/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for Telos

>>24835100
what would be the downside of throwing a bunch of apple for 100 shares and just selling the options for a high price i know it wont hit?

i mean i dont want to throw a lot of money at stocks right now but wouldnt that just be a pretty safe passive income?

nth for Tito's

CUNNY is eternal
Buy UTZ, buy the future of snacking technology

>run SNEEDFULgambit sir
>what is SNEEDFULgambit u ask
find optionable stock with high IV sir
the IV must be so high that when U sell call the premium can buy 100 more shares
U repeat the needful until U cannot sell 1 more covered call and buy 100 more shares with the premium sir
>sundial 1.00 12/18c status: expiring worthless
>sundial next time it goes around 80: gets sneedfull'd again
>sundial when it goes to $1: U get assigned Sir
>it's free money

When can BFT be expected to moon?

>went 100% cash today
I have a strong gut feeling about a major crash right around the corner. Secured profits today and will buy back in cheaper.

MVIS MVIS MVIS MVIS MVIS

>>24835151
You’re better off just selling ATM rather than OTM.

ive become what ive never wanted to be, a bagholder. i admit i did the wrong thing, but im not going to cut my loses. instead im going to cope and tell myself that eventually the stock will go back up. its ok, im as ashamed as I should be.

>>24835151
there's no downside, it's just boring but safe
you basically add another 10-20% of gains on top of your original position
even if they moon past your strike, they're megacap companies, it won't run away from you

just sell covered calls with a delta of 0.30 or something like that

>>24835189
wont i end up probably losing the shares?

And anime girls

When will baba fly again?

Enjoying comfy 1% gains today. Time to pop open a nice cold BANGS

>>24835189
Why would it be better to sell ATM rather than OTM?

>>24835171
Thank you sir
I will now do the needful with the sneedful

>>24835194
Often, yeah, but for the goal of income it’s better. I usually sell ATM or ITM weeklys.

>>24835013
thats a good way to put it

ya they artificially limit their production on purpose to create artificial demand

and then people blame scalpers for buying them all

makes no sense

>>24835194
yes you probably would, i think he meant selling ATM puts

>>24835227
do you buy back in when it dips?

>>24835201
I think yes but my hunch is that alibaba is actually a scam and who knows what happens if that comes out..

Listen up boys. Ever since the corporations in my state destroyed the locals here by shipping out everyones jobs and buying all the local business and importing immigrant low wage workers ive taken the peepoo pill. I piss and shit all over the restrooms of corporate stores. Recently pissed all over a baby changing station in a walmart. Totally fucking soaked it. I also kicked a hole in the drywall in the handicapped stall and threw a fat load of shit in it and then pissed all in there. Another thing u can do is dump tons of tp in the toilets and fresh flush a fuckton and run out. Causes major water damage. Make sure to check for a drain in the floor youll want to cover that up so it goes out of the bathroom when the flood starts. Take the peepeepoopoo pill guys

>>24835219
ATM has the highest proportionate premium.

>>24835224
congratulations ,

>>24835234
shut up tinny havent you hung yourself yet

isn the stock market just gambling?

>>24835234
why did they have to eat the doggy..

>>24835219
Premiums are usually much higher for ATM

>>24835244
Yeah, or I’ll roll into different opportunities if I see something better.

Fucking MARA today before close WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>24835264

>>24835251
>>24835265
Wouldn't the premium of a call keep increasing if you are both far away from TDE and the share price keeps going above strike?
Basically, when would it make sense to sell a call ATM rather than letting it keep going further ITM

>>24834567
I don't think he's doing so well...

>>24835214
>not even oliet

>>24835291
>Wouldn't the premium of a call keep increasing if you are both far away from TDE and the share price keeps going above strike?
>Basically, when would it make sense to sell a call ATM rather than letting it keep going further ITM
So if you truly believe a stock will grow at a certain rate, would selling ATM and moving into new OTM be the most bullish strategy (outside of buying OTM at improbable odds)?

>>24835155
how is this snack company up 100% in a year

>>24835247

WHY IS EVERYTHING GARBAGE

TLRY BROS

>>24835342
i dunno
how is Party City up +2000% since March?

Reply to this post or tomorrow will be red

If green tag you shoold say something nice :)

>>24835214
>BANGS
This bothers me a lot more than it should.

>>24835291
Short answer: Delta changes most dramatically when an option goes from ITM to OTM especially on shorter time scales.
Basically it maximizes sensitivity to vola changes which also maximizes the premium.

>>24835262
>line goes up or down
>you have the choice of which lines to ride
>real world information about the lines helps to signal if the line will go up or down
>use real world information about the lines to choose which lines to ride
Not so much gambling as calculated risk, more akin to playing poker than roulette. In any given hand or poker or stock you could face bad luck or misplay what you have, but over a large amount of stocks and hands people with higher skill will perform better. Diversifying is key.

>>24835093
It does and I doubt you're stupid enough not to see it, so instead of arguing for or against it, you're trying to pick holes in how it's being argued. Do you actually have something to say?
Pardon the delay, I was making porkchops.

>>24835190
This happens to everyone at some point, anon. Don't beat yourself up over it and just wait it out.

>>24835129
>>24835166

bros...
i only have $1k in GME at $10 and im seriously thinking of putting in $9k more if it dips under $13 again. am i crazy? part of me wants to play it safe but part of me is like "when am i going to get such an obvious free money opportunity like this again?"

i think we are all pretty fucking positive that Q4 is gonna be epic. at the very least we'll be hitting new relative ATH's leading up to it, am i wrong? because i feel very confident about this considering how cohen has been handling things. this is only 1/5th of my total account btw but it's still a pretty big gamble for me.

