[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   

File: 75 KB, 1079x716, canadianhealthcare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
56433788 No.56433788 [Reply] [Original]

Drunk in Canada edtition
Last: >>56430598

>> No.56433806

Hehe... no one knows who I was in the last thread. :P

>> No.56433820
File: 337 KB, 622x498, 1695824434297630.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I know!

>> No.56433825
File: 2 KB, 105x125, pepearmscrossed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

No one knows who I am though.

>> No.56433834
File: 109 KB, 649x527, 1679496039066035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Fine... I'll admit who I was in the last thread
I was the one who posted the stupid shit

>> No.56433837

oil is going to 100. now you know who I am.

>> No.56433838
File: 403 KB, 1600x900, breakfast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

it's over

>> No.56433847

I like new threads too because everyone forgot about last thread.

>> No.56433858
File: 74 KB, 175x207, 164345678987654356789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Your mothers painting is all I remember from last thread.

>> No.56433861

I posted my mom's Halloween painting... I should take that post down.

>> No.56433875

Wow my mom is way better at painting than yours.

>> No.56433878

It's honestly a great work of art.

>> No.56433887

Women really have it easy mode
>Anon tells me about an elo hack for tinder, set yourself to be shown to dudes
>Make account
>47 of them might be gay dudes/bots
>but 2 could be real women
>3 hours

>> No.56433891

Prove it faggot! If you can't prove it don't say that. Please prove it. Everyone wants this.

>> No.56433903

Yeah except they have to women.
Constantly distracted with bullshit women stuff.

>> No.56433915
File: 543 KB, 583x695, 164456789876543245678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>set yourself to be shown to dudes
Anon... I.

>> No.56433919

How did you become that separated from women that you need a dating app to find women? I mean I used them, but never actually met anyone I talked with on any of those.

>> No.56433932

I have one of her paintings hung up on my wall. I could take it down and stick it in the scanner but I'm not getting out of my armchair for some internet argument about my mom so you'll just have to take my word for it.
The way the sunlight flows over the shores of the snowy James river is beautiful and because I grew up there this painting in particular reminds me of my care free childhood with my cousins.

>> No.56433958

I'm a nigga. And DIS nigga ova heay eatin BEANS!

>> No.56433963

I had a gay friend and he'd talk about grinder. There weren't many gay Latinos for Trump, but one of them was my best friend. He overdosed in his car on poppers behind the porn store he was spending $200 per week at.

>> No.56433967
File: 474 KB, 1267x700, 1634567890876543456789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>MFW beans for breakfast again.

>> No.56433971

>eating breakfast
Just have a cup of coffee and take walk.

>> No.56433974
File: 1.97 MB, 381x434, 1697823255992551.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>He overdosed in his car on poppers behind the porn store
What a way to go lmfao.

>> No.56433986

I hate it... he was like almost 30 or whatever and he was 100% gay and knew he never could have children and just overdosed on drugs behind a porn store... took like 2 weeks to fucking actually find him and his body was so decomposed at that point man.... his name was Saul... like the apostle. I loved that man.

>> No.56433996
File: 1.60 MB, 2592x1944, sailing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I'm more annoying than Baggie but I don't have a tripcode so you'll never be able to permanently filter me out.

>> No.56433997

I loved him no homo.... like he was gay gay, I was just brother from another mother best friend brother forever.

>> No.56434008
File: 327 KB, 512x768, {{{loli}}}, yuru yuri, shirt, midrif, standing,, yoga pants, butt, farting, s-4016985366.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>beans for breakfast

>> No.56434011

just as i prophesied, green as fuck
never getting more COST at a reasonable price

200 a week on what? wait i don't want to know

>> No.56434017
File: 69 KB, 414x414, 1695836100124523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Coffee on an empty stomach gives me a heartburn.

>> No.56434019

I failed last night visiting two bars. First one was cool but drinks way too damn expensive. $17 for one and it was barely much to it. I miss $5 rum and cokes and shit like that. Second bar was a college bar but was just way too crowded.
>Show yourself to dudes
>get tons of likes
>your profile gets pushed to more dudes and girls
>Swipe against all the faggots
>Swipe right on women
Its how you avoid being shadowbanned essentially.
My job is old people and people I can't fuck (Teacher)/

>> No.56434030

Gonna make 200k next year, just in time to buy the bottom of the market.

>> No.56434040

These days fucking vodka shots cost $6 where I live on a good day.
Bars are crazy expensive and have few people worth talking to.

>> No.56434052
File: 1.19 MB, 968x998, 1683565263257430.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Gonna make 200k next year, just in time to buy the top of the market.

>> No.56434053

Been awhile since been in the bar game, $4-5 pbr at a college bar seemed decent. I doubt I will find stuff at $3 anymore.

>> No.56434062
File: 129 KB, 800x900, 1695837425427434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Gonna make 200k next year, just in time to buy at the same price as now.

>> No.56434080
File: 48 KB, 582x900, jocko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Bars expensive? Good. It filters out the poor people. I meet a lot of bar regulars that entrepreneurs or business owners now. Also the cute bartenders assume I'm wealthy to be spending $100/day there and tipping 40%. Your network is your net worth.

