/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17830983
*coughs on u*

GG NO RE MARKET

> muh FUD
> muh flu
> my liberal media
repo market
pension crisis
housing bubble
insolvent international banks
insolvent local governments
subprime auto loans
record household debt
record credit card debt
gig economy
ten years of ZIRP
they never fixed the bubble
they just made it bigger
from the ashes a new world will be born
out of the ruins
born of fire

>>17831179
you no not want get in cough match with me

>>17831398
*sneezes into ur mouth directly*

>>17830983
Source on pic now

>>17831448
some things are best left unknown,the market died not an anime grill...

grate her flesh

>>17830983 (embed) (embed)
dumbass anime poster doesn't even know how to make the thread right

>>17831494
They are analogous desu.
OPs pic is actually some pretty deep commentary.

>>17831606
r u still holding 3x ETFs after Friday or did you bail?

>>17831494
reply with sauce or the market gets it

When will /biz/ mods realize this board was meant for the stock market, not crypto trash?

>>17831819
I sold because Spy went back over the band and bought some YUM
Euro market should be good for a long tommrow

FUCK TRIPFAGS

>>17831920
Never. There used to be actual business discussion here. About jobs, industry, and the economy. Now it's coins, people throwing EBT money at terrible garbage and 1 stocks thread.

>>17831891

>>17831920
I'm laughing at how wrong crypto retards were.
It was supposed to be a stable standalone currency. One little recession comes along and it follows the stock market into a plunge.

How high is SQQQ gonna go tomorrow?

>>17832104
it actually crazy tho one aspect that crypto volume spiking like mad here. it do have it place as financial vehicle.

other thing (it not super crypto) but it look like banks.... might actually... be using XRP for settlement O_O

>>17832103
No, NO! Bobo, what are you doing?! Inject the cash!

>>17832115
$10 after the market pumps

>>17832154
My shortsell mistress has returned!
How the hell do I get in on this dump to offset my losses. Can I get into a foreign broker to buy some inverse S&P before US hours?

Thinking of using this violatile market as a trial run to day trade. Based on how well I do I might make moves to eventually quit and do day trading fulltime.

>>17832154
>but it look like banks.... might actually... be using XRP for settlement O_O

>>17832623
Just remember to keep some VERY FUCKING TIGHT risk management, I guess. One shitty candle and your asshole's getting blown out.

>>17832661
I originally was going to make a bot to help me with risk management, but there's no time like the present to test out all the shit I learned.

>>17832690
A bot might not be required, really. Just make sure to get out fast if things go a few ticks wrong, depending on your PRT and account size.

>>17832661
This. Have exit plans, don't get too greedy, learn to set alerts, etc.

>>17832722
Yeah. I know one of the rookie mistakes is to hold, or even buy in more, and hope it'll get better.

Someone explain what is happening. Will the NYC lockdown order help Trumps economy?

Fed is printing money and futures already at their negative limit...

I think they're going to shut down the markets, just fucking close them.

>>17832593
Forex only option
Maybe long JPY

>>17832661
>>17832759
Absolutely these. Set your upper/lower limits for your gains/losses, and exit without questioning when it's time. Monitor market fluctuations as actively as your schedule permits, set alerts, and protect your capital and gains while you have them, as opposed to getting greedy.

>>17832939
this absolutely cannot happen
it would cause so many types of runs on so many different financial institutions.

markets need stay open no matter what

Reminder it's quad-witching day this week

Bought SQQQ on friday
Should I buy more tomorrow?

>>17833079
explain that to me like I'm retarded (Which I'm not denying)

Yo bros I work at grocery store am I fucked? I've gotten so much OT this past week I am making a lot more money than usual.all the college's in my state have closed so we lost like 30 employees. There's no bread on the shelves lol, were out of butter and a bunch of other shit. Am spooked

Markets are 50/50 going to be closed all week. Gonna be kek

>>17833018
Why?

>>17830983
screencapping so many delusional bears for next week

>>17833018
It can happen.

The people at control aren't on the shorts sides. Keep that in mind.

Know what i'm wearing tomorrow.

I'm going in on some OTM puts on NFLX at bell. Another anon pointed it out earlier, 80x earnings going into a market crash? Not good.

>>17833124
You’ve got one of the only jobs they’re hiring for.
If I had some goddamned masks I might go back to being a stock boy.

>>17833113
A day when the expiration for market index futures, market index options, stock options and stock futures all coincide. If you thought the past weeks were volatile then better strap in

>>17832325
I would legit drop every single dollar I have into it if it went that low tomorrow

Coronavirus causing a panic and food starting to disappear off the store shelves really puts things into perspective.
Fat girls are an investment worth their weight in gold. When you can't find food and they turn the heat off you are going to be happy that you have a hefty tubbo gf.

I'm just gonna call it now

Market will be completely closed at least 4 days this week, high chance of 5.

Airline stock has dropped like a stone this past month. Now would be the best time to buy right? Boeing alone fell over 50% this month.

>>17833148
>still have hope after the futures halted
See you tomorrow.

why are futures still frozen?

>>17830983
haha wouldn't it be gross if she like after she died the strangler chick fondled her dead body lmao ewww like if she forcibly scissored a corpse haha gross

unless...

>>17831368
ONE MORE TIME FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

>>17833128
>>17832939
>>17833018
>>17833195

>>17833181
Food is actually not in short supply.

Toilet paper and hand sanitizer however, is.

Remember

>>17833201
Because they're done for the night after hitting 5% limit down.

>>17833193
buy incrementally, but yes, buy but not in large quantities, because it will keep going lower, and a company as big as boeing isn't going to fail overnight.

>>17833217
I'm just seeing it happening. I don't agree with it.

>>17833201
They’d remain frozen even if up 100%
There’s no way to track the market until it opens.

