Too close to home editionTastyWorks>Cheap options, API coming out later this yearhttps://www.tastyworks.comRobinhood>Commission free and no minimum to openhttp://www.robinhood.comInteractive Brokers>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API accesshttp://www.interactivebrokers.comTD Ameritade>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim servicehttp://www.tdameritrade.comDegiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration processhttp://www.degiro.euInstant news:https://thefly.com/index.phpEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainFree in depth charts:http://www.tradingview.comPremarket Data:http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspxhttps://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/Earnings Report Calendars:https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.htmlhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarBiopharma Catalyst Calendar:https://biopharmcatalyst.com/Pump and Dump Advertising:https://stocktwits.comS&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futuresCNBC Live:http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.htmlFox Business Live:http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.htmlBloomberg Live:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlBasic rundown on options:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Open] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Open] [Embed] [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Open] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Open] [Embed] [Embed]Suggested books:https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuCPrevious thread: >>10791276
that post wasnt even off topic >_> what the heckies
Biopharm bros ww@?
Let's go LPL AHHHHHH
SELL AMDSELL IT GOYSSELL IT ALLAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>10795872they don't like .22 bouncing around in their skulls
the FNGU dream
>>10795770>we really do live close together :OWouldn’t that mean we’re in practically the same area code? Using the same wireless service? Are you actually me? Have I been leaping as a trap short seller with cancer for the past 8 months and not known it? This is freaking me out.
>>10795901Do you make finguuu~~ noises every time it goes up a dollar?
>>10795872APOLOGIZE
>>10795910Its pronounced Fungoo
>>10795893Top kek.
NO NO NO NOSELL AMDNOOOOOOOO
>>OPRedpill me on WeBull - Is it better than RobinHood?Also, should someone new to investing even invest in the current bull run? It has to end soon. If I want to begin investing, should i just wait for the bear market to get in stocks and just do bonds till then?
>>10795959Also, I'm reading Benjamin Graham's "The Intelligent Investor" and am wondering how is "investing" in Crypto not speculative? How do you determine the value of a cryptocurrency so you know what price you're willing to pay for it?
Christ
>>10795959Bullrun for another 6 years.Bullrun forever when we go into SPESSit's been speculated that stock markets would crash if we were to ever go into space because of cheap metal commodities and shitI dare to speculate the opposite of this consensus
BULLS ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED TODAY
Fuck off BILI
>>10795894dont hate >.< .22 best she could get in Japan its miracle she even managed for kill one person >>10795915NO RAGRETS
>>10795890LPL, my man you have good taste. OLED Master race reporting in.
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN
AMAT moon mission when
>>10795999GoodFuck that commie Chink scam
>>10796017which companies give out good dividends? I was looking at ford and att
>he fell for the crash bear meme
>>10795925thats how i was pronouncing it too>>10795959>has charts>multiple timeframes toowell it already looks leagues better than RH garbage>wondering how is "investing" in Crypto not speculative?it IS speculativethe only reason anyone has ever bought crypto, other than really early on NEETs whove all cashed out, was because they thought it was going up. and for a while it did, due to being "deflationary". but now the market sentiment has been crushed and its not going up. so less and less people are buying/holding it.this will likely continue until we see liquidity problems and NEETs hanging themselves. at which point it will likely moon as the banks have all the money
>>10796018Dunno but my calls are 2 months from expiring worthless if they don't get their shit together
What are Europeans actually using to trade? Anyone have experience with etoro?
>>10795910cute ~ O.O
>>10795925It's fungeeewwww m8
>>10796018If AMAT hasn't mooned with the opening of the Samsung and TSMC gigafabs last 2 years, then it won't mood in the next few years.
>>10796023SELL TIf you want dividends the telecom companies tend to be stable.
>>10795997>VIX down 5.5%>le bullz r donethis is gonna print ATH again whether you like it or not senpairemember what bear told you yesterday. the next time you have a thought, inverse it. thus, you should buy rn
>>10795972It is speculative, people are just too retarded to realize it. The bubble is going to pop eventually.
>>10796035I use Easybourse
>>10796043No, it's Fungoo. Like Gentoo. Except stocks.
One of you 400lb hackers quick find an AMD exploit fast!