>> No.56434084
File: 1.13 MB, 1027x693, 1645678976543245678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Don't you DARE!

>> No.56434110
File: 406 KB, 769x698, 1697409901546916.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.56434113

I drank 3 cups of black coffee today. I've also drank at least 500 mL of Stoli Russian Vdoka. I have puked blood more than most people in this thread. You don't even know what a heartburn is.

>> No.56434117

DsBAsLBh already has 8 posts and so does vZup7boC and rgBN6ru1.

>> No.56434123

I do this like every day and have never thrown up blood.

>> No.56434126


>> No.56434136
File: 4 KB, 250x236, 1688517609714595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I've been found out!

>> No.56434138


>> No.56434141
File: 719 KB, 518x844, 1634787654567890.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>I have puked blood
Baggie what brother? How the fuck does one puke blood?

>> No.56434147
File: 51 KB, 709x595, sweaty-frog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Phew we thought you were a shill there for a second.

>> No.56434150

>My job is old people and people I can't fuck (Teacher)/
So is it classic those who can do those who can't teach? I thought children are the ones who get taught. Your students are retarded or something how do you get that many old fucks together, unless your making money with them because they're providing labor and actually employees and not even students even though they're fucking retarded

>> No.56434154
File: 80 KB, 1024x724, 1617394292912.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.56434155
File: 2.69 MB, 720x400, 1695972555523801.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Mumu bros I'm feeling pretty good

>> No.56434162
File: 169 KB, 619x594, 1695904674522408.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I didnt close my shorts last FRIDAY

>> No.56434176

You ever puke but it's not even bile it's literally just blood into the toilet and you brush your teeth and drive into work? I've done it twice, I puked blood another time and just went back to bed, called someone said I'm not coming in.

>> No.56434177

I think TQQQ will hit 45 by eow

>> No.56434181
File: 6 KB, 218x216, 1509061505736.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Yield computer is back online.
Super sexy selloff on the 10 year, this week we stay above 5%.
Ignore the bonds at your peril mumu

>> No.56434191

>it's literally just blood into the toilet
No. You might have an ulcer or some shit.

>> No.56434196

bro what

>> No.56434200

Your stomach has like literally no feeling and you will digest your own blood... I had too much blood in my stomach and my body decided it's not processing that and expunged it like 4 or 5 times.

>> No.56434204

I only get heartburn when I drink too much.

>> No.56434212
File: 329 KB, 1920x1080, iDoBusinessWithSomeOfThoseCompanies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Tech is going to pump hard this week

>> No.56434213
File: 105 KB, 420x420, Despair.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Checked and I am concerned that you aren't concerned about your health.
Health is wealth retard

>> No.56434216 [DELETED] 
File: 132 KB, 935x589, SEE IT WENT UP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>tfw Monday open

>> No.56434220

Ulcers are caused by bacteria... gookfu had ulcers and had to go to the hospital... I just puked blood and went to work and you know what the next day I didnt even puke blood. I got better. You're a faggot.

>> No.56434230
File: 132 KB, 935x589, SEE IT WENT UP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>tfw Monday open

>> No.56434236

We'll all die tomorrow you shouldn't worry and enjoy today.
Tuesday looks exciting.

>> No.56434237

Do we expect anything from Meta?
Only thing new is the Quest3?

>> No.56434241

I have great health. You have to experience poor health to truly appreciate having good health.

>> No.56434244
File: 292 KB, 1280x720, 1680377848994003.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I almost got hired to do work at one of those companies

>> No.56434260
File: 12 KB, 271x271, Citation needed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I am 100% certain that isn't how this shit works.

>> No.56434266

Greedy bastard lel

>> No.56434274

When I was in like 8th grade I went from weighing 80 lbs down too low I went into the 50s I might have went all the way back to 48 lbs, I lost a ton of muscle and youth, I had a parasites that nobody could diagnose properly. I probably should have died. So every fucking day is a blessing.

>> No.56434281

Black coffee, a bran muffin, and a little yogurt.

>> No.56434304

No it is how it works, you have to care but not that much. Life if very very fragile, so just enjoy it.

>> No.56434305

>Bran muffin
Coffee and 4 hard boiled eggs with a clove of garlic.
If you get tried of eggs you have oatmeal.
On Sundays you make fresh pancakes.
I have eaten this three things for the past 5 months or so now, never been happier.

>> No.56434306

Short MTCH and BMBL?


>> No.56434320

>he baked

>> No.56434339

If you're not enjoying life, you don't understand what living is actually about. Sometimes when I'm alone and by myself I look at the moon or the stars and think how amazing that the universe created a group of people that can appreciate its own beauty.

>> No.56434343


>> No.56434358

Don't be a materialist.
Theists are the only ones who can truly appreciate nature.

>> No.56434366

Anyone know a good commoditie futures trading platform that works for Canadians?

>> No.56434371
File: 43 KB, 593x601, 1697216895169544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

kek would be funny if it went like that

>> No.56434376

>the universe created
Do gaytheists really?