>>17833193
>he thinks Boeing will go back up

>>17833193
lol boeing is going bankrupt

>>17833233
it will take a few years, but it will once this virus recedes and vaccines bring air travel back to normal levels, and the 737 Max is eventually fixed. It will take a while, but it's always a long game.

>>17833233
haha he peepee in pants

>>17832104
it's always been used as a vehicle for speculation rather than a currency

>ASX

>>17833245
Bailouts for sure

>>17833254
The vaccine will be fast tracked by the FDA so it will be available for Fall 2020

>>17833233
>>17833245
Boeing is too involved in the military industrial complex to fail right now.

Why are liberal shits blaming Trunmp for this? Gonna be hilarious watching the market recover, hit 30 k and Trump win 35 states. GOP will regaun the house as well

>>17833225
Not how it works retard

Buy Snapchat for consumers

Buy Zoom for businesses

>>17833245
Impossible. Boeing is too important for America to let it die. They will get bailed out like a bank.

>>17833223
Shelves are empty in my neck of the woods.

>>17833283
>buy
>now
ngmi

what do you guys think the odds are market is closed by wednesday this week?

>>17833193

I'm really tempted to buy Boeing myself man I don't know what to do

>>17833175
I never got this argument. Shouldn't this be reflected in the GEX? I wasn't the last time.

The CNBC pundits are scared shitless right now, they want to close down all markets so nobody can sell

Repost. LVS put holders ATTENTION.

I just did some somewhat rough (albeit in depth by some standards) analysis of the LVS company. It is currently PRICED IN for a 5 month loss at 75% loss of income per month. 4 months would have been about 52.2$ for share price. I almost bought puts on it until I realized where it's at currently. It can go down, or up obviously, but I like having numbers help determine investment options so keep your options at your own risk. Depending on how it goes after the 4-5 months is something I am too tired (worked about 17+ hrs today) to visit. But I just want to let you know. I'm assuming a 15-20% loss of income after the 5 or 6 month loss @ ~75%, though it may just taper. The big issue here is consumer spending going down. Check out their 10K it is quite revealing. Lots of hotel stocks plateaued last year and I'm supposing one reasons was a plateau of income growth. LVS is actually a pretty *decent* company compared to MAR or HLT (on of them has like a 16.1 debt to equity or something). But LVS isn't entirely hospitality. Anywho good luck.

>>17833275
>got rid of the protections that would have prevented another 2008 crash
>cut funding for services that would have helped contain the outbreak
>dragged ass for 8 weeks while pretending the virus was no big deal, waited until it was a national emergency to start any sort of preparation (after it was too late)
He didn't invent the virus, but he is making it much worse than it needed to be.

>>17832939
>I think they're going to shut down the markets,
Nope.

>>17833307
I'll say this, I said when it was at 300 that we'd see it under 200 soon and anons called me retarded. Then I told myself I'd buy calls at 175, and when I did it opened at 165. The bottom is out on that thing, I'm not touching it.

>>17833306
0, they don't just close.

>>17833333
God I can't wait to watch Cramer

>>17833274
Lol thats what I said about US energy security with shale.

But no one is doing anything about us being raped by camel dicks and atm a retarded child prince is crashing the global economy over a boast he made against Putin.
There has not been a single bailout announcement, and the fact MbS continues to draw breath while he's rounding up friends of the glowies for brutal torture, let alone has seen zero pressure from the government to call it quits, is baffling.

https://youtu.be/fEzqndjwwIA

Thread theme.

>>17833181
she will eat you and you will die in excruciating pain
tubbos are a big mistake at a time like this

>>17833333
Whoah pents of truth.
It's getting shut down.

>>17833275
He's not fully responsible, but he knew exactly what was going on based on campaign promises. Then went in and became full economy cheerleader. So he took credit for the bubble and he's going to be perfect to blame it crashes.

He was a real fucking idiot about it and conservatives cheered along the whole time. Despite crying about debt a few years ago.

>>17833306
Not at all. Short bans haven’t been mentioned at all yet and we wouldn’t get a market closing before a short ban.

>>17833344
Bullshit those are all such biased narratives.

Post your SQQQ positions

before you ask if you should buy it tomorrow: no, its gonna be mooned at open. wait until it dips due to some shallow "good" news.

>>17833304
They are the only companies benefitting from this social distancing

>>17833333
Not gonna happen. Cry me a river. Of money.

>>17833352
They close if enough safeties are triggered

>>17833358
>PRINT IT!!!

>>17833377
real question is should i sell at open or hold?

>>17833306
>>17833333
Unamerican as all fuck. This is America, we're open for business.

>>17833333
Fuck them all to hell. We've lived 10 years without fear or doubt. Analysts and investment media have heedlessly done the same thing for 10 years without respect to the fact that the market comes back to reality every 6 to 10 years. They went in over their head, probably leveraged, with no back up plan, without taking profits. They deserve to lose. To scream "shut down the markets" is the death knell of a bunch of idiots that thought they were invincible.

>>17833377
200 SQQQ
200 SPXU
20 TVIX
And a bunch of puts.

>>17833386
prob sell. It's rare for a stock to tank then tank even more during the day.

>>17833306
Pretty high chance of a Level 3 and halting for one day.

>>17833333
Checked but we aren't closing it

>>17833370
The only idiot is you when it comes pumping back and he wins his next term. Seethe harder

>>17833333
Checked.

If Faber is saying that, it’s a real possibility. I wouldn’t have believed it...

Shit I really want it FOMO into SQQQ now...

>>17833358
Me too! He already said “I told ya so” and he didn’t scream it, but he did say “they know nothing”

He’s been warning about corona for over a month, and the administration hasn’t done shit. I thought he had their ear but I guess they ignored him until it may be too late.

We squandered our time.

>>17833347
Damn look at that. I remember when traders refused completely to let it drop to 300, assuming the max would definitely be approved sooner or later.

