/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51447804
thanks liz, trouble is that today, as ever, i worked from home doing absolutely nothing and I consider the wage I draw from the public purse as restitution for the destruction of traditional values

roasties pay their taxes to pay me to do nothing because they can't keep their legs closed

that's the way it works now, every cause has its effect, deal with it

>>49731629
Thanks for playing.

or like, you can just choose not to report anything, keep your money in paper wallets and gradually cash out via multiple sets of prebought cards, crypto cards, other forms of goods like steam items and osrs gp. it's a pain in the ass but seriously, stay off major exchanges that need you to verify identity, keep to uniswap and do everything anonymously. nobody will ever fucking know random (XXX) wallet is yours and nobody will care.

just don't be a fucking idiot and use binance in the US and transfer millions around or transfer 2k USD+ into your bank account within a month directly. use your heads guys, the internet has millions of ways to sneak money around.

IM GONNA BUY AT THE OPEN DIP
HOPPING ON THE TRAIN BOYS

GUYS PLEASE FUCKING HOLD ON DONT FUCKING SELL WHATEVER YOU DO

HOLD OVERNIGHT LET PAJEETRS AND ELONS TWEET DO THE WORK- CATCH BACK WHEN ITS GOING TO THE MOON WHEN NORMIES ARE TRYING TO GET IN WHEN IT SKYROCKETS PAST FLOOR LEVEL

HOLD OVERNIGHT TOMORROW MORNING IT WILL BE GME 2.0

>>26865479
[DABS ON THE FUCKING SEC]
ELON WAS RIGHT. FUCK THE SEC

>>22220223
$22.35 ATH by end of year followed by more crabbing between 8 and 21 dollars forever until Linkylabs gets their marketing team in order. I know it's not what any of you want to hear, but really I'm just speaking the truth,

>>20016261
>Either he's too bearish because he's scared of the virus, or the market is in for pain.
remember the /smg/ slogans
>Warren Buffett is retarded
>George Soros is out of touch
>Mark Cuban is a schizo
>Jim Simons has lost it
>Carl Icahn is a /biz/let
ah and we should add
>Jim Cramer has no clue

>>19659622
Been in this since December and I'm up almost 100%. If phase 3 hits like I think it will then im golden

>>19392913
I'm making a collection of my favorite perma-bull slogans. Whether they're right or wrong doesn't matter. The statements themselves are just beyond asinine.

I get to kick back for the last 15 minutes and watch these puts I wrote expire worthless
One day I will develop a trading platform solely for trading options, with a feature that allows you to send messages to whoever you traded options with so you can shit talk them before and after expiration.

>>18713324
hi anon, nice to see you again. i swung back out of my 401(k) three weeks ago when the indexes spiked to about 2.7k, 8.3k, and 23k. I left 2025 funds alone, but removed almost everything from the 2060 funds. My checks are now going 50% cash, 15% 2025, 30% 2060, and 5% into a stock only fund. I should probably be a bit more conservative, but we'll see. I got a nice 5% of my total balance employing a little over half of my cash. Feels pretty good. Glad i did much better in there than my personal accounts.

>>18713382
kek

>>18597696
>tfw essential but find time to shitpost
>tfw actually absolutely not essential

>futures STILL red
mumu?

>>18091856
Return to normal

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDiLf0LBv2c

>>17931538
bears* not*
>>17931543
Based and retardpilled

>>17914221

>lose 25% of my throwaway fund
>Get a collapse in compensation
I come out in top either way

>some idiot old me Walmart for under market value

Just a quick reminder, communists aren't human so that means it is okay to kill them!

Lol, bulltrap is closing.

PLACE YOUR BETS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
HOW BIG WILL WE DROP?
5%?
10%?
15%?
FULL BREAKER OF 20%????????

>>16897579
Based