/biz/ - Business & Finance

I love cunny.

Fuck tripfags

>oil futures

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKK

No or Yes

>>18721263
No.. it says there are no other buyers look at the bottom right.

>>18721189
Actually, it's kind of suspicious that daily corona deaths have miraculously halved in unison globally since sunday.
Either all of COVID has been an elaborate "War of the Worlds" broadcast on a global scale or they are doctoring the numbers so the next wave looks more spectacular.

here is some good advice you weren't asking for. buy amd puts as soon as possible tomorrow morning.

All doomfags back to /cvg/ please. Your shitty cold has done nothing but kill over 70s and be used as an excuse for governments to ramp up power and coverup the market shitting itself.

>>18721213

>>18721299
What about the IV

I bought in BP today for earnings, did I fuck up? I thought about buying a bunch of calls but then I realized that'd be retarded.

Futures very static.

>>18721206

I don’t want to die.

Its extremely windy today. Ominous.

>>18721322
don't buy a weekly, look at june/july

MARKET AT ALL TIME HIGHS SOON

BUY OR DIE

>>18721357

NASDAQ more like CRASHDAQ

>>18721206

>>18721286
>What is an S-curve

>>18721206
>loli
Pleb-tier.

>>18721317
>french street fight

>>18721407
cringe

>>18721240
always do the opposite of what /biz/ says

>>18721394
with steady new infection numbers.... .... ....

>>18721414
cringe

>don't hold over the weekend!
hahahahahahahahahahaha cucks

how do I buy north korea

>>18721286
Summer tends to kill viruses.

>>18721451
hahahahahahahahahahaha cooms

>>18721458
Oh boy
Time for my cock pressening already?

>>18721458
hmmmmmm

i'm not horny, but i could coom

>bears

>>18721450
yeah you're pretty cringe with that cat image and the "sips" thing like your michael blurry knowing something we don't. Fucking CRINGE.

>>18721486
Pls be nice

You don't own fucking shit with an index fund. Think about it. It's just some Jewish IOU from the asset manager. If it's synthetic the kikes could even trade lean hogs in your name.

Stocks are real. Buy stocks. You own equity of real life businesses. You want to be the owner.

>VIX hasn't been this high since 2008 and did a double top before going back down
>100 day and 50 day MA signalling a sell off
>decreasing volume
>pic related

Man, we're primed for another great crash. It might even happen this week. However, there's no way of knowing.

>>18721490
If you're not long term bear you're a literal retard. Obviously gains to be had now because we're on the greatest economic bubble the world has ever seen, but it's gonna pop sooner or later.

>>18721330
based on what?

>>18721499
Ssssh, I want to smugpost and need to collect more screenshots from permabull dumb dumbs.

Thoughts on 3M tomorrow?

>>18721189
>>18721357


Reminder the FED is shutting down the money printer.

https://wolfstreet.com/2020/04/23/fed-slashed-qe-further-still-hasnt-bought-junk-bonds-or-etfs/?fbclid=IwAR0fq5ybY2uuQcRevsd2Q-CssrNAe2nCJ3I1xagtV3XqLOfenCvaAE6s4Nw

Thoughts on Teladoc?

Will it go higher?

>>18721499
>we're primed for another great crash

>>18721338
I unironically trade based on the weather forecast with a portion of my account. Right now I’m up about 10%

>>18721499
The more we go up, the riskier put I want to take.

Are Amazon shares free money?

>>18721189
I'm holding JNUG and NUGT for longer than the recommended few days/weeks and there's nothing you can do to stop me

I'm tempted to short oil, do you guys think it will go lower?

>>18721510
Okay, does this mean I should make a cringe reply and screenshot it in all the threads?

>>18721499
Pretty sure it will happen after I take my gains. Slightly below 295

>>18721524
Everyone needs to remember this quarter was only partially impacted by shut downs. Next quarter is when shit gets real.

EVERYONE shut the FUCK up.

how the FUCK do i prepare for winter during the summer, before the second wave? GIVE ME IDEAS FUCKERS RIGHT NOW I NEED IT

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>>18721564
If you want to

Hey bros when should i buy UCO, or i guess a better question is when does the contango or w/e go away

>>18721548
Wait a month, then yes.

I dislike this picture.

>>18721570
Buy everything you wished you had now, but in Summer.

any of you niggers buy into IBIO?

printer go brrrrrrrrr
cunny go up
bears go fuck themselves

this is the new paradigm whether you like it or not

Analyzing the structure of the company a bit and comparing it to the previous quarter, revenue from healthcare accounts 17.86% of sales, operating incomes from healthcare represents 22.55% and the margin on healthcare was 28.1%. Did a little digging on annual report, healthcare seemed to grow over the year.

Some of the other areas were highly impacted by the pandemic but this quarter the damage should be contained to March and only in some countries since they didn't all went into full lockdown.

Looking at the graph, there seems to be two gaps wanting to be filled - 163$ and 180$. The latter seems a bit crazy unless they completely smash earnings but the first should give some price-action if earnings are above expections.

OKE, RTX, RDS.B am I gonna make it bros?

