/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25070169
Bullish

>>25030996
Lmao N.

Get back your own business to get rich nowadays, stupid uni faggots.

22 and 100k a year cus own business, MUH DEGREE

>>25000221
How is that possible?

Does anyone have a link to that /smg/ youtuber's profile?

>>24888582
My sick strat? I diversify across many ETFs. I'm obsessed with diversification - I think the retards on r/finance and so on are somewhat right when they say buy the market. However, just buy the piece of the market that pumps. I'm up 20% this month alone with a strategy that I find has a lot of reward and not all too much risk. Being up 20% across multiple industries and being invested in hundreds of companies is much less riskier than being up 20% with a combo of NIO and WKHS.

Sell all assets, if you're renting, stop making payments, spend all money on frivolous, useless items. Scam/lose the trust of all your friends. Stop talking to your family. Take out a large loan, use it to buy a large amount of drugs from a middleman, do all the drugs and don't repay the loan. Start living under a bridge. Get a really bad poke-and-stike tattoo on your left eyelid. When the debt collectors come to steal your organs, start screaming about how you'll 'fuck them up' and how they 'don't know who [they're] messin' with'.

You did do the needful, right today?

>buy pre-workout supplement
>manufacturer warning that a full serving is equal to 3 cups of coffee
Bros, I'm finna die.