PLACE YOUR BETS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
HOW BIG WILL WE DROP?
5%?
10%?
15%?
FULL BREAKER OF 20%????????

>>17833333
This may happen, good way to punish short sellers w/o banning it altogether.
Possibly waiting for 3/20

>>17833333
Is it legal to kill these people if I eat them afterward? Asking for a friend.

>>17833333
Holy fuck
Are they going to fuck me??

>>17833333
I can't handle all this boomer asshurt

Soon my beautiful flowers will bloom.

p.s. Schwab sucks and calculates pnl from open to close even though I bought this shit at 3:55pm

>>17833417
It will end in a green day.

>spend $1000 on DIS FDs last week
>they reach $7000 on thursday evening
>decide to hold, absolutely certain they’ll close the parks
>they do
>DIS only goes up friday
>expire worthless

I’m literally going to kill myself. At least I still have a LYV $37.50 for 3/20. I deposited another $1000 since I got paid Friday, strongly tempted to either buy puts on Spain or some sort of luxury store like clothing or furniture since they’re definitely next to close

Apologize.

>>17833417
The only bet that results in real money.
Up 10%

>>17833435
wut

those numbers are apocalyptic

>>17833447
lol

>>17833333
Checked. I also hope I get to see Cramer cry again.

Also the fact that these people are even suggesting halting the market shows how deeply, irrevocably retarded they are.

>>17833417
If dubs 20%

>>17833477
oh fugggg

>>17833449
I'm sorry your such a failure and think the viral outbreak is a failure of capitalism. Keep being retarded while Venezuela goes on.

Just a reminder the money that the Fed loans to banks get repaid back

>>17833477
nice dubs

>>17833370
Stop taking the bait.

Either they’re in the trump cult, or they’re trolling the crap out of you. Either way, or worth it.

>>17833373
No, man. We had, like, several US Department of Coronavirus Containment Services offices that Blumpf ordered closed. You know: the US DCCS. NPR talked about it all day.

>>17833447
>not taking profits
the true /smg/ way

>>17833477
CHECK EM

>>17833460
Schwab calculates those numbers as if you had held them since open, even if you were to buy something at 3:59

>>17833460
Yeah it’s not hitting $80 but the value of way OTM puts will go up because of hedging etc, they cost a dollar each

>>17833477
Wew

>>17833447
> Sold my 3/20 80 DIS puts at 4.43 ea for like a 330% gain
Exited that position for now. Going harder at NFLX puts at bell.

>>17833476
If we shut down markets for 2 weeks we're going to hit that 20% breaker before lunch on the next Monday. The money wants to flow in one direction, you can let it flow or explode in your face. Every day that has lost more than 5% on the S&P so far are days that followed a rally based on some kind of government intervention or political news.

>>17833494
Yeah because it was ineffective, outdated, and a waste.

I just want some general clarity: Can I end up owing money on a put, the same way one can on a short?

Fuck am I buying SPXU calls

>>17833497
>still posting friday the 13th bear memes even though it was +9%

>>17833413
It's not bouncing back for a while. Even if he gets second term.

>>17833342
BUY PUTS ON CASINOS:
LVS
MLCO
WYNN
MGM
CZR

this is bear country now

>>17833333
>not even down 20% from a recent (euphoric) all time high
>SHUT IT DOWN
Fucking kikes, I swear...

>>17833333
>H-how can people twade when they kids are home from skoo?

Fuck you

>>17833532
no

>>17833476
>>17833385
>>17833358
Cramer has been saying this isn’t over and hasn’t bottomed. Someone called in and asked if they should pull forward their 401k for the whole year and he said no, 2-3 months maximum.

He’s been saying what’s going to happen when someone important in government gets it...

I hate that you guys are making me white knight Cramer, but he’s one of the only people in the media who’s been shouting about this.

>>17833532
Buying a put? Your max loss is the premium you pay.

reminder

>>17833532
No, the seller of a put assumes all downside risk, your only possible cost is the premium you paid at purchase.

I just wanted to make money.

buy the dip

>>17833416
Didn't Trump close off travel to China in January?

Doesn't that count as "doing shit"?

>>17833532
nope. margin is only for the upside

>>17833532
No but if you bought that put using food stamps like i do you will starve

>>17833566
Post your positions anon I’m curious

>>17833377
If you haven't already bought in is it too late to do so? Is the expectation that the market drops at open?

>>17833543
Kek even with all the shit going on his cultists will still get him elected you seething retard. Look at how Bernie's ass hole caved in, in front of Bloomberg.

>>17833508
What’s the best way to ensure I get the puts i want at open? I was too distressed Friday to realize I should get them on sale before it’s too late. Enter $0.01 higher than the ask price? Obviously I shouldn’t just go with the strike right?

>>17833588
Lol

>>17833377
I just put in a buy limit for 23. Should be a low enough price to not get too fucked.

>>17833333
HAHAHAHAHA

Fucking 1% coping is glorious!

>>17833577
my grocery store is out of dip so I can't buy anything and now I'm going to starve

>>17833595
Bernie was getting pretty aggressive with Old Joe tonight on the stage

>>17833580
No orange man bad!

>>17833560
He had a show like a week ago in which he said buy because of his stupid oscillator. Someone called in a few days before the crash, saying he was 80% cash and Cramer told him he needed to buy and that that was way too much cash. Take anything Cramer says with a spoonful of salt

>>17833484
>Out break is caused by unregulated meat markets on the streets of china.
>Not the fault of capitalism

>Bat flu causing massive speculative bubble to crash because real capital development in the economy is stagnating.

>Literal eternal handshake between fed and capital causing hyper inflation

You guys are basically just in denial at this point.

>>17833523

>>17833544
THIS! MGM just closed all their vegas hotels and casinos starting immediately

If the markets were too close and reopen in 2 weeks what do you think would happen? Crash on reopened or what?