>>10796081Can't be done, Su to stronk
>tfw all those faggots told you to sell fnko and now it's at its highestFuck you lads
WOOF WOOFDogs better push harder
>>10796023T is a good stock. I tend to stick to industry leaders and limit my exposer to REITs or MLPs. Here's my portfolio all producing dividends:AAPL, DOC, GE, IBM, IP, IRM, JNJ, JPM, KO, LOW, MSFT, NOK, O, PFE, PG, T, V, VZTrying to get my average dividend rate to above 5 percent by I'm heavy on KO, and V, LOW and MSFT are too good to not to continue to contribute too. Time will be my fren tho
>>10796081impossibru, Intel already tried that FUD and it didn't werk thanks to Mommy Su doing damage controlremember this pic?actually, don't remember this picdelid from memory goy
>>10796116cabbagepatchdolls2.0but you should really pay more attention to the dollar and VIX, it's a brainlet method indicator for general pricing purposes
>>10796126>>10796081I hate saying so, but AMD deserves to ake money given how retarded Intel corporate culture and management are.
guys ive got a questionare dividends my fren?
Some well known DIVIDEND payers:OIL:RDSBPCVXXOMCOPREIT:OKIMTELECOM:TVZ
bears keep dumping into the bid and can hardly gt a few cents on SPYtheres too many buyers up here now that we printed ATH yesterday>>10796140>attention to the dollar and VIX>it's a brainlet method indicator for general pricing purposesh-heyt-thats my m-main indicator for s-short term pricing
>>10796159I've heard something like that some where before.
>>10796159Fren is old english for stranger.So yes, dividends are your fren, just don't fucking buy into companies that aren't innovating.
secured?
Meme god Donald at it again!!https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1032247043992023040
>>10796166Have you formed a long-term predictor yet? Have you gotten yourself a crystal ball yet?
WKHS may or may not announce that they got a huge contract with ups after hours today. I may or may not work for one of those. Stay safe!
>>10796175>Fren is old english for stranger.damnthats crazysince were all frens, but were all anon and no one actually knows each other
>>10795972Can I meme myself to do value investing in pharmaceuticals? I have a very strong science background especially in physics, chemistry, and medicine
god damn it just let the fucking spy go down already
>>10796199It's like pottery or something
>>10796140Is that really the same thing? Funko is licensed to make collectibles from so many different franchises. It's got appeal to a wide variety of capeshit lovers.
>>10796190working on it desu senpaitrying to make an oscillator that shows divergence from high yield markets and the indexes they track to look out for VIX spikesand im fucking w this currency strength oscillator to judge dollar strength relative to all others
>>10796241Just improve on the total penis index, make it longer
big buys blowing out the early shortssorry bears, but your thesis today of democracy collapsing from some political soap opera is running thin
I sense big news coming soon. Extradimensional info.
>>10796077I appreciate the dubs and rare spurdo Anon, thank you
Why do equityfags delude themselves into thinking that regardless of when you invest you're likely to get a ~7% average annual return if you hold for 30 years?
>>10796268Do a tarot reading. Get /x/ in here. If you want to summon an old chaos god though get /pol/ on it. kek
>>10796248lolbut thats the idea for the divergencebut i wanna clean it up and have it just be an oscillator that shows divergence between the two
>>10796279I've received a message before about the Hyksos. It's fine, no need for Tarots.
>>10796273thats weird im up over 50% since january 1st
>>10796268Trans-layer intel has been bogus for some time now. All the counterfactuals have been culled and we're the only layer still churning along. The rest is just echoes from the alignment event backpropagating from the future
Loving all the AMD shills.
>>10796273people just look at the SPY and see that its up 7% on the year they dont understand trading
>>10796228FNKO also just expanded into Pez
>>10796325INTC moves too slowly to sellso SELL AMD
>>10796018> record level capex growth in semis>AMAT tanksmoney betting hard down cycle starts now
Yes, here we go boisslip and slidin down
>>10796273are you actually that fucking retarded?
>>10796350Also some ranges of AMAT tools aren't that great in my experience. They got massive competition from japs.
xlf is sort of going up and food stocks down, is this a fed shitpost scare?Im buying the food dipSJM and more Kraft
>>10796273do you understand basic math?
slow dayjust waiting for a move on MU in the next 30 minutes
>>10796379and they got chinked by the chinks after chinking it up a few years.