>> No.56434377
File: 399 KB, 595x771, proud.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

YUI IN THE OP! i'm buying TSLA calls for sure now

>> No.56434397

Are you implying that my appreciation is unpure? I don't care if you are, but I actually get it. I can appreciate nature from many points of view, and that's really where it all kicks in because what's good for you, might not be good for the whole, so do you wanna be selfish and take everything down, or is the thing to do become uplifting.

>> No.56434405
File: 1.50 MB, 1920x1080, orange.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

yui a cute

>> No.56434409

I'm very upset but I'm way too drunk to clearly articulate why.

>> No.56434412

How far back can you trace your ancestors? Why are we here? How did we get here? Do you ever even ask these questions or are you the fucking nugger.

>> No.56434415

I think IBKR is the standard suggestion for everyone for all trading everywhere.

>> No.56434421

>Why are we here?
To glorify God.
Did your parents not catechize you?

>> No.56434423

Nevermind I'm sorry, if you can't figure out why your mad let's just not even go further. Goodnight

>> No.56434429
File: 600 KB, 500x294, yui bashful.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

is this what it means to win people over? provide something pure and wholesome that no one can really argue against? at this rate everyone will be a fan of Yui and post her after i've long killed myself for losing all my money to 0DTE options

>> No.56434430

You're really great. I hope you don't think I hate you.

>> No.56434435

No I was raised a jew.

>> No.56434443


>> No.56434446

It really shows.

>> No.56434453

I'm getting better at this Gookfu says that the blood Jesus gave on the cross was the last sacrifice that ever needs to be made.

>> No.56434454
File: 1.49 MB, 1079x625, 16434567897654345678876.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.56434468

Yes and we drink it every month.
And of course the pastor's daughter is in the back drinking all the leftover "blood" from the little cups.

>> No.56434470

What country, and what parasite?

>> No.56434489
File: 53 KB, 1280x720, 1613351363279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>TSLA calls
cash it. tonight. if you even can.

>> No.56434508

Where gookfu goes to church the priests are never married and they don't have children except young boys that carry all the stuff for the priest to bless.

>> No.56434527

Catholics creep me out. They're not right.

>> No.56434542

What.. oh oil embargo? Why not just trade oil if it's going to be all volatile, why are tsla calls the play, like tesla is already over inflated ffs. What's the p/e and the yearly thing they're using to judge momentum.... I mean options will move 20% in fucking 10 minutes. Fuck it play whatever you want. I'm going to go play the game where I rub my tongue on the pussy until this girl begs me to stick my dick in her. It's going to take all fucking night.

>> No.56434549

I'll try to make her squirm and straighten her out bro.

>> No.56434601
File: 543 KB, 1080x1080, 1694627148789969.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.56434639
File: 989 KB, 500x650, 1685858020166724.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

don't get too ahead of yourself, I'm still a Ritsu man first and foremost

>> No.56434668

I shouldn't have encouraged you.
But I might buy puts. At least if we bet against eachother one of us will make money.

>> No.56434686
File: 607 KB, 752x804, 1689474017888865.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

don't confuse me with the yuifag

>> No.56434691

I like him.
Fellow unemployed SWEs.

>> No.56434842
File: 471 KB, 1283x848, file.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I should buy a railroad.

>> No.56434848


>> No.56434880

Everyone who can't afford to write options is probably fucked till next year. Fucking bearish crab market.

>> No.56434934

US railroads are fucked. Nowhere is there a more clear competence crisis.

>> No.56434956
File: 227 KB, 1024x702, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Are trains good investments?

>> No.56434964

they still don't have to give their employees sick days so yeah

>> No.56434972
File: 1.07 MB, 797x1038, 1675017736559532.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

eh? cash what? i haven't even made the trade yet!

but she has a giant forehead and can gain weight if she doesn't watch what she eats!

>> No.56434973

Basically his kidneys are failing.

>> No.56434980

They just crash the trains instead.

>> No.56434996
File: 487 KB, 1660x948, TLSA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

if you like me, the you should be helping me. not trading against me!

>> No.56435006
File: 250 KB, 220x197, dancemouse.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

fair is fair

>> No.56435014
File: 1.89 MB, 400x400, Oh shit what the fuck Idris Elba.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Bitcoin futures

>> No.56435019
File: 407 KB, 1440x1262, 1689474204372235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I have no objections.

>> No.56435036

USD/JPY 149.87
10yr yield +4bps 4.967%
30yr yield +4bps 5.128%
Yeah.. the sell off is NOT over. Lol. New yearly low this week incoming

>> No.56435048
File: 757 KB, 3688x4096, 1673972161146605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>stays committed
my man

>> No.56435051
File: 979 KB, 400x316, fuck.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>off by one

>> No.56435056

Can't we just hire europeans and asians to tell us how to make the trains work?

>> No.56435060

One of us should enjoy Monday. Pick a direction and I'll do the opposite and ride it to 4:30.
Gambling isn't about making money, it's about buying hope.