>>17833364
vorefags fuck off
wholesome tubbos only

>>17833377
175 shares of SQQQ, bought at 22, bought 100 more at 24. Held it despite it hitting $31.50
Could have made two trips. Yes I am a professional retard.

SEATTLE IS CLOSED
>SEATTLE IS CLOSED
SEATTLE IS CLOSED
>SEATTLE IS CLOSED
SEATTLE IS CLOSED
>SEATTLE IS CLOSED
SEATTLE IS CLOSED
>SEATTLE IS CLOSED
SEATTLE IS CLOSED
>SEATTLE IS CLOSED
SEATTLE IS CLOSED
>SEATTLE IS CLOSED
SEATTLE IS CLOSED
>SEATTLE IS CLOSED

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/king-county-and-washington-state-to-act-on-bars-restaurants-and-gatherings/

>>17833477
mmm

holy shit this place is fast

>>17833640
So is NYC

>>17833600
Look at the bid-ask spread and try at least 85% of the ask.

>>17833631
there is no such thing as a wholesome fat person
they're all dirty people, inside and out

>Nikkei
As always Japan does things pants on head weird

>>17833640
Washington State fucked up by letting the virus into a nursing home that killed 37 of the entire 60 total deaths by Corona chan in America.
They are in deep shit.

TICK TOCK BOOMERS

>>17833611
>Bernie was getting pretty aggressive with Old Joe tonight on the stage
Wait, they're still doing "debates"? Lmao who watches this shit at this point? WOW I'm so undecided about wether I like Biden or Bernie better. I'd better watch them debate some shit.

They expect one of us in the wreckage brother

>>17833652
/smg/ as been invaded by tourists looking for gambling advice from addicts

>>17833593
yes. my guess is that itll open in the low 30s, then dip down to 27 or 28 at some point soon. Thats when you want to grab some. In the coming weeks it's going waay higher. But I am an amateur so dont take my word for it.

>>17833624
You have to be doing mental gymnastics to think having a central bank with a debt based currency is anywhere near actual capitalism. Seriously man. Grow up.

>>17833624
> Bat eats snek that has STD
> Brown person eats said bat
> Blame economic system country this all happened in doesn't even practice
Okie dokie

>>17833693
Thats what you think
3rd Circuitbreaker at 11am no trading for the rest of the day

can i trade american options as a european?

>>17833680
It's all entertainment
always was
Joe promised to make Tulsi his VP, which was nice ~

>>17833711
Not from a Jedi.

>>17833702

China is more capitalist than the United States

>>17833711
No, are you stupid?

If only you knew how bad things really are.

Thread theme

https://youtu.be/6gyF_5GBMj0

Who /NOSLEEP/ here?
Been up 2 days with 2 short 2 hour naps. I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep until tomorrow's close.

>>17833711
You can send me the money, I'll make the trades for you anon.

>>17833333
As this ever happened before?
What would the effect on the market be when it reopens?

>>17833580
“No”
He held off testing because he didn’t want the numbers of infected to rise.

When he was asked about what he wanted to do with the cruise ship that had infected passengers, he said he didn’t want to let them disembark because he “likes the numbers where they are”

He said it’s up to pence though, thank fuck it wasn’t up to him.

>>17833544
Interesting idea... but usually sin stocks to do well in times of trouble. But not during pandemics i bet!

>>17833680
Literally only Bernie could have prevented this.
It's sad that the Dictatorship of capital is willing to sink the whole ship rather than at least patch it up in the name of the eternal profit motive.

>>17833757
9/11

Decline and then recovery

>>17833689
This. I wouldn't have been here if it weren't for the crash on Friday. The upshot is that it sparked an interest in investing in general. I've been reading and learning about investing in general all weekend instead of throwing money up on TD and randomly buying and selling shit that I don't understand. I've learned enough to know that I don't know nearly enough to do any investing or trading seriously for a while.

>>17833667
Tubbos are soft and cuddly so they are wholesome by default

>>17833708
I can dig it.

>>17833754
I haven't slept in 3 days.

>>17833673
there is a BOJ meeting going on as we speak
also ASX near -8% wew

>>17833757
9/11

>everyone ITT is like "post your positions"
nigga y'all are on a fucking phone app. shut the fuck up. you ain't some fucking cut throat investor in a corner office.

>>17833729
>everything_I_don't_like_is_capitalism.sas7bdat

>>17833079
What does that mean for the markets?

>>17833477
if trips market closures will ensue

>>17833721
Did he specify which woman?!??

I forgot to watch, what happened?
are we gonna have to price in a socialist pres again?

>>17833770
ANYONE ELSE WOULD HAVE STARTED TESTING PEOPLE EARLIER.

He was still pretending things were fine when Italy was exploding. Herman fuckkng Cain would’ve done better.

>>17833741
>tfw it's become dead silent in my area for 3 days now
>flights stopped after the oval office address
>cases starting to multiply twice a day

>>17833739
Sometimes, yes. But I can buy American stocks as a European so why is it such a stupid question to ask if I can trade American options?

>>17833797
Nigger.

>>17833797
Tips trilby

>>17833764
Las Vegas is closing down, along with casinos around the world. So yea, they are fucked.

>>17833417
>FULL BREAKER OF 20%????????
No way. Too much interest in cheapies. Underlying feel with all of this on the market is people are ready to go whenever everybody else seems like they're ready to go. So we play chicken and sell down down down until the cheapies get too tasty pass up. Should be red tomorrow and maybe even another level 1 circuit breaker in the morning but I think 20% is very unlikely.

pic related wound up in my animu folder somehow. i'm going to leave it in there,.

>>17833393
this desu.