ATVI heading back to $80, ending the yr in triple digits.
whattup /r/wallstreetbets? You faggots still butthurt about crypto?
>>10796464Whats the best US vgame stock?
im bored of buying QQQ every week what else should I get intoeither some upcoming blue chippers or ETFs in industries that are ganna moon in the next couple decades
All the mcdonalds in my area serve McGriddles all day nowLong mcd with everything you got
My fucking sides. Yes tell me which international market is out perfoming? Not the EU, not china, not Russia, not even Japan. If they think the Africans will do better I don't even know what to say
>>10796397>>10796364?
>>10796476Tasty!>>10796464Overwatch is a pretty good game with exceptional porn. 8/10I start trading USDZAR in 6 days when by BTC finally gets here. This can only go well, right?
>>10796471TTWOATVI...............EAIn that order
>>10796485ill take that as a "yes, youre actually that retarded" then
>>10796492Comfy, I promise you thisYou will, without a doubt, lose all of your money on 1broker
>>10796492hayoure gonna get LIQ'd so fucking fast on 1broker lad
>>10796512I only put in $50 dollars from birthday moneyBut I will prove you all wrong and /make it/ for sure
>>10796530That 50 dollars is literally gone lol
>>10796476god i fukcing love mcgriddles
ya'll weak if you lose your money on 1brokerI've been there about 3 months now up about 50% on deposits, just be patient and make intelligent trades huge boost to retirement, working for 40+ years is a hilarious outdated meme for boomers, use leverage and be done by the time your 35 years old, tops
>>10796544>dubs confirmYou will not be invited to my secret mountain retreat when I make it.
SELL AMDSELLSELLSELL
>>10796573Comfy cant even trade silver, 99% of traders fail, and he isnt liquid enough to use leverage successfully>>10796577Comfy, that 50 dollars is 10% of your networth, send it to your robincuck account
>>10796530so let me get this str8after deciding yesterday that you were swearing off options because of your inability to trade, you decided the very next day, "well, i should probably try trading FX on leverage". deciding to go long USDZAR when the dollar looks ready for a continued pullback and SAs market is actually getting some relief>>10796573>just be patient and make intelligent trades comfy is literally incapable of doing either of these things senpaithe boy somehow managed to lose money shorting silver this past weekthat moneys gone
>>10796606I think you are way overestimating Comfy's bankroll
>>10796577also dont follow anyoneIve used 1broker 1.5 years and was top trader for multiple months, I know all the people, NEVER follow anyone
>if you add up all the money comfy has lost doing retarded gambles, he'd have a few thousand dollars by now
>>10796622I'm not going to long USDZAR silly head, I'll follow the meme gods and do what they say>>10796606THIS IS NO LONGER UP FOR DISCUSSION, I WILL NOT SPEAK OF IT AGAIN FOR 30 DAYS WHEN I PRESENT MY GAINS TO YOU
>>10796499Not an argument.
>>10796602How do I sell if I don't own any
>>10796673i dont argue w retardslrn2trade fagget>>10796662>I'm not going to long USDZAR silly headso wtf is your fucking plan then?
>>10796683you can always borrow some from your friendly local stock broker
>>OP>LCIit's such a piece of shit it didn't even bounce
>>10796710nah bro, way undervalued buyout coming literally any day this is confirmed by world class research
>>10796687I'd try to explain it to you, but my strategy is too high IQ for the average Anon. You'll just have to wait and see the results
>>10796651>throw in an extra thousand if he had just bought the S&P instead
>>10796710itll be down around 2 in no time at this rateliterally no one wants shitstock biopharms and their "pipelines" just went up in smoke. w no hope of recovery>>10796727i can already see them0
>>10796687>>10796727It probably involves some kind of pattern buying high and selling low.
>>10796662Loaning somebody like Eternal Bear or Bagholder 50 dollars in return for profit split + interest on loan would be a better investment at this point.
>>10796727What the fuck happened to your robintrack plan? What the fuck happened to your index fund plan? You're incapable of sticking to a strategy for longer than a couple days, much less weeks.
>>10796683How do you not know how to short a stock the old fashioned way.
>>10796753and loaning to Bog5Guy ???