>>18721570
>second wave
Retard. >>>/cvg/

>>18721602
Pedophilia is wrong. I sincerely hope you develop moral integrity someday.

God is there for those who realize their mistakes and wish to make up for them.

>>18721570
Winter is 8 months away from now
How much preparing do you need?

>>18721499
Not anymore. Fed is literally buying anything and everything to prop up markets at all costs. Loss of purchasing power over the next 5-10 years is certain, but NUMBER GO UP is also certain. Sorry to burst your bubble bobos but the lows are in, the market is rigged

>>18721598
Why summer?

>>18721602
I hate bobos. Them getting short sqeezed is the reason we don't have cheapies. fuck bobos

you can't be so stupid to expect the market to crash twice for the same reason

Why does no one ever want to tocuh my peepee?

>>18721597
>was literally one of the best episodes

>Bulls laughing at bears
>Bears capitulating
Market will be red tomorrow and bears will fomo again. Weak bulls will sell and the Market will continue crabbing sideways on a slightly upward trend. Such is the way.

>>18721640
You haven't made it yet

>>18721621
wasn't Mary like 14yo when the God himself impregnated her?

>>18721647
I don't even know if it's from a tv show or not. It just looks so annoyingly dumb

Once FAANG presents shit earnings we dump

>>18721499
>VIX means shit until it doesn't
>MAs mean shit until they don't
>volume means shit until.... well... no vulume means shit period as price is determined by the last trade and it literally could only be one

>>18721624
You know they stopped buying... right? I sold everything before close.

>>18721655

>>18721640
Get over here and start sucking my cock you fucking phaggit fuck.

>>18721673
They are generally reliable

>>18721659
this desu

>>18721621
Get help schizo.

USO might be a guaranteed loser over the next few days as they roll their holdings into future contracts.

http://www.uscfinvestments.com/documents/united-states-oil-fund-8-k-20200427.pdf

>>18721659
So is the radditer you’re replying to.

>>18721662
What if they beat though, and oil starts rising though?? We moon, we mars, we Pluto, we alpha centauri, we fucking ANDROMEDA.

Gov in my state just said everyone needs to wear a mask next week. How the fuck is that even legal?

coof coof

YES OR NO

>>18721499
>100 day and 50 day MA signalling a sell off
Pardon? SPX crossed above its 50 on Friday and stayed above it today. The 100 is up at 3023. No cross. No interaction. No signal. You, anon, are full of shit.
>vix double topped in 2008
Also incorrect. It set a high of 96 and hit a lower high on the back end at 80. Not a double top. More of a head n' shoulders if you wanna get in to the lingo.

>>18721687
...until they aren't.
ftfy

imagine missing out on 30% from the bottom because you fell for the jew chink flu meme, I don't know if I could look myself in the mirror being such a pathetic retard

>>18721703
Why would oil start rising?

NRZ safe to buy yet?

>>18721557
I played that game today, I wasn't satisfied with the performance.

>>18721659
yeah but you're not allowed to notice that

Why am I still paying $3 for a gallon of gas? Should I haggle with the cashier and inform her about what is happening in the oil market? Will she give me a discount maybe?

>stocks gap up 3% a day every day
>bobos fuming mad
>mumu's planning their summer vacations

>>18721709
been that way in CT for the last week. when reading the order carefully it's obvious that it's not enforceable and just provides an excuse to bust up gatherings.

>>18721709
its not tell your faggot gov to fuck off and balance the budget not play mommy

>>18721716
based ballgirl beating off the liars

>weeb pedophiles all hate God and religion
stay seething. When you stop, there are arms open.

>>18721756
State taxes + delivery/process costs

It's 1.50 in texas and I think our state tax is 20 or 30 cents

>>18721602
Ballerina stuff. In Highschool my sister had a book I stole for a while with a few pictures.
RTX 65$ still a good buy?

>>18721730
People start realizing that the Chinese virus is just a hyped up flu. Look at Orange County CA this weekend, nobody gave a fuck

>>18721756
Can you buy a barrel from some supplier and put it in your backyard?

>>18721756

Because you live in a blue state it's really that simple. Nothing is more striking red vs blue than gas prices

>>18721778
>RTX 65$ still a good buy?
no just wait for the next correction soon

>>18721756
probably because your state has $1.50 tax on gas

>>18721713

I'm starting to reconsider

>>18721711
Anon got corona? hang in there bud, think about all the gains you are getting right now. Next time you cough, ask yourself..."isn't this worth all the cheapies I was able to pick up?"

>>18721796
probably only a 99.9999% chance he recovers

F

>>18721730
Speculators. There's no shortage of people who see a stock or commodity going down and think "if I buy, it'll go up, surely"

Hence, dead cat bounces and the like. Some guy pissed away 760k trying to buy oil and turned it into 1k.

In a race to the bottom, there's people thinking it's already bottomed and on a race to the top. Anyone who tells you any other reason for oil going up is straight up lying.

>>18721777
Yeah but do you think if I showed her a chart of USO or oil futures from last week she would take the price down to $2.50 for me?