>>24835247
I worked at a place once.
I was a cook.
A few weeks in these niggers let some nasty shit sit in the bathroom for an hour while i worked(no one else was busy, and no one was my “boss”). They tried to get me to clean it up. I told them to fuck off. Ended up wuiting cause every blaimes me and i didnt need the shit job anyways.
It was a the only good pizza place on the whole island and pizza was 8/10.
Every time i vidited i would piss and fuck up their bathroom. I always hoped they figure it out but no out ever did, dumb fucks.
Always piss and shit and fuck
On a completely unrelated note that has nothing to do with this story
J. Dollans on Oahoo has great pizza, check it out sometime peepeepoos, be nice though ;)

I should have been buying and selling MCD calls for the premium sooner. Stock goes up like 2% and I see 60% gains.

>>24835429
Cohen hasn't been handling shit, the poor stock performance has to do with Sherman (GME's ceo).

>>24835429
manage your risk and undserstand what you are willing to lose.

>>24835453
cohen has plans in the works which is why he hasn't trimmed his position at all this whole time. read: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kakxrm/gme_tribe_a_story_about_how_ryan_cohen_is_about/

>>24835429
>Q4 is gonna be epic
it sure will be

>>24835395
>Delta changes most dramatically when an option goes from ITM to OTM especially on shorter time scales.
Gotcha. So delta doesn't change much once a call option goes from being slightly OTM to very deep OTM as its price increases, but delta changes a lot when a call goes from ITM to barely OTM?

>>24835182
All the memestocks are dead anyway so it's not like you can make real money. 1% a day? Suck my dick a day.

>>24835342
Ask no questions, you may only buy.

>>24835155
I want to draw the ootz girl doing something in MS paint. It has to be simple though I don't draw and I'm using a mouse.

>>24835468
it doesn't feel like it can lose though, it feels like a sure thing that it will at least hit at or above the relative ATH's leading up to Q4, at which point i can sell half to hedge against any sort of black swan event. that's sorta my point, even if it doesn't infinity squeeze or anything particularly crazy.

>>24835479
Yes I am aware of the whole consent solicitation play. I'm still skeptical that GME will get anything other than a pump to $25 in February and thats all.

>>24835190
>>24835419
Buy the GME dip to cut your losses.

>>24835378
>>24835497
ITS BILI ALL OVER AGAIN

did Cramer really say that today?
if he did, it almost sounds like he's projecting about himself being a snob when he dismissed GME as a short squeeze earlier in the year without looking deeper into it

fuck why did I trim GME

Major crash right around the corner
>no stimulus
>rising cases
>mango in chief tweet
>unemployment skyrocketing
>bubble market continues to hit ATHs
Yea, we’re fucking crashing. All signs are pointing to a major crash in the very near future. I recommend securing your paper money and riding this one out in cash.

i buy UTZ chips when im feeling poor and they aren't very good

>>24835488
Delta will always be changing but the change is most dramatic when at the border of ITM/OTM. Its even more dramatic for shorter dated options (which of course it should be).
ATM weeklies are how you can keep riding a rip your face off rally of an underlying as a buyer. But outside of that they are lucrative but dangerous lotto tickets. Idiots will pay big premiums for that.

>>24835509
it's in the 12-14 range right now, you understand how big of a percentage even a pump to $25 is from here, yes?

>>24835532
he was shilling WSB. time to sell

Should I yolo $10k on LGHL? I want it to be either $100k or $0

>>24835545
I buy their pretzels because I know their chips suck but they have good pretzels

>>24835545
Hey, they're okay. Gets the job done, anyway.

should i take a loan to buy more GME ?

>>24835556
A pump to 25 is a wildly bullish outcome. That is the MOST i expect from GME. Realistically, the high teens is what i think will happen for GME Q4 earnings in February.

This is why most of my GME call strikes are 15c - 18c for April 2021

>>24835507
Well I am betting on a SPAC merger with Weedmaps. So I understand what you mean by guarunteed gains. If you feel averaging up by a dollar or so is worth it for the shares than go for it. But might I suggest using that money for a more diversified portfolio. OPTI, PLNHF, UUUU. All have room for growth.

>>24835582
no you dumbass

Yo dawg our meeting went so well that we scheduled another meeting, so we can claim progress after we already claimed progress.

>>24835429
If you want to gamble, use stop limit to protect your gains. Honestly though if you're over 25% in GME you should buy something else.

>>24835545
You are not allowed to have opinions, you may only buy UTZ.

>>24835539
pretty sure trump is silenced at this point, no one cares since biden won. he's yelling into the void at this point.

I dumped all my FNGU shares today. The only 3X ETF that I’m still holding is SPXL at a position of 10k. I am now sitting on about 40k cash.

In other news, I had to buy my stripper gf plan B yesterday because her pussy managed to suck the fucking condom off my dick. She basically moved in about a week ago and got me to go exclusive. No larpo.
How’s everyone else been?

>>24835155
>tfw chips are a vice for you
Get behind me Satan

>>24835627
Some people care that Democracy is dead, but those are only the people who didn't already know it was always fake and gay

>>24835594
i already have 40k shares of OPTI at 0.04

>>24835497
nice edit
if I had extra cash all your shilling would've made me buy UTZ by now

>>24835247
KEK

>>24835632
> I had to buy my stripper gf plan B yesterday because her pussy managed to suck the fucking condom off my dick. She basically moved in about a week ago and got me to go exclusive.
Enjoy having all your monetary gains dissappear.

