/biz/ - Business & Finance

first

second

when did the hentai link change?

You bought SNSS, right anon?
You paid attention to the science, and didn't get emotionally wrapped up in "muh tripfags" or some dumb shit?
Right?

Reminder to buy SOXL when it goes under 200 tomorrow

Seeing what SOXL does on open tomorrow, prob picking some up and holding until it gets around 300 again

So what's everyone going to pick up on the dip?
I'm looking at: VET, NHF, KO, INTC, AMD,CPB & APLE

>>17419547
SNSS anon, I need some help with something and I think you are in a similar boat.

Post more fake trump tweets pls. it makes me feel better

I have the worst combination of features for investing. Endless greed and hands of jello

>>17419614
at least get the greed under control

Tomorrow, boys

>>17419574
"It never hurts to help" has been my life motto since childhood thanks to Eek the Cat. If I can help, I'll do so.

>>17419614
Greed is good if you can focus it right.

>>17419633
We will be green as fuck. I can't wait for it.

started selling shit last week to unwind my positions and cash out.
Then today happens while I'm still 50k deep in shit like MSFT, ROKU, and WDC.
Fuck you, Corona-chan.

option trading is addicting, I wish I never discovered it.

>>17419641
What's behind your opinion?

>tfw I actually bought some coronacoin as a potential hedge

next up some gold

>>17419647
Same. Especially since I lose so much money doing it.

LCI might make a run for it this week.

>>17419653
>replying to tripfags
kys

It's March 20th I've been shaking, watching MSNBC all day waiting for them to tell me it's alright. The skin on my arms is bruised and bloody. Felt like a dose of morphine when I heard them say it's just a flu again today for the 60th time.

All is well. I turn off my television, the only light source in my living room, and open /smg/. "NOTHINGBURGER" I type in one final time before I check the markets.

My heart instantly flatlines as I simultaneously have a stroke and heart attack. A ticker flashes across the screen.

"Warren Buffet confirmed infected with COVID-19".

The virus contains ebola, SARS and AIDS genes, and spreads like the flu but more infectious.

But don't worry dudes, it's totally NOT a bioweapon. Buy the dip!

>>17419672
wow, chill

>>17419653
Steve Merchant and his buddy Powell are going to fix this. We're going to rebound a solid 500 points tomorrow. Just remember to wash your hands, your fresh produce, and stay out of those Asian massage parlors,

>entire market down 3%
>SPCE up 1%
>SPCE up 2% after hours
IMAGINE NOT BUYING SPCE

She got the ebola mutation

>>17419635
So I want to buy SPCE after earnings if it drops really low. The problem is I have a wash sale on it if I do. Is it worth doing and getting these new SPCE shares at a higher cost ratio, or better to wait the 30 days. I imagine you would want to buy the dip too but you already sold some at a loss.

>>17419697
Bowel obstruction?

>tfw you get killed by corona-chan before your alcoholism gets you

>>17419602

>>17419701
That depends on the following
1: your yearly income
2: The amount you intend to buy back in with, compared to that yearly income
3: The amount of confidence you have that SPCE will increase sufficiently before the end of the 2020 fiscal year to utterly mitigate that wash sale hit

Made enough money to buy a subway footlong.

https://nypost.com/2020/02/22/dont-buy-chinas-story-the-coronavirus-may-have-leaked-from-a-lab/

>And then there is this little-known fact: Some Chinese researchers are in the habit of selling their laboratory animals to street vendors after they have finished experimenting on them.

Buy the *cough*

What alcoholic drink do you prefer when trading. Cider here

>>17419733
Are you going to buy more, or are you done?

Who else here bought the dip? Please respond, this is a national survey I am conducting.

Long straddling PTON into Lockup expiry was not a good idea. Somehow share dilution reduces IV

>>17419752
Coke+captain, old fashioned, or dirty martinis. Depending on how fancy or how much of a slob I feel like that day.

>>17419771
I bought 1500$ worth of QQQ calls on Friday 600$ worth of QQQ calls today.

Why?
>because I’m retarded

>>17419752
I also drink cider but only because I do not like the taste of beer. I am 100% the character from the girl drink drunk skit.

sold my AMD in the pre-market for only $1/share profit, no regrets on that decision. sure it came up a bit to around $50 today but considering how close it came back to my entry point, it would have been irresponsible of me to hodl in the face of what happened to futures this morning.

what i do regret, is not fucking putting a stop loss or even a 2% trailing stop when it got up to $58-59 area, i mean holy shit i went from a 20% profit to 2% profit, literally an order of magnitude less profit because i just couldn't see it ever dropping so much, thinking nCoV wasn't a big deal. boy was i wrong, but at least i didn't lose any money.

back to day trading until this all blows over. might as well profit off of the volatility we're going to be dealing with for the next couple of months. no way am i holding over night any more while this bullshit is happening, holy fucking shit today was an absolute bloodbath, the whole fucking market.

>>17419688
>stay out of those Asian massage parlors,
Sigh.... do i have to?