>> No.56435073

No lol. We have to have diversity.
At the last company I worked at they hired some jew to read the talmud to us and explain this.

>> No.56435094
File: 264 KB, 500x399, bullied.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

or we could both enjoy monday, and gambling is definitely about making money! my hope is not for sale!

>> No.56435123

hahaha i just watched this oil baggie’s 15min video trying to justify oil going up schizophrenically drawing lines all over every chart imaginable with complete desperation in his voice

>> No.56435171

Calls though?
You're fighting against the macro economic environment. If we're going to bet with eachother it should at least have a good thesis.

>> No.56435175

It's literally as simple as whether some Israelis in a bunker give a "let's roll" order or Biden's superadderall kicks in before Bibi's call gets routed to voicemail.

>> No.56435235
File: 44 KB, 750x598, Despairing old Japanese man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>US 10y: 4.965% +0.041
>US 30y: 5.124% +0.037
>JGB 10y: 0.853% +0.012

>> No.56435252
File: 288 KB, 720x720, pensive.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

i guess i'm rooting for the underdog in a way. of course everything about TSLA is shit, it should've gone down and stayed down the first time. yet, no matter what has happened its gone virtually up despite the expectation to go down. i feel like this is another one of those moments. i've been wrong before though

>> No.56435257
File: 94 KB, 670x641, 1603227676741.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

> lost decade
it's so over. i hope my children and grandchildren will have enough rats for their rat stew once the world crumbles.

>> No.56435296
File: 81 KB, 1080x1080, 1645153264248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros

>> No.56435297
File: 1.65 MB, 1313x740, 1682622150223301.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.56435308

Yeah there's the weird social btfd thing. That's why 0dtes really freak me out. There's no way to know what will happen.

>> No.56435318

Oil futures are fucking crashing like I’ve been telling anons all weekend hahahaha

>> No.56435319

checks out

>> No.56435330
File: 399 KB, 468x408, 1684104121048330.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.56435337


>> No.56435349

It’s down 1% bud

>> No.56435352

WW3 is canceled. It turns out the jews killed their golem by replacing it with retarded brown people that hate them.

>> No.56435358
File: 374 KB, 900x900, 1660247330253078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.56435361


>> No.56435371
File: 379 KB, 112x112, 1688492555875323.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.56435393
File: 403 KB, 500x356, 1694933631351941.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>its recovering already
nice try

>> No.56435410
File: 8 KB, 245x206, 1668571339264559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

shush, I am trying to abuse sentiment here

>> No.56435412

I should buy a banjo.
Dixie roll doesn't sound right on a ukulele.

>> No.56435419


>> No.56435422

Its down .07% more since your post lol its not recovering

>> No.56435430
File: 1.56 MB, 2062x2518, 1669678336945805.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

i'm not selling. it will recover.

>> No.56435448

Haha its going to $60

>> No.56435456

this one's already established too late

>> No.56435643
File: 100 KB, 800x534, elizabeth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

"OP didn't post the links" edition


>Risk management:

>Live Streams:

>Educational sites:


>Free charts:


>Pre-Market Data and Live data:

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:

>Boomer Investing 101:

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:



>> No.56435673
File: 976 KB, 1080x763, 1556312910658.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

shit's turbofucked, imma go coom to relieve my stress. see you in 5 minutes.

>> No.56435680

I bought into the vangaurd REITs at the top of the bubble because I didn't do my homework. Do not be retarded. Think about what you are doing before being a retard like me. I'm still gonna buy more but just later when it's cheap.

>> No.56435685
File: 162 KB, 1024x1024, IMG_0114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.56435693

Bitching about Canada covers pretty much all of that unironically.

>> No.56435715
File: 42 KB, 576x360, 360_F_111091622_x1z45HZRHG8EGh7WA3DllI7F6TwnPngC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Me waiting for a specialist appointment in Canada

>> No.56435728

Phew that's better.
Anyways don't forget to sell everything and buy more $MCD.

>> No.56435755
File: 682 KB, 955x881, DPZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

How about no?

>> No.56435783
File: 106 KB, 1050x1068, 1697658468806061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Neither did I. bears did their part last week and defended the counter attack. This week we eat.

>> No.56435785
File: 1.37 MB, 264x264, costanza.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Long US commercial real estate

>> No.56435811 [DELETED] 

| KILL |
| ALL |
| AND |
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ

>> No.56435813

What will this market lead to? Broke niggas.
Where do broke niggas eat? McDonalds.
What happens when broke niggas eat at McDonalds? McDonalds makes shitloads of money.

>> No.56435827 [DELETED] 

| KILL |
| ALL |
| AND |
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ

>> No.56435837 [DELETED] 


>> No.56435847

kill yourself! kill yourself!

>> No.56435853 [DELETED] 

| KILL------------|
| ALL-------------|
| AND------------|
| BLACKS------|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ

>> No.56435854
File: 970 KB, 987x702, 1697825979770630.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.56435857

We all love TAIylor, but please contain your autism.

>> No.56435861
File: 420 KB, 700x525, 1685283153037907.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.56435868

There a lotta dead niggaz, but you don't see SCI doing well, do ya, homie?