>>18721806
i wish this virus was as bad as it was hyped up to be, what a missed opportunity

Im calling the official all time oil bottom right here as well

next stop, $148 a barrel in 2024

>>18721779
That's true but Coronavirus being a hyped up flu doesn't change the fact that storage is full and demand is simply not there. They can't close wells and cuts have not even begun yet.
Even if everything opened tomorrow there's no reason for oil to be above $20 for another 2 months.

>>18721659
I'm not condoning it or nothing but considering how uh quick girls develop now and how they dress if some 16 year old girl was dressed as a lot of girls do now and looked like a lot of girls do now can you really blame the guy for fucking her if they both wanted it?.

Gonna have to close NAT here, this is too much of a gift.

>>18721792
Probably, but gas was cheaper a few years ago and I don’t think they’ve raised the gas tax recently. Maybe they have though, just bundled it with other tax increases so we wouldn’t notice

>>18721838
kek, they raise the gas tax every year man, hell they raise every tax every year if you live in a hard blue state

>>18721810
Speculation is what caused the price to go negative.
>In a race to the bottom, there's people thinking it's already bottomed and on a race to the top. Anyone who tells you any other reason for oil going up is straight up lying.
That's not how contracts work. There are simply no buyers anymore.

>>18721711
There’s only one measure we can take with a 100% response rate.

>>18721828
>absolute glut of oil to the point where oil companies are being paid to store it at the docks on their ships
>oil is essentially an organized operation by OPEC who controls the supply and does whatever they want

it's an absolute shit show. To invest in oil is a bad idea.

>>18721845
I am in the bluest of blue. Bluer than commiefornia

give me the deep scoop on Jim Simons from rentech

>>18721860
Canada?

>>18721828
nice try Venezuela

>>18721816
It was never the virus it was the capacity of the system and its ability to deal with a disease that had a substantial rate of transmission.

The collapse was the people in the financial sector that know companies can't handle a missed quarter without turning to shit. This still exists. Next will be overbought companies with PE ratios that are off the fucking charts and debt/equity that looks absolutely retarded. I'm going to try and gleefully remind everyone that the vast majority of the uptrend of the S&P and NDX is from a small handful of companies, while the vast majority are sat at the bottom.

>>18721851
60% of companies are going under, no finance ever for the forseable future, tons of green retards....yep there is going to be no investment in oil. So guess what, someday these morons will wake up and realize we don't have enough when SA and Russia decide to play hardball, and oil will go to $500 probably. Then you will see a fucking real depression. With oil at $10 I think it's almost impossible to get a real long term depression energy is just too cheap

I have absolutely no idea how the 100+ P/E is justified on AMD.

>b-b-but Amazon did it too!

There's a difference between a company making a market and one trying to weasel its way into an established one with several entrenched competitors. Google was 'the' search engine, Amazon was 'the' eCommerce platform, AMD is 'a' chip manufacturer. Earnings +2,000% would require stealing market share that doesn't have a reason to change.

>>18721711
coof in to your armpit, elbow, or crotch pls. for safety.

>>18721864
>poach smart people from all fields
>have them build a ML driven trading algorithm
>run trading bot since 1992
>fund gets 70%~ returns on year average

>>18721883
B-but trump said low energy = bad high energy = good?

>>18721860
certain blue states are requiring gas stations to sell more expensive specialty blends of gas that are supposedly more environmentally friendly, that's also a big reason you are probably seeing higher gas prices than the rest of us, and those prices aren't going to go down until the refinery has sold their existing stock of your states blend.

Thinking of throwing some bones towards UAL tmrw before earnings call on the 30th even though I swore I would stay away from travel related industries until the end of fall at least.

>>18721895
>BioAnal
lol

>>18721892
AMD and Intel are the only two competitors in their space. If intel goes down (as it is now, with or without lagging stocks), AMD necessarily rises meteorically, and vice versa. I think AMD at 100 is justified just on account that the 100 will turn into 20 before you know it from simple earning increases.

>>18721900
only because its gonna fuck up junk market which would be OK on its own, but with this shit going on it just wasn't needed. All of those shale plays were refinanced in 2016 with junk bonds

>>18721905
>earnings call

Losses call.

>>18721461
your fagtarded

I’m having trouble breathing, should I drink disinfectant yet?

>>18721947
yes

>>18721776
mary was 13

>>18721286
It's obviously a complete fabrication.
Even by putting anything that coughed even once in their lives into the count, it still doesn't top the annual flu.

>>18721499
They are prepping for Wednesday/Thursday. That's when SP500 gets smashed.

>>18721925
everything else is priced in in this fuckass market, why can't my move be?

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>Saudi Arabia randomly taking a $500m stake in Live Nation over the past month

this week is going to be killer. Do or die time

>>18721936
Remember SARs, it just dissapeared eventually in the summer.

I don't know if its funny, or scary, but, everyone is buying Amazon stock, because they think of it as an e-commerce retailer. However, the profit margins for its ecommerce are low, and this is not really where they make their money. If their earnings report does not meet expectations, we can all expect a big after hours dump thursday night, and a lot of retail investors will be freaking out on friday morning. Amazons earnings report could be the catalyst for the next big dump.