>>17833817
A friend of mines posted a pic of his dorm's parking lot and it was EMPTY

I've got to go to work tomorrow.
Probably going to get coronavirus.

>bleed for me wagie
>die from me wagie

>>17833770
Even fucking Jeb would've handled this better

>>17833764
Trump is so stupid lol you know the moment the market drops 10+ they're going to shop his signature to a graph of that

>>17833270
>The vaccine will be fast tracked by the FDA so it will be available for Fall 2020
You don't understand. The 12-18 months (assuming nothing goes wrong) is the fast track.

>>17833797
people that want to see positions are usually newfags.. i dont know what it is with them wanting to see peoples positions as if it matters..

>>17833815

>>17833764
>He held off testing because he didn’t want the numbers of infected to rise.
>he said he didn’t want to let them disembark because he “likes the numbers where they are”
Neither of those things sound even remotely true. Did you get those from opinion articles that took soundbites out of context?

>>17833729
No it's not, holy shit you are retarded.

>>17833838
I have two more days of physical uni classes, Tuesday is from 10-6
wish me luck (can't skip since tests were being held those days even before this shitshow)

>>17833776
>>17833795
Thanks.
My Father passed away recently and my Mom just asked me to take care of his Roth. Getting completely out seems like the best option or am I missing anything?

>>17833504
The only thing that gives me pause is vix is getting really high

I think events will get worse but I don't know what will happen with box, and I have been rolling my options deeper at higher and higher vix

Im worried that we'll enter relatively low vix period of continued bleeding out, so if vix shoots up I'm probably gonna sell everything except maybe 10-20% and probably just wait in cash or something until vix falls, then maybe more puts on the gradual bleeding out over the next year. Not sure.

>>17833815
Only bernie could have handled it. Cope fag.

>>17833741
THE COORDINATES ON THAT IMAGE ANON
WHAT THE FUCK?

>>17833857
Basically they want to decredit another persons opinion on the direction of the market by making fun of their positions/amount of money invested/etc. As if they are some hotshot with millions at play and not some dweeb investing his autism bux and shitposting on this Chinese Bat Soup Drinking forum

>markets open for quick second
kek wonder what kind of meme magic numb ritual they preforming with this one

>>17833729
Hello, Chinese spy.

>>17833837
It already outbroke in my friend's university, now they're quarantining the grad students and kicking out the undergrads. Somehow I don't think removing undergrads when flights are getting shut down soon is a good idea.

Who is going to edit that trump signature from that pic he sent to lou the other day on the crash tomorrow

>>17833887
What coordinates? What do they imply?

>>17833888
Checked. I’m more interested in their thesis regarding their positions desu

>>17833764
Las Vegas is getting shut down, all casinos

I have some Chem Berry Diesel to trade for Toilet Paper. PM me if interested.

>>17833833
Too skinny, not gonna make it.
Go long on braphogs when food is not in stores.

>>17833741
what if people just wanted some excuse for stay in houses O_O

>>17833894
OP not lying. The god damn place is a literal dictatorship of capital. Monopoly is capitalism whether you faggots like it or not.

>>17833901
What was he smoking? I legitimately voted for him but why would he set himself up like that? They’re going to go down, we’re in the middle of a pandemic lmao

>>17833838
>I've got to go to work tomorrow.
>Probably going to get coronavirus.
I've been at work all weekend. Doing fuck all in a ghost town pretty much. It's not a close proximity to people kinda gig and the only time I get anywhere corona might live if when I pop in to the office at start and end of shift to take and leave equipment. Boss man keeps sending updates over email. Still open, sort of, for now, pending, we don't know. He has little say in the matter so it's all questions.

>>17833866
No, I listened to the interview.

>>17833925
Oh God, shouldn't you study some real economist and not some neet failed philosopher? Seriously the Chinese COMMUNIST Party is still very communist, retard

>>17833907
>I’m more interested in their thesis regarding their positions desu
same here.. hate when people keep posting a stock pick without giving a reason behind it

>>17833924
>what if people just wanted some excuse for stay in houses O_O
That feel is definitely in the air at my work. Yeah yeah we n-need to shut down for s-safety.

>>17833877
Not sure with the whole interest rate being 0 ordeal, but there are low yield Stable Value Funds for Roth IRA etc. Best thing would be to call and ask them about it, but could pull out and wait until this shit rides through.

>>17833275
>Why are liberal shits blaming Trump for this?

>deleted our pandemic response infrastructure 2 years ago
>defunded our program to detect and stop new diseases in China
>refused WHO testing kits as an intermediary measure until the CDC could develop and mass produce their own
>overrode HHS to bring back infected to California and untrained staffers running that shit end up fucking up the quarantine and causing a local outbreak
>requires all testing to go through the CDC for WEEKS
>to this day has been underselling the threat along with a host of other right wing figures so now half the country legitimately believes they should refuse to practice social distancing to own the libs
>put Pence in charge
Trump's basically been bungling his way through a checklist of how to make a pandemic as horrible as possible.

>Nikkei literally stagnated
Are Japs not going to move until US does?

>>17833922
>wh*te women
not even once

>>17833741
I saved your pic the last time you posted
Looks comfy desu

>>17833935
Because he is going to take credit for the biggest pump in history.

>>17833935
he think's he can jawbone the economy into working again.
This mix of plague and market panic is unprecedented for the US outside of the Spanish flu.
The only comparrison i could draw would be Tulipmania

>>17833971
I said it's a game of chicken.

>>17833971
I believe the BOJ meeting is still ongoing
also India just entered the JUST club

>>17833968
Thank you, I'll do that.
Take care of yourself.

>>17833971
Probably waiting for the minutes of the BOJ meeting to be released.

>>17833523
If you don't replace it with anything, that doesn't fucking matter.

