed towards the scalpers when the company fails to meet demand. Probably has to do with the fact that it's easier to point the finger at some dudes than it is a faceless corp. That's not to say that the seething consumer is entirely unjustified, but their frustration should be moreso directed at the manufacturers.
>>24834744
>food analogy
Well you said it yourself anon. An entertainment device and an ICE CREAM serve such massively different purposes I don't understand how you managed to correlate them in your mind. Waiting for a product to return to msrp before purchasing is entirely different than physically waiting in line for food. Your analogy isn't shit because it uses food, it's shit because it creates a scenario that would never occur and doesn't make sense.

I felt like an idiot watching my ark funds go red while everything else was incredibly green

Uhhhhhhh NAK?

>>24834868
if crabbing is your talent look into doing calendar spreads

>>24834647
can you use a tripcode so i can filter you stupid pornposter

>>24835007
Unironically do think a 13D should be coming soon since it usually happens after MA50's are hit when you have activist investors.

>>24835022
had to pull back its been going up like crazy

>>24835029
thats a good idea but ive been swapping positions a lot to do it.

>>24835034
Cohen not going above 10% on either of the pullbacks to ~$12 worries me somewhat.

>>24835013
Icecream isnt a need, neither is vidya. You're being disingenuous.

>>24835057
>Cohen not going above 10% on either of the pullbacks to ~$12
We don't know this yet.

Mods said no more /smg/ threads. This is the last one, enjoy.

BAKGING

>>24835075
when do we know?

>>24835077
Bullshit. Where? When?

>>24835069
Neither being a necessity doesn't make the analogy make any more sense.
>You're being disingenuous
how

>>24834200
>GME can convert to sell quite literally anything if physical games decline
They pretty much already are selling every type of product, from vidya gayme snacks, crock pots, sleeping bags, toasters, action figures, clothing, and pokemon cards.

>>24835085
>>24835075
If Cohen buys any more he'll be above 10% and need to file within 2 days of purchase.

>>24835077
Okay
it's been a good run

>>24835079
It takes a few days for people acquiring more than 5% of companies to actually become official. I do still have hope RC swept in at the MA50 support price we had recently

Tell me more of the sneedful gambit, /smg/

>>24835117
im original sneedfulgambit poster what do u need sir sundial is still 0.50 sir

what would be the downside of throwing a bunch of apple for 100 shares and just selling the options for a high price i know it wont hit?

i mean i dont want to throw a lot of money at stocks right now but wouldnt that just be a pretty safe passive income?

>>24835057
going over 10% will put him under more restrictions, of course he won't go over 10%
what you should be looking at is the fact that he hasn't trimmed at $19 or after Q3
2 days to file within dropping 1%

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man.
Bake me a bake as fast as you can @______@
>>24835100
>>24835100
>>24835100
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man.
Bake me a bake as fast as you can X______X
>>24835100
>>24835100
>>24835100
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man.
Bake me a bake as fast as you can o______O
>>24835100
>>24835100
>>24835100

>>24835097
wow imagine if Sherman was actually competent and started on an e-commerce pivot from 2019

>>24835097
They could probably do better if they should dragon dildos, too.

GME

>>24835129
the fact he didn't trim at $19 makes me more bullish than ever desu

>>24835117
see >>24835171 sir

>>24835134
disgusting homo

>>24834326
Forex (currency) trading is 24/7 during the week and 100x leverage.

>>24834306
they dipped when they bought slack

>>24835207
horry fug that's pretty based

>>24834891
Shh