>>17419771
I bought very small positions towards the end of the day. I'm holding a shit ton of inverse etf puts. I sold out of my inverse eft calls already.

>>17419771
Bought TSLA dip

Send me your highscores bobros

>V
oh no no no no no

Go Bowling this weekend

>>17419762
I will hold what I have since all of my last 2 week buy/sell decisions have been wrong. Time to go long with what I have, which is 125 shares of SPCE. I was already long with my 30,500 shares of SNSS. Got about 4 grand laying around in cash, not sure where to direct it, but I figure 125 shares of SPCE will be good money after a year or two.

SPCE is literally the only thing keeping me green today.
Coin flip away CNBC, is cramer gonna go bull or bear? Is Branston gonna fly or sink?

>>17419771
reallocated everything to my 4.03 sortino ratio portfolio.

>>17419771
I bought within around 1.5% of oil's low today. That's it. Rest is utilities and cash. A relief rally this week would be appreciated so i can rebalance and not be so lopsided exposed to oil.

Well that wasn't so bad. Guess I'll keep holding.

>>17419828
he's going to say if you have no cash, you may want to sell to get some. if you have some, start making a list of cheapies and nibble

>>17412577
Your OP ladies & gentlemen

>>17419808
Now hwut are you doing holding acb at a time like this???

>>17419810
meanwhile GILD is fucking killin' it today, is it too late to buy some shares of that or has the ship already sailed? better returns than GLD at least.

going to cut my losses on msft (only about $20+$20 brokerage fees) and put it in SPCE tomorrow on a dip.
wish me luck bros

>>17419850
>he thinks it's over

>>17419861
No point in selling at this point, not that much anyways

Never buying options again... as I drink the alcohol as I swore I'd never drink again

>>17419828
>not holding SNSS

>>17419810
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!?
My $195 limit order just triggered... Now Iown more V.

>>17419871
>GILD
>not REGN
pleb.

>>17419851
This is 100% correct. "If you've been sitting out this rally, if you've got a long time horizon, this may be the time to START picking up some positions. Maybe some of the drug stocks, some of the staples... how about the BASED MOTHERFUCKING KEYTRUDA KILLING IT MERCK"

>>17419828
uhhh cramer's a bear on these stocks for sure. thought the parabolic mooning of shit like SPCE, Tesla, Ballard was a sign the market needed to cool off. He does love Tesla since like November though.

>>17419752
Slivovica and or bourbon it helps the regret go down faster and steels the nerves.

>>17419901
What're your positions?

>>17419924
Let's just say I have 15K on a KO leap that's down 20% today

Either pay a dividend already or get bought by Microsoft. Do something you fucking Pajeet.

DONG DONG DONG DONG

Futures open.

>>17419901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifP7teXrBrA

>>17419876
please I beg you Mr. Bear

I urge you all to switch from swing trading (or otherwise holding overnight) to day trading during this time. I predict there will be a ton of volatility during this time, whipping up and down large amounts depending on the nCoV news.

I guess I've basically become a Crab. I think if you hold overnight for long enough, whether bear or bull you're gonna get SNIPPED. Only day traders playing both sides will ultimately be profitable. JOIN US.

>>17419940
I dumped all my KO calls Friday. You should have known.

>not posting a ticker because of "webcrawlers"

paranoia

Do you think some evil group have an algo trolling for tickers on /smg/ for nefarious means?

>>17419940
You'll be alright (maybe)

About to go all in on SDGR

>>17419827
But...what if holding is a mistake and you were supposed to sell?!

>>17419974
testing this webcrawl hypothesis

LONG TSLA
omg TSLA
LONG TSLA

>>17419991
you can only go half in

maybe

OH FUCK WE'RE FUCKING FUCKED BROS
FUUUUUUUUUCK

THIS IS NOT NOT NOT GOOD NOT GOOD!!!!!!

SHIT I SHOULD'VE CHECKED WHILE ROBINHOOD WAS STILL OPEN!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS TOO LAAAAAATE AAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17419959

>tfw no $25k
>tfw already on 90 day Pattern Day Trader probation

;_;

>>17419996
Then I will die braver than most.

Down - 2.46% today. Not bad considering this shat now. Things will rebound big time once any hint of a working cure is leaked. I'll make it back, then really make it once ONTX's news comes out.

>>17419997
eh it's pure coincidence it went up

>>17419952
MERCY BELONGS TO THE LORD

Trump has called the bottom

Green days ahead of us

>>17420027
Call them you get free outs

>>17420024
Goodness gracious calm down anon.

$intu buying credit karma easy gains

$z had a nice dip today

$sfm opening all other the country massive expansion

lets make a list of stocks that are green.. i'll start.

>LCI

>>17419771
Yoooo

>>17419920
shill me on what's going on in REGN. i only started following GILD because their drug was publicized a lot as a potential cure being pushed through quickly in China. i used how they're doing as an indicator of how nCoV is effecting the market, if they go red the market doesn't give a fuck, if they go green (like today) the market gives a fuck. and they went up a lot today so the market REALLY gives a fuck. never invested in them but figured they would be good to keep tabs on and see what stocktwits is saying about them.

futures

>>17419713
Alcohol poisoning.