I dumped all my FNGU shares today. The only 3X ETF that I’m still holding is SPXL at a position of 10k. I am now sitting on about 40k cash.

In other news, I had to buy my stripper gf plan B yesterday because her pussy managed to suck the fucking condom off my dick. She basically moved in about a week ago and got me to go exclusive. No larpo.
How’s everyone else been?

>>24835539
I think the market will crab or slowly grind up until a few months after Biden is in office. All the euphoria of the vaccine would be gone by then and people realize that the economy is still fucked.

>>24835654
I only have 11k. I know I should get more but I can't justify having more money in that than in my top three gainers.

>>24835615
>Honestly though if you're over 25% in GME you should buy something else.
like what? what is a more sure thing of having that level or better of gains?

>>24835653
im in the 2nd group. once you do a deep dive into the 2008 financial crisis it kinda changes your whole perspective on the world, and that's just the tip of the iceberg before going down the rabbit whole into the boom bust cycle of capitalism historically and how governments have influenced the economy, the FED, etc etc etc.

>>24835603
When is the deadline on this shit? I'm so over this. It been month. How spineless are these people?

Remember to buy GHIV. It means you have sex and have aids

>>24835688
Just bareback and bust on her belly son

Where’s that fucking retard that bought UUUU puts the other day and was trying to impress us with his 2 digit gains??? SHOW YOURSELF SO I CAN LAUGH AT YOU

>>24835726
Don't worry anon I'm sure they'll pass it by 2040

i hate to sound like one of those faggot boomers but, every fucking think worth buying is overpriced, no, im not buying GME or shrooms or TSLA, i want a massive, and i mean massive crash, im talking -50% because god dammit this shit feels like the top

>>24835687
>Enjoy having all your monetary gains dissappear.
All I have to say is: I have 0 regrets, but shout out to the fucker that told me to paternity test any living byproducts of my degeneracy.

>>24835687
idk man strippers make bank. as long as she's not a drug addict (but lets be honest she probably is)

>>24835429
what's the source on that qtomboy

>>24835703
>sure thing
>"btw guise its a pretty big gamble for me"
Pick one.

>>24835754
We just had one Carl, calm down.

does this shit that shows up on TDA's page for some tickers, particular the psychadelic and dude weed lmao ones, really mean anything or is it pretty much just a buyer beware kinda thing like 'if this company goes to 0 because technically what they sell is illegal we don't owe you shit'

>>24835386
i love u fren

>>24835754
We will have stimmy and release from covid restrictions soon. I don't think a crash will be coming.

YES. YES!!!

>>24835545
>implying there's any meaningful differences between chips
Are chips like wine now or something? This is bullish for the obesity portfolio

>>24835754
me too. I will miss the volatility of this year. Crabbing is shit.

>>24835789
>We will have stimmy
Anon, I....

>>24835737
>Just bareback and bust on her belly son
I don’t trust my pull out game.

>>24835768
>idk man strippers make bank
She makes about 10k/month, but manages to spend it all
>as long as she's not a drug addict
She has a “weed addiction”, and she reefs hard asf...

>>24835386
I mean I'm betting on both black and red, so either way is good for me.

>>24835806
Short it

>>24835386
>companies now intentionally using twitter's day ass censorship as a way to make their tweets go viral
what a time to be alive

>>24835806
they forgot the quotes around "women"

>>24835699
again, im very confident that it will moon in the near future. and i hold shares so i can wait.

>>24835539
Are you the same fucking person the writes this?

>>24835493
MARA and RIOT not dead but RIOT might be dead soon

What will happen if they pass or do not pass stimulus?

Boys, I'm not feeling too hot about BCRX anymore, I think I will sell tomorrow.

>>24835816
tell me about your stripper gf. Were you a client of hers? Why did you make her your gf, and let her in the same house as you? You realize that she's using you for money, right?

>>24835806
who was the emperor of rome during its decline when they started putting the barbarians from gaul into the senate? feels like we're in that phase atm.

>>24835810
There's nothing like a bag of these with a capicola grinder.

>>24835816
how exclusive are we talking? why not just go IUD at this point?

>>24835850
They can't pass because they don't have a bill written. If they agree tonight to write the bill, then dow up 500 points tomorrow. If they fail dow down 700 points.

>>24835582
Only if you’re okay with being underwater when it goes south.

>>24835816
Yup my stripper ex was all about the roxies... but this was back like 6 years ago. Now she's fat and has 2 kids that live with her dad.
>tfw dodged a bullet

>>24835739
NEVER
SELLING
UUUU $0 EOY
I'M BUYING MORE TOMMOROW WITH MY BTC GAINS
EASIEST PPLAY OF MY LIFE

>>24835886
no stimulus bill is already priced in

>>24835886
Good. I hope it drags UUUU down back under 3 because I wanna load the fuck up on it for the long hold.

>>24835850
>>24835886
Congress agrees that you should go fuck yourself. If you manage to survive to springtime then maybe they will grant you a few dollars. Good thing you voted for Biden, make sure to pay your good goy taxes. Government can't fund itself you know!

>>24835762
What are your thoughts of SPXL vs UPRO mr. scoops?

Absolutely based picks that /smg/ never talks about
>AESE
>TLS
>UMC

>>24835886
I mean by the end of the week. Friday is the deadline before they leave for recess.