>> No.56435887

| KILL------------|
| ALL-------------|
| AND------------|
| BLACKS------|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/___ づ

>> No.56435890
File: 134 KB, 851x619, wtfmcd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Why the actual fuck are options on mcd so expensive?

>> No.56435923

because a 5% move is over a $1k move.. You always make more on expensive tickers vs shitty penny stocks.

>> No.56435929

Earnings report just after those expire.

>> No.56435932

It's over.
Each week now, Friday, derisk, sell stocks, buy bonds
Nothing happens, bond sell off resumes with gusto - any bond buying = new opportunity to short them
Fed also sharply, sharply cut liquidity after having to boost it big time
Fed removed backstop - we are crashing this week if earnings disappoint even the slightest

>> No.56435935

Oh right, duh.

>> No.56435954
File: 361 KB, 800x582, Smiling Gigachad Xi Jinping.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Looks like Xi's going after Foxconn and, by proxy, Apple. So falls another member of the Magnificent Seven.

Remind me again how that movie goes?

>> No.56435982

>oil keeps dumping

>> No.56436007
File: 49 KB, 934x922, 1645642965805.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>dollar pumping

>> No.56436011
File: 16 KB, 588x198, Screenshot 2023-10-22 215938.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

holy fuck

>> No.56436035

The founder is a Taiwanese presidential candidate, hmm...

>> No.56436036

Stocks tend to rise with dollar, should be a mumu not a bobo at the door

>> No.56436043

Those guys are fucking based. If I weren't broke I'd subscribe to their shit.

>> No.56436045

>Stocks tend to rise with dollar
Lol. No.
Inverse - dollar up = stocks down
>inb4 we get that retard in here trying to argue that on a long enough time frame currency stronger = stronger stock performance

>> No.56436059
File: 188 KB, 618x640, Let the album circulate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

The official /smg/ stance on the dollar is as follows: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntPeHC8z1Og

>> No.56436068

Are you retarded?

>> No.56436106

>A stronger dollar is a problem for U.S. stocks because it reduces what companies rake in when foreign sales are translated back into greenbacks. It’s also reflective of a safe-haven trade, since the dollar is the global reserve currency, one that comes as economies around the globe suffer, something that can also pressure U.S. stocks.
>Naturally the largest companies do most international business so have a greater portion of revenues coming from outside of the U.S. Notice in the table below from S&P Dow Jones Indices research that the S&P 500 has 70.9% of revenue from the U.S. That is less than the 73.3% of U.S. revenue in the S&P MidCap 400 but is much less than the 78.8% of U.S. revenue generated in the S&P SmallCap 600.
(guess which companies have the greatest weight in indices and thus move markets the most...?)
>On average, the S&P 500 rises 3.7 times more from a falling dollar than a rising one, perhaps since a falling dollar helps the international business, and companies can hedge portions of their international revenues if the dollar rises. The S&P MidCap 400 is 3.9 times more sensitive to a falling dollar than rising one since a falling dollar gives the mid-size companies a chance to grow international business when the dollar falls. The mid caps also performed best with the falling dollar. The S&P SmallCap 600 is 3.1 times more sensitive to the falling dollar than a rising one but does better than large- or mid-size companies when the dollar rises.
This is the key takeaway. That the large companies, that do international trade, they suffer when the dollar is stronger. This is the whole point, and why stocks fall when dollar rises - due to the insane weighting in indices that these massive international companies have

>> No.56436109

>As mentioned, dollar strength moves inversely to equities, and our current down markets are no exception. A strong dollar will drive equities lower for a host of reasons, including the following.
>Currency risk bruises overseas revenues. U.S.-based companies with overseas sales (or investments) in foreign currencies will eventually need to repatriate income back to dollars. Converting a weaker currency into the dollar will translate into fewer dollars, potentially impacting sales and profit expectations. Approximately 30% of S&P 500 Index revenues are generated overseas, which can significantly impact index performance.
>Trade Imbalance dampens growth. A trade imbalance occurs when a country’s imports exceed its exports. When the dollar is strong, exports suffer because foreign consumers pay more in their currency to purchase U.S. goods (think of our carton of milk example).
For U.S. consumers and corporates, imported goods一including inputs一will cost less, because the same amount of dollars will have greater purchasing power in a foreign market.
>When exports (money in) grow more slowly than imports (money out), this can have a chilling effect on corporate growth and, by extension, equity returns. The graph below illustrates this effect.
>Decline in foreign investments. When assets in the United States cost more, foreign investment declines. For the foreign investor, it will take more local currency to equal the same number of dollars. This is the case with hard assets, such as real estate, and securitized assets, such as real estate investment trusts (REITs), among others. This also tends to harm growth and equity markets.

>> No.56436117

All that shit im not going to read because it’s a well known fact that the dollar up = market up most of the time even though the correlation is minimal

>> No.56436118

Yeah but the magnificent 7 always do well.

>> No.56436128

the opposite is true THOUGH

>> No.56436130

Until they don't.