Paramedics make her ingest charcoal liquid to absorb it out.

Got absolutely nothing to do with Covid19 unless this drunk British slag fucked a Chinaman.

>>17420115
Stocktwits is retarded wtf are you doing

Will it be like this all week?

>>17420055
Trump is telling us to buy the fucking dip.
Should've said earlier. I just sold some.
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/trump-investors-buy-fking-dip

>>17420027
>day trading
>can't even maintain an account balance of over $25k

honestly you shouldn't even bother trading in this case. i worked hard, saved, and sacrificed for years to come up with $30k when i started. i doubled that in my first year, so clearly it's worth the effort to save up that much via a job. also gave me years to paper trade and learn all sorts of things about how price moves in markets.

New to trading and not trying to become rich overnight so I'm willing to learn but how much money do you spend on puts and calls? You buy puts and calls by the 100s right so you potentially spend thousands on a single put or call if the stock price is higher? Not sure if I have the balls to do that yet, should I just stick with single stocks and etfs?

>>17420107
It might finally pop thanks to virus panic and their US manufacturing. And the insulin.

>>17420107
Campbell Soup

>>17420145
Considering he does insider trading with China stuff, I wonder if this is good DD..

>>17419771
Bought $10k of Amazon. It's the only tech company still inventing new shit and providing awesome customer service. I'll put a large chunk of change into that at 4% discounted pricing because seven 80+ year old wops died in Italy.

Yawn.

>>17420024
>no longer holding any positions overnight

man this is fun, im now ready with my coffee and my bowl of dank, ready to watch the show as the market crashes for a bit. wallstreetbets has been particularly fun to read since futures opened on sunday, those fucking retards.

>>17420130
Expect ups and downs. Only thing i'm confident about is moar snibs. Guaranteed not every day this week will be red.

>>17419771
bought $10k worth of S&P500. have $130k of cash/bonds left to put to work if we drop more.

>>17419635
Based and Eek!pilled

>>17419260
>it's just a flu bro!
Flu causes untold billions in loses every year, it's just priced in. Now imagine seasonal flu emerged for the first time, what would the effect on the world economy be? Good news, you don't have to imagine, you're living through it :^)

>>17420055
>>17420145
>playing checkers when he should be playing chess
Seems like a desperate shill to me. Sure its under control NOW, but the market is reacting the way it is because people are finally starting to look forward. He can tell us its fine right now, but cant say its going to be fine

Long AMD, feeling comfy.

Why don't you surrender to Him and his Fat Divvy? Just think; if you'd bought Him during the 2018 Dec mega dip you'd be in the green by a good bit and be collecting a Fat Divvy even while the China Virus does it's thing. Just sit back and laugh and stay nice and warm and protected by the Fat Divvy while the china virus runs rampant.

>>17420094
This is fucking bad dude. Darkpools haven't printed that low of a DIX or a negative GEX in AGES.

GEX Thusday was $6.3 Trillon
GEX Monday is -$0.7 Trillion

This is like... buy the dip in VIX tomorrow, and sell stocks kind of news.

>>17420115
>shill me on what's going on in REGN
no
it's a big boy biotech, that's getting pumped probably because they're working on an antiviral treatment for corona, but was selling off stupidly before because of fears of a biosimilar entering the market for Eylea, or something like that. Do some research and report back. Credit Suisse's head of biotech picked them as one of the best last year.

>>17420157
REGN

>>17420184
I bought a bunch of SCHX and V and CSCO because of standing limit orders. However...this is looking like a mistake

>>17420128
they aren't so bad on non-meme stocks like GILD that are boring and not a lot of people pay attention to. they're also good for cursory DD on a company, news that comes out about the company, etc. it's only really a problem site while the market is open, and mostly just for meme stocks (penny stocks being pumped or shit like AMD that gets day traded regularly with huge volume every day). then it's just a storm of people reacting to what price is doing in real-time.

THE STOCK MARKET DOES NOT EXIST. DO NOT LISTEN TO THESE BOTS.

>>17420150
>New to trading
>not trying to become rich overnight
>options

don't trade options you fucking retard.

El Oso Negro >>>> El Toro Dorado

>>17420150
you buy the short term out of the money puts and call options that cost like 5 cents, now the trick is to sell them before they go down so you don't lose any money, but then you ride them up to like a buck or two and get rid of them to get new ones. It's a difficult method to master, but once you do you'll be turning 5 dollars into 100 thousands of times in minutes.

>>17420300
el psy kongroo > el psy congroo

>>17420288
Alright I'll stick with day trading single stocks/etfs and holding for the long term until I get a feel for the market better

FUCK
now cramer is shilling Barrick before I can buy back in REEE

>>17420339
cute

IT'S TIEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF6IIp6YMjo

Where did SOXL shill go? Surely it will recover, yes?