>>24835549
Tbh, buying OTM weeklys would be better if you anticipate a substantial move in the very near term. ATM premiums on weeklys are poisonously high—which is why I sell them. I don’t like trading delta.

>>24835919
>Good. I hope it drags UUUU down back under 3 because I wanna load the fuck up on it for the long hold.
I have a feeling UUUU doesn't care about the stimulus.

>>24835925
How to do make everyone boycott taxes?

>>24835806
>women are the future

Japanese women. American women are fat cancer.

>>24835854
>tell me about your stripper gf. Were you a client of hers?
No, she showed up for a date and she told me she was one, n I thought “cool”.
>Why did you make her your gf, and let her in the same house as you?
I let her in my place a couple times, but the moving in part was not exactly a discussion, if you get what I mean lol she said she appreciates that I’m just kinda going with the flow lol
She just wanted to do a little cleaning and cooking to be nice... spent several days on it... BOOM. Moved in.
>You realize that she's using you for money, right?
That first date that I mentioned above came off of Seeking Arrangement kek

>>24835914
at least you're honest

>>24835190
What stock anon?

>>24835914
you bet a whole 400 dollars? I sure will listen to what you advise mr. monopoly man sir.

>>24835739

>>24835852
>BCRX
>anon wants to sell tomorrow
>Japan approval this week that should orbit stock again

Let me guess, you didn't listen to JMP presentation today did you? During presentation, they said we would hear about Galidesivir study before the end of the year. So two massive catalysts coming. I would never sell for anything less than double digitis.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/mcconnell-says-senate-will-not-leave-until-covid-aid-passed-n1251301

M C P U M P E L L

>>24835688
Just another condom in her uteral graveyard

>>24835816
Very soon she will tell you she is pregnant and then you will be the father of a suspiciously chocolate baby.

>>24835915
If headlines were right the stimi would be priced in more than once. Seems like everything short of a trillion would set off a sell.

is it possible to get steady gains every single day?

theres like 250 trading days a year

>>24835952
tfw no jap gf

I think Im too greedy anons. I consistently get into a stock and itll pump well enough netting me some nice gains (4 figure poorfag here), but within days it almost always reverses. What rules do you guys follow to keep yourself from overextending and missing out on gains?

>>24835968
so more taxable small business loans for all goys? wowee

>>24835996
if you're playing meme stocks, when you're up enough to think - huh nice, then take profits. simple as.

>>24835861
I imagine we're sometime in the Elagabalus era, when Latinesque leaders of mixed origins with plebs (IRISH) were in charge of the country and known to be degenerate but society's will to keep degeneracy out was mostly exhausted. From here the next step is Maximinus Thrax and the 'barbarian emperors' with Kamala Harris.

>>24835914
OH NONONO BETTER BE CAREFUL BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR ENTIRE ACCOUNT KEK

>>24835342
It is only the start anon. This is PEP 2.0 and nobody even knows it yet

>>24835878
>how exclusive are we talking?
She’s been at my place every night for at least the past week.
The exclusivity discussion occurred because I was planning to do a 3-way that weekend, and she was like “you’re not really going to cheat on me, are you?”
>why not just go IUD at this point?
She’s Mormon and doesn’t like “unnatural” medications, like birth control, which can make her put on weight. And her health/beauty is a major part of her identity.

>>24835688
as soon as you run out of money she's gonna dump you

>>24835967
Very well anon, I will sell my Jan calls and keep my Mar calls, best I can do. Best of luck to you.

>>24835949
If you can't convince retards the system is rigged so that the pro-war candidate will always win despite everyone agreeing war is bad, you should realize that the average mouthbreather will just accept being fucked in the ass while complaining about it.

>>24835996
if you're +100%, sell half and you secure your cost basis
alternatively, sell everything to secure your cost basis and use gains to buy calls (so you still have same leverage basically as if you still had all your shares) while you put the cash into stable non-meme stocks

>>24835932
/smg/ talks about TLS, thats why I'm in on it. When you see someone post good, reliable DD, you jump on it and see where it goes. I jumped in on TLS when an anon dropped his DD revealing that the board was full of former heads of the deep state spook agencies, meaning it had to be a fuckin winner. Lo and behold shit skyrocketed today and I wish I'd had bought more.

>>24836033
>she's mormon
stop fucking my women you dumb ass bitch, I'm going to kill your dumb ass

>>24836033
a Mormon stripper.... does she wear the stupid Mormon underwear when she strips?

>>24835964
I'm not shorting the s&p here idiot the underlying is like only double my fucking break even.

>>24835956
>she just slept on your bed and refused to leave
>appreciates you are a doormat

Yeah she's pregnant/will be pregnant soon enough. You're fucked.

>>24835934
They said they will delay recess if they have a bill.

>>24836033
>mormon
>doesn't do three-ways/cheating
she might be bamboozling you scoopsmeboy.

>>24835914
>NEVER
>SELLING
>UUUU $0 EOY
>I'M BUYING MORE TOMMOROW WITH MY BTC GAINS
>EASIEST PPLAY OF MY LIFE
This is a larp. You probably bought $1k worth of UUUU puts as a joke in your $1 million account. I did the same thing with BOTY. There's no way you could be this confident about shorting UUUU that deep.

>>24835907
>the roxies
Idk what those are, but sounds like a hard drug.
I was a virgin till a few months ago. I don’t fucking care what happens to me.