>>10796754seriously the robintrack plan had autistic promise why did you give up comfy
>>10796754>What the fuck happened to your robintrack plan?it didnt have enough data to even be useful>What the fuck happened to your index fund plan?ha>You're incapable of sticking to a strategy for longer than a couple days, much less weeks.correct
this dipshit you guys are all roasting onwhy doesnt he just buy QQQ, SPY, and be done with it? How will he ever make it if hes trying new plans every fucking week? lmfao
>>10795872Maybe you should take a hint and get your stupid namefag shitposting out of here
>>10796769I'm new and a retard and using robinhood
>>10796792no it didntit failed to account for how much stock each RH user has (which can range from 1share to 1gorillion shares), and it also completely failed to account for institutional holdings.also, by the end there, he wasnt even reading the charts correctly anymore, choosing to go short after the price had been rising and when RH was dumping
imao comfy roasted
>>10796828again, it had AUTISTIC promise. It was the only play he did as far as I know that was a '''strategy''' play that he won on. As much as it was very likely luck, it worked for him.
>>10796780You have to play it safe if you're loaning to him. Loan only 3.50 + compounding interest with an agreement to seize assets upon margin call.
>>10796831he needs thisor its literally ogresomeone had to say something
>>10796831He can cry about it on his podca.... Oh wait....
9 minutes to fomc
>mom washed my new t shirts on hot and dried max and shrunk them all >BILI down 6.75% and consolidating>portfolio down 3%It was supposed to be a fucking GREEN day why did I buy into this retarded chink youtube when their app has been undownloadable due to censors for the past month and earnings is on Monday and it will probably crash even further due to shit growth
>>10796792>>10796754My goal is to get a more stable portfolio before keeping the robintrack thing. I'm still monitoring it, but just without putting money in. I'll do it again in a couple months>>10796831REEEEE I'M GOING TO MAKE IT JUST GIVE ME TIME I'M STILL LEARNINGHowever I do appericate your constructive criticism, it helps me improve and I will do better in the future <3 it unironically helpsNOW TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE HOW ABOUT THAT TESLA
>>10796867stay away from BILI its only been shilled here by a chinese ad agency by literal paid chinks
>>10796858its just the minutes coming out today, right?i thought the meeting wasnt till the end of august?
can you get a physical copy of a share you own in a company anymore? Like if i want to frame my first QQQ purchase or MSFT purchase or whatever, can i do that through RObinhood?
>>10796903yeah, but I feel like food stocks are dipping because of this nothingness
>>10796882this>muh netflix of china>muh youtube of chna>muh amazon of chinanoif you fall for it, you reap what you sow>>10796922dont worry senpai this is definitely one of those cases where we just moon irrationally at 2
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/this one of the most important links available and its not in the OP please we should fix this next thread
EURUSD spikingdollar fallingwhat did the minutes sayobviously something about no rate raise?
>>10796922see?>>10796938alsothis
I should make more Trading Places webms.>that AMD red candleSELL
>>10796868Might I suggest my new portfolio for dumb friends I've been playing with? 20% allotment to each. IJRIWMQQQVOOGTLT or VEA
>>10796967zerohedge is just the besthow are they so fast every time
>>10796967nodollar is falling cuz our markets are getting pumped senpai
>>10796982well shit; they hit the nail on the head didn't they
Soon™
>>10796982Is uncle Powell refusing to give in to Trump-kun's monetary tantrums ?!?
Bring in the Bull
>>10796979A buy-and-forget portfolio for newfrens?
>>10796968all food stocks recovering kek
>dovish fedwew, see you at 3500 year end
metals spiking up a little as well
>>10797012uncle powel is going to raise the rate to 11%.
>tfw orange day
HAHAHAHAHA HERE COMES THE PLUNGEAMD GONNA DIP>green candleOH SHIT NO NO NO
>>10797043Based Volker-sensei
>>10797055Die stupid AMD, go down to $20
>>10797023Yes, mostly because I'm tired of coworkers asking dumb questions, really you can replace tlt with whatever you want that is "muh hedge" and I think VOOG has value over voo or spy.
>>10797086>somebody proceeds to make this portfolio>in typical /smg/ fashion, it's 5 shares eachpls don't do this
OUch, than dump just now
>Dow down>Chadaq upFinally the world is back to making sense.
>>10797170There's nothing wrong with that. Especially if your on robinhood where you have zero commissions. It's never too early to start.