>>17420339
literally just studying the shit out of indicators (watch all of no nonsense forex's videos, like literally all of them) and day trade AMD or a stock like it that is popular, well-liked, and has massive daily volume on a regular basis so it trends nicely and you can easily trade it every day by itself if you wanted. start with trading just 100 shares at a time, and don't increase that amount until you are regularly profitable day to day, week to week.

>>17420317
Alright I will screencap your advice for the future because apparently my account isn't even approved to start options trading

>tfw market opens gap down below your stop loss and you lose most your profit

I really want to buy it but FUGG that move does NOT look sustainable

BUY KO

TRUMP TWEETS CORONA UNDER CONTROL, ECONOMY LOOKING GOOD
FUTURES ROCKETING, BIG GREEN TOMORROW
>you did buy the dip, right anon?

>>17419602
But anon, this one was very real...
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1232058127740174339

>>17420416
>>17420416
KL?

Chartiests?
Looks less stretched but maybe less safe...

>>17420433
Youre fucking it up

Keep the bears asleep so they dont short it more

It shall be 2 Kings 2:23-24 all over again tommorow

>>17420433
it will be interesting to see if there actually winds up being a correlation between him tweeting that and the FED repo'ing more market share. i'd likely notice it by seeing more and longer long trades i get intraday vs. more short trades.

>>17420433
Did Trump actually save the fucking world economy with one tweet? Absolutely based.

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
YOU CAN'T EAT YOUR PORTFOLIO

Does anybody have any advice on a Long Straddle strategy?

Futties just got hammered down lmao

>>17420445
>it's canadian
OH NO NO NON O NO NO NO NO
NON MSRS PLZ

>>17420478
Kekkies I like this one
Did you make it?

>>17420494
>Did you make it?
yes desu

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1232058127740174339

reminder

>>17419697
God that charcoal shit is the worst.

>futures

OH NO N ONONONO

BUY BUY BUY

dead bat bounce starts tomorrow

>futures
market has no future Anon

>>17420503
good job!
>>17420535
>>17420517
FUG
Just kill me already mr. bear

>>17420505
does Trump literally only get responded to by soiboi liberlols? any time i see a tweet of his it seems like all of the responses are just dems crying about something.

>M-market is fine...

Hyper bear divergence formed on ELC*, BMO* turing down

It's over

*Proprietary indicators, must have >140 IQ to understand their importance

>>17420559
Yeah dude, they hate Trump so much that they put his face on butt plugs and then shove them up each others asses while they tweet.

>>17420559
Twitter only exists for the most polarizing shit.
If it doesn't make someone seethe it won't rise to the top of the pile.

>>17419573
>>17419560
>>17419572
>>17419771
>>17420388
I bought this morning and went to sleep max comfy. Iron hands will be rewarded. Pray to the gods we go below 210 tomorrow for the next buy and on and on down. This is how generational wealth is created frens

SNSS 0.95 AH!

>>17420562
What did the numbers mean, anon?

>>17420562
that looks ominous.
will a steep rate cut reverse it?

>>17419526
$YANG$
Whos $YANG-GANG HERE??
>YANG provides daily 3x leveraged exposure to
a cap-weighted index of the 50 largest Chinese
stocks traded in Hong Kong. The FINRA listed
name for YANG is Direxion Daily FTSE China
Bear 3X Shares.

>>17420445
Kirkland Lake has gremlins. It's cursed. I dunno why. Don't touch it.

>>17420107
mrns

>>17420416
Gold is going parabolic before stonks hit new ATHs

>>17419806
>>17419771
Bought Tsla dip also.

Is it worth buying more into disney?

>>17420449
The more they short the bigger the V

>>17420650
Always bet on the mouse.

>>17419771
Short GOLD and VIX, LONG OIL and SPY.

>>17420647
That's Barrick, they're a miner

>>17420644
n-nuuuu
I already BOUGHT!!!

>>17420493
They're doing fine. These bouncy bounces don't come without a struggle unless there's super bullish news to fuel a buying mania.

>>17420472
they're only up marginally. still have a blood bath in tokyo (yesterday was a holiday) and the rest of asia tonight. and europe will crack down hard.

yield pyshing dangerously low bond market going crazy in usa too. spy prolly looking to bounce a bit so longs decent spot. oil at support (resistance) will not likely push lower than 40-45 handle at max

>>17420594
Pretty risky at this point, all the semi companies are literally shut down due to the virus lmao you must be veeeery careful trading 3x leveraged ETFs short term they are only good for long trending market which we just had and looks like it may be over

>>17420458
>2 Kings 2:23-24
kek.

To the losers and the haters... Why the fuck did you not buy SNSS?

How will this look when I wake up tomorrow?

>>17420416
I'm deeeeeeeeeeep in puts on GLD and GOLD like 3 months out, I genuinely cannot wait for it to pull back.

>>17419806
Shorted TSLA 940
gl

>>17420557
>FUG
>Just kill me already mr. bear
Dead cat is your opportunity to cheese it if you're thinking more trouble yet to come.