>>17833965
>tfw the world ends because everybody got tired of this shit simultaneously

>>17833935
Trump was never too smart, he just had good ideas but then got greedy about taking credit for everything. He backed himself into this corner, the combination of the virus and the market implosion is just where his luck comes to an end. Either he's playing 7D chess here or he's completely fucked

>>17833970
>pandemic turns out to be a big nothing burger
>liberals look even more retarded
Honestly this will play out like 4d chess. Lefties are just too low IQ

>>17834007
i'd believe it

>>17834002
Take care of your mother as well dude, if you can do all her shopping for necessities for her and spend time with her.

>>17833959
The DEMOCRATIC peoples republic of Korea is still very democratic, retard.

Bros, I think I have coronavirus. Where should I go cough to help my puts?

>>17833970
>our program to detect and stop new diseases in China

>>17833866
I'm not sure about the holding off testing bit, but, the "I like the numbers where they are" is quite infamous.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ExWLn86Mu_g

>>17833921
my god dude if only i could.

>>17834029
Jail.

>>17834004
It was literally replaced and made more effective, you are literally hanging onto strawman talking points for liberal talking heads. At least think for yourself.

>>17834016
>pandemic turns out to be a big nothing burger
I direct your attention to Italy.

>replying to leftypol faggotry

>>17833980
Is that Seattle?

>>17834050
>It was literally replaced and made more effective
Oh? Who's in charge of pandemics on the NSC?

>>17834016
>nothing burger
>kills 1/5 90+ year olds, 1/6 80+, and 1/10 70+ people in Italy who have had it
lol
it's 4dchess alright to lose the election by wiping out the most Trump supporting demographics in the nation.

>>17834052
>Cover your ears and ignore reality with me fellow idiots!

>>17834051
"Italy a shit. Numbers fake. I trust me, myself, and I and nobody else. KAGA, lubcick."

>>17833624
"There is no food shortage and grocery stores will remain open.

"There is no food shortage and grocery stores will remain open.

"There is no food shortage and grocery stores will remain open.

"There is no food shortage and grocery stores will remain open.

>rutroh

>>17834009
yeah I tend to agree with this assessment
this one is bigger than the government can handle, they're doing their best now but they didn't do anything in January-February at all

Kim closed the border to NK on like the first week of January. That's leadership.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpWcnQGg-Bk&t=0s

If this is actually "it", it doesn't feel like Armageddon. 10-yr is down, but has been flat for the last couple of hours; the Asian markets are down, but not be a shocking amount and the Nikkei seems to be sticking to a +/- 100pt range (until the BOJ does whatever).

If tomorrow was going to be the end of the world, wouldn't things look a little more dire?

>>17833997
Didnt the meeting get moved to Monday?

We gonna get quarantined tomorrow or what?

ugh gtg so cant make next thread
but find it funny that during time of very stressed market people start accepting death and guro very easu

OP image litterally pic of someone being strangled to death and no one batted eye kek

while have been insta-banned for same OP during bull runs

>>17834038
And 38 other countries. We only left 10 such programs in place.

This is a thing that fucking happened.

>>17834079
I'm here to make fat fucking stacks while the world burns, not argue 18th century steampunk economics with raiding retards. Come back with a philosopher born after electricity.

>>17833978
It turns out the trick is keeping them well fed.

>>17834085
that's what they want you to think
they want all the food for themselves to keep their wives/gfs fat

>>17833697
Keep plugging away at that strawman. I'm sure your fellow idiots will enjoy jumping off the cliff with you

>>17834093
DOWN IN THE VALLEY WHERE A CHEMICAL SPILL
CAME FROM THE PEOPLE LIVING UP ON THE HILL

>>17834027
Who cares about the dprk when they have a fake economy. In the end the Chinese communist government owns the news, blocks the internet, and comes up with retarded economic plans with depleting yields. Please go be an obtuse retard about "It's not real communism until I try it" somewhere else. Anyone who knows even a entry level college education in economics would laugh at you.

>>17834087
Damnit, I wish I would have visited nk when I had the chance.

>>17833640
And they still want me to work at the airport lmao these rules are not logical.

>>17834087
I was wondering how the Norks were doing

>>17833697
Any capitalism that isn't debt based is just a barter economy by proxy.

>>17834096
>If tomorrow was going to be the end of the world, wouldn't things look a little more dire?

Markets should be up 10% or more

If not, the Fed failed

>>17834109
its hardly the first time you imposter

what is this the 14th, 15th one now?

>>17834121
too fat but has potential. 1 baby and she will be 250lbs

>>17834148
I expect those people with entry level college education in economics are far too busy screaming their fucking lungs out at the Fed for the upcoming inevitable Mr.BonesWildRide StockMarketEdition tomorrow to laugh at them.

>>17834096
>end of the world
for seniors maybe, though this will probably cause a recession.
it's weird, the asian markets are relatively tame except for australia, which is down -7 to -8% depending on movement, and DAX futures are down over -7%.
>>17834104
it is Monday in Japan m8

>>17834119
>Raiding

Bruh I lurk this place on the regular.
I'm just here to watch Karl Marx be confirmed in real time.

You do you bobo

>>17834096
I think we're in a boiling frog situation and honestly it feels like a death by a thousand little cuts.

>>17833757
911

Massive dump after reopening

What is this pattern called?

>>17834174
>it's weird, the asian markets are relatively tame
CCP and BoJ buying stocks

>>17834105
By the feds? Fuck no. A few mayors and governors seem to be reaching the conclusion they can no longer fuck around though.

But most are still pussies and refusing to issue mandatory quarantines.

>>17834168
Good. Fat tubbo gfs are good during depressions.

>>17834152
>Airport
GIVE US THE SCOOP ANON!
How many planes are leaving?
How many people are there?
Whats going on on the ground?!

>>17834070
What are you talking about the younger generations are definitely turning out to be more conservative. To be a rebel in a day and age of conformist queer liberal trogdolytes one has to be conservative. That's why Trump is cool and the left can't meme.