>>24836007
Sometimes meme stocks yes. Ive managed to go from 2k on initially to 6.5k in 2 months. I would have much more if I wasnt overextending. Still new to this. I guess Ill start listening to my gut. Considered selling CLF and MMEDF on Friday and waiting til sometime this week to buy back in. If I did Id have kept my gains. Im still up but not by nearly as much as I was.

>>24835996
>>24836007
>was going to sell at end of day
>waited until morning
>all gains gone overnight

And now I know not to sleep on it.

>>24835967
i bought 100 shares in AH just now, with the option to buy more if it drops. i'll take the gamble and trim on a pump to double digits.

>>24836051
Thanks anon. I havent really messed around with options at all. Ive honestly just been buying low and selling high. I have tried to read up on options but it feels like another world. Im a hands on person maybe I should just set aside some play money to learn with.

>still havent broken even buying MOON

WHY DO I ALWAYS BUY THE TOP

>>24836090
Like literally out of the blue my coworker started talking about how shit uranium is and how thorium is better today. Shit man everyone knows uranium market is garbage even normies.

>>24836125
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/calculator/long-call.html
for ya know. Science.

>>24835996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJBmVhefMeE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJBmVhefMeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJBmVhefMeE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJBmVhefMeE

>>24836091
Even if you're a swing trader, you should long yourself scoops. Take care of your health, stay away from people who will drag you down, and have plans for the future. The things you value now will not be the things you value in 10 or 20 years.

someone post futes so we know how to feel for the next 10 minutes before they're on free sites

Holy fuck, some idiot on WSB thinks Cohen will buy GME and then use that to buy valve. I am in on GME but that level of delusion is insane.

>>24835748
>>24835726
>>24835603

whatever they pass doesn't include any stimulus checks to who gives a shit if they pass this or not other than for some stonks

>>24836103
Yeah def dont fren. Thats one thing I have FOR SURE learned. If you feel good about your gains sell at close. Pre markets and 945 dumps have ruined so many of my gains. Ive literally banned myself from buying or selling in the mornings.

>>24836140
Thorium is a meme.

>>24836167
They are flat.

>>24836140
>muh thorium
kek
we are not going to ever see thorium reactors.
we are going to see fusion reactors before we see LFTRs.

>>24836167
>FUTURES

>>24836071
Oh comfy is back

>>24836191
thanks bro.

>>24836144
>>24836162
Thank you frens. For all the FUDing and shitposting smg has been an amazing teacher and utility.

>>24836167
https://www.investing.com/indices/nq-100-futures
You can see them live.. no need for delay..

I sold NIO for a comfy 13% gain @$13 earlier this year, I will not do the same for UTZ. I will wait for 100% gains at least.

>>24835806
Sell signal.

>>24836140
Thorium is a fucking meme you retard, but of course you don't know this cause you bought puts on a fucking penny stock.

The hopium will run out by Friday and U4 gonna tank. Smart traders are longing copium puts right now

>>24836199
Lmao, I lost a bunch of weight since that pic. A girl told me I was fat so I lost 30 pounds, good times

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

>>24835806
> for the first time in 20 years
The implication is that the 1990s had a woman on all company boards?

>>24836232
Buddy, you have to get real, at least buy CLF if you want to reality-deny post.

>>24836224
Yeah cause I can EXERCISE them. I'll buy your UUUU shares for $1.02 and not a penny more, and then I'm gonna make your momma cry when I call her and tell her that her son went all in on a meme reflationary trade at the very top

>>24836262
Yes but it was just Avril Lavigne working for 500 companies

>>24836238
My 2d girlfriend only compliments my weight. Sucks to be you bro.

>>24835988

>>24835926
>What are your thoughts of SPXL vs UPRO
The difference is not substantial enough for me to have cared yet, and SPXL seems more commonly used in these threads.
I may check which one has higher volume if I start doing my LEAPs idea with one of them.
I honestly care more about liquidity/volume than those little ETF management fees when it’s a 3X that I’m touching as frequently as I do.

>>24836291
But she can't see depth.

I took a nap and slept through the dings. Fantastic day on for the market for my whole portfolio:
>TQQQ +3%
>XOM +1.9%
>RKT +1.9%
>MLHR +6.3% with earnings tomorrow
>SKYW +2.9%
>DOOO +7%

>>24836282
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? :(

>>24836209
Look into tastytrade. They have a lot of video resources to learn from. Same group that originally built thinkorswim and tastyworks.

>>24835100
HODL your stonks

>>24836136
I BOUGHT THE TOP AT THE EXACT WRONG MOMENT

LITERALLY AT THE PERFECT MINUTE DOWN TO THE FUCKING SECOND!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kdnqih/gme_entry/


The ratio of clueless retards to non-clueless retards in /smg/ is maybe 1:5
But in wsb it seems like that ratio is 5:1

>>24835978
>Just another condom in her uteral graveyard
She said this has happened at least once before this year.
Fucking wild.

>>24835980
>and then you will be the father of a suspiciously chocolate baby.
Buddy, I’m getting a paternity test even if it’s white.

>>24836038
>as soon as you run out of money she's gonna dump you
IF expenditures exceed income, which will not be the case.
>implying I’d let a chick drive me to pulling from my Robinhood account

>>24836268
Yes please exercise the 0 UUUU shares I have you fucking schizo. Enjoy owning 1300 shares of a stock you hate.

I'm holding HCAC and GHIV ama

>>24835591
>A pump to 25 is a wildly bullish outcome
You still don't understand because you're used to trading companies with more shares outstanding.
$25 is not even a $2 billion market cap.