>>17420682
Hate mining companies, but Barrick is large enough that it mostly just tracks gold

>>17420693
This.

i'm telling you, avoid holding long term positions right now. it's gonna be reaaaal fucking volatile for at least the next month due to this nCoV shit. really risky imho, don't say i didn't warn you guys. expect more crab posts in the future if i'm right, snip snap motherfucker.

>>17420679
nice nice

Anons, all I'm saying is buy MFI in the canadian stoxk market before the 28th if you want 17%-25% return on investment

>>17420478
I wish it was an actual crisis, I can't get excited about something that will cause more economic damage than human casualties. Booooooooring.

We need a new hemorrhagic fever, ebola was exciting, a shame that the megazoomers were too young to remember.

>>17420649
Yeeeee buddy

>>17420693
>you must be veeeery careful trading 3x leveraged ETFs short term they are only good for long trending market
We all take our chances but consider this. For the first 3 years of SOXL's existence it crabbed with multiple drops exceeding 70% yet pic related. I've read every argument under the sun regarding the nature of leveraged ETFs, read several prospectuses, did plenty of math and backtesting of real and simulated leveraged instruments over many decades so I understand the risks fully. When it's over I guess we'll see who's right. Either way I'll be here posting my gains or my losses however it goes. Note too that I have orders of magnitude more money than in that shrimpy little buy I posted which is part of my strategy here. As the price gets better and better I will buy more and more (yeah averaging down "OOOHHHHHH NO NO NONONO" amiright. We'll see how it goes.

>>17420772
you have it backwards, anon
you can't buy food when your money is worthless

>>17420722
How could I look at that DIX/GEX darkpool activity and think anything else?

I really DON'T want to sell shit at a loss, especially in companies that I really like. AMAT looks like pain is coming. NTDOY and SNE are japs so more pain coming. MRK is too damn cheap even if it's about to get cheaper.
And suddenly MA and V look ready to dive diver dive.

>>17420786
Get out of here! You ruin everything!!!

Buy $YANG to short China

>>17420562
Only two types of people make money in the stock market
150+ IQ brilliance, or sub 90 IQ retard. Anything in between will fail. Smart people that overestimate themselves are the first to fail

>>17420764
https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/commodities/video/maple-leaf-foods-to-build-largest-plant-based-protein-facility-in-north-america~1697955

Easy buy, they're gonna fleece those s-oy loving faggots for trillions with their plant meat.

Moderna

How do I make my money back? I’m down 18k and got 1500 left

>>17420817
>more "meat" companies
boring
bring me more mead companies, now we're talking.

>>17420679
There is a chance to make generational wealth here if we have another bloodbath tomorrow.

>>17420838

Stop trading and get a job.

There is no reason not to buy Manulife Financial right now, it's the mother of all dips and they pay sweet, sweet divvies.

>>17420844
They'll corner to s-oy meat market with a facility like that. Every estrogen burger in North America will be made in that facility.

>>17420854
If you're a leaf, short BSN Q1 2021. Don't ask me how or why, just buy puts.

Short
P
Y

Long
C
I

>>17420816
Retard here, how long until the second bunny ear?

I need that MOOMOO BULL RUN
So I can build my hucow farm
you can keep the flatties

>>17420838
Buy SNSS. Wait.

>>17420874
Lol. I remember the last time you were posting this daily. Spy rallied like crazy.

ah CHOO

bress me

>>17420816
Im retarded and know I know it so it usually works.

>>17420914
fug

>>17420798
It's not going to be that big of a deal, I'm not saying it won't have economic impact because look at today, but it's not going to devalue our currency to the point where we can't buy food lol. I hope you aren't serious.

>>17420882
SVXY is free money since they deleveraged from vixpocolypse. Buying now and buying every vix 5 point uptick is free money

>>17419526

COCP Jumped 163% today.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/cocrystal-pharma-inc-announces-license-130010285.html

>>17420838
1100% plays don't grow on trees anon
but
Watch SPY people forgot about Joe Biden if its down 2% tomorrow there will be a HUGE rally on Wednesday so buy calls and can make 1500% when he wins South Carolina
OR
roll dice on SPCE being the next TLRY buy calls and if lucky sell half to have free ride try to get 20, if it goes up to 74 you make about 2000 each on the 54calls

>>17420903
actually it was going down while i was posting it for about a week straight.. then it started to go up... what do you know.. stocks go up and down

>>17420594
We will all continue to be bad traders when we delude ourselves with sayings like "iron hands will be rewarded"

Needing iron hands at all literally means you were initially wrong, and therefore more likely to be wrong in the future as well, rather than right

>>17420874
>Long
C
U
NN
Y

>>17420882
Vix bun chart is getting very confused. It all hinges on whether January had a tiny bun or if it was just noise. Seeing VIX hit 27 is mindblowing to me, I litorally thought it would never go above 24 in years and years. Perhaps a giant bun forming? A regular bun with one really tall skinny ear? I really don't know. I'm short VIX via optioniess tho, prolly gonna actualy buy SVXY like ratty says too

>>17420882
Ok Retard, but I'm only going to tell you this once. Second bunny ear will start around an hour after open on Wednesday.