>>17834070
Expect those numbers to be higher when you factor in massive amounts of diabetes and obesity

>>17834193

>>17834096
There are highs and lows in depressions anon.
This graph is the future.

>>17834221
Sine wave

>>17834070
Trump is actually leader of suicide cult

Time has four sides

Four sides like cube

Time is a cube

>>17834183
>Karl Marx
>be confirmed
>100 years after he was last relevant
What's the Marxist position on automation?
What's the Marxist position on bots?
What's the Marxist position on ethots?
What's the Marxist position on e-commerce?
What's the Marxist position on software development?

We don't know, because he died before we invented the computer. You can ask modern "Marxists" those questions, but you can never ask the man himself. Marxism was not designed for modern society, which is fundamentally different from the last 19th century.

>>17834224
WW3 when?

>>17834118

>>17834246
What would ww3 do for oil price???

>>17834221
Dropped my bouncy ball

>>17834171
A lot of them saw this coming before you did and made money but yeah keep thinking "capitalism is failing and making empty stores" during a PANDEMIC. At least you can pretend like you are winning in your head.

Can someone who knows a bit about ETFs tell me if there are any hidden nasty surprises that could come up with holding SQQQ?

Like, let's assume the market just continues to slowly tank ass over the next couple months. Is there any reason the fund would suddenly go belly up, or some such? Or if the market really is going down down down over a long time, holding sqqq will just go up up up

>>17833879
THATS what you’re investing in now?
Vix? Up here?
>>17834214
This is a good point...
>>17834243
AAAAAAAA
TIME QUBBBBBEEEEE!!!

>>17834198
CCP always does, I just ignore mainland markets
>>17834211
I'm going to take previous voting patterns over deluded hopes m8, and as Bernie shows, younger people aren't even voting
>>17834214
well I forgot to add that was as of march 11th, and the death count has nearly doubled since so...

>>17834258
what do you think retard

>>17834206
Gross.

>>17834206

Oil at $100? Experts predict where crude could go if an Iran conflict breaks out

>>17834272
Are you really surprised the Bernouts don't come out and vote? Shitty if you think all young people are like them

>>17834096
It’s not the end of the world
But it might be the moment the US begins a decline into a third-world like shadow if itself.

We DID elect a reality TV president, that is pretty decadent.

>>17834256
>CDC to cut by 80% efforts to prevent global disease outbreak
Had to pay for those tax cuts somehow.

>>17834278
Lol. $1000 per barrel

>>17833879
Lol meanwhile I'm sitting with my puts hoping for a 55 VIX open.

>>17834296
youth turnout *in general* is down from 2016 m8
but okay
also to clarify a different point in that post it more than doubled, was at 800 deaths for the study, now at 1800 deaths in Italy as of today

>>17834206
Bones are for the dog, meat is for the man.

>>17834085
>"There is no food shortage and grocery stores will remain open.
>
>"There is no food shortage and grocery stores will remain open.
>
>"There is no food shortage and grocery stores will remain open.
>
>"There is no food shortage and grocery stores will remain open.
>


CURRENT CNN HOMEPAGE

>>17834263
It should be fine, the only issue is volatility might alter its price after hours as the manager "corrects" the difference between SQQQ price and the underlying securities, which will generally eat away gains over time.

>>17834291
>Oil 100
No, thats retarded

>>17834261
The pandemic isn't the problem. People go under during times like these. Even the main stream faggot media is saying it. No capital means no jobs means no housing means no food means no capital means no jobs means no housing.......

The bat flu was just the catalyst for the underlying economic issues we have in this economy. Mainly that we have been jerking each-other off over a speculative bubble for the last 70years

>>17834206
https://xhamster.com/videos/mal-and-sister-val-malloy-9776459

bros.....

>>17834315
That's manufacturers. Meaning they are concerned about getting raw materials for their products. That's minimum a month away before it would start to impact retail.

>>17833970
>deleted our pandemic response infrastructure 2 years ago
It got merged into the CDC, you mongrel.
>defunded our program to detect and stop new diseases in China
That was never a thing. How fucking misinformed are you?

Half of the things you're complaining about didn't happen and the other parts are you just your own whining and negative biases.

>>17834279
>food is gone off store shelves
>fat girls become skinny
>skinny girls starve
I tried to warn you.

>>17834243
It doesn't matter because none of that is relevant to his economic theories that are being confirmed in real time.

Capitalism and innovation are at odds with one another. You can't have an economy that is propped up on a house of cards. Labor creates value not faggots on wallstreet sniffing cocaine.

Damn the BOJ is taking forever announce something already are we bearish or bullkuks

>>17834303
The CDC was never cut because the bill that would have cut it was never passed, you retard.

>The 3 big indices are limit down on the futures market
>Expecting another limit down at open
>Fed decided to just set the fucking money printer to wumbo
>The US bonds have hardly flinched in reaction to the fed decision, relative to what I saw a fucking week ago when it flew up in price 7% overnight
>FTSE 100 is sitting pretty at just -1.85% down
This is bullshit. The fucking world's burning, but there aren't any nice windows for viewing it.

>>17834315
>concern
>possible
Oh look it's fucking nothing
The stock market would be way higher than it is without you dumb shitsmears.

fucking kek
https://twitter.com/WDWNT/status/1239351087741702145

yes that's just where I'll go with a virus sweeping the nation

>>17834321
Oh Jesus that has nothing to do with economics and everything to do with monetary policy you dumb embarrassing fuck. By the way, Marx was pro having a centralized private bank like the Fed, it's actually in the Communist manifesto for the 10 planks of communism
>inb4 you go back into denial of your little commie fantasy land.

>>17834353
Lol landwhale

>>17834221
its called carrying capacity in systems n controls analysis

>>17834370
Lol, we in the front row, anon.