>> No.56436133
File: 458 KB, 552x468, NNT_withGun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>past performance implying future returns

>> No.56436139

Its not though and again, the correlation is minimal, what isnt is oil dumping, spy going up 2% tomorrow minimum

>> No.56436142
File: 625 KB, 1024x682, 1696824158828317.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

TLT-cucks... look at the yields

>> No.56436143

beyond all of these things, which are massive in themselves, on the most, most basic level, which I don't think people understand (which is shocking to me) is that think about it like this
I am a Japanese investor who wants to buy US stocks
I have 100,000,000 yen to invest with
I use that yen to buy dollars, the exchange rate is 130
100,000,000 / 130 = $769,230 with which to buy US stocks
exchange rate is 150 - meaning dollar is stronger (takes more yen to buy 1 dollar)
100,000,000 / 150 = $666,666 with which to buy US stocks
Can you buy more US stocks with $666,666 or with $769,230?
I think you know the answer..
if everyone, worldwide, now has less money with which to buy US stocks (as the dollar gets stronger) then it is a headwind for stocks
>All that shit im not going to read
> it’s a well known fact that the dollar up = market up
>Are you retarded?
YOU are fucking retarded. Not only retarded, but so wrong, so backwards, that you're unwilling to read the proof offered showing you why you're wrong. Jesus. It would be one thing to be wrong, it's a whole another thing to even refuse to read why you are wrong. One is just being ignorant (which can be alleviated), the other is being a faggot (there's no helping you with there)

>> No.56436150

>vangaurd refuses to hold chinese bonds

>> No.56436152

They didnt. Then they just pumped higher.

>> No.56436154
File: 40 KB, 732x732, Owari da.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>US10Y: 4.982% +0.058
>US30Y: 5.136% +0.049
>JP10Y: 0.853% +0.012


>> No.56436157

it's the guy who thinks energy demand is going down and Venezuela is going to add ten million barrels of supply tomorrow lol

>> No.56436159

We are uninverting and nothing bad is happening.

>> No.56436161

I didnt read a single word of this lol

>> No.56436163


>> No.56436166

You *want* to get Evergrande'd?

>> No.56436167

You're a faggot, and a retard, and the entire thread thinks this of you. It doesn't matter whether or not you read a post in this thread, everyone will still continue to think this about you.
You're retarded. Now we know to filter your ID, and disregard any posts you make. Thank you.

>> No.56436169

Haha baggie, you bought at what? 80$? Well hit that tomorrow

>> No.56436175

For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfbhc3NBTA

>> No.56436180

haha you mad (and wrong) (probably i didn’t read)

>> No.56436181
File: 36 KB, 820x713, 1661295030588492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

nah, investopedia is always right

>> No.56436189
File: 4 KB, 264x191, index.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


Son this goes against america

>> No.56436194

That was one of the first pieces of "folk music" I heard.

>> No.56436195

I hope the opposite happens and I get rich from my puts

>> No.56436206

lmao. $100 by end of year

>> No.56436212
File: 174 KB, 460x456, Cramer_RepentZoomer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Because they are based unlike most american fund managers
Imagine selling out to DAMN commies

>> No.56436233

If it weren't for the DEI crap I'd be so fucking for vanguard.
Why are they so retarded?

>> No.56436234


>> No.56436277

They did back out of the green shit and pissed off a lot of IMF fags lol

>> No.56436288
File: 186 KB, 485x539, vanguard-esg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Related to >>56436277

>> No.56436290

Fuck green shit. If you shove niggers sideways into orgs they'll blow up.

>> No.56436291


>> No.56436304
File: 14 KB, 354x286, Headphones Pepe Grooving to Music.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>That final pre-war oil dip to load up

>> No.56436305

I blame the gasoline build that arose from the recent crack fever in combination with interest rates making storage more expensive. We are only up on retarded geopolitical risk.

>> No.56436317

Jews unironically.

>> No.56436322

>oil up 3%
>oil equities up 1%
>oil down 1%
>oil equities down 1%

>> No.56436323
File: 128 KB, 554x910, 76889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

These threads would be so much better without baggie.

>> No.56436325

Israel opting not to go all-in for Gaza. No war potential.

>> No.56436327

"Based on the available information, I would estimate that Google Gemini will launch in December 2023. This is because Google has already given a small group of businesses access to Gemini, and it is expected to be released in the coming months. Google has also announced that it will be available to companies via its Google Cloud Vertex AI platform"
google bard says google launched its copilot 365 competitor in december.
can we use jailbroken ai to get company information?

>> No.56436349
File: 769 KB, 1067x1600, Saint klaus_schwab2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

how fucked are we next week?

>> No.56436356

The big earnings are Friday. Maybe we will get some cool guidance that will make the sector more popular.
Exxon's 8-k earlier this month kind of fell flat so also maybe not.

>> No.56436363

Depends. How fucked would you be by a retrace to May's levels?