>>18721967
look man if you buy it will crash and if you sell it will moon, we priced you in before you joined

>>18721966
looking forward to it

>>18721777
FUCKING STONKFAG STEALING DIGITS FROM LINK

>>18721979
That's why I put my money in IP (the main provider of amazon boxes) weeks ago. It's mooning on hopes that amazon reports good numbers and truthfully, it's a lot safer than amazon since it doesn't have these margin issues.

>>18722001
Crypto memes suck and are worthless.
Schiff is right. Get fucked

>>18721731
No.
>>18721757
Keep fantasizing or better yet, start scaling back.

Also FUCK TRIPFAGS

ATHX

Buy Call?

So guys, if I buy 10k in and wait for the gentle uptick I need to hit a $60 win, and I pull out everything but my winnings, do I get nailed for capital gains or..?

AMD earnings tomorrow. Can't fucking wait.

>>18721461
Duuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr, what is a hemisphere?

>>18721836
Schwab was erroring out and not sending my order through at 7:58. Looks like I'm holding this hot potato overnight, based.

>>18721894
no coof on the cunny
no cunny-tamination

>>18721979
I'm hoping they say "investment year" because I HATE myself for thinking it would dip back to 1650 like it did last year.

It's also that it's now working its way into peoples hearts and homes by acting as a lifeline. It's racking up subscription users for long term gains, and its innoculating itself from political fallout by endearing itself to Americans.

>>18722015
>Schiff is right
schiff is running an obvious scam by selling semiprecious shitrocks like silver to poors.

Well I am still 75% cash and put the last of what I wanted into the market. I am riding these highs, as artificial as I feel they are.
Jesus, it sucks to be a FA or DDfag. Feels like the entire market is just mass TA.

>>18722044
I shorted it. Only one of us will survive, brother.

>>18722046
Moron doomer

So how high is NAT gonna go. Lots of people are saying it can easily hit double digits be next week. Also fuck me for not keeping the shares I had bought last week.

Will FRO be the next tanker stock to pump hard?

>>18722083
> pointing out that seasons happen at different times of year according to Northern or Southern hemisphere makes you a doomer.

Kindly kill yourself.

>>18721979

anecdotal but there's an amazon warehouse less than a mile from me and it is so busy it looks like they are hiring randos in their cars to deliver. I think they will do good but they might also be legit capped at capacity. FFS I bought some cookie cutters of all things on amazon three weeks ago and it's gonna take another week to get here.

>>18721555
Bro I SHOULD have invested in NUGT back in April first.
Anyway how do you fuckers figure out what to invest in?

>>18722077
YOUR SHORTS ONLY MAKE MY STOCK STRONGER

My uncle works at AMD and he says that chink Lisa Su cooked the books like Luckin — she fled the country just an hour ago. Many such cases. Sad!

>>18722108
When did SARS die out moron?

NXE, based?

>>18721979
Did Amazon sales really increase that much in Q1? Lots of delays, logistics all fucked up and I'm suspecting most of the consumer goods bought in late Feb/March were done at traditional b&m.

I was just riding my bike when a junkie jaywalked across the street directly in my path. I would have crashed into him had I not come to an abrupt stop and flipped over to avoid him. The junkie started cackling and jumping around. After I composed myself, he started pestering me for money, but I was flustered and didn't have any cash to give him. Upon closer inspection the junkie was uncouth and looked as if he would pull a knife on me. I tried to ride away, but my chain was unaligned, so he insisted that he could fix it. After a moment of hesitation I allowed him to. I thanked him and then slowly stepped back before riding away. Incidentally, my bike is brand new, not even a week old, and it took some slight damage, but nothing too serious. I will probably have to go to the bike shop to fix one of the gear shifters on my bike's handle. Fucking junkies.

>>18721976
where did you see this?

I think Visa and SYY should go to a new high fairly easy

>>18722033
no, you don't owe any short term capital gains taxes in that scenario but you will still need to report the transaction when doing your taxes.

>>18721582
No.

>>18722101
Tankers are gonna dump. I had a limit sell for SALT at 30 that went off 20 mins ago lmao. I had it in there as a meme. This shit doomping soon.

how do i get into the drug selling business?

>>18722207
Just arb on dnm

>>18722128
It's probably not too late to get in anon, I expect it to move even higher as gold rises in price and oil tanks more. I went all in on it because I liked the way the ETFs responded to market uncertainty in summer 2016 and thought we'd be seeing more of the same this year.

imagine thinking the line is going to go down

>>18722189
Why do you think they will dump?

Reminder

Only plebbit incel faggots purchase tvix.

>>18722222
based quintposter

AMD target price : about tree fiddy.

>>18722223
I don't think it will go higher my man.

People on here tried convincing me to drop DVAX. Up 18% today....feels good

>>18721461
Ahaha you went full retard. Never go full retard.

Anyone got a decent primer on debt markets?

