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SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB!

bump

I’ve been watching the charts all night. I haven’t slept. I want you to understand what’s happening right now. Bitcoin is on the brink of a catastrophic collapse. It’s not just a dump, nor some correction. This is something much worse. The signs are all there and I’m begging you to listen before it’s too late. I’ve been in crypto for years, and I’ve seen patterns emerge that most people ignore. This isn’t about technical analysis or market sentiments. That stuff doesn't matter now. What we’re seeing right now is a metaphysical imbalance. And if we don’t act fast, everything we’ve built will come crashing down. The frogs are the key. Laugh all you want, but deep down you know I’m right. Every time Bitcoin faced a major crisis there was one thing that saved us and that was frogs. The energy these images generate stabilizes the market in ways nothing else can. I’ve been tracking frog activity across social media sites over the last month, and let me tell you... it’s bad. There aren’t enough frogs being posted anymore. People are complacent because they think Bitcoin will just keep going up without any help from us. But that’s not how this works! The market needs our collective energy to stay afloat, and right now that energy is dangerously low. Please understand this is about saving something bigger than ourselves. An entire movement built on decentralization and freedom. If Bitcoin crashes because we didn’t post enough frogs when it mattered most, it may never go up again. We need to start frogposting everywhere immediately and intensely. Please don’t wait for others to do it first. Go through old folders and get all those frogs out onto the net where people can see them. We need saturation levels of frogs like never before if we’re going have any hope at preventing this crash. Look, maybe none of this makes sense right now because you haven’t felt what I’m feeling in the market but trust me when I say that every single frog counts more now than ever before.

>>58396217
You got milkers on you head anon. That could be dangerous if milk starts flowing out of them and gets into your eyes. You might suddenly not see where you're going and get hurt somehow. Please stay safe.

>little sister found the /biz/ frogs folder
>she's asking what the "little green aliens" are and why i have so many of them

THERE IS A HIDDEN "PEE" IN THE WORD "POOPIE" -- WHEN YOU SAY "POOPIE" (AS IN "POOPEE", NOT "POOPY" -- SOMETHING THAT MUST BE CONSIDERED, THOUGH, IS THAT MANY PEOPLE WHO ***THINK*** THEY'RE SAYING "POOPY" ARE ACTUALLY SAYING THE "Y" MORE LIKE "PEE" THAN "Y" WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT) YOU'RE SAYING "POO" FOLLOWED BY "PEE"

SO "POOPIE" IS MORE THAN JUST POOP, IT'S ALSO PEE

I answered........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... It was my little sister. She said "If you keep doing that stuff, I'm telling mom and dad."

>>57990676
>>57990799
>niggers and jews telling us to buy

THE BEARS WERE RIGHT

HOLY SHIT IT'S GIGAPUMPING, BEARS INVALIDATED, NO CME GAPS WILL GET FILLED!

HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

CHECK THE BITCOIN CHART

>>57313747
>PE ratio: 115
Yeah, I wouldn't either...

>>56434126
I've been found out!

Crude oil...

>>55782598
The Bomber of /biz/ !!!!

THERE'S A BOMB IN THE CATALOG!!!!!!

>>55710093
SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB!

>>55367169
oh shit

I sold. This situation is way too suspicious. I sense a sudden bart down is coming.

>>55355605
>The Bomber of /biz/

>>55337160

>anon goes on /biz/
>gets radicalized by the green frogs
>loses all his money on some shitcoin
>has nothing left to lose so he decides to shoot up a synagogue
>shoots both the rabbi and the baby as the rabbi is sucking the baby's tiny bloody dick
>while screaming "PEEPEEPOOPOO PEEPEEPOOPOO PEEPEEPOOPOO PEEPEEPOOPOO PEEPEEPOOPOO"

>>54586156
>>54586170