>> No.56436374

Even permabear michael hartnett says we will rally for the next 3-4 weeks

>> No.56436378

Next week? Not much
In two more weeks? Oh boy

>> No.56436388
File: 74 KB, 814x1024, Mongol throat singer Pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>Bitcoin 30.6k

>> No.56436398

And what do we call it when permabears capitulate to bullishness? Hint: The t_p

>> No.56436422

its usually called the bottom just like we saw the top of oil

>> No.56436436



>> No.56436442
File: 43 KB, 710x577, 1667667721738285.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Whenever it looks like bonds are going back up... they go back down.

>> No.56436452



>> No.56436468

>bond markets


>> No.56436554
File: 685 KB, 1064x987, 3.1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

yeah i think i'll just practice guitar until i fall asleep. no sense in checking stock futures or oil prices right now.....

>> No.56436578

Stock futures are up slightly and oil futures are a complete blood bath

>> No.56436603
File: 356 KB, 510x584, 1642572814034.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.56436610

fuck, we're fucking fucked tomorrow aren't we? fuck

>> No.56436618

because it pumped relentlessly for two weeks straight

>> No.56436620

You are if you are long on oil or short on the market

>> No.56436624
File: 29 KB, 545x362, 1646671625471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.56436626
File: 127 KB, 920x1080, unamused.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>pumped relentlessly
>didn't break above $92

>> No.56436638

He forgets that oil will never break $92 because there was a line slipped into the 2019 omnibus bill giving the president the power to cut off oil exports with the stroke of a pen, making the ceiling $60 overnight

>> No.56436645

that is not how it works. Brent would skyrocket

>> No.56436668
File: 85 KB, 640x352, Kevin Spacey in Margin Call.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Cutting off oil exports wouldn't give us cheap gas, it would end the American empire overnight.

>> No.56436670

No one wants your oil bags sport

>> No.56436676

Hahaha no it wouldnt, you oil copers sure are funny

>> No.56436680
File: 3.88 MB, 1076x1914, 1647363284761.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>short on the market
you're awful confident about mild green futures there

>> No.56436688

More for me then. Easiest dip to buy in my life

>> No.56436693

Anon, our refineries can't process domestically produced oil; it's mostly the wrong grade.

So we'd stack up some barrels in Cushing, WTI prices would crash, diesel and gas would be flat, then the worldwide repercussions start boomeranging.

>> No.56436701

As soon as the market opening im going all in
Its just going to keep dipping and eventually will go to zero

>> No.56436713

God I wish

>> No.56436714

What is this 2017? We can use light sweet now, you invest in oil and you dont know this holy shit ahahaha

>> No.56436732
File: 532 KB, 1440x1244, 1681496753226459.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

nigga you dumb

>> No.56436740

the line between retardation and baiting is slim

>> No.56436744
File: 547 KB, 1870x954, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

anon, go to bed

its the same thing

>> No.56436745

Oh my god I'm going to buy puts if you retards don't shut up.

>> No.56436750


>> No.56436753
File: 2.97 MB, 1280x720, 1698035861651729.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.56436756

lol please do

>> No.56436762

Dog shit.
who's awake now? the fucking austalians?Why are they paying so much for some nigger cotton greenbacks?

>> No.56436763
File: 72 KB, 410x404, 1629938543653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.56436778

why are pajeets like this?

>> No.56436808
File: 28 KB, 510x497, stoch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

there are no futures, stocks, or cryptos with a stronger chart than the 10 year yield

conversely, there really isn't anything on my watchlist with a weaker chart than bonds

looking at stochastic MACD. 200 day vs 50 day moving average, which is what most pros look at.

RSI is way too short term. 14 days? what?

zoom out brothers

gay bears rejoice


>> No.56436827
File: 392 KB, 1550x1404, or.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.56436837
File: 149 KB, 1179x1299, IMG_0742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

When the 10 year starts ripping people become bearish. The biggest issue right now is the Yen. Every time it breaches 150 the BoJ dumps US treasuries to defend the Yen. Putting useless old US treasuries that no one wants onto the open market makes the 10 year spike, which causes stocks to fall, and causes people to panic. Japan’s loose monetary policy could easily bring us down if no one keeps buying the treasuries the BoJ dumps onto the open market

>> No.56436841

oil just keeps dumping, might see -5% tomorrow

>> No.56436852

It's the 80s all over again with the stagnation and asset price collapse.
Get your fucking compilers and text editors ready, you're gona need them.

>> No.56436912
File: 23 KB, 429x262, 1980s lambo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

A world where the government allows stock prices to fall significantly is terrifying to imagine.

>> No.56436928

Nah. It will be the decade of competence.

>> No.56436936
File: 39 KB, 746x364, US oil supply.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Granholm, you retard, stop shitting up this thread with your idiocy and go back to sucking off green tech CEOs. They need it.

>In 2005, the average API of crude oil inputs into U.S. refineries was 30.2 degrees. The average increased to 33.0 degrees in the first half of 2022.

>> No.56436950

you know joe biden is so dementia’d that the organizations of government are simply doing what they are set up to do without some idiot politician trying to micromanage things, right? This will be one of the best decades the usa has ever had

>> No.56436956
File: 75 KB, 850x400, Liquidate labor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

If Andrew Mellon can imagine it, so can we.