It's not too late to get in on NLST, you guys.
red robin is ((their)) favorite restaurant
>>10797231>NLST>the goys who sued Diablo Tech and Sandisk and lostyeah, nahwhat do you know that isn't news yet aside from that hybriDIMM that isn't even in production
>>10797231I bought 100 cheeky shares
dont ever talk about me or me taking profits at the top again me only ragret am not having margin account yet so can only do 1 round trip trade daily
craaaaapfucking dow
>mfw uncle Powell is to the markets that middle-aged male relative that shows up occasionally at your house, who never says much but that your learn later he has been giving you lavish presents whenever you have been a good boy
>>10797220Actually at this moment you could do 5 shares of each for roughly $3,588.80 not bad at all for investors first portfolio.
>>10797258>100 shares at .14that you big boi
stop selling your DIA shares
>>10797276At least fingu! is doing p good
>>10797299Isn't it better to wait for the daily dip before going in.>AMD green candlesSTOP BUYING
>>10797324Regarding the Holdmore hold forever portfolio? Buying the daily dip wouldn't really matter as the intent would be hey you can't trade or invest just do this, it's like the three fund but less shit. But yeah it's always better to buy a dip than near a high. I mean Comfy would have to wait til the market went into a recession to be able to buy 5 shares of each.
>>10797275wtf are you blathering on about?this shit is gonna soar at 3 m8you missed the fuck out
>>10797275Baka Dumbpads
>not capitalizing on EMHTF since weed's about to be legalized soon
>>10797357So how has that portfolio performed so far? When did you open it?
Who's gambling on LCI earnings tonight?
>>10797392>poo in loo CEOnope, nope, nope noepnoepenopenoep
>>10797411too soon, ER in 6 days
well bears, i hope you took that dipget ready for a huge, absolutely brutal squeeze courtesy of all large banks, including the US treasury
>Housing market is downI can't wait for the terrible Q3 reports that are going to fall down on everyone.
>>10797414Like most big tech companies. Your loss. This shit will rise like crazy until early next year
>>10797428NahTime leave forgin investors taking refuge in America markets holding bags for 3 months
>>10797462read the minutes you tard
>>10797428oh boy time for frozen concentrated orange juice>>10797456I'm not buying more of their stock than what I already have m8literally only 350 to meme it
>>10797462You think youre hot shit now cause you got a 25k accountIll show you what real power looks like
>>10797462more rate hikes are expectedEMs will get crushedeverything on US end looks good af
>>10797397I haven't opened it, but I've been tracking it since start of year. Year to date you would see 22.98% returns. The hedge really brings down performance. If you have no hedge and go into the first four postions you would have a 29.05% year to date return. Remember this is a portfolio for people who can't trade, so I think that's pretty good.
>>10797483"Soon"what makes you think it'll happen at 3PM
>>10797479>>10797483;_;
>>10797231$NLST thank you in advance for my private island
>>10797489Not bad for a newfrens portfolio.Pitch it to newfrens when they come then.
>>10797489Sorry wrong wording, 365 trading days, not year to date. Multitasking at work will do that to you.
>>10797498why the fuck else is everyone FOMOing back into our currency rn? to buy US stock senpai. watch this dollar spike go down as everyone and their mother internationally buys the fucking indexes. were gonna be the only cunt left standing in a few ore hikes
>>10797252I just want all of you to get rich and be happy.
FUCK BLUMPH!!!
soTime to short treasuries again right?
>>10797523Also in the same time frame SPY/VOO would have gotten you about 19.70ish.
>>10797569fucking retard>>10797576yea prolly
>>10797576You're god damn right!
>>10797576still, i could definitely see some of this foreign money flowing into bonds desutread lightlybut theres definitely an entry here imoim sitting it out until trend is confirmed
errybody should take 50 dollars as seed money and compare profits with Comfy in 30 days for a good laugh
uh oh bearswhos that buying 10000 share lots on the SPY?
>>10797563Big insider trades were filed today. I believe you
Power hourLets get a maximum pump
WEED
can the geniuses in here tell me whats going to happen with HMNY? Still hodling
>>10797622All you have to do is not lose 50 dollars. I put my 50 in ctl, hclp, NOK. Then with like the last three dollars I buy an F put. Though this already isn't fair as he's using Bitcoin which has dropped 4.6% in the last 24 hours so really it would have to be like 48 dollars, or really less as I don't know when he bought it.