Ever since that video by Magic Nerd Rudy I’ve been getting real curious. Now I’m listening to a JPMorgan trader talk about how he’s traded the crash and since, and I’m really really interested?

Are there people short corporate debt? So does it get manipulated or squeezed?

>>18722159
Holy shit do I need to read weighlifting thicc elves? Looks like quality For not being danberu.

>>18722176
SYY just rockets up every day since you recommended it. It went up like 8% the next morning at that was just too hot for me to touch! I bought back one of my V’s though. It’s lower than when I sold so meh. All time highs is still a ways away.

>>18722143
why are you lying? mad because you didnt buy into this 100 dollar train?

>>18722266
Based
And you know I’m checking those full house digits.

>>18722352
I want to coom on that belly

>>18722288
We'll see. /smg/ told me that the market would never crash from corona to begin with, so far I'm ahead of the curve. At any rate I took profits so even if I crash with no survivors I'll come out on top.

>>18722362
Im interested in their earnings report may 7

>>18722319
SARs is a coronavirus and it died in the summer.

>>18722327
>Are there people short corporate debt? So does it get manipulated or squeezed?
yes and yes, the fed will buy if they need to. but if you want to short corp debt anyways i'd short $HYG or $JNK, $LQD if you think things are going to get really bad.

>>18722362
nice 0.73% dividend you have there

>>18722398
I’m more interested in buying dips and I suspect there’s more opportunities for that right now in credit than stock. And the stock market dips on quality names keep getting bought right back up.

I would only want to short on a company or sector basis. Like specific energy plays.

>>18722362
ALLY dropped hard when they announced theirs. Good luck RTX bros.

Bros....
MY PUTS...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>18722382
>even if I crash with no survivors I'll come out on top.
where's those SQQQldiers?

>>18722445
can you take out a loan or borrow money to double down on the puts?

>>18722421
t. literal retard. It's 2.9% (still low as shit though).

>>18722450
I ducked out and put that cash into RTX a while ago.

Just bought a GNC Buy Call

Fed has made bonds worthless and likely the bond market will be trash for years and years.
I hate that the stock market is the only good investment option to beat inflation.

>>18721407
yikes... cringe

What sector do you think is still at a discount P/E wise and prone for a bounce back growth and why? Finance, Defense, Minerals, Airlines, Oil, etc.?

>>18722508
All sectors are moving up or down together. The only possible exceptions seem to be oil/energy and tech.

>>18722508

everything recovered since the marcch crash

your "investing" in a fully priced in market. Do you think there is some good news or innovations that the general market is unaware of?

>>18722528
>being this retarded

anons I'm looking into COP and came across this gem, this is some management I can get behind

>>18721206
BnR

>>18722567
What about Cleveland Cliffs CEO who basically said to analyst to commit suicide for tanking their share price on false data.

>>18721299
But I opened an AMD call this morning

>>18722549
>circling a few exceptions among entire sectors which in turn are only a sample of the sectors themselves
Thank you for proving my point?
Everything hit lows at nearly the same point and now is rising at the same rate with SOME exceptions.

>>18721396
SAUCE

>>18722596
lmao, the trump effect

>>18722567
That's pretty fucking based, I love COP now.

still stacking my tvix, we havent seen nothing yet. think about the problem and economy logically for a minute. the moment you truthfully think through about how things will go is the moment you will hop right on back to the bear train

>>18722604
Those are earnings reports. Sectors are retarded and broken. Read Amazons: CATALOG & MAIL ORDER HOUSES.

Also note that it falls under SERVICES, the majority being somewhere between -15% to -30% YTD. I'll give you the outlier is HEALTHCARE, in which case you're correct.

>>18722567
Nice.

>>18722637
I think there should be another dip or the stock market is just a slot machine. But I doubt you will get huge drops again. If anything it'd be a slow bleed over a long period of time. 2008's "crash" and recovery took nearly 3 years.

>>18722616
get a hold of yourself man

>>18722602
what the hell were you thinking

>>18722637
>think about the problem and economy logically for a minute. the moment you truthfully think through about how things will go is the moment you will hop right on back to the bear train
whoa i'm convinced

>>18721960
God says ephe is fine, pedo is not.

>>18722567
Extremely bullish

>>18722476
Anon why are you trying so hard to burn 5 dollars?

>>18722740
so i should cancel?

>>18722749
Better question is why did you buy?

>national debt is growing by one trillion a month
Thanks Trunp

>>18722753
i dunno i have like 50 bucks and i dont know what options to buy

>>18722672
ok here is something to consider that i havent seen mentioned yet even in the news. there has never been a vaccine created for any coronavirus family. people have been trying since SARS 20 years ago, and even before that. all this speculation that shit will be back to normal by next year when the vaccine is released...all these stupid meme biopharm stocks 3,000 percenting because "they are working on a vaccine". no vaccine means no return to normal. continued shelter in place means nobody is getting sick which means no herd immunity and you are just prolonging the pandemic because the minute people go "back to normal" the outbreaks will flare up again.

do you guys see a problem yet? honestly i feel like im taking crazy pills because retards in media refuse to acknowledge this. fauci and birx are full of shit. leaders of the world are lying to your faces on an unprecedented scale in order to maintain civility and avoid chaos and panic from the masses. people are dumb, but they arent that dumb. you cant fool them with the same bullshit lies 1 year from now. they will wise up to the problem

any good youtoube channels or news sites for summaries/quick daily analysis for stocks? I'm mostly focused on defense, tech, and a few financial/ I can't keep up with all this shit

>>18722705
Well he’s not wrong mr NPC bear

>>18722705
>-NPC

i guess you didnt take the minute to think for yourself about the problem.