>> No.56436998

You joke, but so many overleveraged seniors would get ripped apart with a real market crash, it would make the Great Depression look like 1992-1999.

>> No.56437010

>oil crashing
>yields dumping
>dollar pumping
+2% spx tomorrow confirmed we are so back

>> No.56437023

Who thought giving india internet access was a good ideas

>> No.56437050

We thought building the network everywhere was good.
Man. Have you not been alive for the past few years? All the good module music and the radios.
Fuck. I miss thinking giving India internet access was a good idea. At least then I had hope in humanity.

>> No.56437066

God dammit someone mail me or I'll fuck of to my yacht and undercut the Chinese with my CNC mill.

>> No.56437079

looks like black monday 2023 got cancelled kek

>> No.56437094

I always wondered what was the master logic behind that plan. Turns out Jews just have a suicide-boner

>> No.56437130

They are the ultimate champions in the victim olympics.

>> No.56437152

Remember: the harder the glowniggers try to shill fake positive sentiments in /smg/, the more dire the state of the financial system is behind the scenes.

>> No.56437175

The twitter files showed 3 fbi agents were assigned to twitter, which gets 1000x more traffic than 4chan. You would have to be schizophrenic to believe there are federal agents posting in a tiny general on a tiny board on an irrelevant website

>> No.56437177

It could just as well be retards in a rising rate environment who haven't caught on yet.

>> No.56437182

You're DHS, not FBI, glownigger.

>> No.56437194

I would never work for such a small salary, i dont even get out of bed for less than $5k/day

>> No.56437197


>> No.56437203

I regret to inform you that Microsoft Google and Meta will do so well that IBM floats up by association with AI.

>> No.56437207
File: 442 KB, 1024x1024, 1697035107289782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Futures are fucking green

>> No.56437210

To be honest, I would love to be paid to shitpost here and make fun of the idiots desperately shilling their bags here who cant read a fucking chart but unfortunately, i do it for free

>> No.56437223

however, FED won't budge.

>> No.56437241
File: 293 KB, 930x860, 1696388071433243.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

TLT putters ww@?

>> No.56437249
File: 68 KB, 1000x1000, 47278d6070ae47b1c1cdb77886f24626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

game plan for today? I think fake dump at open into closing +1%

>> No.56437258

why don't you put your gay Glowie name tag on again faggot? Too afraid to get laughed at again after having all of your bets BTFO'd by me? Yields up, oil up, stocks down and then you quietly stopped using that handle. Now that you're back to your usual bullshit why not name your name with pride, fag?

>> No.56437260
File: 145 KB, 1977x885, Screenshot 2023-10-23 at 08-06-56 Overnight Reverse Repurchase Agreements Treasury Securities Sold by the Federal Reserve in the Temporary Open Market Operations.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

remember when this thing was said to spell the end of all things?

>> No.56437269

I think 'dead cat' bounce at days start if we are using magic triangle terms and its going to shit down til afterhours tuesday

>> No.56437335
File: 501 KB, 508x619, 1675986748135745.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Depends on how the yields behave. Already, they are pumping quite hard (but have come down from morning highs).
This week should end on a highly positive note since the mega-caps are posting their earnings and everyone knows this season is typically extremely bullish.
Things have stopped heating up down in the middle east. Oil seems to have stabilized for now.
Hmm, we finna pump fr fr this is a bussin market senpai... unless yields suddenly go to 5% again. But they shouldn't since Japan and China seem to be dumping US bonds

>> No.56437386

I just sold most of my 2x leveraged short DAX / short S&P ETFs to lock in last week's gains.
Am I dong this right bros?
It's 8:24 am in Germany and I can already trade.
t. europoor

>> No.56437388

What does this graph mean?

>> No.56437429

Yeah, you won, but now dumbass rolls in again and start fresh, like retards, to say your shit isn’t real.

>> No.56437430
File: 1.47 MB, 1842x1896, FED_liquidity_NEW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

If I understand correctly, FED has been injecting massive amounts of liquidity into the markets by reverse repos. They are still injecting liquidity... just at a slower rate.

>> No.56437448


How do I profit from the WW3 meat grinder?

>> No.56437452

we need more information about what the green and purple line truly are, what they represent in detail.
>x liquidity
>y liquidity
means absolutely nothing which renders this screenshot to meaningless squiggly.

>> No.56437470
File: 354 KB, 649x752, 1685039763796263.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I am trying to bait that anon who posted the original image. He was referring to some youtuber but after checking that out I still have no idea where he got that information from.
I wish he would provide more information on this since this really is damn important and interesting.
Once could easily time the market if one knows the FED is injecting massive amounts of liquidity again (which they are)

>> No.56437471

start writing a diary about the hardships of your daily life. after the war spread propaganda about how your ethnic group was cleansed during ww3 and start selling your diary about being a survivor though the the war

>> No.56437479
File: 7 KB, 347x300, central_bank_liquidity_NEW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

It already happend

>> No.56437484
File: 134 KB, 1024x1024, 1697260088889246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.56437498

>meaningless squiggly