>>17834324
>>17834324

>>17834341
>That was never a thing

>Four years after the United States pledged to help the world fight infectious-disease epidemics such as Ebola, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is dramatically downsizing its epidemic prevention activities in 39 out of 49 countries because money is running out, U.S. government officials said.

>The CDC programs, part of a global health security initiative, train front-line workers in outbreak detection and work to strengthen laboratory and emergency response systems in countries where disease risks are greatest. The goal is to stop future outbreaks at their source.

>How misinformed are you

Also taking our pandemic response infrastructure off the god damn NSC isn't making it better. It's sidelining it.

They gonna shut this market down. Lets go CNBC. Get trump on it.

>>17834362
I agree with you but nobody else in this thread will. What this entire board is about is largely anti-productive in the grand scheme of things.

>>17834390
>
Hopefully all the dumb people are dead after all this

>>17834365
>The CDC was never cut because the bill that would have cut it was never passed, you retard.
I didn't say the CDC was cut.

See
>>17834412

>>17834353

>>17834392
>It has nothing do with economics.

Massive brainlet.

>>17834412
That pandemic response was meant to monitor 3rd world countries for emerging threats.

It would have done zero for an outbreak out of China.

>>17834390
normies just want a distraction from it all

>>17834421
Fuck off faggot

>>17834315
CNN wasn't even right about those kids, why would you trust their obvious bias and slant? It's going to be difficult to meet demand when a single ass hole buys 2500 hand sanitizers, water bottles, and face masks to scalp them.

>>17834442
It's happening.

Shut it down for a week, for pandemic prevention.

>>17834440
>It would have done zero for an outbreak out of China.
ONE OF THE THIRTY NINE COUNTRIES CUT WAS CHINA YOU FUCKING BABOON

>>17834439
>doesn't know the difference between studying monetary policy versus market economics

>>17834390
with any luck we will start seeing dead senators soon!

>>17834457
The niggers on CNBC already said even if the floor closes it can all be done electronically

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/fund/enfr

Brehs...

>>17834412
In what universe would China allow American agents to conduct pandemic response procedures outside of embassies?
Literally what are you talking about? China knew about the virus since NOVEMBER and they covered it up until February.
The US had to close off travel with China in January because we knew they were fucking lying to us.
Literally what would have changed, exactly? I want to hear what god damn stupid explanation you have.

>>17833970
Hey this is what the maga faggots wanted.
Shouldn't they be celebrating?

>>17834480

Any predictions for tomorrow? I have 6 puts on SPY.

>>17834487
>In what universe would China allow American agents to conduct pandemic response procedures outside of embassies?
In this one until fucking early 2018.

>>17834486
>>17834390
???

Red day tomorrow bois

Hope you're ALL IN SQQQ

This is from 2014
>2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4

>>17834487
No, dude, you're not getting it. The world is gonna end unless you pay half of your income in taxes so that "we" can have mo money fo dem programs in every third world shithole they can find.

>>17834510
lots. of. cheapies

>>17834390
Thank god. Streets in my city are empty, was worried this would blow over too quickly.

Alright bobos, what price are you exiting sqqq at?

>>17834511
Trusting China is how we got into this mess in the first place.
If you believe a word that comes out of the CCP's fetid hole by now I feel bad for you.

>>17834520
I kind want to double down on puts but I tried that on Friday morning and got rekt lol. If I buy a new put at market open it's either gonna make me tons of money or fully rek me if the market goes up

>>17834530
It's always a hundred times cheaper to deal with a problem there than here. That's why Trump's making refugees wait in Mexico.

newnewnewnew

>>17834551

>>17834551

>>17834551

>>17834551

>>17834551

>>17834363
I have puts on Japan so I hope this tanks

>>17834509
What kinda faggot thinks that bitch is fat? That's hour glass. Her stomach is almost completely flat withe oversized boobs and ass. There's no way it's natural.

Asian markets still not in freefall but definitely on the low side for tonight, Korea now lowest it's been today. I'm curious where ASX closes, they've got about 20 minutes left

>>17834520
Got some SOXS, too. Sorry, SOXLbro.

>>17834546
>Trusting China is how we got into this mess in the first place.
Well, no, not being South Korea is how we got into this mess. There were only a few dozen confirmed cases when China published the full genome on this thing. We had time and we fucking squandered it.

And you should never trust China.

Holy fuck tomorrow is going to be epic. I literally cannot sleep.

>>17834531
breaker tomorrow after a 7% drop, then pace at 8-9% drop till close

>>17834578
Based

>>17834053
Exit data literally says it’s next door to the pentagon lmao

>>17834564
Where in walmart america do you live where that isn't fat?

>>17834547
In this environment, you're posta buy your puts at the end of a green day.

>>17834509
>smoothbrained

>>17834510
If these trends continue....

>>17834607
>Having big boobs and hips is fat even with tiny stomach
Either gay or pedo

>>17834588
Omfg dude you are so fucking naive. There have been Chinese doctors who and Journalists coming out talking about how the Chinese government silenced them. You really are dumb and will be shocked once this is all over and a massive documentary gets made about this shit. No matter how you spin it, China dropped the ball. I don't get why retards try to defend China when they are incompetent selfish ass holes.

>>17834520
Oh I am. Question is what price do I sell

>>17834520
>SQQQ
TZA or SRTY are the patrician choice, Russell 2000 are smaller, cash-poor businesses that will suffer greater from the pandemic and receive less government largesse

>>17834210
Been on pto for the week, but here their flier. Last week it was just wash your hands bro it's a cold. They also had a woman say she had it and then let her and the entire plane go because she then said she didn't have it after the police and fire questioned her.

>>17834995
I wonder if they basically pressed her to change her mind, so they didn’t have to deal with a hassle they’re completely unprepared for.