/biz/ - Business & Finance

The latest DFV tweet is actually a direct reference to Butterfly/BBBYQ, let me explain.
Take a butterfly. It belongs to kingdom Animalia. It also belongs to domain Eukaryota. You know what also belongs to Eukaryota? A dog. Coincidentally, a dog also belongs to kingdom Animalia. Therefore, if you're not a disingenuous paid stock basher, it is very clear that the DFV tweet was actually a direct reference to Butterfly, and means that the actual M&A target is BBBYQ.

>>58688362
>Guys the dog is obviously looking at a butterfly and its obviously about bbby
You are a brainlet. Let me explain.
Take a butterfly. It belongs to kingdom Animalia. It also belongs to domain Eukaryota. You know what also belongs to Eukaryota? A dog. Coincidentally, a dog also belongs to kingdom Animalia. Therefore, if you're not a disingenuous paid stock basher, it is very clear that the DFV tweet was actually a direct reference to Butterfly, and means that the actual M&A target is BBBYQ.

>>57983404
>backs lil Ronnie
>doesn't win
Kennoid really has no talent in picking winners. He can only cheat (and not well).

>>57611484
Someone will respond to this post with
>muh hertz
I gochu nigga
>The problem here is that you just do not understand how BK works. We will use Hertz as an. example as it was one of the very few occasions when the original stockholders got SOMETHING, although very little.
>First, when a company declares BK the stock is DELISTED FROM ALL EXCHANGES. The exchanges don't trade BK stock. Shorts are excused from closing the transaction, as the stock is by definition worthless. THERE IS NO SQUEEZE BECAUSE THE SHORT SELLERS DON'T HAVE TO RETURN WORTHLESS STOCK. Sooner or later, the broker will release all funds to the short seller.
>Then, the stock ticker symbol is changed. Hertz was changed from HTZ to HTZGQ. Now all old stockholders own shares in HTZGQ. THEN A NEW COMPANY IS FORMED. With Hertz, it was HTZ. All the old stockholders own NO SHARES OF HTZ. HTZGQ (old HTZ) will never again trade on an exchange although it can trade on pink sheets (that's what the "Q" means). HTZ can be (and was) listed with an exchange and traded.
>Then, HTZGQ does a Section 363 bankruptcy sale of the assets to HTZ. This transfers the assets free of any liens to HTZ. HTZ pays for these assets by selling stock. The money generated in HTZGQ from selling stock in HTZ is distributed to the creditors of HTZGQ. Remember, that HTZGQ was once HTZ and was the original Hertz. (New) HTZ then discovers that it owns thousands of slightly used cars in the hottest used car market ever and the price then soars. This doesn't affect the original stockholders in Hertz because HTZGQ sold those cars to HTZ for 10 cents on the dollar. HTZ soars but the original stockholders own HTZGQ not HTZ. HTZGQ of course is worth pennies.
>As a matter of fact, the holders of HTZGQ got $1.46 plus 1/20 share of HTZ for every share of HTZGQ for the best BK result of the century.

>>55929550
>memestock legit stocks

>>55768289
>leaked info
>it's a reddit post

>>55741064
>optionsnigger
>greedy
Pick two

>>55192018
You're just to stupid too understand. Think about it:
>Pulte has been tweeting "ONLY THE YOUNG" a lot lately
>who are young? Babies
>what did Pulte have recently? Babies
>who else has babies? Cohen
>what do you do with babies? You BUY them stuff
>what does Cohen does to his babies? He BUY BUYS them stuff (x2 because he has two babies)
>how do you make babies? By MERGING the PENIS with the VAGINA
>therefore, it is quite obvious that Cohen is planning a MEGER with BUY BUY BABY.
If you don't get it, then you were just not meant to be a brainy anon.

>>55090966
>bro you should just maxx your cards to buy GME it's summer of 2021 trust me goy
>WTF WHY ARE GME HOLDERS DROWNING IN DEBT

>>55064732
>they can do whatever they fucking want with infinite fake shares
>except close their (naked) short positions

>>55005883
>Thank you for copy and pasting a Reddit post
That actually came from here.
>bbby """thesis"""
>mfw