Christ I’ve never been so bearish on UTZ. Should I just sell a call tomorrow and miss out on a possible moon mission?

VLDR pumped on the ZOOX news today but then dumped after 1 PM back to where it was at 9 AM. Is there a QRD on why this is?

>>24835507
if you're just buying GME shares what is there to be scared of
just dont buy on loan/margin because you dont want to be under that kinda pressure

>>24836209
>>24836347
also while we're on the subject, look into SMB Capital. legitimate professional advice all for free on youtube from a real prop firm. i also highly recommend no nonsense forex and live traders youtube channels as well.

you can honestly get a full financial/trading education online entirely for free, just requires your time and attention. take notes like a college class, do your own backtesting, start forward testing eventually with very small amounts of money (like risking $10 is what live traders recommends for noobs). work your way up slowly based on experience and results, not emotions.

>>24836319
HEY HEY YOU YOU I WANNA BE YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON

>>24836307
I ran a quick backtest and UPRO seems to perform slightly better, but like you said, its nothing substantial. UPRO also has weekly options vs SPXL having monthly ones. Currently building up to 100 shares so I can sell covered calls.

>>24836400
Than what would be a 2B market cap?
>asking for a fren

>>24836400
What are you trying to get at? A company with less float like GME would squeeze to infinity?

>Microsoft deal is a nothingbu-

>>24836422
im not even buying 50k worth of GME, which i could. and probably even should. but i won't because that would scare the fuck outta me. if i for whatever reason lost 5-10k i could at least live with it even though it would seriously suck.

>>24836071
>stop fucking my women you dumb ass bitch, I'm going to kill your dumb ass
I was fascinated by her because her words remind me of you.
She loves saying racial slurs.
She had me when she had nothing to say about pic related.

YOU GUYS BOUGHT THE NUMI DIP RIGHT?

How do you deal with post financial loss trauma and depression?

>>24836445
$60 lol
Quick rule of thumb is that with the current shares outstanding $1B = $15

>>24835688
i can 100% gaurantee that bitch is going to fuck your life up

>>24836404
Climb the mountain with us fren.

>>24836474
Every loss is a lesson the market is trying to teach you - when presented with the same thing again, you will know what to do, and be able to profit instead of lose

>>24836400
keep in mind that annual revenues will probably dip to 5 billion after Sherman closes down more stores. Recapture is a measly 40% from closed down stores
2 billion could very well be a fair price, especially on something with proven secular decline (which Sherman is not doing very well fighting against)

>>24836474
after trading short term options for a long time, you just stop feeling it anymore because you know the green days are coming.

>>24836450
Nobody buys xbox consoles.

>>24836450
>Games
>Not advertising Cyberpunk

>>24836074
>does she wear the stupid Mormon underwear when she strips
I have never actually seen that. I don’t think she wears it.

>>24836078
>Yeah she's pregnant/will be pregnant soon enough.
I’m getting a fucking paternity test if that happens. Yeah. Holy shit, dude.

>>24836083
>she might be bamboozling you scoopsmeboy.
I’m living on the edge, fäm

>>24836474
What were you doing to get depressed over your trades?

>>24836069
KEK

>>24836063
this is literally me. bless than anon from 3 days ago

>>24836446
GME has billions in revenue, >$1B yearly e-commerce, supplier relationships, a bazillion rewards members, etc. That's worth a significant premium over the current market cap of less than $1B. All they have to do is stop losing fucking money. If they get revalued by the market as a business that isn't dieing, they'd probably be worth $2-5B. Sherman Delenda Est. Calculate the share price on that. It's a very nice number.

>>24836473
Shroom boom was over the moment Forbes started reporting on it.

Desktop Metal is going to level soon.

Shill me a decent etf not heavily in nasdaq to make weekly buys on. Already hold qld and QCLN. Need something like spy

>>24836474
get it off your chest anon. what happened?

>>24836457
>which i could. and probably even should.
even if you wanted to put in 50K worth of GME, you probably don't want to put it all in at once
it's a lot easier on your mind to just average up once your first batch is solidly green

>>24836469
I don't understand this picture.

>>24836474
trade small position sizes when starting out so your losses ultimately aren't a lot compared to your total capital.

>n-n-nobody buys xboxes
>n-n-nobody watches capeshit anyways
THE PARTNERSHIPS, SHERMAN, SHOW US THE PARTNERSHIPS

>>24836140
this is bullish

>>24836554
It’s a man of dark complexion holding a sheet of paper. What’s not to understand?

>>24836165
I want to go big or go home. I want to be a billionaire, I will not settle for being a mere several millionaire.
>The things you value now will not be the things you value in 10 or 20 years.
I know. And I kinda regret that I didn’t live a little more on the edge in college.
I’m making up for lost time.

>>24836547
VTSMX

>>24836553
>>24836457
Agreed with averaging in. Maybe buy $10K at this price, sell $10k worth of cash covered puts at $10, and keep the rest in cash for now.

>>24836172

Who gives a fuck about a $600 stimulus check?

I've collected $18,000 in Unemployment bux since March. They're passing a 16 week extension @ $300 a week.

That's another $4,800 to invest.

Excelsior!

>>24836589
why not settle for millions though? you can live comfortably with half a million in any suburb.