>>17420975

i drumkk as fuck andd i have to talk with the wife about all the money i lost

SEE YOU ALL OF YOU UN HELL!!!111

>>17420950
I wonder how Musk and Branson feel about NEETs using their companies as glorified roulette wheels.

>SNSS just hit 0.97 AH
You... You didn't fail to buy SNSS, did you, anon?
You are seriously running out of time to get it below $1 a share.

>>17420986
You don't lose until you sell, virgin.

>>17420985
kek that's good, i've actualy never seen it before

Hot take: low floats are going to be getting pumped more than usual throughout the continued market downturn

Find them

>>17420985
10/10

Can someone redpill me on DIX? I know what dark pools are - it's where the whales hide their volume.
I assume DIX down = institutional money pulling out?

>>17420994
sadly only 200 shares. fun to watch though.

>>17421010
Checkin my own digits here lads
>1010 digits
>10/10 post
>Replying to american psycho webm

>>17420994
I wish I could have bought more when I bought my 900@.78

>>17419828
OMFG I AM SO SALTY THAT I AM MISSING OUT ON THESE GAINS
IM JUST GONNA BUY 10 CALLS OF WHATEVER IS 90 BUCKS FUCK IT I WANT TO HURT I WANT YOUR PAIN

I WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE SPACE

>>17420976
>Needing iron hands at all literally means you were initially wrong, and therefore more likely to be wrong in the future as well, rather than right
Thinking the point of trading is being "right" or "wrong" is a much more common culprit of how
>we delude ourselves
Focus on making money since that's all that matters in trading. I believe my strategy in the long run will make more money than just about any other. And I absolutely GUARANTEE it will make more money than trying to time the market could ever possibly hope to

>>17420562
I see you https://twitter.com/lunatictrader1 . Show us how these indicators performed in 2000 or 2008

>>17420229
T doesn't move, I love it and hate it at the same time, great for any occasion

>>17421017
>>17421024
Any SNSS is better than no SNSS

>>17420988
I am pretty sure Musk has said he loves that people said on Twitter they bought Teslas with his stock or options, if it opens up the world to more types of people able to afford good cars its a net plus also nobody cares about shorts ;)

>Gold and silver literally free falling
Bought and dumped gold and silver right on the mark

>>17420707
>hey strangers on the internet, am i validated yet? My frail ego needs this!

I'm glad gold shits on people that think they can flee to it at the last minute. Very based commodity

>>17420976
You could be a TA genius or read sentiment with 100% accuracy but there will always be a degree of randomness and irrationality when dealing with human beings and money.

look out genius over here

>>17421074
I don't need validation.
I want you guys to make money.
That's it. I want to help other people make money. Your acknowledgement of my existence has so much less value than a penny of SNSS that it's ludicrous and absurd to suggest anything else is the case.

gold gapped back down, bloodbath cancelled?

>>17421071
Thank god it's dropping. It gives me a chance to fortify my portfolio with ETFs and mining stocks. This S&P dip was just the warning shot. Things will probably go worse in the following weeks.

XOP at all time lows. Someone call the bottom please. My house doesn't use solar panels yet

>>17421122
Someone sold 3 billion dollars of it.

>>17421122
LOL

>>17421143

>>17421090
Same. You never buy gold when it seems obvious to buy gold, that's exactly how you get fucked by gold.

>>17421037
I didnt imply timing the market, little brain

>>17421143
Apocalypse cancelled, go home everyone. Normal markets resume 9:30AM tomorrow.

I love how some absolute Chad just dumped his gold when everyone was panicking and running to it, absolutely beautiful.

>>17421143
>tfw gold is treated literally like a pump and dump shit coin

>>17421134
I see everyone buying back in because apparently the markets dropping 3% solved the problem with Chinese factories not working and Japan and Europe entering a recession.
This will get ugly in the coming weeks.

For tomorrow I expect a total rebound though. Everyones euphoric again and there is no crisis. Will last one, maybe two days.
Then everyone shiiting the bed again when it drops (again).

>>17421092
Then let your dog trade for you

>>17421167
Yes you did faggot. Fuck off. When bitcoin dropped from 6k to 3k in November of 2018 faggots like you were urging people to sell and many did. Then it shot back up to 14k and all of those people regretted it. Go ahead and sell everything fuckstick so I can buy it all from you. When it's over I might hire you to clean the shit off the bottom of my shoe dumbfuck

>>17420562
REEEEEEEEEEEEE I FOUND IT!!! MARKET TOP CONFIRMED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://lunatictrader.com/2018/04/05/the-art-of-calling-market-tops/

>>17421173
>some absolute Chad
Just like the Chad buying the Chinese markets or the Chad printing the USD there is an institution behind that. Which one? Who knows.

>>17421173
It was probably La Cia buying a few jets for rebel fighters.

>>17421197
Not reading beyond "yes you did"

Get a bigger brain or let your dog trade for you

DAMMIT
I forgot to buy the USD/JPY Long before the Nikkei opened
That was literally free money.