>>10797713Amazon buyout any day now
>>10797713Turn to Chapter 11 in the book of HMNY.
I dont understand why all the news stations are saying this is a record bull market when its not even close to the 50sthey are ignoring so much and just lying
>>10797713goes to 0 where it belongs
>>10797713T buyout tomorrow
>>10797737the news is a joke and mostly fake luckily for us we live in a time when we don't need those retarded gatekeepers of info
>>10797737Because it technically is a record bull but also isn't as the definition of when a bear stops and a bull starts is nebulous and also rounding. Aka is the 19.9% dip a correction or a recession.
FNGU-SAN
>>10797713Why are you still holding that garbage? You should've sold at 0.07 a week ago when faggots FOMOed in. You're better off gambling with NLST at this point. Cut your losses and baghold NLST for me, goy.
why the fuck anyone would go short on a minutes like this is beyond me senpaitachi. i mean, i like playing opposition, but this is just retarded
>>107977622014 - 2015 was a severe correction for all markets so I count that as the new beginning, and accounting for 2000 and 2008 major crashes... the bullrun is much of anything compared to the past 100 years 2 golden bulls
>>10797753>luckily for us we live in a time when we don't need those retarded gatekeepers of infofucking this
>>10797672yes bruddaschannel the energy of the golden bull
>>10797819Do you have a golden bear image?
The last major crash was just then, you missed it, giddyap on the golden bull baby.
>>10797826
>>10797829>>10797819Roof roof
>>10797793Right but that's a correction not a recession hence technicalities. Personally I agree with you, except that with the caveat that the bull can only begin 3 days after it has fully recovered from the dip. Which puts the longest bull run somewhere in 2023 I think? Don't quote me on that.
>>10797762The definition of recession involves GDP growth and is pretty clearly defined. There hasn't been a recession since 2008
VIX keeps approaching 12 but doesn't go below it
for people with real portfolios not all the memeing people who lose all their cash:How do you buy your ETFs and blue chips? Theres no real difference long term between buying a share of QQQ weekly or 4 monthly or anything similar right? All the gains and loses should average out over time?
>>10797880And yet that's not related to a single thing I just said. Learn to read. But yes if you go off of GDP and not the stock market and ignore the whole bear and bull trends then yes we've been in a period of growth since 2008
>>10797848check out these "recessions" thoughthis is a bullrun with minor corrections for over 25 years
>>10797880That's the standard definition, but what occured bewteen 130pm yesterday and the open this morning was a mini-micro-depression, it's all over though, golden bull is back.
>>10797909i literally dont understand how the VIX is this low w everything going wild like thisbears have literally nothing rn
>>10797931>wild bruh shit ain't movingboring day
>>10797681this but unironically, holy shit
>>10797925Thank you for making my point for me.
>>10797946I just wanted to show the cool chart
The news cycles are so short these days, I can't even remember why we were crashing in the first place. Bots are scheduled to push us to new all time highs tomorrow, unless of course you're buying FXI. Everybody knows China is about to get fucked
>>10797944I hope you bought/sold during the highs and dips
>>10797938all this buying and selling spiking all of a sudden on the minutes being released should increase the volatility senpaidont be retarded
>>10797963>tfw you take the correct amount of drugsim glad you came to your senses
>>10797957It is a good chart.
FNGU moon mission to 70 has begun
memelogic says LCI bottom will unironically be5 whole dollarsnot 5 and a half, not 5 and a quarter, not even 5 and a penny5 greens solid
>>10797713>>10797777This is good advice. Time to bite the cock and sell all your HMNY. Put what's left and a few hundred bucks into NLST.
I'm getting the urge to go all in on some retarded microcap ER play.I mean, what's the worst than can happen?
>>10797973what? Prices are generally sideways today, trading in a tight range.
>>10797985I haven't had a drink since Monday.
>>10798038They report they are going bankrupt, shares shoot to zero dollars after hours. SEC does something werid, you lose everything, end up homeless and then the Mexican cartel kidnaps you off the streets and sells your organs on the black market to some chick who made all his money from fraud and has serious organ damange from syenthic fentonyal.