>>24836604
$600 is enough for a PS5/Xbox and 1 (one) game

>>24836547
I suppose with that criteria NOBL is a good option. It’s a dividend aristocrat fund. I prefer qyld for my nasdaq exposure, personally, and nea is another of my favorites but it’s a CEF, not an ETF.

>>24836604

Based

Invest that shit into CLF

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

>>24836442
>backtest and UPRO seems to perform slightly better, but like you said, its nothing substantial
>UPRO also has weekly options vs SPXL having monthly ones
Well that last point may turn the tide. I’m mostly concerned with liquidity/volume.
FNGS & FNGO have shit liquidity compared to FNGU.

>>24836604
anonito i truly hope you're saving and compounding your money. go to community college, this is your chance to turn it all around.

>>24836604
>They're passing a 16 week extension @ $300 a week.
Do I have to apply for this again or will it automatically be added to my current account for future weeks?

>>24836479
>i can 100% gaurantee that bitch is going to fuck your life up
Yee.
I’ll keep you guys updated on the progression of the mess.

Daily reminder that if your portfolio doesn’t fluctuate by at least a couple thousand dollars a day, you’re poor and aren’t allowed to post here

>>24836589
>And I kinda regret that I didn’t live a little more on the edge in college.
Man these people end up becoming such nightmares once their hit their late 20's. One of my friends works as an engineer who studied all day in college and she drives 8 hours round trip every weekend to do molly/blow and drink and party because she couldnt do it in college as a nerdy ass CS major
Fucking cringe.

>>24836619
>why not settle for millions though? you can live comfortably with half a million in any suburb.
I WANT TO BE KIND OF THE DEGENERATES AND I WILL SETTLE FOR NOTHING LESS.

>>24836687
>she drives 8 hours round trip every weekend to do molly/blow and drink and party
she drives to and from her college** to party on weekends. its incredibly depressing to think about.

>>24836445
Between 65 and 70 millions.
$2b/70m is $28 a share
>>24836446
Not talking about a squeeze here. When GME is valued as a profitable retailer instead of a retailer on the verge of bankruptcy, it will be worth much more than its current market cap.
>>24836500
Revenues are going up. The difference in sales between the end of one console cycle and the beginning of another is far more than was lost, and that 40% figure is related to lockdowns as well not just store closures.

>>24836685
if there was a way to enforce that somehow the thread would probably go from around 100 IPs a thread to around 2 or 3 IPs a thread overnight

>>24836714
>When GME is valued as a profitable retailer instead of a retailer on the verge of bankruptcy,
Do you think the Q4 earnings call will signify this change in overall valuation sentiment?

>>24836635
>>24836590
Was thinking VTI too. Just something to break up the fact I'm heavily in everything NASDAQ related. Might even pick up a REIT or something

>>24836687
She sounds based.
>>24836713
>to and from her college
>her college
Okay. Now it’s really, really depressing.

>>24836654

Senpai, I got a bachelor's 100% for free through Vocational Rehabilitation and been collecting NEETbux since 2009.

I said Corona Chan fucked up my 'Self employed dog sitting business' and was approved.

>21
>only $103k nw
Fuck bros am I destined to be poor forever? Last thing I want is to fall behind my peers in life.

>>24836643

Mkt cap is 1/3rd of revenue
PE ratio under 5

Anyone know any other ticker like this?

>>24836714
So WeedMaps at 1.5B/160M would work out to what? sorry. I am trying to see if my target price for SSPK is accurate. I was thinking 35$.

>>24836736
On the one hand, this will be the first quarter since 2018 where Gamestop turned a profit, the vaccine should be widespread, forward guidance should be solid, etc

On the other hand, George Sherman has never given an earnings call that didn't tank the stock.

>>24836667

I'm sure it'll just get added to your remaining balance. Worse case we'll have to apply again but it'll be fine.

>>24836773
>forward guidance should be solid
lololkolololololol

>>24836766
GME is trading at 0.15x revenue lol, but since when did /smg/ care about value?

>>24836751
Yeah, imagine you're about to be in your 30's and you regret your college life so much that you drive 8 hours most weekends to relive your college life since you weren't outgoing enough and you end up being that one weirdo at college parties who graduated far, far too long ago.
I'm pretty sure she fucks frat guys at these parties who are like 8 years younger than her. Which is sweet from the perspective of these frat bros, but as her friend that makes me want to vomit and makes me think that some people can become incredibly insecure from not having the validation and fun of being proscocial party animals in college.

For this reason, I did a lot of drugs in college and hung out with addict retards so now I am turned off by partying.

>>24836081
>(You
Right, and if they don't by Friday? Then what?

>>24836787
>Sherman will find a way to fuck up guidance despite literally all the stars aligning perfectly
I give it an 80% chance after that Q3 call, guidance SHOULD be solid BUT Sherman exists

Pete Buttigliaighg is the transport sec this is bullish for CLF because he will require AMERICAN STEEL to build TUNNELS and BRIDGES

>>24836764
mental illness most 21 year olds have like 100 bucks in their bank

any TTWO bros in here?

>>24836450
>>24836573
I have a deep dark secret anon...
I don't even think Sherman's that bad.
There are simply not enough shares to maintain a stable price or a balanced debt to equity ratio, poison pill or not.

buy every dip

>>24836817
what makes you think Sherman will give a guidance when only a minority will be vaccinated by March so business restrictions will very well still be in full force

Reminder, BX is free money.

>>24836860
Drink every sip.

What hydrogen stocks do you hold?