Well, whatcha gonna do. Still a great day

>>17421226
My money's long asshole. Keep on selling and throwing shade on my "iron hands". I trade every market there is and I don't go broke. When you capitulate I will buy from you. And when you FOMO back in next year I will be here to sell back to you. People like you that talk shit are nothing but tools to make me rich. Everybody else get rich with me off toilet paper handed clowns like this guy

*click*

>>17421249
I'm also not reading this. I saw you suggesting I was selling. I'm not bearish at all. You're a literal delusional moron, and that's why you're angry. Your dog should be your portfolio manager, I'm sure he is realistic about his situation in life.

>>17421249
where do those new sats come from? trading on derivatives exchanges or spot buys?

>>17421278
You're a broke clown

>>17419736
Impressive, especially considering that you’re using a platform that rapes you with HFT bots.

Should we be concerned about this? Are we at the market top right now?

Holding my bags was tough today.

>>17419727
Coca-Cola Zero is where it's at.
Diet Coke is for women.

oh fuck we're fuck. Japan just opened way the fuck down.... Selling is going to just continue tomorrrow. There is no bottom We're all going to die.... FUCK!!!!!

I hope that you all took advantage of today’s market dump and purchased yourself a nice stack of TMDX cheapies.

>>17421281
If I agree with you I'll be assisting in the growth of your poor personality, which I will later be able to take your money as a result.

I agree, you're a genius and I'm a broke clown. Keep it up Iron Man!

SOXL to 290 tommorow
TQQQ to 108 tommorow
CRMD to $9 tommorow
GUSH to $24 tommorow

Manifest Destiny

>>17421316
Oh shit, down almost 4% in 30 minutes. The Japs are absolutely fucking spooked.

Im self employed and 100k in debt

Im pulling myself out of depression and starting to get back on track.

My goal is as follows, is this reasonable?

>50 percent tax account (overshooting so I got an additional savings pot)
>30 percent daily living expenses and fun
>10 percent savings
>10 percent investment

Once I max out one savings account to the protected amoutn in the UK (about 80k) I intend to invest 20%. Or perhaps 15% investing and 5% donating to local causes.

This is all hypothetical i might never reach peak performance due to depression but does this sound OK? Id probs spend all the leftover cash from the tax account on holidays

>>17421280
I wrote a bot to take advantage of capitulating clowns like >>17421280 who think they can trade but end up just selling low and buying high. The market is so predictable a simple automated strategy can pluck money from it. No but seriously, I have a bot that trades spot on the exchanges in pic related. I take the gains and plow it into the stock market. The amount of bitcoins I keep on the exchanges far exceeds what's in the wallet and I'm thinking about pulling them too but there are monthly limits so it'll take a while
>>17421335
>which I will later be able to take your money as a result
BWAHAHHAAhahahaHAHA
Yeah li'l buddy. Come try it

>>17421336
at this rate we're not even going to have a market tomorrow.

>>17420145
>>17420055
>under control
>current CDC advice to hospitals: only test patients with severe symptoms who have recently been to China

Pick one.

Should I sell while I'm still green or just hold?

>>17420980
It hit 27 today?!
That’s gonna be on big bunbun.
I panic sold my svxy before I woke up but I def should’ve added during the day.
>>17420942
so it is written
And so shall your disciples knoweth
Unusual to hear you talking the short vix trade

>>17421349
Go Iron Man go! We're all rooting for you!

>>17421301
no need for that elc shit that is just an EMA. DJI has been printing a bearish divergence for a while now. rsi is enough to see that..
pic related i posted last august. divergence can go for a while before it tanks

>>17421364
>t. broke clown

>>17419942
They destroyed Flash, isn't that enough?

>>17421367
That's me!!

Lol

>>17421350
I can't believe it but I might actually fucking sell first thing tomorrow, that is horrific. Right now I'm down 300 but it could be over 1000 by EOW if there's a legit crash.

>>17421316
You were warned.

>>17421366
>00 crash
How ancient are you?

>>17419526
Accelerate the process!

>>17421352
This, but with EXEL, GE, ATVI, and EFTC.

How bloody will tomorrow be, /biz/?

>>17421338
I would only do this if you make more than $120k USD a year because the tax savings are worth it in that bracket and higher.
Otherwise you should spend more on paying off that debt, because at the rate you're going you will be near retirement by the time you paid it off.

>>17421316
Japan is in a recession. Short Nikkei and long USD/YEN, first thing tomorrow

Bets on DOW 25K by end of the week?

I give it a 65% chance

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY

>>17421280
>I wrote a bot to take advantage of capitulating clowns like >>17421280 who think they can trade
I didn't mean to tag you buddy. Meant that for attention seeking assmaggot @17421335

Trump suicide by March 15.

>>17421366
Our firm’s modeling had the market stagnating after Super Tuesday through Q4... then he Coronavirus shit on that today.

Should I get out completely and get into PONAX?