>>10798034>put a few hundred bucks into a company that is going to be delisted on the NASDAQtop kek
Post stocks only you own>GALTI also convinced one other anon to buy it, so as a reminder to him, upcoming catalysts are cancer data and phase 3 GR-MD-02 trials in NASH patients without varicesNo definitive dates yet, but management says they're coming
>>10798041dude watch order flow/market depthit is not normal that we have people buying 10k lots on SPY at 2PM>>10798047that explains it
>>10798038you lose everything you invested?
When Netflix buys HMNY all my socks become Netflix right?
>>10798066I live in my mother's basement and the only minorities around are Ukrainians.I'm going to be fine.Immunomedics, here I come!
>>10798070AMDEven though I keep yelling SELL, I always buy it back at the dip after selling highwhy buy it? because AMADA A CUTECUTEfor the more financially inclined, only buy AMD when it dips hard, because it has no serious competition from Intel until 2020>>10798103not how it werks m8
>>10798103Yes all of the socks and some of your shoes become property if Netflix so you will lose your sole.
>>10797922I buy mostly dividend aristocrats with some high yeild monthly payers mixed in
Is there any sort of calculator/simulator for anything besides a perfect rate of return annually?Like i want to know what happens if i save $500 monthly at 8% annually for a decade, or if i save the same $500 monthly but we have 3 years of bear market then 7 years of bull. Surely this exists right?
>>OPi have a put on nvda saying it will be at or below 259.45 by friday at close.... am i a fucking idiot?
>>10798069Like you said, he's better off gambling on NLST than holding HMNY down to 0.
>>10798114Yes, AMD is going to go great over the near long term. But for the right here and now it has no business above $20 imo
>>10798113Oh yeah, you good then. Fuck it up.>>10798070Only I own? Probably WEC>>10798139Probably, I'm long AMD but even I acknowledge that nvida would basically have to set people's computers on fire to see any real negative price movement.
So this is the power of the bears fake impeachment fantasies?quite sad desu
>>10798139No, not an idiot, about 50% of their profits flow from China so if this week starts trade war fires burning you should be good
>>10798137Called a pen and paper young man.These damn kids cant do anything without a computer.
>>10798137some friendly merchant dropped off an excel file yesterday or the day before, just go back through the archives. I'm too lazy to do it.
>>10798183that sounds fucking awful, we invented computers for a reason, its fasterdoyou still like your horse and buggy? lmao
>>10798148Since I've been shitting on NLST, here's some good things about it:It's a Samsung partner.It's got a shiny new VP of Sales from companies like Qualcomm, Cypress, and Intel.Revenue is higher than debt.It's got some gook as the CEO. Everybody loves gooks.>>10798161It's probably going to crash hard if we get another Turkey style roast between now and October earnings, so there's that. By rights it should be $18.>>10798166Not even setting computers on fire would affect Nvidia stock much. Did you forget the EVGA burns?
I guess wall street didnt get the memo we were hitting all time highs todaySomeone send a telegram
>>10798137you mean a compounding interest calculator?
>>10798232yes those are trivial to find thats not a problem manbut im saying i want to know what happens if we go bear the next 2 years and i accumulate, then 8 years of bullversus just 10 straight years of bull
>>10798232you mean high school calculus?
ya know i was gonna hedge overnight on my SPY calls, but honestly, fuck it. i got time, and no problems w theta. let it ride
>>10798245>tfw I don't know calculusthis is why i became an attorney
>>10798270now THATS golden bull
>>10798245>never took calculus>got a D in algebra 2
>>10798241https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1eA8n8JI-o44jxFCIHk-TbGdGuMzYoux2SQLMbaYvsmM/edit#gid=857558822
>>10798282well i mean i got a VIX call for 3months out too, but then i also have VXX puts, so i guess that doesnt count as a hedge anymore
>>10798227I'm thinking like actual full blown can't be put out fuck your house fires. You know like those black computers that made out of an accelerant I can't remember which company it was.
>>10798241How can you calculate "bulls" and "bears"? Options guys can take in loads of cash in a bear market, how do you know what your return will be? Set up a simple spreadsheet and assign APY, it isn't hard
>FED minutes>"no fuck you Mr President we aren't pulling a Maduro so your records can look good
>>10798241Quit being lazy and learn to use Excel
>>10798323bretty muchEMs to sink indefinitely
>>10798314I also hedge my hedges, just to be safe
>>10798351Not very good for industry and agriculture neither, but they already got tax cuts this year so it's ok
anyone else continually put money into the stock market on a monthly basis regardless of how it does while still trying to find the best value? or am i retarded for doing this?