>>24836646
In that case SPXL has slightly better volume compared to UPRO. I didn't actually go and add the numbers together, but SPXL averages about around 5-7 million shares traded per day vs UPRO having 3-5 million shares traded per day on average. Of course there's days where they're higher, but neither are remotely close compared to something like TQQQ in regards to trading volume. Option volume is alright. There are a few strikes with over 1k open interest one month out as of right now on both of them.

I'm still about half way from getting my 100 shares of UPRO, but I plan on starting off selling weeklies to get a handle of how volatile it is during the week and transition into monthlies for more premium.

Ok rate my investment plan. I'm making a chain of investment to boost my returns, every time I put money in my account I'm going to make an options play, then a leveraged equity play, then a high risk play, then an ETF play.
That way my money will accelerate. Every $100 I put in should turn into $1000 by the time I park it into an etf

>>24836764
Nibba im 26 and have 65k

>>24836809
As a chick, that’s beyond sad. She should be on SA or some shit like that, not banging fucking younger guys.
As a guy, it’s based to go after college girls for whatever age. The only issue is the means, which should not be weird ass frat parties that you don’t belong in.

Have you invested in UU UU yet anon?

>>24836921
it works until it doesn't

Any HEAR Chads in here? I told you to get in at 17, i told you!

>>24835386
fake tweet

>>24836941
>SA
What?
>As a guy, it’s based to go after college girls for whatever age.
Bro please don't tell me you are that weirdo at frat parties who is above the age of 22. Frats are fucking disgusting and i hope my life isn't shitty enough that im back in frats in a few years after living in one for three years.
Men who go out of their way to fuck on colleges repeatedly are just weird

>>24836942
Of course fren, as a seacat I desire glowing rocks more than anything.

>>24836604
>extension

For most states the extrabux ended, it's only in states already deeply in debt like NY that it was extended forever and ever.

>>24836921
I can't tell if this is bait or not, but in case it's not, then I have some news for you. Your options play might not work. In fact, each one of your plays before parking the money in an ETF might not work. A strategy contingent on the success of three separate high risk plays bears a pretty high chance of not working.

>>24836958
wow, yeah man, sold last week, bought back today. I bought in around 18 sold at 21. bought back today around 22 I think. This shit is going up one way but who the fuck knows when, it might even go back down tomorrow.

CLF bros, when are we selling?

>Can't get into robinhood account and they're being super unhelpful getting it back
>Every other broker requires huge sums of money
I just want to gamble with a hundred dollars, why is that so hard?

>>24836841
The weird one off dumb mistakes they keep making under him (Tiktok contest, flash sale, essential service, etc) concern me. There also hasn't been a strategic review since before he took over.

>>24836908

ive lost so much money with moderna im going to end it i think

>>24837004
>TikTok contest for GME
lmao what

>futures

>>24836839
Reporting witu my 34% gainz

there i go baking again

airlines

>>24836836
>mental illness
Wanting to be superior to all of my peers is not a mental illness. 1-2% of people my age are richer than me, that is unacceptable

>>24837016
They made the wagies dance on tiktok and the winning store got...extra hours. Literally BOOM BOOM CLAP tier.

>>24836997
$20 is when im selling, i wont be surprised if it goes higher than that though

>>24837016
dance wagie dance so you can get more hours to work on black friday

Fuck the stimulus. I'm still employed so it does jack for me.

>>24836978
Unquestionably full of love.

>>24836921
Scenario 1: your method, in which any or most of your option and leverage plays could fail

Scenario 2: you put the entire thing in an ETF on payday

The second one would probably make you more money

>>24837051
>They made the wagies dance on tiktok and the winning store got...extra hours. Literally

>>24837065
>>24837065
>>24837065
new

>>24837065
>>24837065
>>24837065
new

>>24837017
what site do you guys use for futures?

>>24836773
Agree with this
>>24836768
They're buying WM? I might buy, WM is entrenched here in my recreational legal state but I'm not sure if they're profitable.
A $1.5B company divided into 160M shares works out to $9.37 a share. If you buy it you're betting that WM is worth more than that.

TLT is fucking mooning in kikes only hours.

>>24836997
20 dollars

>>24836972
>don't tell me you are that weirdo at frat parties who is above the age of 22
READ, NIGGER, READ.
I CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING CHEWING, YOU STUPID RUNG-LICKING LIL NIGGERMONKEY

>>24837051
>>24837067
>and the winning store got...extra hours.
the winning store had to.....work MORE hours?
Do Americans seriously bootlick their employers this hard?
Le late stage capitalism face

>>24837095
no you see they had the OPPORTUNITY to EARN more MONEY

You idiots buy renewable energy stocks while they are cheap, CSIQ already pumped 10% today. With Biden in the White House next year all solar and wind stocks will benefit.

>>24837094
I thought i'd have a normal convo with you but then i saw you have a trip. i should've expected some quirky random attention-whorey reply was coming on its way

>>24836867
seems like high risk

>>24837004
Good points. What does the man do all day I wonder? Who am I kidding we all know he spends his days in the office jacking it to FunkoPops until he passes out.

>>24837138
>Biden
>in the white house
At some point, people are going to have to stop lying to themselves.

>>24837084
Recommend going to tradingview and looking up the OANDA cfd charts. These are not the actual futures but they follow them tick for tick and they are displayed in real time as opposed to the delayed charts for the actual e-mini futures charts.
SPX500USD
NAS100USD
Actual futures charts for US indexes are:
ES1
NQ1
YM1

>>24837295
>Here's how Bernie can still win, guys!

Like pottery