>>17421394
Ooooo I forgot about ATVI
Looked like that shit was really under accumulation last quarter.
>>17421403
You should know that jpy behaves a little little strangely and often rises in a risk-off market

>>17421366
wrong pic, didnt mean to post the dis call, here is the dji bear div

SNSS 0.97 after markets. so close to cracking $1.

>>17421430
Well yes, it makes sense given Emperor Hirohito outlawed leverage, inflation, and firearms in 1958.

>>17421430
The yen is a weird currency and just like the Japs themselves still feels the effects from 1990.
Still the JPY often acts like a safe haven for other Asian nations so its a bit risky from time to time, but here the US market and USD are fairly strong as Japan enters a recession and needs to print money.

I think we will be able to see 114/115 in some time.
Just my thinking. I will not bet too much on it.

>>17421422
Kek confirms happening

TRUMP WATCH YOUR BACK!!!!!

How long before Nikkei pulls the US futures red? An hour?

>>17421483
Retard

>>17421496
>implying the Japanese market crashing won't effect US markets
Retard

>>17421483
it looks like tomorrow is going to be a relief rally, driven by oversold equities across the board on the us markets

Guys, everything is going to be great

>>17421513
if by rally you mean flat, then maybe so. a lot depends on europe and the newsfeed. which seems to be suppressed right now. not a lot of updates one way or another. very strange.

>>17421174
>>17421173
>>17421155
>>17421143
>>17421122
>>17421090
>>17421071
>>17420644
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE
MY IRA IS RUINNEEDDDD!!!!!

>>17421513
That’s the most likely outcome, but it’ll depend on how bad tomorrow’s sell-off is at open.

I work with UHNW clients and they were exiting all day long and setting up sells for AH and open tomorrow... they’re either retarded (more likely), or smarter than I am.

>>17421511
>he doesn’t know about NaruhitoSama’s birthday

>>17421513
>Foreign dollars will rush in for the next 13 hours
>FOMO US buyers will join once markets open
>S&P approaches $3300
>suddenly the music stops

Why should I be scared when I have ONTX,T,KHC,KDP,KO,etc. Fuck the china shit, people will still drink the Coke and Dr Pepper, and crave the Heniz Ketchup and Mayo on the Triple Baconator burger at the wendy's.

You did buy the dip, right /biz/?

>>17421379
i can't even imagine the horror of being in a situation like that. coyotes are bad enough.

>>17421599
just yell at it lol

>>17421598
I bought the absolute top
and sold at the absolute bottom

>>17421173
chad sold gold to cover margins.
the blood continues to gush

>>17421588
wait until DOW ~700 to maximize gains

>>17421631
I think dow will be down to 20K before we are done with the correction

>>17421626
That’s even more bullish, means they know the market will recover sooner rather than later. They bet 3 billion on it.

>kdp
Yikes
>>17421598
Based futies

>>17421608
based
never believe in the boomer "buy high sell low" meme either

I know these futures are just honeydicking me... tell me why I shouldn't by SQQQ right fucking now.

>>17421675
You buy SQQQ puts dated 3-4 months out for dirt cheap, that is the true big brain move.

How smug is Mohammed el erian right now?

>>17421657
Based on fuckkng what?!

>>17421657
i'd be surprised if it got below 23 between now and september. while trump is in office sentiment will continue to be good. volatility will increase between september and november and could get very bad after the election.

>>17421657
25k at most

24k and id be astounded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__VQX2Xn7tI

Yeah, I think we are back.

>>17421599
If it's a black bear you can just shout and it will run away. If it's a grizzly you're already dead.

>>17421742
new
>>17421742
new

>>17421694
>>17421695
I am banking on Bernie scaring the absolute fuck out of the Market.

>tfw I've been holding onto cash for the last 6 months in anticipation for the recession

Bagholders get fukt

>>17421700
Jesus, that what women looked like in the past?

>>17421657
>I think dow will be down to 20K before we are done with the correction

AGREE.
I think the bottom will be 70% of the peak ---(since we are currently at 500% household vs GDP and should be closer to 350%... so 350/500=0.7)

>DOW will bottom 28k * 0.70 = ~19600
>SP5000 will bottom 3,259 * 0.70 = ~2200
Enjoy your free gains fellas

>>17421765
Karen Carpenter was mentally ill and weighed something like 85lbs when she died (at age 32)

>>17421695
>Market will fall less than in any other recession ever
Cool sorry bro

>>17421803
What timeline are you guys feeling? I think mid summer when the virus is in full swing and we are not getting good financial number as a result of the scare. Also Bernie bros will larp us into the recession wiht their batshit policies.

>>17421871
supply chains are affected until fall (if we get a grip on this sooner than later, each day/week it goes longer will affect it greater). thats your timeline.

Gold better keep going up. Stop messing around Chad.

>>17422036
Not to mention when they finally realize they have major outbreaks in most western countries (they're there already, just not identified yet) and start large scale quarantines like in Italy. How much will the markets panic when large areas start getting closed off?

SNSS Anon what will you do once it hits it's target price? Do you have another pick lined up and if so how will we know the signs?