>>18722764
imagine being so careless and pathetic

>>18721911
I take it Boeing and Airbus are the next up 2000% then.

>>18722764
brk.a 250,000p 7/19

>>18722782
>i guess you didnt take the minute to think for yourself about the problem.
when you make low IQ "if you think about it i'm right" posts you deserve to be mocked, retard.

>>18722761
Not defending trump but the Dems would rather it go up 10x. His fuckup was listening to dem dr’s wanting their 15 minutes to last 18 months

>>18722770
they will just stop reporting and everyone will go back to not giving a shit

the hysteria is Chink economic warfare

>>18722792
cuck

Oil futures under $12 again.

>>18722764
Whatever you're paying is roughly, very roughly, your chance of profit based on what the market has concluded. Point is, don't just buy to buy because you're probably going to just end up wasting money. Also a lot of the options you linked have no buyers.

>>18722761
I think you mean "Thanks China".

>Cramer created a COVID "index"
>It's basically everything I own and everything I want to buy.

OH FUCK FUCK FUCK
THAT CAN'T BE GOOD OH NOOOOOOO


https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/27/jim-cramer-mad-covid-19-index-of-stocks-to-invest-in-this-tricky-environment.html

>TFW DXCM will never ever EVER drop enough to be buyable

>>18722697
>this time will be different

>>18722764
>i have like 50 bucks and i dont know what options to buy
What? Don't do that. Save up for the next time you have $50, and if a dip happens before then, buy that fucking dip. Save and buy and build something, don't be a lotto ticket loser.

Should I switch to Ameritrade from Robinhood when I start swing trading?

>>18722803
Hopefully asap good fucking lord this has been dumb

one... nothing wrong with me....

>tfw there is no logic or reason behind anything
>tfw you have to trust in destiny
I see hope. What about you anons?

>>18722811
then wtf am i supposed to do.

What animal are you, when you know the market should not be fucking reaching ATHs, but you made 30% gains and are peacing the fuck out, but ready for the next fake return to normal? But you also aren't willing to fuck with clown market enough to short or buy puts?

If you buy something and already think of when to sell you're doing it wrong

>>18722835

>>18722838
Buy something you actually think will go up/down based on X, Y, and Z. Gambling is fun, but at least have an idea behind your gambling.

>>18721375
Kek

>>18722848
>having an exit plan is wrong

>>18722853


Well than imma max out on my GRPN cuz yahoo and others are saying its a good buy

Also RIOT might break soon so yea

>>18722835
I'm gonna try to get in touch with my Guardian Genius and see if it can help me with financial gain.

>>18721189
That number is really nothing. Considering how many people on earth. That number again confirms it’s just a flu

>>18722869
Here's another piece of wisdom I like to think about anytime I get anxious and want to just buy something to buy something. God speed anon
>A fool and his money are soon parted

>>18722770
The virus is being used as a very convenient excuse by many companies that were doing lousy ever before this started. Boeing probably the most of all.
Interest rates being lowered back to zero again is just bad for the economy long term. We are already bloated with companies that just never make money and endlessly cycle handouts or easy credit for perpetuity. It makes so many sectors stagnant as they inflate their "earnings" numbers with clever accounting to "match" their stock price.
Overleveraged debt is going to bite some day. The fact that so many small (not surprising) and large firms were on the verge of collapse by being shutdown for a month is just scary. The Fed will have to keep opening the easy credit tap forever.
I don't like that. It means that the smart play is either remain in cash, and get crushed by inflation, or enter into stocks which are already wildly random compared to any underlying economic indicators.
I am more worried about Japanification of the economy than I am this virus.

>>18722846

>>18722881
this, 200K die from farting too hard.
This hysteria is a chink power play

>>18722838
Good stocks are random number generators with an upward bias. Remove money when RNG average rolls high. Buy when RNG average rolls low. That is it. If anyone tries to tell you they know why a stock is 50 dollars at 10am and 55 dollars at 4pm, then they are bullshitting you. The correct mentality is that it's all horseshit, money isn't real an dyou will literally never call the bottom or top, so catch the knife and buy the dip.

>>18722835
Just invert the logic.

yikes oil

>>18722362
you're in for a dip. div is to prevent a selloff

>>18722891
We have been exposed to the weakness of efficiency. Best MPG in a car is at highway speeds. Having to slam the brakes at highway speeds is scary as fuck.

Should I buy into a bitcoin ETF?

>>18722937
Crypto is basically zoomer/millenial Big Ball lotto at this point. Expect to see these retards dumping their welfare checks into the nearest BTC Kiosk at Walgreens by 2025.