>>10797922buying it all up front is a higher reward/higher risk move than averaging in over a period of time, for what should be obvious reasons
>>10798391thats what you supposed to do
>>10798391>or am i retarded for doing this?you'd be retarded for not doing so.
>>10798391you should be putting money into your account every month and adjust your portfolio a couple times a year to meet your allocation targets
>>10798070I bought 10 shares of F for shits and giggles
>>10798391That is called dollar cost averagingYou are statistically better off than 90% of the """investors""" hereWhat are your holdings senpai ?
>>10798355i just know the VIX futures curve is gonna be in DEEP contango after this, and i cant help myself from taking advantage of itVXX is gonna sink like a stone as expiry approaches>>10798378yupplus im bretty sure the FED is propping up agcom prices too desu (see pic). i guess it could be anyone tho
>>10798409by 'up front' do you mean buying quarterly vs monthly, or monthly vs weekly? Doing the math and it seems like weekly really sucks, paying a $6 commission every week and not letting that shit compound over 2 decades is thousands of dollarsBrokerages are such a fucking scam what the fuck do they even do thats worth $5.95 when I buy 1 share of QQQ
>>10798391yeah, otherwise like 99% of people you panic sell low and retard buy high
>>10798336>using proprietary softwaredid you know wall street runs on gnu/linux? of course no one is ever going to see it since it is proprietary linux software, which is an oxymoron, but I have no fucking idea what I'm trying to say, so I'll just say that>yfw freedum software is running your trades rn
this week is turning into a breakeven week, which is better than what the start of the week is.
>>10798432Due to the heat this year, the wheat reaping season (don't know the actual word in english) will be shit in most of the world this year apparently.Wine is going to be pretty good tho.
>NLST drops post markettop zozzle
WTF TLT YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG FUCKING WAY!!!! THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IS THE OTHER WAY!!!!! REEEEEEEEEE
CHILIES
>>10798336been thinking about writing a book on using Excel tbqh. not the formulas and functionality that's been done 100 times over, but rather when / why / what to use, automation, vba snippets, etc. been using Excel for 15 years constantly, it's the tits.
>>10798464And thus TLT is about to start pulling bits weight in the HoldForver theoretical portfolio.
>>10798420- American Funds Mutual Fund Portfolio with automatic transfer monthly- American Funds Roth IRA with automatic transfer monthly - High Yield Savings Account that has automatic transfer monthly- Dividend Portfolio that I automatically transfer money into and also add money when I get monthly bonusesMy Divs Porftolio = AAPL, DOC, GE, IBM, IP, IRM, JNJ, JPM, KO, LOW, MSFT, NOK, O, PFE, PG, PSX, T, V, VZif you can't tell, I'm a mid 30s boomer
new bread >>10798495>>10798495>>10798495>>10798495>>10798495bread >>10798495>>10798495>>10798495
DING DING DING DING DINGNo gains today. Mostly opening a couple new positions.
kind of a mixed bag on the bell desu
>>10798489also a work 401K that I put in 5% of my income and my work matches 3%
>>10798440ffs, use open office if it makes you happy. I do. My point is that you can do these calculations yourself in less time than you have wasted here looking for someone else's spreadsheet.
>>10798481That's a good idea.Two days ago some faggot here on /biz/ was bragging about using python scripts to do basic maths on smal sheets of data.
>>10798489american funds don't have the lowest fees, could save a few bucks with vanguard or schwab
>EXEL calls jump 20% 5 minutes before the bellWhat does it mean? The price didn't move enough for it to be justified.
>>10798532schwab also has access to free comissions on a LOT of ETFs that i had no fucking clue about desui wish theyd made it more apparent when i started
>>10798534
>>10798534Possible IV adjustment?
>>10798534>trading options without understanding delta
>>10798647Well most people don't know anything about the derivative products they trade, so this is hardly surprising. They just bought them like lottery tickets in hopes of hefty rewards for small investments.
>>10796159daily reminder that dividends are our friends
>>10795925I like fangu >>10795959I fucking hate the word redpill. Every time I see it all I can think of is pic related. The new based and repilled meme is also atrocious.
>>10795872you name fags ruin this place, if you want a name to to reddit