As long as it's possible for things to be worse, anything that happens is better, beating expectations and being bullish. It's fundamentally impossible for stocks to go down now

>>18722934
It's to alleviate the selloff. Will be a good entry.

>>18722869
just something anecdotal you could maybe look into but lately I personally haven't used groupon because the discounts aren't actually discounts compared to just buying things directly from the original sellers. the platform is basically irrelevant for me. if others have the same sentiment, they will lose all their users very soon, or if any competition comes around they will get destroyed. maybe hold and sell if they go back to $2, but be doubtful of them returning to $3+

What's the best brokerage for swing trading? Ameritrade?

>>18721206
NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T THEY HAVE NOT BEEN ALIVE FOR MORE THAN 16 CYCLES AROUND THE SUN NOOOOO

How will 3M do tomorrow?
Surely it will go up because of the virus.

All this Crabbing because they're just stalling for time while they decide whether to memory hole corona, leverage to gain more control or start a war.

>>18722974
the icontract is at 1.50 (what i have)

ok bros I'm starting to get scared, I thought we were rebounding from the scare already but it seems to be crabbing. realistically, is there any chance it'll go down?

>>18722770
I have the exact same feeling. The future is dark as fuck.

>>18722975
Merrill Edge

>>18722994
also allowing fat cats to exit the scheme with their profits before the crash

>>18722975
most of us on here use swingtrade for that

>>18721647
>WE WUZ VACCUMS N SHIIT

>>18722835
I don't have much hope at this point, but I somehow still have faith the market will return to sanity before long.

>>18722935
>We have been exposed to the weakness of efficiency
What efficiency? Even as late as last year 13% of all publicly traded companies in developed nations couldn't cover their interest payments (https://www.forbes.com/sites/johnmauldin/2019/04/10/the-fed-created-an-economy-of-zombies-and-unicorns/#7aa67cfc1831).). Easy credit, if anything, sets this inefficiency in stone. Money going into pits from which it will never escape. And now with all of these bailouts it rewards these companies that abused easy credit but that made lousy financial decisions. It's actually punished companies that played it safe or who made their debt not junk.
"Capitalism without the threat of bankruptcy is like Catholicism without Hell."

>>18722975
that's what i use for short term gambling as the thinkorswim platform is very good. etrade for longer term account.

>>18721602
All the bulls on /biz/ right now are pedophile kikes. Keep exposing yourselves dumbasses

>>18722637

hate to say it but this is the truth. the lockdown panic is ending, but the economic impacts are only beginning corona is priced in, state budgets & pension plans which are always one dip away from insolvency is not

this is going to be the financial event, not corporate debt. McConnell has already shit on blue states and told them to declare bankruptcy. as retarded as blue states are this was a bad move

Okay futures are red, how long does /biz think it lasts? I give it 19 minutes.

25 bucks, wut do?

>mfw daily tanker rates go to $750,000

>>18722778
Ummm excuse me miss, would you mind if I borrowed that shirt?

>>18721396
Loli and SS don’t have to be mutually exclusive. Both are truly for men of exquisite taste.

>>18722891
>The Fed will have to keep opening the easy credit tap forever.
that's what happens when you apply welfare principles to capitalism and don't let the weak companies go bankrupt.

Also, bankruptcy usually does not equate to the company no longer functioning.
>Japanification
Japan's state is the result of American string pulling

>>18722934
it'll dip but the line will rise again

>>18722891
You forget there is an out. Bitcoin.

>>18721835
Stop watching so much porn you god damn degenerate nigger

>>18723030
7/11
2 Monsters, your choice of colors
3 hot dogs or whatever is available
1 bag of corn nuts
Keep the change for next time.

>>18722961
>It's fundamentally impossible for stocks to go down now
haha, only thing holding them up is the pumps.

>>18722789
That literally doesn't make any sense anon-coon. Please anon, think before posting.

>>18723052
ok

>>18722994
yeah, it's literally a fucking frozen zombie. SPX Volume is low and been getting lower

>>18722770
This. My honest opinion is that even if this thing has a 1-45% kill rate (concentrated among old and sick), we should have taken the hit, and troopered on. 1-4% is fucking chump shit, we are overdue for way fucking worse than this in terms of our species success. We shouldn't counted ourselves lucky, took it as a lesson to be more prepared and moved forward. Instead we shut the world down for 1% of people with a foot already in the grave and irrevocably fucked fucked generations for decades to come. Our shit response is to run a 30 trail of UBI lite.

Millenials are now a fully still born generation. We have fucked them again and again and made them into wage pigs in order to bank roll boomers and welfare recipients. We are basically asking them to chin up and carry the working world while plotting the next way to basically remove their future and sell it off to the highest bidder. They could swing either way, new hippie generation or full on 4th reich. We've fucked them to the core and they have no hope.

>>18721495
> Buy stocks
Why? For voting?

>>18721535
Sunny is green or red?

>>18722815
Virtually the entire list is garbage now and was only good last month. Also virtually everything on the list is the most obvious shit ever. Only restaurants and retail make sense, and they're already starting, for the most part, to be a bit too high to be worth it anymore.

>>18721495
I was just considering buying into an index fund.

Beyond not "owning" anything, why shouldn't I

>>18723081
Trump will not allow volume to get low dipshit

>>18723020
Proving my point. Running a company that way is like taking a family 4 door family sedan and flooring it down hill with no plan to slow down. Eventually you will reach speeds the car was never deigned for. It will reach peak efficiency once it is airborne and tumbling through the air, it will be operating at peak efficiency, as it flys off a fucking cliff. In fact it will not even need gas at that point.

>>18723162
lol, go look at the chart

>>18723116
Everyone was concerned at the increase of hospitalizations pushing patients out and forcing triage instead of normative care due to the high velocity of spread, which has at least been demonstrated as true on paper. That means normal folks in for a heart attack, concussion, car crash, and etc... Might not get treated due to CoV patients holding down staff and space, or CoV patients being tossed out for regular patients. Comprendo? The media were the ones to suggest it was big scary mega-deadly germ.

Also, Millennial here, I'm fine. So are most of my friends. Stop being a fag.

>>18721570
Guns & ammo, gold, food, water, medicine, hygiene articles (yes, lots of TP), coffee, whiskey, chocolate, candy, weed and bitcoin. I would say santitizing equipment and masks if you can find them, but prolly too late.

>>18722974
groupon has been outed as a useless middleman since like 10 years ago. you can always buy shit cheaper direct without groupon. groupon has no exclusive deals so there is no justification for its existence anymore. it only came about as boomers were getting into facebook and made it easy to share deals with other boomers on facebook postings

>>18722987
i doubt. their masks sales are obviously through the roof and they basically have a monopoly on the market but they dont make more than like 4% of their income from masks. the vast majoirty of their profits come from sales of other shit which nobody is buying due to economy shutdown. stuff like office supplies, fire alarms, etc etc

Next bred
>>18723171
>>18723171
>>18723171

>>18721621
goddamn that is a sexy baby. I would fuck the shit out of it

>>18722827
why would you short banks when they are getting trillions in bailouts?

>>18721624
So your theory is that Jerome is out to save you, rather than the big money that need you to buy into the dead cat “recovery” to unload their bags?

>>18721639
> you can't be so stupid to expect the market to crash twice for the same reason
Of course not, just like the market can’t be so stupid as to try for a recovery rally in the middle of a pandemic.

>>18723210
i'm surprised there was never a run on tampons

>>18722001
Degenerate linker just rope yourself

>>18723003
its because we are prolonging the misery. either pull the bandaid off fast or just leave it on.


obviously we cant leave the bandaid on because if the economy stays shut down everyone dies and revolts into armed anarchy and chaos. if we rip off the bandaid quickly, let the virus burn itself out, we will lose a lot of people but probably people that would have been killed by the virus either way eventually.

what we are doing now is slowly lifting the bandaid, which is inflicting maximum pain and putting us stuck into nomans land. we are half in the economy half out. the virus is somewhat contained, but only temporarily, as long as our quarantine orders remain. if we keep playing stop and go with the economy its going to do a shit ton more permanent damage than if we just get it over with now. think about it. every day that goes by on a shutdown, companies are forced to eat debt and eventually will either require government bailout or will fail. this shit is unsustainable, anyone with a brain can figure that out. you cant have the government piping money to prop up the economy forever. we will never reach herd immunity and therefore eradicate the virus if we keep doing this half ass "some shit open, some shit not" approach. but the expert liars on tv are doctors, not economists. all they care about is saving every life. which is admirable but not realistic. but the thing is politicians cant come out and say this because its political suicide. so they have to smile and play along, playing the role of concerned parent and telling us we need to stay at home for our own good. meanwhile the world implodes because we just keep racking up debt while not producing jack shit.

and people are going to realize this in a few months or a year, at which point we will have wasted all that time and money on doing something we should have just done from the start

>>18723015
kek

>>18723279
That's wrong. Corporations with substantial buyback programs using leverage were bailed out. Banks are just getting shafted right now. It's probably the least recovered sector, everyone is speculating on serious injury from defaults and deferred payment plans necessitated through this shutdown.

>>18723028
exactly. you are going to see a domino effect of businesses and debtors not able to pay creditors. so it will fall on the government to either eat the debt and bail them out, or let the debt bubble pop. either one is going to cause painful problems for the economy. every month that goes by with 0 GDP is another nail in the coffin. no income means no payment to creditors. and the lasting effects of corona arent priced in because everyone is on cloud delusion where they think a vaccine will bring about normal consumerism habits. the reality check of fearful psychology, consumers with empty discretionary spending pockets, and zero vaccine have not been priced in yet!

>>18722445
False flagging kike. You think we are dumb?

>>18722778
HI KIKE HOW IS THE WEATHER IN ISRAEL TODAY?

>>18723016
How fucking stupid are you? Jesus Christ I didn’t know how many delusional newbies post in /smg

>>18722891

So you want the benefit of a stable currency without inflation, and no volatility? Physical gold my friend!